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My official Date of Death.
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whats with the fugly shirt?? tee hee...he still is hot as hell...
SUZ... MB
The closeup hand-over-mouth shot is FANTASTIC!
HandLOVE!
Chi-Town.
I freakin adore you, girl!
Ten. My Mortal Beloved...
Le sigh!
His Royal Hotness has a new shirt! Keep em coming Goz!! Loving the Rob overdose!!!
Awwwww...more happy pictures!!!
Song suggestions anyone?
Bwahahahahhahahahaha!
Yay happy pics for me to take to bed with me!!!! Jules I have a few song suggestions for you but they have nothing to do with Rob pics ;-)LOL night all
love the hands, too... imagining... hee hee
haha Kate ... just what I was thinking... nite girl!! sweet robbie new shirt dreams....
hey Jules!!! love the vid...
Check out that grin! He looks really happy.
Jewels??
Don't
Worry
Be
Happy?
Bwwwwaaaaahhhhhhhh!
I kinda like the new fugly shirt. Maybe it's just the colors of it...either way, he still looks good.
Kate, tucking you in sweetly..
don't forget the choccie on your pillow.
Love u..
Sway til you fall fast asleep.
Pattinson. Bring it (or else!)
; )
Why do I love the pepaw sweatshirt so much?
Goz and Dani - really appreciate all the great posts from the RM set. Not sure which movie I'm more looking forward to RM or NM??
NM will bring my favorite characters to life - and RM will bring us Rob looking very much like, well, Rob.
You are my Sunshine?
Twi.
I know, right?
NM will kill us
RM will kill us
Either way.. we are gone baby gone...
Jules ... thanks to TS a certain George Michael song comes to mind!! wink wink!!
gee I wouldn't know.. seems like I've been removed from the LadyPorn mailing list.
hhmmmmmmmpppp!
(taking her marBALLS and going home!)
Agreed NM in nov... i.am.dead
RM.. right before Valentines day...
i.am.dead...
i also like the fugly shirt. it doesn't look fugly on him. wonder if it is his or costume for rm? maybe he went shopping at thrift shop in nyc?
Ladies, Good Evening!
The color block shirt is killing me. Yuck. Who's the wardrobe person?
Yes, the shirt is not my favorite but look at that smile! I am LOVING all the happy pictures! hmm.. maybe he likes Ms. Emile!?!?!? They have a make out session on set and now he is ALL SMILES! Wonder whats thats about :)
What's with the shirt? It's not a) plaid or b) a solid color t-shirt. It also does not have holes or stains.
WHO IS THIS GUY AND WHAT HAS HE DONE WITH ROBERT PATTINSON?
haaahaaahaaaa AJ!
hahhahahahaha i am stone dead that man is the dead of me gosh can i smile kill i would be dead hundred times over again
bbwwwaaaahhhh AJ...
How cute!
I love that new shirt - that must be for the film, it's too preppy to be Rob's, lol.
I wonder if he was reacting to the goofy notes in those hand over mouth pics?
haha i like the shirt... maybe only because of what it's hiding beneath... sexy abs and the v
Yeh Stacy, I reckon he and the BG are having a chuckle over the tweenie love notes stuck to the car. BTW hanging out for the next update on your fanfic...
HaHa that sweatshirt is sooo 80's.
I wonder if thats wardrobe or Rob likes thriftstores?
Chicago girl still want you to email me -click my name
suz: you have so NOT been removed from the lady porn list... and will NEVER be...unless i receive a restraining order directing me to do so ;)
xoxo
i see that beautiful smile is in full blown dazzle mode!
having mixed feelings about that striped shirt, though...
:o)
I have seen this sweatshirt before. In my brother's closet back in 1983. Next to the acid-washed pegged jeans and fringe leather jacket. Too funny. That orange is too hideous for words...sorry luv, not exactly your colors.
How does the song go?....."I Like You So Much Better When You're Naked?" Let's adopt that philosophy from here on in, Ok, Luv? The world will just be a happier place.
There is enough suffering in the world and I think we all need to do our part; this includes you, Rob.
Step up.
Suz, you have more lives than a house full o'cats. Good thing too...I think you're gonna need 'em in the coming months/years/decades!
The shiteous 80s colorblock sweatshirt returns. I think this rivals the blue cable-knit sweater, cowlneck, and the stripey-neck-cut-out 80s shirt in sheer craptasticness. This shirt makes Rob's shiteous Nikes look like Armani.
In fact, please, bring back the Nikes and the sexpender pants and whatever else he wants to wear...'cause you can't tell me he picked out that fug sweatshirt! Veils, apparently we should just be happy that there are no acid-wash jeans accompanying this particular wardrobe misfire.
AJ, true dat! I'm amazed that Robler is wearing stained, holey shirts for realz in the movie. Maybe that's why this sweatshirt is so incongruous. I'm hoping it's Tyler's brother's old shirt from back in the day...that's why he's wearing it, as an homage.
I'll try to say this without spoilers. From what I have heard about the movie, there is an incident at the end of the movie. This incident actually ocurred in real life in the past. If the end of the movie happens in the past, then I would guess the rest of the movie does too. This could explain the colorblock shirt, maybe for whatever time period they are supposed to be in, that's what people were wearing. Of course if I'm wrong about the movie, then I don't know.
Marna, I was thinking that too. Not sure if what I heard about the original script was still true, but if it is, then that's a factor.
Stupid effing x17, puttin' their tags all over the Pretty!
HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY YOU SEXY VAMP.. C'Mere and bite me!
Marna - I don't know if I can confirm if the movie is in the past, but there is an incident at the end.
Georgie - thanks so much! Glad you are liking the fic. I just updated yesterday, but will update again soon!
Suz <--- looks around.. am I the first to arrive? How embarassing..
Here's your gift Eddie.. their vamp condoms.. USE THEM
Damn! I had to step outside...that party is rockin!!!!
Who knew the Cullens could throw such a bash?
I'm still waiting to kiss the birthday boy....
suz: bite...? not lick?
sorry Jewels.. his sexy full lips are wrapped around my neck at the mo..
you know
a lil
birthday
taste
Suz! Ya hot beyotch!!! What a party!!!
Well damn Suz...send him my way when you are done!!!
Suz <--- in full blood loss swoon..
Passes the EddieBong ova to Jewels..
'ere
Where's the Orange Juice and pretzels? I lost a lot of blood..
i told him i would blow...
out the birthday candles tonight
I still have sand in my ass....
yea TS well, I got him Condoms.. for Vamps..
Vampdoms..
Extra strong for extra hard.... (marble hard)
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ohhhh Jewels.. you dirty, filthy lass
Watch her Jewels.. she bogarts!
Honey Hush! I love it when you tell me that...now spread 'em!!!!
sssssssss...'ere you go!
I was wondering where you all ran off too!! Am I next to "neck" with the birthday boy? Please please
Shit! I've got aggressive nipples...My girls just typed me into my blog.....
Twi.. that all depends on that bogarting Wench.. TS
alie :)
hey girl!
Jewels.. bwwwaaahhh!
Aggressive nips...
30? You may need help -that's a LOT of candles!!!!
Alie!!!! The birthday boy is waiting for you... you have no idea how long he's waited for you....
we could be blowing all night Alie
"Oh I think we can handle that"
Aw come on - he told me I smelled delicious earlier. Such a sweet talker ;)
he told me I was heroin... yum
*running into those granite arms*
Oh yes, baby dazzle me.
one more hit of this eddiebong and I will tell TS she smells like a fucking dorito.
i can blow all night long... no worries
suz: doritos rule....
you post #69
you win a whore prize
I mean a door prize
The Peepaw Shirt is yours..
CONGRATULATIONS TS!
I just hear sirens - thought it might be Charlie to bust up the party. But it's the fire department.
dang who is eddie sucking on?
hahaha the pepaw shirt! fuck yeah! what about what's inside the shirt?
Hi ... Suz...MB
Alie... TS... Jewels!!!
happy bday Edward...
BWWWAAAHH Alie.
all those fucking candles..
108? Dang and I thought I was old!
Ten! Welcome to Edward's bDay bash.
Hope you bought dip!
AW TS - I'm so jealous. Not only of your blowing skills but I really wanted that sweatshirt. Suz - are there any more?? What else can I win? What do I have to do? I'm great at drinking games. I can totes drink any vamp under the table.
I'm talking on the phone with TS right now and reading the posts and I'm all "who is TS?"
She's all "you stupid bitch, that's me. Step away from the bong..."
hey t :)
sorry but the peepaw shirt is sooo from 1992.. ewww not my fav
Hey T!
well Twi.. I think the neutrogena sunscreen is up for grabs.. and maybe the
"You're Rude" letter.
But you have to play 7 minutes in heaven with Edward..
jules: ts = thirtysomething.. not two stepping... ego much?
wow...yes, step away from the bong STAT
Dip... I have something in mind...
Is that Tenneil? Shit, I can't focus....
Jewels.. you stoned pony!
Edward drained you good?
LMAO - Jules!! TS you are hilarious. Step away from the dong, I mean bong. Too early for that??
Somebody better sober my happy ass up now!
Dong? WHERE?
ALie.. Dong Bwwwaahhh
Never. you can't make me...
alie: dong LMAO! never too early for that love...
I'll take a hit off that please!
Shit I thought I might get the pea coat. Oh well, come on Edward, let's hit the closet. Thank God Bella has an early curfew.
that totes made me think of LONG DUCK DONG...bwwaaaaaahhhh
TS.. take a long, slow, deep pull...
then pass that bitch on...!
WHO THE FUCK STARTED PLAYING DEBUSSY? THAT'S NOT PARTY MUSIC!!!
sorry I'll be occupied in the closet w/E for the next 7 minutes or so - getting set up in another room. BRB. Yes, Edward, so impatient!!! God you'd think you weren't gonna live forever.
you want him to pee on your coat?
N
A
W
T
Y
deeeep yes suz
passing the bong.... will never pass the dong.. i'm a selfish bitch like that
Wait I think the party started with ts's I WANT YOU SEX???
yea Jewels.. can we play that Smile song???
from that video??
Suz.. you gettin SAWWCYY on me now??
Alice just told me that Ellie is on her way. Bitch better have the keys to the NAWTY ROOM!!!
alie: enjoy your seven minutes in heaven... he gave me 14... just sayin'
TS you minx... you
Suz...I was thinking the same thing!!!
Always Ten.. Alway
If I ain't sawcy..
I ain't
alive
Jewels, totally separated at birth.
totes
t: i know it!
btw.. ts STILL means thirtysomething.... geez am in the right place?
Somebody better throw on a booty jam! I wanna grind something fierce!
BEYONCE!!! PARTY BOY NEEDS BEYONCE!
oh hell yeah i'll be a single lady for him... anytime
Jules do not say single ladies.. cuz Joe jonas has so ruined that song for me... EWWWW
that's
Beee
Yonnnnn
Say
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Got me lookin so crazy right now
Your love's got me lookin so crazy right now
(Your love)
Got me lookin so crazy right now your touch's
Got me lookin so crazy right now
(Your touch)
Got me hoping you page me right now your kiss's
Got me hoping you save me right now
Lookin so crazy your love's got me lookin
Got me lookin so crazy your love
Hey, the party can start!
I've got the keys and a gift certificate for Edward to get his bouffant back!!!
Hello, lovely ladies!!!
ellie :)
xoxo
Suz... OMG THUD!! we are all crazy!!
damn jasper.. quit humping my leg... sheesh
can someone get a paper cut already?
Hey Ellie!! mistress... so glad you CAME to play!!
wtf? i thought only jake did the leg hump?
Did someone say that Rosalie was busting bowls, again??
Edward, I was a dear and brought you a deer...
Hey ladies - whew I'm dizzy now. What'd I miss.
BE-ON-SAAAY???
ELLIE!
Perfect gift.
his hair soo needs height and he needs to be coiffed
or is that boffed?
SMILE for me, Jules! xo
Just sayin'.
A toast to the birthday boy!!!!
Here's to you Edward Cullen.
No one else can be as hot looking so sullen!
Happy Birthday Vampire Boy!
To this fragile human, you bring me joy!
So you say your seventeen?
Has anyone seen your vampire peen?
So if I may volunteer...
You can take me down like that deer!
Happy Birthday you sweet lion...
I'm just your lamb and I'm dyin....
Rosalie scares me!!!
rob looks like a super hero moron.. in that fugly shirt.. sorry ts...LOL
A fucking deer? Why didnt I think of that!
Suz, I say boffed.
Here, let me do it.
Oh shit.. maybe that was Jacob dry humping my leg..
Sorry Jasper..
Edward drained me earlier.. I am still not right.
That was brilliant, Jules.
Puffy hearts to my girl. ♥
AWW man - Jules has to go and wax poetic. Now I'll never get in his pants. Did you see that drool coming out of his mouth after her toast - or is that venom? Whatevs.
jez. Rosalie is busting bowls..
and dang it was the one with the hot crab dip...
I soooo wanted some of that!
Bitch!
alie: don't feed her ego.. she already thought every reference to ts was two steppin
i'm talking to her, she's drunk.. don't do it
Alie, is that drooly venom or venomy drool?
Jewels, always fucking wins!
Dang it.
(toast.. WIN!)
Rosalie has crabs?
And Ellie brought deer? Crap. I can't keep up you *crosses arms and sulks* I'm a shitty Robkat.
Oh well, he said I tasted like the sweetest ambrosia...my blood that is
*blushes*
That's fucking deep dish pizza Alie....
Jewels, that is a beautiful poem. Very fitting for the boy's 90-something 17th birthday. I have tears...I need a hanky.
For the tears, and some other bodily fluids that leaked out, holy shiz.
Hahahahaha Rosalie has crabs - OH SHIT I forgot about the vamp hearing. I just heard her growl!!
niiice jewels...
My blood tastes like strawberries...
ha, who needs Bella's strawberry hair?
Who spiked the damn punch?!!!
That was so totes cooool!!!!
Alie, not much else matters..
Hey OT a bit..
Tyward... The orange garanamial pants called.. they want their shiteous shirt back.
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Sorry Rose...Nice Kitty....
Ellie, I totes slit Bella's ring finger and shoved her in a closet with Jasper..
We good to go...
LMAO Suz grananimals...
hi Leann!!
What I taste like pizza?? I did have that for dinner. Hmm. He tastes like Skittles.
Hi Leann! You here for the birthday party or just delivering more pizzas? I'm not sure where the hosts are - Alice is locking Jasper in the basement and Carlisle and Esme are nice enough if you can tear them away from necking in the corner like a couple of high schoolers.
ROFLMAO at jewels' poem
suz: lmao @ garanimals!
i taste like vanilla....vodka
he's drunk off of me
Carlise is TOTES getting to 2nd base.
and shhhhhh I have gotten rid of Bella.. Jasper is doing his thang with her bloody finger!
Don't tell Eddie.
i see y'all are getting high in here....
Would Edward be down?
hmmmm....not so sure. doesn't strike me as a toker.
Hahaha, Bella in the closet with Jasper.
Wait! Is this the Arrangement??
Show- Absolutely
Alie ..you tasting the rainbow again??
Mike Newton just came onto me....
Hey sho!
LMAO ... Edward as a toker. That would be funny to see.
Hell Twi, did Bella eat up all the pizzas already? Dayum. I only brought wine, imagine that!
*waves at Tenneil, Jewels, Suz...who am I missing?*
"rosalie has crabs" love it. Wonder if Emmett knows?
Edward is too conservative to be into drugs.
I taste like salt and vinegar chips!? Whhaa?
Eddie likey?
how you likin' the rain jules?
Jessica fucking Stanley is giving me the stink eye...
Edward would be the one to go all freak on leash when he's high, tho.
Stacy - I don't think Edward would "approve" of toking OL
I thought Bella had to get home - it's past her curfew...
Edward doesn't breath so he can't get high. He normally just uses it as a vase...but you know you only turn 17 once, um nevermind.
Stacy, still loving your story!!
Want a Bloody Mary???
BWAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!
yeah stace
i would LOVE to see Edward high...
*High Edward*
"tehehe, hey Bella, you said 'i'm hot.'"
Stacy- LMAO
Yeah he would.
Mandy Edward does his own brand of Heroin. It's called
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Ellie...TS...Show...holee shiz, I AM gonna have to order more pizza!
What's the punch spiked with? *taking orders for a juice run*
Me, Leann! Hi! :)
DD- No prolly not!
Ellie - thanks so much. Glad you are still liking it.
I'm always down for a bloody mary:)
sheesh we have to splain??
It's not a bong
it
a
Dong
LMAO Sho. That would be pretty funny!
I thought vampires Just Say No?!?
Imagunnadiedead over the pics-thanks for Christmas in June GOZDE!
A bloody Mary... hell yeah.
Jewels - don't worry Love. Edward is so sick of her inner dialogue she's gonna get the boot sooner.
Have you seen the bouncer?? HUGE - I think his name is Demetri...
ROFLMAO stacy....
Bella with Edward on a leash....
"NO EDWARD! DAMN! I said no sniffing other girls' butts tonight!"
hey leann: you gotta get some of this juice...
and hell yeah order more pizza.. we're all gonna have the munchies
can you get some brownies too?
I'm gonna rip Jessica's extensions out if she doesn't back off....
better get some more dip..
and NO MORE BUSTING BOWLS
Rosalie
bitch
Edward is to uptight to get high. Although, it would loosen him up some.
Thanks for splaining Suz - In that case Hell Yes pass that Dong LOL
CullenGal- These vamps can say no to humans, drugs should be no prob.
Show - that would be entertaining for sure!
Newtown is all over your shizz tonight Jewels..
Jessica is sending eye daggers..
as if.
Show- LMAO
you should totes stick your tongue down his throat just to piss her off.
i
would
I'm down for pizza and a long island iced tea
"Right?"
Jewels, use your powers of persuasion to get those two together already...Edward's getting cold waiting for you.
Oh wait, he's already sub-zero, never mind.
Speaking of which, time for me to "grab a cold one" myself!
Somebody better call the animal control department...there are a bunch of mangy mutts at the back door....
where the frig is Alice, isn't SHE meant to be hostessing this shin dig?
I need a drink!
Suz, you would stick your tongue in Newton? For realz? Good, I'll keep Edward company while you're otherwise engaged.
This party is getting out of control.
I told Alice the twinkle lights were like a fucking beacon....
Jewels bwwwwaaahhhh
you got that right..
some even got in!
lol
Damn, Jake's crashing the party?
Pizza, long-island for Show...check...ellie is already in the punch, check...Suz is smoking Mike's dong? ...check...
quick someone get the e collars
for the dogs.. that is no reference to collar edward wears for me
Who let the dogs IN?
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