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Ellie said...

Trixie and Ts! Hi, lovies!

Kelly said...

She's a bitch to FF.. but we love her :)

Jewels64 said...

You think Fan Fic Authors would have more respect....LOL!!!!

Anonymous said...

do whaaaaaaaat? i was NOT reading ff. i made a promis to my suzmcgee that i would never do that...and i keep promises.

Suz said...

I know, right?

Rose said...

Well.. Trixie isn't 'here'...she just told me to say HELLO!

Anonymous said...

trixie is here????

HI TRIXIE!!!!!! xoxo

Jewels64 said...

Is this where I get to be totally bitchy and self promote or should I just STFU?

LOL!!!!!!

Suz said...

TS, I heard that song on the radio yesterday, and I laughed.. and thought of you!

xxxx

And you've been a good girl since that NIGHT you fucking left me all high and .. (gasp) dry

Suz said...

Self Promote away!

isn't that what the internet is for?

1.) Porn
2.) Self Promotion!

xx

Anonymous said...

suz anytime you think of me is a goooood time!

hi ellie! xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxox

and b fucking i!!!!!! woot!

TheDogsBollocks said...

I'm HOME!!! It's been 3 months since I've been here. Wow...

Anonymous said...

self promote julesy.

ummm where are kim, mel, laura and kat??? hmmmmm?

Rose said...

DB!!! Good to see you!

Rose said...

i thought kim was going to be here...

TheDogsBollocks said...

Holy Hell I need a new pic

Anonymous said...

HOLY FUCKING SHIT it's DB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i had to break the six line max just for you sweets! and do it with extreme punctuation. like it?

Suz said...

:rubs eyes:

is that..

is that..

fucking DB???

Holy Hale!

Jewels64 said...

Well okay then...

Listen up y'all...

I can't say which story is mine because it is an anonymous contest...but...go check out the "NAUGHTYHEELS 'I LOVE 80'S MUSIC" ONE SHOT CONTEST...

http://www.fanfiction.net/u/2060377/naughtyheelsanonymouscontest

Lots of great stories...give us writers some support! If you happen to love mine...BONUS!!!

Kelly said...

DB.. HEY GIRL!!

Suz said...

DB!

WELCOME
HOME!

Kelly said...

OK You all have my undivided attention.. I just totally did a crap blog entry... but as they say a picture is worth a thousand words!! :)

TheDogsBollocks said...

Haha. You know the 6 line rule does not apply to you baby. Somebody give me a good unused pic because you know I havn't loaded any pics in umm (3 months) shhhhh.

Unknown said...

Hi lovely ladies :)

Ellie said...

OMG! DB!

I missed you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo

Anonymous said...

why do i feel like i'm talking to myself all of a sudden?

*crickets*

Jewels64 said...

DB!!! OMIGOD...

I must prostrate myself in the glory of my mistress...

"Mistress DB...I am yours to do with as you wish..."

kimberlesk said...

Robkat Kim reporting in ...

Ellie said...

And Linds, too!♥

TheDogsBollocks said...

Suz...No, I'm not fucking. I am sitting nekkid in my chair with a beer per A's wishes. Right???

Ellie said...

And Kim!!!!!!!

Wow. I'm a happy RK...

Kelly said...

DB.. have you been in a comma? No pics in 3 months... I would be ill!!

Rose said...

Linds! KIM!! ♥

Anonymous said...

steal one off the page db... there are some yummy new ones!

jules! well done... i haven't read any fic in a few days... but you know i will check this shizz out

Jewels64 said...

And the party keeps on ROCKING!!!

KIM!!! Muuuah! Linds!!! Kisses to you too BB!!!

This night just keeps getting bettah!!!!

TheDogsBollocks said...

Ahhh Jules, I love it when you service me. You know A's jealous you got to see my boobies right?

Ellie said...

Nekkid and a beer.
Sounds like heaven to me!
:)

Unknown said...

I feel like poo tonight, but I'm trying to stay away for my gals ;)

Heather said...

Hello everyone! I don't think I have ever chatted here, but I was invited to join you guys. so.....'sup? lol

Rose said...

this is just what Dr. Carlisle said the RKs needed!

kimberlesk said...

I'm trying to watch Trick r Treat and comment ... October is all about horror movies for me!!

kimberlesk said...
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kimberlesk said...

I'm trying to watch Trick r Treat and comment ... October is all about horror movies for me!!

Ellie said...

Welcome, Heather!!

TheDogsBollocks said...

Kelly, I guess you can say I've been pretty damn close to being in a coma and trying to claw my way out. Tonights a special night and I had to spend time with my girls.

Suz said...

Well naked with a beer is a start, DB

kimberlesk said...

Oops, my browser was effing up! Sorry, I feel like Jules ....

Unknown said...

Heyyy Jules, Kim, Rose, Ellie and Amanda...

And I meant to state *awake :)

Anonymous said...

kim in the hizzzzouse! and linds!

hey chicas! xoxoxoxo

that's right db... i'm going to make myself another drink this minute. gotta wait til the bf leaves before i can get nekkid though ;)

Kelly said...

ROSE???

Unknown said...

Hi Heather! It's nice to meet you :)

Ellie said...

Kim, are you taking after Jules, there, with the MULTIPLES?????????

TheDogsBollocks said...

I am sharing nekkid pics though, so I should be popular tonight!

Suz said...

Hey Linds!

Kim.

Ellie said...

Are we all nekkid now?

Jewels64 said...

Kim...you've got the triple shake like I had earlier today! LOL!

I only hope it was the glorious peen you were doing the triple shake with!!! LOL!!!

DB!....Your boobs are legend! TS should be jealous...they are spectacular!!!

Anonymous said...

heather :) nice to see ya!

kim: i fucking love your avi!

Kelly said...

Wel I've been away too DB.. glad to see you back :)

britpacksuccubus said...

Hey, sexy ladies!!

Suz said...

Heather, welcome to RoBHeaven

Anonymous said...

I AM FUCKING JEALOUS! i got to see the peen.. but no boobs :(

Unknown said...

Hey chica, Rose! Meant to acknowledge you earlier; knew I was forgetting a name in there!

Heather said...

Nice to "meet" everyone.

Anonymous said...

brit...'sup?

TheDogsBollocks said...

Ha. Thanks Jules. Only another well endowed woman can appreciate.

Yes, the rule was nekkid chat. Unless somebody lied to me.

Suz said...

Hey Britpack xx

Heather said...

Question....how come my avi isn't showing up? I am clueless. lol

Rose said...

Kelly?

Anonymous said...

ellie you nekkid too????? rawr

Unknown said...

Suz, dear! How are ya ladies?

TheDogsBollocks said...

Ummm... TS...I do NOT have a PEEN

Suz said...

You have rocking boobs AND a peen?

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Jewels64 said...

How the Hell did I miss the TRIXILATOR?

HI TRIXIE!!! ** Jules waves!!! **

britpacksuccubus said...

Hi, TS & Suz. Whas happenin?

Heather said...

Nevermind...think i fixed it. Is it visible now?

Anonymous said...

good question heather....? i don't see a face with your comments. weird.

Bootstrap Intern said...

Hi Heather :)

Rose said...

Hi Heather:)

Kelly said...

I thought you left.. you got quiet Rose

Anonymous said...

ummm db not YOUR peen... just a peen

Jewels64 said...

And the party is so fully starting...BRB...

I need another "cock"tail....LOL!!!

Suz said...

Hi Linds.. beautiful spirit

Bootstrap Intern said...

Ts; Any peen?

Anonymous said...

what's crackalackin brit? you feeling alright tonight? drinking like half of us crazies?

kimberlesk said...

Well shit, I'm so effing far behind!!

Yes, I wish someone was effing my behind!!

Rose said...

I can't leave... ever.

Anonymous said...

bi: what can i say... it's been a while LOL

TheDogsBollocks said...

OOOOHHHH...I know the peen now. LMAO. Sorry. Yeah, not my peen, but you made it sound like it was.

My boobs are super spectacular. Haha...Kidding.

Jewels64 said...

Once again...if you are under 18 and reading this convo up past your bedtime...

Your mom really does know what you are doing...seriouslyl...we have ways of finding out...

You better log out now...cuz you are in trouble if you are under 18....

Anonymous said...

kim: whaaaaaaaaaaaaat? did i just see mention of buttsex? surely not ;)

Ellie said...

TS, it's virtual nekkidness. Makes me more voluptuous... lol


Hi, britpack!

Suz said...

What's everyone drinking..

I am loving my mini cosmopolitans..

comes in a four pack already made. all pink and cute. with pink straws.

hic.

Kelly said...

MOMS KNOW ALL!! TRUST US!

Anonymous said...

nice disclaimer jules.

Rose said...

Yeah... cuz I'm gonna be fucking saying the word fuck every other fucking word. Did that make any fucking sense?

TheDogsBollocks said...

Kim...Really? Do you even take visitors through the back door? I thought they could only knock in front. Just curious. LMAO

Anonymous said...

suz: you already know what i'm having. i do not stray.

Unknown said...

I'm glad someone thinks I have a beautiful spirit; that's an awesome thing to say! You made my day :) I'm not good at the dirty talk on the blog; I can never top you ladies' wit!

Bootstrap Intern said...

Oh that reminds me, I need to get my drink on... *goes to fridge*

Bootstrap Intern said...
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Anonymous said...

rose it fucking makes fucking perfect fucking sense

Jewels64 said...

Suz...I can't blog without dirty martinis!!!

What makes them dirty...?

**Winks**

A cougar never reveals her secrets....

Ellie said...

Rose, another fuckfest tonight?

Anonymous said...

uh oh... bi has the shakes now too.

kimberlesk said...

Robward can cum in my backdoor anytime

Unknown said...

I am not drinking tonight; I haven't had a drink since the last concert I was at! How sad is that? LOL

Rose said...

Ellie... every night with the RKs... is a fucking FUCKFEST!

kimberlesk said...

Wait, Rose is having a Fuckfest and didn't invite me???
FML!

TheDogsBollocks said...

I'm having Po' boys liquor. Or..Iced tea.

Suz said...

Rose, I fucking hear you.

I can't fucking catch my fucking breath looking at thatfucking hand tickling the fucking ivories on that fucking front page over there..

FUCK

britpacksuccubus said...

Hi, Ellie!

Yeah, TS, I'm drinking & feeling frisky tonight.

Anonymous said...

ORLY kim?

kimberlesk said...

That's OK Lindsey, I'm drinking enough for both of us!

Ellie said...

Well, Rose, fucking yes, that's so fucking true.

Jewels64 said...

Fuck Rose!

What the fuck?

I have no fucking idea why you think it is necessary to say "fuck" every fucking chance you fucking get?

What the fuck are you fucking trying to fucking prove?

You know I fucking love you?

FUCKING A RIGHT I FUCKING DO!!!

Rose said...

Kim...you have a standing fucking invitation to any and all fuckfests that I am involved in.

Unknown said...

Amanda, I don't think I'm going to see you in Nashville :( I'm sad about that!

Suz said...

Ohh Jules.. I love dirty martinis.. I just can't make a good one.

I suck.

yea, you heard me.. I SUCK!

Anonymous said...

well... brit then sounds like you're in the right place for the fuckfest.

rose i fucking love your fucking fuckfests

Rose said...

BAHAHAfuckingHAHAHA Just seeing everyone typing Fuck cracks me the fuck up.

kimberlesk said...

@britpacksuccubus -- hmm, are you new here -- what's your story?

Anonymous said...

linds! nooooooooooooo!!!!! :((

why not?????

fuck.

Ellie said...

Is it alright that I just wanna say, fuck it all and fuckety fuck fuck fuckerooni???

Unknown said...

Drink it up for me, Kim! I'm sure I'll join you in the near future ;)

Suz said...

Rose, you fucking SWAY me

TheDogsBollocks said...

Ummm...TS hows the BJs going? Did you mix that shit up like I told you. Either you give one, or I give 30 to get you here..

Jewels64 said...

Suz!

Just take NMCOward's flat 14 and use it as a swizzle stick! That will make one fucking duuuuuurrrty martini!!!!

kimberlesk said...

Well then Rose, all I have to say is FUCK I'M IN!
!

Anonymous said...

she was here last time kim.....and she's a perv. you'll like her

Unknown said...

Cause you're wanting to go on the Sunday, and I'm going on Monday...Sunday's are still not on sale yet.

TheDogsBollocks said...

That's what he said Kim

Suz said...

Jules LOL LOL LOL

Sound durty.. feels like its wrong.

Rose said...

LMFAO @fuckerooni!!!!

kimberlesk said...

Lindsey - drink it up for me Kim

No, that didn't sound dirty at all!!

Jewels64 said...

Damn Kim!

That shit turns me on when you say "you're in"!!!!

britpacksuccubus said...

I was here last week at TS's invite. I'm nothing but a horny writer looking for some kindred spirits.

Anonymous said...

whoa.... you'd give 30 bjs for me? ummm my peen is sick atm. like vom sick. YUCK.

Ellie said...

BWAAAHAHAHA!!
I was goona say that to Kim, too, DB!

kimberlesk said...

Hey Suz -- I thought you were gonna send me something???

Suz said...

Welcome Home Britpack.

Any friend of Ts's is a friend of ours.

unless in two months time you reveal how fucked up you are or something..

bwwaaahhhhh!

kimberlesk said...

Hmm, so she's a perv huh??? Well, please, answer my comment!!

Anonymous said...

uh oh..... i think we lost heather.

linds.... i know it's easier for me to drive on a sunday instead of after work on monday. plus i might miss some of the show

Jewels64 said...

"Fuckarooni"?

There's a pasta dish you will never see at Olive Garden...

Still if they had that on the menu...they'd be packed every night!

Not in the way you think....get your minds out of the gutter peeps!

Rose said...

hello Britpack ♥

Suz said...

ha ha that's funny Kim.

good one.

TheDogsBollocks said...

Perfect. Wait until he's drugged up and delirious then do what I said. Need that recipe again? And yes, I'll give 30...CA is tropical remember?

Ellie said...

Rose,

fuckmeister, fuckiola, fuckety fuck fuckster, the goddess of fuck! :)

Unknown said...

I just thought that, Kim, as soon as I sent it! I can be a perv without even meaning to. Hahaha ;)

Anonymous said...

SUZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


i fucking love you so hard

Suz said...

we fucking lost fucking heather..


oh FUCK!

Rose said...

Ellie... I so love you.

kimberlesk said...

Bring it Jules!! No one dishes it out quite like you! and you know how I like it!

Britpack -- what do you write??

Jewels64 said...

@britpacksuccubus

Another writer? Oh help me!!!

We are all just frustrated fanfic writers here...

What stories babe?

Tell me yours I'll tell you mine.... LOL!!!

Rose said...

Well... fuck me dead.

Anonymous said...

oh yeah db i wrote that motherfucking recipe down! only you would know how to conCOCKt fake spunk

this is why i fucking love you

britpacksuccubus said...

Hi, Rose!

I write I Get Off, Handcuffs and Heartstrings and Teach Me What Love Is.

Ellie said...

LMAO at Olive Garden, Jules...

Kelly said...

I hate to tell you girls.. but look who I found thinking about me today?

http://mydiscomrobulation.blogspot.com/2009/10/subliminal-thoughts.html

FICKIN A!!

Kelly said...

That would be FUCKIN A!

Anonymous said...

olive garden? fucking A jules!

ummm yes, i'll have the large order of fuckarooni

kimberlesk said...

Britpack -- are you on FF or Twilighted?

TheDogsBollocks said...

Is the Fuckaroni served in a cream sauce with meatballs?

TheDogsBollocks said...

Kim, I don't think she writes slash. LOL

britpacksuccubus said...

I'm on both, bb. You want links?

Suz said...

God I hope so, DB

Rose said...

very cute, Kelly:)

Ellie said...

ROTFLMFAO, Kelly


(yeah, I'm fucking jealous...)

Anonymous said...

oh god... if not i have a spunktacular recipe for cream sauce courtesy of db!

TheDogsBollocks said...

If you are a fucking perv...Linkabitch. But...I don't love the Edward buttlove, so....

Ellie said...

DB, that's my favorite dish.
I top it off with fucking delicious cookies for dessert.
And Hot Box Creamy Delights.

kimberlesk said...

Links would be great!! You can always PM me!

Kelly said...

Thanks Rose & Ellie.. I saw the fucking picture and had to fucking tag that shit quick!

TheDogsBollocks said...

Did you try it? If you wanna make it shiny, just whip in an egg white. LMAO

Jewels64 said...

All I know is after the "fuckarooni" I want some fucking tiramasu...is that too fucking much to ask?

Suz said...

Kelly, you make me happy!

britpacksuccubus said...

http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1871184/Britpacksuccubus

http://www.twilighted.net/viewuser.php?uid=71479

Jewels64 said...

Not to be confused with "TARA SUE ME"...

God forbid...

Suz said...

with a nice cappuccino

Kelly said...

fucking tiramasu... yummmm.. ohhh I want some too!! It's not too fucking much to ask, not at all

Anonymous said...

oh my god fucking egg whites? you are fucking brilliant!

Rose said...

I fucking love you guys. Just fucking sayin

Jewels64 said...

Al Pacino what?

Oh wait...that was Cap A Cino.....

Ellie said...

Jules, did you give the links to your stories to britpack?

Kelly said...

Suz.. I fucking adore you.. you know that... you made me smile at the one moment I didn't think it was possible... I'll adore you forever!

JandR said...

Hi girls - I'm just doing at catch up as haven't been able to check in for a couple of days. OMG - divine new pics I love everyone of them but especially those with the piano and it's good to see this photographer find some new angles and new moods of Rob - LOVE IT!!!! Keep it cranking NM publicity machine - we have been thirsting for this!
Hi LR, Tempt, Georgie, Orion, Suz, Keti, Cindeeloo, Jac - all my lovely ladies - I've missed you guys and can't wait til tomorrow to have a proper play. Got more work to do now...grrrrr
Want me some decent Rob time!

kimberlesk said...

Hey, what is your isseu with Tara??

Anonymous said...

suz don't you mean a fucking nice cappuccinOOO?

Jewels64 said...

Who needs another Martini?

Only me? Whaaaaaaa?

Wussies.....

TheDogsBollocks said...

Oh bloody hell


I have no words.

Choking on my tongue.

Kelly said...

Jewels I want one I want one!!

Anonymous said...

thanks brit :)

kisses

Jewels64 said...

Kim...NO issue with Tara...

None what so evah..

My issue is with Domward....

Rose said...

I should really pop into comments more often... I'm betting I wouldnt know very many people who are here regularly...

Kelly said...

DB.. why don;t you let Rob's tongue choak you instead.. it;s more fun that way.. or better yet... his.. hmmmmmmm

Suz said...

Kelly, don't get me all snotty again..

ask TS.

Anonymous said...

brb ladies....gotta refresh

britpacksuccubus said...

No prob.

::kisses:: right back atcha

kimberlesk said...

Thanks Britpack -- I will def check out your stuff!

TheDogsBollocks said...

18

EIGHTEEN!!!!

Suz said...

J & R
xoxo
Stay... have fun.

You Rock!

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