God Put a Smile on Your Face ;)

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Ellie said...: Holy Shizzzzzsz...almost a year.; September 5, 2009 at 12:33 AM
Laura said...: Right, Kat! *sigh* Austin. Sweet fucking memories....; September 5, 2009 at 12:33 AM
Rose said...: Hi Sabrizzzz... I still fucking love you!; September 5, 2009 at 12:33 AM
Sabrizzle said...: Of course Suz!; September 5, 2009 at 12:33 AM
kimberlesk said...: HI ROSE!!!!

Good 2 see U!; September 5, 2009 at 12:33 AM
Rose said...: Shit... It coulda been, Kat...; September 5, 2009 at 12:34 AM
Anonymous said...: Cali ~ just tried to enlarge it again. Let's see how it looks.

All you other crazy chicks on here tonight, I can't keep up with your comments!! LOL!!!; September 5, 2009 at 12:34 AM
Laura said...: LMAO KAT!! THOSE TEETH CAN REALLY CAUSE SOME DAMAGE!; September 5, 2009 at 12:34 AM
Suz said...: lol Kat.. poor DIrTay; September 5, 2009 at 12:34 AM
Tenneil said...: Kim... its a good night for that fo sho... Hot damn he's fine!!!
Iam on benadryl...yours sounds much better tho...

Hey Rose...*waves*; September 5, 2009 at 12:34 AM
Ellie said...: Hiya, Rose!; September 5, 2009 at 12:34 AM
Kat said...: Ellie... he's asleep... I plan on changing that pretty soon...; September 5, 2009 at 12:34 AM
Anonymous said...: rose!

xoxo

how's the heart babe?; September 5, 2009 at 12:34 AM
Sabrizzle said...: Aww, I still fucking love you too Rose! More than I love your avatar!; September 5, 2009 at 12:34 AM
Rose said...: Kim, Laura, Ellie, Suz, TS, Kat (again) Hi my fav bitches in the world!; September 5, 2009 at 12:34 AM
kimberlesk said...: TS -- OMF that would be the ULTIMATE FUCKATION!!

BTW, my FUCKATION continued tonight ...; September 5, 2009 at 12:34 AM
Suz said...: yea sabrizzle..

I'll get right on the Peen Project; September 5, 2009 at 12:35 AM
Rose said...: Please... I can't talk about those fucking bullshit picture... Please. Have mercy.; September 5, 2009 at 12:35 AM
Laura said...: Sweet Rose!! xoxo!

ok, confession time. I have NEVER told y'all this, but in honor of the anniversary, I will...

One night, I was SO into talking to you girls on the blog, I forgot that I was running a bath, and I fucking flooded my bathroom and two of my bedrooms!!! I was mopping up water for 2 hours!! LOL; September 5, 2009 at 12:35 AM
Ellie said...: LindaRose, we used to be on all the time, together...we're getting back on track.; September 5, 2009 at 12:35 AM
Anonymous said...: what. the. fuck.

my comments are taking forever to post!

i think the rks overloaded the blog!; September 5, 2009 at 12:35 AM
Kat said...: Rose... we're gonna makae you discuss them... let's hear your thoughts?; September 5, 2009 at 12:36 AM
kimberlesk said...: LOL LindaRose said

just tried to enlarge it again.

YEAH BABY!!; September 5, 2009 at 12:36 AM
Sabrizzle said...: I'll start making sure we have all of the things we need for bath time. I'm still towel girl!; September 5, 2009 at 12:36 AM
Laura said...: Yeah, Kim! Congrats on your FUCKATION!; September 5, 2009 at 12:36 AM
Ellie said...: Ah, Laura...that's our girl!; September 5, 2009 at 12:36 AM
Kat said...: Laura... LMFAO... that is HILARIOUS...; September 5, 2009 at 12:37 AM
Suz said...: OMG LAURA!

That is all kinds of fucked up!
(I love it)

I burned countless dinners during Cannes Week!

and once forgot an important meeting!; September 5, 2009 at 12:37 AM
Anonymous said...: kim: i'm still so fucking jealous of you and your two fucking week fuckation!!!

lmfao laura! i have tears for that one...; September 5, 2009 at 12:37 AM
Sabrizzle said...: ROFLMFAO Laura! That's fucking priceless!; September 5, 2009 at 12:37 AM
Anonymous said...: @Ellie ~ Ah, Rob's bringing the love back to you gals!! :); September 5, 2009 at 12:37 AM
kimberlesk said...: LMAO Laura!!

I know we all have stories like that. I've burned many a dinner during those days!! Now I burn dinner while reading smutty FF!; September 5, 2009 at 12:37 AM
Rose said...: Bwahahahaha Laura. You always manage to make me laugh!; September 5, 2009 at 12:38 AM
Tenneil said...: Laura...LOL I can relate...; September 5, 2009 at 12:38 AM
Suz said...: Well, if we are confessing...

One time... at band camp; September 5, 2009 at 12:38 AM
Anonymous said...: kimberlest ~ LOL!!!!; September 5, 2009 at 12:38 AM
Sabrizzle said...: LOL Suz!; September 5, 2009 at 12:39 AM
Ellie said...: LMAO~~~Remember when I kept burning those fucking cookies at Christmastime, and I was baking for hours???

ALL YOUR FAULT!!!!!!!!!!!; September 5, 2009 at 12:39 AM
Kat said...: Suz.... nooooooooooooooooooooooooo.; September 5, 2009 at 12:39 AM
Tenneil said...: LMAO...SUZ....bbbbwwwaaaahhh; September 5, 2009 at 12:39 AM
kimberlesk said...: TS -- I had a fuckathon this afternoon, it was awesome!!

After power-washing, of course, why take a shower right away, might as well get more sweaty, right?; September 5, 2009 at 12:39 AM
Sabrizzle said...: Bwahahaha, I totally remember that Ellie! You were ALWAYS baking cookies!; September 5, 2009 at 12:39 AM
Rose said...: Not me... Ive never done anything remotely strange or weird while obsessing over a 23 year old british actor... professing my undying love for him...; September 5, 2009 at 12:39 AM
Suz said...: lol@ Ellie..

and Kat.. What..

that was the time I was at band camp with rob and I stuck his flute...; September 5, 2009 at 12:40 AM
Anonymous said...: kimberlest?

i like kimberLUST.

i burn every fucking thing now...; September 5, 2009 at 12:40 AM
kimberlesk said...: Ellie, was THAT why you were making so many cookies??

LMAO; September 5, 2009 at 12:40 AM
Kat said...: I hate to leave so soon... but I have a busy day tomorrow and I'm knackered... plus I feel the need to play with my peter for a while ;-)

OLIVE JUICE my saucy RK's.....

Kat xoxoxo; September 5, 2009 at 12:41 AM
Laura said...: Kat and I totally have a confession. We fucked Rob in Austin. Yep. Cat's outta the bag now. LOL!; September 5, 2009 at 12:41 AM
Rose said...: Not me... Ive never done anything remotely strange or weird while obsessing over a 23 year old british actor... professing my undying love for him...; September 5, 2009 at 12:41 AM
Ellie said...: Suz, are you sure it wasn't a trumpet?; September 5, 2009 at 12:41 AM
Tenneil said...: Mommy's doing some work on the computer.. you cant have it right now... sorry...lol; September 5, 2009 at 12:41 AM
Anonymous said...: kimberlest?

i like kimberLUST.

i burn every fucking thing now...; September 5, 2009 at 12:41 AM
Sabrizzle said...: Goodnight Kat, have fun! ;); September 5, 2009 at 12:41 AM
Rose said...: Night Beloved Fucking Bullshit Kat; September 5, 2009 at 12:41 AM
Ellie said...: Suz, are you sure it wasn't a trumpet?; September 5, 2009 at 12:42 AM
kimberlesk said...: Ellie, was THAT why you were making so many cookies?

LMAO; September 5, 2009 at 12:42 AM
Tenneil said...: night Kat...mmmuuaahhh!!! aaaaa have fun!!!; September 5, 2009 at 12:42 AM
Laura said...: This comment has been removed by the author.; September 5, 2009 at 12:42 AM
Anonymous said...: night kat!

have fun playing with your peter ;)

xoxo; September 5, 2009 at 12:42 AM
Suz said...: Ellie, actually more like an ALTO SEX

I mean SAX; September 5, 2009 at 12:43 AM
Sabrizzle said...: And you've been holding out on telling us about the peen?! Bitches...; September 5, 2009 at 12:43 AM
Rose said...: Night My Lovely Kat...

And this fucking bullshit computer is pissing me off...; September 5, 2009 at 12:44 AM
Anonymous said...: night kat!

have fun playing with your peter ;)

xoxo; September 5, 2009 at 12:44 AM
Laura said...: This comment has been removed by the author.; September 5, 2009 at 12:44 AM
kimberlesk said...: Nite Kat, kiss your Peter for me!!

TS -- it's Kimberlesk, as in

Kimburlesque, but that was too many characters for aol, back in the day. It's an old HS nickname and no, I'm not telling how I got it!!; September 5, 2009 at 12:44 AM
Ellie said...: Olive juice, Kat! Have fun with your own personal Peter... xo

Are you smiling, yet?; September 5, 2009 at 12:44 AM
Tenneil said...: WTF is wrong with my computer tonight... Rob pure sex is burning it up....; September 5, 2009 at 12:45 AM
Laura said...: This comment has been removed by the author.; September 5, 2009 at 12:45 AM
...wowie! said...: oh oh oh oh oh...um. ::wiping drool::

I can't think. Are these pics foreal? So this is the photoshoot with my fave pic of him.

HOT DAYUM this man is the epitome of fine...heaven sent...man of my dreams...

Geez louise, how am I supposed to go to bed now. GAWD DAYUM!; September 5, 2009 at 12:45 AM
Ellie said...: Olive juice, Kat! Have fun with your own personal Peter... xo

Are you smiling, yet?; September 5, 2009 at 12:45 AM
Suz said...: Night Kat.

olive juice

and Happy Petering!; September 5, 2009 at 12:46 AM
Laura said...: Dude! The blog is fucking up!! it posted my comment multiple times!! GAH!!!; September 5, 2009 at 12:46 AM
Rose said...: Well, its twice now that I've tried to say good night to Kat... and this motherbitch isn't letting me...; September 5, 2009 at 12:46 AM
Tenneil said...: Hello wowie!!!!; September 5, 2009 at 12:46 AM
Ellie said...: Laura, you keep posting the same thing...

Trying to make us jealous???

Yeah, we are...; September 5, 2009 at 12:47 AM
kimberlesk said...: FUCKING GOOGLE/BLOGGER IS FAIL TONIGHT, first time I decide to comment in months ... FML; September 5, 2009 at 12:47 AM
Rose said...: this is the 4th time Ive tried to say goodnight to Kat.

Motherbitching son of a bitch computer.; September 5, 2009 at 12:48 AM
Tenneil said...: Laura you said multiple...nice...; September 5, 2009 at 12:48 AM
Suz said...: Night Kat.

olive juice

and Happy Petering!; September 5, 2009 at 12:48 AM
Jewels64 said...: Ladies...sorry I'm not joining in...but FanFiction.net is treating me like a red headed step child...

It's not letting me drop my latest update....

GRRRRR...Good nite all! I have to work on this...; September 5, 2009 at 12:49 AM
Laura said...: No, i'm not ellie! really! haha!! The blog is fucking up!! FML!!

I think I may head out then! Goodnight all!! Sweet Rob in low slung sweatpants dreams to you!

xoxo; September 5, 2009 at 12:49 AM
Ellie said...: Shit, I keep getting multiples, too.

And this is a bad thing?

lol; September 5, 2009 at 12:49 AM
Tenneil said...: Everyone is repeating themselves...the benadryl must be kicking in...LOL wtf; September 5, 2009 at 12:49 AM
Sabrizzle said...: Goodnight Jules and Laura! Muahhhh!; September 5, 2009 at 12:50 AM
Rose said...: gah. so my comments are working. And now i look like a total idiot.
Awesome.

I love you all... I hope you know this.. but I'm in no fucking mood for this bullshit.

Goodnight my sweets.

Bye for now; September 5, 2009 at 12:50 AM
kimberlesk said...: I'm out too, later m'ladies!

My Sir Kevin is moaning in his sleep, sounds like I got sexy times ahead!!; September 5, 2009 at 12:50 AM
Tenneil said...: NIGHT Jules... good luck...Laura... sweet dreams bb!!; September 5, 2009 at 12:50 AM
Anonymous said...: kim: i gotcha... i was just chuckling because she accidentally typed kimberlest.

i can only imagine how you got that nickaname...........

yeah blogger is cockblocking my comments... GAY; September 5, 2009 at 12:51 AM
Sabrizzle said...: Goodnight Rose and Kim! xoxoxoxoxoxo; September 5, 2009 at 12:51 AM
Blackie said...: This comment has been removed by the author.; September 5, 2009 at 12:51 AM
Blackie said...: Hello everybody!!! I know, I don´t post too often, I get distracted by the pics...
The sideburns, oh, the sideburns!!!
Start nuzzling the forehead, then the temple, after the sideburn, later the stubble, going on the throat, to the side on the shoulder, and....
LOL!!!
I could not help remembering Buzz Lightyear screaming "To infinit and beyond!!!" (in english I don´t know how it was exactly, so I paraphrased, but I am sure you ALL get the idea).; September 5, 2009 at 12:51 AM
Ellie said...: Aw, hell, I might as well go, too. The multiples are wearing me out... LOL

Night, loves!
xo; September 5, 2009 at 12:51 AM
Anonymous said...: peace girls... i can't hang with THIS kind of multiples.

night!

xoxox; September 5, 2009 at 12:52 AM
Tenneil said...: FML... ladies I cant do this anymore... It was good to see you all.... Sweet Robbie dreams to you all... MMaaaauuuhh!!!; September 5, 2009 at 12:52 AM
Blackie said...: He looks TOO vulnerable on the ones he is lying on the floor...pretending to be the lamb rather than the lyon.; September 5, 2009 at 12:52 AM
Sabrizzle said...: Goodnight Madame Ellie, TS, and Tenneil! Fucking muahhhhhh!; September 5, 2009 at 12:53 AM
MiCh said...: Blogger keeps clit-blocking me! (copyright Filiz); September 5, 2009 at 1:02 AM
MiCh said...: This comment has been removed by the author.; September 5, 2009 at 1:03 AM
Sabrizzle said...: LOL Mich, I think everyone got frustrated and retired to the gspot.; September 5, 2009 at 1:07 AM
annabella said...: KRISTINE STUART: YOU ARE BLOODY LUCKY!!!!!.OMG! YOU ARE ACTUALLY THE ONLY ONE WHO IS MAKING LOVE EVERY F>>>>>DAY WITH HIM!!!!!; September 5, 2009 at 1:10 AM
MiCh said...: Kristine Stuart? BWAHAHAAAAA..

Sabrizzzzz.. see ya at the gspot ;); September 5, 2009 at 1:15 AM
Anonymous said...: OMFG!!!PANTY MELTER..I'm a Robsessed Beowtch; September 5, 2009 at 1:18 AM
kespax said...: God helps us, help !

These need health, warnings, take your heart medication and a valium before proceeding, any sort of breathing problems have your inhaler handy etc.

Do they keep these from us for fear of computers blowing up and heads exploding?

Was he sent by god or the devil, will he use his powers for good or evil?

I swear if those laser eyes ever beamed on me in person I would obey his any command including jumping off a cliff like a lemming.

(Oh and look at those arms, when you can drag yourself away from the lethal eyes - quite the guns going on here); September 5, 2009 at 1:58 AM
Unknown said...: OH. MY. ROB.

i forgot how to breathe. i'm hyperventilating. he's so beautiful, i WANT hiim....

trying to breathe; September 5, 2009 at 2:09 AM
SugarM said...: Oh My Grrrrrr! everything about these pictures is just killing me! Seriously.... the scruff, the hair, the eyes, can he be anymore gorgeous.; September 5, 2009 at 2:13 AM
TwiCarol said...: So much hotness in one place! I just had to throw it all into a quick vid - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zL1fp6M1DB0
That man is sex personified!; September 5, 2009 at 2:36 AM
Anonymous said...: Ohh......
My....
Goaahhhhddd.....

*O*

YEAAAHHHHSSS!!!!

*thud!*; September 5, 2009 at 3:04 AM
Anonymous said...: Hey, put an
NSFW warning!!; September 5, 2009 at 3:06 AM
Anonymous said...: *thud*; September 5, 2009 at 3:07 AM
twilightmami2008 said...: He is so hot!!Team Robert!!<3<3<3<3; September 5, 2009 at 3:09 AM
Anonymous said...: HOLY SHIT!!!! I've never, ever seen these photos before. Surely the camera must have spontaneously combusted after this shoot- dear God- gah!!!!!; September 5, 2009 at 3:16 AM
Amanda Gómez said...: I LOVE HIS EYES AND THE WAY HE SMILE..THE HAIR WELL YOU NOW.. SO SEXY..BUT IN SOME PICTURE HE LOOK A LITTLE BIT MMM GAY.. MMM; September 5, 2009 at 3:35 AM
mup said...: You can kind of see, that the photographers always tell him, "do the sexy look", "do the dazzle look". I don't know, I just like him best, when he is smiling! Looks more like him...I guess...well I don't know him personally...; September 5, 2009 at 4:14 AM
angiendfan said...: dear lord people are you trying to give me a heart attack? gotta quit typing to wipe some drool!!; September 5, 2009 at 4:27 AM
isabel said...: my first reaction...omg...OMG...nervous laughter then complete silence, sh!t eating grin and now numb with head rush....why am I so obsessed??? must stop reading fan fiction while looking at pictures...just read tropic of virgo...ome...want twilight stuff over want rob to get on with it...want remember me and unbound captives and BEL AMI with all the glorious SEX scenes....oh rob "sigh" i adore you; September 5, 2009 at 4:31 AM
Cindeeloo said...: AAAAAGGGGHHHH....these pics have been up for a couple hours now and I CANNOT STOP myself from comming back to them.

Back to reading WA. 4 chapters to go. It's consuming me.

GAH!!!!!; September 5, 2009 at 4:37 AM
Babs said...: He's pure sex. Oh my gawd those eyes, eyefuck eyes... Love the picture with the pants almost dropping, I wanna yank them all the way down :); September 5, 2009 at 5:51 AM
rpattzdude said...: OMFE!!!; September 5, 2009 at 6:28 AM
Georgie said...: HOLY HELL! These pics have been up 24 hours and I hadn't seen them?! Our cable was down all day and I only got on line tonight but have since scrolled through these about 10 times. I think the previous 522 comments have said it all!
Thanks for thinking of us earlier Mya - you're dead right!
I'm hyperventilating - now excuse me while I grab a paperbag.; September 5, 2009 at 6:54 AM
Musk said...: Oh my effing G.O.D!!!!; September 5, 2009 at 7:20 AM
Anonymous said...: This man is the death of me!
I swear!
He definitely have "eye sex" with the camera!
Please untagged!
Rob is so hot! don`t know what do say .... need some new pantie now ...; September 5, 2009 at 7:23 AM
JandR said...: Georgie - we are all on msn - have you downloaded it yet??
Orion Jac and I all found these Robs pics this morning. I tuned in to catch the Robkats - but OMFG - I nearly self combusted on the spot!!!; September 5, 2009 at 7:28 AM
orion said...: Hi Tempt! are you here ?; September 5, 2009 at 7:42 AM
orion said...: Hi Georgie! so what do u think about this pics? He's gorgeous, beautiful, hot, sexy...OOpps! I'm drooling again; September 5, 2009 at 7:44 AM
Jacqui said...: Hey Georgie...You need to take action to recoup costs from your internet provider...it is not acceptable that on a day like today you had no access....; September 5, 2009 at 7:54 AM
Unknown said...: I am hyperventalating!!!! I cannot get my breath back!!! I have been sitting here for 20 minutes trying to breathe----to no avail!!! HELP ME!!!; September 5, 2009 at 8:19 AM
Anonymous said...: when we ask for Rob photo's in a time of drought we get an avalanche:D i'm confused swoon or thud?lolz; September 5, 2009 at 8:32 AM
Haystackhair said...: OMFG! I am away for one day and come back to have my ovaries spontaneously combust from the very first picture! Triple hot damn is an understatement Goz!! Thankyou Lord, I now have a clear picture of his face before, during and after my f*ckfest with him. That man is pure sex. T...H....U...D.; September 5, 2009 at 8:37 AM
Anonymous said...: Haha ... in some of them he looks like he is having an epiphany.
Just like must look (and feel) when I´m looking at those gorgeous pics of him. *sigh*

He is a little god, isn´t he?; September 5, 2009 at 8:41 AM
orion said...: Maja: he's a God alright, lol; September 5, 2009 at 8:44 AM
Ripley said...: Thank goodness my friends have internet at their cabin in the mountains. I had a few minutes and this is the first thing I came to. We're in hot f***ing god's country and There is Rob from one of his most beautiful photo shoots. Yeah...it was a good night. I want to know who dressed him for the shoot and if got to pull his pants down.; September 5, 2009 at 9:03 AM
Treasure_7 said...: THUDD!!; September 5, 2009 at 9:49 AM
Agnes said...: Hazardous to health. Recommended dose would be 1 pic / day at most... I'm unofficially dead.; September 5, 2009 at 10:02 AM
Agnes said...: This comment has been removed by the author.; September 5, 2009 at 10:02 AM
Jennifer said...: must have untagged HQ now....please....dying...; September 5, 2009 at 11:55 AM
Federico Zarco said...: RRRRRRoooooooooooooooooobrt!!!!
your pantttssss are falling downn!!!
you can't go walking by the street like that!!! use your brain!!!!
federicozarco.blogspot.com; September 5, 2009 at 12:05 PM
EllaLove said...: My mouth just started uncontrolably watering - GULP.; September 5, 2009 at 12:25 PM
hot4pattz said...: i guess i do not understand the people who are saying he looks gay in some of thepics. omfg he is a GOD and could never seem to even look gay. I am not trying yo critisize your statement but why are you here. These are some of the most sensual and beautiful pics i have seen. he is just one beautiful boy!; September 5, 2009 at 8:53 PM
peeling a fig said...: Removed???? Just read somewhere they weren't supposed to be released and were therefore illegal. Is that the scoop? WHY OH WHY didn't I right click and save...; September 6, 2009 at 3:32 AM
hemiola said...: Does anyone know where those of us who missed out can see these?; September 6, 2009 at 3:51 AM
JandR said...: Hemiola - Robert Pattinson Australia also had them up...; September 6, 2009 at 4:22 AM
JandR said...: hemiola - you can still see some of them on Robsessed's twitters; September 6, 2009 at 5:07 AM
rpattzdude said...: why why?; September 6, 2009 at 6:28 AM
mya bluesky said...: what happened with the pict????
it's gone..why???
thank God i've saved all of the tagged picts on my laptop.; September 6, 2009 at 7:20 AM
mya bluesky said...: anyone who want to see the previous pict, just go to spunk-ransom, they still have it.
http://www.spunk-ransom.com/; September 6, 2009 at 7:24 AM
elena said...: Soooo handsome!
from Barcelona; September 6, 2009 at 11:08 AM