Robert Pattinson: The Surrealist Vampire



A HUGE thank you to @Janny73 for translating this article for us :) You rock!

THE SURREALIST VAMPIRE

BORJA BAS – May 1, 2009

Before half humanity offered their veins to him, Robert Pattinson frolicked in Lorca’s arms. It’ not a Gay fantasy, but Little Ashes , the film where the bloodsucker of Twilight personifies a young Dalí. We checked how much fame has changed him.

The mustache is not deceiving: Behind this personification of young Dalí, hides one of the most coveted specimens of today’s film industry. A year before personifying the romantic vampire of Twilight, Robert Pattinson 22, was devoted to the Mediterranean lifestyle in Barcelona. The excuse, the filming of Little Ashes, a recreation of the impossible love lived between the painter and Federico Garcia Lorca which shows us, for example, frolicking butt naked next to his friend and lover underneath the moonlight in the waters of Cadaqués. We caught him just getting off the plane in Vancouver to film New Moon the second part of the saga conceived by Stephanie Meyer.

EP3. What attracted you about Little Ashes?

Robert Pattinson. - That it’s and exceptional tragedy. I doubt that I can ever reach such level of tragedy in my carrier (laughs). I didn’t have any idea of who Dalí, Lorca and Buñuel where, until this film. And the more I found out about them, the more obsessed I became. Specially, with Dalí’s literary compositions. Many people don’t know this, but he was an incredible writer. I found that I had many things in common with him.

EP3. - For example?

R.P. – He had an enormous self-consciousness about him and how people perceived him. And he worked to manipulate this. It’s something I did throughout my childhood and teenage years.

EP3. - Dalí came out to be a vampire also. What have the casting directors seen in you to brand you like this.

R.P.- It’s weird. During a rehearsal of this film, Marina Gatell (who interprets, Magdalena, Lorca’s inseparable friend) told me: “ You Know? You are a vampire” it was so bizarre. And now that I remember it, it’s even more bizarre( laughs).

EP3. - And what do you think now about your first sex scenes in filming being with another guy?

R.P.- The worst part is that they’re not romantic at all, their really traumatic experiences. More than excitement, you feel sorry for both (laughs). It was all so uncomfortable, not only because the first one we did, Javier (Beltrán, who interprets Lorca) and I had just met the day before. But because we filmed with zero intimacy, surrounded by Spanish speaking technicians, a language I didn’t understand, and they where giggling at our expense.

EP3. - Who’s a better kisser, Javier or Kirsten (Stewart, his beloved in Twilight)?

R.P.- Definitively, Javier (laughs).

EP3. - You have said that because of the success of Twilight, it turns out to be difficult for you to carry a normal life. What do you do on your free time?

R.P.- Somehow, work has become my best refuge. Even though it may sound ridiculous, as soon as I get some free time I start reading scripts. I feel somewhat frustrated for not going to college, so I try desperately to self educate. I have brought with me to Vancouver like 100 books, they’re all scattered all over the hotel room.

EP3.- I have a feeling that it will be very hard for you to disassociate from “Edward The Vampire”. What would be the perfect role that would help you do this?

R.P.- Hey, if you hear of one, let me know (laughs). Anything that has nothing to do with blood, I hope.

EP3. - I have read that a masochistic narcissism drives you to read everything that’s published about you. How often do you google your name?

R.P.- Oh, you’ve seen that on my interview with April’s GQ right? Dude, I was joking, it sounded like I was a total loser and it made me laugh just saying it, so I did.

EP3. - You should know by now, that everything you say is news.

R.P.- Right, but it is so weird to me. And it can be very annoying, because I spend the day apologizing for all this rubbish that I say without even thinking. I have hopes that if I keep contradicting myself all the time, nothing I say will become news anymore (laughs). I’m a blabbermouth, I know…

EP3. - Is there something in particular that you’ve read about yourself, that has bothered you?

R.P.- Ehem (clearing his throat) … A couple of days ago, my Mum sent me an email, she was very worried, it seems, I’ve been hit in the face with some pole, while filming New Moon and I was unconscious…. And I haven’t (at the moment of this interview) even rehearsed for any scene yet; I haven’t even set foot in the set!

EP3. - Well the last thing I’ve heard about you, was that someone on the set, said that you stink, that you smell bad.

R.P.- (I’ve heard that). Yeah, I’ve read it too! Funny thing is that those kinds of rumors always come from “anonymous sources”. But if I just arrived to Vancouver! I must smell horrible, cause the set is 25 Kilometers from the hotel and I haven’t even been outside the room.

EP3. - You have also said that you would rather pass on having a girlfriend on an atmosphere with a reputation of being so polluted. Have you found anyone that has made you change your mind?

R.P.- Oh, no (laughs). I remember when I was filming Harry Potter & The order of the Phoenix, where I hardly have a small part, that everybody was talking about my then girlfriend. It is so stressing for them. You have to become so reserved about it.

EP3. - You really lived a persecution with Camilla Belle (10,000 B.C.) ….

R.P.- Yeah, but it was different with her. She was only a friend. It was funny for us. The thing is: if she’s not your girlfriend, it doesn’t matter; but if she is, it all turns into a nightmare, everyone wants to know what you’re doing.

EP3. - Have you had a stalker?

R.P.- You won’t believe this, but the last time I felt stalked, was when I was shooting Little Ashes, in Barcelona. A girl would wait for me at my doorstep every day. The truth is that she was really nice, completely normal, but it all sounds very weird…I don’t know whatever happened to her. Or maybe I was just nuts and she only existed in my head. (laughs)

EP3. - Let’s say you’ve got 8 weeks of vacation starting today, what would you do?

R.P.- I want to travel! That’s why I always look for work in different countries. I think next year I would like to work in Paris for three months.

EP3. - For what Project?

R.P.- Ahhh, we’ll see if I’m going to be a blabbermouth again….It’s a Bel-Ami adaptation, from Guy de Maupassant. Now that I’ve told you, I can go around telling to everybody. Besides, I’m sick of people saying: “You can only make those Twilight films, you’re nothing more than a fleeting star”. I refuse to accept that! (laughs).

EP3. - Maybe that way you’ll earn to be seated second row at the Oscars, like this year….

R.P.- Oh, man, how embarrassing. I’ve never felt so unworthy of anything in my life. What was I doing there, when I had only made one movie, which would never be nominated in the Academy Awards?

Little Ashes. In Theaters May 8, 2009.
Original article: EL VAMPIRO SURREALISTA

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Laura said...

Ellie and DB!! Hello! (Said in my best Waylon voice. LOL)

Mochachino said...

yeah, bols me too (re Art)

Anyone that's seen HTB - is that quote about seeing death everywhere and then being just 'so happy to be around' in it? I LOVED that

Anonymous said...

I've been passing this along, in case anyone missed it.

http://community.livejournal.com/lion_lamb/1651773.html

And I must say, "smushsmortion."

Suz said...

my husband said he would rather cut off his left nut than watch twilight.

Ellie said...

DB, the whipping bench is all warmed up for you (uh, yeah, I was in there a little while ago...Rob's getting the room ready for you). He said that you can pick the riding crop of yur choice...

Yvonne said...

ky~ dirty Rob might like it....

TwiHartRK said...

Sorry Rose!!!
You ARE my life now!

You are my other half:
RoseAlie.

Without you I'm fucking lost.
I'm choking on dust.
My puffy heart is deflated.

Yvonne said...

dirty Rob is my favorite Rob :)

~KY~ said...

ellie-nope. he doesnt get it. he likes the action, and not the kind we like, the vamp fightin shit. and the edward/jacob dual...

Ellie said...

Yvonne, I feel protective of my Twilight world, too. Even more so with Rob. LOL

Rose said...

Hell would fucking freeze over if my husband read a book, let alone Twilight. And quite honestly, I don't want to share it with him.

Rose said...

Awww Rosalie! I had forgotten!
My puffy heart is all inflated and puffed out to its puffy goodness.

Laura said...

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Rose!!!

Ellie said...

I just love how selfish we are of all this. Makes my heart swell with pride! :)

~KY~ said...

yvonne-he watched the movie before he had read the books and of course didnt really get it. now he does a little better. but still thinks its pretty cheesy.

i dont blame you for wanting to keep it yours. i just wanna keep rob mine. and i know he aint gonna be robsessed so were good. =)

Suz said...

lol @ Rose

Gemgirl65 said...

I don't have a DH...I'll just sit and listen to stories about all of yours. Some of them will make me sad I don't have one, and some will make me glad, perhaps. *g*

I don't think most men would be into Twilight. Should we wonder why Rob was so anxious to get the part of Ed? Of course, he hadn't actually read the books...just the script at the time.

DB, another slightly pissed person! yay! I have red wine if you're interested.

Kristen...I am scared if your place is so bad that Rob would be disgusted...lol

Yvonne said...

ky, my husband actually said "where were the werewolves?" after he watched it....yup.

Ellie said...

May I just say








PUFFY





COCK

Kat said...

My husband shared/shares my obsession with Harry, we both read the books and go to see the movies together... but he's not showed the slightest interest in Twilight and won't watch the movie - I'm kinda glad about that. It's "my" thing too.

TheDogsBollocks said...

okay, you really have to excuse me, but who the fuck is ky? Cause when I see that I freaking laugh my drunk ass off. ALthough, I should point out that KY is shiteous. Is like the Walmart of lubricants.

Ellie said...

And TWITCH

TwiHartRK said...

Suz -
Why does he feel threatened by Edward fucking Cullen??

My DH and I have a much deeper connection since my Twilight fetish and Robsession!!! Oh no wait I'm just hornier...

Mochachino said...

lol @ 'Waylan'

hey DB

wow Kristen, yeah no chance of that happening in my house

Mechevpao said...

I went awy to take a shower, now I´m lost in the conversation.. what is the topic now? ;)

Suz said...

while my hubby won't read or watch he happily dons the RobMask.... and thanks him from the bottom of his.....

Mochachino said...

leann, db ~ I have gin here to throw in the mix

Anonymous said...

erin~ Yeah. I mean..I can only deduce, from the clips that I've seen, that this will be the case.

But something about this movie...it's drawing me in. And it's not just because I come here and everybody's talking about it. I think I'm going to have an experience when I watch it...or something...

Does that sound strange to you?

Kat said...

Alie... count me in on that. DH is smart enough to know that he has a hornier wife because of Twilight/Rob/Fanfic... clever boy...

Ellie said...

LMFAO, DB!!!!!!


BWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAH!




um, suggestions then?

Rose said...

bahahahaha DB! You fucking SLAY me.

~KY~ said...

kat-im a harry potter girl too. =)

leann-im pretty OCD with cleaning im told so it might not be as bad as i make it sound. but to me it is.

Laura said...

I'm really selfish about Twilight. When my mom starting reading them, she wanted to borrow my copy of BD, but I wouldn't let her b/c it was my Rob autographed copy. So I actually made her go out and buy her own! Ok, I feel really bad after reading this! haha

Yvonne said...

DB...lmao....see KY. I told you.

It's Kristen...her middle name is Yvonne (hope it's ok that I'm sharing)...I thought KY was cute...

Suz said...

Lol Alie, what man wouldn't feel threatened??

He does enjoy the bennies of Robsession.

TheDogsBollocks said...

Okay..umm can we keep it to a 4 line minimum here? Puleez. My drunk ass no comprede (it's a riddle).

Rose said...

Hell Laura... I would have done the same thing! He TOUCHED it...he signed it... shit...the fucking book only costs like $5 anyway.
HAHAHAHAHA

Kat said...

DB... I thought the same thing about KY... glad you brought it UP. :-)

Ellie said...

Kat, I just realized your avatar is one of your fucking bullshit pictures. Did Rob make that face after he realized you were wearing your fucking wedding ring?

Rose said...

Don't
Fucking
Limit
My
Ass.
:)

TheDogsBollocks said...

FUCK BALLS...that should have been a 4 line MAXIMUM.

Kat said...

Yeah Laura... I would've done the same thing.

My autograph is still lost... I put it somewhere safe and have no fucking idea where it is.

TwiHartRK said...

LMAO Stacy!!

Laura - awwww no sharing the Twi that Rob signed? Well, how could she get it out of your Rob shrine - I build it one if I were you...

Ellie said...

Fuck Balls? You can do that, DB?

Gemgirl65 said...

Gin! Oh, that'll add to my hangover most shiteously. Pour some over here!

Suz...the RobMask? Why am I having some weird vision of Eric Foreman streaking with a Nixon mask on in That 70s Show? I need to be cut off immediately.

Yvonne said...

laura, I wouldn't have let that book out of my sight...even if it was mom...

Rose said...

BAHAHAHAHAHA
Does
This
Bother
you,
DB?

TheDogsBollocks said...

Will the real KY please stand up. I don't know who the fuck you are. Seriously. Plus I may be seeing double.

FUCK..5 lines.

Suz said...

should be a rule

after midnight

4 line post maximum

Cheers DB have anotha.

xxx

TheDogsBollocks said...

No Rose love. Keep it remedial then my drunk ass, and the dumb asses can both understand.

Mechevpao said...

Ohh DH and twilight...
I don´t have a DH, but I know that I can´t share my little fascination for Twilight, specially Rob, with any of them.. they would laugh.
Only with female friends, they do understand hahaha

Ellie said...

Leann, LMFAO! Forman as Nixon!

~KY~ said...

laura you have a fucking book that rob touched! omfuck!

i like KY...the name...now the lube...once again i'll say i dont need it since ive know Rob...=)

kristen yvonne, yeah thats me..KY...kristen, whatever...

Yvonne said...

Robmask? Do they make those? They should, they'd make a fucking mint.

Laura said...

Hell yeah, y'all! I got that book under lock and key! Nobody touches it but me! LOL


And Rose, I'm admitting this for the first time to y'all, but after I got his autograph and went back to the hotel, I fucking SLEPT with that book tucked under my arm like a teddy bear! All because he had touched it.

Yep, I need help! haha

Rose said...

OK. For puffy reasons unknown...
DB is cracking me the fuck up.
Oh wait...
It's cuz she's fucking HILARIOUS.
5 lines.

TheDogsBollocks said...

Ellie, no I can't fuck balls, but I can suck them in orally.

Yvonne said...

thank you for standing up Kristen and sorry I fucking ruined your life with a shiteous nickname...

Kat said...

Ellie... no, the look he gave me when he saw the wedding ring was sheer disappointment.

Ellie said...

Laura, was your DH jealous of a fucking book, since it was in your hands and not him?

Rose said...

You don't need help, Laura...
I shudder to think of what some of these ladies would have done with that very book! :)

Laura said...

Me too, Rose! DB, you are one fucking hilarious drunk! And I puffy heart you BIG TIME!

Suz said...

lol.. Yv. when my hubby wants...

He says...c'mon

I'll put on my rob mask

and he say maaaask all sexy and british..

WIN

Anonymous said...

You know people are calling me Ballsy right? Umkay I'm just sayin'.

I was really confused, there, for a minute.

TheDogsBollocks said...

Shit Rose, that was 6 lines plus your statement of 5 lines. I can still count..sorta. LOL.

Ellie said...

Aw, I like KY....



um, uh, ahhh, the nickname for Kristen.

Yeah, that's what I menat...

Yvonne said...

yeah, I would've slept with that book alright...

Laura said...

HAHA, Ellie! Well, I kinda waited until he fell asleep before I snuggled up with said book!!

Ellie said...

*MEANT

Rose said...

shit. I didn't realize KY was like a nickname...
Where the hell have I been?
Oh yeah...counting lines.

Suz said...

Laura, I soo would have cuddled that book.. hell i'd still be cuddling that book.

~KY~ said...

i know what the fuck i wouldve done with that book laura, and it wouldnt have been just tuckin it under my arm!
~and i really dont mind yvonne =)

Yvonne said...

alright then, KY it is :)

suz, so he has a real British accent?!!! So you can REALLY pretend. Damn, you are one lucky biotch!

TheDogsBollocks said...

Ahhh..KY is fine. Just don't mind me thinking your a crappy ass sticky as hell lubricant.

No offense. Bhaha

Ellie said...

Kat, after Rob and you smiled for the camera (well, YOU smiled, anyway...), did you let your face get all grimy because you didn't want to wash it, since his hair brushed up against it??????????????????

Laura said...

Shit, y'all are making me want to go grab the book and cuddle up right now!

Gemgirl65 said...

Jesus Mary and Joseph...you KNOW there will be Edward Cullen masks and costumes EVERYWHERE this coming Halloween. Eff. me.

DB, I have drunk over a bottle of wine this evening and can still type hideously long and boring paragraphs of utter crap...proof that it CAN (NOT "should") be done!

yeah...70s show slays me...so stupid but I still laugh, every time.

Anonymous said...

hey girls :) how is errrbody?

TheDogsBollocks said...

I pretend with my neighbor, just don't tell his wife.

Rose said...

Ok...
*taking big puffy breath*

DB?

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Ellie said...

And Laura, are you sure you just tucked the book under you arm, not anywhere else?

Suz said...

Uh huh Yv...

and lately I say.. honey, don't shave today.

; )

Laura said...

Ok, Kristen, I'll admit it. I kissed it too!! LMAO!

But that's as far as it went. haha

Kat said...

Ellie... he smiled... didn't he? Off to look...

And no... it's been 6 months. I have yet to wash my face. I kind of stink a little.

TheDogsBollocks said...

Oh... sorry Leann. You misunderstood me. I can type long ass paragraphs to. I just don't give a fuck enough to read them in my current state. No offense. Just sayin.

Suz said...

Where's Ten tonight..

I can't call up my messenger.

Yvonne said...

I like your long posts leann....you crack me up.

Yup, those Edward masks are inevitable...hmmmm....thats a good thing. Maybe dh will get one for Christmas....

~KY~ said...

lmao DB...

as long as
you dont
mind if i
use more than
four lines
k?

Ellie said...

DB, what do you pretend with your neighbor?

TheDogsBollocks said...

Okay, you know my story Rose. I'm not "doing" him. I just listen to him and close my eyes.

Gemgirl65 said...

Laura...there might still be traces of microscopic DNA on your book. Just think...little towheaded Robettes...it can be done. Your DH would never know the difference. muwahahahahawaaa....

Yvonne said...

Hi TS! :)

Laura said...

Hey 30!

Rose said...

Seriously.
I can't fucking stop laughing.

TwiHartRK said...

LMAO - I LOVE DB drunk blogging!!
I
told
you
she's
hilarious
!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ellie said...

DB,
How
long
can
I
possibly
make
this
message?
Will
it
keep
your
attention
it
I
make
it
this
FUCKING
long?

Rose said...

Hello TS!

Laura said...

OMG, Leann! That is brilliant! LOL!

~KY~ said...

hi 30...

Kat said...

Ellie... he's smirking. Pheeewwww.

Anonymous said...

damn is there some drunk blogging going on tonight? wtf? do i need to break the vodka outta the freezer?

Yvonne said...

suz....the scruff, that is what REALLY kills me. I come undone.

Ellie said...

Hi, TS!!!

Laura said...

DB, you need to get his voice on tape and share that sexy accent with the whole class.

Kat said...

Hi 30....

TwiHartRK said...

Cheers TS!

TheDogsBollocks said...

Rose.
I
Fucking
Puffy
Heart
You
to
Infintiy
So
You
Can
Type
Like
This
All
Night
and
I
Would
Still
Pick
You!
You
Are
my
everything!

Ellie said...

Oh, that's right, Kat. The smirk. Is it crooked? I can't fucking remember,.


Oh, yeah, I WASN'T FUCKING THERE!!!

Kat said...

Laura - would you like me to arrange for my brothers to call and chat with you?

Suz said...

Yv, I rent (pimp) him out on Tues and Thurs.

And yes TS.. break out the grey goose!

Ellie said...

Me
too,
DB?

TheDogsBollocks said...

Sigh. I know. And then he has those parties all the time, and jam sessions. OMFG. And then the car. Seriously..The car. I wanna stick P.E. on his bumper and take a pic.

Kat said...

Ellie... down girl. I fucking puffy cock, I mean heart, you and you know it. I would give my left nut to have had you there...

Yvonne said...

suz, in this economy, that's not a bad idea actually! You may have some takers!

Ellie said...

Can you imagine drunk DB in the Naughty room?


BWAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!


Love it.

TheDogsBollocks said...

Of
course
you
to
Ellie.
Ummm
DUH!

Gemgirl65 said...

Hi 30! We're all pissed as hell, that's how we are. We're rolling like RobArt and 20 cans of malt liquor.

DB, no offense taken! None meant either. It's hard to offend me. Otherwise, would I just jump in the fray here with all you longtime Robsessors and friends? I'm just kinda obnoxious like that.

BTW, my Robsession is probably the reason I don't have a DH or a DB or whatever you want to call the lack of Him in my life. Hard to explain to someone you've just met, "what do I do for fun? Oh, just hang out on Rob Pattinson fan sites all day and read Twilight books over and over...." ...watch as any sane male runs away screaming...

Suz said...

Yv, shall I pencil you in for next Tuesday?

hee hee

Kat said...

DB, you are cracking me up. I wanna go drinking with you....

TwiHartRK said...

Rose!!!!
What about me?
RoseAlie?
We go together like Rob and Diet Coke??
Forget it can never compete with DB. She's knows the good lube.

TheDogsBollocks said...

Wait..wait...Who the hell is handing out puffy cocks and where can I get one?

Ellie said...

Thank you Kat.




youknowyoumeantheworldtome,too.edu




(edu because I'm a teacher...)

Yvonne said...

Suz, Tues. works for me, let me check with the DH, oh wait a sec, maybe not a good idea, sshhhh :)

Laura said...

Kat, they can leave me a sexy voicemail!! LOL

~KY~ said...

lmao leann

Suz said...

at my age, the puffier ones get harder (no pun intended) to find.

Rose said...

Wait...what the fuck?

It's unwritten law that I will forever puffy heart each and every one of you.

Ellie said...

Kat's got the puffy cocks, DB. I just got one.


And I'm not giving it UP!

Suz said...

rightio, Yv.

Yvonne said...

leann @ "runs away screaming"....I can picture that. The only reason DH puts up with my insane Robsession is because he really has no choice. Poor guy.

Laura said...

MEL!! Where the fuck did you go??!

Anonymous said...

*30 leaves to get the booze* brb

TheDogsBollocks said...

Blah blah blah blah blah
blah blah blah blah blah
cock Blah blah blah blah
blah blah blah blah blah
blah blah

Blah blah blah blah blah
blah blah blah blah blah
Blah Blah blah blah blah
blah blah blah blah blah
blah blah Twitch blah blah
blah blah blah blah blah
blah blah blab blah blah
blah blah blah blah blah
blah blah blab blah blah
blah

blah blah blah blah blah
blah blah blab blah blah
blah blah blah blah blah
blah blah blab blah blah
blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah Throb blah
blah blah blab blah blah
blah blah blah blah blah
blah blah blab blah blah
blah

Laura said...

I don't want a puffy COCK. Maybe a pierced one. ;) Right girls?

Kat said...

PUFFY COCKS FOR EVERYONE... cum get them now while they're hard and ripe....

Ellie said...

Rose, your fucking puffy hearts go on to fucking infinity.



No bullshit.





yourpuffyheartsaresonearanddeartomeandilurveyouforit.net

TheDogsBollocks said...

ooooohhhh. Pierced puffy cocks. Geebus. You got me all hot. Heading to the kitchen for another cheap ass mexican beer.

Kat said...

Don't be so damn picky Laura...

TwiHartRK said...

Rose! Thank Rob! There is room in your puffy heart for all of us.

Now Ellie, you are just being stingy...That is soooo not like you!

Rose said...

DB
you
have
got
to
be
the
fucking
funniest
puffy
hearted
wench
I've
ever
known.
And
although
my
heart
is
trying
hard
to
be
all
puffy...
It
belongs
completely
to
you.
Forever.

Ellie said...

cock throb twitch.


Oh, I love this game!! LOL

Ellie said...

I wwant a ripe one, Kat.
Are they in season?

Laura said...

Speaking of...can I get a fucking Unexpected update?! It's been too long without Pierceward in my life.

Laura said...

The heart wants what it wants, Kat.

Oh wait. In this case, the CORE wants what it wants.

BWAHAHAHAHA

Rose said...

Ellie... You are the sweetest.

My trying to be puffy heart beats for you.

Kat said...

Laura... greedy and picky... what would Rob say?

TwiHartRK said...

^points to Laura.....
I'll have what she's having...

Ellie said...

Ah, Pierceward.


He's out getting something to eat.


The munchies, y'know...

Rose said...

I'm kinda waiting on Beautiful Bastard.
where the HELL is he?

Ellie said...

He's in Seattle, Rose....DUH!

Laura said...

I hope that Rob would give me what I want! haha

Kat said...

Ellie... bwaahahahahah....

TheDogsBollocks said...

OMGROTFLMFAO

WTF Ellie..What is it that you want ripe? You just made beer foam come out of my nose. Isn't there a name for that if it were not beer...Bearded dragon?

Ellie said...

And what might THAT be, Laura?

Rose said...

Haha smartass Ellie!

Kat said...

Laura, he would... I just know it.




















After he was done with me, so you might be waiting a while...

~KY~ said...

i am so fucking waiting on the beautiful bastard...

Laura said...

Damn! I knew there was a catch! Don't be too long with him, Kat!

Kat said...

Ripe puffy cocks, what has the world come to....

Rose said...

Yeah... BB is one of my most favorite Edwards.
Oh yes...

TwiHartRK said...

Does anyone want a toddler right now? He's really cute. I'll throw in the shiteous Nikes. Lil bastard won't sleep!!!!!!!!

Ellie said...

DB,
Kat said she had puffy cocks; RIPE ones...

Laura said...

Ellie--the same thing we ALL want from him :)

Kat said...

I can't promise you that Laura...

~KY~ said...

you see rose...my avatar is the BB in my fantasies...oh shit...i think im gonna have one now...

Ellie said...

Steady, Kristen, take breaths...

Rose said...

I dunno...RIPE doesn't have a positive connection for me...

TheDogsBollocks said...

Bahahah
JULES...GET YOUR FUCKING HOT DRUNK ASS ON HERE WITH ME!! LETS HAVE SOME DIRTY GIRL ON GIRL!

Suz said...

Good night gorgeous ladies ...

the grey goose, had got her goose.

sleep times.
xxx
RobSnogs to all

TwiHartRK said...

Rose!! Thanks for reminding me of Beautiful Bastard. He ranks at the top of my list as well. Couldn't definitely use some of that right now!

Rose said...

yes Kristen...that is pretty much how I picture my BB...maybe just a tad older...

Kat said...

Ellie... please tell Rob to stop looking at me that way. I'm on my 19th pair of panties, this is getting ridiculous....



... wait, no, I'll just go pantyless, he can continue his "I want you now" stare...

Laura said...

Night, Suz :)

Rose said...

nite suz:)

TheDogsBollocks said...

I've got the CHERRIES AND WIHIPPED CREAM. You pick the substance...lets wrestle.

Jewels64 said...

Okay...so got the text from DB to pull my head out of my "poor pitiful me ass" and get back on here and drunk blog with her....

DB..."I LOVE YOU MASTER...."

TwiHartRK said...

OMG Kristen - Yes!! Your avi is definitely Beautiful Bastard...

xoRobxo said...

No Crazy ~Thank you for the laughs:)

~KY~ said...

no shit kat...i gave up on underwear long ago for the sake of rob...

TheDogsBollocks said...

Hey Jules..Lets switch tonight. I'm to drunk to plan a scene.

And these fuckers aren't sticking to my 4 line limit.

Ellie said...

G'night, Suz! Glad yu were on with us tonight!

Kat said...

JULES... you're back... mwuuuuah!

Laura said...

Welcum back, Jules!

Kat said...

Night Suz.

TheDogsBollocks said...

Jules..why is fucking Little red riding hood in your avitar? The better to eat you with.

TwiHartRK said...

Night Suz!

Hey Jules!

DB is your Dom?

Ellie said...

DB,
will
you
wear
my
collar?


and
Jules,
I
lurve
you,
bb...

Rose said...

wb jules

Anonymous said...

i leave for a drink and come back to beautiful bastard talk... count me in. i love him. and kristen, your avatar does make me think of him...geez

Ellie said...

IT'S JANE!

(Jules, you look so young! *wink, wink)

~KY~ said...

yes twi =)

now the fantasies will be that much better...wait, i cant be the only one fantasizing about BB right...

;)

Jewels64 said...

DB...

Take off your clothes.

Hands up into the chains.

I will blindfold you.

You will take it and love it....

Ellie said...

Jules, is that Dakota?

Jewels64 said...

I'm Jane! Bitch!

Back off before I stun you into submission with my fucking mind...

Ellie said...

TS, Beautiful Bastard is one of my favorite Edwards...


Even more so, now that he's in Seattle.

~KY~ said...

lmfao jewels!

Jewels64 said...

yep Ellie...that's Dakota...

Ellie said...

Haha, knew it, Jules!

TheDogsBollocks said...

Absolutely Ellie. I has to have a pendant of Rob on it though.

Jules..I always love it dear.

NS...did I offend you guys in my drunken stupor?

TheDogsBollocks said...

FUCK.

Immersed in Cullenness. That would be a dream come true.

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