If you are fucking going to say fucking fuck so often, can you at least fucking add in Robs hot fucking cock to the phrase so it isn't so fucking redundant?
Hey ladies, I'll have what you're having...although it's only fucking one o'clock in the afternoon! Jewels, hanging out for the next chapter of 2S and want to see them "get their crap straightened out"...enjoying it BTW LOL
Jules. she was wonderful!!! I tried sending the video, but it says the file is too big. She's going to try something tomorrow so that I can send it to all of you...
Wow!! I step away for one minute and you all have been so busy...back to keep an eye on you all....Who needs a spanking first...Rob is asking. We've got the whipping bench warmed up. And my ass is kinda warm right now too.
What Jewels "10 PAGES AND NO FUCKING YET"...I'll bet you're building up to a BIG panty-melting session so I'll hang in there all right! Happy Robsessing 2nite all you RobKats!
Yes Rob they are Drunk.. forgive them fore they know not what they do... no wait.. Rob.. no drinking.. not you too.. ahhh shit I'm gonna have to start drinking now!
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«Oldest ‹Older 401 – 600 of 1376 Newer› Newest»Twitch that mothafucking cock Kat.
OMR - Kat broke out the cock.
Well, I see your cock and raise you a
TWITCHING
COCK
and to thnk ive only had 3 bottles of vucking beer. man i need to get fucking out meore. yanno?
Rose..
lol @ everyone take a fuck!
YES
FUCKING
PLEASE
It's twitching like a mofo and making my core ache.... fuck.
ah fuck yeah... rose how many fingers am i holding up?
i also diecided not to coreect any erroes in spelling just to see how fucked up i realloy fucking am. how the fuck is that?
Yeah Kat, you do. You realise you are Meowing right? Are you gonna purr next?
Jules, what are you stocking up on?
Cock?
TS - holding up where? Bwaahahahaha.... OK, so I thought it was funny!
DB - I LOVE your avatar saying that to Kat...I think Kellan has sumptin sumptin to twitch for us.
Rose I'm changing my Avi. To: If this is Hell I don't fucking care I'll fucking take it.
fingers.. did someone say fingers???
Rose- scary I type like that sober.
hahahaha kat
Purrrrrrrr, for you DB... anything, meaaaaaow!
ts you are fucking ok in my fucking book
Shit...I think I need a straw.
TS... thank you for laughing, the faith in my comedy is back...
rose: xoxo
i have a bendy straw...
I like things that .. bend
and DB you are the fucking best
I got the jello you all asked for
my stomache hurts lmfao...
Fuck Rose, do you fucking have to say fuck so fucking much?
Okay, so for the sake of you wenches I just more or less shotgunned a beer.
I'm gonna be so fucking goofy in about 5.4 seconds....
rp: don't hurl... i can't fucking handle it
Shit..I think Immagonna put Kola as my avitar.
Who gets the WTF awards here?
sorry db maybe you shouldnt fucking count what i fucking have to say cuz im fucking going to be saying fuck every other fucking word.
Hello all!
Goofy yet Jules?
Oh and Suz....
I rock out with my man's cock out!!!
wow im fucking impressed with my fucking perfect typing i am a smooth motherbitch arent i?
If you are fucking going to say fucking fuck so often, can you at least fucking add in Robs hot fucking cock to the phrase so it isn't so fucking redundant?
jules poke a hole in the side.. goes down quicker
Ladies, what's the subject, tonight???
LYNN!!! fucking glad to see you!
Yeah, that's right Rob baby. We are makin a drinking game out of your RobCock.
Ellie---I wonder the same thing!?
And before I start, let me just say
COCK
TWITCH
FOLDS
Whew, now that that's out of the way...
hi lynn :)
Fuck Rose. I'm sick and fucking tired of you fucking apologizing for every fucking thing!
Fuck It! I fucking love you! You are the fucking Bomb! Now fucking get over it!
Fuck. Rob. Cock.
That's the subjects.
grab a glass and make a toast.
Rose---sending you a cyber shot and an F-bomb! LOL
ellie!!! :)
my fucking night is made... sweet peanut butter and ellie is here!
Lynn, Ellie... you came! Together. Like fanfic...
Twi...I know how to poke a hole to get something to come out faster...
Hola, TS!
I think that Rob should carry a spray bottle of vinegar and piss around and offer to chase the paps for the fun of it.
He is so damn cute and cheeky in that vid!
Hey ladies, I'll have what you're having...although it's only fucking one o'clock in the afternoon! Jewels, hanging out for the next chapter of 2S and want to see them "get their crap straightened out"...enjoying it BTW LOL
Ellie BEAN!!! How'd Katie do tonight?
is this where i fucking apologize for apologizing? jules. i fucking adore the air that you breathe....
jules that was me love
Fuck Rob's Cock..?
sounds good to me....
We cum armed and dangerous!
How are all my girls tom=night? (saying this in my best Dark Edward voice...)
*tonight
I mean come...fucking ff.
Ellie..
I fucking love you!
Rose... I love you. I fucking do.
AWWWW Georgie!!!
Thanks BB!!! I've been writing away today and as Kat will tell you I am flummoxed that I have written 10 fucking pages and NO FUCKING YET!
WTF? BUILDING THE TENSION....
oh and let me say that i fucking love robert pattinson. forever and ever till the fucking end of fucking time.
Bahaha. Isn't the way to a mans heart through his dog?
Jules. she was wonderful!!!
I tried sending the video, but it says the file is too big. She's going to try something tomorrow so that I can send it to all of you...
I cried, she sang so beautifully.
Els---Kate would be so proud of you! Quit leaning your girls against the keyboard and stop breathing so hard!
ellie that is so sweet, i wont even add a fucking to that sentenece. heh.
LMFAO Jules....
does it rhyme with...robstrate?
Love you too, Suz! muah!
and Rose? Sweet peanut better and me? Love it. Yum.
TS, did you get my FB confirmation???
ellie: i did! thanks bb :)
Ellie, can't wait to FUCKING see it...
Wow!! I step away for one minute and you all have been so busy...back to keep an eye on you all....Who needs a spanking first...Rob is asking. We've got the whipping bench warmed up. And my ass is kinda warm right now too.
Lynn, the girls are reasting on my wrists as I type...
Wait..Hold up. You bitches have TS on FB? What the fuck am I? Chopped liver?
Damn,where's Kate when I need her? *resting
I have another fucking toast!
Jules - I have cleared my weekend in anticipation of the epic chapter...
I do, Alie, I fucking do!!!
Pick me!
Whooops! Thanks 30!!! Told ya I was getting goofy!
dont fucking worry db, i dont have ts on fb either. i think i will go eat some worms.
TO
Robert
Fucking
Pattinson
You are the very end of us all...
and we fucking love you
The END
Drink Bitches
Ummm Suz....did ya pass out? Waiting here.
Where's all the "others"???
DB, I'm chopped liver too... I want TS on FB!
Els--I wish my girls came even close to my wrists. Because, Lynn would a happy camper!
---->;0)<-------
DB...You gotta get 30 on FB!!!
She is the fucking shizz!!! WE LOVE HER!!!!
db: you wanna my digits? haha
FUck that. TS..you are moving to NSb
SUZ---LOL!!!
Ellie Rob sends his sincerest apologies for interrupting your moment. Now get your ass to the bench and bring his favorite riding crop...
Call me silly but are you ladies drinking tonight??
Suz... I'll raise a glass, erm bottle, to that....
On a scale of F..ing awesomeness he's off the F..ing charts!
Woofuckinghoo, Alie!!!
ahhh DB..look up
ya
stoned pony!
I wanna have DB and TS on my facebook!
Kat, you are so fucking silly.
Okay?
fucking great toat suz
Suz, I'm so excited about drinking with my Rob bizitches that I'm just all out fucking giddy and forget my manners....
Lynn... you don't have DB? Really?
Nobody here drinks. We are all anti alcohol. We also don't fucking swear.
Kat--I wish I were drinking but sadly I am not!
aahhhh Kelly..just a (hic)
smidgen
Kat---I will have to check your list and make a request...I need more peeps!
Ellie... I am? COOL!
Your silly Kelly.
db: what the fuck? really...the nsb list? really?
LMAO, DB!
Lynn, I can throw my damn girls over my shoulders....
Be thankful for being a member of the IBTC.....
What's nsb??
awww jules.. i'm blushing
i need a fucking chart
Jules---I am going for the fakies for my 40th...I plan to be all perky and freaky looking in my golden years!
Drink? Only on days ending in "y"....
Lynn, I use water balloons... if they pop I tell people I have a newborn at home...
What Jewels "10 PAGES AND NO FUCKING YET"...I'll bet you're building up to a BIG panty-melting session so I'll hang in there all right!
Happy Robsessing 2nite all you RobKats!
Shit..don't make me go into the whole thing again. LOL.
*running into Jewels arms*
Catch me catch me!!!
I wanna run to you oooohhah
hoooooo hoooo
I'm feel so happy and warm and fuzzy to have you all here. I could just lick, I mean kiss everyone of you.
If Rob didn't have me so tongue tied...
KAT!!! LMFAOROTF!!!!
LOL@ Kat! I will try that...ahhh, the poorwoman's boob job!
TS
Fucking Congrats!
I knew it.. all along!
rose: apparently once you get the chart.. my fucking ass is at the bottom .....boooo
Hi, georgie!
I'm Ellie and I have the key to the naughty room. Yeah, I'm fucking bragging.
bhahahahahaha
im
so
laughing
at
DB's
initials
adn
im
trying
like
hell
to
get
a lot
of
lines
suz: congrats for the nsb list? greeeat
Yup... no bionic bewbs for me... just the Walmart version...
ts that is so fucking not ture...youarent at the bototm of anything! fucking a
WTF is nsb???
DB is the initial queen..!
Fuck yea
Hola, Georgie!
I am taking the Key Holder privies over but don't tell Ellie!
Rose? type much?
Ellie, as long as Rob is in the naughty room I'll fight you for the key.
Kat, nice avi!
ellie: noob squad (subgroup b) hahaha db's brain child
aka the one's that have pissed her off
Never gonna happen, Lynn!
LOL
Rob and I have a secret deal over it.
DB - I love it when you go into to it though.
Oh DB, please don't stop. Yes, oh yes.
dude.. isnt that good?
fuck me.. I fucking don't know...
what the fuck fuck fuck!
Yes Rob they are Drunk.. forgive them fore they know not what they do... no wait.. Rob.. no drinking.. not you too.. ahhh shit I'm gonna have to start drinking now!
I took it and I hid it!
MUHAHAHAHAHA!
bhahahaha ellie i aint corecting my fucking typos fuck it to hell.
Ah, nsb.
Screw 'em.
still lmfao....
Georgie... you too....
Nope, I am stone cold sober!
Kelly - I just passed Rob a Heine and he's getting toasty w/us...
It's getting hot in HUR
both Rob and Tom would join you in a drink if they could.
Rose, you're fucking not saying fuck?
Well, fuckety fuck fuck fuck.
That's just fucking wrong.
Fuck.
well fuck me
Twi... do not encourage him!! He's got an early call tomorrow..
is rob here? rob you fucking own me please take me th e fuck away
NSB?
Shit, how many subs are there?
CHEEZ WHIZ DB!!!
You could of at least put some fucking salve on my ass before you sent me out of the room.
**Jules pouts**
early call...
sorta like
a Cock.. a doodle doooo???
Suz, the d list, e list, z list, all of 'em.
Rob hand me the Heine... NO NOT YOURS.. yes it's nice.. the bottle rob.. hand me the bottle
HOLLLAAAA LLADDIIIESSSS!!!
ellie i say fuck like breathing air i cant stop and if i do i will die
Lynn, if you're talking about Rob's subs, that would be ALL of us...
TENNEIL!!!! HEY BABY GURRRRRL!!!!!
WELCOME TO THE MADNESS!!!!
haha kelly!
hi t :) gotta drink ready?
Hey, Tenneil!
helooooo Ten
I like saying it almost as much as I fucking like doing it...
Fuck
Ellie - I likey the way you talky...
Ah, Rose, you've restored my fuckingfaith in you!
Hey, Tenneil!
And Kelly.
OK OK.. Rob.. one and then we really have to go
TS~ should I??? ok what did I miss??
Ten..my MB
welcome to the fucking party...
Cocks out?
lucky girl kelly if rob's handing yu his hiney.lol
Els---I typed and thought "GODDAMN IT"...open mouth and insert fucking foot.
I knew you would catch subs!
Hi Ellie..
Waves
Hi Ten
Waves
So where ARE they all?
bwhahahahaha kat i just noticed your fucking name
KatOwnsMe.com
TS.. I think I schooled him in the naughty room the other night...
He likey..he likey lots
Hey Tenniel... got a drink in hand?
Ts....
N
I
P
P
L
E
As in
COCK
FUCKING
TWITCH??
Hey Tenneil -
We are all getting Rob drunk and trying to corrupt. Except Kelly. Damn Kelly loosen up gurl.
Don't you have jello to make??
He's a hand full.. but I got it :)
Yeah, Lynn, I would catch that.
I'm a dirty gurl.
Feel like it's dirty.
Yeah, feel like it's wrong...
Twi I made the Jello
ROBERT.. DO NOT ROLL AROUND IN THE JELLO!!!
SHIT DB you broke the 6 line rule
oh suz...
B
I
T
E
M
E
baby
DB.. which that info is relevant and fucking important..
you broke your own fucking rule..!
What the mother fuck?
Guess I'm an NSa then? Do you reckon (pretty please)
Fuck Ten...Light that shit up in Neon...again.
I had to do it.
oppps.. I mean./
"while"
DB, I love it. Thanks for the schoolin'...
TS I will bite you sooo hard your great great great granny will feel it....
shizzzzzzzzzzz
RK=RobKat the best funcking bunch...
The rest of us... not so great...
ROB OUT OF THE JELLO I SAID
nah nah nah nah nah...
I'm one of the cool kids!
suz that rule doesnt fucking apply to a RK who has interesting and fucking fascinating shit to say
DB---I call dibs on "proper crassness"...I coined it!
I love the definitions!
That's it Rob - get it all up in the crevices...
DB - WTFrench - how do you know what is happening on the blog?
bwahahahahahahahaha
I bow down your your minutes.
Georgie- I wanns be nsa too.
kelly- Rob in jello is not a bad thing.
fuck yeah suz!
granny needs some loving too
FUCK DB!!!!
I hadn't seen your list of intials for the blogsters....
I am so fucking enamored of you right now I just might let you spank me again....
Why the motherfuck would Kelly make Jello and then FORBID boyfriend from rollin around in it
that shit aint right...
Kelly, splain yourself woman!
Lynn, mine is "ree-ree"
Alie---your mommy manners are showing!
WTFrench? LOL
ellie: you are the coolest
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