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Robert Pattinson's Movies
HIGH LIFE
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GOOD TIME
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THE LOST CITY OF Z
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THE CHILDHOOD OF A LEADER
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LIFE
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QUEEN OF THE DESERT
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MAPS TO THE STARS
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THE ROVER
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48 comments:
DRATZ! I don't read FF!
Internet is for porn? Rob is porn?
I can think of a few things about him that could be rated as porn... :)))
*mind in the gutter*
"grab your dick and double-click!"
this had me LMAO-thanks for posting!
the internet is for Robporn, LOL :)
OMG! Where did that song come from? I was laughing so hard, I love the way they got the entire cast into the song.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Im gonna sing this at work-thanks for giving my vengence-
Rob, why do you always put our minds in the gutter????Why Rob, WHY??????
Thanks for the much needed LMFAO!
Those pictures of Rob on the rug are definitely porn!
HA HAHAHAHAHA thank you, thank you I have just come back from work and you made my night.
The song is from "Avenue Q" which is a really brilliant musical!
Love it! Totally made me smile! Thanks for sharing!
this really made me LMAO!!
I love this, it never gets old no matter how many times I see it!
And they say KATE at the end! Yeap go back and listen! LOL
ROFL!!
I can´t stop laughing, my gosh, people are totally crazy out there!
*laughing tears rolling and rolling*
LOL @Kate, I heard them say Kate.
OK ladies. I did it. I made my first fan dedication video to the god of sex, I mean Rob.
Here's the link, check it out!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0a8gqYCyui0
Remember I have never made a video before EVER so there's my disclaimer.
LMAO!!! For a moment, reading the heading, I thought it was a quote from some interview I had not seen! :D
LOL Robsessed.teri is me by the way I forgot I was logged into that account to post my first ever video.
OK--after I choked on my tuna sandwich and spattered milk at my screen, I can now get hold of myself and ask about the latest thing that puzzles me, since you mentioned it: FF.
I realize being a visitor from my home planet of B'Zarr-o, I don't understand everything in your world. So what is going on with this FF, and what connection does it have to Rob that it takes up a lot of discussion on this ROBsessed site? I looked at some FF and saw that it was not for me, but that's OK; I'm from a different planet and am used to being different. But I am not 'getting' the FF phenomenon. Is it because it is loosely based on the Twilight character of Edward, and Rob plays Edward? Or is it a vehicle to phantasize about Rob with the rationalization that it is 'just' Edward? OR neither of those--something so totally off that I cannot even imagine?
HUGE thank you for the vid!!
You touched my soul!
Great people you are, ladies!
@Solas - fan fiction is loosely based on the character of Edward. Some of it is smutty (AKA lemony), some of it is sweet and romantic. They take the twilight characters and put them in a total different story. Sometimes they are vamps and sometimes just regularly people. Obviously, when we read it we picture Rob as Edward. So while we wait on other projects he's working on to come out, we indulge ourselves with a little FF to fulfill our rob fantasies. We all know they are fantasies but its ok to dream right? Hope that helps.
Well there's a way to spice up a Robslow afternoon! Yep, Rob FF is so full of zesty short and sweet lemons the sites shut down from unicorn overload when Pattinporn FFs update. The gasps heard round the world!
No wonder Rob's shutting himself away lately, can you imagine what it must feel like to have that much ecstatic energy aimed at you all at once!! It's a wonder the man can even stay on his feet... (which may explain why he prefers to sprawl out on a fur rug!)
What a total hoot!
Thanks so very much for sharing this. You just made my day!
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Solas: I do not picture Rob when I read fan fiction. There are some really really good FFs out there. If you think it's not right for you I would say you didn't read the right one. They are just stories. some are epic and long like Wide Awake some are short, some are smutty porn.
I don't read much FF anymore, don't have the time but there are some very talented writers out there. Since the characters are loosely based on Twilight's characters the stories don't need to go into too much background information.
As I said, I don't picture Rob when I'm reading FF. It might be a shock to a lot of people but I don't imagine what Rob is like at all. I try to take him at face value. If I don't I can't run this blog ;)
@Gozde, I hear ya girl. I picture Rob's face as Edward in the FF stories. However, I definitely know that there is now way that's at all how Rob is.
no not now why can't I type today?
@Robsessed
Please quit your job immediately and take up making Robalicious videos Full Time.
We will pay your rent & all your living expenses for the rest of your natural life if you opt to do this on a Full Time basis.
You got major, major talent!!!
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Lmao, that was brill! Not to mention it is just an excuse to look at Rob clips, it's also a catchy song which no doubt I'll have in my head for the next week
Thanks @Krissy!!
@Robsessedteri is my youtube screen name. I was so nervous to post a video b/c I love some of the other ones I see but though WTH lets give it try.
I appreciate your comment :) and I appreciate Dani, Gozde and Kate for feeding my obsession.
Robert Pattinson = Lady Porn
Gozde how do you do it. Sometimes you remind me of Nemessis, all the time fare and to the point. Have you ever losing it? Even for a little while? I ve been here for quite a long time now and you have been always hanging there ready to take action.wow.
Kate.. you will always be my KatieMonster. xxx
@Teri,
Awesome video!!! It's now in my favorites!!!
The Rob drought is killing me and this really helped.
Speaking of FF, I just finished The List, and holy mother....I will be re-reading that one right away while I'm waiting for others to update.
OMG...it's one of the best I've read...someone here suggested it and I'm eternally grateful!
And yes, I picture Robward when reading it.
Teri, I like the video! But why is it not proportional? Rob's butt looks huge, the pix are widened, lol.
Dina, thanks for the compliments :P I'm bound to lose it one of these days :) Thanks though, I really appreciate you thinking that way about me ;)
LOL Suz I thought you were gonna say I'd always be your cookie monster!
@Teri Brill vid!
Teri and Gozde and LOisada--thanks so much!!! I really could not figure out what was going on. Now I see it is not monolithic; some read FF picturing ROb, some do not. It seemed from postings on ROBsessed that people were pining?/panting?/pantying? from the FF and it seemed aimed at/about Rob.
And, yes, Loisada, I do worry about all of that particular energy aimed at Rob!
solas,
I do not picture Rob at all when reading ff, either. I do picture my own version of Edward, based on Rob. However, I would never associate Rob with these stories. In fact I will not read any that are "true life" stories based on Rob. Freaks me out.
I liked the relationship between Edward and Bella in Twilight. I found it at times lacking in passion. FF is a truely nice way to fill the void, if the story is well written. I have stopped reading stories because I found them very poorly written. I love to read and do not want to waist my time.
Most of the really good stories, could change the character names and be just as good. However,I think it is the relationship that we as readers have with the characters that feeds the desire for ff.
That is my take on it, anyway. Hope it made since.
Solas: it's actually a very interesting question. Like Gozde, I don't picture Rob when I read Edward FF, or even "Rob" FF, because the characters seem worlds apart from the image I've pieced together of real-life Rob from his interviews, and I don't care to project more onto his already luscious self. I do have a feeling we may be in the minority...
And while I agree with Suz that the beautiful man that Rob is = lady porn, he appears to be handling that energy very well as long as it beams in from afar (screamers and gropers get ahold of yourselves!) Don't think you need to worry, just marvel at how well he deflects or takes it in, as it serves him best. And since he appears to be getting more handsome and desirable by the day, it seems to serve him very well indeed!
Hi all,
Thanks ALL for the comments on the video.
@Gozde, um, no idea how to proportion the pics. I just copied them down from wherever and uploaded them to video and the gifs are kind of widened, I just noticed that. I will play around with movie maker and try to figure out how to edit the sizes.
@Teri
You shall do no such thing, Little Missy! You will leave the Robalicious Caboose the exact way you envisioned it when you made your vido.
I personally see nothing wrong with a Robalicious Caboose being 10feet tall and 8 feet wide.
In fact, if we De-Mount Mount Rushmore, there'd be plenty of room for just such a thing. A 10 foot by 8 foot video of Rob's delicious & bodacious butt.
People would come from miles around and pay a fee to see such a sight!
Heck, Teri, the amount of money brought in could easily eliminate the United States' National Debt.
See what you started?!?!? ☺
BTW...
No idea what a vido is.
Except that it rhymes with another word which starts with a *D*.
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@Krissy - ROFLMAO!!
You are hilarious, and yes we could eliminate the national debt this a little ROBALICIOUS. OH NO, now I am inspired next video for me to make is a bootylicious video.
I don't think your ready for this JELLY!!! LMAO
My pleasure Gozde.
@Teri
I like the sound of your INSPIRATION...go forth, Young Lass, and bring the Bootylicious Robalicious Video to life!
Your country needs you! ☺
LOL @Krissy,
I will try to start collecting good booty pics and see what I can come up with.
Hi Goz..I was just reading your comment and can you try to explain to lil' ol' me what you mean by "you take Rob at face value if not you can't run this blog??"..sorry I'm a little mess up today. :(
ADM and Loisada, many thanks for the clarifications; I am getting a different picture now.
Haa! Luv this song. Nothing is in proportion when it comes to Rob. At least, not for me. :) Wouldn't change a thing.
Mary, what I meant was if I fantasize Rob and create someone in my head it will reflect on what I post :) I TRY to post everything that comes my way without judging (too much). Make sense?
Hahahaha oh man. Some people have way too much time on their hands. Those voices cracked me up. This song is going to be stuck in my head all day lmfao.
This cured my hangover. Thank you. Internet.
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