I so freakin hate this mag. I hate that they churn the rumor mill with such indifference to the people they report about. It's all about paying the paps for the shot....for bringing salacious gossip so the film companies can hope for big box office....
What a vicious cycle. I'm so sorry that Rob, Kristen and Michael have to have this crap rehashed time and again.
Rob...Kristen...you are good friends. I get the relationship. I have very close male friends that I hold hands with, hug, give simple kisses to. This sucks that people have to belittle such a wonderful friendship that developed to handle the stress of the phenom that is "Twilight"....
Suz? Jewels? You still here? I'm loving you both so much right now! Does this mean I should cancel my L&S subscription. I was under the impression they reputable sources??
Something to look forward - My oldest is 4 going on 18. He is already wanting to drive the car...Pretty soon he'll be the one recovering from Cinco De Mayo -UGH! They are out now and interrupting my Robsessing/bonding time!!
I think there are bunch more Robsessers on the thread below. Where are the RKs. My oldest is mid tantrum...GAH! Sorry I need about 20 minutes - then I need some blog time and a hot bath!
My 9-month-old son is messing with my Robsessed moment with his cranky self, need to console him and lie that he's my one and only. Olive juice ladies, until next time!
TwiHeart - Yeah...they might want to rein it in a bit.
I'm tired as hell after last night! It was so great to hang out with you and the rest of the gals. Just living on borrowed time now, waiting for the regular school year to end...Whoo hoo!!
My thumb is dead from last night. It is screaming in pain. My thumb feels like Edward just bit chunk out of it. (Not really but I think I'm supposed to mention something Rob-related in this thread.)
Hello my ladies...I am not a prude but wow, it is pretty blue down there in the last post! lol
*sees KK with crossed arms, tapping foot* NO...I have not started reading the ff yet. I had to watch Lost and then call Mom about going to visit this weekend. GAH...Real Life, WTH. lol But I will, I swear! Pinky swear. Extended pinky swear.
I don't know why but I'm kinda excited that they're filming the indoor Volturi scenes right now in Vancouver. Rumor has it that Edward doesn't just drop the phone in a dumpster...it disintegrates in his hand. Awesome. :)
Look at Leeann showing up all defensive w/inside scoop and shizzz. Robsessers getting a little TOO hot and bothered down there, so we've heard...Did babs stick around?
Suz - Jewels made a good point though. Being acknowledged by the LA people is kind of a bit deal for Goz and Dani. Who knows who may be lurking here???????????
KK, I did not call you the devil, did I? *adjusts halo* I think I may have called Goz, Dani and Rob that too though, so you are in good company.
OMGoodness, am I missing a smackdown? Well, that description of the Black and White hair wax was to blame. Pretty funny. It was just begging to be turned into something dirty and wrong.
Hi Ellie! And anyone else I didn't say Hi to...I'm like Edward that way. HI.
Oh, I'd say it was a good 9-Penthouse, working its way up to a 10-Hustler. Getting there anyway.
KK, you did not agree to listen with headphones on. I think I might combust if I did that too. It's bad enough watching it on my widescreen computer with the upgraded speakers a foot away from my face. Rooooobbbbb....*sighs like fangurl*
Jules - Rob provides me with an abundance of mental, emotional and visual stimulation. I was empty before Rob. He brings my life so much joy and pleasure. My mojo cup runneth over!! Rob and the Robkats ARE my life now.
I'm gonna do it! I'm gonna listen to the commentary on headphones with a pack of smokes and a bottle of wine! Rob can lull me into outer space with his delicious voice. I may not return; if so, Robsess on, ladies, Robsess on.
Ellie, will you marry me and do the fish slapping dance with me? Cheese shop! Dennis Moore! The Spanish Inquisition! NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition!
In fact, Jewels' avi looks like it'll fit right in with the Spanish Inquisition. And she did get out the comfy chair and the soft cushions down there.
Wait, I think I'm supposed to say something about Rob. Ummm...Rob is British too. And hot. Hotter than the Monty Python guys. But often just as funny.
Leann - Haha...Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition! Just like nobody expects Rob to get better every frickin' day he lives and breathes...BUT HE DOES!!!
KK, I already have the Cab open. I'll do it with you. I don't have headphones but I'll turn my quite awesome speakers up, so that Rob can titillate me with comments such as, "Sometimes I think my face looks like it's had reconstructive surgery, like after burns." Talk dirty to me, baby!
I thought I was the only one who is inexplicably, freakishly turned on by the moles on Rob's neck and back. I mean, that's weird, right? Right? *wipes up drool*
Oh well, a little red wine buzz will only enhance your viewing and listening experience. I didn't think you should skip it all together. Just chugging it might not be the best route...
OH crap, I have to go look at the new post. But you have no idea how I am also squeeeeeeing at all the Python quotes and Rob Mole-lovin' going on here. WHAT are the chances, I ask you? That so many bizarrely like-minded people have converged here? mind boggles...
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«Oldest ‹Older 1 – 200 of 375 Newer› Newest»I so freakin hate this mag. I hate that they churn the rumor mill with such indifference to the people they report about. It's all about paying the paps for the shot....for bringing salacious gossip so the film companies can hope for big box office....
What a vicious cycle. I'm so sorry that Rob, Kristen and Michael have to have this crap rehashed time and again.
Rob...Kristen...you are good friends. I get the relationship. I have very close male friends that I hold hands with, hug, give simple kisses to. This sucks that people have to belittle such a wonderful friendship that developed to handle the stress of the phenom that is "Twilight"....
TossWankerBullshit
Robsten look cute on screen but I don't think they could make it work in reality. When are they going to lay off on these rumors.
Cute baby Tristyan but her name doesn't roll off the tongue as easily and I'm willing to bet it's easier for kids to butcher.
Suz!!!!
Hello Gorgeous! Howz my gal?
Suz? Jewels? You still here? I'm loving you both so much right now! Does this mean I should cancel my L&S subscription. I was under the impression they reputable sources??
Hi, Jules, Suz, and Thao!!
These friggin magazines are the pits!
And, yes, Suz,you said it all! LOL
Alie, Alie, Alie!!!
Hi Ellie! How is your week back at work? Still keeping up on your Robsessing and RK emails?
Hey Gals!!!
I'm here! I'm in! I'm playing for keeps tonight. Look out anyone who crosses me....
My gal Allison got sent home on American Idol tonight! So glad Adam is still there to win it BABY!
Awww Allison is gone??? I like her - she is very talented with a beautiful name!
Alie, I'm not on much at work anymore. Just a quick check before work and then at my break, during a special. Nothing "hard". LOL
Kids in the tub - need to make sure no one is drowned - brb...
Hi Ellie, Jules! I don't remember Suz but hello to you too. How are all you ladies? Anyone still suffering a Cinco de Mayo hangover?
Totally missed it, Thao...
I'm boring.
EternalTwilight - Are you Thao? The famous banner maker?
BRB!!! My children are trying to kill each other right now....
That she is, Alie!
Haha, Twiheart! Only when they're in the tub do we get our Rob-time.
LOL, I've got a teenager...I've got other things to worry about!
Nice to "meet" you!! I can't thank you enough for sharing your talents with us!! Love the Robsessed banners you make.
Lolz, I make famously horrible banners Alie!
Thanks Alie! My talent wouldn't be worth anything if it weren't for the sex on legs that is Rob Pattinson.
No, Thao, I love them!
Something to look forward - My oldest is 4 going on 18. He is already wanting to drive the car...Pretty soon he'll be the one recovering from Cinco De Mayo -UGH! They are out now and interrupting my Robsessing/bonding time!!
Alie, where is everyone???
My oldest is 4 also and is already making me dread tweenhood much less teenhood.
And where are you? LOL
I'm still hot and bothered from that DaliLorca love scene!
just moved my lappie downstairs so I could fix my dinner (late, I know..but I need to eat...haven't eaten much today) and blog at the same time!!!!
Eternal - I love your banners. Thank you so much for your work. I really enjoy them.
Thao! Your banners are complete panty burners baby!!!!
Yes, that kiss between them...very hot. In that scene, Lorca is so tender with his touches.
I think there are bunch more Robsessers on the thread below. Where are the RKs. My oldest is mid tantrum...GAH! Sorry I need about 20 minutes - then I need some blog time and a hot bath!
Jules.. Baby!
Is this the proper crassness thread?
Alie, Ellie
{HUGS}
Suz!!! I'm here my love! Hi EllieBean!!! Alie...who loves ya baby?
OMG Thao - Never knew I could feel that way about guy on guy action. Pfft. Rob had no idea what he was gonna fuel!!
Suz, it most certainly is!
Glad you're back~~You disappeared!
I'm so glad you all are here! Yay! Intelligent women... lovely conversation...
HOT FUCKING ROB PATTINSON!!!!
Thanks DD, Jules and all you ladies for your kind words. Definitely encourages me to create more but I'm running out of photos of Mr. Sex on Legs!!
Suz is back in the house! How you doing tonight?
ellie is was lost in another thread
(sniff sniff)
was skaaa red
Eternal - There will be more pics soon I would think. They will start some of the photo shoot stuff in prep for the NM release.
Suz is deliciously happy!
How are the gurls??
My 9-month-old son is messing with my Robsessed moment with his cranky self, need to console him and lie that he's my one and only. Olive juice ladies, until next time!
Seriously Thao! The New Moon pix will be on the way soon!
Your vision of Roblovliness still rocks though....
Okay, I checked in on the thread below and got a little grossed out. So here I am!!!
This gurl is not happy...her girl Allison is going home....WTF?
OMG - Hi DD - How did I not see you? This is fun! K, let's gossip - bwahahahahahaha!
Seriously, I could come up with some good bullshit - but I'm gonna leave the fiction to the real writers... in the house.
Jules, I love reading everything you write. An UD update coming soon. I'm jonesing for LostVampward.
Good talking with you, Thao;
take care!
KK, Hello!!
Suz, you're safe with us! LOL
DB is DD?
Yep Allie...I'm almost done. It surprised me while I was writing it...
No updating Two Stepping until I update Utter Darkness....
So hard flipping back and forth between the two!!!!
Night Thao!! So glad I know who Thao is!!!
KK!! Glad you're here! Getting randy and raunchy down below huh? Pfft. We are just getting a convo going here.
How are you?
KK, a bit graphic?
Hi... ladies..
Jules, Suz, Ellie and one else out there.. KK is that you??
KK! Are they being naughty on the lower thread...Do I need to lay down some RobKat rules?
Hi, Tenneil!
Tenneil!!! Hello you gorgeous babe you!!!
Hi T!
What Jules, I'm going home?? Oh no you mean the other Allison. I haven't watched in a few weeks but she is wicked talented!
Alie,... girl how did I miss you...
mmmuuuuaaaaah
Yeah the lower thread is getting a bit out there, lol
TwiHeart - Yeah...they might want to rein it in a bit.
I'm tired as hell after last night! It was so great to hang out with you and the rest of the gals. Just living on borrowed time now, waiting for the regular school year to end...Whoo hoo!!
Ten ~ Mortal Beloved.
xxx
Hell Alie...your home is here and in my heart....
Do I need to go there? Just let me know.... Fuck it...I'm going in....BRB!!!!
Meh- sounds like someone needs to read some FF...
Tenneil - It's me, though I'm not nearly as wound up as last night. :)
What shaken bacon???
or they have been reading too much??? If that were the case I'd be talking pure porn...
KK - I was on the one below and left. Too gross for me too.
Twiheart - Hey girl. How are you?
T H W A C K!
Thank you Jules, may I have another!
DD - Yeah..the idea to bottle Rob's...dream cream... Okay, I'm not even going there...you guys get the idea.
Hey KK... you were hilar last night...[hug}
Tenneil - Me and the action figures. Who knew the possibilities???
OMG KK...
That is ...
well....
Suz <---speechless
Alie~ too much ff possibly... now lets think about that??? can you really... well in their case maybe!!
Hey you reading anything good gals??
Suz - I believe they just got the slamdown from Jewels. I so heart Jewels. :)
KK - btw. I also think Jean-Luc is hot. Of course, no one is as hot as His Royal Hotness but I am a big picard fan too.
Rob's dream cream...OMG
T
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Ten - First off
I could write FF about you avatar!
Secondly. did you read the one of E&B's first night in the cottage
(Breaking Dawn)?
dream cream = his hair product??
just askin'
Ten, have you read The Ex-factor?
It's one of my current ones I'm reading.
Suz - Not exactly the dream cream they're talking about...gulp.
KK
sometimes a smackdown is necessary...
Suz ~ hahaha suz funny you asked ...read that one today ... it was lemony delish...
You likey the avatar huh... me too
Need rob to be goofy today
evening ladies!!!!
Brooke~ hey girl... long time no write... *waves*
Hey, Babs!!! xoxo
DD - Jean-Luc...I've always been a sucker for Brits. They could read the back of a milk carton, and I'd be enamored :)
Brooke, Jules is one thread below us right now. She's not happy...
ellie~ no i havent read that one... link please
reading Creature of habit now.. almost done
What'd I miss - anyone still here? Finally some peace...
Ellie - I'm not one to talk. I've had to get the smackdown myself. It's so easy to "slip" when we're talkin' 'bout our Rob.
Jules opening the can???
My thumb is dead from last night. It is screaming in pain. My thumb feels like Edward just bit chunk out of it. (Not really but I think I'm supposed to mention something Rob-related in this thread.)
Hello my ladies...I am not a prude but wow, it is pretty blue down there in the last post! lol
*sees KK with crossed arms, tapping foot* NO...I have not started reading the ff yet. I had to watch Lost and then call Mom about going to visit this weekend. GAH...Real Life, WTH. lol But I will, I swear! Pinky swear. Extended pinky swear.
I don't know why but I'm kinda excited that they're filming the indoor Volturi scenes right now in Vancouver. Rumor has it that Edward doesn't just drop the phone in a dumpster...it disintegrates in his hand. Awesome. :)
What Babbles is here? And Jules is giving out slaps? Can I have a spanking to go along with that?? I wanna go look but I'm skeert...Is she back?
we are here for you Alie, always..
I was going to ask if Jules needed back up
but then realized how fucking stupid that sounded..
lol
Leann!!!!!! So you've come to dance with the devil, huh?
Alie you missed my earlier spanking session..
T W A C K
Thank you Mistress Jules, May I have another?
Look at Leeann showing up all defensive w/inside scoop and shizzz. Robsessers getting a little TOO hot and bothered down there, so we've heard...Did babs stick around?
Suz~ lol I heart you...
Suz - Jewels made a good point though. Being acknowledged by the LA people is kind of a bit deal for Goz and Dani. Who knows who may be lurking here???????????
LOL SUZ - Jules needs back up - LOL!!! I try and ride her coat tails as much as possible.
Thanks for being here for me. Now can you tell me where I am?
KK - I'm with you on the brit accent. I love the way Rob talks when he is being himself. And Jean-Luc with "make it so".
Yeah...I'm back...
OOOPs - Sounds like maybe Jules does want us there...I'm off ladies - join me if you'd like. Or I'll try and be back - unscathed I hope...
Jewels - Anyone left standing down there??? :)
Hey Jules.... *rubs shoulders* *gives a drink of water* or well what ever you prefer...WINK..
I left nothing but dust in my wake....
Yeah...that's right bitches...
my middle name is "JANE".....
KK, I did not call you the devil, did I? *adjusts halo* I think I may have called Goz, Dani and Rob that too though, so you are in good company.
OMGoodness, am I missing a smackdown? Well, that description of the Black and White hair wax was to blame. Pretty funny. It was just begging to be turned into something dirty and wrong.
Alie you are here safe in the bosom of Robdom!
And yes KK
the acknowledgement on L.A. site is HUGE!
Decorum ladies.. decorum.
Pinkies "up"
Leann - Did I agree to watch the commentary with headphones???
JulesJane may I clean your pistols?
Suz...I would like nothing better!
** Winks **
Puff Puff
first must cool them down before handling...
Wow Jules!! To quote a brilliant FF writer "You Rock My Socks" :)
You did it with grace...
Hi, Leann!
Jules, I checked down there, but you took care of it (LOL, sounds a little funny!)
Suz!!! "Pinkies "up""
Ah hell to the NO - this isn't the TwiMoms forum. No offense to any TwiMoms...
how bad was it.. on a scale from 1-10
1 being High School Musical
10 being Hustler ?
ok alie, how about fingers up.. noses?
Ten, here's that link:
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4765157/1/The_Ex_Factor_Edward_Bella
LMAO Ellie!!!!
GEEZ now i have some reading to do...
Ellie did you say DOWN THERE???
OMG
Suz - There were a few 10 moments...but things seem okay now.
ohh ellie, whats that one about?
Suz, that remeinded me of a Monty Pythin skit where Michael Palin sticks his finger in his nose and he plays music! LOL
Oh, and did you mention SPAM the other day???? :)
KK..
Whew!
thank goodness for the red caped crusader.
Ellie! twas me
lol
I sang the SPAM song for ya!
Damn, I can't type tonight!
Ellie thanks gurl.... I need to have FF open when you are around... its all good!!! WINK WINK
Don't mess with my Gals Goz & Dani...
I will cut a bi....
Love it, suz, along with the Lumberjack song!
and the ministry of silly walks, and slapping with a fish, and the dead parrot, and, and, and...
Where did Brooke disappear to?
Anyhoo...
On to more pleasant things...
How freaking hot is Rob Pattinson...
Gallery Check!!!
Just wanna hear it from you ladies with all the best proper crassness evah!!!!
Hi Ellie! And anyone else I didn't say Hi to...I'm like Edward that way. HI.
Oh, I'd say it was a good 9-Penthouse, working its way up to a 10-Hustler. Getting there anyway.
KK, you did not agree to listen with headphones on. I think I might combust if I did that too. It's bad enough watching it on my widescreen computer with the upgraded speakers a foot away from my face. Rooooobbbbb....*sighs like fangurl*
Its only a flesh wound... GAH I love that movie
Monty Python ruled my world back in the day!
Babbles is always teasing us. She comes on and waves Gambit in our faces and leaves...WTF is up with that??
Lifestyle mantra:
Must have something about Pattinson
Must have something about Pattinson,
If can't get it,
Must make it out of thin air.
You must listen to DVD with head phones I am telling you... all the lovely sounds that Robert makes...SIGH.... it heavenly
Ah, Jules, the man is Sex on Legs. We all know that.
*panties melting, drool on my face...
THUD
Jules
Patty's hotness is beyond measure
He is resplendent
KK, you haven't lived until you've heard Rob whisper, "You're the princess, you're the belle..."in your ears.
Ten ~ any grunts?
I am a fan of grunting
Jules - Rob provides me with an abundance of mental, emotional and visual stimulation. I was empty before Rob. He brings my life so much joy and pleasure. My mojo cup runneth over!! Rob and the Robkats ARE my life now.
Now can I have that spanking??
Pattinson is beyond words... esp when kissing Lorca??? hot damn
Ellie, I actually have a scripted list of things I'd like whispered in my ear...
Could my computer BE Any slower tonight? Too much Rob goodness - it's about to combust along with my intimate apparel!!!
I'm gonna do it! I'm gonna listen to the commentary on headphones with a pack of smokes and a bottle of wine! Rob can lull me into outer space with his delicious voice. I may not return; if so, Robsess on, ladies, Robsess on.
Suz~ yes grunting ....did you count his grunts in the movie...GAH!!
Ellie, will you marry me and do the fish slapping dance with me? Cheese shop! Dennis Moore! The Spanish Inquisition! NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition!
In fact, Jewels' avi looks like it'll fit right in with the Spanish Inquisition. And she did get out the comfy chair and the soft cushions down there.
Wait, I think I'm supposed to say something about Rob. Ummm...Rob is British too. And hot. Hotter than the Monty Python guys. But often just as funny.
I am seriously brain dead tonight.
Alie~~
youaresomytwinrightnow.com
I am with you Alie..
I don't remember my life before Robsessing took hold/over.
KK~ good luck you wont regret it at all... I think it is a robsessed must..twilight commentary on head phones...
Ah, Leann, nudge, nudge, wink, wink, say no more, say no more... :)
no but I did count his sexy mo fo back moles in HA!
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Ellie
YouTookTheWordsOuttaMyMouthand
NowIwantToKissYou.com
Oh, and, Know what I mean? Know what I mean?
KK - DO IT!!! DO IT!!! DO IT!!! CHUG CHUG CHUG
Ellie.. LOL!
Life before robsessing??? HMMM wow I have forgotten... I know I have never laughed so much in my life... thanks ladies...
Leann - Haha...Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition! Just like nobody expects Rob to get better every frickin' day he lives and breathes...BUT HE DOES!!!
A nod's as good as a wink to a blind bat!
and now for something
completely
different
RobPattinsonisfookinghot
Alie,
kissesrightbacktoyouandthensome.edu
Suz~ please dont bring up the moles... I might combused myself
Tenneil...I don't know what you speak of. Life...before Robsessing? :P
"A nod's as good as a wink to a blind bat!"
BWAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
KK, I already have the Cab open. I'll do it with you. I don't have headphones but I'll turn my quite awesome speakers up, so that Rob can titillate me with comments such as, "Sometimes I think my face looks like it's had reconstructive surgery, like after burns." Talk dirty to me, baby!
Mole
molie molie mole
mmmmmm mmmm mmmm mmole
mooooooole
moooolllie
mmooooooooooole..
molie molie molie
(please get the austin powers reference)
HaHa KK - I was talking about getting drunk on Rob - didn't realize you were also talking about Red wine - you might want to sip that.
But the headphones are good for mainlining his sexy voice.
Pfft - You'll even love the way he says Beyonce!!! "Got me looking so crazy right now..."
combusing yourself..
sounds kinky
"RobPattinsonisfookinghot"
Say no more, say no more, say. no. MO-ah!
LADIES...
And I use the term in the most adoring, loveable way...
YOU ALL ROCK!!!
Proper crassness evident and in full bloom!
THIS....THIS is what ROBsessed is all about!!!
Funny, charming, witty...just like our MAN!!!
New thread posted by the way....
Suz~
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You know the spot I like don't you Ellie - winks.
And I'm not talking about Moles
Suzin Powers!! God you KILL me.
TwiHeart - Seriously...how am I going to manage with out alcohol? Better take the next day off work to recover.
Beeee yon Say
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If she heard him say her name..
it be..
BYE
Bye
Jay
Z
Tenneil....the MOLES.
I thought I was the only one who is inexplicably, freakishly turned on by the moles on Rob's neck and back. I mean, that's weird, right? Right? *wipes up drool*
Suz is trying to kill us.
And now with the Monty Python references? I seriously heart all of you BIG TIME!! :)
That's it..
I am now
Suzin Fukin Powers
it's sooo very apropos..
Oh beeehave
(please don't)
Leann~ I have to be honest with you here... the moles are spoken for... ALL of them...sorry babe... *WINK*
Leann!
ME TOO!!!
I wanna play connect the dots....
Did we move up? and I'm still here?
Thanks Jules! MUAH - had to go look at the new post - OH Javier being all schmexy and gracious about working with Rob!! LOVE HIM!!
Suz~ do I make you horny???
Lean, I want to inspect (i.e. kiss) each and every Mad sexy mole on his body..
just sayin'
Suz <-----official mole inspector/ kisser
YEAH
BABY
YEAH!
Haha, Ten, "Yeah, baby!"
I hope your teeth are better than Austin's...
Suz~ titled shared ...right???
Oh well, a little red wine buzz will only enhance your viewing and listening experience. I didn't think you should skip it all together. Just chugging it might not be the best route...
OMG Suz!!! JayZ Who??
** LMAO **
Suzin Fuckin Powers.... PERFECT!!!
OH crap, I have to go look at the new post. But you have no idea how I am also squeeeeeeing at all the Python quotes and Rob Mole-lovin' going on here. WHAT are the chances, I ask you? That so many bizarrely like-minded people have converged here? mind boggles...
Ellie~ why yes they are... but I have hair like a fembot...LOL
LOL, Ten!
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