Megan Fox Disses Robert Pattinson (and we all die from laughing)

Gozde: Excuse me while I laugh my ass off. (I thought LMAO was not enough, I had to spell it out :)) Megan Fox talking about holding a conversation....Hahahaha :))) Sweetie, Megan, you are so pretty. Just hush....and stand around....

From OMG!:

Megan Fox might be remaining mum on the state of her relationship to Brian, but she's quick to shoot down rumors that she rebounded with "Twilight" star Robert Pattinson.

"I just randomly asked someone for a light and it was him. That was the extent of our 'relationship,'" she said of the brooding vampire star. "But I'm sure there's going to be a different guy every week now."

And Megan would like the world to know that Pattison is not her type anyway - the same goes for Zac Efron.

"He and Zac-- they're just too pretty with the big hair and the suits. And Rob is, what, 22? Zac is 21? That's a joke," Megan said. "Boys in their twenties are a waste of time. They have nothing to offer conversationally; they're immature. I feel like I have a better shot with someone in his thirties."