Rob(laughing out loud): Am I a Hero?
B: For the fans you are. You play the outsider, who everyone loves…
R: It’s great to be an outsider
B: Are you talking from experience?
R: I was a loner in school. But you know what? It’s a compliment and the best thing that could have happened to me. When you are different from everybody else, it helps to be creative.(thinking) Maybe my point of view is a bit too romantic.
B: It’s ok to be romantic…
R: (grabs his hair and looks to the ground): I love being different. I don’t want to listen to other people or adjust myself, to fulfill expectations. As an outsider I became what I am.
B: Are you the same in relationships?
R: In relationships and friendships you have to adjust, so that it works together. Isn’t it the best proof of love to work on yourself, because you love the other person so much. But you shouldn’t fake it just to be liked.
Taylor: At school I didn’t have many friends either. Most of the time I was alone.
Kristen: We all feel like outsiders from time to time. Like today I felt like an outsider and I’m sure that the most popular girl felt lonely and misunderstood. I know how it feels to be unpopular. It shouldn’t bother me what people say about me but sometimes it’s hard, even for me.
B: In the movie you are perfect heroes. What about in your private life? Would you change something there?
T: I want to be so wild and strong like the werewolf-boys. I’m often shy and silent. Sometimes I want to be more extroverted.
R: I want to be a bit shorter.
K: (rolls her eyes): You are such an idiot, Rob! I don’t understand why you say such stupid things (Rob smiles embarrassed. Kristen shakes her head) What is going on with you? Did you drink to much coke? (Gozde: I love this :))
UPDATE: pbirdie told us that the translation is missing Robs reaction to Kris comment mentioned by the interviewer:
Rob lacht noch Lauter. Er scheint es zu moegen, when Kristen in so Neckt...
Rob laughs even louder. Looks like he likes it when Kristen teases him...
R: I have really long arms and legs and I’m a total klutz. It isn’t very elegant. If I ever had to dance on a stage I would die of shame. I’m not afraid of normal appearance anymore. I hope I can remember this moment 20 years from now.
B: Rob, you’ve accomplished a lot? Is it easy for you?
R: Sometimes I have to be motivated, to move my ass. I have the bad habit of hanging around. I have two options: either I want to do everything at once or I don’t want do anything.
B: And if you’re heartbroken, do you lock yourself up?
R: Oh no! You should never drown in sadness
B: …like Bella after the breakup?
K: I think it is important to go through a break up. Look at Bella: In the end she is stronger than before, because she found herself. Girls always want somebody who watches over them. But first you have to be strong. Then u can have a happy relationship.
T: I think the love triangle is really hard, in the movie. I feel sorry for Jacob, because Bella doesn’t love him back. When I read the book, I was like I don’t wanna experience that!
R: Being heartbroken always feels terrible. You have to go outside, meet some friends. But you shouldn’t ignore the pain, because someday it’s going to come back. But when you are young it doesn’t matter – after 5 days you fall in love again with someone else.
sources: Translation by Tina1287, scans, thanks to Thinking of Rob
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He's so Un-Hollywood I love it !! I think that's probably why he and Kristen get on so well because she's quite similar in that regard and neither fake all the crap that comes with having to portray a certain kind of person just to be liked or to get on in the business. He's so funny, he just cracks me up.
Forgot to say, LMAO at the look on his face in that first picture !!
Cute interview! I like the interaction between them lol. Very cute.
I hope he NEVER turns Hollywood on us. I hope he always stays grounded and stays true to himself. I think he will.
oh rob!why are you so self deprecating?you're perfect,don't you know that?see,kristen also dis- agrees on what you say about yourself.i love you rob!
i've experienced your stupid words,too kristen..so whatever rob says it's cute..if he wants to be shorter,then that's a wish and that doesn't make him an idiot..we love him so don't get rude cause i love you so much,too..just live your lives,take care of each other,we will be loving you unconditionally..just relax baby..:)
but i am happy to hear your warns. That shows,you really consider his words' clearness..
I think robert and kristen were just bantering--he mocks her often when she says dumb things too. lol
The picture is reallly cute where the girls are fake kissing him, his face!lol
You can see a fear in his eyes.
I wonder if those girls, while being so close to him ended up kissing him or not. I would. I mean, being so close to him and not to try kiss him???
I always doubt if those interviews are real or not. There are often some things written which I don't think they would have said.
But anyway, I liked this interview and I would happily learn Robert to dance without feeling stupid or embarrassed:)
Rosa, but he would never do something like this. He never called her idiot in a interview. It was very rude! I don't like her... She's so arrogant!
What is LMAO?
LMAO is laughing my ass off and come on, Kristen was so obviously kidding. I thought it was very cute :)
I know women love the Rob unconditionally that they don't see even when he is being rude - he has just jabbed at Taylor - how can he say something so insensitive when there is a boy next to him struggling with his height?
The other time he said to Access that wolf park only show their abbs cause they are insecure about something - he is right to some extent in that men who show off their bodies are indeed insecure same to women
And only he can accept to doing something as evil as living his urine in a cup!!! for the hotel maids to clean up - imagine how evil that is - imagine you are the maid cleaning Rob's room and having to handle someone's urine. I know I know his sparkles and is tinted with gold and silver.. Funnily no one comes up to say that its a terrible thing to do - Kristen and Taylor are teenagers and you'd expect them to do all that rubbish but no its Our own Mr Sparklepeen so every girl goes yay! he is soo un-hollywood - he is sooo hot for being mr filthy. Sorry guys but when he takes jabs at either Kristen or Taylor I feel angry because am sure ther are so much they can say about him but they don't.
Am very sorry guys am not Rob hater I just don't like people making fun of others when clearly its not being reciprocated. I love him too but I don't applaud everything he says - I do that to Kristen too.
The translation is missing Robs reaction to Kris comment mentioned by the interviewer:
Rob lacht noch Lauter. Er scheint es zu moegen, when Kristen in so Neckt...
Rob laughs even louder. Looks like he likes it when Kristen teases him...
Cute :)
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so cute, & hilarious, k's like his mum - the too much coke stuff.
he's probably tired of stooping with all the shorties - he needs to hang with Jackman who can teach him tall guys look yummy dancing.
Wow, PartyG, you are not in a party mood are you? :) I don't think he was taking a jab at Taylor...at all! Who says Taylor is struggling with his height? Have you ever hear him say that?
Plus he is not making fun of anyone's height but HIS OWN. He says his height make him clumsy.
And the peeing in a cup was a JOKE.
Kristen calling Rob an idiot was also a JOKE.
Try to lighten up :)
Bravo is an magazin her in Germany for teenager.
You have to be careful with the articel in it. Most of it is written for the teenage girls. They call Kristen his girlfriend. Is she his girlfriend? Nobody knows that. But Bravo knows ???
But the interview sounds very relaxed.
An Kristen likes to tease him ... i think it isn`t rude when she calls him an idiot. They make fun with each other. And thats it. My opinion.
Erm........ who's taking shots at Taylor ? I think perhaps people are more sensitive about Taylor's height issue than Taylor himself. I actually think Rob talks about being shorter because of the issue he has with his legs and running.
I think the poster that was ranting speaks volumes about how much they actually dislike Rob with lines like "because am sure ther are so much they can say about him but they don't." Rob is his own worst critic so that's just crap !!
I agree with Goz! It is obvious that Kristen was joking and it's not like we haven't seen this kind of banter before with them! They joke with each other like that all the time in interviews. I think the interview was cute! I also don't believe Taylor would take the height comment as an insult.. I think he has grown into his own and has enough confidence to not cry about that type of comment!
Your right Goz.. People need to LIGHTEN UP!
I think it is a little presumptuous to assume Taylor has an issue with his height. And while it seems ridiculous for a man to want to be shorter, that is such a Rob comment, I can totally believe it. And Kristen simply called him on his being so ridiculous. It was clearly a lighthearted exchange to me. Something you would do with a close friend/boyfriend. I realize they were in an interview, but when you are as comfortable as they clearly are together, sometimes you just let those things slip. I have been other places this morning where Kristen is being destroyed for that comment.
I have to agree that I think Rob and Kris have that kind of friendship/relationship that they speak jokingly to/about each other a lot !! Rob's sensitive but he does have a sense of humour and knowledge in the fact that Kristen is just that way naturally and not to take it personally !
Of course Kristen is just teasing him, I would actually get seek of listening to person I care about always talking shit about himself. It's cute and adorable to a point. On Jimmy Kimmel Kristen rolled her eyes when he said that his body looks like prepubescent girls body. I would roll my eyes as well.
I love the fun of Robert...kristen and taylor I am not convinced...
i love you for ever ROBERT PATTINSON
just wanted to point out something...they kinda skipped over some parts when translating this...like for instance...after Kris asks if he drank too much Coke (which they conveniently adapted in German as Cola, because germans have no idea what Coke is other than the drug...we use Cola in Europe...)...so after that part...the interviewer notes: Rob laughs even more. He seems to like it when Kristen's teasing him now if this is not indicative of the fact they were JOKING i don't know what is...besides...I don't really get what the big deal is? :/ it was a funny interview...I really think that when somebody makes the effort of translating these things they should translate EVERYTHING so their personal adaptation doesn't take even more from the original statement than the translation from english to whatever language already had...
also I'd like to point out that German doesn't have a lot of words for the goofy hip English expressions so never assume the actual word they use in German is the exact same thing the person said in English..it's an ADAPTATION to their language and their expressions...and then taking that German article and re-translating it in English many things get AGAIN lost in translation...
relax people...I'm sure Rob, Kris and Taylor have a lot of fun on these 3-way interviews... :D
and yeah the pics with the 2 German interviewers were fun to see :D Rob has a cute
@ Party G,
Puritanical codswallop!
Maybe some things get lost in translation for you. Godze it right, most of what was said was a JOKE. Truly you need to lighten up!
What a funny, sweet interview, obviously they really dig (get, understand)each other.
I have just read the German version of the Bravo Mag, its one of the best interviews I have read, they ask logical questions and got very detailed interesting response from Rob, Taylor and Kristen. I just don't have the time but I wish someone could translate it all in English for fans - its interesting.
I personally don't think her comments are that cute. She may be joking, but it's in a condescending tone that's seemingly characteristic of her. Rob teases her all the time but he never calls her an idiot or tries to make her look stupid in interviews. Kristen, on the other hand, always seems to make little comments to berate him. It's good that she doesn't like it when he degrades himself. But responding to him with a degrading comment seems a little counter-productive. I can't help but think back to the Jimmy Kimmel Live interview when he asked someone to introduce the New Moon clip and Kristen and Rob were trying to figure out who should do it. And when he said he wasn't sure which clip it was, she was like "Come on! We've all been prepped for this. Let's get it together...::eye roll::". Like I said...unnecessarily condescending. Why try to embarrass him and make him look lazy or unprepared on national television?
Sorry. I can't be all happy and pro-Robsten until I see some indication that she's nice to him and doesn't make him any more self-concious than he already is. Just my opinion.
Hey chilax its just my opinion - Rob is Gold he can do no wrong even I understand that. Its cause his answer is just after Taylor and then Kristen says that he is an idiot well Mmmm don't cut me in half if its a joke then am also just joking
hahahaha after five days u fall in love again with someone else??? that is hilarious LMAO
I don't understand why people are crying over what kristen did here. They were playing around what is the provlem with rob's fans?
Common, rob do the same all the time and i don't see people finding that offencive. he make fun of her about kissing her infront of a nation in french tv and saying playfulelly that what she doesn't like about her was her personnality to what she andswer she couldn't stand his smell.
This is all jocking around with people you Know really well.
Is all the same with nikki reed, when she complimented him no one say that was nice but if she says something that people don't like they spend hour hating on the girl.
I just wish people will stop picking every word out of a context to bash people.
And if rob laugh at what she says that means for me it wasn't rude or offensive.
I think every relationship (friends or else) is different, people are different, for someone it might be offensive, but R&K always do that, that's their thing they tease each other.
I think Rob gets more offended when people praise him, rather than tease him. (heavy sarcasm, hope it translates)
Anyway I love their interviews together, it's fascinating to watch them interact.
@ Pauleta,
"I just wish people will stop picking every word out of a context"
WELL SAID!
Sarahbella,
Have you ever have a boyfriend or even a guy boyfriend?
Because if you haven't had one, let me tell you this is how people behave when they're close and one of them make a stupid comment, the other just tease him or her.
I don't see why on evry site people are jumping on the girl. I mean Rob makes fun of her in interviews everytime. Saying he don't understand what sh's saying when he obviously does. They play around that is what young people do. Is calling living their life.
Oh god, forgive kristen or whoever joke around about or with rob. I know is a capital crime in rob community but may you forgive the person?
Pauleta,
Don't get your panties in a bunch. I don't recall whining or crying about anything. I'm stating my opinion and it's not a favorable one about Kristen. It's based not on "one word" that I took out of context, but on every recent interview and interaction I've seen between the two of them. Based on those, I formed my own assumptions and interpretations. No one really knows what goes on between the two of them other than the two of them. But last time I checked, this was Robsessed. Not Robstensessed. I don't HAVE to like her or think that everthing she does is awesome and badass. So let's ease up on the full out attack mode everytime someone expresses an opinion that may differ from yours.
Have I ever had a boyfriend or a guy boyfriend (I'm not even sure what that is)? Seriously...I'm not even going to dignify that one with a response. Thanks though ;)
@ Sarahbella & Party G,
Don't forget that this is an International site. We all have different filters, different interpretations of nuances.
I for one live in Australia, where everyone teases, and insults (with their tongues firmly in their cheeks) it's considered a term of affection. I call my best friend "Dreadful" It's my nickname for him. Bearing this in mind, read the interview again...
These two really like each other.
Sarahbella,
To be accused of being a robsten whatever is more than an insult for me.
If you read all the things i have posted here you will see, that i really don't care who they date, in fact i will rather they don't date each other.
I don't find it a little to much that rob can joke around about kristen and other people and things and noone find it rude but his costar can't say anything whitout creating a war on internet. Just double standard and hypocrisy.
You have to take a lot of things reported w/a grain of salt. So many variables-interpreted out of context, etc. On another note, Happy Thanksgiving to RobsessedBlog. I am so thankful for you. A big shoutout to the Pattinson family tree..Hot damn, little did you know what you started!!!!
@Louisa...I agree. That's why it's nice to come on here and discuss things and be open to each other's opinions, interpretations, and experiences.
I think they really like each other too. Maybe even love each other. But as a Robsessed fan, I can't help but be a little overprotective of him. I just want him to be happy and to be with someone who appreciates and makes him feel like the special guy that he is. I've had plenty of guy friends, boyfriends, and grew up in a house full of brothers who teased me constantly (although none of them would dare call me an idiot without getting smacked upside the head). I can recognize that are different kinds of teasing. I have also seen plenty of times when a girl has the upper hand over a guy who is crazy about her, and she talks to him any kind of way because she knows that she can...and the guy is so anxious for her approval that he takes any jabs from her even if they may hurt his feelings from time to time. So many possibilities. Let's hope it's the friendly bantering you ladies think it is :p That would be ideal. I think we all want Rob to be happy.
Pauleta, my comments were more general about intolerance for other people's opinions. I'm not aware of any internet uproar about her comment. I was just stating my personal opinion. And I respect yours too. It's all love here.
HAPPY THANKSGIVING everyone, I'm going to study for my law classes.
Just hope the twicast have a nice thanksgiving.
PartyG - I didn't feel that Rob was making fun of Taylor when he was talking about wanting to be short ... and how do you know that Taylor is struggling with his height? Maybe he is perfectly happy just the was he is, he is probably better than average height and is 17 so he is still growing. As for the peeing in cups thing - I take most stuff like that that Rob says with a grain of salt - lots of times he says he was just kidding about stuff he says
Whoa!Sometimes i feel sorry for Kristen!She has said that she has no sense of humor and when she tries to be funny she ends up offending people.In this article,instead of offend Rob she offended Rob's fans.At least that seems she did.Rob is hunging out with her STILL and that seems that he doesn't care what she says about him.His fans from the other have a totally different reaction.They have gone mad with what Kristen said.Especially the girls on IMDb are bashing Kristen as rude,arrogant,stuck up and other names.Here some people are angry with Kristen,too.Why?Rob doesn't seem angry with her at all and he's the only person who should be mad and offended.But he's not!Maybe he knows that she was just teasing him.Personally,i found it funny!Rob says some very immature things from time to time(i haven't wash my hair for 4 years,i don't bath etc)just for fun,but all this come and bite his ass later.Maybe she was trying to protect him with her way,which is not acceptable by his fans.Just saying,because i don't know the way she thinks.But i can't understand why some of you here feel offended,the same time that Rob feels fine?Otherwise,is he an idiot hunging out with her all the time?
Wow! such strong reaction to what is such a typical R/K moment. It has virtually always been that way with them, right from when "Twilight" first came out. It's obviously like a "game" (for lack of a better word) to them. You tease me, I tease you back. Id even be tempted to use the expression "friendly foreplay" LOL I just hope that comment doesnt earn me a pro/con "Robsten" attack lol
I love the first part of the interview when he was all shy and talking about how he likes being different and an outsider. One of his many swoon-worthy moments...::sigh::
Can someone ask how "young" you have to be to qualify for the 5 day grieving period?? Does this mean himself included?? *gasp*
BTW- I LOVE ROBS QUIRKY COMMENTS!!! step off KS! Dont start messin with his head about what he says. The reason we love him is that he sticks his foot in his mouth. WIch is adorkable. ROB- I LOVVVE YOUR HEIGHT!!! I feel like chewbacca myself.
"Rob doesn't seem angry with her at all and he's the only person who should be mad and offended."
Well said
I read the article once more and i definitely agree with Gozde..i've heard that "peeing in a cup" thing and yes it was really a joke..How can you expect that kind of inconsiderate behaviour from Rob??and i see that kristen's words are jokes here..first i didn't get it but when i read again i understood that she wasn't any rude..don't be so judgemental ladies..
"Friendly foreplay". I like that. And teasing can be foreplay ;) That MTV interview the two of them did during Twilight...that was really cute. That Japanese game show with the buzzer....also cute. I've just noticed there's a little more bite to her teasing lately. Someone please help me justify the Jimmy Kimmel comment she made when she told him to get it together and that they had all been prepped for the clip. That just rubbed me the wrong way. Seriously, I'd love to get another POV on that one. Because that wasn't a flirting moment. He wasn't laughing and she looked genuinely irritated and he looked uncomfortable and was trying to say something to lighten the mood. I'm just saying!
saraB- I agree with ya girl. KS is notorious for having attitude and cutting people off. Rob NEVER is rude. He'll make a face and laugh. Thats the extent of it. I did my homework. Just dont dig her. anywho-Im digging ROb fierce!!!*sings* we're still havin fun and you're still the one!!
Just got to add this in- please dont hate those with an opinion. If some dont like someone BIG DEAL! Its who we love that we have in common. All for ROb! someone please pass the gravey..
"I have two options: either I want to do ever ything at once or I don’t want do anything." Wow, I can so relate to that..
As has been said, Kristen often takes Rob on when he puts himself down. There are lots of reasons for that, but all are a measure of her affection, not the reverse.
Part of Taylor’s controlled demeanour comes from years of martial arts training. He’s very capable of defending himself, and wouldn’t respond to ‘height’ issues anyway. It’s an advantage. lol
I just want to know why he holds the mic like that...seriously messes with my head in a blissfully perverted way:0
OK people, move on out... Nothing to see here. Please never doubt that Rob and Kristen are all about the inside jokes. Arangano is shorter... You can bet this entered the conversation at some point while she was switching boyfriends. It's not about Taylor... He is 5'11" and could have broken Rob in half when he was 12. Rob has admidtted numerous times to feeling physically inadequate around Taylor. So rest assure this is not about Taylor *waves and mouthsto waves to Taylor Lautern* I think I can help you become more extraverted
As for Robsten (and if you still think they are not together, you are delusional), the only way they can deal in public without being affectionate is to do the opposite. As was the case in grade school is always more appropriate to let the girl hit harder... Except in this case everybody loves Rob and so Kstew looks like a batterer when she does.
Good times! By the way, you can set a clock to the reports of impending real life love triangle that are coming about Taylor, Kristen and Rob... It's going to be awesome!
@Sarahbella:
""Friendly foreplay". I like that. And teasing can be foreplay ;) That MTV interview the two of them did during Twilight...that was really cute. That Japanese game show with the buzzer....also cute. I've just noticed there's a little more bite to her teasing lately. Someone please help me justify the Jimmy Kimmel comment she made when she told him to get it together and that they had all been prepped for the clip. That just rubbed me the wrong way. Seriously, I'd love to get another POV on that one. Because that wasn't a flirting moment. He wasn't laughing and she looked genuinely irritated and he looked uncomfortable and was trying to say something to lighten the mood. I'm just saying!"
Maybe she wasn't flirting, maybe is was sarcasm. Maybe she was irritated with him. Maybe Rob cussed her out afterward backstage. I've certainly seen him "put her in her place" before. Or maybe it was nothing. Rob can handle himself. I'd say just let it go.
@A
You are so right about Taylor's control. It's kind of odd that he, a 17 year old boy, would be more in contol than his 24 year old counterpart. Equally interesting to me that the roles they play as werewolf and vampire are so reversed.
This is an adorable funny interview, and very typical rob, Kristen banter.. Remember comic con?
Sense of humor folks, everyone should get one.
Kristen is a no nonsense girl and on Jimmy Kimmel I saw nothing wrong with her comments to Rob. She wanted him to do the job they went there to do. I love when she calls him out on his sh** and is not a dumb Stepford Wife fanning over her man. Yes her man. He obviously loves it so don't hate on her! He is not angel either, the look he gave her and Taylor when Taylor's head was snuggled on her shoulder was priceless. Some of his fans see him as some helpless demigod, so it is probably very refreshing to have some one like Kristen who just sees him as himself and does not place him on a pedistal. I like him a lot but the way some of his devoted/delusional fans react to Kristen's every word and action is crazy. That is probably why she wants to keep the relationship private because of psycho overprotective Robnuts who look for any excuse to bash her.
JONESY - so you caught that look too huh? The look that Rob gave K & T after T was embarrassed with the clip that was shown. I thought it was just me - being delusional. Thinking in my own little quiet world that I detected a hint of "what the heck was that?" type of thing. Rob's reaction (to me) is similar to his comic-con reaction when T mentioned about the "sleeping bag" scene. Just sayin' . . .
M said
"You are so right about Taylor's control. It's kind of odd that he, a 17 year old boy, would be more in contol than his 24 year old counterpart. Equally interesting to me that the roles they play as werewolf and vampire are so reversed."
Yes Taylor has 'control' that he uses to control 'nothing' most of the time because he has nothing to say most of the time.
*sign* i am sorry, i am a lurker and love it that way, but and i surly don't want to bash Taylor but but i sense hidden comparisons about how "Taylor could cut rob in half" and it irked me.
About robs jokes, i find them most of the time non-rude teasing or self deprecating, but sometimes they are his amazingly sharp witted reaction to a falseness, or banality, or lameness going on around him. In that 'doing it in a cup' and such other comments, what was going on was that the interviewer was seizing him up, and robs intelligence immediately grasped it and responded accordingly. This is what men do, size-up each other by doing this- 'who can talk dirtiest' routine.*shakes head* I don't know their exact psychology behind it but this is what they do*shrugs*.
C'mon, guys. Rob wasn't serious when he said he wanted to be shorter. Yes, Kristen knows him well enough to know that what he said was full of s***. And I've seen Rob joke around with K before, like when asked about their on-set kissing he said that "Kristen has no idea what she's doing." No wonder these guys don't come out. Every word said is picked apart and scrutinized. Seriously, if I were them I wouldn't give a single interview together.
i don't know about the future , what happen with robert and kristen relationship in the future...., but today i saw and read this articel,,,, both robert and kristen are a good couple i thought ( bad english)
lulu--when you are close enough to someone, you tease them. You make fun of them. Kristen doesn't do that to Taylor, cause he's younger. Robert is the most wanted man on the earth, she's close to him, they mock eachother in interviews back and forth, and then they LAUGH afterwards. lol
That's the type of rapport they have, it's a sort of banter, they both strike me as smart asses who are comfortable and close enough to mock eachother publicly.
Robert told her to shut up in the ET interview, that could be considered rude. But I thought that was funny too, especially when he said it's animosity not chemistry they have.
re: Kristen cutting robert off-I don't think she realizes how much she doe it, and she should be more aware when she does. But almost everytime she cuts him off, it's because the dude is rambling on or on the verge of saying something that will be quoted out of context for the next six months.
Say what you will about kristen, but she is a protective friend to him and tends to cut him off because he's about to say something he'll regret. He OVERSHARES, and that has come back to bite him in the ass in the press.
She reminds me of some old married lady who is like "harold, not that story again!" when Robert starts spouting off....lol
You can't really take Rob seriously most of the time, like when said the most romantic thing he ever did was put a flower on some girl's locker. He was so obviously FOS. Don't hate me for saying this please!
People need to put these interviews into context.
These two have to answer the same questions over and over again, right after the other. They get bored.
When you get bored, you try to entertain yourselves by messing around and messing with your answers and other peoples' answers.
That's what happened with that EW interview where he told her to shut up-they were bored. They were messing with Robert.
That's what happened in this interview. Robert's bored, he starts bullshiting, and Kristen laughs and calls him on it.
Nothing more than two people trying to entertain themselves.
wow, some of you guys are taking this too seriously. who honestly thinks Robert wants to be shorter? What man EVER wants to be shorter? LOL
him saying he wishes he were shorter is like a girl equivalent of saying, "I wish I wasn't so beautiful." It's ridiculous, especially in HOllywood where tall guys are in short supply!
So Kristen teases him about it. She obviously doeesn't think he's an idiot, she always talks about how smart and intelligent and creative he is. She's just making fun of him for saying something dumb, and he knows it's dumb. He laughs back.
sarahbella-I thought her point was benign when she mentioned they'd been prepped beforehand. She was saying that to Taylor and Robert actually, as if to say, come on, we have a job to do, we've been prepped on the clip.
Rob does tease her too in ways that aren't just sweet. There was that very funny moment where she said she couldn't live without her cat, and he just prodded her, saying did she know cats die fast, and that her cat will die soon, and went on and on.And she's taken aback at first, and he keeps this wicked straight face throughout, until she finally laughs.
Robert has been characterized as being sly, saying things straight faced, and people only realizing he was mocking them after they've walked away. Peter F. and Rachelle Lafevre have mentioned this.
Kristen, never open your mouth or if you do just say how dreamy, charming,intelligent, gentle, delicate,funny...rob is. Otherwise shut up so fans can be happy. Don't try to befunny with him, don't be playfull with him, no, noway. You aren't allowed to. But don't be offended if rob makes fun of you he has the right to be playfull . You know that he is witty, funny and all. But you don't even it.
This is just the most ridiculous argument about what this guys has ever said. Even more ridiculous than nikki reed rob is complex coment.
Enough with the fighting already... can someone please post a complete translation of this interview?
Thanks in advance!
This is all just a storm in a teacup, a lot of the confusion comes down to the British sense of humour which is a bit difficult to get your head around unless you have been brought up here.
We use a lot of irony, saying the opposite of what we actually mean just get a laugh or to lighten the mood. Kristen often says things in a more literal or direct way that can sound a bit rude to my ears, but that's just how she is and it makes Robert laugh. I remember her once replying to a question on stage in Germany, and her answer came across as a bit rude and he just cracked up, he's used to her way.
Things get lost in translation in print and we don't know how this was said so should take with huge grain of salt. The way our sense of humour is can sometimes come across as sly digs but really we just do it for the laughs so don't get offended.
I've always had the feeling that Kristen keeps an eye on him,like babysitting him in a good way. I also think that he needs it sometimes because he is so all over the place.
OMG this thread makes me laugh so much I think I might throw up.
Warning - people who don't think this whole interview is funny, don't come to Australia you would never survive our teasing silly ways.
Rob's a silly boy he's used to people reacting to his silly ways, don't you love him for it!
Have a theory his secret mentor is Michael Gambon - or at least they are similar, aka dumbledore, a man renkowned for making up silly stuff -
Interesting article about him -
Here's the Gambon article -
http://www.guardian.co.uk/film/2004/feb/29/theatre
Michael Gambon once claimed that he used to be gay. He had to give it up, he said, because it made his eyes water. He told another interviewer he'd started his career as a dancer in the Royal Ballet. He had to give that up as well, after he fell off the stage.
'It's in one of those handbooks,' he tells me. '"Used to be a dancer." The reporter said to me, "Ooh, was it painful?" So I said, "Yes, I fell through the timpani."'
You will gather that Sir Michael Gambon is not invariably and entirely truthful. Making Sleepy Hollow with Christina Ricci, he used to tell her elaborate stories about the clubs he'd been to the night before and the drugs he'd taken. 'Oh, yes,' he says fondly. 'I used to tell her terrible fibs.' Ricci thought it was a hoot. But it can also be a bit embarrassing if you're the hapless reporter who notes down 'fell through timpani'. So when his first words to me are, 'I had a car crash last night,' I am inclined to ignore him. I ask him instead about the play he is currently rehearsing, and only after about 10 minutes realise he really did have a car crash last night.
I am actually less worried that Gambon will tell me lies than that he won't tell me anything at all. He is notoriously publicity-shy, rarely gives interviews and, when he does, works hard not to give anything away. He is sometimes described as having a wife, or an ex-wife (Ann, or Anne, Miller), occasionally a girlfriend. At some point he seems to have lived in Kent, but probably doesn't now.
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