Robert Pattinson in Australian TV Week

As this week's "When bad photoshop happens to good people" we bring you the Australian TV Week's New Moon Robward Cullenson poster sporting the Paris Premiere hair, a weirdly proportioned body/head and a flipped Cullen wrist band :)
Why do people mess with perfection?


The interview is an old one, most of you will remember it.




Thanks to Orion for the scans :))

32 comments:

Rhonda said...

you have got to be KIDDING me? Why would they do this? The original photos were simply gorgeous. This is a travesty!

DesiEnM said...

Ok...Talk about a HORRIBLE manip...and...avadakadabra...Australian TV week gets the first prize! but DAMN i don't know how many times i've seen that R/K picture and i still can't get over how gorgeous they both look...SIGH..

Unknown said...

WTF?!!

rpattz-turn-me-on said...

LMAO 'when bad photo shop happen to good people' that is funny

Tessa said...

I saw this on a fansite the other day, so i cracked up laughing when I bought this magazine and saw it in there. Australian magazines are always like that, they just put fan manips as posters. This one is just terrible though.

Noe said...

yeah that's horrible work. they need to up the anti with that one.

yet on to other things. i have never seen this picture before. i know it's old due to kris' long hair but it's pretty cute. i'm a kstew supporter so if it's not your medicine i advise you not to look. alright.

http://www.kris-stewart.org/gallery/displayimage.php?pid=26413&fullsize=1

Gozde said...

Noe: that's (
http://www.kris-stewart.org/gallery/displayimage.php?pid=26413&fullsize=1 ) a phtoshopped picture :) If Kstew and Rob was caught like that it would be on every website and magazine in a heart beat :))

Noe said...

i figured it was to good to be true and was i was originally gonna comment on how the australian tv guide should take a hint on the proper use of photoshop... yet the inner romantic in my hoped other wise.

thanks for clearing it up gozde :)

Noe said...

*in my head

simplyepic said...
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simplyepic said...

Maybe I won't buy TV Week then. *le sigh*
Seriously, these magazines and their (bad) use of photoshop are making me ashamed to be Australian.

orion said...

@Gozde It's a very good photoshop, I saw it months ago. No like the one I sent you of the TV week...like you said why they mess with perfection?

JandR said...

Hi Orion - hey good work on the scans. Did you end up getting the Dolly mag? Some nice pics and quizzes and stuff in there. I wonder whether any of it is new and worth scanning too?

Jacqui said...

It's times like these I'm embarassed that this shit ends up on our shelves. I thought...just for a momment ....that maybe we were a bit better than this in Australia.
I think it looks horrid but maybe thats because to me it is so clearly photoshopped....what would possess someone in there right mind to publish this? Surely if I know it's photoshopped they do...but they still publish it????

SuzyB said...

This really bad manip was first seen on those cigarette lighters and cigarette cases from Malaysia through ebay. You know the ones!!!! How could the editor of a mag not realise what total garbage it is and what a total insult to our boy, Rob.

Haystackhair said...

I totally agree Rhonda!Why use a manip when the real thing is perfection???

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AnnaD said...

That is, by far, the creepiest thing I've seen in awhile. Ugh. I'm going to have nightmares now. That is just horrible.

Federico Zarco said...

he looks strange in the pic

Anonymous said...

Being a graphic designer, this manip pic is a travesty!!!

solas said...

I think they were trying to make him look vampirish--they cannot comprehend that it isn't really a scary vampire story but rather a love story where some vampire qualities complicate- or emphasize-difficult issues in love realities.

rpattzgirl survived Rob! said...

Bad...and the wrist band is on the wrong arm no less.

kchambers77 said...

and they still recycle that title interview with a vampire. it's starting to gnaw on that nerve on the back of my neck AAAAGH! kill kill kill kill kill

spellbound said...

Seriously, if it ain't broke....

Athena said...

Honestly!!!! I'm so glad I stayed away from that crap!

Is it even his body??? I don't think so: screw the six-pack, where's his lovely chest hair???

And Goz, you crack me up, as usual!

Temptation said...

He looks like an Allien, I told you guy's but you wouldn't believe me.....

Perhaps I will hang that up, it may cure me of my Rob addiction......

THAT IS ONE FREAKY PICTURE...

Musk said...

Honestly those aussie media folk have their heads permanantly up their AH's. Talk about an UGLY cover ever... Like all media they print what they want & alot of tweens actually believe this fakakta!
BTW I'm aussie so, no hating ok.

maha said...

Rob looks short in this picture and I think the one who photoshopped this picture is a beginner in photoshop or wants to make Rob looks like him everything is possible, he completely changed the picture.......... very very bad work.

Sarah said...

EWWWWW. I fucking hate manips. Even if they're good. Nothing's like the real thing, baby.

orion said...

Hi OzPattz! are u still around?. Freaky that pic isn't? that's way I sent it to Goz. I don't know where the Australian magz get this things from

orion said...

Hi, Tempt! I'm nearly finish the book, witch one is the next?

Anonymous said...

That is so horrid..that's a body of a hobbit for g*dsake! Yuck!! I'd sue if I were Rob..

 
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