Yeah DB, I have a life if that means going to watch my aunts and uncle play softball while trying to get a beagle to stop humping my 5 year old cousin's leg.
Rose, I was talking to Alie the other day about our Fuckfest back during christmas week, the first time we reached over 1000 posts. I was in PA on my daughter's laptop and I scouuldn;t keep up (unlike a certain British boy we all know and love...)
Kim, it would be a fucking surprise for my dh...he has no idea of my secret RK life. None whatsoever... My RK's are all mine and I don't share. That's why I'm still in school. I haven't learned any fuckiing manners.
Ellie... yeah you guys were on here tons when I first started... miss the fucking first months.. good fuckign times... and we'd take over the chat box... LMAO
See the thing is Ellie - Dani and Goz give us the goods. But the RKs set the standard for fucking blog partees. I just think we all need to remember that. This is our home...and I fucking love each and every fucking one of you, so fucking much. Too much fucking??
First, they taste good. Second, they make your breath fuckawesome. Third, they really do numb your throat in a comfortable way. Fourth.. well.. You could deep throat a footlong without gagging.
What I liked about these the most is that they didn't numb my honey when I used them. I've used the creams and then had to "perform" for hours (OK, it just seemed like hours) because the cream had numbed him too. But these numbed my mouth and throat, and not his manhood.
I have a "high class" porn store around the corner. Deals in whips, toys, Dress up, etc. It's really a super nice place. Yes, I am on their "call" list. They have Sunday nights once a month for women only. They call you personally to invite you.
ThenI must be the Queen, not just the Mistress...or Mistress Queen...or something. I don't fucking know...It's 1:30 here and I'm just fucking rambling, and I didn't even drink. This is just me. scary, huh?
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Suz, you're fucking Ten?
Really?
Damn, there's a lot of that going around, tonight...
TS
THAT IS FUCKING HILARIOUS
Double
Secret
PROB ation
love me some Animal House!
Ellie when I get drunk I go all Joan Fucking Jett
Hi Tenneil, Amanda, Rose, anon bitches, anyone else, sorry, I'm drunk again .... Laura better get her ass back here, I know where to find her!!
I was using snarcasm. Supersecret chatrooms are for loosers. Blogs are for winners.
Rose, what you were being sarcastic? I'm shocked.
Shit Suz our secret is out...
i just feel like fucking typing
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
is that too annoying?
Rose I care soooo fucking much that I think a little bit is coming out in my pants...
Sorry would've been here sooner, but was spending my evening illegally burning dvds ...
Fucking Schweet,new page!
DB, long time no see!
hahahaha Suz!
Sway lady sway...
Kim, you are such a buttpirate. Mmmm. I mean Pirate.
Hello loves!
Kim - I love it when you get all gangsta. Nice avi BTW.
Sway til the end of time...
lol DB
Whats Hot / What's Not
Bloggers ChatTwats
Rose, as usual, I fucking luv you!
Sabrizzzzzzzzzz my love
Sab! xoxoxoxox
Hey Sabrizzzlllee...*waves*
KIM, I WANT A FUCKING HELLO, TOO!!!!!!!!!!
Sabrizzz. You have a life or something? You joined us really late.
DB -- I got drunk tonight per your request!! You have no idea how long that took to type ...
and Kim... I fucking love you fucking back. So fucking there. How the fuck do you like that?
TS.. you avatar just asked me to fuck.....
Hope its ok.. but I am soo gunna
Hey Sabrizz!!!
Kim- for a while I thought you were just gonna tease me and leave me hangin. It means so much to me that you're here. Sniffs.
sabrizz! twice in one week :)
Hi Rose, Suz, Alie, DB, Kim, Ellie, TS, Tenneil and anyone else who is here!
My cute little Shamizzle is here!!!!!!!!!!
How are you, lovey?
Shit Rose...I'm way to drunk already and now you fucking crack out the fucks again?
Kim...I love you for your drunkeness.
suz: he tastes like peppermint... just sayin'
freshens your fucking breath
Yeah DB, I have a life if that means going to watch my aunts and uncle play softball while trying to get a beagle to stop humping my 5 year old cousin's leg.
well that will certainly come in handy when things start to blow....
my grammy always said... "rose... you can never have enough fuck in your life'
ELLIE!! I wanna have a threesome with u-me-you-know-who ... trying to keep with proper crassness ya know .. I'm cumming to your lake house!!
Shamizzle!!!! so glad to see ya!!
Peppermint what? I have a crapload of those peppermint throat numbing mints if you want some.
Kinda grouchy Ellie, I need a job! And a freakin' boyfriend!
TS I thought it was roses and cigarettes??
Rose, I love your Gran!
To much fuck is not enough
Rose, I was talking to Alie the other day about our Fuckfest back during christmas week, the first time we reached over 1000 posts.
I was in PA on my daughter's laptop and I scouuldn;t keep up (unlike a certain British boy we all know and love...)
suz: you did not just say
B
L
O
W
did you?
peppermint d(ck
I mean peppermint stick
disco stick what???lol
no ts.. I never say Blow...
just ask my husband..
lol
Kim, have you Googled where the lake is?
Some nice pics on there.
I remember that night well, Ellie...it was so much fun!
Yep - s'true Rose. Good times. Hey like tonight Ellie - SEE?!?!?!
throat numbing peppermint db...?
really? whatever would you use those for....?
Blow, blow, blow the man down...
t: that's how he smells... he tastes like peppermint in that fucking candycane shirt of his
yummmmmm
like christmas
Are they the fucking correct lyricss?
I love that Rob has an oral fixation... HMMMM
i love that i have a fixation on robs oral fixation
Ellie - No I haven't googled it, are you sure you want me to???? I might just show up!!
TS - for some reason I soooo want to deep throat a candy cane right now. Hmmmmm.
wait... you know this t?
Yep, Alie.
I fucking miss being on here like we fucking used to. We used to be fucking on here every fucking night.
*fucking sniffles
alie: you might need to get some of the throat numbing mints from db first...
Nice Rose... hmmm yeah
Gahhh...In my head.
Hmmm hmmm hmmmm.....
Could be a winner boy, you move quite well...
You got your number down...
Say you're a winner but man you're just a sinner now
those were the days my friend
I thought they'd never end
Ohhh and those mints totes work.
Kim, it would be a fucking surprise for my dh...he has no idea of my secret RK life. None whatsoever...
My RK's are all mine and I don't share.
That's why I'm still in school. I haven't learned any fuckiing manners.
Alie... OMG
That RULED!
...we'd sing and dance forever and a day...
this is the life we choose'''we'd fight and never LOOSE... (lol)
Ellie... yeah you guys were on here tons when I first started... miss the fucking first months.. good fuckign times... and we'd take over the chat box... LMAO
See the thing is Ellie - Dani and Goz give us the goods. But the RKs set the standard for fucking
blog partees. I just think we all need to remember that. This is our home...and I fucking love each and every fucking one of you, so fucking much. Too much fucking??
DB.. can you explain the benefits of said mints??
I am a little slow on the up take...
Give me the business all night long...
You're so together boy...
Say you're a winner but man you're just a sinner now
Suz, what did Alie say that ruled???
what's the candy cane reference from??
alie? is there really such a thing as too much fucking... really?
ALie, that was bootiful...
I am with the crying jags again...
I fucking love you all, too
First, they taste good. Second, they make your breath fuckawesome. Third, they really do numb your throat in a comfortable way. Fourth.. well.. You could deep throat a footlong without gagging.
nice alie :)
hope i can still come to the parties with all you sexy rks
Ellie, Deep Throating a candy cane..
TS said Rob tastes like peppermint cause of his striped shirt in her avi...
Ooooh yeah, and say you were to umm..I don't know suck your finger...Your finger would feel cold and tingly.
Rose - well, it depends on who it is with I guess. With you NEVER.
ellie: when i saw him in that shirt (my avi) i said why am i suddenly craving a candycane...
bahahahahahahahaha
Db is fucking KILLING me
DB...
LINK A BITCH UP?
lol
Alie, there's NEVER enough fucking...fucking remember that, okay?
and also remember...
You're not a nobody...you're somebody.
You've got as much right to be here as anybody else does...Okay?
heh, heh, heh...
Well that settles it Ellie, I'm cumming, let your dh know, shit's gonna get kinky!
I think he looks piratelicious.
Ah, the candy cane shirt...made me want to go to a barber...
Yes Db..
Very Naughtiacal...
Now about these.. magic mints...
where can one procure?
Yo-ho. Blow the man down...again.
Ellie - I have big dreams. And they all involve Rob.
i love Ellies avatar...cuz rob is fucking staring at me...
Hi rob!
piratelicious! i like that db!!!
ellie: hahahaha what'cha gonna do there?
LOL, Kimmmmmmmy.
http://www.amazon.com/Adam-Eve-Deep-Oral-Mints/dp/B00194969C
damn db with the fucking hook up!
wait til they get a run on those now... haha
So, Kim, you liked the Tim curry sloe gin video?
The man rocks. another man??
Suz, did you see that vid?
I can send you some Suz. I get them from a store up the street.
I have a fucking awesome pirate hat he could wear. I would totally volunteer to be his wench!
And Ellie if it weren't for you I wouldn't be here.
Rob says he has a chair in the naughty room for you. It's not a barber chair but he'll gladly give you a trim.
What I liked about these the most is that they didn't numb my honey when I used them. I've used the creams and then had to "perform" for hours (OK, it just seemed like hours) because the cream had numbed him too. But these numbed my mouth and throat, and not his manhood.
OMG.. That is great DB.. I am soooo getting some....
I thought they were regular mints.. that had these surprise benefits..not pornmints
LOL
I am sooooooo ordering right now...
Drunk blogging and drunk shopping WIN!
bahahahahaha sorry... so out of line
t.....?
you writing down the link for the mints?
Ellie..you know I fucking love Tim Curry..
HOOKABUP
DB... really? what kinda neighborhood do you live in where you can get PORN mints..
Up
The
Street
?
suz: lmao @ pornmints
rose: is that your official review???
Aw, Alie, you know I love ya', babes. and you would have been here with us regardless...
But I'm glad I was your first. LOL
SAY MY NAME, BITCH!!!
Rose WOW..
I am fucking sitting RIGHT HERE
WOW~
BAHAHAHAHA TS... i copied that from the site.
I dont think ive ever called the husband... MY HONEY.
and MANHOOD.
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
In the words of Niki Sixx..
I really just don't care about that..
I have a "high class" porn store around the corner. Deals in whips, toys, Dress up, etc. It's really a super nice place. Yes, I am on their "call" list. They have Sunday nights once a month for women only. They call you personally to invite you.
My name bitch.
Was that good Mistress??
Whoa another glitch in the matrix or what...spooooooky.
Nicki Stix what the fuck is his name???
oh shit rose... i thought you were channeling some ff lingo there
HAHAHAHA
Sabrizz..you know the one I'm talking about? LOL.
i cant believe you guys thought I actually wrote that fucking review.
im so fucking laughing right now.
manhood... BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
DB.. I love that...
Very cool...
Do you get a dickcount on the mints?
Suz, just Youtube Tim Curry Sloe Gin. It's a live concert thingie.
His voice is amazing in it and he's so melodramatic...
so, how many times have you seen RHPS?
16 in the theater, for me. No dressing up, just the props.
I have the DVD and all three ALBUMS...London cast, Broadway, and the movie...
It is totes true though. It does not numb the male member. LOL.
suz:??? you talking motley crue?
nikki sixx
FUCK THE CONFLICTING ERROR SHIT....
fuck fuck fuck fuck
my early aspirations were to be a High Class Whore.. trufax
LOL Suz, it's Nikki Sixx.
Where is it DB?
I have a frequent buyer card if that's what you mean. LOL.
And I had the t-shirts (Lips, anyone?) and was a member of the fan club once upon a time (Sal Pirro, where the fuck are you???)
It's before you get to the freeway by Michaels.
No TS
The fucker in HowToBE..
Responding to Kathy...
When he says to Art... (before they play ring and run)
"I just don't really care about that"
rose: just some of my sarcasm dear
but it WAS fucking funny
t: i keep getting that shit too... but i just hit refresh and all is well in the world again
ok, i get conflicting edits one more fucking time...watch the fuck out.
i saw him in SpamaLot
and.. well
I.. umm.. yea...
A Lot
Watch out..Rose is getting pissed.
its all fucking good, TS!
I love me some sarcasm!
I don't think I've seen the store but I'll look for it the next time I go by there. I don't really go off campus much :(
Ten I think you conflicted with me...
*tingles in my lady bits...
oh shit suz... you're the fucking htb master genius
i have no fucking clue what nikki's last name is in that hahaha
Tru Dat Rose .. mother fuckers are pissing me off bad...
When do you get back Sabrizz?
Saw RHPS every Friday night my entire senior year in HS
No dressing up..just lots of pot!
Suz, how was Spamalot?
I love me some Monty P.
I think school starts again on August 31st.
i just fucking noticed Kathys comment. where the fuck was i? conflicting fucking edits?
is anyone fucking mad or angry in here? didn't fucking think so.
Oh, Suz, that explains a lot...
LMAO~~
ellie... iam i making you tingly.. well now thats a first.. Now lets see what else can I try??
Geez. That's forever away. I need to go down there and see if anybody is tutoring for the summer.
TS you know how I feel about Art...
Forever
Maybe she's afraid of the word "fuck" Rose!
Nikki Fierce.
suz: it all comes back to pot
....and rob
mmmm now that's a combo i could take for a test drive
I'm rocking in the corner biting my nails.
I just miss Showme. Really. I want her to come back.
Oh, and Stacy, I wanted to tell her I love her FF, but oh well.
in fact..if I ever meet Rob and was a geek enough to as for a siggie...
I want him to wright "Arthur Freeman"
Or
Art (hearts) Suz forever and ever amen
Maybe, I don't know how many people take summer classes. They are spendy! What do you need a tutor for?
alie with the rescue!
rose... whaaaaa? mad? ummm no
ALie
THATS
IT
Nikki Fierce....
thanks m'luv
Reading and math.
DB, I like Stacy's ff, too!
It's really nice.
now kathy needs to come back.. so I can do the joke proper...
heh... they wont come back while we are here. Ya think the RKs intimidate them? :))
suz: that would be magical
Nikki stixx what the fuck is that
I've never heard a motley crew song in my fucking life...
brrrrrr
Well you can try but I don't know if you will be able to get a tutor during the summer.
fucking yes, Rose, fucking yes.
(gotta sneak that word in here as much as I can)
Rose..
just like all kats..
stroke em right
we
puurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
I got on and they left without a goodbye even. Geez. I have a complex now.
Whaat?? Sorry my turrets was just acting up. Did you guys need something??
well you rks intimidate me rose... i think i just pissed my pants
Suz sure sure... we know that "girls girls girls" was played the day you got the stripper pole put in...
Come out, come out, wherever the fuck you are!!!!
ARE YOU AFRAID?
I FREAKING NEED a tutor. They are outrageous around here.
lol Ts.. something came out in your pahhhnts?
Whaaaa????!!!! You've never heard a Motley Crue song???!!!!
TS, are you sure it wasn't JIZZED?
of coarse the rk's intimatdate they are the royalty of Robsessed.
I miss sho and Stacy but they got the smack down...it's still great fun lurking though.
bahahaha...i love tough bitch ellie
Twihot...Would that be inappropriate sexual turrets?
Ten..my mortal one...
how the fuck do you know about the pole???
sheesh....
Hey, have any of you seen Potter Puppet Pals on youtube?
suz just jizz from hearing you have a stripper pole?
*tweaks DBs boobies*
Huh what?
Uh, that would be Tourettes, right?
LOL
RP, you're still here!!!! :)
Okay, well maybe I was being snarcastic about one of those two.
I do love Stacy's FF and would love to chat with her though.
I have, ellie...
and RKs aren't intimidating!
We fucking ROCK.
Suz popping you motley crue xherry bb
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eaVlvr7UGvg
hahaha ellie! you caught me... jizz in mah pants
wow
comfortably numb comes in a throat spray...
Where the fuck have I been living my whole life??
You mean.. I coulda.. I coulda..never... oh my
Suz ~ I have mad skillzzz bb
Really?
fucking royalty?
ThenI must be the Queen, not just the Mistress...or Mistress Queen...or something.
I don't fucking know...It's 1:30 here and I'm just fucking rambling, and I didn't even drink. This is just me.
scary, huh?
FUCK ELLIE...
Pointing out my inability to type or spell when drunk? Hmmm. I didn't even wanna try since I am seeing double. I just copied Twihots fuckery.
rp... i had no idea you were still here... talk woman
t: nice with the link hook up ;)
rose: you do ROCK and i heart you big time
Ten..there are certain things I can't do....
hair band.. one of them..
just came back..
I meant intimadating in a good way.
you rock and us commoners live in awe of the RK's.
No I meant Turrets Ellie. I'm all up in ma castle and shizz.
Other Motley Crue recommendations:
Kickstart My Heart
Dr. Feelgood
Wildside
just came back..had company..
They don't all work the same Suz. Some don't suck.
I ment intaimadate in a good way.
you RK's rock to us commoners.
WB Rp.. xoxo
Suz, trust me I'm not into hair bands but the Crue actually rocks.
what db.
Hair bands
or porn mints?
RP... I think you are pretty ok... but how can intimidating be in a good way?
and its fucking OK...since I'm the one who brought the word up.
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