Happy National Rob-lovin’ Cougar Day :)

My fab friends Letters to Rob broke down what a cougar is and relayed a self admitted cougar fan encounter. Here are the pictures and tips on stalking, I mean "keenly observing" :)




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1. Get over the term “stalker”…..I like to call it “keen observation”
2. You will have to deal with the kiddos….you will want to kill them….resist the urge….they will have to leave because they all have curfews and bed times…..patience grasshopper.
3. Find the cougars….they will always know what the hell is going on…AND they will have the most expensive cameras to take the AMAZING picture of you and Mr. Wonderful should that opportunity arise.
4. Hang toward the back of the crowd….it will ease the pain of the crazy AND the PA’s will respect you and have pity on you at the end of the night when Mr. Dad Jacket gets ready to leave.
5. Be nice to his security team…THEY ARE JUST DOING THEIR JOB…and they have to deal with this shiz everyday. kuddos.
6. When in doubt always Keep It Classy!!!

Read the rest at Letters to Rob :) And what do YOU consider a cougar?

 
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