Round-up of Crap from Oz

First of all let me apologise if you live in Australia but you have to admit the Australian magazines are the worst!! Why do they a) Always either flip or photoshop perfection and b) Just keep running the same crap over and over again.

This is just cringeworthy!

Briefly here's what it says:
-They have revealed all about their relationship to a US monthly magazine and even family members will be shocked by the details.

-The explosive tell-all will hit the streets around the same time as New Moon is released.

-They were interviewed together & apart over a 3day period in Vancouver, whilst filming Eclipse, but couldn't bear to be apart, because, they say they are 'soul mates'.

-Circumstances drove them apart but this only made them realise they were meant to be together. When Rob found out Kristen had a little crush on Taylor Lautner her realised he had to be with her.

-Kristen worries that someone taller, sexier and more famous will come along for Rob and he will dump her because she is really insecure.

-Theres a ton of passion between them but it causes fights too as both of them have a jealous possessive streak that they like to bring out in the other person.

-One source said he feels like an intruder in the room with them because the chemistry is so explosive between them it always seems like they want to rip each others clothes off.

-Rob loves that Kristen can 'rock a mullet' and she loves the way his hair falls into his face.

-The love triangle - with taylor - again.... 'Rob came in like gang busters and it was Taylor who?' 'No one can compete with the Robsten chemistry'.

-Secret sex trysts - they will find time to be alone and disappear for 30 minutes and then come back looking messy & disoriented.

-The Marriage Rumours - The source says ' I can definitely see them getting married, they are both head over heals for each other and cant wait to wrap shooting so they can move in together, they are really excited about the whole thing.

This one is worse they actually used a photo that EVERYONE knows is photoshopped!!!




Hollywood big-wigs are so worried that the 'romance' is going to affect the future of the Twilight franchise they have gone to great lengths to split Rob& Kristen up or at the very least keep them apart. They are worried that if they split up in real life it will affect the on screen relationship and also the relationship will undermine the believability of the relationship between Bella & Jacob in the saga.

When New Moon had finished filming the studio 'orchestrated' it that Rob would be in New York filming 'Remember Me' & Kristen would be in LA filming the runaways. Apparently rumours that Rob was getting romantically involved with his co-star Emilie De Ravin & Kristen was getting back with her ex-boyfriend, Michael Angarano were also 'planted' by the studio bosses.

But 'they were too in love to let it go and overcame the distance and hooked up again as soon as they finished their respective projects'. Twilight insiders are responsible also for the rumour that Nikki Reed was attracted to Rob and jealous of his relationship with Kristen.

They want Rob to appear available to female fans.

When all else failed the studio took them aside and told them to keep their relationship under wraps. For now, they are lying low, having spent last weekend in a bed & breakfast in Vancouver (and yes @GossipCop proved this untrue)

So there ya go! Remember a puppy dies everytime you spend your money on these !!
Speaking of puppies I'm off to walk mine! Later xx

Big thanks to Bee over at The Irish Twilight Sisters