I always ask: Why Rob? What is it? Of course, I know the answers to the questions.
The real question is--what happened to our American male? Where are our American Robs? Are they still out there? They don't have to be as handsome as Rob; we don't really clamor the buff (well, I don't), but we want IT that seem to have been lost. Then what is it?
Once again, let's review amongst ourselves the "13 Reasons Why Smart Girls [And Women] Love Robert Pattinson".
That smile is like a ray of hot and steamy sunshine!! I love the shy smiles, the sexy smiles, the eye wrinking smiles. Rob definitely makes ME smile!! :))
The song is made by Uncle Cracker. Not sure who wrote it but he sings it. I like when Rob smiles as well. He seems to smile most honestly when he's with Kristen so I just wish you would all not bash her because it's disrespecting Rob and this is supposedly a Rob fansite right. His choice, respect it please.
By the way.. the reason I know this is I made a video a few weeks ago to it ... I love this song and it made me think of him immediately! I guess great minde think alike..right Jewels!
Loved your vid jewels!.. but anything that contains pics of this beautiful man I love!
here is a link to mine if interested :) http://www.onetruemedia.com/shared?p=95deef80e544c89c078cad&skin_id=801&utm_source=otm&utm_medium=text_url
I love both of them, Jules & Kelly! Seriously, the more the better. It's interesting to see what pictures you both chose. I could never narrow it down. His smile is to die for! What a sexy man.
I'm such a computer lame-o, I'm glad there are such talented people like you guys and everyone else who makes videos. Thank you!
Jewels.. Totes NOT A PROBLEM!!! I love that you found the song too! I geard it the first time in a restaurant ad made the waitor run to the source and find out the song.. it was too funny.. because I heard it and he immediately popped into my mind!
I love your video as well... love the pics you used.
I did another one I'm kinda proud of.. since I'm sharing videos... here's the you tube link to it
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N75a4nfPd_c
I made it just before.. wellmy life got crazy and I was kinda missing seeing his face.. you know what I mean :)
ORION I am sooooo hungover......by the way I had a fantastic time......
After the game we had a marquee and Hunters and Collectors, Paul Kelly and then the master himself JIMMY BARNES sang the whole night.
I felt like I was 17 again we had so much fun......and I consumed large amounts of drink......my eyes are spinning around, the computer is not good for them at the moment...
Hey look I am the only one committed enough to ask DH about the position of the Bulge and if you alternate depending on your moods. Try explaining to your husband why you need to know these things ????
JIMMY was the best and to top it off if you are familiar with Jimmy Barnes you will know he screams and doesnt always sing. I was screaming along with him and knew all the words to every song........
HI LR - some clarification would be nice should we put together a fan letter and request a confirmation, perhaps a groin pic with a signiture would be nice. Doesn't have to be nude perhaps tighty wighty's.....
Bye the way girls if you think I am sick on a normal day you wait until you see me with a hangover.....
HA - DH was at a wedding on Friday in Sydney and one of the guest was telling him she is addicted to Zac Efron, he said that's OK my wife and some other freaks get online and talk about that Vampire guy........she said OH GOD my mum loves him too, her mum is 70 years Old ....lolololol.
Orion good thinking, aim for the seated position, legs spread and perhaps relaxed ... the day needs to be warm.....I don't think we are going to get much bulge happening in Vancouver..........
Cindeloo - sorry it's just that for the past 3 days a few of us more twisted and sick (but very loyal) Rob lovers have found pics of Rob displaying his major assets.
So we are now on a mission to gather a collection,
sick yes twisted yes
Perhaps not a good Sunday discussion although it did start on Friday night......
No I don't want a video I want a coffee table book now I can whip those up on the mac but I need the pics....also there maybe a copyright problem....
I am planning to go onto twitter and as peterf. if he can as Rob if he is a permanent lefty or righty......I'll just tell him i am knitting him a pair of undies so I need to know.......hhhhhaeeeaa
The secret is to go over all of the old photo's and avoid his dreamy eyes, seductive smile and porn jaw and go straight for the CRUTCH......we now have established from photographic evidence that he is a righty......and from my verbal research apparatley that usually doesnt change on a daily basis....once a righty always a righty.....
Hi there - all my favourite ladies in one place!! How are you all??? Tempt - head spinning - that sounds like it was fantastic yesterday at the footy and after - wish i had been there. Watched it on telly on my own... Haven't been able to watch the vids yet - computer is spazzing today...
Oh and Tempt - I asked DH about positioning too!! LOL He just said most dress to the same side but it does depend on the clothing being worn too... od any my daughter has been arguing that Chace Crawford is better than Rob cos he is prettier! I said no contest Rob is a complete package!! Beat that! :-))
Oh I don't know.. I, for one, would love it if he stopped by the blog.. after all.. you should never say something behind someones back you wouldn't want to say to their face right? So as long as we keep that in mind when commenting... I think it's all good... If you don't think he would appreciate what you have said.. might want to consider rewording hmmm :)
Tempt - looking back at your posts - I did a Crotch watch last night! LOL Especially on Rob Pattinson Source who had over 900 pics from RM shooting on 30th June. It's those button fly jeans I swear - he should only ever wear those!!!
OH Please don't give me this you shouldn't say things about people that you wouldn't say to their face lecture.......
If you were to produce Rob in front of any of us I am pretty sure we would be very happy to discuss our current debate with him, perhaps over coffee....
Go for HQ pictures......button fly's can be a little deceiving also, perhaps pics of him out on the town having a little too much to drink......now that's for the more serious bulge pics.......
ORION you are right I am not up to spotting today, everything is fuzzy........but I can offer my words of wisdom...........by the way Jandi I don't think Rob has an ass does he ????
Kelly ~ I think Rob would be quite happy that we all believe he is well endowed. That is after all what all men want us women to think. He may blush at first but it's all good. In fact give me a couple of shots and I'll go up to him and tell him so!! LOL!!!
Hey when I said Rob was the complete package - y'all know that I meant more than just THAT part of him...lol
That man is beautiful inside and out and has the sweetest soul...I think it's because I respond to him on so many levels that this obsession is hard to shake! Not that I want to be rid of him!
Kelly I have now managed to watch your Smile Vid and it is beautiful! Thx!
ORION - OMG why dont you use some lines out of our fav FF - The Office.........how horny would that be...you will have to ask the author but I am sure she wouldn't mind.......Beautiful Bastard.....
No true Tempt - nothing there to grab onto!! But we still like to see the rear view - or at least I do!! Robward has more of an ass in Edward's trousers... the closer fitting the better I say! Those baggy cargos in RM were crap! But the black tee-shirt, button fly jeans day in NY - to die for...mmm... joy!
with all that maybe we have enough material, but still we need more bulge pics...Cindeeloo's looking for more right now...and we can continue during the week...Tempt you can work on FF lines, you're good on that..
Hi LR - whatever you sent Orion - can that come my way too? lol Is it getting late for you over there? I just got up about an hour ago - sleeping in on Sunday morning, no hubby - he left hours ago for a motorcycle ride, no son - he stayed at a friend's overnight. Daughter and i on the same wavelength - stay in bed as long as you can... lol I love Sundays - and holidays... Oh Tempt - sorry to rub it in - it is glorious weather here today - 26 degrees sun shining - well I am looking at it through my window anyway...lol should get out there for a walk. Robsessing with wine and choc has not been good for my waistline haha
ORION you are right we should not deviate too much from our original mission, which was "The Bulge", with Rob it is so easy to get distracted, I mean I think his Jaw is about the horniest thing on him and I don't need to tell you where I have imagined that in my Robdreams.......heeeehhhheeee......
Orion- that was not crap.. all I simply meant was... if you don't want someone to read something don't write it.. I write what I think and say what I believe so I have no problem with him showing up here.... not that I believe he would because he's too busy and in his free time I'm sure he has better things to do.
No No I didn't mean to tell anyone off... (starting to sweat now jeesh....) I was just commenting, that's how I thought things went here.. just commenting not telling anyone off...
Jewels? Suz? TS? I miss the robkats.. they got me :/
Sorry for offending anyone.. will keep my comments ot myself
Kelly - we are great friends here and hang shit on each other - Aussies do that when they like someone - oh and also when they don't haha!! No honestly - one of the ways we show love for each other is to crap on them...I think Aussies and Americans have very different ideas about what constitutes humour sometimes LOL
Kelly it would take a lot more than your pussy little comments to offend us so take a chill pill and relax....please don't keep your comments to your self life would be so boring if we all thought the same...
Cindeeloo - the dumpster diving is a classic I love it, he looks like such a hobbo.....not sure about the bulge it almost looks like he has dust on his pants.......
Jandi well put I couldn't off said it better......ORION grow a pair, see me calling you a bitch was a sign off love and affection........according to Jandi..
Hey all my favourite ppl still here? I dropped off to sleep doing research for this bloody govt tender and need to wake up...what better way than Robsessed! I'm catching up on the chat...Tempt's fantastic day and hangover...more crotch pics...a video?? I still have some more comments to catch up on...
Hi JandR ~ Right now it's 1:22 AM and I'm still up! I slept in this morning so I'm not quite tired yet. So nice to have the house to just you girls huh? Love motorcycles, do you go riding with your hubby? What kind does he have? I just sent you and orion some pics of Rob. Can't seem to find a good nipple shot though. Damn!
Hi Georgie - sounds like nanna naps are the order of the day! I haven't long been out of bed! haha shouldn't have had bacon and cheese croissants for brunch though... need to de-tox my system I think...ugh
I am here for you girlfriend. And I don't care if anyone wants to hide their caustic remarks behind the lame excuse of being "Aussie".
I call fucking bullshit! I am originally from Toowoomba and we may have a few yucks at our friends expense but you don't have to get down right bitchy about it!
You gals need to back away from Kelly! She's an original from back in the day and deserves your respect!
Hi LR I'll have to check my email - thx!! Well where to start with the motorcycles...mmm Hubby has a twenty by twenty shed and I think - that's right - don't know exactly but I think he has about a dozen motorcycles in there. We met through our fathers who were and still are involved in motorcycling sport. Andrew is out today on his Black Yamaha TRX 850 road bike if you want to google it you can see what it looks like. He loves it! Apart from that he has another older road bike for riding to work - a Suzuki, two competition Vintage Motocross bikes, a few competition Trials bikes (for observed section trials riding - big in Europe) and another couple that are there for re-builds!!! Bikes are in both families blood - so hard to get away from. I can ride but don't have my road licence...but he keeps saying one day I will have to get it and he is already looking for a road bike for me. Mmmmm - I have been too busy raising kids, working and studying and following my own interests until now to get in on the bike thing. He has his own friends he goes out riding with and is off on the adventure of a lifetime shortly riding from Adelaide to Phillip Island in Victoria for the M/C Grand Prix - he can't wait. OK now that I have bored everyone silly with this stuff...I'd better get back to Robsessing.. sorry LR - you asked - and I'm never one for a short answer LOL
Is that horses I hear galloping in?.. I believe the cavalry has arrived.... now all we need are the keys to the naughty room, Rob and Tomstu ... my protective eye gear of course ...and life will be perfect :)
Hey, Jewels! calm down nobody say anything bad, why you don't read all the comments. I see Kelly all the time and I respect her comments like everyone else...and like everyone else, here is free to make comments. Kelly, I didn't say anything bad to you, and I don't think any of us did...
JandR ~ Very Cool!!!!! I had my motorcycle license for a couple of years but didn't ride much. After having it for a few weeks I kind of fell and got scrapped up a little. Nothing too bad and it wasn't an accident, just a stupid mistake since I'm not used to shifting gears. Anyways, I decided I liked being the passenger instead of the rider. Though I do envy all the women who ride. You should ride. How exhilarating it is! I'm a Harley Davidson gal myself!!
Jewels.. Of course I know he's yours... come now.. I mean.. I'm all about my robsession... and he's my target.. Tomstu.. you know how he gets.. that's why I wear the pretective eye gear.. I don;t want my eyes scratched out :).. of course if Kristen doesn't let Rob out of the room soon... Tomstu may need to find bobby, sam and marcus... you know to even things out :)
is that Jewels of the amazing fanfic??? Hey we weren't dumping on Kelly - we are all old mates here! We also love when the Robkats are out in full force - you gals are so hilarious when ya get going! Where has everyone been lately?? Miss ya Suz - please come back...
but one thing - I will never have to 'hide behind' being an Aussie...just saying. no lame excuses here...if you are an Aussie you know all about hanging shit on yer mates...
We didn't Jewels. And I think Kelly knows that... and of course we are here to share something that we love, and to talk about it, to discuss about it, but we respect each other, and specially because we share this love or obsession, what ever you want to call it, for this man...so chill out girl, coz weren't insults or anything just a different view...that's all and now I have to go...see you tonite
At the end of the day it IS all about The Pretty and our love and respect for him even though His Hotness sometimes claims our raging hormones and makes us a bit crazy...but always our adoration for all things Rob - such is the nature of our collective Robsession.
Ah yes Two Stepping, the one with the "sassy" Bella that I imagine as Rachel L, that I've mentioned to a few of you before. You've left us with a cliffhanger Jewels!
Haha I taught Sunday School for a little while years ago. G'nite Jewels.
JandR speaking of motorcycles, there are a group of mature-age men (late 50's early 60's) that are doing a Road Hogs trip from Brisbane to Albany; I heard an interview on the radio a couple of weeks ago as they were preparing to leave.
No Georgie. I've been on her blog but I'm trying not to read too much because I'm not that far with TD and I don't want to know anything in advance. Even though I know how it ends. What's it about?
The checklist is just a questionnaire of what a prospective dom and sub fill out when they "apply" to serve someone - as to what their likes, dislikes and limits are and they can choose from: hard limit, soft limit, willing to try, like it a lot, etc. A bit of an eye-opener, I don't know what some things mean LOL!
Not into Harleys sorry girls - hubby doesn't like them although I am intrigued with their cult status in US especially. They can be really difficult to corner well on and easy to fall off - is that what happened to you LR??
Anyway hubby is into both vintage British bikes (he is English lol) and newer Japanese road bikes. Also has Jap competition m/cycles.
I am not one for sitting on the back either...rather be the one in control of what is happening lol
A friend of mine was learning to ride and bought a bike and was going to get her licence but she broke up with her guy who was into bikes big time and now has a spare motorcycle on her hands and prob no desire to get the licence. Poor love - may have to buy it off her...
Yeah, it could be a US thing with the Harley's. Personally don't like the Japanese bikes or crotch rockets and they are called but I understand that they are fast. I also love the custom bikes. Discovery channel used to have a show called Biker Build-off which I loved watching. Billy Lane, very hot, based in FL!!
LR: the RK's usually wish each other unicorns and olive juice as a goodnight; I should've asked them while they were still on line, haha.
JandR, my "first love" had a Yamaha 650 with my name stencilled on the tank, and my parents forbade me to ride on the back so what did I do - I snuck on of course and he dropped me off round the corner. No I wasn't really a wild child. But I never learnt to ride coz my legs aren't long enough to reach the ground, but the only bike I could barely touch the ground with was a Harley. I haven't been near a bike in years. He eventually died having sustained brain damage from coming off his bike on a road trip nearly 20 years ago - this was only a few years ago so way after I was over him and had lost contact.
funny about old lovers - my hubby had my name on the back window of his canary yellow Escort van - after you laughing yet? - haha it was in those reflective letters - and he used to get annoyed when people called out my name as they drove past - thinking that I knew them. The letters didn't last long... oh those were the days. He also used to work for the railways and scratched my name into a railway footbridge near Fremantle (our port city - love that place)- wonder if it's still there?? LOL
Yeah we'll have to make you an honorary OzPattz Linda, LOL! G'nite, grab a chapter of FF before you go to sleep - what's left of the night for you - are you the same time as the blog? I always have to add 2 hours and switch the AM/PM to get our Eastern Aussie time.
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«Oldest ‹Older 1 – 200 of 208 Newer› Newest»Love that song! And every word rings true.
Rob has the most amazing smile I have ever seen, and I'm sure he managed to slip that impregnating look into that video a couple of times too!
Awesome video :) It's really cheered me up when I most needed it! Thank you!
what song is it? what author? I love it <3
Yes, Rob's better than the best.
I always ask: Why Rob? What is it? Of course, I know the answers to the questions.
The real question is--what happened to our American male? Where are our American Robs? Are they still out there?
They don't have to be as handsome as Rob; we don't really clamor the buff (well, I don't), but we want IT that seem to have been lost.
Then what is it?
Once again, let's review amongst ourselves the "13 Reasons Why Smart Girls [And Women] Love Robert Pattinson".
http://www.examiner.com/x-11613-Books-on-Film-Examiner~y2009m6d9-13-Reasons-why-smart-girls-love-Robert-Pattinson
Sorry, 'gotta add that again.
I'm just shaking my head and asking "what's the magnet that's been pulling me towards this man.. what's gotten into my head..?"
That smile is like a ray of hot and steamy sunshine!! I love the shy smiles, the sexy smiles, the eye wrinking smiles. Rob definitely makes ME smile!! :))
That song is so true. I smile every time I see him.
Sorry ... but what is the title of the song and what is the author of this song?
Song is "Smile" by Uncle Kracker!
The song is made by Uncle Cracker. Not sure who wrote it but he sings it. I like when Rob smiles as well. He seems to smile most honestly when he's with Kristen so I just wish you would all not bash her because it's disrespecting Rob and this is supposedly a Rob fansite right. His choice, respect it please.
Thanks <3
I can already see the
@han-x-walker You are so welcome Sunshine!
I was feeling down too and I heard that song....I just had to make a Rob video!
Glad you enjoyed it!!!
Truer words. I always find myself smiling when it has anything to do with Rob.
@jersygirl- there are many of us that post on this site that love Kristen too. I promise.
God he totally makes me forget to breath...
Great video, great song, AWESOME MAN.
Sara,
the Song is by Uncle Kracker and it's called
"You make me smile"
By the way.. the reason I know this is I made a video a few weeks ago to it ... I love this song and it made me think of him immediately! I guess great minde think alike..right Jewels!
Loved your vid jewels!.. but anything that contains pics of this beautiful man I love!
here is a link to mine if interested :)
http://www.onetruemedia.com/shared?p=95deef80e544c89c078cad&skin_id=801&utm_source=otm&utm_medium=text_url
Kelly?
OMIGOD!!! I AM SO SORRY!!!!!
Girl...if I had known that you had used the same song I wouldn't have done this!!!!!
Your video is so freaking adorable...so much better than mine!!!!
Love you!!! **yeah...great minds!**
Kudos Jules...Love his smile indeed:)
Kelly... hope he brings a smile to your soul... thinking of you:)
He does make us Smile:)
I love both of them, Jules & Kelly! Seriously, the more the better. It's interesting to see what pictures you both chose. I could never narrow it down. His smile is to die for! What a sexy man.
I'm such a computer lame-o, I'm glad there are such talented people like you guys and everyone else who makes videos. Thank you!
Hi Em...how are you doing this fine robevening:)
Hey Ten! I'm great. How are things?
By the way, your avi is just...wow. *sigh*
I've gotta run for just a bit. Bedtime for the little one. Be back later hopefully.
Em... things are good... Missing seeing Rob around...And thanks I love my avi very much too:)
Sleep tight little one..
Top marks to both Jewels and Kelly for your great creativity in capturing the essence of Rob's smile and sharing with us all for our enjoyment!
Jewels.. Totes NOT A PROBLEM!!! I love that you found the song too! I geard it the first time in a restaurant ad made the waitor run to the source and find out the song.. it was too funny.. because I heard it and he immediately popped into my mind!
I love your video as well... love the pics you used.
I did another one I'm kinda proud of.. since I'm sharing videos... here's the you tube link to it
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N75a4nfPd_c
I made it just before.. wellmy life got crazy and I was kinda missing seeing his face.. you know what I mean :)
geard = heard
finger slipped (That's what he said!)LOL
He has one of the most beautiful smile I have ever seen , Pure smile.
I love this video.
Thanks for posting.
Jewels64 & Kelly ~ Both of your vids are great!! Thank you both because Rob makes me smile!!! :)
Hi Linda!
Hi orion!!
Thanks Jules - perfection plus....just what I needed to help my hangover.....
Kelly,
You're quiet video is beautiful!!!!
How are you? I got your messages. Last night Jandr sent me another pic...
Hi Tempt!! how are you? How was last night?
orion ~ I'm okay. And you? I'm just doing my nightly Robsessing! LOL!! Is the new pic on FB?
Thanks RPG!! Glad you enjoyed it... it was simple.. but I think it said a lot.. at least for me :) I love the song too!
ORION I am sooooo hungover......by the way I had a fantastic time......
After the game we had a marquee and Hunters and Collectors, Paul Kelly and then the master himself JIMMY BARNES sang the whole night.
I felt like I was 17 again we had so much fun......and I consumed large amounts of drink......my eyes are spinning around, the computer is not good for them at the moment...
Jimmy Barnes! that's great Tempt! Maybe with the hangover your eagles eyes won't see bulges today
Linda I'll post it on FB in a few minutes
Oh no Temp & orion, we need those eagle eyes to spot the bulges!!
Thanks orion!
Tempt: further investigation on the matter, Jandr send me another pic..
Wow-look at these 2 videos made based on Midnight Sun-very very good.
http://bit.ly/HVB46
Hey look I am the only one committed enough to ask DH about the position of the Bulge and if you alternate depending on your moods. Try explaining to your husband why you need to know these things ????
JIMMY was the best and to top it off if you are familiar with Jimmy Barnes you will know he screams and doesnt always sing. I was screaming along with him and knew all the words to every song........
By the way I have no voice either.......
Ok girls, check it out on FB, you'll be surprise
Tempt you'll be able to see it even with the hangover
He is definately a righty........we need more pics in jeans don't we.....
Handporn and bulge . . . I'm . . . THUD!
Hi Temp ~ yes, he definitely looks like a righty. Now I know where to grab him. LOL!!! As if!
HI LR - some clarification would be nice should we put together a fan letter and request a confirmation, perhaps a groin pic with a signiture would be nice. Doesn't have to be nude perhaps tighty wighty's.....
Bye the way girls if you think I am sick on a normal day you wait until you see me with a hangover.....
That's what a call big bulge...nice pic, we have to find more pictures of him seating on the same position, don't you think
HA - DH was at a wedding on Friday in Sydney and one of the guest was telling him she is addicted to Zac Efron, he said that's OK my wife and some other freaks get online and talk about that Vampire guy........she said OH GOD my mum loves him too, her mum is 70 years Old ....lolololol.
Poor Rob......
Hey RPG thanks for the vid link.. very very cool!
Orion good thinking, aim for the seated position, legs spread and perhaps relaxed ... the day needs to be warm.....I don't think we are going to get much bulge happening in Vancouver..........
Tempt, Linda: did you see my video on FB?
Not yet, is it a new one ??? I am trying to avoid things that move at the moment........
yeap, new one...
LR - will you introduce yourself before you grab or will you go for the grab first.....just curious......
Orion you should start your own production company.........maybe I will do one focusing on groin pics, what do you think.........
Ladies Please share the love. I'm single and lemon deprived LOL.
@ RPG....WOW!!! those videos were hot!!! Thanks for posting.
orion ~ yes I saw your vid. Nice!!
Temp ~ Hmm, good question. I could always introduce myself first, that is the polite thing to do. Or do it simultaneously! LOL
Hi Cindeeloo! I hear ya, single here too!
I'm glad you like it. I will think about it, LOL....
I have it for a while but I couldn't find the right song...I think I choose wisely..hehehe
Okay, so whose up for the challenge of making a bulge video?
I will, but I need more pics!!
Linda, already I thought about it...
Cindeloo - sorry it's just that for the past 3 days a few of us more twisted and sick (but very loyal) Rob lovers have found pics of Rob displaying his major assets.
So we are now on a mission to gather a collection,
sick yes
twisted yes
Perhaps not a good Sunday discussion although it did start on Friday night......
No I don't want a video I want a coffee table book now I can whip those up on the mac but I need the pics....also there maybe a copyright problem....
I am planning to go onto twitter and as peterf. if he can as Rob if he is a permanent lefty or righty......I'll just tell him i am knitting him a pair of undies so I need to know.......hhhhhaeeeaa
Sorry the as is supposed to be ASK my fingers are not functioning well today....
Hey I just realised I think I am talking to myself ????
Ok,so...done! we have to start searching for more pics
Thanks Jules!! Loved it. I AM smiling, of course ;)
@ Temp...I think I'll fit right in the sick and twisted club...Since I'm a lil sick and twisted myself.
@ always, always looking for the buldge. *winks*
Now I am happy to go over and take some on the old digital camera.......but we need to be a little more cunning......
I think people are going to start to think we only love Rob for his looks and assets........
The secret is to go over all of the old photo's and avoid his dreamy eyes, seductive smile and porn jaw and go straight for the CRUTCH......we now have established from photographic evidence that he is a righty......and from my verbal research apparatley that usually doesnt change on a daily basis....once a righty always a righty.....
Temp ~ I'm doing my research right now. What tedious job . . .
Righty allright!! always. So, if you have the opportunity of meet him you know where to look, lol
@ when discovered, where do I send the pics to?
God I hope he doesn't read this blog...LOL!!!!!
...and take pictures, of course, we are in need of those
pictures
Hi Linda R...(waves)
Hi there - all my favourite ladies in one place!! How are you all???
Tempt - head spinning - that sounds like it was fantastic yesterday at the footy and after - wish i had been there. Watched it on telly on my own...
Haven't been able to watch the vids yet - computer is spazzing today...
Cindeeloo: we all hoping that he never step on this blog...for God sake!!
Hi Jandr! I show the girls the pic, that you gave me, white shirt, seating position, and a notorious bulge...
Oh and Tempt - I asked DH about positioning too!! LOL He just said most dress to the same side but it does depend on the clothing being worn too...
od any my daughter has been arguing that Chace Crawford is better than Rob cos he is prettier! I said no contest Rob is a complete package!! Beat that! :-))
Oh I don't know.. I, for one, would love it if he stopped by the blog.. after all.. you should never say something behind someones back you wouldn't want to say to their face right? So as long as we keep that in mind when commenting... I think it's all good... If you don't think he would appreciate what you have said.. might want to consider rewording hmmm :)
Complete and big package!!
Hi Orion - yes that photo - that bulge - i looked all night for another one I had seen - full on shot - but yes Rob's got the goods haha
So, Jandr..we desire to make a vid with bulge sightings, we need pics...
Hi Jandi - I am paying for my HUGE drinking session yesterday although searching for pics of Robs Bulge is proving a good distraction.......
Yes Ladies we all do hope that Rob never reads this blog.... if he does I hope he has a good sense of humor......
Cindeeloo, you start your research and tell me if you find something...today we can not use 'eagle eye Tempt' because she has a hangover
Maybe she can do it in other day
Tempt - looking back at your posts - I did a Crotch watch last night! LOL
Especially on Rob Pattinson Source who had over 900 pics from RM shooting on 30th June.
It's those button fly jeans I swear - he should only ever wear those!!!
OH Please don't give me this you shouldn't say things about people that you wouldn't say to their face lecture.......
If you were to produce Rob in front of any of us I am pretty sure we would be very happy to discuss our current debate with him, perhaps over coffee....
Orion - with the bulge and ass shots you should have enough material for that vid! ;-)) LOL
The secret Ladies from a Bulge detection expert
Go for HQ pictures......button fly's can be a little deceiving also, perhaps pics of him out on the town having a little too much to drink......now that's for the more serious bulge pics.......
orion ~ I just emailed you a pic from my preferred email address. The subject line is 'Robs bulge'. LOL
Hi JandR!!!
linda I received your pic...Good girl! another one for the collection
Oh and when I say preferred, I mean that is my "real" email. The other one is my public one. Oh whatever. LOL
ORION you are right I am not up to spotting today, everything is fuzzy........but I can offer my words of wisdom...........by the way Jandi I don't think Rob has an ass does he ????
Oh, yeeess!! we can put ass pics too!! Very good Jandr. But I only have 2 pics of his ass...
@ Orion...I'm searching :}
Kelly ~ I think Rob would be quite happy that we all believe he is well endowed. That is after all what all men want us women to think. He may blush at first but it's all good. In fact give me a couple of shots and I'll go up to him and tell him so!! LOL!!!
Hey when I said Rob was the complete package - y'all know that I meant more than just THAT part of him...lol
That man is beautiful inside and out and has the sweetest soul...I think it's because I respond to him on so many levels that this obsession is hard to shake! Not that I want to be rid of him!
Kelly I have now managed to watch your Smile Vid and it is beautiful! Thx!
I also want NIPPLES there are some great pics going around with ROBS Nipples......
WET NIPPLES preferably.......god this is a great hangover remedy....
Tempt: Wisdom is good we need it...It's true that Rob ass it's not his big asset but we can include some pics
It is so cold in Melbourne today something like this is good for a little "Internal Heating"....
ORION - OMG why dont you use some lines out of our fav FF - The Office.........how horny would that be...you will have to ask the author but I am sure she wouldn't mind.......Beautiful Bastard.....
No true Tempt - nothing there to grab onto!! But we still like to see the rear view - or at least I do!! Robward has more of an ass in Edward's trousers... the closer fitting the better I say!
Those baggy cargos in RM were crap!
But the black tee-shirt, button fly jeans day in NY - to die for...mmm... joy!
Jandi what's not too grab??? if we are talking nipples I was thinking of licking not grabing....heheheheh
Hey good nipple shots in Italy where he had that rip in his shirt...cop an eyeful of that! LOL
OK guys I need to go and have some cheese and onion chips and coke..........I shall return......
There's good nipple shots from the screen grabs of the NM trailer where he tells Felix and Demitri to go to hell.
with all that maybe we have enough material, but still we need more bulge pics...Cindeeloo's looking for more right now...and we can continue during the week...Tempt you can work on FF lines, you're good on that..
...or your own lines
Hi LR - whatever you sent Orion - can that come my way too? lol
Is it getting late for you over there?
I just got up about an hour ago - sleeping in on Sunday morning, no hubby - he left hours ago for a motorcycle ride, no son - he stayed at a friend's overnight.
Daughter and i on the same wavelength - stay in bed as long as you can... lol I love Sundays - and holidays...
Oh Tempt - sorry to rub it in - it is glorious weather here today - 26 degrees sun shining - well I am looking at it through my window anyway...lol should get out there for a walk. Robsessing with wine and choc has not been good for my waistline haha
The weather in Sydney is depressing, it's to windy...
Orion - at least the wind should blow that dust away!! Was it bad where you live??
Was bad everywhere, everything red, was awful.
ORION you are right we should not deviate too much from our original mission, which was "The Bulge", with Rob it is so easy to get distracted, I mean I think his Jaw is about the horniest thing on him and I don't need to tell you where I have imagined that in my Robdreams.......heeeehhhheeee......
Orion- that was not crap.. all I simply meant was... if you don't want someone to read something don't write it.. I write what I think and say what I believe so I have no problem with him showing up here.... not that I believe he would because he's too busy and in his free time I'm sure he has better things to do.
J&R Thanks.. glad you liked it :)
Kelly!! I didn't said a word, why are you taking on me?
KELLY Honey I think it is me that you want to tell off and not ORION although having said that she is a total BITCH and deserves it.....lol
Please don't be offended we do have a very relaxed attitude and very tacky sarcastic humor, which is not always suited to some people...
Whoops.. sorry.. my bad... it was temptation... my apologies orion..
No No I didn't mean to tell anyone off... (starting to sweat now jeesh....) I was just commenting, that's how I thought things went here.. just commenting not telling anyone off...
Jewels? Suz? TS? I miss the robkats.. they got me :/
Sorry for offending anyone.. will keep my comments ot myself
It's ok, Kelly. Hey Tempt! it's not ok for you!! you're calling me a bitch?? maybe I'll forgive you because your hangover...
Orion...not sure if you have these or not.
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_17VHNXow7TA/Se3dix2vK4I/AAAAAAAAGtU/WSxpOi_kZpo/s400/259.jpg
http://letterstorob.wordpress.com/2009/04/30/dumpster-diving-with-robert-pattinson/
still searching :}
Kelly - we are great friends here and hang shit on each other - Aussies do that when they like someone - oh and also when they don't haha!!
No honestly - one of the ways we show love for each other is to crap on them...I think Aussies and Americans have very different ideas about what constitutes humour sometimes LOL
Kelly it would take a lot more than your pussy little comments to offend us so take a chill pill and relax....please don't keep your comments to your self life would be so boring if we all thought the same...
Did I start something? (shit) :{
Sorry guys, I'll think before I type next time. Sorry Kelly if I offended.
Nope you didn't do anything Cindiloo.. it was me... no worries
Cindeeloo - the dumpster diving is a classic I love it, he looks like such a hobbo.....not sure about the bulge it almost looks like he has dust on his pants.......
Jandi well put I couldn't off said it better......ORION grow a pair, see me calling you a bitch was a sign off love and affection........according to Jandi..
NO ONE SAID ANYTHING WRONG
EVERYONE RELAX AND STOP STRESSING
By the way YOU ARE ALL BITCHES .....hheheheheh
Cindeeloo: the first pic said File not found and the second, he looks f..... hot, anyway I saved it and I'm going to check it...
OK, GOOD!!!!! Phewwww @ by the way loved your video's :}
Still searching Orion, did you have the ones I posted yet?
Hey all my favourite ppl still here? I dropped off to sleep doing research for this bloody govt tender and need to wake up...what better way than Robsessed! I'm catching up on the chat...Tempt's fantastic day and hangover...more crotch pics...a video?? I still have some more comments to catch up on...
Georgieeee!! glad to see you!! Listen we're all looking for Bulge pics, to make a video, so you can join us
Lovely Ladies - due to a total lack of energy from my duet with Jimmy last night I have to now take a nana nap and dribble on my pillow.......
You girls play nice and don't bitch about me when I have gone.......
I may return later.........
ok Tempt, have a good nap! means a Robulgenap....see you tonite
Yes Tempt - I remember the first time you called me a dirty bitch - I knew right then and there that you loved me....:-D
Linda nice pics!! I'm start thinking now, there are more pics of Rob's bulge, that I thought, lol....keep your good work girls
Hi JandR ~ Right now it's 1:22 AM and I'm still up! I slept in this morning so I'm not quite tired yet. So nice to have the house to just you girls huh? Love motorcycles, do you go riding with your hubby? What kind does he have? I just sent you and orion some pics of Rob. Can't seem to find a good nipple shot though. Damn!
Haha weird sleeping patterns - I just woke up and Tempt is going to have a nap: mid afternoon in the land of OzPattz.
I'll have a hunt on Youtube - I think there might already be a crotch (crutch - Oz) and ass (arse - Oz) vid somewhere out there...
Hi Georgie - sounds like nanna naps are the order of the day! I haven't long been out of bed! haha
shouldn't have had bacon and cheese croissants for brunch though...
need to de-tox my system I think...ugh
Kelly!!!
I am here for you girlfriend. And I don't care if anyone wants to hide their caustic remarks behind the lame excuse of being "Aussie".
I call fucking bullshit! I am originally from Toowoomba and we may have a few yucks at our friends expense but you don't have to get down right bitchy about it!
You gals need to back away from Kelly! She's an original from back in the day and deserves your respect!
ummm kelly. you have been around here waaaay too long to be thinking you have to keep your comments to yourself! speak your mind bb. we ♥ you!
i have no fucking clue wtf has happened around this joint...
Hi Georgie!!
orion ~ I'll keep searing as the days go by. Can this be my new job, searing for Rob's bulge?!?!
And all I want to say to all of you is that I love all you Bitches!!!!!! LOL!!!!!
Hi Kelly & Jewels (waves...from Brisbane)..yes I remember some fun times in the naughty room with the RK's a while ago - Friday night shenanigans...
Hi LR
I'll have to check my email - thx!!
Well where to start with the motorcycles...mmm
Hubby has a twenty by twenty shed and I think - that's right - don't know exactly but I think he has about a dozen motorcycles in there. We met through our fathers who were and still are involved in motorcycling sport. Andrew is out today on his Black Yamaha TRX 850 road bike if you want to google it you can see what it looks like. He loves it! Apart from that he has another older road bike for riding to work - a Suzuki, two competition Vintage Motocross bikes, a few competition Trials bikes (for observed section trials riding - big in Europe) and another couple that are there for re-builds!!!
Bikes are in both families blood - so hard to get away from. I can ride but don't have my road licence...but he keeps saying one day I will have to get it and he is already looking for a road bike for me.
Mmmmm - I have been too busy raising kids, working and studying and following my own interests until now to get in on the bike thing.
He has his own friends he goes out riding with and is off on the adventure of a lifetime shortly riding from Adelaide to Phillip Island in Victoria for the M/C Grand Prix - he can't wait.
OK now that I have bored everyone silly with this stuff...I'd better get back to Robsessing..
sorry LR - you asked - and I'm never one for a short answer LOL
Is that horses I hear galloping in?.. I believe the cavalry has arrived.... now all we need are the keys to the naughty room, Rob and Tomstu ... my protective eye gear of course ...and life will be perfect :)
Hey Georgie!
Good to see ya Mate!
There will still be good times in the naughty room...we're just waiting for KStew to let him go.... LOL!!!!
whoa Jewels, I think it was all a misunderstanding. Chill woman!!
((Hugs)) to Jewels and TS .. I've been away but it's good to be home :)
Hey, Jewels! calm down nobody say anything bad, why you don't read all the comments. I see Kelly all the time and I respect her comments like everyone else...and like everyone else, here is free to make comments. Kelly, I didn't say anything bad to you, and I don't think any of us did...
Now Kelly...you know TomStu is mine right? Must I constantly remind you of that?
I did read all the comments and I found them to be rude.
Sorry. Rob fans shouldn't roll like that.
We come here to appreciate the Pretty....not to tear other people down.
JandR ~ Very Cool!!!!! I had my motorcycle license for a couple of years but didn't ride much. After having it for a few weeks I kind of fell and got scrapped up a little. Nothing too bad and it wasn't an accident, just a stupid mistake since I'm not used to shifting gears. Anyways, I decided I liked being the passenger instead of the rider. Though I do envy all the women who ride. You should ride. How exhilarating it is! I'm a Harley Davidson gal myself!!
Jewels.. Of course I know he's yours... come now.. I mean.. I'm all about my robsession... and he's my target.. Tomstu.. you know how he gets.. that's why I wear the pretective eye gear.. I don;t want my eyes scratched out :).. of course if Kristen doesn't let Rob out of the room soon... Tomstu may need to find bobby, sam and marcus... you know to even things out :)
I have to go...Girls see you tonite...Linda beauty pic you sent me...bye
is that Jewels of the amazing fanfic???
Hey we weren't dumping on Kelly - we are all old mates here!
We also love when the Robkats are out in full force - you gals are so hilarious when ya get going!
Where has everyone been lately??
Miss ya Suz - please come back...
but one thing - I will never have to 'hide behind' being an Aussie...just saying. no lame excuses here...if you are an Aussie you know all about hanging shit on yer mates...
did someone say keys to the naughty room? where's mistress ellie???
(((hugs))) to you too kelly!
i'm in total emobitch mode... so i'm just wondering, who's blog is this???
"The pen is mightier than the sword." With that said, not all comments sound the same when written as opposed to when they are spoken.
Hey JandR.... thanks for being so nice. I appreciate it! And yes...I am the same fan fic author.
Linda Rose...too right! Things can get taken out of context in an email, text or whatevs....
Ladies...lets just have a group hug and all agree to lust over Robert Fucking Pattinson...Okay?
We didn't Jewels. And I think Kelly knows that... and of course we are here to share something that we love, and to talk about it, to discuss about it, but we respect each other, and specially because we share this love or obsession, what ever you want to call it, for this man...so chill out girl, coz weren't insults or anything just a different view...that's all
and now I have to go...see you tonite
Agreed Linda Rose....
Sounds good Jewels
Good night orion! Catch you in the AM, my time.
Jewels ~ Hugs all around!
Oh hey jewels, so what FF have you written? I'm totally addicted to them.
okay......i can't handle this "chill out" business atm.
i'm out.
jules & kelly - ♥ you both
xoxo
See what Rob can do?
God that man is amazing!!!!
Love you Gals!!!!
At the end of the day it IS all about The Pretty and our love and respect for him even though His Hotness sometimes claims our raging hormones and makes us a bit crazy...but always our adoration for all things Rob - such is the nature of our collective Robsession.
TS.... ((HUGS)) <3 you big time!
lindarose: You're totally right. Comments sound not the same when written...
Ok girls Love ya...
Cya Orion...
Linda Rose...
"Two Stepping" is my big one right now!
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4979037/1/Two_Stepping
It was just rec'd out 2 weeks ago on the Fornication Station blogspot as the fan fic pic of the week.
Plus I also have a one shot for the Tattward/Inkella contest that got rec'd out on Perv's Pack Smut Shack blog spot on One shot Wednsday!
I have a dirty mind and I know how to use it! LOL!!!
Ladies...I am fading quickly. I have to teach Sunday School in about 8 hours.... I need some sleep.
"Ain't no rest for the wicked"...but I'm sure as shit gonna try!!! LOL!
Quit laughing ya'll! SRSLY! I really do teach Sunday School!
Muuuah! Hugs! Jules
Ah yes Two Stepping, the one with the "sassy" Bella that I imagine as Rachel L, that I've mentioned to a few of you before. You've left us with a cliffhanger Jewels!
I'm heading off as well.. need to check my eyelids for holes..
Rob.. you are worth fighting over.. and for!
Jewels ~ I just bookmarked you! I'm reading The Dom and His Personal Assistant right now. The Office is my all time fav. Love the dirty mind!! LOL!!!
Haha I taught Sunday School for a little while years ago. G'nite Jewels.
JandR speaking of motorcycles, there are a group of mature-age men (late 50's early 60's) that are doing a Road Hogs trip from Brisbane to Albany; I heard an interview on the radio a couple of weeks ago as they were preparing to leave.
'Night Jewels!
Hey LindaRose, I found the Dom/Sub CHECKLIST on TaraSue's blog and read it yesterday. Have you seen it?
G'nite Kelly, sweet Robdreams.
No Georgie. I've been on her blog but I'm trying not to read too much because I'm not that far with TD and I don't want to know anything in advance. Even though I know how it ends. What's it about?
I know what unicorns are now that I've read WA, but olive juice has me stumped.
Oh yeah, best to wait until you finish reading The Dom and then read the checklist of do's and don'ts, and before you start The Training.
The checklist is just a questionnaire of what a prospective dom and sub fill out when they "apply" to serve someone - as to what their likes, dislikes and limits are and they can choose from: hard limit, soft limit, willing to try, like it a lot, etc. A bit of an eye-opener, I don't know what some things mean LOL!
olive juice? wth?
Hi Georgie - well that was ...interesting...
Sunday school - still laughing...
Not into Harleys sorry girls - hubby doesn't like them although I am intrigued with their cult status in US especially.
They can be really difficult to corner well on and easy to fall off - is that what happened to you LR??
Anyway hubby is into both vintage British bikes (he is English lol) and newer Japanese road bikes. Also has Jap competition m/cycles.
I am not one for sitting on the back either...rather be the one in control of what is happening lol
A friend of mine was learning to ride and bought a bike and was going to get her licence but she broke up with her guy who was into bikes big time and now has a spare motorcycle on her hands and prob no desire to get the licence. Poor love - may have to buy it off her...
olive juice - I love youse
*raises eyebrow* Hmm, I'd like to check out that checklist and see how knowledgeable I am! LOL!!
Yeah, it could be a US thing with the Harley's. Personally don't like the Japanese bikes or crotch rockets and they are called but I understand that they are fast. I also love the custom bikes. Discovery channel used to have a show called Biker Build-off which I loved watching. Billy Lane, very hot, based in FL!!
oops, meant to say "as they are called"
LR: the RK's usually wish each other unicorns and olive juice as a goodnight; I should've asked them while they were still on line, haha.
JandR, my "first love" had a Yamaha 650 with my name stencilled on the tank, and my parents forbade me to ride on the back so what did I do - I snuck on of course and he dropped me off round the corner. No I wasn't really a wild child. But I never learnt to ride coz my legs aren't long enough to reach the ground, but the only bike I could barely touch the ground with was a Harley. I haven't been near a bike in years. He eventually died having sustained brain damage from coming off his bike on a road trip nearly 20 years ago - this was only a few years ago so way after I was over him and had lost contact.
Thanks JandR, actually that's right you did mention that olive juice meaning before:)
funny about old lovers - my hubby had my name on the back window of his canary yellow Escort van - after you laughing yet? - haha
it was in those reflective letters - and he used to get annoyed when people called out my name as they drove past - thinking that I knew them. The letters didn't last long...
oh those were the days.
He also used to work for the railways and scratched my name into a railway footbridge near Fremantle (our port city - love that place)- wonder if it's still there?? LOL
Okay, I know what unicorns mean since I read WA, but I'm still stumped on the olive juice though my dirty mind can make my own assumptions!
So sorry to hear about your friend Georgie. My friends husband died in a motorcycle accident about 3 years ago. It was so sad, he was so young.
Aww you guys! Love that your BFs and hubby did that. I want one! LOL!!
It's real late here so I'm going to sign off. Until we meet again tomorrow my new mates! Good night and have a wonderful day!!
Cheers!
(hey georgie you like my aussie lingo, I'm learning from JandR. LOL)
g'nite LR - nice chatting - talk to you soon sweetie!!!!
Yeah we'll have to make you an honorary OzPattz Linda, LOL! G'nite, grab a chapter of FF before you go to sleep - what's left of the night for you - are you the same time as the blog? I always have to add 2 hours and switch the AM/PM to get our Eastern Aussie time.
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