Robert Pattinson: The Surrealist Vampire



A HUGE thank you to @Janny73 for translating this article for us :) You rock!

THE SURREALIST VAMPIRE

BORJA BAS – May 1, 2009

Before half humanity offered their veins to him, Robert Pattinson frolicked in Lorca’s arms. It’ not a Gay fantasy, but Little Ashes , the film where the bloodsucker of Twilight personifies a young Dalí. We checked how much fame has changed him.

The mustache is not deceiving: Behind this personification of young Dalí, hides one of the most coveted specimens of today’s film industry. A year before personifying the romantic vampire of Twilight, Robert Pattinson 22, was devoted to the Mediterranean lifestyle in Barcelona. The excuse, the filming of Little Ashes, a recreation of the impossible love lived between the painter and Federico Garcia Lorca which shows us, for example, frolicking butt naked next to his friend and lover underneath the moonlight in the waters of Cadaqués. We caught him just getting off the plane in Vancouver to film New Moon the second part of the saga conceived by Stephanie Meyer.

EP3. What attracted you about Little Ashes?

Robert Pattinson. - That it’s and exceptional tragedy. I doubt that I can ever reach such level of tragedy in my carrier (laughs). I didn’t have any idea of who Dalí, Lorca and Buñuel where, until this film. And the more I found out about them, the more obsessed I became. Specially, with Dalí’s literary compositions. Many people don’t know this, but he was an incredible writer. I found that I had many things in common with him.

EP3. - For example?

R.P. – He had an enormous self-consciousness about him and how people perceived him. And he worked to manipulate this. It’s something I did throughout my childhood and teenage years.

EP3. - Dalí came out to be a vampire also. What have the casting directors seen in you to brand you like this.

R.P.- It’s weird. During a rehearsal of this film, Marina Gatell (who interprets, Magdalena, Lorca’s inseparable friend) told me: “ You Know? You are a vampire” it was so bizarre. And now that I remember it, it’s even more bizarre( laughs).

EP3. - And what do you think now about your first sex scenes in filming being with another guy?

R.P.- The worst part is that they’re not romantic at all, their really traumatic experiences. More than excitement, you feel sorry for both (laughs). It was all so uncomfortable, not only because the first one we did, Javier (Beltrán, who interprets Lorca) and I had just met the day before. But because we filmed with zero intimacy, surrounded by Spanish speaking technicians, a language I didn’t understand, and they where giggling at our expense.

EP3. - Who’s a better kisser, Javier or Kirsten (Stewart, his beloved in Twilight)?

R.P.- Definitively, Javier (laughs).

EP3. - You have said that because of the success of Twilight, it turns out to be difficult for you to carry a normal life. What do you do on your free time?

R.P.- Somehow, work has become my best refuge. Even though it may sound ridiculous, as soon as I get some free time I start reading scripts. I feel somewhat frustrated for not going to college, so I try desperately to self educate. I have brought with me to Vancouver like 100 books, they’re all scattered all over the hotel room.

EP3.- I have a feeling that it will be very hard for you to disassociate from “Edward The Vampire”. What would be the perfect role that would help you do this?

R.P.- Hey, if you hear of one, let me know (laughs). Anything that has nothing to do with blood, I hope.

EP3. - I have read that a masochistic narcissism drives you to read everything that’s published about you. How often do you google your name?

R.P.- Oh, you’ve seen that on my interview with April’s GQ right? Dude, I was joking, it sounded like I was a total loser and it made me laugh just saying it, so I did.

EP3. - You should know by now, that everything you say is news.

R.P.- Right, but it is so weird to me. And it can be very annoying, because I spend the day apologizing for all this rubbish that I say without even thinking. I have hopes that if I keep contradicting myself all the time, nothing I say will become news anymore (laughs). I’m a blabbermouth, I know…

EP3. - Is there something in particular that you’ve read about yourself, that has bothered you?

R.P.- Ehem (clearing his throat) … A couple of days ago, my Mum sent me an email, she was very worried, it seems, I’ve been hit in the face with some pole, while filming New Moon and I was unconscious…. And I haven’t (at the moment of this interview) even rehearsed for any scene yet; I haven’t even set foot in the set!

EP3. - Well the last thing I’ve heard about you, was that someone on the set, said that you stink, that you smell bad.

R.P.- (I’ve heard that). Yeah, I’ve read it too! Funny thing is that those kinds of rumors always come from “anonymous sources”. But if I just arrived to Vancouver! I must smell horrible, cause the set is 25 Kilometers from the hotel and I haven’t even been outside the room.

EP3. - You have also said that you would rather pass on having a girlfriend on an atmosphere with a reputation of being so polluted. Have you found anyone that has made you change your mind?

R.P.- Oh, no (laughs). I remember when I was filming Harry Potter & The order of the Phoenix, where I hardly have a small part, that everybody was talking about my then girlfriend. It is so stressing for them. You have to become so reserved about it.

EP3. - You really lived a persecution with Camilla Belle (10,000 B.C.) ….

R.P.- Yeah, but it was different with her. She was only a friend. It was funny for us. The thing is: if she’s not your girlfriend, it doesn’t matter; but if she is, it all turns into a nightmare, everyone wants to know what you’re doing.

EP3. - Have you had a stalker?

R.P.- You won’t believe this, but the last time I felt stalked, was when I was shooting Little Ashes, in Barcelona. A girl would wait for me at my doorstep every day. The truth is that she was really nice, completely normal, but it all sounds very weird…I don’t know whatever happened to her. Or maybe I was just nuts and she only existed in my head. (laughs)

EP3. - Let’s say you’ve got 8 weeks of vacation starting today, what would you do?

R.P.- I want to travel! That’s why I always look for work in different countries. I think next year I would like to work in Paris for three months.

EP3. - For what Project?

R.P.- Ahhh, we’ll see if I’m going to be a blabbermouth again….It’s a Bel-Ami adaptation, from Guy de Maupassant. Now that I’ve told you, I can go around telling to everybody. Besides, I’m sick of people saying: “You can only make those Twilight films, you’re nothing more than a fleeting star”. I refuse to accept that! (laughs).

EP3. - Maybe that way you’ll earn to be seated second row at the Oscars, like this year….

R.P.- Oh, man, how embarrassing. I’ve never felt so unworthy of anything in my life. What was I doing there, when I had only made one movie, which would never be nominated in the Academy Awards?

Little Ashes. In Theaters May 8, 2009.
Original article: EL VAMPIRO SURREALISTA

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Anonymous said...

I mean...people get bruises.

Just like cats die.

Melissa said...

*wicked grin*

Gemgirl65 said...

"fireball in the sky"...that's cool! Me likee. What language is that?

ana, bolide...I think that's just something we're always going to run into; the assumption that Twilight is a teen phenom, and if you're an adult who's into the books and/or movie, you must therefore be immature or unintelligent to like them. It's a stigma that'll probably always be there because so many teens do love the series, the movies, and have turned it into a money-making franchise, which always invites scorn and ridicule.

The books aren't rocket science, but they aren't as poorly written as some seem to claim, and frankly, I'd rather read something that's not perfectly written but makes me FEEL things so strongly in my gut the way the Twilight books do, than read some highbrow piece of literature that's impeccably written but doesn't grab me or take me on a journey the way these books do. We just have to suck it up and stick to our guns, I guess! The others don't know what they're missing.

Ellie said...

Hi, Mel!

Yvonne said...

mech, I agree, Edward is so completely selfless, it's frustrating. The one thng that bugs me the most about the whole series is that they don't communicate....when he leaves her, she thinks he doesn't love her, it's ridiculous. And he never feels worthy of her. Drives me crazy.

Mochachino said...

gnight elaine

Ellie said...

Mel, I've seen that wicked grin before, on you... LOL

~KY~ said...

hi ladies! had to robsess tonite...i MUST clean house tomorrow. i have been such a slacker this week. rob steals all my time, not that i mind. but i think my DH does. =)

crazy said...

Hi Ellie!
Hi Kat!
back to damn lurking :( i love these discussions...

Melissa said...

What are we talking about? New Moon??

Melissa said...

Oh I know you have Ellie...LOL

Kat said...

Mel.... mwuuuuahhhh..

Ellie... sweet Petunia makes me think of Harry Potter :-) I like it!

SO.... onto Rob....

Yvonne said...

leann, yup, all true statements. Oh well, we have eachother :)

Mechevpao said...

Oooohh they better not cut the bruises scene!!! That was one of the best in the book, that and the realization that second act caused Edward to destroy the headboard of the bed, I want to watch that on BD movie!!! Even though I wanted to smack Edward on the head in the “bruise scene” he was getting really neurotic in it, frustrating Bella again.

Yvonne said...

KY!!!!

Kat said...

Hey Crazy..

Yvonne said...

crazy, still lurking? Fucking computers.

Ellie said...

Yes, Kat, I'd like to be on (to) Rob.

Yvonne said...

mech, that's exactly what I'm talking about! Edward gets all stupid about the bruises, ruins the moment. Like when he proposes and Bella completely ruins it.

Kat said...

Ellie... I left that one open for you and you took it. THAT'S why I LOVE YOU.

~KY~ said...

lol yvonne

Melissa said...

Speaking of Harry Potter...I was just watching HP 5 a minute ago...

Yvonne said...

ky, f the housework, it will always be there!

Kat said...

Mel - let me guess which one.... erm, GOF?

Rose said...

Hello RKs!
Hello Robsessed people everywhere.

Ellie said...

Kat, you know I'm always going to take the dirty road...

Wait, that sounds gross. Nevermind.

Little Momma said...

ok hello everyone

Melissa said...

Haha-no Kat, Order of the Phoenix-my least favorite...for OBVIOUS reasons..LOL

Melissa said...

HI ROSE!!!!!!!!

Ellie said...

sweet Rose! Hello!

No, not GoF...

Yvonne said...

LM! Hey, how r u?!!!

Jewels64 said...

So...I'm popping in to see what's up and Jeezie Chreezie!

What is up with the novel length replies?

Just say it! And quick...

It's Friday...short attention span...

Anonymous said...

Leann~ It's really just a scientific term. Let me read, let me read. It looks as though it may be Greek?

I'm sorry that took so long. I got caught up in reading some of the comments.

The first time I read the saga, I felt as though I were in love.

Ana73 said...

i really dont see them putting in the bruises scene, it will be too much for the teen audience. i hope they keep it true to the book but i just dont know. there was a scene in twilight that supposedly kristin looked too provocative while kissing rob and stephanie had them take it out.

Ellie said...

Hi, momma! (should I put in the lil?)

Little Momma said...

Hey yvonne

Rose said...

Melissa, Ellie, Kat!! ♥♥♥

Kat said...

ROSE.... how the .... are you?

Laura said...

Well, well, well. Look what I found! Some hot Robkats! Hey girls!

Little Momma said...

hi ellie

Mochachino said...

Y ~ yes, I thought the reunion in NM was missing some important conversations

and Edward's reaction about the bruises and attitudes towards sex...I guess it could seem like an overreaction, but if you think about their situation, the reality of what he could do to her, it makes a bit more sense. That's why its important they show the bruises, etc.

Ellie said...

Ah, my Jules! so glad you joined us, lovey! ♥

Kat said...

Jules... you came (oooerrr).

Anonymous said...

Hey LM!

Rose said...

Kat... Did you forget the fucking word?

Melissa said...

HI LAURA!

Whats with that fucking bullshit picture??

LOL

Yvonne said...

ana, well, they BETTER, damn it. (I know you're prob. right though....boo hoo)

Little Momma said...

hey ballsy...i nver know what to call you! LOL!

Melissa said...

HI JULES!

Kat said...

Laura... oh my, I'm doing the happy dance. All these RK's in the same beautiful place...

Laura said...

Hey Mel! I'm rocking the fucking bullshit tonight! LOL

Little Momma said...

crazy?

Kat said...

Rose - no, just wanted the Queen of Fuck to be the first to say it...

Rose said...

Hey Jules and Laura! ♥♥

Gemgirl65 said...

G'night Elaine! I'm so slow she's probably already gone.

Crazy, I empathize! Meli was havin' puter problems tonight too. I actually had a 9-year-old Dell with windows 98 until 3 months ago! Now I have a brand-new 4GM RAM, 64-HD baby that saves zillions of Rob photos and movies and lets me Robsurf and Robblog endlessly...it's bliss. Until I get the credit card bill.

Yes, they HAVE to keep the bruises in BD, but I don't know what the hell they're gonna do with the Big Vamp Fight That Never Happens zzzzzzzzz............ No movie-making magic there.

I really can't wait to see all the make-out scenes in Eclipse come to life. Rob's kissing and fondling technique on full display for two hours. June, 2010. Yeah baby. (Of course if I get to see LA before then, miracle, I won't have to wait that long...but somehow I don't think it'll be the same. Seeing as how Dali was supposedly filled with shame and lust and confusion...I think Edward has mostly lust. And love. And confusion.)

Someone take away the wine!

Melissa said...

LOL-I LOVE IT!

Damn, I think it's about time I changed avatars...OH BUT WHAT TO CHANGE IT TO?

Anonymous said...

Hehe that's fine LM!

I think if the bruises scene is done tastefully, they can keep it.

Jewels64 said...

I'm in a mood that would make me a right foul git right now...

Had a bad day...a little pissy and I'm not in the mood for foolishness....

But hey all! Let's just breathe in the Rob goodness and I shall be cured!!!

Rose said...

Kat~ my fucking puffy heart bleeds for you.

Laura said...

Rose, Kat, Mel, Ellie, Jules :) :)

MUAH!!!

Anonymous said...

crazy's computer is on the fritz :(

Yvonne said...

erin, that's true, his reacton, and the reality of what he knew could happen. Love talking about it to someone who's read it OCD-like, just like me. I get all analytical...can't help it.

Melissa said...

Jules-does it make you feel any better to know that I puffy heart you????

Ellie said...

Laura! I just sent a call out to you, but you were already here! MUAH!

Little Momma said...

oh no! thats so sad about her computer...:*( RIP crazy's computer...hopefully she can revive it...

Ellie said...

Jules, I'm breathing him in deeeeeeeeeeep!

Jewels64 said...

Melissa! I have a new photo for my avatar...BRB...

Everyone may go "WTF?"

But it will sink in eventually....

~KY~ said...

i know yvonne, ive just been lettin rob take over my life (God i wish he would!) and now my house is a disaster! i will have to use serious willpower to stay away tomorrow.

hey jewels! i see your from my hometown! born and raised in h-town baby!

Kat said...

My puffy heart ACHES for you Rose... and my puffy heart wants to squeeze Jules into a big hug. My puffy heart wants to find out where Laura's party is and my puffy heart wants to make Ellie say naughty things... and Mel, my puffy heart is puffing for you.

... that's a busy fucking puffy heart...

Little Momma said...

hey kristen...me too!

Laura said...

Jules, I know how you feel, bb! I just took my wrath out on the dh. My day has been utterly shiteous, too!

Ellie said...

Kristen, we all have let our houses go to hell... LOL

Little Momma said...

oh about the htown thing

Melissa said...

*drumming fingers against desk-waiting for Jules to return with new avatar*

Rose said...

Ellie...your avatar is staring at me again...

Yvonne said...

leann, so much to look forward to....NM, Eclipse, LA...I can't stand it. Are you gonna try and see LA?

Rose said...

Kat, your puffy heart sounds like it might be deflated at this point...

Kat said...

Jules... where are you and your new avatar...

Melissa said...

Damn, Kat...thats a helluva lot of puffiness! But, damnit-I FUCKING PUFFY HEART YOU TOO!!!!!!!!

Ana73 said...

well i loved talking to you all about the books. i wont be back on til next. my grumpy husband will be back for the weekend
good night to all.

Kat said...

Nope, it's over puffed with love...

TwiHartRK said...

Hey ladies - I heard there's a party going on in here? Jules is unveiling some sort of space age avatar with fancy cup holders or something....

Someone pass me a drink over here...

Jewels64 said...

And because I feel evil tonight...

I reveal my new avatar...

In honor of NEW MOON...

I give you "JANE"

Mochachino said...

Y ~ me too! great! I know, I could go on and on (my friends just don't get the whole saga/rob thing). I mean, the fact that so many women are so obsessed with it just begs for analysis, doesn't it? So interesting.

Laura said...

Kat!! I puffy heart you!!!!

Melissa said...

Rose-your avatar is HOT. Have I told you that today??

Rose said...

Laura? Can I just say... At the G spot...you are fucking SLAYING me.
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Oh..and my ♥ belongs to you.

Laura said...

Hey, Alie!

Jules! LOVE the avatar!!

Melissa said...

Fuck me running, Jules!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GAH!

Melissa said...

HI TwiHOTTTT

Suz said...

Evening everyone..

What a wonderful RobDay
Full of
wonderful
RobGoodies.

What's the word tonight? I can't read all these comments...

But I can watch HTB BTS a million times.

xxx

Rose said...

Melissa? No, you haven't told me that today... I was fucking waiting for it.

TwiHartRK said...

Jules I'm speechless and that NEVER happens to me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And a little bit skeert...

Yvonne said...

night ANA...nice chatting with you:)

Laura said...

LOL, Rose! Thank you!! XOXO :)

Kat said...

Alie.... puffy heart love to you too... and here's a margarita on the rocks. Enjoy.

Jules... LOVE the avatar.

Laura - you fucking crack me up.

Gemgirl65 said...

goodnight Ana! Have a good weekend, even if it's a Robless one. ;)

Yvonne, I don't know, maybe Des Moines will get LA and I'll finally see it! Otherwise I'll just be ordering it on DVD, whenever it's available. (12th of never, seems like!)

Sorry Jewels, I am incapable of short replies, I'm a blabbermouth. but I'll give it a whirl. ;)

Melissa said...

Well, FUCK, Rose...Your avatar is all kinds of fucking HOT! HOT FUCKING DAMN!

Rose said...

Hey Alie and Suz! ♥♥

~KY~ said...

i figured LM, lol

i love it jewels!

Mochachino said...

pffft, housework :)

Anonymous said...

Aw I like reading your replies. They're very well thought out. I'm just like, "yeah. Yeah. ...Yeah."

Melissa said...

Hey Suz!

Suz said...

Rose, Hi!

Jules, Kat, Laura, Ellie, Melissa, Alie oh gosh just every fuckin body!

xxx

Little Momma said...

Kristen...the house thing too!!! dont even get me started on the laundry piled up...at least its clean right!

Jewels64 said...

I've been searching for a good Jane avatar and finally found one...the hood was priceless!!!

Oh to be the one to torture Robward.... but SWEETLY of course!

Kat said...

Rose... there was something about him the day your avatar pic was taken. Something even schmexier than usual. He looks so.... puffy hearted.

~KY~ said...

hey suz~!

and yeah, i know yall, i need a fucking maid.

Yvonne said...

erin, any time you want to get all scholarly and chat...you let me know.


leann...I'll call Des Moines tomorrow for you bb!!! I emailed Dublin for Hannah and Kate!

Mochachino said...

no leann I like your long replies! convos here can have lots of layers, just like rob

Laura said...

Hey Suz!

~KY~ said...

nope, mine aint clean, yet, but its deifintely piled up!

Kat said...

Hey Suz...

TwiHartRK said...

Jules! You are brilliant. Is it November yet?? I'm not even sure of my own name sometimes so I'm serious.

Leanne - you are a blabbermouth and Rob would be so proud ; )

Kat - I'm puffy hearting you too!!! Thanks for the drink.

Hi Suz - I thought I 'saw' crazy?? Were'd she go?

Hello Bold, Yvone -anyone I missed...

Yvonne said...

ky, a maid...now there's an idea. Oops, I AM the maid. WTF

Suz said...

Hi Laura, love that Avatar of yours...

seeeeeeeeeeeeeeex

Anonymous said...

Hey TH!

Rose said...

HAHAHAHA Kat! Yes...Rob was unusually puffy hearted that day... maybe its the combination of open shirt, beanie, sunglasses and that fucking jaw...

Yvonne said...

hi Twi <3 nice to see you!

Mochachino said...

Hi TH, Suz...hard to keep up here tonight!

Laura said...

Kat, you crack me up, too! You ALL do! I sit here at my computer cackling like a crazy woman every night! haha

Yvonne said...

yes, the open shirt....ahhh, on any other man it would look ridiculous

TwiHartRK said...

Y- Never cop to being the maid bb. Never let real life interfere with your Rob time...

Gemgirl65 said...

Y'all are making me feel like changing my avatar...good thing I've got Bella's friggin' shield or I'd be writhing on the ground like Edward Cullen at Jule's scaree new avatar....then again, if I could writhe WITH Edward Cullen, maybe that's not so bad!

Erin, we'll have to get together and anaylize away sometime! 'cause I am way over the age of obsessing, yet there are soooo many people around the same age who are obsessing too...is it the books? Is it Rob? Is it some weird combo? 'Cause it all just CLICKS together for me, and the fact that the more I find out about how smart and funny Rob is besides being ridiculously handsome just makes it that much WORSE!

OMG, no one is here to take away my wine, or care if I clean the house or not. Not good,....

Laura said...

Why thank you, Suz! Rob is one SEXY MAN!

Suz said...

Erin, it's hard.. but worth it..

when the RK's are in it sorta separates the women from the.....

; )

Gemgirl65 said...

Yvonne, you are the bomb! I haven't even called Des Moines yet myself, omg, Goz will kill me.

Yvonne said...

Twi...no shit, right?

Yvonne said...

Twi...no shit, right?

Kat said...

Laura - your avatar is inspiring me to change to a golden oldie from that very night... brb.

Anonymous said...

Leann~ Pass it over here. NOW.

Jewels64 said...

** yawns **

I'm tired peeps.

I am also not good company right now.

See ya beautiful babes tomorrow!

Muuuuaaaahhhh!
Jules

Laura said...

Kat--DO IT!

Rose said...

oh shit. here we fucking go again with the fucking bullshit pictures.

Laura said...

Night Jules! Hope your day is better tomorrow :)

Yvonne said...

night jewels... xO xO

Rose said...

Night Jules♥

Suz said...

Kat, DO IT! (please)

Though it is hard to take Art away.. I did it today as my own self promotion of L.A.

(But I miss Art so much)

Suz {hearts} Art the most

Yvonne said...

leann, you ere in good company. We are all in the same fucked up Rob boat.

TwiHartRK said...

Jules - that was a fucking SHOW you just put on you tease!

Now you are leaving us??

Well, I hope it's to write some Lostward or Dukeward....Sigh to be in your head for 10 minutes...I could never think that juicy shit up!!

I love you with all of Kat's puffy heart!!!!!

xo

Kat said...

Night Jules... puffy hearted hugs coming at you...

Rose said...

Good Fucking Grief.

Suz said...

night jules. xxx
sweet Rob dreams (where he is not being so sweet)

xxx

Laura said...

GAHHHH! That pic is a panty melter, Kat!

Gemgirl65 said...

Feel better jewels!

Hope you like Zinfandel, Bolide...sending some your way. *hiccup*

Yvonne said...

suz, just saw HTB (twice) and now I get why you are such a huge Art fan....he completely stole my heart.

Melissa said...

Night Jules!

Laura said...

BHAHA, Rose!!

TwiHartRK said...

Did someone text DB or get her on Facebook? brb...

Gemgirl65 said...

Kat, OMG, your avi...that is a quintessential RobFace.

Suz said...

Thanks Kat.

T
H
U
D

Anonymous said...

*swig*

Melissa said...

KAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Are you SERIOUSLY trying to kill me???

GAH!

Mochachino said...

night Jewels!

Y, Leann ~ yes I'd love to sit down sometime and have a book analysis, really! I'm a book nerd :)

Pass the bottle...

Suz said...

Yv,

you don't understand..

Art completely owns my soul.

He is my very end.

I can't take it.

Laura said...

Where the hell did Ellie go??

Rose said...

Yanno...I'm really not much of one to drink alone...but those fucking pics are enough to make me want to drown my sorrows.

Kat said...

HAHAHAHA... that face came after he realized I was British.. he said something along the lines of "No way, we're everywhere".... it is a Rob "face" if ever there was one...

~KY~ said...

so i SHOULD get a maid, that way i can ROBSESS more, that sounds fucking awesome. yet i somehow doubt the DH is gonna be down with that idea...

Suz said...

I just got back from a meeting (i.e piss up)

I am slightly pissed.

only very slightly....

(hic)

Melissa said...

meh....this will have to do for now until I find another one...

Yvonne said...

suz...LOL. I know, you've been going on and on about him for ages. I get it now...yup, I was so impressed with him in that role. He. Is. Perfect.

but I do love me some Daniel Gale.

Laura said...

Alie, I just left her a FB IM.

Yvonne said...

Rainbow sweater porn.

Anonymous said...

*passes to erin*

AHAHA

I like your opinions of the books, guys. I don't say much, but it's appreciated.

Rose said...

Kristen, if you just make like... little paths through all the shit...you get around the house without cleaning it. Just keep making BIG piles.

Suz said...

Brits Abroad, Kat.

My husband loves going to Orlando. I am the only yank there!

Melissa said...

NOPE. Can't do it....

Suz said...

Yv, I do tend to go on and on and on..

bear with me, yea?

Mochachino said...

cheers, bols!

Anonymous said...

I haven't seen How To Be yet, but I have this feeling that Art will be oddly relatable to me.

Yvonne said...

suz....I like it. You're loyal.

Laura said...

I JUST cleaned my house today for the first time in a while!! I had to! It was getting ridiculous! haha

Kat said...

Suz... you know, I never got the appeal of Orlando. My DH is like a little lost duckling in England. He hates the sterotype that comes with being a yank over there (even though he's not, he just has the accent) so it's the only time he's quiet!!!

Yvonne said...

Art is just so....fucked up. But you can't help but love him. Poor guy.

Anonymous said...

Cheers erin!

TwiHartRK said...

Suz - are you talking RobArt again?

It looks to me like you are cheating on him tonight with Robador...

He will be so crushed.

Rose, I have been trying your technique. I try to keep the clean clothes in a separate pile from the dirty ones at least : )

If my DH would stop forcing me to pay any attention to him at all I would just basically be mainlining...

Ellie said...

Okay, I'm back in action...
WTF did I miss?

~KY~ said...

rose-
i fucking love your random question and answer on your blogger profile. LMAO.

Rose said...

Ellie...you fucking missed ME.

Yvonne said...

@ cleaning the house....fake it. Just straighten shit up, you don't really have to CLEAN, just give the illusion of clean.

Gemgirl65 said...

Yay Suz, someone else pissed!

Passing Zin to everyone...cheers!

off to finish new avi...my fave Robward pic

Ellie said...

I did, Rose, I did.

TheDogsBollocks said...

Hello my dear RK's. How's it going tonight? Any excitement? If not I may just fall asleep. LOL.

Rose said...

hahaha Kristen! I just had to go over and read it...I had forgotten what it was! :))

TwiHartRK said...

Ellie!!! Your baaaaaack. I was feeling sort of empty without you.

~KY~ said...

ladies~my DH is actually reading the books right now. hes on eclipse. he had to see what my fucking addiction was. any of yours done that???

Ellie said...

Alie and Suz, hi, girls!

Jules, you're gone! :(
(I love your Jane pic!)

Melissa said...

HI DB!!

Rose said...

Hey DB! ♥

Anonymous said...

Aw, are you coming back Leann?

If not, have a good one!

Ellie said...

DB, so glad you're here!!!!

Kat said...

Ellie... your back....

DB, hello my lurve....

Suz said...

I know what you mean about Orlando.. but in the beginning whenever hubby's family came over they wanted Mickey fuckin Mouse...

I endured.

It was funny, when there I did feel like the only yank..Brits everywhere.

And hubby would never go in the pool and I would ask why not..
he'd say..

Brits Bathing.

TOO FUNNY.

He is a proper yank now.. bleah

Rose said...

Gee Thanks, Alie...I guess I don't fulfill you like Ellie does...
*sniff*

TwiHartRK said...

DB - What do you need to help you stay awake? Ellie DB needs some time in the naughty room tonight.

~KY~ said...

yvonne, i have been giving the "illusion" for so long its no longer possible. i couldnt fool a blind person.

rob would be disgusted with me. i must clean in case he shows up...

TheDogsBollocks said...

Haha. I'm glad I am here to, but maybe you shouldn't be. I'm buzzed on cheap mexican beer. WooHoo.

Ellie said...

Kristen, that's so cool that your Dh is reading the series. Does he "get it"? Not exactly the obsession, but why they are so popular?

Yvonne said...

ky, I got my dh to watch Twilight with me, once. He still doesn't get it, and won't read the books. In a way I'm glad. It's my world, and I kind of don't want him to be part of it. Is that mean?

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