Listen very, very closely. Hear that high-pitched noise? That's the reverberating sound of squealing Twilight fans. First came last week's release of the latest trailer for New Moon, the new movie installment of the bestselling teen vampire book series. Then, as if that weren't enough, stars Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson were caught canoodling at a Kings of Leon concert. Could it be that Kristen and Rob are a real-world Bella and Edward? That might cause too much happiness (and/or jealousy) for Twilight fans to bear.
In case you're a rare surviving specimen of the endangered species known as the "non-Twilight fan," here's a quick guide to the (supernaturally attractive) cast of New Moon. Trust us, if you stare at their pictures for long enough, you're bound to become another squealer. (Gozde: I believe the readers of this blog can attest to that :))
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Robert Pattinson (Edward Cullen): a.k.a. pure sex. Asking a girl if she thinks Robert Pattinson is hot is like asking if the pope's a Catholic. The brooding British hottie has been known to cause epidemics of teenage girls swooning in movie theaters ever since he took to the big screen as the tragic hero Cedric Diggory in Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince.
Taylor Lautner (Jacob Black): Poor Jacob Black. Bella's best guy friend (who also just happens tobe a werewolf ... go figure) has always had a thing for her, but she's too busy chasing after vampires to care. In New Moon, though, Jacob and Bella grow closer ... and, despite Edward's overwhelming hotness, you almost can't blame her. It must be tough playing second fiddle to Rob (Face of a God) Pattinson, but Lautner holds his own, with that sexy dark skin and buff upper body.(Gozde: Nah, not so much Taylor, sorry. Plus he is still illegal in most states :))
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24 comments:
Pure sex is right! Hot damn. And yeah, not so much Taylor. He's a cute kid. Rob is a god.
face of a god.....body of a god....HELL FUCKING YES!!
They got the wrong Harry Potter movie it was Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire.
@Wen yep and he was also in the Flashback scenes in the next one Order of the Phoenix.
LOL at the tags, sorry but Taycob is just a kid to me, he does NOT get me all flustered and just wanna do all the sheet dance horizontal, vertical, upside down or sideways or what have you with... Taycob is just a kid, Rob however, he does everything to me that Taycob does not. That is all ;-)
taylor is for the tweens us mature ladies have the real thing ROB
See...that's why I don't mind Taycob so much. There are a ton of younger girls out there that are PERFECT for Taylor and are too young to be lusting after Rob. I personally would rather look at Rob all day, but I'm 25. So there ya go.
well iam 34 years young lol and sometimes i feel guilty about lusting after rob with him being only 23 but he is over 18 soooooo if i get my hands on him and fuck his brains out no prison time for me lol....COUGARS RULE!
Jacob is cute....but Rob is just awesomly gorgeous and he is just clueless to it. All I know is he knows how to work the camera and knows what all of us fans like and I think that he really just tries to make us happy.....and he does!! Good job Rob!!
He is a god-I'm sorry, I know he's just a man...wait...no..he's not just a man-he is a god...
Pure Sex? Hell yea..
Oh, and he's also brilliant, witty & adorkable..
Haha, face of God. He is just as purty as they come, I agree with Justin TImberlake that God loved Robert Pattinson a hell of a lot more than the rest of us idiots.
And at the risk of having Chris Hanson and his Pedo-charging-to-catch-a-predator crew come knocking on my door, I think Taylor's gonna be a hot piece when he's legal enough to be. Thank God he has that baby face though for now to offset the freakishly perfect body.
Rosa - Your comment seriously cracked me up. I can't stop laughing at the 'to catch a predator' reference. "What are you doing here?"
It's true though. Taylor is easy on the eyes now and he is going to be HOT in a few years. Gorgeous smile, gorgeous bod. Anyway, I should probably stop thinking about that because I don't think I'd like jail very much.
Am I totally out of the loop? When did JT say that about Rob? Truer words have never been spoken. He's unbelievable.
JT said that on his twitter a few weeks ago....very true!
Even if Jake were 25 he holds nothing for me.
sorry, I meant Taylor..or Taycob
That's funny. It makes me laugh that all the celebrities are totally crushing on Rob too. My favorite was Ryan Reynolds when he said, "Robert Pattinson? In a word - dreamy." LOL
Hey, I'll take Rob over Taylor any day too (like I'd ever get the choice.)
ryan is a hottie too-can you imagine him & Rob in a movie together???
Pure sex. The face of a God.
I concur your honor.
As for other celebrities swooning over him? They know he's the 'new kid in town.' The suits know it too.
As I said earlier today, if he wants it, he could wind up the biggest star of his generation.
But he's gonna have to want it and I don't know that he does. Not even sure if he knows what he wants yet. But it's yours for the taking baby.
Just grab it. And hold on with everything you've got.
Nik
And I must say, Robward does NOT look 17 anymore.....
"Rob (Face of a God) Pattinson"
That is a pretty good description, to put it mildly! :D
@ sexyrpattz77 I'm so with you! I'm turning 38 next month (God, where did those 20 years go???), so yeah... I guess I qualify as a cougar...
It's Rob's fault though! Last time I saw him he looked like a young boy, gorgeous, but still a boy... then he snuck up on me with that manly jawline and I was knocked off my feet... not fair! not fair!!!
@ Nikola Six:
"But he's gonna have to want it and I don't know that he does. Not even sure if he knows what he wants yet. But it's yours for the taking baby."
Yep. I wouldn't blame him if he decided that the "side dish" that comes with the "main" is too much and chose to keep is profile low, though.
Rob's the bomb!!! Taylor who???
Jezz, I love his nose... don't you just love his nose?
Oh, and all the rest...
SMOOCHES
HOT
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I've always love and respect ur famous tag "Robert Pattinson is a GOD"he definitely is OMG!!i guess I have the right age to fall for rob??I'm 22 almost his age!!yeahh
haystack I agree yesterday I watched the last part of twilight with my cousin and robward looks way more young than NM he's changed so much
can u believe that here in Peru??there's more team TAYCOB fans than ROBWARD???now that's like a capital sin right???poor blind girls!!
Well im a 17 year old(almost 18 jeez) AND i personally love Rob wayyy more than Taylor!! dont get me wrong he has a good body BUT im all about Rob!! :] but i KNOW i'll never have a chance with rob, so whoever is having hot dirty sex with him is ONE LUCKY GAL, and i think i know who that chick is cough *kstew* cough. well then again it might not be her lol but whatever you guys get the point...
(face of a God)lol..so right!!! Rob IS the epitome of hotness!
& Yeah. Rob def. doesnt look 17 anymore!lol. I think thats the main difference between Rob and Taylor, Taylor still looks like a teen even with his extra 30lbs. Rob looks more like a man.
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