I picked up my copy of "Empire" Magazine this morning. Here are the scans. The free double-sided poster is HUGE so if you live in the UK I would recommend picking up a copy.
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«Oldest ‹Older 201 – 400 of 437 Newer› Newest»Hey Jacqui, already people came to your house to see it?
hey we are over the page!!!
Hey did anyone read the article in this thread ???
he has long everything...
The "b" word might be too much for the 12 year olds on here Orion, that's all LOL! But I'll say 'cock' instead!
Tempt - no just came on looking for you gals! LOL
Is there anything new on the blog?
Teeemmmptt!!! be nice...Mother of God!!
i love the word Cock (the office)
lol lol
See?? Keti agreed with me that he has everything long...just a minute...Keti are you talking about Alexander or Rob
No I didn't read it. DH was still awake when I started. Anything worthwhile?
No that was me Orion (she says sheepishly)
There you go blaming me again it was GEORGIE that word is no longer aloud on my keyboard....
Tempt I didn't say on any of my comments the word 'B'...ok?
...I just talking here about long things...the girls are my witness
witnesses ..
IT seems to be a word used more in the US than in Aus don't you think ???
Have you read the chapter "outtake" of T? It was written a while ago...just click on the author and scroll down to find all her stories.
"TO" (The Office)
You girls are too quick for me tonight...i cant read & post this quick!
rob - he has long everything ....
Alexander is long too though!!
Did any of you girls catch the Personal Jesus youtube that Mandy posted on fb earlier? All sweet and delicious Rome Rob, I swear he is just delectable in those pics, I just want to eat him - hey get outta my way - I'm not sharing this time!!! LOL
oops! my mistake sorry Tempt!! Georgie!! behave!!
WE have missed each other and have too much too tell that's why it is all going so fast.......
Jac - I know Rome Rob is one of your faves...mine too!
Come on Jacqui!! why we are so quick? I can't definitely be quicker than you with my english, lol
No didn't get a chance yet JandR, I saw it posted on FB though and will get to it later.
Interesting our language differences ... got to get the little witch I will be back in 10
The Personal Jesus vid is my bed time viewing most nights....i love Rome Rob. Love any Rob but melt at Rome Rob!
I'm sulking I want to see rob in the flesh maybe touch those long fingers ... is he ever going to come to ozland. Lets go too NZ we'll Huge too
Where's Mandy tonight? Come out if you're there girl! Also LindaRose, Cindeloo, SarahBella???
Before or after you read FF Jacqui?
Jacqui,I love Rome Rob,too.
Morning/Evening ladies!!! (waves)
231 Comments. Don't thik I can read all of these. Can you fill me in on the topic of conversation?
Georgie, I sent them a message...maybe still to early for them
Rome Rob - yummmmm!!! I also love that vid of Tokyo Rob where he's up on stage and crosses his legs and squirms in his seat...
Mandy said she was going out tonight - she posted us some nice pics and vids before she went. Maybe she will get back on when she gets home!
LindaRose said she would try and join us but has a deadline for a job at 12pm her time today - that is 9am for her at the moment. Ans as for Sarah Bella by my estimations it is about 6am in San Diego...still sleeping or getting ready for work perhaps?
LindaRose - snap!! LOL
Keti...some of us have mentioned plans for NZ but I'm figuring Hugh Baby will bring the boy to our beautiful country for a visit with the family....
whats the link to rome Rob.. I want to see it. I need to smile.
@Sandy - Rob is not childish because the mags recycle his interviews every other day. I would rather he be humble then conceited. He just can't win no matter what he DOES.
@rpattzgirl - be safe, have fun, and keep us posted.
@Tempt-I agree those supernatural boys are easy on the eyes. Dean - Jensen Ackles (not as HOTT as Rob, but definitely has a WOW factor)
@Tempt, @JandR, @Keti, @Orion, @Georgie - I love reading your posts. They crack me up. The FF comments have me adding more to my list of must reads. The toys comment was cracking me up. Here in the US you can have a secret party where its like a tupperware party but with toys and see all the latest merchandise. I saw the dolphin there and all the women were going on and on about it.
I really hope so Jac, it depresses me.
LR - quick run-down - none of us have read the actual magazine scans that this thread is linked to! LOL We have talked sex-toys, freaky premonitions and Rob's natural talents - in particular his long-ness LOL anything I have missed? :-)
Keti
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x94808_robert-pattinson-personal-jesus_shortfilms
Rome Rob - divine!
We have those Sex "TOY" parties here too Teri, maybe I plan one - everyones invited : ))))) you too Teri - come too Ausland for a holiday !!
You guys are on a roll this morning!! LOL Did I read that you mentioned the Supernatural guys? Love Dean, Jenson Ackles!!
Hi LindaRose (waves)..
Terri - glad we're not too offensive hehe. Wow a sex toys party; do they play games like at a tupperware party LOL!
I'll have to save up some vacation time and meet you ladies. Hope by DH doesn't mind staying with the kids while I feed my robsession.
JandR ~ I've been cockblocked by the powers that be at work to view the vid link you just posted!! LOL
Hey I went to a Barbarella's party at least 20 years ago - mostly smutty lingerie back then, but I do recall you got your goodies in a brown paper bag LOL
The same applied when we checked out shops in Amsterdam and Paris...er - we were only window-shopping lol
Do we Keti? Gee I'm behind the times... I know in Canberra you can have a hen's party going on a bus tour of the brothels and sex shops, and you get a sample bag!
Can I cum I mean go to the sex toys party?! :))
I actually went to one years ago when I was in my 20s. Had a stripper and everything. If I only knew then what I know now I would have bought something!!
LR - I have the same problem at work but never mind you can save it for just before bedtime viewing - I have it on good authority it is well worth it! LOL
Thanks JandR- (smile) i love seeing rob put his fingers to his lips ... his thumb especially -
Yeah LR Dean is super HOT, he has that eye thing going.
Georgie - yeah they play games with questions. Topics are scandalous, the more scandalous you are the more points you get. Person with the most points can win freebies. They take you into whomever is hosting the party's bedroom and have all the merchandise laid out and everyone goes in individually to purchase in private. You walk out w/ a black bag so its up to you if you want to share what you have bought. My friend almost had a heart attack b/c her mom went in and then came out carrying a swing. She was of course doing it as a joke but my friends reaction was SO HILARIOIUS. I almost peed my pants laughing at her.
what is it about that shot of Rob biting his thumb in Rome??? It just kinda sends me all kinds of crazy...;-)
Hey I went on a Contiki trip and we went to the red light district in Amsterdam. At the time I bargained a discount for a group of us to go to a "live" sex show. Fun times...
i'm going to plan a sex toy party georgie and your coming ...
save your pennies Teri - DH will be fine with the kids or bring them along - they can play with mine ...
Waives LindaRose : )))
Teri - sounds like lots of fun - and yeah Keti I'll be cumming to your party ;-)
Hi LindaRose!! you came! nice to see you girl!!
Since I can't view the Rome Rob vid, does it have the part where he tilts his head motioning to the other side and looks down shyly as he walks over to where ever someone told him to go? LOVE that part!
Teri...a swing ?
LindaRose what do you think we are talking about? LOL
ROB nows he is megafuckingdelicious - rob biting his thumb is hot sexy !!
LindaRose - do you want to cum oopps - come to my sex party too...
Yes I made but don't know how long I'll be able to stay on. Figures I actually have work and a deadline to meet this morning. Oh well.
LOL has anyone read the scans for this post yet?
keti I'd love too! LOL But I'm in the States!
Teri, I didn't read, something good?
F**k yeah, Keti!
Please girls can you stop talking about his long fingers!!
Its called a "sex swing" and you bolt it to your ceiling and use your imagination. The lady presenting at the part was telling us about her husband installing and it was so funny. She said it was awkward the first time she used it but she loves it now. How do you explain that to your plumber when he comes to fix your master bathroom and goes into your bedroom and sees the swing?
KETI I told you THE DOLPHIN it has International Recognition.....but be careful on the size they are huge mother f******s...
Just thinking of those long ass fingers makes my bits tingle!
Orion, you and Keti are going to plan a sex (toys) party tomorrow!
Wait, who has a sex swing? LOL
Thanks for the description Teri; actually I think Samantha used one of those in Sex and the City once.
Georgie: only the two of us? don't think so...do you want to come?
Please girls, don't forget the language...
Where the hell did the sex swing come from ????
Reading the Office has given me inspiration to wanting a couple of mirrors in the bedroom....although they are not good Feng Shui........
I can’t Orion - I'M OBSESSED WITH HIS L O N G FINGERS -
....stop with the fingers...please...Lucky I'm not driving, LOL
No Orion, you're going to PLAN it and then we'll all cum...er come along to it.
@Orion - they mention the murky underworld of FF.
licking licking loooooonggggg fingers L O N G S L E N D E R .....fingers......
Good for eating cup cakes with.........
salivating here...
F**k the cupcakes, I can think of better uses....
I think we need to organise a Robfest weekend retreat in Central Aust somewhere....so it's in the middle for all of us to meet up. Perfect venue for your sex toy party & we can all be there!
@Teri, WoW!! Murky, eh?? Oh well!!!a lot of murky people around here, LOL
No georgie I said a Party - I'm going to orgainse one... LindaRose the US isn't that far away : )))
come for a visit...
Orion - Stocklands hasn't got those kind of shops there lol lol
SEE GIRLS sex toys to me are like buying toilet paper is to you.............not much to get too excited about, seen one seen them all......
I remember when I worked in a F&Chips shop when I was young, I couldn't eat F&C for a year after I left...
A little bit the same with the sex toy business.....I couldn't eat edible undies for over a year either...
I was thinking the same thing...a girls' weekend is definitely in order some time - no kids (not even adult ones)! New Zealand is probably cheaper than Central Australia though.
I'm with you Georgie - I could put those long fingers to much better use ;-)
I think Samoa is going cheap...
Another one!! with the f***** fingers...Please, I'm driving 2morrow, I working 2morrow morning....drooling
@LindaRose - I don't think any of us have a swing but I was telling them my friends mom pretended to buy one at a party to freak my friend out. It was hilarious.
i hope i dream of his
loooooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg
fingers tonight
cupcakes
cream
fingers
lips
thumb, mouth...
Georgie ....... tooo sooon lmao
keti ~ don't forget his long tongue!!!!
...and the FUR RUG to top it all off!
Hey Keti - I have two bookings to come to Sydney at the moment!! 18th Nov for New Moon premiere (and hey I saw the trailer at the movies today!! yay)
and then again I will be in Sydney in Feb 11-15th - sorry Linda Rose I really did want to meet up with you in US in Feb for RM - we will have to work something out won't we??
Keti can you plan your sex party for when we all come to Sydney for the NM midnight screening??
@Keti...do you want to meet me 2morrow? stop with bloody fingers....why nobody talks about the others long parts? lol
shit we've hit 300!!!
So Tempts it was wrong that I laughed at Georgies response??? Oops!
Tempt you are so F** funny
Lets organise a party I'M IN !!!
** LONG FINGERS **
Temp ~ do you get good discounts for friends and family?! :)
We're gonna flip again...
no, another 100 to go!
I'm so jealous all of you will be meeting for the the midnight NM showing. Think of me!!!
I just found out the other day that my 70 yrd old Grandmother is in LOVE with the twi books and Rob
Keti and LR - that f* long tonue of his and his ARTful way with it - OMG - Rob I need you and I need you now! Bring it!
NOT any more, I had to sell the business......I got listed in the Yellow Pages under "Personal Services" so I had all of these strange people calling me thinking I was a hooker.........hey if i didn't have DH I could of made a career move......I like the title of Madam....
We'll tweet you LR...if someone has twitter on their phone.
LR - how much can it cost for an airfare to Sydney?? Oh I know how much it is from here...lol
but hey come on over and join us!! We'd love to have you here and you can come to Keti's sex party at the same time! ;-)
Okay Madam Temp!!!
@JAC - Sex party for November or Feb, sound excellent - most of you will be in Sydney for NM - let me do some investigating and I'll let you all know... yeah I'm excited!!!!!!!!
Orion don’t get upset of course I want to see you tomorrow.. Long fingers shit sorry there i go again ...
Tempt - couldn't picture you as a hooker - but a dominatrix?...mmmm
:-)
Teri....about your grandmother...make feel good, lol
UUMMM Art tongue!!
hey I just saw Mandy pics!! Drunk Rob, I'm in love with this man...
U better Georgie!!!
JandR ~ I'd love to but going to San Francisco in November to there goes one vacation. Hey maybe for Eclipse?!
LR - Im not going to Sydney so you're not the only one missing out. I'm going to a midnight screening in Melbourne but not with any of these girls unfortuntly.
Make it February; I'll have my girls with me in November...unless we make it the Friday night when the girls fly home and DH arrives but I'll flick him off to his mate.
i love his long tongue JandR -
LONG EVERYTHING ...I'M SO OBSSESSED WITH HIS LONG FINGERS BLOODY EVERYTHING ... sorry Orion
keti if ur serious send me the catalog!!! LOL
I'm not upset, but I would like to change the topic and go to...for example...long tongue...and he have it loooong, lol.....Georgie there is evidence about that
i like it, it has a ring to it......the way I look at it is if you are giving it away for free why not make a little pocket money........I am talking about writing of course...hehehhhhheee..
Hey who was agreeing with me on the Supernatural Boys....I used to love Dean and then in the New Season Sam did some serious upper body improving and then got into this whole Demon Sex Thing.....AHHHH thats when he had me.......love the bad boys......
WITH LOOOOONNNNG FINGERS.....
Sex Party in Feb - is that better ??
In time for Remember Me !!
"...I'll flick him off to his mate."
Love the Aussie lingo!!!!!
Okay I get it now Orion - you don't want Rob's long fingers only his long, long c*ck... is that right? LOL
Look Keti...that's way the boy is a pianist
Hey it's your birthday in Feb too Tempt isn't it?
Temp ~ Dean is still hotter!!
OMG - I am sooooooooo not going to get any work done today.
We can now talk about a very long and streamlined chin.......
For those of us that have read The Office there is a scene on the steps where she is in a white dress.....that is my little vision at the moment with BB putting his long chin and other long things good use and not just playing his guitar.....bbbaaahhhhh
Hey - that's it then - a sex-toy birthday party for Tempt - I'm in!! LOL
Mine too Tempt - What date in Feb, I'm the 13th
Jandr, don't get me wrong...I don't want to talk about his long c**k, coz like Georgie said we don't have evidence of it...but there is a theory...
And if RM opens in Oz around the same time it does in US - we can have a sex-toy birthday party and a trip to the movies to enjoy Tyler getting it on...oh yeah!!
sex party in Feb, My place!! you are ALL invited ...
KETI I am the 14th Valentines day how is that, no wonder we are similar sick individuals........
NO I DONT LIKE SEX TOYS........
Temp I agree w/ LR Dean is still way Hotter. He's muscular but not too muscular which is how I like em.
Hey Orion - there is plenty of evidence - did you see that tent when he was walking the red carpet at the Oscars? OH MY..... the boy's got the goods all right!
I'm in!!
And...the thing is that...after I can't stop having my awake wet dreams lol that's the reason I don't want to talk about his long parts
Although I may be Tempted to check out some Fur Lined Handcuffs.....You know so they don't leave marks and everyone knows what you have been up to....
There might be no evidence of his long C*ck but there is definite potential… he has
LONG EVERYTHING
Keti and Tempt - yay - joint Birthday party!! WOO HOO :-))
The tent, that is!! Oh and also the Valentines-RM-Birthday-Sex Party!
But isn't that when Remember Me comes out ????
I have the fur lined handcuffs - nice
sex party birthday party - I'll make you a cake Tempt ... Whats your Fav. No shit I'll make cupcakes
Tempt - I'll order you the cardboard cut-out of Edward and even put a beanie on him! Or would you prefer the real thing?
mmmm...got Rob's agent's details - maybe we could make some arrangements if he is still in our hemisphere filming UC??? I feel a plan coming together here..
RM is out on the 12th Feb,
GOING back to my dream, once every fortnight I get an invitation to join their writing group in October in Paris...........Freakyyyyyyyyyyy
Hey!! my birthday it's next month...
How much would he cost for a private event do you think?? If we pool our resources, you just never know! LMAO
It'll also be our debrief on ROBLER!
jandr i love your avi pic... so hot
OK Ladies - Off Topic
If you could interview Rob and ask him 3 questions what would they be?
No recycled questions please.
YOU GIRLS ARE SO SWEET........
If I cant have the real think I would like a cardboard cut out......with a beanie.........
I feel a cunning looooonnnnnggg plan CUMING together......
ROB WONT CHARGE US - we'll just make him cupcakes lol
Whens your bday orion
NO SHIT Keti - I will be in Sydney at that time!!! I am so there with you guys!! Jac you are coming too girl - I hereby promise you one return airticket to Sydney for the Valentine RM Birthday sex party...it's gonna be a blast!
We'll have a belated celebration for you Orion when we're in Sydney - oh gaahhhh it's only next month now!
Can i suck on your 1. fingers
2. tongue
3. Penis
Usually they have the premiers of movies in the places they make them....Hugh Jackman likes to do that....so my bet is the closest we may get will be in NZ......
keti ~ LMAO!!!!
Whose concert are you going to JandR - is it Sam Bradley? And weren't we thinking that if UC is still being filmed that Rob might come over and support his mate's concert?
@Keti - LOL!! Seriously I can see him blushing now and giving you they crooked smile and raised eyeborw.
so is everyone RSVPing Yes too my sex/birthday party in Feb???
Teri - no contest
When are you gonna wear the black stoli?
Why do you share clothes with your mates?
Can I have your private number?
LMAO (no wait - that one first!!)
keti, I just I was thinking on the same questions
november 5
I recon theres a fair chance I could get to Sydney in Feb....all going well with the house selling plans that is! I cannot wait for RM. I was excited just from the RM pappz pix but when I read the script....now I'm busting to see it!
Hey no fair Keti - you need to warm him up to it first! LOL
@Teri loved answering that question
his smile is too die for!!
melts my heart!!
KETI LOOK AT MY AVI ...... OH LORDY LORDY LORDY
Georgie it is Bobby Long playing in Sydney I think Dec or Jan? Athena offered for me to stay at her place and go with her...
Teri - do i have a time limit - can i warm rob up for some loving foreplay
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
TEMPT YOU ARE KILLING ME !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LONG FINGERS YUM
Mine would be
1. Favorite Position
2. Have you used toys while *coughs ya know (if not I know someone throwing a party soon - and tutorials can be given.)
3. If you could take any FF about Edward out there and make it into a movie (of course starring in it)what would it be?
Um questions...
1. When are you coming downunder?
2. Do you like any Oz music/bands?
3. Which position do you sleep in?
Supplementary Q: can I watch?
Teri, which ones will be yours?
Sorry girls I cant share my questions with you as they are my ice breakers when I meet Rob in a shady bar in Paris.......just incase he is reading this....
When is Bobby long coming to Aus??
Hey where can i download their music?? Marcus/Bobby & Sam's
TEMPT YOU ROCK !!
For RM we have to have a box of tissues...and extras panties too...for the sex scene
Keti - yes to the birthday invite,
Jac - yes to seeing RM in Sydney with you guys
Georgie - yes to Bobby Long concert in Jan
Tempt - yes to NZ trip to track down Robdelicious and hunkyhugh!!!!!
Orion - happy birthday to you too - you have a New Moon birthday party coming up!!! LOL
Tempt seriously I just fell out of my chair..........Avi..............
Haha good Q3 Teri!
Your avi Tempt!!!!! Nothing like the visual!
Hey we have to be ready...if Bobby Long coming here at the same time that Rob is in NZ, you know that is a chance....
Sorry Teri - yes to three original questions for Rob - I am sick to death of all the recycled crap they throw around.
They need to concentrate on the serious shit - like where in F* does he get those hobo clothes and do they ever get washed??
What's his favourite position - shit like that - the stuff we all really want to know... ;-)
We're gonna flip the screen again soon...this is a marathon effort for me - nearly 3 hours! The company's so good though!
Your Frequent Flyer points are gonna get a boost JandR!
I'm in if you guys are going to NZ !!
funny only us here....
I hope rpatzzgirl has some luck and gets a Rob sighting!!!!!!! By the way I think I fall in love w/ pfach a litter more each day.
See I agree girls we need a serious Aussie to interview him....get to the core........non of this plastic smily blond bimbo interview......it's like OK Taylor & Kristen we are not interested so go make yourselves a cup of coffee (more time for Rob)......now Rob tell me .......
Hi Ladies, I'm just popping in to let you know that we've been getting emails complaining about the comments on the blog, I know that Goz has already said something about it so I'm just reminding you that even though it maybe evening/late whatever part of the world you're in it's afternoon here where I am and even earlier in other places. We know from a survey we did a while ago that the age range that visit here varies A LOT and only recently I told a friend of mine about the site because her daughter is a huge Rob fan, her daughter is 15. Now I don't know if any of you have teens but I know if I did I wouldn't want them to read some of the stuff in this thread. I'm not saying don't have your fun but as Goz says "Please try to keep them R
rated, don't cross to NC17. We always recommend "proper crassness". We
get tens of thousands of people on this site everyday. It's not just
you and your friends getting rowdy at your pajama party :)"
Thanks Ladies
Keti - Marcus, Bobby and Sam - all have myspace with their music
LADIES THAT IS OUR CUE TO START VISITING ANOTHER BLOG......
It was fun while it lasted.....
see you girls on Only Robert then!!
Thanks JandR -
Damn I keep misconstruing that R rating - in Oz it means 18+ - but I guess it's more a time difference thing.
BUSTED!!!!!
Midnight here now, time to flip the screen. Bye ladies...
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