What a LOAD of Crap LMAO Edition

I'm not sure what Australian Famous Magazine is supposed to be but they should seriously consider becoming a comedy magazine. How do they sleep at night after spreading blatant lies?

*Please don't buy these magazines.*
*A puppy dies and a unicorn sheds a tear every time you pay a dime to these*

There is only 1 piece of truth in this story: The picture above IS from outside Seven Night Club in Los Angeles. The date is just a wee bit wrong though: it's from August 26th 2008!!! Magazine published:July 13th 2009