Are there any Friends fans here? Do you remember the episode (ep 2x23) where Joey starts working at Chandler's office but since he is an actor he "plays" the part of a man named Joseph? Joseph can decide he has a boat, a beautiful wife and 2 children. Then Chandler decides he's gonna have an affair with Joseph's wife and....there! He has it... cause it's all in their heads.
I think OK! Magazine is a living Friends episode without the witty humor or the pretty cast. Last week they were inside Rob and Kristen's home this week they are broken up! Next week they'll be back together for the sake of the baby Kristen is carrying and the week after that Rob will leave her for TomStu...
I said it before I'll say it again: OK Magazine should change their name to BS weekly...
From X17 Online:
In the ongoing saga of the on-and-off-screen couple Rob Pattinson and Kristen Stewart, new reports claim that Kristen has called it quits on one of Hollywood's hottest leading men.
Sources tell OK that Kristen "looked outraged" after a fight, when Rob stormed out of a taxi and inside their hotel, leaving her screaming after him.
So what could be causing all this friction? The mag claims that Rob wants to settle down, while Kristen's not ready to tie the knot. They also say she's wildly jealous of the throngs of Rob's adoring female fans! "She is very annoyed by women cooing over Rob and is threatened by fans who send him love notes," claims one of their sources.
They also say Kristen wants to return to LA when they're done shooting Eclipse, while Rob wants them to live in London!
Gozde: Whatever OK! Whatever... Waste of paper....
By the way if you want to read a hilarious inside look at Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart's "palatial pad" you should read Letters To Rob's one shot fanfiction entry :)) Moon's FF is the best one shot I've read in a long time. I had cramps from laughing by the time I finished.
Thanks to KStewDevotee for the tip ;)
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I CALLED this when they said Stewart was a no show for the Eclipse party-they were setting up for their next installment of Ok! plaguerizes SM's Eclipse.lol Bella, er, we mean, Kristen doesn't want to get married! But Edward, er, we mean, Robert does! And Robert won't have sex with Bellar,er, Kristen until she marries him! That's next week's cover, trust!
Freaking badass analogy with the Friends episode. Love it.
Next thing they'll publish is Taylor comforting Kristen.
What a load of crap!!!
Finally! OK Magazine gets it right
(snark)
WankBags.
Next week will be that Robert makes Kristen jealous while he's abroad on promotion--Ok! is timing their "narrative" around the fact Robert and Kristen will be in different places. Robert's going to have an affair with a Japanese pop star in japan while Kristen will be at home getting extensions to de-Joanjettize in a desperate bid to win her man back! God, I need to write for Ok...I'm better at this than they are.
Someone, I can't remember who, actually predicted this would happen last week. They said tabloids will first report on the "happy couple" then have them break up, and later taylor will be thrown into the picture as new moon approaches. this is all ridiculous. One thing I hate is some people actually believe this and adds fuel to the fire of why they hate KStew. The tabloids always maker her look like the bad guy. Personally, I really like her!
yeah, people love to hate on the girl. It's lame.
Or maybe they are just trying to cover their asses just in case he flies to England to visit his family and doesn't bring her along... You know, 'cause it could happen. Then they'd have a reason; they'd have "the scoop"!
*rollseyes*
I'm really hoping they both go to London for the holidays. That would be so romantic. And good for them too.
*Gulps water then spits over screen* WHAT?!?!? Puh-lease *rolls eyes*. I'm sure what they've already said in the past should be illegal! But hasn't this gone on a little to far? PEOPLE! STOP BUYING THIS MAGAZINE!!!!!
Major recommend, read the Letters to Rob link by Moon about their'lovenest'- its hilarious.
This is wonderful, I am fully convinced that OK magazine is printing this crap just to amuse us. It's like reading fan fiction, I wonder who's going to play the part of James? :-)
Kristen would not have started a relationship with Rob if it was just a physical thing. She still had two more movies to make with him when they became "closer." They're in it for the long haul or they wouldn't have gone to the next level. I wish their management would sue OK Ragazine to stop the lies and false reporting. Trying to maintain a relationship in the public eye is difficult enough without all the lies plastered all over every news stand and magazine rack.
oh, this is great. freaking hilarious, next week "kristen takes rob back after groveling" because you know that they will have to get back together before all of the new moon press. again, i ask how are they able to print this B.S.???
Oh good. I was running low on my weekly load of crap.
That LTR fanfic was hilarious!! The references to hot pockets, XXL red plaid shirts and bear skin rugs had me LMAO. Matching plaid swimwear...I am still laughing.
This was such a funny read! And I mean, it's from X17, they say they fought in a taxi and he left her screaming at him? So why don't they have any picture or video of this (and honestly hope they don't because I can't stand watching the papz following them) ? Really strange, but perfectly understandable in the beautiful word of crap.
I'm waiting for Paris. We shall see if she'll choose Edward, oups Rob!, or Jac-Taylor! Sorry! in the city of looooove
I HATE this magazine- i can not believe people actually believe this BS and worse yet, buy the stupid thing!
I don't think OK magazine cares whether the public believes their crap or not. I think they figure that if they have a picture of Rob on the cover then the magazine will sell.
But how can this be true when the rumour I heard was they had a quickie wedding? - suppose they'll be getting a quickie divorce now then. It's so laughable, but the problem is there are gullible people out there who think that's just because this crap is printed in a magazine it must be true.
I wonder what poor pregnant Kristen is going to do lol (keep in mind I'm kidding).. and then next week we will have the exclusive pictures of their recommitment ceremony in St. Tropez
Rotflmao @ LTR! K love the gently worn lingerie and grandpa like fabric!!!
I think we should form our own magazine and call it Not Ok magazine,...
What's next? Rob will fall for Hugh and Kristen will fall for James woods then back together got breaking dawn
So If I send an email or letter or morse code to OK magazine indicating that I saw KStew and RPattz doing something does that make me a source? Because if so I could so be a source for them.
LOL @ NotOk Magazine, sounds good to me!
BTW, Gozde, I love it when you reference Friends, my favorite show of all time, and that episode was freaking hilarious!
"If I could just fire Joseph, I would, but unfortuatly, I'm gonna have to let you both go."
"I think she'll notice when you step off the dock onto NOTHING!"
thanks, I'm lmao ;)
should be *unfortunately*
I predict that in next weeks issue, they'll be reunited.
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BWWWWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
I think these people should seriously think about taking the path of comedy, they'd make so much more money!
I love how they always leave the door open ('Split' BUT we have 'Rob's plan to win her back!!') - LOL, can't have egg on one's face, when Harper's releases, and they both start intimating a relationship w/ each other, not to mention visiting w/ each others families over the holidays and arriving/departing together at events/premieres now can they. Have to have Rob working behind the scenes to get her back so they aren't asss out f something is revealed in the period between this week and next. Hahahaha. Sooo funny!
OMG you mean they've actually split now!!!!! Does this magazine ever know when to quit? OK! admit it you haven't got a clue what is going. So quit with the BS.
I hesitated to even comment on this crap. All I have to say is a resounding PPPPPPPPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFTTTTTT to OK!, I mean BS Weekly! (I agree Goz. That is what their name should be.) I wouldn't recycle this crap into toilet paper or even a tampon. It would prob give you crabs. LOL!
The funny part is, the hater/nonstens really love this cover (secretly) LOLOL -- except for the part about 'heartbroken Rob planning to win her back.' Does Robsessed usually post big asss OK! mag covers? Were the wedding and love nest, and 'yes, we are together' OK! covers front and center on this site. Can't say for sure - but I doubt it. LOL
Gossipmaven: We post okay covers that has Robert Pattinson on it.I even put the link to the inside our home post in THIS post. Go carry your hate elsewhere 'cause I'm sick of it.
http://www.robsessedpattinson.com/2009/10/laugh-of-day-ok-magazine-scans.html
It's just hilarious to read how X17 says it might be true because they haven't been spotted together d'uh!! Well they haven't been spotted alone either? So this is just another round of BS. Pure BS. But it does tend to make me laugh.
Crap like this is why I say that i dont believe any rumors about them being or not being together.
i mean gossip is gossip...OK magazine,Awful Truth,Life & Style etc all of those are just basically the same..gossip blogs or Tabloids.
Maybe they are together and maybe they're not...WE have no way of knowing whats true...
so seeing as i just CANT believe any of this crap unless it comes from their publicist or R/K ill just keep on supporting their work and hoping they can maintain their sanity with all the craziness thats around them
NOOOO! WHAT ABOUT THE BABY!!! :P
haha this is so hilarious - people don't buy the magazine!
Godze, stfu.
This IS your caption, underneath a POSITIVE OK! Rob & Kris story (Sharing a LOVE NEST) isn't it? YOU WROTE: "Let's all put on our big girl panties and take this one with a truck load of salt mmmkay?
We all know its nonsense." Sounds like you're really trying to comfort your like-minded nonstens - so why try and change stripes at this late date. Even your own links you put up as proof, show you to be a nonsten through and through. lmao I'm pretty sick of you and your kind and well.
1. That's Dani's caption not mine, I didn't write it
2. So you DO believe that OK magazine went inside their hotel room? Yo DO believe what OK wrote in that article? You DON'T THINK it should be taken with a bucket of salt?
3. If you don't like what we post on this blog don't let the door hit you when you exit.
4. My name is GoZde not GoDze learn to read and comprehend before you tell someone to stfu.
5. Seriously, don't let the door hit ya! Bye...
Oh and for the umpteenth time: I'm not a Nonstener or whatever they are called, lol. If they are together I will be the first one to post a picture of them holding hands :)
I love Kristen and Rob so why wouldn't I love them together? Okay don't answer that. Just leave... :)
I still find it unbelievable that Gozde has to continue to defend what she posts on HER blog!!!
What is wrong with you people??? Yes you people and you know who You are...
No one forces you to come here, or post a comment... Why do you care so much? Are you a writer, cough, gag, for OK magazine? Or perhaps the same person over & over who just changes their name?
Before you attack, get familiar with the blog and the truth shall set you free from your hate and ignorance...well, proabably not, but there's always hope.
@gossipmaven
if you want to complain go somewhere else.
Gozde does an amazing job with this blog and she remains impartial with the whole Robsten crap.
if you dont like what she posts than get the hell out of here.
@Gossipmaven (your moniker says it all).
The administrators of this site have always posted everything related to Robert Pattinson. They post obvious crap and legitimate interviews with the sole purpose of giving visitors of this blog what they want: More Robert Pattinson.
This site has never been about Robsten/Nonsten.
Being malicious to someone just because they refuse to speculate about someone's personal life is petty... and petty is never pretty my dear ~ You just end up looking like an ass, or worse... a Gossipmaven.
Sniff Sniff
Do I smell an asshat?
LOL, thanks for the support guy :)
I'm surprised Rob and Kristen don't just sue this mag simply for printing utter BS. Seriously enough already.
stop F**ing with Gozde people. I am serious. Gozde its ok girl put your hater blockers on. Its obvious that some people just wait for the moment you put anything robsten or nonsten on the site to pounce. Who the F** Cares anyway.
Love what you girls do, keep the stories coming we love you.
hahah, the cover is still cracking me up. I love that this is the same magazine that swore Kristen would plan to win back Robert at comicon by getting all dolled up by a stylist-and the girl showed up looking like she needed a shower and in clothes she wore the day before!hahahaha
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