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Ahhh more salacious bologna....Oscar Meyer must be having a heart attack right now!

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Jewels64 said...

I so freakin hate this mag. I hate that they churn the rumor mill with such indifference to the people they report about. It's all about paying the paps for the shot....for bringing salacious gossip so the film companies can hope for big box office....

What a vicious cycle. I'm so sorry that Rob, Kristen and Michael have to have this crap rehashed time and again.

Rob...Kristen...you are good friends. I get the relationship. I have very close male friends that I hold hands with, hug, give simple kisses to. This sucks that people have to belittle such a wonderful friendship that developed to handle the stress of the phenom that is "Twilight"....

Suz said...

TossWankerBullshit

eternaltwilight said...

Robsten look cute on screen but I don't think they could make it work in reality. When are they going to lay off on these rumors.

Cute baby Tristyan but her name doesn't roll off the tongue as easily and I'm willing to bet it's easier for kids to butcher.

Jewels64 said...

Suz!!!!

Hello Gorgeous! Howz my gal?

TwiHartRK said...

Suz? Jewels? You still here? I'm loving you both so much right now! Does this mean I should cancel my L&S subscription. I was under the impression they reputable sources??

Ellie said...

Hi, Jules, Suz, and Thao!!

These friggin magazines are the pits!

Ellie said...

And, yes, Suz,you said it all! LOL

Ellie said...

Alie, Alie, Alie!!!

TwiHartRK said...

Hi Ellie! How is your week back at work? Still keeping up on your Robsessing and RK emails?

Jewels64 said...

Hey Gals!!!

I'm here! I'm in! I'm playing for keeps tonight. Look out anyone who crosses me....

My gal Allison got sent home on American Idol tonight! So glad Adam is still there to win it BABY!

TwiHartRK said...

Awww Allison is gone??? I like her - she is very talented with a beautiful name!

Ellie said...

Alie, I'm not on much at work anymore. Just a quick check before work and then at my break, during a special. Nothing "hard". LOL

TwiHartRK said...

Kids in the tub - need to make sure no one is drowned - brb...

eternaltwilight said...

Hi Ellie, Jules! I don't remember Suz but hello to you too. How are all you ladies? Anyone still suffering a Cinco de Mayo hangover?

Ellie said...

Totally missed it, Thao...
I'm boring.

TwiHartRK said...

EternalTwilight - Are you Thao? The famous banner maker?

Jewels64 said...

BRB!!! My children are trying to kill each other right now....

Ellie said...

That she is, Alie!

eternaltwilight said...

Haha, Twiheart! Only when they're in the tub do we get our Rob-time.

Ellie said...

LOL, I've got a teenager...I've got other things to worry about!

TwiHartRK said...

Nice to "meet" you!! I can't thank you enough for sharing your talents with us!! Love the Robsessed banners you make.

eternaltwilight said...

Lolz, I make famously horrible banners Alie!

eternaltwilight said...

Thanks Alie! My talent wouldn't be worth anything if it weren't for the sex on legs that is Rob Pattinson.

Ellie said...

No, Thao, I love them!

TwiHartRK said...

Something to look forward - My oldest is 4 going on 18. He is already wanting to drive the car...Pretty soon he'll be the one recovering from Cinco De Mayo -UGH! They are out now and interrupting my Robsessing/bonding time!!

Ellie said...

Alie, where is everyone???

eternaltwilight said...

My oldest is 4 also and is already making me dread tweenhood much less teenhood.

Ellie said...

And where are you? LOL

eternaltwilight said...

I'm still hot and bothered from that DaliLorca love scene!

Jewels64 said...

just moved my lappie downstairs so I could fix my dinner (late, I know..but I need to eat...haven't eaten much today) and blog at the same time!!!!

DD said...

Eternal - I love your banners. Thank you so much for your work. I really enjoy them.

Jewels64 said...

Thao! Your banners are complete panty burners baby!!!!

Ellie said...

Yes, that kiss between them...very hot. In that scene, Lorca is so tender with his touches.

TwiHartRK said...

I think there are bunch more Robsessers on the thread below. Where are the RKs. My oldest is mid tantrum...GAH! Sorry I need about 20 minutes - then I need some blog time and a hot bath!

Suz said...

Jules.. Baby!

Suz said...

Is this the proper crassness thread?

Suz said...

Alie, Ellie

{HUGS}

Jewels64 said...

Suz!!! I'm here my love! Hi EllieBean!!! Alie...who loves ya baby?

TwiHartRK said...

OMG Thao - Never knew I could feel that way about guy on guy action. Pfft. Rob had no idea what he was gonna fuel!!

Ellie said...

Suz, it most certainly is!
Glad you're back~~You disappeared!

Jewels64 said...

I'm so glad you all are here! Yay! Intelligent women... lovely conversation...

HOT FUCKING ROB PATTINSON!!!!

eternaltwilight said...

Thanks DD, Jules and all you ladies for your kind words. Definitely encourages me to create more but I'm running out of photos of Mr. Sex on Legs!!

TwiHartRK said...

Suz is back in the house! How you doing tonight?

Suz said...

ellie is was lost in another thread

(sniff sniff)

was skaaa red

DD said...

Eternal - There will be more pics soon I would think. They will start some of the photo shoot stuff in prep for the NM release.

Suz said...

Suz is deliciously happy!

How are the gurls??

eternaltwilight said...

My 9-month-old son is messing with my Robsessed moment with his cranky self, need to console him and lie that he's my one and only. Olive juice ladies, until next time!

Jewels64 said...

Seriously Thao! The New Moon pix will be on the way soon!

Your vision of Roblovliness still rocks though....

KK (she who maintains decorum) said...

Okay, I checked in on the thread below and got a little grossed out. So here I am!!!

Jewels64 said...

This gurl is not happy...her girl Allison is going home....WTF?

TwiHartRK said...

OMG - Hi DD - How did I not see you? This is fun! K, let's gossip - bwahahahahahaha!

Seriously, I could come up with some good bullshit - but I'm gonna leave the fiction to the real writers... in the house.

Jules, I love reading everything you write. An UD update coming soon. I'm jonesing for LostVampward.

Ellie said...

Good talking with you, Thao;
take care!

KK, Hello!!

Suz, you're safe with us! LOL

Ellie said...

DB is DD?

Jewels64 said...

Yep Allie...I'm almost done. It surprised me while I was writing it...

No updating Two Stepping until I update Utter Darkness....

So hard flipping back and forth between the two!!!!

TwiHartRK said...

Night Thao!! So glad I know who Thao is!!!

KK!! Glad you're here! Getting randy and raunchy down below huh? Pfft. We are just getting a convo going here.

How are you?

Suz said...

KK, a bit graphic?

Tenneil said...

Hi... ladies..
Jules, Suz, Ellie and one else out there.. KK is that you??

Jewels64 said...

KK! Are they being naughty on the lower thread...Do I need to lay down some RobKat rules?

Ellie said...

Hi, Tenneil!

Jewels64 said...

Tenneil!!! Hello you gorgeous babe you!!!

TwiHartRK said...

Hi T!

What Jules, I'm going home?? Oh no you mean the other Allison. I haven't watched in a few weeks but she is wicked talented!

Tenneil said...

Alie,... girl how did I miss you...
mmmuuuuaaaaah

Hansom Ransom said...

Yeah the lower thread is getting a bit out there, lol

KK (she who maintains decorum) said...

TwiHeart - Yeah...they might want to rein it in a bit.

I'm tired as hell after last night! It was so great to hang out with you and the rest of the gals. Just living on borrowed time now, waiting for the regular school year to end...Whoo hoo!!

Suz said...

Ten ~ Mortal Beloved.

xxx

Jewels64 said...

Hell Alie...your home is here and in my heart....

Jewels64 said...

Do I need to go there? Just let me know.... Fuck it...I'm going in....BRB!!!!

TwiHartRK said...

Meh- sounds like someone needs to read some FF...

KK (she who maintains decorum) said...

Tenneil - It's me, though I'm not nearly as wound up as last night. :)

Tenneil said...

What shaken bacon???

TwiHartRK said...

or they have been reading too much??? If that were the case I'd be talking pure porn...

DD said...

KK - I was on the one below and left. Too gross for me too.

Twiheart - Hey girl. How are you?

Suz said...

T H W A C K!

Thank you Jules, may I have another!

KK (she who maintains decorum) said...

DD - Yeah..the idea to bottle Rob's...dream cream... Okay, I'm not even going there...you guys get the idea.

Tenneil said...

Hey KK... you were hilar last night...[hug}

KK (she who maintains decorum) said...

Tenneil - Me and the action figures. Who knew the possibilities???

Suz said...

OMG KK...

That is ...

well....

Suz <---speechless

Tenneil said...

Alie~ too much ff possibly... now lets think about that??? can you really... well in their case maybe!!
Hey you reading anything good gals??

KK (she who maintains decorum) said...

Suz - I believe they just got the slamdown from Jewels. I so heart Jewels. :)

DD said...

KK - btw. I also think Jean-Luc is hot. Of course, no one is as hot as His Royal Hotness but I am a big picard fan too.

Tenneil said...

Rob's dream cream...OMG
T
H
U
D......

Suz said...

Ten - First off

I could write FF about you avatar!

Secondly. did you read the one of E&B's first night in the cottage

(Breaking Dawn)?

Suz said...

dream cream = his hair product??

just askin'

Ellie said...

Ten, have you read The Ex-factor?
It's one of my current ones I'm reading.

KK (she who maintains decorum) said...

Suz - Not exactly the dream cream they're talking about...gulp.

Suz said...

KK

sometimes a smackdown is necessary...

Tenneil said...

Suz ~ hahaha suz funny you asked ...read that one today ... it was lemony delish...
You likey the avatar huh... me too
Need rob to be goofy today

babbles said...

evening ladies!!!!

Tenneil said...

Brooke~ hey girl... long time no write... *waves*

Ellie said...

Hey, Babs!!! xoxo

KK (she who maintains decorum) said...

DD - Jean-Luc...I've always been a sucker for Brits. They could read the back of a milk carton, and I'd be enamored :)

Ellie said...

Brooke, Jules is one thread below us right now. She's not happy...

Tenneil said...

ellie~ no i havent read that one... link please
reading Creature of habit now.. almost done

TwiHartRK said...

What'd I miss - anyone still here? Finally some peace...

KK (she who maintains decorum) said...

Ellie - I'm not one to talk. I've had to get the smackdown myself. It's so easy to "slip" when we're talkin' 'bout our Rob.

Tenneil said...

Jules opening the can???

Gemgirl65 said...

My thumb is dead from last night. It is screaming in pain. My thumb feels like Edward just bit chunk out of it. (Not really but I think I'm supposed to mention something Rob-related in this thread.)

Hello my ladies...I am not a prude but wow, it is pretty blue down there in the last post! lol

*sees KK with crossed arms, tapping foot* NO...I have not started reading the ff yet. I had to watch Lost and then call Mom about going to visit this weekend. GAH...Real Life, WTH. lol But I will, I swear! Pinky swear. Extended pinky swear.

I don't know why but I'm kinda excited that they're filming the indoor Volturi scenes right now in Vancouver. Rumor has it that Edward doesn't just drop the phone in a dumpster...it disintegrates in his hand. Awesome. :)

TwiHartRK said...

What Babbles is here? And Jules is giving out slaps? Can I have a spanking to go along with that?? I wanna go look but I'm skeert...Is she back?

Suz said...

we are here for you Alie, always..

I was going to ask if Jules needed back up

but then realized how fucking stupid that sounded..

lol

KK (she who maintains decorum) said...

Leann!!!!!! So you've come to dance with the devil, huh?

Suz said...

Alie you missed my earlier spanking session..

T W A C K

Thank you Mistress Jules, May I have another?

TwiHartRK said...

Look at Leeann showing up all defensive w/inside scoop and shizzz. Robsessers getting a little TOO hot and bothered down there, so we've heard...Did babs stick around?

Tenneil said...

Suz~ lol I heart you...

KK (she who maintains decorum) said...

Suz - Jewels made a good point though. Being acknowledged by the LA people is kind of a bit deal for Goz and Dani. Who knows who may be lurking here???????????

TwiHartRK said...

LOL SUZ - Jules needs back up - LOL!!! I try and ride her coat tails as much as possible.

Thanks for being here for me. Now can you tell me where I am?

DD said...

KK - I'm with you on the brit accent. I love the way Rob talks when he is being himself. And Jean-Luc with "make it so".

Jewels64 said...

Yeah...I'm back...

TwiHartRK said...

OOOPs - Sounds like maybe Jules does want us there...I'm off ladies - join me if you'd like. Or I'll try and be back - unscathed I hope...

KK (she who maintains decorum) said...

Jewels - Anyone left standing down there??? :)

Tenneil said...

Hey Jules.... *rubs shoulders* *gives a drink of water* or well what ever you prefer...WINK..

Jewels64 said...

I left nothing but dust in my wake....

Jewels64 said...

Yeah...that's right bitches...

my middle name is "JANE".....

Gemgirl65 said...

KK, I did not call you the devil, did I? *adjusts halo* I think I may have called Goz, Dani and Rob that too though, so you are in good company.

OMGoodness, am I missing a smackdown? Well, that description of the Black and White hair wax was to blame. Pretty funny. It was just begging to be turned into something dirty and wrong.

Suz said...

Alie you are here safe in the bosom of Robdom!

And yes KK

the acknowledgement on L.A. site is HUGE!

Decorum ladies.. decorum.

Pinkies "up"

KK (she who maintains decorum) said...

Leann - Did I agree to watch the commentary with headphones???

Suz said...

JulesJane may I clean your pistols?

Jewels64 said...

Suz...I would like nothing better!

** Winks **

Suz said...

Puff Puff

first must cool them down before handling...

TwiHartRK said...

Wow Jules!! To quote a brilliant FF writer "You Rock My Socks" :)

You did it with grace...

Ellie said...

Hi, Leann!

Jules, I checked down there, but you took care of it (LOL, sounds a little funny!)

TwiHartRK said...

Suz!!! "Pinkies "up""

Ah hell to the NO - this isn't the TwiMoms forum. No offense to any TwiMoms...

Suz said...

how bad was it.. on a scale from 1-10

1 being High School Musical

10 being Hustler ?

Suz said...

ok alie, how about fingers up.. noses?

Ellie said...

Ten, here's that link:

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4765157/1/The_Ex_Factor_Edward_Bella

TwiHartRK said...

LMAO Ellie!!!!

Tenneil said...

GEEZ now i have some reading to do...

Ellie did you say DOWN THERE???
OMG

KK (she who maintains decorum) said...

Suz - There were a few 10 moments...but things seem okay now.

Suz said...

ohh ellie, whats that one about?

Ellie said...

Suz, that remeinded me of a Monty Pythin skit where Michael Palin sticks his finger in his nose and he plays music! LOL

Ellie said...

Oh, and did you mention SPAM the other day???? :)

Suz said...

KK..

Whew!

thank goodness for the red caped crusader.

Suz said...

Ellie! twas me

lol

I sang the SPAM song for ya!

Ellie said...

Damn, I can't type tonight!

Tenneil said...

Ellie thanks gurl.... I need to have FF open when you are around... its all good!!! WINK WINK

Jewels64 said...

Don't mess with my Gals Goz & Dani...

I will cut a bi....

Ellie said...

Love it, suz, along with the Lumberjack song!
and the ministry of silly walks, and slapping with a fish, and the dead parrot, and, and, and...

Ellie said...

Where did Brooke disappear to?

Jewels64 said...

Anyhoo...

On to more pleasant things...

How freaking hot is Rob Pattinson...

Gallery Check!!!

Just wanna hear it from you ladies with all the best proper crassness evah!!!!

Gemgirl65 said...

Hi Ellie! And anyone else I didn't say Hi to...I'm like Edward that way. HI.

Oh, I'd say it was a good 9-Penthouse, working its way up to a 10-Hustler. Getting there anyway.

KK, you did not agree to listen with headphones on. I think I might combust if I did that too. It's bad enough watching it on my widescreen computer with the upgraded speakers a foot away from my face. Rooooobbbbb....*sighs like fangurl*

Tenneil said...

Its only a flesh wound... GAH I love that movie

Suz said...

Monty Python ruled my world back in the day!

TwiHartRK said...

Babbles is always teasing us. She comes on and waves Gambit in our faces and leaves...WTF is up with that??

NC said...

Lifestyle mantra:

Must have something about Pattinson
Must have something about Pattinson,
If can't get it,
Must make it out of thin air.

Tenneil said...

You must listen to DVD with head phones I am telling you... all the lovely sounds that Robert makes...SIGH.... it heavenly

Ellie said...

Ah, Jules, the man is Sex on Legs. We all know that.

*panties melting, drool on my face...
THUD

Suz said...

Jules

Patty's hotness is beyond measure

He is resplendent

Ellie said...

KK, you haven't lived until you've heard Rob whisper, "You're the princess, you're the belle..."in your ears.

Suz said...

Ten ~ any grunts?

I am a fan of grunting

TwiHartRK said...

Jules - Rob provides me with an abundance of mental, emotional and visual stimulation. I was empty before Rob. He brings my life so much joy and pleasure. My mojo cup runneth over!! Rob and the Robkats ARE my life now.

Now can I have that spanking??

Tenneil said...

Pattinson is beyond words... esp when kissing Lorca??? hot damn

Suz said...

Ellie, I actually have a scripted list of things I'd like whispered in my ear...

TwiHartRK said...

Could my computer BE Any slower tonight? Too much Rob goodness - it's about to combust along with my intimate apparel!!!

KK (she who maintains decorum) said...

I'm gonna do it! I'm gonna listen to the commentary on headphones with a pack of smokes and a bottle of wine! Rob can lull me into outer space with his delicious voice. I may not return; if so, Robsess on, ladies, Robsess on.

Tenneil said...

Suz~ yes grunting ....did you count his grunts in the movie...GAH!!

Gemgirl65 said...

Ellie, will you marry me and do the fish slapping dance with me? Cheese shop! Dennis Moore! The Spanish Inquisition! NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition!

In fact, Jewels' avi looks like it'll fit right in with the Spanish Inquisition. And she did get out the comfy chair and the soft cushions down there.

Wait, I think I'm supposed to say something about Rob. Ummm...Rob is British too. And hot. Hotter than the Monty Python guys. But often just as funny.

I am seriously brain dead tonight.

Ellie said...

Alie~~

youaresomytwinrightnow.com

Suz said...

I am with you Alie..

I don't remember my life before Robsessing took hold/over.

Tenneil said...

KK~ good luck you wont regret it at all... I think it is a robsessed must..twilight commentary on head phones...

Ellie said...

Ah, Leann, nudge, nudge, wink, wink, say no more, say no more... :)

Suz said...

no but I did count his sexy mo fo back moles in HA!

T

H

U

D

TwiHartRK said...

Ellie

YouTookTheWordsOuttaMyMouthand
NowIwantToKissYou.com

Ellie said...

Oh, and, Know what I mean? Know what I mean?

TwiHartRK said...

KK - DO IT!!! DO IT!!! DO IT!!! CHUG CHUG CHUG

Suz said...

Ellie.. LOL!

Tenneil said...

Life before robsessing??? HMMM wow I have forgotten... I know I have never laughed so much in my life... thanks ladies...

KK (she who maintains decorum) said...

Leann - Haha...Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition! Just like nobody expects Rob to get better every frickin' day he lives and breathes...BUT HE DOES!!!

Gemgirl65 said...

A nod's as good as a wink to a blind bat!

Suz said...

and now for something

completely

different


RobPattinsonisfookinghot

Ellie said...

Alie,

kissesrightbacktoyouandthensome.edu

Tenneil said...

Suz~ please dont bring up the moles... I might combused myself

KK (she who maintains decorum) said...

Tenneil...I don't know what you speak of. Life...before Robsessing? :P

Ellie said...

"A nod's as good as a wink to a blind bat!"

BWAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Gemgirl65 said...

KK, I already have the Cab open. I'll do it with you. I don't have headphones but I'll turn my quite awesome speakers up, so that Rob can titillate me with comments such as, "Sometimes I think my face looks like it's had reconstructive surgery, like after burns." Talk dirty to me, baby!

Suz said...

Mole

molie molie mole

mmmmmm mmmm mmmm mmole

mooooooole

moooolllie

mmooooooooooole..

molie molie molie

(please get the austin powers reference)

TwiHartRK said...

HaHa KK - I was talking about getting drunk on Rob - didn't realize you were also talking about Red wine - you might want to sip that.

But the headphones are good for mainlining his sexy voice.

Pfft - You'll even love the way he says Beyonce!!! "Got me looking so crazy right now..."

Suz said...

combusing yourself..

sounds kinky

Gemgirl65 said...

"RobPattinsonisfookinghot"

Say no more, say no more, say. no. MO-ah!

Jewels64 said...

LADIES...

And I use the term in the most adoring, loveable way...

YOU ALL ROCK!!!

Proper crassness evident and in full bloom!

THIS....THIS is what ROBsessed is all about!!!

Funny, charming, witty...just like our MAN!!!

New thread posted by the way....

Tenneil said...

Suz~
T
H
U
D

TwiHartRK said...

You know the spot I like don't you Ellie - winks.

And I'm not talking about Moles
Suzin Powers!! God you KILL me.

KK (she who maintains decorum) said...

TwiHeart - Seriously...how am I going to manage with out alcohol? Better take the next day off work to recover.

Suz said...

Beeee yon Say

T
H
U
D

If she heard him say her name..
it be..

BYE
Bye

Jay
Z

Gemgirl65 said...

Tenneil....the MOLES.

I thought I was the only one who is inexplicably, freakishly turned on by the moles on Rob's neck and back. I mean, that's weird, right? Right? *wipes up drool*

Gemgirl65 said...

Suz is trying to kill us.

KK (she who maintains decorum) said...

And now with the Monty Python references? I seriously heart all of you BIG TIME!! :)

Suz said...

That's it..

I am now

Suzin Fukin Powers


it's sooo very apropos..

Oh beeehave

(please don't)

Tenneil said...

Leann~ I have to be honest with you here... the moles are spoken for... ALL of them...sorry babe... *WINK*

Jewels64 said...

Leann!

ME TOO!!!

I wanna play connect the dots....

Ellie said...

Did we move up? and I'm still here?

TwiHartRK said...

Thanks Jules! MUAH - had to go look at the new post - OH Javier being all schmexy and gracious about working with Rob!! LOVE HIM!!

Tenneil said...

Suz~ do I make you horny???

Suz said...

Lean, I want to inspect (i.e. kiss) each and every Mad sexy mole on his body..

just sayin'


Suz <-----official mole inspector/ kisser

Suz said...

YEAH

BABY

YEAH!

Ellie said...

Haha, Ten, "Yeah, baby!"

I hope your teeth are better than Austin's...

Tenneil said...

Suz~ titled shared ...right???

TwiHartRK said...

Oh well, a little red wine buzz will only enhance your viewing and listening experience. I didn't think you should skip it all together. Just chugging it might not be the best route...

OMG Suz!!! JayZ Who??

Jewels64 said...

** LMAO **

Suzin Fuckin Powers.... PERFECT!!!

Gemgirl65 said...

OH crap, I have to go look at the new post. But you have no idea how I am also squeeeeeeing at all the Python quotes and Rob Mole-lovin' going on here. WHAT are the chances, I ask you? That so many bizarrely like-minded people have converged here? mind boggles...

Tenneil said...

Ellie~ why yes they are... but I have hair like a fembot...LOL

Ellie said...

LOL, Ten!

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