There is NO such thing as too much Rob :)
Thanks to RadarOnline, DListed and once again brandnewluv in pattinsonlife for the pics :)
I would also like to thank all of you for the prayers, the positive thoughts, the love you've sent my and my family's way for the past month. Hopefully the worst is behind us, it's time to heal. And what a better way to heal than looking at half naked Rob :))
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«Oldest ‹Older 801 – 1000 of 1106 Newer› Newest»A/L.A. My estrogen levels are just fine, though my therapist recommended that I be put into a sensory deprivation chamber for treatment - deprived of everything but what Rob looks, feel, smells, sounds and tastes like.
Wouldn't you all be lining up to buy a ticket to that ride??? Hmmmmm????
But she said "Bit-o-scrotum"....like Bit O'Honey!!!!!
So it's totally ok, and NOT yucky!!!!
Lucerne,
Welcome to the club, in case you haven't noticed Rob is everyones crush. Glad to have you commenting with us.
Yep - got to plan for optimum viewing pleasure!
Twilight - just having my non obsessed friend with me and actually speaking during the movie pissed me off, so I went next week alone:)
OOOO new plan, Goldclass - is it called the same in US? Expensive luxury theatre with big recliner chairs, waiters, and only 20 people. I think I will need alcohol & sedatives.
I can't wait till my workmate comes in today at 2.30pm. Goth girl is Robobsessed/Edwardinlove, and she actually threw out her computer as she never slept, can't wait to see her unsuspecting face!
KK secretly strings her cheese while on the computer looking at rob pics...
(ok,ok, sorry i used the S word. won't happen again LOL)
Welcome Lucerne. Jump in and get your feet wet.
Show me, let me flip on my matrix vision. Yup, he's the ONE.
Maybe T has some goggles, she said she got a decoder ring recently. :)
Lizalou, should I ask what happened to the other functioning eyeball? Were you the one who lost a contact?
I wonder if all the websites crashing today due to Rob's general nudeness will be in the news. And what do you suppose Rob thinks about that? I think I can hear his high-pitched squeal of laughter all the way from Italy.
Liza-scrotum-WTH?!?! LOL!
Y'all are on fire tonight-no doubt!
bi: come back latah? please say yes, please say yes
Yvonne,
Like the bit o' scrotum that i'd see if I lifted his kilt? ;p
Honey, Tenneil:
Haven't seen HA, to my regret...
But my saucy bathtub scene begins the morning after my two young protagonists have mutually cast asunder their virginity (two birds, one...stone?). The girl—who has just taken a shower—is standing wrapped in a towel in front of the mirror, brushing her hair, as the boy enters (enters the bathroom, that is..!).
He starts running a bubble bath...gets in...calls the girl over...and grips the back of her thigh with his wet hand, just under the hem of the towel. And then, to entice her to join him, he says with a deliberate little smile:
"I think you missed a spot."
*and then he gets right on it* ;P
How can Kristen stand it? These photos are hot, hot, hot.
A/L.A. I was an obstinate child and am an obstinate adult...Haven't listened to the commentary yet...Are you certain that will convert me???
LOL at A/LA:
"KK, I feel you just like to be a contrarian. Were you an obstinate child? Have you watched Twilight with the commentary yet? Hmm?"
KK-my kinda ride, BB!
Yvonne-bitoscrotum-BWAHAHAHA!
If Rob and I were together in a sensory depravation tank, there would be no depriving of any senses.
H~ lmfao... hahahahaif you only knew...wink wink
Man, you guys are fast. I feel like typing as fast as I can and then...WHAM... 20 new messages by the timr I'm done, hope I can keep up, but doubtful.
Liza said kilt!!!!
Liza-woo hoo!
Mrs. R-WOW! Nice descriptive wording there-ahem....LOL
anyone who listens to Rob's commentary on the DVD, and is not IMMEDIATELY converted, can no longer be my friend.
that is the condition.
be forewarned ;)
Leann,
Well i'm operating under the theory that one eyeball just gave-out after too many hours of Rob viewing. Hopefully after a good night's rest, it will revive and be ready for more. Until then i'm Cyclops.
Kathy--I know. I haven't been a huge Robsten fan, but how can you go from Rob to Oregano?
A/La-I heard that, hon!
Mndy-hang in sweetness!
Yvonne-kilt works-def.
Rob commentary owns me. Someone else said that once, I'm just borrowing it.
Showme - Whaaaaat? You'd dump me after we've known each other for two whole days???????
sensory deprivation chamber with rob....that is an oxymoron
KK- LMAO. I don't know if I'd want to be deprived of Rob for any amount of time.
Shome-i am with you!
Liza-LOL!
Shome... tru dat girl...Rob on the commentary... is like angels singing... SAUCY!!!
t & h: should my feelings be hurt joking at my expense? naaaahhhh hahaha it was pretty fucking fun!
I'm certain the commentary will strengthen the fact that I think he is intelligent, funny, humble, a smart-ass and extremely likable. It won't necessarily make me want to molest his person....Will it????? :)
KK ~ you STILL havnt watched it...what is wrong girl.. its a must
The commentary, it's like watching the movie with him. Pure joy. Almost.
Mrs R, something tells me he'll hit the spot.
Agreed Yvonne, the commentary is somewhat of a dom to me lol. It's a very complicated relationship.
Love you KK...but i'd seriously have to commit you if you didn't fall in love with rob after listening to the DVD commentary.
he is absolutely, beyond a shadow of a doubt, the cutest, funniest, wittiest man that ever lived or will ever live..
of this i am sure...LOL
Thanks Cullengal- This is really the first time that I've been on when there is an actual discussion happening. Most of the time I leave a comment or two and then go back to check later.
TS~ never girl... only laughing with you.... I puffy heart you ...
Well guys-this has been exhilerating, but ihave to go-again-sadly.
I'll miss each and every one of you-you've been an absolute delight this eve! Remember-tonight is a NEW MOON! Enjoy it-in all it's glory.
Mrs. R, keep working on that-i like it!
Suz, Leann-y'all rock always- i puffy heart you foreva.
Win, A/LA-everbody-Love ya!
Showme - If today's pics didn't do it, you think the commentary will??? Now I'm really intrigued...:)
mandy: how you doing girl? if only we had long lucious rob fingers yes?
...i mean to type with geez!
KK, watching the commentary is part of your therapy. So is learning to relax the obstinacy, and staring at shirtless Rob photos while you inject some estrogen into your bloodstream.
You know you wanna molest him. You just don't want to admit it to us. But we're here to catch you when you fall (arms out).
show...you read my mind.
Honey, totally agree... :)
Night Cg. Sweet Dreams
night cg :)
Mandy-keep hangin in-you'll do fine! Enjoy it-these gals are the bomb. I puffy heart them all. Yvonne, that means you too...muaaahhh my beautiful robsessors! It's Rob-Nation baby! We just live in it...LOL
Oh no TS, what did I say now?
Shall I relinquish all rights to someone should the opportunity arise? I'd do it for ya.
honestly, i don't know how you can separate the two...
for example, i think zac braff is unattractive, but he's so funny and i LOVE Garden State, which he wrote, which is crazy...that i now think he's cute...
he's not hot like Rob, but i definitely wouldn't kick him out of bed for leavin' crumbs, u know?
now, multiply that by 10 for Rob...how do u NOT want to jump him?
nevermind, you are an enigma wrapped in a conundrum....
KK- The commentary with Rob is so cute and sweet, it's like he is watching with you. And that dreamy voice of his makes you want to purr.
Nite CG!!
cullengal09 - yeh so breathless, can't type properly :) am calling all my friends here and going get on robsessed NOW!
Not even GQ could have prepared me for this.
His body, his face. Damm. damm. damm
Yvonne your not far off the mark with how slack I have become - I should be working right now, but how the hell is that possible with this sparkling all over the net.Damn I want to touch that perfect creamy skin.
How many sites have crashed I wonder?
Holy flying fingers of passion!!
I can't keep up!
Hi everyone, bye everyone!
Good try, Yvonne, but scrotum is still scrotum. I prefer something more palatable, like "li'l love muffin sack." :p
Suz...Norwegian Jarlsburger?
Welcome Lucerne! Hi MandyW! Come back BI!
Kespax, wish I could come down under to see the movie with you! I'd rather come down under with Rob, but in lieu of that, it'd be nice to have a fellow Robsessor to see NM with.
"Gets right on it?" Mrs. R? continue. please.
A/LA, do you realize you said sensory DEPRAVATION tank instead of DEPRIVATION? Brilliant! heeheehee....oh lord, I just had a West Side Story flashback. "I'm depraved on account-a I'm deprived!"
KK,
The question is: after a long, heart-felt, soulful conversation with Rob, if he asked you to go back to his hotel with him, would you go, or would you turn him down??? hmmm?
Night and peace out-peeps. Love ans hugs until next we meet. Happy rob dreams to you all, and to all a Rob night!
g'nite CG!! Muaaahh!!
KK is playing reverse-psy
pretending she doesn't want him
so....
HE
will have to have HER!
Cheeky... very Cheeky!
Bye CullenGal!
I'm off, as well. Good night, lovely ladies!
"Hey, sailor..."
*opening can of spinach for my RPopeye*
suz: how are you love? complete heartfail...? i know, i know... me too
LOL @ A/LA....
we'll all catch her
thirtysomething... why do you think I have this pic... nothing like Rob's fingers, esp going through his hair.
Night Cullen girl. I should do the same myself.
*sigh* back to the real world...in a bit.
Nite CG! I'm down to half an eyeball now, i'm almost gone, too ;p
A/L.A. You are too funny! :D Believe me, I'd admit it. Everyone I know knows I think Rob is cool...my mom, my students, my boss, the receptionist at my hair salon...I have no inhibitions about revealing things. Face it, I'm an anomaly...I did promise to listen to the commentary, though, and I certainly will. Then, if I feel anything naughty, I swear that I will fess up immediately on this blog. Pinky swear...
OK - I'm back...what'd I miss?
I want to thank all of you - and Goz and Dani too - for having this site and posting and feeling like I do. Most of the people I know think I've gone crazy. I have started to feel like I have to be a closet Rob obsesser/ So it makes me happy to know I am not alone and you guys say the most awesome and funny things.
I'm baaaaaack
CG...."Rob-nation" I love it
Love is back!
woo hoo...shes back!!!
Night cullengirl, trhanks for everything.
BI is here too!!
nitey nite a/la and mrs :)
h: you wood do that for meeee? i would never ask that of you ;)
Leann said,
"A/LA, do you realize you said sensory DEPRAVATION tank instead of DEPRIVATION?!"
I did?? Bahahahaha! No, I didn't realize that. My typos are usually so boring!
Kathy, welcome to Rob-nation...we just live here...
And ,no, you are certainly not crazy...
Ladies...it's been lovely.
you are all wonderful, and this was the most fun day i've had in forever....
y'all be good, i mean bad, and i'll see all y'all tomorrow.
i'm gonna stare at rob some more then go to bed...
XXOO
Lizalou - Interesting question...wouldn't know the answer until the long conversation, which sadly, will never happen I'm afraid.
Suz - I WISH I'd thought of reverse psychology. Yeah...that's what it is...I'm just calculating like that. HAHAHAHAHA
KK, the commentary will only remind you of how completely and hopelessly dorky Rob really is. It will not turn you on sexually.
But, you see, I know that what really turns you on about Rob is his mind. His neuroses. His human foibles. His silliness and neediness and insecurity. The commentary will reveal sooo much of this to you. It will cast its Rob voodoo spell over you...the sound of his melty British tenor...his use of words like "portentous" and "saucy" and "coccyx." His girly hyena giggle. It's intoxicating. Partake, KK...revel in the deep, complex recesses of Robert Pattinson's mind.
With headphones on.
Night Mrs. R! (did I miss anyone else?)
bi welcome back!
you too love
mandy: umm i have the same avi.. for different reasons though. by far one of my fav cannes photos!
Kathy, I'm mostly in the closet myself. My friends know of Twilight as I've turned em on to the books/movie.
Robsessed? Diff story.
BI, were you getting down to today's theme song? A lil humpty dance in your life?
G'nite Showme. Enjoy the pics and have many Rob dreams.
Goodnight Showme!!
hey....I SAW KK SAY THAT....
SHE PINKY SWORE
GO WATCH IT! :)
Show, goodnight darlin', thanks for hanging out! You are so funny :)))
Sweet Rob dreams to you...until tomorrow....muuaahh!
Kathy.. I know exactly how you feel, I don't hide my Robsession but I don't know anyone else who feels the way I do.(present company excluded)
nite Sho Me!!!
Leann - "But, you see, I know that what really turns you on about Rob is his mind. His neuroses. His human foibles. His silliness and neediness and insecurity."
Okay, now you're talking my language!!!
sorry, had to pop back in to say
Leann...ROFLMAO...that's the best description of the dvd ever.
ok, i'm for real...thanks girls.
leann: that was perfect you are one wordy lady....
aight, i'm down to an eighth of an eyeball now, so time for me to go, too.
Keep me updated on whether or not KK finally succumbs to the charms of the beautifulsexyone.
Would she, or would she not accept a Rob proposition? ;p
Night Ladies!! Happy Rob dreams to all (mine will be with kilts, Scottish brogues and liberally peppered with Gaelic sweet-nothings!).
Leanne, you said deep.
Oh lord. I swear I'm not a 12 y/o boy.
Thirty... It is my fave pic from Cannes too. As soon as I saw it on this blog I was like yeah that's the one I want.
YES Leann- KK, listen to Leann, she is all wise all knowing RobSwami.
-Listen with headphones (a must)
-Laugh @ hilarious Rob
-Note Rob's dorkiness (which I know you like)
SexyVoice + DorkyRob = KK TurnOn
woo woo!
Hey kathy... its safe in here....
TS, give me the command and it shall be done. I mean, Athena lol.
Leann - perfect description of the commentary and why we love it!
Gorgeous Ladies of RobDom.
What a day this has been.
27 May is now my new birthday!
I am drained... and must sleep.
Wishing you all shirtless sexy dreams.
xxxxo
(I am going to dream that I have KS's azz!)
nighters.
KK, yes, the commentary will def. give you a little window into Rob's mind. You may have to watch it more than once to catch it all. It made me think differently about him....I think he is smarter than people think, and I think he has a dirty little mind...
Leann is Robswami?? Now I think you've all lost it!:)
If I did go back to his hotel room with him, I know I sure as hell wouldn't tell STAR magazine!!!
nite Liza.... sweet robbieness to you!!
night showme!
But it also shows his insecurities....and how uncomfortable he is watching himself...
Night Lizalou...
Night Show Me.
Leann - the commentary...you summed up Rob's endearing qualities so well...KK, you WILL enjoy it...
Yvonne - Oh I know he's smart. He's also a 23 year old man, so it's a given he has a dirty mind!:)
"were you getting down to today's theme song? A lil humpty dance in your life?"
Honey, Hell ya I was... doesn't everyone need a lil humpty dance in their lives.
Awwww Suz - and I only just got back...*pout, pout*
Good night Suz... sweet dreams
nite Liza. go rest your eyes bb. Sweet Scottish Rob dreams...
I'm feelin' a bit of peer pressure here, ladies! :D
See, there is no WAY Rob and I could be in the same room together...too many neuroses and too much dorkiness. We'd probably hate each other!!!
night liza! wet those eyeballs... and whatever else ;)
suz! g'night love! talk soon xoxo
Night Suz, Liza.
Anyone NOT want to crawl through that window (to his mind)?
Nite Suz.... xo
See KK - you knew you were called back to robsessed for good reason...we will harrass until you watch, watch and love that is.
Nite SUZ...MB... remember to breathe.. and have eightpackward dreams!!!
LOL!!!
Honey said...
Leanne, you said deep.
Oh lord. I swear I'm not a 12 y/o boy.
Oh BI, nawwwwty.
;)
I would love to crawl into his mind.
Love - Yes...I can't seem to stay away from here...
Not trying to pressure you KK, just think you would enjoy it. I know that I did. Sure love to listen to that man talk.
Honey; I'm feeling all kinds of dirrrrty tonight ;)
I will crawl through any window that leads to any part of him. lol
H~ okay that gave me all sorts of dirrrrty thoughts with the whole crawling thing??? thanks... wink wink
And I'm kidding about the pressure...or am I???? :))))) MWAH!
i would love to crawl into his mind... after crawling out of his bed
Thanks everyone for the support. I don't honestly care what people think about my robsession but I'm glad I have you guys to share it with. It is so much more fun this way and you guys are crazy funny and awesome.
Between the crying and the drooling, I am thinking a mop is at the top of the list of things to bring with me to the theatre.
alright girls, I need to go too...what a fun day :) Thank you all for understanding and sharing in this crazy Robsession with me and for making me LAUGH!
The sound of Rob's voice is seriously one of the sexiest things ever. KK, that should have some you in ages ago.
(am I picking on you? You know I love you)
BTW, Leann-
I'm surprised you have not been inspired today to write a DDS. :)
wait....
i had to come back to show y'all this on my pic explorations
this is funny
scroll down about halfway and look at the animated icon someone has made...it seems like we should have made it...
http://community.livejournal.com/lion_lamb/4669548.html?page=8#comments
I will assume that KOL's Crawl will be playing.
Apropos.
KK - I can't stay away either...I am suffering a serious lack of sleep and productivity... but i so needed this after today's pics! If I didn't have you ladies, I think I would have spontaneously combusted!
yv: night!!! see you soon!
What happened to Leann? Is she typing a long post again???? Goody, goody!!!!
I am so LMFAO at all your comments right now! Oh Lordy...especially KK rolling at me being the Rob swami *SNORT* Um, yeah I wish! You know I speak your language girl. Don't worry, A/LA, she will crack. muwwahahahhaaaaa!
g'night showme, we'll let you back in even if you did utter the word "scrotum" LOL! ;D
Gnight Suz...I know you are spent and drained...get some zzzzs my little quesadilla!
Who else is going to bed? who am I missing? I hate missing anybody :(
hansom....you still here?
Bring that mop on June 5th!
night Yvonne! xx
Okay I've had alot of fun chatting with you ladies but time for me to get my kids in bed. Tomorrow's the last day of school so I know that they are bound to be hyped up. Talk to you all in the morning.
Leann's posts = incapable of just getting to the damned point already
Kathy~ its a big boat and we're all going down together... Enjoy the ride....
Nite Y~ been fun as always!!
rob dreams to you!!
A/LA posts= incapable of not containing typos.
Hello,Just been reading the posts. wow your all on fire tonight. And why not? What a fantastic day in the Rob world.
On the comentary.. I believe that listening to it just makes him more attractive from within. His humility, his sense of humor, his patience with CH being anoying,his friendship and kinship with Kristen,his takeing in the beauty of the scenery,and watching himself with means of making improvements.
There is so much more to get but that adds to the fact he's just amazing,which makes him attractive as Rob, Daniel, or Dali, or hot like Edward and Toby Jugg.
It's the whole package(minds out of the gutter ladies just for a minute.)that makes me love Rob.
Which is why the comentary is such a hit with the masses.
hmhm KK-It's worth the two hours.
oh honey...you had me at hello (with your lyrical genius!)
i don't wanna live without you
Good night, Yvonne and Mandy and anyone else I've missed or will miss.
Leann - I disagree...your posts usually make a lot of points. I totally heart your posts. For. Real. :)
Night Kathy, Night Mandy.
Yvonne...about Rob's dirty little mind...are you referring to Kristen talking about the rim of her contacts and Rob giggling helplessly while the women had no idea what he was laughing at?
Showme - Seriously, his top lip when he kisses...fucking does some serious screwing around with my hormones...I think my favourite part of him is that whole lovely area above his top lip that pouts out just so....
wow, I go and do laundry and we are almost at 1000 posts.
What's up girls. Hi to everyone here.
KK's Posts = Unbelievable to most of you...Ha
Leann's posts = legendary
night mandy!
H~ followed by KOL Sex on fire...hahah...
nite Mandy...Kathy...
TS: had you at Lionel Richie and Foreigner?
Go me lol
Hey...I just realized I never said "Hi" 30!! HI!!!!
showme- that icon is hilarious. it was only a matter of time.
somewhere on that LJ site, there are some hysterical icons people made... I tried to find it, but one has Kristen's face and she is covered in black dots. Since then there's a few Rob/Dotward icons, but the Kristen one was totally LMFAO.
On a marble slab with Rob's airbrushed abs!
In the fountain on Rob's mountain!
On the town square, hands in Rob's hair!
These are so bad.
lovethelips, yes, it's the strong lips. he kisses really loud too. I could watch him kiss a melon and be hot.
Leann - In the fountain on Rob's mountain??? WTF???? :P
win: you have time for laundry?
my laundry is like rob's hair...eventually it begins to wash itself
KK- I almost used that pic for my new avi love the blue shirt and the fact that he's all emo in it.
I am not even going to try to keep up. So my posts may seem a little off.
Holy-Rob-Shirtless-Six-Pack-I-just-died-dead-and-went-to-heaven!
Rob is the Greek God of desire - Eros in the flesh.
Win~ true but what a waste on a melon... he needs the real deal!! *raises hand*....
KK, you and Rob would totally bond and giggle and snort together like teenagers.
Oh yeah, and Rob is eating bagels throughout the commentary. There's something reeally appealing about that that I can't quite put my finger on (but would love to try.)
And back atcha about the comments!
I could see him now. And I could see that he could not see me.
It was really him, no hallucination this time. And I realized that my delusions were more flawed than I'd realized; they'd never done him justice.
.....
Happy HUMP DAY everyone!...thnaks Rob baby baby!
h: hahah i love you so!
kk!!! hi peaches :)
where did bfi go?
TS~ BBWWWAAAAHHHHHH tru dat... who has time for that sh*t....
Hey AJ.... he is a greek god alright!!!
Leann- "In the fountain on Rob's mountain!"
Bahahahahaha!!!
30 - "my laundry is like rob's hair...eventually it begins to wash itself"
oh my god, I'm dying....!!!!!!
30, I'm not sure how I get it done. I do about 8 loads week. You should see how dirty my kids get. I am starting to feel schizo.
aj: you said it!!! hi :)
You ladies are on fire tonight, I can't keep up.
Did someone say HUMP???
Leann - Yeah...it'd be great fun..."Hey, Rob, which of us is going to have a panic attack first?" Total hilarity and fun!!!! :)))))
doomed love- WORD.
I love the 6 pack, I love the kiss, but it's the "I'm never going to let you go hug,and the, Oh it's really you", that got me in the pics today.
TS LOL laundry comment... you go girl
WinWin-"kiss a melon". All I can think of is: "I carried a watermelon" LMAO.
Sure T, that's next on the playlist.
Hi AJ, it's been a long time! (said like "i'd love you long time", from some movie)
20 more entries to make 1,000?
Go ladies, type, type!
Lovethelips...yes. Which is why we ALL love the lips. Best part of Twilight? The lip twitch. I need say nothing more.
Uh oh, 12 y/o resurfacing. WinWin said load.
*smacks self in forehead* shame on me. (i'm trying to get all Dom on myself).
h! dirrrrty dancing....lmao!
win: my poor, poor family... rob should come with a warning label (i said rob should come?)
t: what am i to do?
KK, you still haven't done commentary yet? You would love it.
Leann - I could go on endlessly about the lips...hence my handle...aaahh, the lip twitch..I swear, that scene in the theater had my loins a-quiverin'
H~ dont be so HARD on yourself .... its been a BIG day here in the robsession world...
HUGS bb
AJ, just went to your blog:
"KStew's booty should get an academy award"
Preach!
The panic attack contest sounds like great fun...for me! Can I watch? I'll bring a timer and a bucket of popcorn.
Honey, earlier you had me singing "humpty dance" and then you mentioned "crawl." I think I love you.
LMAO at A/LA's typos comment. Me too! My backspace button gets such a workout.
RPAddict, my fave part of the pics is the look on Robward's face when he's kissing her. THAT, to me, is the sexiest thing about Rob. That comes from inside, not the outside. Though the outside is quite luscious.
Instead of LL Cool J, we go with LL (fill in blank)...
Ladies Love .......?
btw, I am clueless on the topic.
I have to say Rob is giving me serious carpal tunnel for the hours I spent on my ass googling, oogling and chattign about him.
TS; lol... bfi is still here.
TS ~ go with it girl.. its life as we know it ...now till whenever...
t: HARD? BIG? you forgot ROCKS!
speaking of asses, I have developed serious girl crush on kstew, her ass is perfection.
Phew BI you had us worried
TS~ never will I forget that!! wink wink...
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