Okay, for the first time I'm not reading y'all comments to know what the hell is going on. I got to get this damn song out of my head first. Okay here it goes:
My bologna has a first name it's O.S.C.A.R. My bologna has a second name it's M.E.Y.E.R Oh I like to eat it everyday blah,blah,blah,blah,shit I can't remember the rest. Now I'm cracking myself up...ROTFLMAO
You know, Rob seems pretty into Beyonce, always with the Beyonce references, and J-lo. And commenting to Kristen, "Is that your butt? Your robust butt?" Rob likes big butts and he cannot lie! bwahahaaaaaaaa....we're on to you, baby.
I think in the interest of fairness, we can treat Rob's moles like the stars in the sky, and each of us can choose one to be named after us, his adoring Robsessed fans. I volunteer to inspect, locate and categorize every mole on Rob's body by size and desirable location. Like real estate. We can each own our own piece of the Rob.
Hey ladies, just came from readin' some LA reviews...not too bad, all things considered. Seems like most weren't too hot on the script, like Mechevpao said. But likin' the acting overall. No "Rob sucks" comments yet, so we don't have to go kill anyone.
TS, I have the commentary memorized...it's KK that's the Twi-comm virgin!
Yup, Rob's an assman. If he's claiming Tyra is his favorite show, it sure as hell ain't for her interviewing skills.
Normal "nuts" girls..well, that certainly fits the description around here.
Kristen, I'm never on FB, I'm always here! lol Most of my "real" friends have no idea WTH happened to me. I haven't done much FB in at least a month or more. Started with the Twi-books in January and it's only getting worse.
30, lol, I can't keep track of anything around here either! I just started posting a couple weeks ago. Y'all have all these inside joke that go way back...I just read and smile!
spunky: you go girl... way to jump right in there with those ffs...
ellie: i love how you're always supplying the links to awesome ff... can i just tell you how much i adore that? really i have so much to read. thanks girl, you're the best!
Twi...her modeling pictures are gorgeous...she doesn't look so hot in the others. maybe it is just the pictures..dunno. They do not look very clear. Or it could be that Rob makes everyone look like chop liver. ;)
Ladies, I'm going to check Goz's birthday wish, and then head off to sleep. Loved being here tonight! xoxo Hope to talk to you all tomorrow night, at some point of other!
JULES!! I have a confession! I told Leeann she should loose her FF virginity to Darkward. Not cheating on Dukeward but that's just where I started. But now that I think of it - it would be most appropriate to start with Two Steppin' - I mean hot sexy British Royalty (looks like Rob) who knows his way around the stable - wink wink - Who better to pop your cherry??
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Tenneil!!! LOL! "hair like a fembot"....
Yeah...I've got fully loaded breasts like fembots....
"I've got two pistols on ya...only one is actually loaded...but I stil have two pistols on ya...."
"hand over your lupins...."
Why, yes I am! :)
Yea, I am the SuzIn Powers in the future with the better teeth!
I put the grrrrr in swinger BABY!
Yeah!
Well I was just gonna go with Suzin Powers - just take it ALL THE WAY THERE GURL!!
"I think you're shagadelic baby!"
Yeah Ten
I have boobs like a fembot!
Suz...
Swing that fine ass of yours down here in H-Town and I'll take you to brekkie for Waffles and Chicken!
Ellie - are we taking numbers for the naughty room? DAYUM Rob's busy tonight!!
Okay, for the first time I'm not reading y'all comments to know what the hell is going on. I got to get this damn song out of my head first. Okay here it goes:
My bologna has a first name it's O.S.C.A.R. My bologna has a second name it's M.E.Y.E.R Oh I like to eat it everyday blah,blah,blah,blah,shit I can't remember the rest. Now I'm cracking myself up...ROTFLMAO
Anyway how are y'all doing?!?!?!
Jules... beat be to the boobs! lol
Shani!!!
Thanks for the hot reviews BB!!!
I love having my ego stroked....
Cougars go purrrrrr when that happens!!!! LOL!!!
Suz...you and me are peas and carrots baby!!!
Peas and freaking carrots....
Hey Shani - Welcome to the Suzin (Austin) Powers, fembot, balogna thread...aw come on it doesn't get better than this!!
Shani what kinda fukin buzz kill
is that shizz??
Bologna?
We are talking Rob
The kobe mother fuking beef of "meat"
Shani~~"and if you ask me why, I'll say...'cause Oscar Meyer has a way with b-o-l-o-g-n-a!"
Meat and two veg?
Numbers in the naughty room ...Ellie I went shopping waiting to drop it all off...
Jewels- Your welcome bb!!
You know, Rob seems pretty into Beyonce, always with the Beyonce references, and J-lo. And commenting to Kristen, "Is that your butt? Your robust butt?" Rob likes big butts and he cannot lie! bwahahaaaaaaaa....we're on to you, baby.
I think in the interest of fairness, we can treat Rob's moles like the stars in the sky, and each of us can choose one to be named after us, his adoring Robsessed fans. I volunteer to inspect, locate and categorize every mole on Rob's body by size and desirable location. Like real estate. We can each own our own piece of the Rob.
Shani!!! LMAOROTF!!!
That was freaking quick!!!!
Bologna...and me and Suz!!!
Sounds like a hot freaking plate lunch to me....
Alie, you just KNOW Rob's waiting in there. The megaphone's ready, along with the suspenders... Bring the Snapple.
Oh, and I'll unlock the naughty room while you get ready. Rob's ALWAYS ready...
Whoops! My Bad...
SUZ!!! Begging a thousand pardons from your swinging hot fine ass babeness for the misunderstanding....
Jules, make sure the carrot is microwaved....
Suz- That commercial was the shit back in the day, sorry. It still holds as one of the best today.
I seriously wish I could keep up with you guys tonight, but I've gotta crash. Take it easy and if it's easy...take it twice :)
Leann, you're hysterically funny! :)
Hey Ladies!!
Alright Leann, you got that job.
Me personally, I want to be his dandruff wrangler...
Cuz...he doesn't wash his hair all the time and that will be the job that just doesn't quit....
Good night, KK! Sleep well...
Ellie- Thanks for the reminder.
Suz- See still holds up...LMAO
shani baby! i didnt know you were up in here!
leann! twi!
Microwaving can leave in the best vitamins...
I need my beta carotene to inspect Rob on a fully focused basis...
Hi, Spunkinms! :)
Jules, that is definitely a full time job!
Bye KK!!
which misunderstandning.. the bologna?
sorry my bad!
And put me down fo some of those migh teee fine waffles and chicken...
may bee some buscuits and gravy
If Rob is all about the booty..
make it EXTRA gravy!
Jules if you are that... I want to be his personal....HMMM wow I could go lots of places with that one....*fans self*
Kristen- Just got here a minute ago
Hi, Kristen, um, uh, I mean KY!
Night KK!!!
Sweet Lovely Rob dreams to ya....
Just practice a chant I use every night to bring on Rob dreams...
As I am starting to drift...I say to myself as I click my heels together..."Theres no place like home..."
OOOPSS! Sorry that's Adam Lamberts bedtime chant...He loves his Judy Garland...
Anyhoo...Just say "Bring it Pattinson!"
tee hee
Night KK!!! Sweet Rob telling jokes, and whispering sweet nothings in your ear dreams!
xo
Hey KY!
can i be the resident robicurist..
I want to play with his
Fucking Perfect
H
A
N
D
S
hey Ellie!
Adam Lambert is my American Idol! LOL
Sheesh, I've missed being on here...
oh, and I forgot:
COCK
TWITCH
FOLDS
(that's for sweet Kat, wherever she may be right now...)
Suz- Trust, it's not the bologna, but the brillant AD executives.
Lol Jules -- Lambert - Judy chant
Suz..you get his hands...i will massage his.....jaw
Nite KK~
Shani, I am not a bologna girl..
; )
wow... it's a packed house in here... care if i join?
how is everyone?
Im gonna ROTFLMAO - if Kat shows up after that one Ellie!!
Droppin it for your hommies!
Damn it Ellie Bean!!!
I'm all a flutter with
AN - TIC - I - PA - TION!!!!
(SAY IT FRANKIE!!!!)
Leeann - I'm gonna have to agree with you on that one. I think Rob seems to like to talk about booty a lil bit.
Let me see you wiggle it, just a little bit...
Suz- But I know what kind of girl you are...LOL
Hey thirty!
Alie...I've cracked open my 40 and poured some on the ground for y'all....
Word.
30! bb!
hey ellie! sweeets! suz, t, S, you came!!! woot!
Hey TS... what up??
Ellie... itsnt there one more to the list or am I just remembering things???
If Rob says "booty" and "wiggle" in the same sentence i will die on the spot.
Thirty- It's getting dirty as always.
30S!!!!!
Who loves ya BABY!!!
Uh...Me? Fuck yeah I do!!!!
leann: did i catch that you watched the commentary? dang girl you are quick on the draw! nice.
hey spunky
Alie~ Lmao...wiggle it...
WOO HOO!! I got the jaw...you know the mouth goes along with that, right?
Really Shani,
I'd love to hear your take on the brilliance that me Moi'
I want the stubble...
I want it sliding down my back...I want it freaking everywhere....
wow...dirty? in HERE? nu uh!
i expected squeaky clean...
Hi, TS!
Tenneil, you got all the equipment that was on the list?
Rob would approve... :)
Sorry...stubble is on the jaw...it is mine..lol
Jules... panties are melting...girl...dont get me all panting heavy...
Alie, are you done in there, yet?
TS! Evening eh er.. Morning!
xxx
jules awww hells to the yeah!... you love me? suh weeet!
ky clutcher baby....how you doin'?
t: hiya sweets
hey shani :)
wow i feel the loooove
Suz- My brain is fried I don't even have a good come back right now.
ellie
~ riding crop
~ snapple
~ hot pockets
~ new suppenders
what am I missing???
Right Jules "down your back" ummm hummm.
Hey 30s!
Ellie the line is getting LONGER - glad we got our numbers early : )
There is durty.. feeling like its wrong..
and then there is just
PLAIN
FUCKING
WRONG
*Riding Post
im clutchin bb
suz... mah lovah... not quite morning for me yet, but close ;)
whoa scruff talk...shit i came to the right place
Spunky...
there are more places to shave than on the face...
I never clarified that now did I?
Oh and let me add that I need a sharp new razor, a warm hot towel and some shaving cream....
Woo hoo hoo...but stubble in other places tends to hurt...;)
Shani, I admire your spunk
hangin with Suzin Danger Powers...
can be intense..
many have tried.. many have failed... lol
Hot Damn jules.... a round of unicorns for us all!!!!
suz is it durty or dirrrrty?
Suz - You have such way with words.
You are so succinct.
Not to mention fucking hysterical!!
Hey ladies, just came from readin' some LA reviews...not too bad, all things considered. Seems like most weren't too hot on the script, like Mechevpao said. But likin' the acting overall. No "Rob sucks" comments yet, so we don't have to go kill anyone.
TS, I have the commentary memorized...it's KK that's the Twi-comm virgin!
Yup, Rob's an assman. If he's claiming Tyra is his favorite show, it sure as hell ain't for her interviewing skills.
Ten, I think you've got everything on the list, except the carrots. But I think Jules has taken care of that!
Alie, when you're finished, it's Ten's turn. I get to close the place down, because I'm the Mistress of the room (neener, neener!).
Jewels, you will be forever up in Rob's hair counting dandruff flakes! Lucky ho.
Spunky...
Only if it's done right BB!!!
Only if it's done right!!!
Ellie~ neener neener...ROFLMAO
Jules, that reminds me of a story... (which is unfinished, I might add)LOL
alie!!! ellie!!! {waves}
hi girls :)))
Well if he likes Tyra...maybe he has a thing for 6-heads??
Leann...I think he is a boob man too!
He likes his women curvy...
Did you see the pix of his last girlfriend? She was beautifully normal...just like us!!!!
Sweet I am next.... Alie... please take your time but leave some for me girl!!!
Suz- Nah, it's just been a long damn day.
Suz <---- looking up succinct
But is pretty sure she fukin loves Alie anyway!
Jewels..I didn't see the pic...where is it...i need to see this
Leeann - I wanna call you LA but that might be confusing.
Not raving about the script huh? I'm so anxious to see it! I wanna see if I concur. And I am going to be squirming in my seat the entire time!! GAH!
You are the twicrack comm expert but have you cracked a FF?? HMMMM?
Els...I'm writing two stories right now...
And yeah...I've been going back and adding to our little RKat adventure...
The latest trailer of "The Boat That Rocked" has given me some hawt TomStu inspiration....
which last girlfriend Jules??
6-heads? Huh? Am I Twi-tarded?
NO I have not seen pics of any of all 2 of Rob's girlfriends. link pleeeeez!
Spunky...
Lemme see if I can find you a link on RobPattinsonOnline....
They have em.....
Jules master of multitasking...
With my VAST knowledge of Brit Love
I will tell you...
They certainly appreciate a womanly form..
Unlike these yanks who go for the plastic barbie doll types...
What Leann?
Alie...
The Nina pix from the party they attended back in something like 2006!!!
leann ive missed u on FB bb
jewels you sure know how to clear out a room. hahahahahahahaha
I'll be right back y'all!!!
I'm on a mission to bring you back the pix that will make all of you breathe a sigh of relief that he likes normal "NUTS" girls....
I told you Jules - she looks JUST like me!
http://www.fashionmodeldirectory.com/models/Nina_Schubert/photos
leann: shit! thanks for reminding me... i'm so damn dense you're the ff virgin
kk is the commentary...geez and i was a witness???
TwiHeart, you are Alie? Is that right? No...I have not cracked a FF. *whistles sheepishly*
Where is this Nina chick? Inquiring Robsessed minds wanna know.
DS...
That's my Job! I am a ROBsessed protector extraordinaire!!!
How are ya darlin?
So the last one is her modeling - here she is looking more "normal"
http://i44.tinypic.com/2hmixp4.jpg
Ewwwwww......
Thanks Alie!!!
And you are right!!!
She does look like you! You gorgeous bitch you!!!
Stay away from Rob....
No really...I mean it. You are MARRIED!!!
I AM SINGLE....BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!
Alie~ you keep moden directories handy do you??? LOL
Did you see the links Leeann.
model* opps
Jewels- Do write about TomStu. I really liked this FF called Stuck In The Middle on twilighted.net. The person who wrote it made him more fuckable.
where do you apply jewels? i wanna protect rob...i didnt know you could get paid for that here...
ewww what?
Nina or that shiteous ensemble Rob is sporting..?
(can't be Nina, she is adorable)
Normal "nuts" girls..well, that certainly fits the description around here.
Kristen, I'm never on FB, I'm always here! lol Most of my "real" friends have no idea WTH happened to me. I haven't done much FB in at least a month or more. Started with the Twi-books in January and it's only getting worse.
30, lol, I can't keep track of anything around here either! I just started posting a couple weeks ago. Y'all have all these inside joke that go way back...I just read and smile!
No T - just Rob's ex-girlfriend - LMAO. I'm NOT a stalker. Only a cyber stalker!
Oh, Leann, we NEED to corrupt you with fanfic! Jules is the author of two storie going on, right now. they are fucking fantastic!
Here's the links:
Two Steppin"
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4979037/9/
And Utter Darkness:
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4764382/19/
I am right there with you Leann..lol.
Alie~ you have mad skillzzz..
*WINK*
for the millionth TIME!
It's NOT stalking
It's
RESEARCH!
sheesh
I read The Submissive and The Office today...my mind was mush.
Ah, Beautiful Bastard and Domward...YUMMY!
did someone say ewwww?
http://www.fashionmodeldirectory.com/models/nina_schubert/showphoto/87812
HUH??
She's adorable and she's sounds like a smart and tough cookie! I wouldn't mess with her! I think Rob has good taste...
Suz danger powers speaks... do I make you randy??
Yeah Ellie...my thoughts exactly. Couldn't get off the couch for an hour after reading those..lol.
Alie, I predict they will find their way back to one another...
I said it here.. FIRST!
Alie~ those second pix of Nina dont even look like her??? wierd
Hahaha Suz - from your lips to Ted Assablanca's blog...
Suz~ yes you did...
spunky: you go girl... way to jump right in there with those ffs...
ellie: i love how you're always supplying the links to awesome ff... can i just tell you how much i adore that? really i have so much to read. thanks girl, you're the best!
DANI DROPPED THE ROBKATS BIRTHDAY WISH TO GOZ ON THE BLOG...
GO CHECK IT OUT, PLUS HER SUPER HAWT MONTAGE OF PHOTOS.....
Ten ~ MB
Yes,
Shall we Shag now or Shall we Shag Later?
Why thank you T!
Yes, Yes, I do :)
SQUEEE!!!! GONNA CHECK IT
Suz~ how dare you break wind before me...
Twi- It was a post about Nina on here way back. The girl rocks...she is multi-talented.
Twi...her modeling pictures are gorgeous...she doesn't look so hot in the others. maybe it is just the pictures..dunno. They do not look very clear. Or it could be that Rob makes everyone look like chop liver. ;)
Suz- I'm with you on that about him and Nina getting back together, no shit.
Ladies, I'm going to check Goz's birthday wish, and then head off to sleep. Loved being here tonight! xoxo
Hope to talk to you all tomorrow night, at some point of other!
Jules and Alie, my RK's, olive juice, bb's!
Night Ellie!!
well im out. night ladies i love.
Night Kristen...talk to you in the a.m. You better have a dream to tell me about..lol
new threads people!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Night night to all! xoxo
oh and because we KNOW that this has national attention, i have to give my shout out to rob~
I LOVE YA BABY! *kisses*
Bye El and Kristen!! I'm going to look at the birthday thing and then I'm out. Talk to y'all tomorrow.
Awesome birthday wishes for our girl Goz!! Love her!
Well, it looks like everyone cleared out then huh? I missed you - sorry went to look at the picture montage and then passed out for a bit...
I feel my work here is done anyway. I said some really inappropriate things and left half naked pics of Rob's ex-girlfriend.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Wait, SMOOCHES HOT BITCHES...now I'm out...
Suz <----- cannot breathe
Jules would like to personally thank Alie for being her official fanfiction pusher....
To all of you who are reading my stories...
I SO LOVE YOU! THANKS FOR THE SUPPORT!
Really, seriously..I am very touched that y'all are following my work. It just blows me away..
nite Ellie... mistress... how am I suppose to hand the keys off to you??? so you can lock up???
muah...babe
Jules~ damn bb you got it going on!!!
woooooow. i went to check out the birthday pic montage... it feels like christmas all of a sudden.
i'm off to read my nightly ff
night everyone!
peace. love. and rob xoxo
Jules, I think I'd follow you through the gates of hell..
but first I have to go visit the
"blue" thread to discuss how those Bday pics are making me..
f
e
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l
Night All! I gotta fade too..
Speaking of fade... (nice segue)
I have just posted a new Rob vid on YouTube...
Check it out...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=66CRoOxEkv8&feature=channel_page
Yeah good luck with that idea of getting some sleep Ellie.. after viewing the latest RobPorn...
xx
Night night..
Night Jules..
xoxoxoxo
Great job on Bday surprised.
Suz {hearts} Kats!
JULES!! I have a confession! I told Leeann she should loose her FF virginity to Darkward. Not cheating on Dukeward but that's just where I started. But now that I think of it - it would be most appropriate to start with Two Steppin' - I mean hot sexy British Royalty (looks like Rob) who knows his way around the stable - wink wink - Who better to pop your cherry??
Read BIZZITCHES!!
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4979037/1/
Night Jules, Suz, anyone else who is still coherent after that montage - sweet Rob dreams.
And his eyes are fucking GREEN people!!!
Hot damn Jules... I love that photo of seeing his breath...
T
H
U
D
i am not longer alive..
Night TS.. if I forgot anyone, I am sorry..
sweet robdreams...!
Well since I am dead... Nite... Jules, Alie, TS, Suz, Ellie.... night to all....
THUD..
Ladies, I am out too..
I must get breathing and heart rate back to normal...
breathe in breathe out..
breathe in.. breathe out..
in
out
in
out
in
out
Oh fuck, that didn't work.
Nigh Gorgeous Ladies of RobDom!
xxx
i wish it was true
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