On stands now :) Haven't had the chance to read it yet but since it comes from US weekly, the creator of loads of crap, take everything with a bucket of salt :)
Mandy we are talking about nature, like fish and roses, and how cute to see it bloom, but just taking it los.. or should I say loose.. important to not hurt at all
Of course Rob is screwing every female he comes in contact with! Co-stars, friends, girlfriends of friends, publicists, directors, producers, grips who come to close to him on the grassy knoll at the beach, fangurls who squee at him from behind the barricades. He can't keep it in his pants. The tabloids said so, it must be true.
DB, I don't know how the boy gets any work done! He must be exhausted. And now he's munching on velvet curtains or some such shiz... damn my dear Robsessors, I love ya, but Robbie needs some rest! Leave Rob junior alone.
I also heard it's all a coverup. The girls, the engagement, Kstew. He's really Gay. TomStu is the real bride, but he has a good cover. Girls admit to "doing him" so that they can look good.
oh really i heard that he's a-sexual and has been going through some secret underground training so that people will believe the bewildered looks he gives are all to dazzle the ladies
DAMN Liza you know that something that sweet has NO THORNS.
DB, TomStu and Rob make a beautiful couple. I will be their beard any day. Anything to make Rob look good (like he needs my help with that.) I'll even snog him in public and pay the paps to photograph it...anything for our boy. OH the sacrifices I make.
Hello ladies...those of you who are left. The only Confucious I know is, Women on pill is like door with no latch: bang bang bang all night and no click.
Yeah, I'm new. As if that's a secret. But I want to make some Rob/friends because my near ones don't seem to get this need for me explore/talk about the great one.
Chris and Georgie, we are all about talking about The Great One! Definitely keep posting...sometimes we are even sober and coherent around here.
Thank you all for the pearls of wisdom. I am too tired to even "come up" with a dirty limerick, let alone Confucious. G'night m'ladies...sweet RobDreams to you all.
Welcome to the blog, its always nice to find new people. Late at night like this is kinda weird, but this is a fun place to hang out and talk about Rob with people who understand.
Hope your ready for the crazy ride that Robsessing can be.
Hey I GTG, just noticed one of my fav ff's (His Personal Assistant) has been updated after over a week! Talk to you all during the week. Sweet Robdreams to y'all.
Hey Chris...Didn't you mention that it's daytime where you are now? If your Gov. says "I'll be back" that would mean that Arnold is your Gov. Isn't Arnold the Gov. of CA? Isn't it around I don't know....1am in CA? Is that daytime in CA? LOL.
DB, you might have gone to bed when I joined in on Friday night; I lurked to catch up on everyone's comments before I started posting and most had left by then but Vanessa was still there. I often lurk because my time (in Australia) is at odds with when others are usually online so I usually miss all the action. I've been around about 3 months. Cheers.
I never get to participate in those weird "sex and Rob - the extensive study of this concept by robessed specialists" convo since they happen at night in a diff timezone, but I could never come up with your pearl of wisdom anway~
OMG I went to read and look at what I missed. You guys kill me. Off to find Stay and Utter Darkness. Did anyone read Luniere? It's Twilight from Alice's POV. Pretty good so far!
*Hangs head in shame* Why am I having difficulty following this conversation?
LOL!! :)))))
Welcome to Robsessed Chris! No worry..I too, could never follow the ladies of the NIGHT convo. Am too SLOW..;)
Anyhoo...why is it I feel uncomfy when a picture of TomStu and dear Rob shows up? My gay radar goes ping? Am I alone or what? Just hoping Rob toes the STRAIGHT LINE...for sure. Can't picture him 'dipping' somewhere else than the norm;)
Ok, I mentioned yesterday that "Why bother, DH wouldn't let me hang up the posters anyway."
What can I say, as a surprise DH went to Barnes and Noble's site secretly and ordered two copies, one for me, one for our daughter! Can you believe that? God bless his little (er BIG cotton socks!)
I guess that just goes to show ya why I've kept him around for the last 42 years..huh? Whoot!!! Ya just got to love these Capricorn men..
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«Oldest ‹Older 201 – 351 of 351 Newer› Newest»liza: so you come and go in your comatose state? what must the doctors think of that?
And that is Heinous? I would use a different discriptive "ous" word. Like Delicious, Luscious, Envious.
what's heinous is that I don't get a chance to pocket fish. Fawking hell.
db: i will add C to my diet... but only because it rhymes with P
If anything in his pocket smells like fish I'd be so outta there.
Oh i'm fishing for something specific. One need not necessarily fish for fish.
no DogBullocks- June... cut off for gemini is like june 21st then july b-days are a cancer?? i think.. June 17th. Just had my big 4-oh
unless they are swedish fish... because they are delish
yes, now i'm fucking dr suess
DB:
ummm i believe you were being sarcastic right? hahah Sorry. i just now realized that!
and hell to the no- no fried/cooked flesh for me!
Sam...I was kidding. I'm a bit bored.
I'm riding a train straight to the rose.
DB- i am a bit slow. So we are even! haha
LOL to the fish
It probably smels like fish..
how you doing there?
Oh my i'm gonna enjoy pulling the petals off.
oh wait.. i'm not fucking dr suess in the literal sense... i guess i need to clarify now
Mech: darling, do you want to go pocket fishing with me? You can have the right, i'll take the left?
so did i read somewhere on the threads that Rob was thought ot have gone to LA this weekend- or last weekend?
let the rose blossom some more
TS...Bwahaha.
If Rob had a rocket
deep in his pocket
get to the rose first, and then give me the right, you know cause it hangs to the right
Lizalou..you are making a mistake. You want the Right.
You know i could make that bitch bloom, Mech. Oh yes.
liza: you lose... righty is the way to go
damn better luck next time
Liz, make it bloom big time!!
and then measure some for me
last time I found it, it was on the left. I stacked the deck in my favor on this one.
left.. right... it comes as it goes.. if you bloom it right, we will see which side then
mech: very soon the prophecy will be fulfilled.
TS..am I getting paid?
lefty loosey...righty tighty?
I must be on the Right then.
liz, blow the horns very loudly, as soon as prophecy is fulfilled, I have to get to know as soon as it happens
db: huh... if you are it's not nearly enough
db: did you get your answer from the ouija board you were looking for?
eriouslyse ucktardedfe
Bwahaha..am I super cool now?
yes, mech.. and suction will be engaged to remove the hoodie.
I did...and all signs pointed to "loosers".
hmmm... maybe we should break out the magic 8 ball
Oh no, it'll be tight, not loose. Loose gets you nowhere fast.
I think some teeth along the blow will have to be involved, just be careful with the hoodie
Okay okay..hold on.
Shake shake shake....
All signs point to YES.
please, not loose at all, there is not much fun on it at all
Special care will be taken with the hoodie, don't you worry. Video documentation to follow...
I just came on to read the posts really quick and I am confused beyond belief. What are you girls talking about?
Hey TS...
Did you pick up that thing that you wanted to use on that person at that place when you went there?
oooooh... Rob.. shake that ass for me.. shake that ass for me... ooh!
Wait. His ass appears to be missing. Goddamnit.
Well fuck..there goes all knowledge of second grade math
Mandy: pocket fishing and hoodie talk. The usual.
Mandy we are talking about nature, like fish and roses, and how cute to see it bloom, but just taking it los.. or should I say loose.. important to not hurt at all
DB, wtf does,
eriouslyse ucktardedfe mean????
so who the fuck is phillip?
Chris: really!
It means Happy Birthday, have another shot.
OOhh, I love nature!
Phillip? I know him. Has an awesome..um (eadhe) likes to drive hard while ummm..you know.
.....
.....
.....
.....
screwing.
The one at the rose is not fond of husks.
Slick and slippery does the trick.
Hey Chris, don´t worry this is not hard to follow, you´ll get it fast.
Mandy, love the nature, we know you do
phillip...he's so much better than any of the other flat heads i've... uh... come across
Slick and slippery is good to the fast bloom, theer will be no need to fish at all
DB, tell me some more about Kstew and her letting RP slip away. Does she deserve a 2nd chance?
glistening stubble and meow face. what more do you need?
Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails
I need scruff in some bits, and the in and out action of it, that is good for all the slick and slippery
Apparently everyone is on drugs here tonight?
For the uninitiated, DB is speaking in Pig Latin.
"Losers" has one "o."
"O" is one of my favorite abbreviations BTW.
Still like Lizalou's avi of Rob thinking about me and touching himself. But yes, his ass has been MIA for awhile dammit.
Roses and fish...WTF, go watch Wild Kingdom. Crazy beyotches. LOL
Leann: i prefer velvet curtains and the dragon kingdom. Peach fuzz and rosy cheeks with mullets.
I don't think it matters even if she wants a second chance cause he is so nailing the new chick. Totes confirmed.
Step awaaaay from the 'shrooms Liza.....
ooohhh WTF Leann?? you are such a big tease... uhh look it rimes with bitch :P
Leann: Damn gurl, you know you wanna munch what i'm munching on.
*Liza pulls a thorn out of her mouth*
That was so worth it.
whoa liza... munching on velvet curtains?
tmi
Of course Rob is screwing every female he comes in contact with! Co-stars, friends, girlfriends of friends, publicists, directors, producers, grips who come to close to him on the grassy knoll at the beach, fangurls who squee at him from behind the barricades. He can't keep it in his pants. The tabloids said so, it must be true.
Yes, the dragon king is munching on my velvet curtains.
Absolutely Leann...I'm glad somebody "gets it". He's a busy busy boy. I heard he's engaged to her though. The Examiner. Must be true.
LOL Leann
DB, I don't know how the boy gets any work done! He must be exhausted. And now he's munching on velvet curtains or some such shiz... damn my dear Robsessors, I love ya, but Robbie needs some rest! Leave Rob junior alone.
WTF am I saying....!
I´m leaving for tonight... Leann, you tease, let me with the image of Rob not able to keep it inside his pants... I want some of that!!
Bye gals, lovely to speak with you...
Liz, take those things out of your mouth, let some room for the bloom
midget! you're the one keeping the hooded one busy! Don't blame me you coy beyatch!
Mech: *muah* you lovely latina. nitenite.
I also heard it's all a coverup. The girls, the engagement, Kstew. He's really Gay. TomStu is the real bride, but he has a good cover. Girls admit to "doing him" so that they can look good.
*Hangs head in shame* Why am I having difficulty following this conversation?
Chris are you new around here? Is that masculine or feminine "Chris"?
oh really i heard that he's a-sexual and has been going through some secret underground training so that people will believe the bewildered looks he gives are all to dazzle the ladies
G'night Mech, my latina lovely!
DAMN Liza you know that something that sweet has NO THORNS.
DB, TomStu and Rob make a beautiful couple. I will be their beard any day. Anything to make Rob look good (like he needs my help with that.) I'll even snog him in public and pay the paps to photograph it...anything for our boy. OH the sacrifices I make.
Chris, late at night, people fuck around here in their convo's. private asides, etc.
a lot of people who post here have known each other for awhile and different convos are going on at the same time.
basically, everyone is talking in sexual innuendo about rob.
in a nut shell.
It's working TS, I am appropriately dazzled! esp. when he wears that black tee....
NUTshell Show...how appropriate! *wink wink*
leann, i am seriously digging your new avi...that was quick!
Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk
It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it
Crowded elevator smell different to midget
I am speedy that way...grab the new avi before it disappears!
DB, those are good...Confucious or Yogi Berra?
Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
the braintrust is on red alert... danger, danger
Chinese Proverbs. LOL.
I'm bored and entertaining TS with these words of wisdom.
Man who stand on toilet is high on pot
Hello ladies...those of you who are left. The only Confucious I know is, Women on pill is like door with no latch: bang bang bang all night and no click.
LOL
Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night
Passionate kiss like spider's web, soon lead to undoing of fly
feminine
Yeah, I'm new. As if that's a secret. But I want to make some Rob/friends because my near ones don't seem to get this need for me explore/talk about the great one.
Man with tool in woman's mouth not necessarily dentist
Well Hello Chris and welcome. You just popped in at a wierd time. Everybody is pretty much gone. TS and I are kinda tired, bored and delirious.
Come back though. It's a fun place.
Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day
Chris, join the club; I'm all alone with my Robsession aside from you gals on this site.
DB: LOL!!
Virginity like bubble, one prick all gone
My Confucious cheat-sheet:
http://www.grumpyoldsod.com/confucius.asp
Chris, if you come back during the day, you'll get way more coherent posts....and lots of cool people to hang out with that all dig Rob...
hope to see you!
db: what did one plate say to the other plate?
Boy who go to sleep with hard problem wake up with solution in hand
chris... how rude of me. welcome :)
nice to see fresh new faces around. rob is always the center of our thoughts... just this late (2.51AM for me) it gets a little kooky
Yeah Chris cause I'm neither coherent nor cool.
TS... I dunno what?
Ha ha this is during the day for me and I've still lost it!
DB, that's not what i meant.
Chris and Georgie, we are all about talking about The Great One! Definitely keep posting...sometimes we are even sober and coherent around here.
Thank you all for the pearls of wisdom. I am too tired to even "come up" with a dirty limerick, let alone Confucious. G'night m'ladies...sweet RobDreams to you all.
Girl who sits on Judge's lap get honorable discharge
G'nite Leann Mwwuaahh
lunch is on me
ROTFLMFAO over "the judge" one!!!
Chris,
Welcome to the blog, its always nice to find new people. Late at night like this is kinda weird, but this is a fun place to hang out and talk about Rob with people who understand.
Hope your ready for the crazy ride that Robsessing can be.
what do you call two guys fighting over a prostitute?
tug of whore
bahaha..TS
Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ
Hey I GTG, just noticed one of my fav ff's (His Personal Assistant) has been updated after over a week! Talk to you all during the week. Sweet Robdreams to y'all.
Virginity like bubble, one prick all gone.
Boy who go to sleep with hard problem wake up with solution in hand
Hehehehehehehe
DB..... really like those
Thanks, Showme: I will.
yo momma is so dirty she has to creep up on bath water
BTW DB: invite your friend Vanessa back again some time, she cracks me up!
hahaha db! love the virginity one
I'll tell her you are looking for her Georgie. She's not a regular on the blog. She was really drunk and decided to check it out.
Thanks DB.
I don't remember seeing you here that night Georgie. This is the first I can recall seeing you on here.
okay....3AM is my blog cut off
night all!
xoxo
Thanks everyone. Hope to talk to you soon.
Goodnight.
AS my gov... says "I'll be back".
Hey Chris...Didn't you mention that it's daytime where you are now? If your Gov. says "I'll be back" that would mean that Arnold is your Gov. Isn't Arnold the Gov. of CA? Isn't it around I don't know....1am in CA? Is that daytime in CA? LOL.
DB: Yeah, CA, but I didn't say it was daytime. However, it is morning....early.
DB, you might have gone to bed when I joined in on Friday night; I lurked to catch up on everyone's comments before I started posting and most had left by then but Vanessa was still there. I often lurk because my time (in Australia) is at odds with when others are usually online so I usually miss all the action. I've been around about 3 months. Cheers.
MUST go out and buy this tomorrow...Thanks for the scans!
I love the poster with Robert's pictures, he becomes more handsome every year.
thanks GOZDE
WOW, you ladies had a busy night O_o
I never get to participate in those weird "sex and Rob - the extensive study of this concept by robessed specialists" convo since they happen at night in a diff timezone, but I could never come up with your pearl of wisdom anway~
OMG I went to read and look at what I missed. You guys kill me. Off to find Stay and Utter Darkness. Did anyone read Luniere? It's Twilight from Alice's POV. Pretty good so far!
Anna, I hear'ya!
We obviously need to start our own European "Sex & Rob" discussion group.
Only, I'm not sure it's such a good idea... Rob already claims way too much of my time as it is :p
Chris said...
*Hangs head in shame* Why am I having difficulty following this conversation?
LOL!! :)))))
Welcome to Robsessed Chris!
No worry..I too, could never follow the ladies of the NIGHT convo. Am too SLOW..;)
Anyhoo...why is it I feel uncomfy when a picture of TomStu and dear Rob shows up? My gay radar goes ping? Am I alone or what? Just hoping Rob toes the STRAIGHT LINE...for sure. Can't picture him 'dipping' somewhere else than the norm;)
ok too much FF out there -can anybody point me to Stay and Utter Darkness? Pleeeeeeeaaaase? Pretty Please with Rob on top? oh...oh...THUD
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4764382/1/Utter_Darkness_Chapter_2
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4756566/1/Stay
:)))))
THANKYOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
n/p :)))
Ok, I mentioned yesterday that "Why bother, DH wouldn't let me hang up the posters anyway."
What can I say, as a surprise DH went to Barnes and Noble's site secretly and ordered two copies, one for me, one for our daughter!
Can you believe that? God bless his little (er BIG cotton socks!)
I guess that just goes to show ya why I've kept him around for the last 42 years..huh? Whoot!!! Ya just got to love these Capricorn men..
DAMN DON'T HATE TWILIGHT ! If you don't want it then don't buy it STOP COMPLAINING !!!!
Umm, tongan, are you okay? Noone is hating on Twilight here. Where did you come to THAT conclusion from?
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