Robert Pattinson - Here, There and Everywhere

MTV Hollywood Crush writer/contributor Vanessa White Wolf is in Bora Bora. Is MTV hiring? I'll work for free if they'll send me to places like Bora Bora for "work". If you've never heard of Bora Bora check this out. I'm pretty sure that's what heaven looks like...

What were we talking about? *dreams of Bora Bora*...

Oh yeah, here is what Wolf reports:

We hopped on a small boat to be whisked away to the tiny town of Vaitape. We were dropped off in the main marketplace, which was actually only a little strip of about four different shops.

The first image we're greeted with? Robert Pattinson. More specifically, Robert Pattinson's beautiful, pensive face from a "Twilight" poster plastered in a store window.

Anyway, in store number two, we browsed the aisles of flowered pareos and Tahitian vanilla. Suddenly, we came upon upon Robert Pattinson's dreamy visage. Actually, a ton of Robert Pattinson's :



Gozde: Here is my suggestion to Rob. I went to a Turkish Island last week, it's called Gokceada (older name in Turkish: İmroz; Greek: Ίμβρος – Imvros), and here is the magazine rack there:



So unless you bring Kristen,Taylor or some pregnant woman with you, you'll be fine & free there :)

This is the view from a village on the island:


And that surfer could be you while I swim in the back :)



Just think about it ;)

P.S.: Please do not post a comment in the lines of "Why wouldn't he bring Kristen?". Look at the magazine rack and use your brain on why I wrote that :) No drama please...