Jay Leno's Team Catches Robert Pattinson Partying!

From The Jay Leno Show :)

Ever wonder why Robert Pattinson is so convincing as a vampire in the Twilight movies? Because he IS a vampire. We got a tip that Robert was partying at trendy LA club Guys and Dolls last Saturday night. We waited outside ALL night for the guy to come out. He finally emerged from the club at 6:00 in the morning. I guess he lost track of time and didn't realize the sun had come up because as soon as Robert opened the door, the dude turned into a bat.



We got this exclusive picture of Robert flying down Sunset Blvd. No word on whether rumored girlfriend Kristin Stewart is planning on moving into Robert's 6 bedroom Hollywood Hills cave.

Thanks to Suz for the tip :))

9 comments:

Suz said...

that's because there WAS no humor, Goz.

LENOFAIL!

xxxx

But the name dropping continues. xxx

WinWin said...

Suz, hugs!

Leno is losting it! I didn't get it!

spellbound said...

Typical corny Leno monologue...and since I have a sort of strange sense of humor I usually laugh at corny jokes but not much on that one...lol

Anonymous said...

Silly billy of a man....LOL

twmmy said...

oh JL is a drag !. I don't seem to like hhim !

Emily said...

(insert sarcasm here)

Oh right, I get it! Because Rob plays a vampire and vampires turn into bats, right? That was so creative! Nothing like a fresh idea.

I hope next time he posts a picture of a wolf that he saw outside Taylor's place. That would be even funnier!

Oh Jay, you're losing your touch if you thought was even remotely funny.

rpattzgirl survived Rob! said...

So true..name dropper...

raizie said...

Goz,
No wonder you're tired. From all this activity, it looks like you've been going non-stop.

Thanks for keeping us updated.

FYI - the bat joke - not funny.

Linda said...

Aaaaawwwww, such a cute bat! I love bats! :) They're smelly, but I love them. :)

(Maybe there lies the similarity to Mr. Messy Rob, huh?)

 
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