Earlier in the afternoon, Rob and his Stoli shirt getting ready for the afternoon ahead...
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The word is I have to carry a pink sleeping bag today.
Kristen might have worn something blue today.
Blue is for boys and pink is for girls ergo Kristen carrying blue might be considered a sign we are screwing, I should NOT carry the pink bag.
I'll explain it to them and I won't care if they think I'm crazy...
Ms. Set PA, pretend you are listening to Ruby. I can't carry a pink sleeping bag.
Take my word for it. It's better for the well being of everyone around.
No seriously, you might think it's not a big deal because you are a tough chick with tattoos on her legs but this sh*t is serious! I can't carry the pink bag!
I can't believe how insensitive that bitch is! She acted like I was crazy when I explained to her how the pink-blue situation would work out. She is all "tough" because of the ink on her legs!
I shall carry this pink bag and hate her for making me!
Maybe I can make them take away the pink bag if I pull my luscious hair out?
EVERYONE knows how important "The hair" is...
No seriously
All right, I'm stuck with the bag and I'm a professional.
I LOVE my pink bag :)
The pink bag is my life now
Close up of how happy I am:
I want to carry my pink sleeping bag EVERYWHERE from now on
But still, they'd better be paying me good for this sh*t
They do. And I do, I love my pink sleeping bag :)
390 comments:
«Oldest ‹Older 1 – 200 of 390 Newer› Newest»Goz, this may be your most classic commentary to date. I want to eat smiley, pink-sleeping-bag-carrying Rob up with a spoon.
OMG! Quite possibly the greatest captions I've read... Still gonna be laughing about it tomorrow.
The pink sleeping bag asides are really hilariously funny!XD
BEST POST EVER. And Rob carrying that bag causes spontaneous ovulation. MUST.BEAR.HIS.CHILDREN. Gaaaaah!
LMAO! The end, with him smiling and loving his pink sleeping bag is CLASSIC! Poor baby!
Isn't it pathetic that we all just swoon every time he throws us a smile? Oh Rob.
OMG! Are you still drunk? Because if you are Goz, you need to do that more often when commenting! That was hilarious.
That was fucking awesome! You need to crunk blog all the time its the bomb baby!!!
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOZZZZZZZZZZZZ
HAHAHAHAHA
you did very well w your pic commentary despite the fact you're a drunk ho right now
XXOO
very clever!
hilarious!
The pink sleeping bag is my life now...effing hilarious!
OMFG Goz, I *love* you... Your tags were f'ing hilarious!!! But I totally agree with the whole pink/blue thing lmao
Hahaha!! Hilarious. Love to be that pink sleeping bag rolled up in those arms right about now.
I had to try so hard not to just burst out laughing and having the people hanging out with me think I'm insane! Best commentary, ever!
lmfao-that was some funny bloggin'
I reckon we will see that sleeping bag again, I feel he has a fondness for steeling-er-borrowing film set clothes/stuff. Our Robward has fallen in love with that pink bag..I just know it.
Thanks Goz
_Corr
I am still laughing my ass off!! That was the funniest shit ever Goz...
I love these photos...
hahahah goz! this is great! and the smiling pic is soo cute! i am glad to see a smiling picture! and i just love the story! haha
Goz, LMAO. and we love you.
More vodka for Goz!!! I am howling my ass off laughing!!!
Rob better read this post.....
that was hilarious!!drunk comments are the best!!
Goz, you're on fire my dear, I am laughing my ass off over here... love ya BB
haha goz...best comments ever!! laughing hysterically.
xx
OMG Goz!!! Are you drinking as much as I am? Because that shiz is hilarious!
The commentary for these pictures is what dreams are made of.
This is one of the funniest freakin' posts I've ever read, Goz~~You are on fire, babe!! xo
I love the feather or whatever it is that's sticking out of the middle of the PINK sleeping bag...
Thank you Gözde !
I have been literally crying over it - now I can go to bed :)))))))))))
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
OMG I can't stop to laughing! Goz you're the best, I really, really love your posts, and yes, I'm going to miss RM too! LOL
so HILARIOUS!!
I want to drunk blog too! LOL
The picture under
But still, they'd better be paying me good for this sh*t
is perfect
Yes, more vodka for Goz! That was THE most funniest commentary you have ever given us! LMAO, my kids think I'm nuts cause I'm sitting here on the puter drinking beers (celebrating Friday for end of Rob's workweek,yeah, right)and laughing so hard they're ready to commit me to the looney bin.Do you think that Rob would visit me there?
Goz, I love you for all your pics and posts, and especially for your drunk posting.Keep 'em comin, girl!!!!!!
P.S.- what the f**k is that little white feather thingy hanging out of the sleeping bag?????Anyone??????
Hello Robsessors! Happy Friday night! What a way to start the weekend! Everyone give Goz our merry ringleader a standing "o"...(not that kind! I'm sure she's appreciate it though) for this hilarious post!
Hi Ellie BEAN!!!! Muuuuah! Glad to see you here my lovey!!!
Night Rob lovers-off to watch Little Ashes....again...
Hope Rob has a lovely, quiet, beer induced weekend..and look forward to seeing him a little while longer next week.
holy shit that commentary is FUNNY goz!
dear rob,
please show up at my door with a pink sleeping bag and a feather
jules and ellie!! :)
TS!!! Hey BB!!! Happy Rob DAY!!! Any day with RPattz is a happy Rob day!
HEY GOZDE,
HOW ARE YOU FEELING?
last week was a rough week for you, hope your taking it easy.
thanks for all the damn pictures, that are taking up so much space on my computer... :)
@ RPFD....Get a flash drive!!! It has saved my ass! And saved Rob's ass for that matter too! I already have three flash drives filled with his holy freaking hotness!
Jules, TS my sweets... how are we this fine Rob-filled day?
jules! for real....what will we do when our boy gets a break?
thank goodness we have five thousand rm pics to drool over!
What is up ladies!! Rob Look oh so yummy....his smile...swoon
Fuck TS!!! I still drool over GOF pix! I'm a no hoper.....
kat! that fucking avi is ridiculous... i love it! xoxo
Hey Tenneil! Thanks for the reviews BB!!! I need all the support I can get! Woo hoo! I blew past one thousand reviews today!
Thanks to my Britkat!!!!
Yup, the smirk, the ciggie, the tear duct porn... Kat's a happy camper...
t: whassssup?
jules: sho nuff... i watched gof last weekend and it took me over three hours cause i kept pausing and rewinding...lmao
Aw shucks Jewels, it's all you BB.
Hey Tenneil.... how are YOU?
Hey Jules... no prob bb... gah duckward is gett ing hotter... didnt think that was possible!!!great job...
you know I meant dukeward.. haha
Hey Kat.. good busy.. still having computer issues.. the usually... you??
I thought I was bad when that damn movie started and I was all "Hello Dan...my...you are getting to be just a little delicious...."
Yeah....then Cedbert dropped out of the damn tree and my undies dropped to my ankles.....
Hey TS ...girl...what drink are you on??
t: lmfao @ duckward...what'cha drinkin'?
I'm good Tenneil... sorry to hear you're still having PC issues.
Bwaaahahahaha at DUCKward :-)
hmm i may or may not be on my fourth drink...minus dinner. dh is pretty happy about that
t for typo.. wtf iam not even drinking yet!!!
Duckward? Who the effing hell is Duckward?
Why did I just picture Donald Duck and Daisy doing the nasty?
I swear I'm in love with you Twi Blogging women. I'd forgotten how wonderful it is to laugh until my stomach hurts. Now I get to do it on a regular basis. PERFECT captioning on the pink sleeping bag!
you know disco duck does have some moves, jules.......hahahaha
t: get on it!
ellie....? you didn't stand me up for our date did you?
Good evening, my sweet lovelies!!!
Listen ONO....I thought the pink sleeping bag stood for something else!!!
That's how twisted my mind is!!!
Hi Ellie *waves frantically*
ELLIE!!! JEEZY CHREEZY!!! TOOK YOU LONG ENOUGH....
Ten!!!
Long time, no write! (me, anyway...)
How are you, bb??
Hi ELLIE!!!! KEYS PLEASE......
Jiles, we had a thunderstorm and I had to unplug for a while. I think it's passed. For now, anyway...
aaahhhh fuck... i had to read that name like 7 times before i could figure it out ono... and now i'm laughing HAHAHA
Ellie~ I am good... for the most part... been a hell of a week... glad to see you ladies tonight thats for sure!!!howyoudoing??
jules: are you pushing to the front of the line again???
Whot the hell is JILES???
Sorry, Jules... lol
Here's the key, love.
the riding crop is back in Englandm though. You'll have to make do with Rob's suspenders, instead...
*sheepish grin
Ellie... HELLO!
BBWWWAAAAHHHH TS..
Damn, too many typos!
Typing too fucking fast...
Ah, Kat! xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo
Giles? Giles from "Buffy" and the Maxwell House commercials is here....I love him!
Gozde, that was such frothy funny pink stink fun! Cheers to drunken blogging! Did anyone else adore the fucked up pocket on his cargos? Supremely Rob! Those cargos are pretty ridiculous - they're getting bigger every time he wears them! Although I have visions of them pooling at his ankles, I think he's such a bad ass for wearing them because he HAS to know they look like they're going to fall off. And his smile when he gamely carries le sac rose - magnifique! :)
Ellie.. its been so long since the naughty room... ROB missing us all??
Ellie I am doing the same thing i called Dukeward ...duckward...LOL
Ah Ellie...that's what we RobKats learned to do to get a word in edgewise! We learned to think fast, type fast...
Rob loves us!
Evening Bitches -- wassup??? I'm totally watching Little Ashes right now and IDK how long I'm going to make it ...
ted: gaahh pooling at his ankles? we don't wanna hurt the boy...pull the fuckers all the way off!
I'm in HP land.... an owl just flew to my door... I KID YOU NOT.
Ten, he's almost finished in NYC...
He'll be in the naughty room soon enough.
He needs to recharge with us all...
and I could do with a bit of sparks, myself... lol
Gozde,
You are freaking hilarious!!
GET THE FUCK OUT....KIMBERLESK!!!!
HOLY SHIT! In my best Christian Bale voice EVAH...
"OH GOOD FOR YOU!!!"
kim: holy fucking shit....that avi is priceless! domward is uhmazazing.
and watching la... so jealous!
Kat...Is it Hedwig?
Hey, Kim!!!
xoxoxoxo
Robvador got your attention, dear? :)
Hi Kim... gah LA mmmm dalirob... pretty hot!!!
Jules,
Of COURSE, Kat gets HEADwig...
lol
KIM.... how are ya?
Jules... it won't answer me when I ask if his/her name is Hedwig... fucker.
So...Now that we have been inundated with pix of Robster pretty much just being himself (or so we think for those of us who read the damn script to RM)....
Are you bitches ready for more pix of Edward Cullen?
Jealous Ellie???
Well that owl is just inconsiderate. Have you thought about another pet....a rat or a toad perhaps....
Um,...yeah, Kat, I am.
Will you share your (*cough) OWL?
yes, that's right, I'm drunk and decided to join the RK party tonight!! How's everyone doing ... OH SHIT, NAKED ROBVADOR SCENE IN FRONT OF THE MIRROR, must rewind, many, many times .... BRB
RM I will be a basketcase when it is released... Cant wait for Mr Cullen... yummy
Kim, drunk.... never!
Ellie, I always share my HEADwig... you know that.
I am totes interested in seeing what David Slade is going to do with Eclipse. It's going to be a little dark I think.
It has to be to lead into BD...OMIGOD...the birthing scene...
I've already seen Rob covered in blood...don't know if I can take watching him basically disembowel KStew....
OMG -- you ever watch a nekid scene, and the thing you want to see is just outta the shot and you find yourself bending your head to see if you can see past that point ... Yeah, that's what I just fucking did!!
LOL -- Hey Kat -- how's your Peter??
Kim, I did that this afternoon, with LA on my computer. I couldn't slo-mo it, but just rewound it over and over and over...
the tuck is so, so cute, along with the pretend conversation he has going, with the ciggie in his hand. And the last tuck...fucking priceless!
and, yes, I looked VERY carefully to see ANYTHING!
Oh and my Avatar is courtesy of
The Artist Formerly Known as McVampy!
ladies... db is out of pocket... but she says hi :)
Agreed Jules BD is going to be insane... that birthing scene.. thud!!
Kim, my eyes couldn't see beyond or into the screen. Damn, I wish it were in 3D!
BWAAAAHAHAHAHAHHA!!
Kim - he's very perky tonight... thanks for asking!
I'm DIEING to see Little Ashes...
Ask me how many times I went back just to watch the look on Rob's face during the infamous voyeur (sic) scene?
I got so freaking hot and bothered watching his facial expressions and seeing the sweat on his forehead.... I wanted to see something else... I spy......
TS! (I still love my initials for you...lol)
Tell db hello for me, and a big hug for her!
I know what you mean Ellie!!!
And Jules, I thought 30 Days of Night was a great vampire movie, so I'm very hopeful for Eclipse!!
hi Tenneil
Kat you havent seen LA???
so kim... you were cocking your head to see his....
Jules, the foreHEAD vein is in full force in that scene.
Mc V would/will love it!
Kim, at the end, in the water...do you see boxers on either of them???
Jules, good things CUM to those who wait... xo
i haven't seen la either...boo
Well then that just plain sucks ass... I had to drive to Chitown to see it myself... nothing in my state... boo
Ten - nope, for Austin being so "artsy fartsy" I would've thought we'd get to see it... but no :-(
TS!!! We are so going to be texting each other tomorrow after HBP!!!! No emails....I'll wait for you to text me so we can discuss together!!!! Everyone has seen it! I want to talk to someone who has seen it the same day I have!
ellie, haven't gotten there yet ... will letabitchknow!
ellie: you know i love it when you call me ts...
i sent your message to db
When is LA released to DVD anyone know.... ??? hear in the states??
Kat...speaking of Artsy Fartsy...
I'm getting the tix for me and Nic for Sam Bradley!
We are coming your way BB!!!!! YEEE FUCKING HAW!!!!!
Thanks, TS!
(and TS is just missing IT in the middle...)
heh, heh, heh
jules: you know it baby! i will hit you up fo rizzle...
JULES... you are, for sure? YEAH... let me know the second you have your tix and I'll get mine... squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
Ten, I don't know when it's being released in the states.
I ordered from Amazon UK and got it today.
no fucking clue t... i wanna know though so i can order mine
Nic and I got our time off approved! We are all set to leave that Monday as soon as I clock out from work at 1:30! I will give you the confirm on the tickets though!
WE ARE SO STOKED!!! AUSTIN! KAT!!! OMIGOD!!! SAM BRADLEY!!! :)
uh oh sam is in
T
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the best kind of trouble!
When is sam in Texas??
OMG, I'm so freaking excited.... just think (OK, dare I say this)... what IF ROB COMES BACK TO AUSTIN TO HANG OUT WITH SAM??????
August 3rd....
kat: isn't he coming just to see you???
TS - no, he's CUMING just to see me :-)
Sams a busy boy... take lots of pix !!!! and vid...
oh hell kat...what was i thinking? of course he's CUMING just for you
Oh we will, and we'll be nice and share too :-)
Looks like sam is getting alot of Robsessed love...
okay so linds is on the phone now... she just wanted me to remind you that she is going to marry sam... so back the fuck off
awwww, you girls are talking about Sammy? aaawwwww :)) hearing/reading his name always makes me smile :)
TS, where the hell is Linds...tell her to get her cute little ass on here!!!
Tell Lindsey if she doesn't get her ass over here right now then all bets are off as far as Sam's concerned. She needs to cum protect "her" man... Jules is so getting some of that!
ellie: linds said she can't handle to the nawwwty room... huh?
Well, if she says she can't "handle" IT, then she is certainly being a naughty girl.
Rob will teach her a lesson.
Repeatedly.
Ellie - if that's being taught a lesson then I can't handle it either.
That is bloody priceless!! haha
Your commentary cracked me up!
Looks like a big cherry Tootsie Roll.
:D
Kat, you're ALWAYS not handling it.
That's why you rack up so much fucking time in there...
Rob's clueless. He's cute that way. :)
I know, he hasn't put two and two together yet... hehehehehe....
Those RK's are a PRETTY smart bunch...
And devilishly devious. ♥
Where the fuck did everyone go?
okay...back with a refill
where did everyone run off to? robvador take over?
What is it you say? I'm so HERE and OWN the naughty room! BWAHAHA!!!
I'm here!
hahaha linds! you here to lay claim to your man?
That's right, TS!!! You totes know it!!! ;)
I couldn't claim ownership to my suggested username, though. Hahaha!
Love to see Rob smiling and getting to see his eyes. I love his sunglasses but I love those eyes....they are hot!!
Ellie, I know you never left me....
TS, did you say Linds will LAY (claim)??
Muah, Linds!
Which was Linds? (Oh and good evening my sweet)
me too.. i am here
treasure.... the eyes have it
hi Linds!!
Kat, I'm always there for you, baby!
Except on Monday...my dd and I are going down the shore with her GS troop overnight.
I'll try to sneak to the hotel's computer, if I can, though...
SohoWhore, Kat! LOL...And, hello and good evening to you :)
yes ellie... i did say LAY (her claim on) sam
Is it only in NJ that we say, "down the shore"???
Hey girls!
Sorry I disappeared...crying child.... I have to stop my Robsession at some point. I tend to forget I have a family sometimes....
Hi Tenneil! :)
aaaahhh linds live it up! you wanna be a sohowhore...do it
Jules, Laura!!! Hi :)
Linds~~SohoWhore is your username on here? Or where? Huh?
WTF am I fucking missing?
I'm so fucking clueless.
Laura... are you sat on your ugly steps?
Linds... I totally thought you were calling me a SoHowhore for a minute then...
Ellie... we call it the "seaside".
what up Laura!?!?!
LAURA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hi, buttercup!
ellie: i'm landlocked...the only thing i'm going down is... well you know
hi laura! :)
I'm doing it, TS!! I'm doing it! Of course I wanna be a SohoWhore; who doesn't? Especially if it's Sam's!!!
Kat, I found Rob waiting for me on my ugly steps today. We did naughty things on them. THANK YOU! HAHAHAHA
*waves to everyone*
HEY EVERYBODY! :)
Laura... I bet they're not looking so ugly to you anymore are they?
Hey, Laura, how's CO Bob doing?
Laura!!! Linds!!! Woo HOO!!! Let's get this party started gals!!!
What shall we discuss today? How about how insanely hot Rob looks with all that bruise and cut makeup? OMIGOD! And lets not forget the fuckhawt video where we get to see him wail on someone!
laura: ohhh like in "stay"? mmmm
and i do love that new avi of yours... he needs no company in that little box
Ellie, that's what I was trying to claim my username as; too long of a process...I have Sam's word, though!
Kat~I would NEVER say or think that of or to you!
Sorry for the confusion.
Hello Ladies!!! Rob and his pink sleeping bag are just so darn adorable.
Question: Is it about time I change my avatar?
I love this one, but everyone else keeps changing theirs...
t: you have that first drink down yet???
B fucking I what is up girl!!! HUgs bb
Linds... hey, I'm not offended... I was like WTF for a milisecond then I figured out what you were saying...
They are BEAUTIFUL now, Kat! LOL
And Jules, you are SO right about the bloody pics! I think they are so fucking hot! GAH!
oh my gaaaah! it's b fucking i! why 'ello there
WELL HELL.... I'm going back to my old avatar then.... it's more current anyway....
TS girl yes I do thank you!!!
Hi, BI!!
Well, I'm watching LA right now, so that's why I'm here and there ...
HI LAURA!!!
jules: rob bloody and bruised.... umm yeah pretty much the reason i'm going to see this movie alone the first time
Bloody Rob makes me want to give him a bath... and hmmmm well.. you can figure out the rest I am sure
Jules, Rob is SO hawt with that bloody make-up on him.
Rugged CUMS to mind...
Oh, no, the Lumberjack song...
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