Stolen Robward Cut Outs and a Robert Pattinson Cross-Stitch Pattern?

According to E! Online Nordstrom is complaining about their life size Robward and Taycob cut outs being stolen! They say it's usually middle aged women that are swapping the Robert Pattinson cut outs... Fess up! Which one of you grabbed Rob? :)
(*whispers you can buy the cut out at Amazon without risking jail* :))



Also The Guardian(UK) has detailed instructions and cross-stitch chart for your next pillow...



I have to say I'm a bit scared. What's next? Oh I know! Robert Pattinson panties!
Yes, they went there... ;)

Thanks to Amazeofgrace, Desiree, Sarah and Rie for the tips ;))

33 comments:

Cherry clockwise said...

Once one of my friends tried to get a Harry Potter cut out from an optical center. I'm glad she didn't get it!

I can imagine a group of women hidden behind an Edward mask and team Edward shirts and running in the streets with the lifesize version! Haha! I would love to see that! The Edward army, right on time for Halloween! "To look at you, alone in the shop and behind the window, you don't know how it's tortured us!"

Cherry clockwise said...

Oh, and I'm sorry, but I think his smile on the cross-stitch chart looks kind of stupid. If anyone is brave enough to prove the final version is not, take your needles!

SluttyPattz said...

LOL THIS IS HILARIOUS. Ummm, the panties thing freaks me out. Are ppl really that bizarre?

rpattzgirl survived Rob! said...

Dammit, I knew someone saw me running out of nordies!

lelie said...

That cross-stitch thing looks really really scary....

T said...

I didn't think there was a limit to my Robsession, but I think that cross-stitch pattern is it. It's just too creepy.

Bente B said...

The possibilities are endless *LOL*

I have just knitted a scarf actually... with Edward and Bella and a quote on it ;) My blog is in norwegian, but you only need to see the pictures, right?? ;))

http://www.bentemor.com/blogg

(scroll down, I posted it yesterday)

Jessica said...

*whistles*............*RUNS!!*

rpattzgirl survived Rob! said...

@Bente,
omg, your scarves are beautiful!!!

Crystal-Lyn Marie said...

BAHAHAHAH, omg, love it. I totally would steal a Rob cut out too :D The only thing though... I HATE that picture of him...can't them make a New Moon one???

Bente B said...

Thanks, rpattzgirl :))

Agnes said...

@Bente B: I totally loved the little Edward figure, and your works look amazing!

Ana73 said...

it's hard to believe that an older woman would go into Nordstrom's of all stores and steal the cut out, can you imagine walking out of the store with that and it's not like you can hide it under your shirt, i guess if you were wearing a trench coat. i know i am putting too much thought into it - i need to get a life :))

as far as the cross stitch, i do find it a little strange too but then again they have a dildo that sparles so anything is possible.

lelie said...

hey bente I like you scarfs. Are you knitting them just for you or do you have a shop? Would be a nice christmas gift....

Ana73 said...

bente - all of your scarves are beautiful.

Bente B said...

I'm just knitting for myself and my family... I have been asked to knit for others, but it's more fun and easy to be creative when it's just for myself... I don't have to worry about if it's good enough *lol*

Agnes said...

I think a sparkling dildo is actually more reasonable and less embarrassing than the cross stitch pattern. My husband would hate them equally. :)

Georgie said...

If I had my own bedroom/private space, I wouldn't hesitate to make it my Rob sanctuary, with lifesize cutout and posters all round, Rob movies playing on a plasma...but I don't think DH would appreciate it somehow LOL.

lelie said...

you are right bente. Beautyfull things only are created without pression.

lelie said...

*pressure (sorry my english)

Haystackhair said...

So why do they go on and on about the tweens as Robs fans, then when it comes to larceny it's finally a mention of the middle age fans? LOL

rpattzgirl survived Rob! said...

Georgie,
your avi is giving me palpatations!!!

Angie said...

Haystackhair, of course that would be when we get some acknowledgement! LOL

skorpia said...

WOW! they nust be PO! lol! too funny. cute story. I can see ole grannies doing it,they have a better shot at saying it was alzeimers or something. Gay men in wigs?? haha! SHOW US THE VID!!

solas said...

OK- am now officially thinking of officially changing the doctoral thesis in psych.

noisefaidaus said...

OK I kinda get the life size cut outs! But the cross stitch is just wrong, it's not even a good likeness of him...ugh!

Agnes said...

@solas: You should write your thesis on Robsession. You could even get it published afterwards! :)

solas said...

agnes--that is what I am thinking!!! I WAS going to do it on external factors in changing brain in ADD/ADHD students, but after seeing this stuff here, am thinking this psychological phenomenon is too much to pass up!

RPLover said...

doing a cross stitch of his face just seems a little stalkerish for some reason-like you sneak up on him, cut off some of his hair and weave it into the pillow, and then you send it to him after you've slept on it for 2 months...huh, maybe I'd make a good stalker! LMAO

just, no. ;)

Agnes said...

@solas: I think we all would like to know what's happening to us and whether it is incurable. :)

solas said...

agnes-- I will officially hang my shingle out online for you all. :-D

Anonymous said...

I only borrowed it i didn't steal it, but the cardboard is all bubbled from one too many licks :)

Anonymous said...

OMG- I know I'm a little crazy, but I would totally wear those Edward Panties!!! Edwards mouth in the crotch- PRICELESS!!!!!!!!!

 
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