There is NO such thing as too much Rob :)
Thanks to RadarOnline, DListed and once again brandnewluv in pattinsonlife for the pics :)
I would also like to thank all of you for the prayers, the positive thoughts, the love you've sent my and my family's way for the past month. Hopefully the worst is behind us, it's time to heal. And what a better way to heal than looking at half naked Rob :))
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I'd rather he bite MY fucking bottom lip during a lil romp!
First kilts and now biting? You girls are freaking killing me!!!
YVONNE~ YOU DID NOT JUST SAY THAT!!!OMG
THUD..
igonnadienow...
Lip biting with, let's not forget, that sexy little frown...furrowed brow + sex teeth + lip biting + sex hair and gorgeous-V leading to the jewels...yeah baby!
SUZ~ I heart you babe... hahahaha
Uhm fuck Rob biting his lip or me biting mine - I want Rob to bite ME, okay?
Showme-LOL I almost just fell of my bed I was laughing so hard at that. But I agree.
OK, so he's been madeup with makeup to highlight the "ABS" but STILL>>>>>>OMG< OMG!!!!!!!!!
h: wait who's the goddess of sex? cause we all know who the god is...
I'm sorry.
I thought I could do this.
I was sadly mistaken.
Suz? I fucking love you.
Ts, Ten... and everyone else...
OLIVE JUICE always and forever...
Bye for now.
Sophia the dermatologist....
his many moles (he has a lot, and they look symmetrical!),
LMFAO!!! ROTF!!!!
Hey Jaime, you gotta wonder what the fringe benefits might be for that j-o-b.
TS.. that would be me..
DUH!
Haven't you been paying attention?
Rose~ hugs to you girl...
Hi again. Are you guys planning a NM outing? I have gathered about 10 gals to watch with me. Am I a good fan or what???
My roommate has now risen from the dead and is voraciously consuming the holy grail AKA shirtless Rob photos...
Chicago might blow up. Wait for th explosion...
That Kristen IS A LUCKY GAL! She is getting paid to jump on him, grab him, kiss him, feel his body against hers, his hands on her...
I would do it all for FREE! No, I would PAY to do that hard work...
Hard? Do you girls think that he got "hard" with all the jumpings on him? Let me go check it again...
Jeez!
Yvonne -LMAO that you capitalize the H in "Him"...though Rob is a Sexgod - he deserves the title!
Suz - you know i'd damn well go for him biting any part of me...
Oh sorry bout your computer Rose.
Rose,
I am here..
Always.
{H U G S }
Hi ten, TS, suz, rose and melanie. Did I miss anyone?
Honey, don't even get me started thinking about that....the possibilities are endless and thinking about them can only lead to a serious loss of sleep and a serious need for cold showers.
Showme..."Beside You" is off of Van Morrison's first album...it's gorgeous. iTunes, baby! Own it. Also get Van's version of "I'll Be Your Lover Too." He's no Rob, but hey...LOL
I also love the fact that Rob is a goof. It makes the sexy bearable. Imagine if he looked that THAT *points back at naked Robward* and really was a pompous dick? Ugh.
Oh, by the way, hello again. I always forget to say hello to everyone...I just start yapping. Like a dog. A drooling, slobbering dog at the feet of THAT *points back at naked Robward*
Oh, and did I mention THAT *points back at naked Robward* has ruined me as well? His words were PORTENTOUS. THAT *oh, you know* will cause me to turn into gelatinous goo in the theater. I don't know how I'll ever get through it.
Suz, my favorite part of HTB is the outtake where Rob is talking about his bloody ear scabs and did that licky thing with that crazy Gene Simmons tongue of his. I was simultaneously repulsed, amused and arouse. Only Rob can be all those things at once!!!
H~ you think you had to apply for that J-o-b...LOL
show! you did NOT go there...
rotflmfao
rose: much love xoxo... take care of that heart of yours, k?
Holy hotness he looks fine!
Good evening ladies!!
Hey Win, Leann.... its getting hot in herrrrre...
TS a god indeed
Love, you are very observant....yes I did capitalize the "H"....The man deserves a little respect...all of the smut-talking going on around here....shame on you. (tee hee)
Hi honey, lizalou and sphie. are we a full house tonight?
Honey, sadly I don't think it's the computer...
Rose, I love you madly!
Hey BI... girl is your heart okay.. for this tonight... shirtless rob is all sorts of hotness
WinWin - I can't seem to leave. I'm a permanent fixture.
suz: how could i forget...?
hi leann! :) and win! :)
Are only Kristen and Rob presenting New Moon scene? Or is Taylor going with them?
Leann!!! Here we go..............
BI, hey girl :)
Hi guys! I'm baaaaack for more....uh....Robsessing-yeah. Hey suz-you madcap! ;)
T-what's up?!?
LEann-you on sweetums?
Did i miss the lovely Rose? My bad. hope not.
Win!
Hi gorgeous...
Who the frig is taylor?
I just realized I missed commments 400-600. I am Robward: "I don't know what's going on. Where am I? I just came out of this flower bed, stood here and looked confused."
Yvonne - you know you love it!
Leann - glad you're back...i was off when you were on...not getting off, just off doing RL things...
b fucking i is in the hizzzzouse!
Tenneil; I have been dizzy all day. It's all good and Im not complaining, but I wasn't ready for a shirtless Robward.
Hey Yvonne! ((waves))
Hi Thirtysomething!
Leann...
yea but you have a millions thoughts in your head..
Like Hamlet!
Lizalou, I seem to be right here with you all morning and afternoon at work and now at home. I can't figure out how I got anything down today?
hey cg! welcome back bb!
Hi win, Lips, everyone-again! What a day huh?
suz-baby doll-you still alive, i see?
Actually I do want/need a new j-o-b...
Oh and that sex goddess question from way (like what, 10-15 min ago? idk) back TS: oh Athena, only you'd know.
Good evening Leanne, Win and BI!
Suz - check your email...
Love, oh yeah, i love it alright. Too much.
BI, dizzy seems to be the word du jour. Those pictures are unreal.
lol @ B fucking I... its fucking brilliant... lol
sophia...already looked. you can see his junk in one where she is stradling him and his pants leg is pulled up. other than that. no hardness...woulda reported that already LOL
what is HTB??? hi leann :)
Also, i would be his fluffer. i'm not kidding. i am a practically a prude in real life, but i would literally pay to be his fluffer (should he ever do porn...LOL)
Hey Thirtysmting-((waves again))
ok im not sure I can take any more oh His Hotness tonight. Goodnight ladies. Hasta manana.
CG! HI:))
Hiya Yvonne, Honey and TS!!!
Liza, your roomie okay? Chicago okay?
Hi Win. Internet Explorer has "encountered a problem" twice in the past few minutes. I think my lap top is getting ready to explode--too much Rob!
Hi Shome! HTB-How To Be, BB!
Show...How To Be....watch it, learn it, love it :)
bi: that's my pet name for you... remember my ahem blogging last friday? you will always and forever be b fucking i in my heart now :)
Show the Fluffer....you r killing me :)
Shomne-fluffer?!?-wth?-LOl
Jaime-nighty!
GIRLS!!
What the hell happened to Crazy? Is she over with her Robsession? Is that possible?
suz, i meant taycob. Of course Rob is the only man on earth today.
I heard we were crashing sites left and right!!!
Hi ladies!
Just arrived and am totally lost. Help!
"How To Be....watch it, learn it, love it"
LOL!!!
oh duhhhhhhhhhh
yeah, How to Be...seen it. love it. LOL...forgot that part
hi cullengal :)
Night jaime.
Showme: woulda or wooda reported that already? Sorry, my dorky ass couldn't resist.
Hey, everybody!
Yvonne-LOL-you tell it girl!
Love it is right-ya heard-ha.
hi Mrs R....you've not missed anything except for a bunch of horny women gushing all over topless rob...
and crackin' oursevles up
we are on fire tonight, I hit refresh and there are like 30 new comments.
damn - how appropriate. I'm not much for hip hop music but every so often i'm in the mood for it and this song works right now.... 'I want your body, need your body...baby, you can have whatever you like.. yeah...you can have whatever you like'
win: i heard the same thing... twitter went down, among others.
hi mrs :)
Shome-hey there again, chick!
Sophia-howdy, chica!
Suz, FYI. I'm going to marcus' show too in ny.
Love..
I not only love your fucking lips
I LOVE ALL OF YOU!!!!
xoxo
crackin up
I want to name you all and say hello but then I will forget someone and feel like an ass! Smooches to you all babies!
There's a pic of Rob's junk? Where? How did I miss such a thing? Was I really so blinded by the airbrushed abs? OMFG, just call me Ryan Seacrest and beat me with a tap shoe.
Please, Rob was probably so nervous to be running around shirtless that Rob Junior shrank like a wool sweater in the dryer. Especially with a large, bald man grabbing his ass everytime Kristen jumped him. SCCARREEEEE
Mrs.Robinsane - talking about lip-biting sex with Rob, robsessors meeting in Chicago for the New Moon premiere and oh yeah...the beauty that is shirtless Rob
TS; I do remember your blogging last Friday. I was B fucking I then and still am now. I love it.
what date was announced for marcus?
LOL Honey...
am i alone in the fluffer category?
maybe i'm a little sick LOL
Wow you guys are really yakking tonite. I was gone for 40 minutes and there are 450 comments.
Shirtless Rob sure does make us all hyper!
H you talking about wood again??
Mrs. R-milady! What's up?!? Still having unchristian impure thaoughts?!? ;)
Hi Liza!
Nite Jaime...
oh liza: with they lyrics
h: you see that? lyrics :)
my song of the day is: your body is a wonderland
sites are crashing? This man is a phenom....does he have ANY fucking idea?
Liza bringin the TI to the house party.
Evening Sophia, Mrs. R, Cullen Girl.
Hi, Cullen!
Still dizzy here with all the shirtless stuff.
Leann-tapshoe-BWAHAHAHA!!!
LOVElips-that about covers it all, eh? Meeting in Chi-town, great idea!
Ten-you so crazy!
Leann - wouldn't you like to have that scareee bald guys job?
"... Rob Junior shrank like a wool sweater in the dryer. Especially with a large, bald man grabbing his ass everytime Kristen jumped him."
Leann; I am laughing so hard right now. Thank you for that.
Leann-LOL!
OMG Leann - Your talk of "shrinkage" has me in stitches...you have such a way with words. However, my Rob walks around with a permanent hard-on...
Show, I would trample you to be his fluffer (ok, maybe not, but you are NOT alone)
LEANN...I LOVE YOU. You are hysterical...ROFLMAO
there's one pic where you can see the outline of his balls LOL...you can tell i haven't been studying these pics like i'm gonna find out the answers to all questions of all time
Sophi-HELLO!
Yvonne-LOl-Rob's crashing pc's!
TS ~ you said alot of things friday... I cant keep up...LOL
Honey - you know it! ;p
Soph-I'm still dizzy too!
Leann-you are a trip, girl!
Leann...I knew it would get good with you here...
You are one funny little girl :)))
Hi Mrs. R! I have no idea what's going on either. Then again, a large portion of my cerebral cortex was short-circuited during my lunch hour by some pale dude stripping and getting jumped repeatedly by a skinny brunette, whom I imagined to be me.
My BFF in Miami was just talking about how we can get together to see NM...'cause we just cannot see how it is we will get through the movie with major Robsessor moral support.
thank you for not making me feel alone Yvonne ;)
Yvonne-fluffer-LOL!
Y'all wanna hear something funny?
show: oh hell no with the fluffer! i said that awhile back on here... and most peeps didn't know what i was talking about
made me feel dirrrty (and i liked it)
I'm sure Rob was VERY nervous about the shirtless scene....he didn't want to disappoint...
Mel, computer crashing and contacts popping out from staring.
Suz, not yet. will keep you posted. wonder if he and rob are going to record for remember me.
No T, I woodn't do that to you :)
I am always down for some hip-hop. Honey bunny loves to shake her rump.
Did you know the humpty dance is your chance to do the hump?
well, looks like i came to the right place....LOL...i'm a dirty dirty Rob girl.
cullen, I wanna hear something funny! me! me!
TS you diiiirrty giiiirrrll
Just wanted to share with all of you ladies. Made me get all tingly and s***. Can't wait for movie to come out.It's a compilation of today's shooting at montepulciano.No I did not make it.Enjoy!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1BHZ4UQ2GA&feature=player_embedded
t: yes...i did, but how much of it was actually coherent?
Now he can go back to cheeseburgers!
showme, please shome which picture showed package??? please???
Show - since you've been been "studying these pics like i'm gonna find out the answers to all questions of all time"...exactly which one is it that you can see the "Bell End" outline?
My hubby told me over dinner that at his preshift meeting they had to remind everyone that although its summertime, for eveyone to please remember to wear underwear!!! LOL
Keep in mind, he works in an AZ distribution center. Now-think-how stupid would someone have to be to NOt wear undewear to work? Like in shorts you couldn't tell....LOL
H ~ is that the offical Wednesday song...?.
I used top be a functioning human being.
The only way back would be if I threw my computer out the window, never went to a shop that had magazines, stopped TV, avoided cinemas - oh stuff it I'm never going to be the same again I may as well die happy and gorge on the beauty.
Have you noticed his back? It's all sinewy and lean muscle, yummy.
I'm already planning when to 1st view New Moon - middle of the day when teens/tweens are at school, or really late when they should be in bed. But I might just tell the theatre I plan on staying all day - it could be kind of fun to watch the teens swoon too.
If your overwhelmed with how/where/what to save - oh holey hell I want to save all of this yummy stuff, these links, kindly gathering it all together for us:)
All links to all sites with photos:)
http://s364.photobucket.com/albums/oo81/germandolls/new%20moon/
And some more
http://s364.photobucket.com/albums/oo81/germandolls/new%20moon/
TS ~ I order my decoder ring.. after that...HAHAHAHHA
Who said package???
honey bunny...lmfao!!! fucking brilliant!
yv: yes, i cannot deny it...dirrrty for life ;)
Thanks, showme!
And ladies:
Earlier some of you were lamenting the fact that today's constant barrage of semi-nude Rob photos was causing you to be unproductive at work...but, happily, it's had the opposite effect on me!
After the kiddies went to bed, I raced to my computer and started writing my novel's super-sexy and steamy (pun fully intended) bathtub scene!
And all thanks to Rob's yummy belly! Thanks to Kristen's robust booty!!
And I am TOTALLY blushing over it! I wrote the damn thing, and it's making ME blush! Five pages, and I'm not even done with it yet...oh, I'm praying that I will get this published, so you guys (if you so choose, that is) can blush and giggle over it, too.
*"you guys" clearly includes ROB*
win....
it's this one
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_3x5C4OBDdQk/Sh2v8lxlS_I/AAAAAAAAGvg/lhyPqZDBY8c/s1600-h/33.jpg
package
Yes, which picture? ...must...see...now
TS, Yvonne, WIn-y'all are cracking me the hell up! LOL
Anyhow-I thought it was funny-how DA do you have to be to not wear underwear-unless you're Rob, in which case it can totally be overlooked-hehe. Notice how i worked that in?!? ;)
Good call T. Yes it should be Wednesday's theme song.
Where'd BI go? Is she going all ninja on us?
I think I have one eyeball drying out from prolonged staring. As soon as the other one goes, I'm outta here.
CG, Showme came up with the tap shoes in regards to "Am I Gay? I think I might be" Ryan Seacrest!
DD, I would love that job. I posted earlier that I've given up being Kristen or the towel girl; just let me be some bigass bald dude who gets to man-handle Rob all day. Groping him in the name of "saving" him from the groupies. Getting a handful of cutie-tootie Rob heinie in the name of keeping him standing while Kristen body slams him all day. It's a tough job, but dammit, I'm willing to go bald to do it.
I really gotta go find Rob's junk. It's in one of these 3,908 pictures you say?
hevenly mother of GOD!
too much!
ha! I wanna see someone trying to beat THAT! Impossible!
Mrs R.-now that's productive for sure! Well done! ;)
kespax lol I went into work this afternoon and schedule November 20th off so that I can spend my time in line for the midnight showing and stay for the matinee ha ha ha
LOL Cullen
that's seriously gross haha
i'd like to have been in that company meeting...
Kes....LOL.
I can picture you sitting there, all disheveled, amid laundry piles and dirty dishes, nothing getting done....you sound like you have completely come unglued. Just like the rest of us.... :))))
Leann-ok-tap shoes-LOL
Do you think that he is going commando in those?
Im still here, H. Just trying to keep up.
And Kes. I lOVE how you have put so much thought into when to see NM....I have done that too....I think weekday matinee is going to be the best time. Teens in school...
Shome-tell me-i was ROFL!!! What redneck idiots and DA's.
i didn't come up with the tap shoes, but thanks for the credit anyway ;)
i posted the package link above.
BI-good luck!
Soph-we can only hope!
Mrs R, sexy steamy bathtub scene sounds right up this place's alley.
Liza, you gotta take care of your eyes hon. Just imagine what you'd miss!
cg: undies optional for our boy? i think so
Whoever came up with tap shoes-it's funny-i don't care who ya are! ;)
TS-hell yeah!
omg!!!!!!!!!!!!! im breahless!
Hey Leann!
Sheesh, it's so hard to keep up....I can't write my usual lengthy commentary, or I miss the thrust of the conversation....
I would LOVE to see NM with fellow Robsessors...if it were only feasible.
My SIL is kicking me out...again!!! Must drive home...how will I do that?
Of course, being the addict that i am, will be checking in again when i get home...hopefully there won't be 100 posts in 20 min...will there?
Suz - luv ya...
bi: refresh, baby refresh
(said like la push, baby la push ;))
Thanks show!!
I think Rob's mipples are adorable. Remember the manip in the water with the huge ass nipples??? That picture was kinda funny, the nipples were like siver dollars.
Oh goodie BI. It can get awfully hard, correct?
Girls, you will do it again. I will hit the 1000 comments tonight. Shirtless Rob deserves it.
Do your worst!!
showme,
I think you have located package! Way to go, girl! Now my throat is officially dry with one eyeball! Soon i'm going to be rocking out Helen Keller style.
Shome-package-sounds good!
Leann-Suz-did y'all leave? Y'all spice it uuuppp! ;)
HA had a bath scene but not exactly what you would call bubble bath...
LOL thirty
i love the La Push part
Oh man..these pictures...these pictures are absolutely killing me!!! Oh wow!
Umm...I do not see the package, at least not very well. I see Kristen's ass. Move your ass, please, Kristen.
Yes, I think he is going commando. If not, I'm really worried at what kind of girlie panties he has on that allow an inch of butt crack to show every time he turns around.
Mrs. R, I don't know how easy it will be to make these brazen hussies blush, but I'm sure we all more than welcome the opportunity to try! Share ASAP! :)
Hansom!!!!!
Lips.. I am all over you bb.
xoxoxoxox
Sweaty sexy Edward Cullen with no fucking shirt on dreams..
xoxo
What do you think?
Marina-aren't we all?
Mrs. R.-I hear you!
Lovelips-Soph-Win-LOL
Junk? Package? Steamy bathtub scenes? What the H is going on here? I couldn't stay away, ladies...
BTW - How is the KK collection plate filling up???? :D
Lizalou, was that you with the tap shoes?
Mrs. R, just keep throwing out words like "thrust" and you'll be fine.
I can't keep up around here either. We're all a little keyed up around here due to THAT *points back to the naked white guy*
Hi Hansom!
LEann, Mrs. R.-do your worst!
Hi again,Suz!
ShowMe,
thanks for that link. I've been furiously pulling pics off the web for my "OMFG" folder that I haven't had time to analyze them as in depth as you have, However, there are many that I have lingered over all day. "Hey Sailor" is my current favorite. Thinking about making it my desktop background, but I feel I'm not so cheesy as to have beefcake shots as a desktop. Am I? ;)
Oh, Leann, the junk is below the Kristen ass. Even I, with one functioning eyeball, can see that! Girl, train the eyes a bit downward!
"do the helen keller and talk with your hips".
What are your hip trying to say exactly? (Holy Eff I can be random lol)
Honey; you said hard... he he
yeahhhh... where did that slippery suz go? yoo hoo suz?!
commando it is... fo rizzle!
t: yeah aren't we rob's bathers or something?
h: you have an official wednesday song? hot damn! better get that on my ipod
Suz-sweaty sexy EC works for me, BB!
KK and Leann-LOL!
you can see a little bit o' scrotum in that pic...that tis all.
unfortunately.
anyone have see thru goggles?
"Helen Keller style"....OMG LOL
I hear ya, I am going blind from staring at this computer
TS-commando-LOL!
Liza and honey-BHAHA!
TS
I am here..
having a "hard" time keeping "up"
TS ~ i do believe we did sign up for something like that...
H~ said Hard... damn I missed it...
See you soon Lovethelips!
*sniff* Do I detect the aroma of fromage? A cheesy commestible? Why it's KK, come to pretend she has no desire to touch THAT *points to half-naked pancake connect-the-dots guy back there*
Hello all.
I have been lurking for a while, but the pictures have forced me out of my hole. :-) Just want to say a BIG THANK YOU for this web site, and the pictures. New Moon looks like it is going to kick ass. Rob is fast becoming my celebrate crush.
h: shush girl, shush your lips...do the helen keller and talk with your hips
i want rob to sing that to me...my hips can do all the talking he needs
Hips, I meant hips.
The Humpty Dance TS.
Hard. Said it again.
Wow, thats a lot of "h". Hmmmm.
Yvonne-Helen Keller style indeed...;) You'd do bad things to him until you were blind-oh, crap-i said i'd be good! ;)
Showme...You did NOT use that icky medical term for Rob's little boys just now, did you???
;D
Suz~ nawty girl you did that on purpose...
LOL A/LA
i made that "hello sailor" into my background wallpaper on my personal comp ROFLMAO
I just had a funny thinking about the sailor pic...
Rob in DVD commentary: "he turns around and says, 'ohhh so that's what this is'"
KK's here? Did she get back fro the gyno?
I have only been gone for a few hours and I miss so much, not fair. There are too many comments to read them all so I'll just try to catch up.
Good evening to all you lovely ladies.
I have to step away for a bit. I need to get back to that crazy thing called life. I shall return though.
Leann - Well you should know that in the past few hours I've totally changed my "cheesy" tune....NOT!!!!
KK...uh huh. Just as I thought. Suuuure....you're just here for the company...not the dirty talk....
Leann!
bwaaaaaaah!
A nice bit of Stilton? snnnnniiifff stinky cheese
Suz-hang in girl-you rock, and you know this!
Honey-humpty dance-LOL!!! OMG! Haven't heard that in forever!
scrotum? Way to kill a buzz, Showme. Blech ;p
H ~ You ROCK!!!
TS.. all these lyrics I cant keep up...
LOL Liza...okay...I'm looking...it's not a very junky piece of junk at the moment! LMAO
yes, i did Leann..i did indeed...
lucerne, welcome, and stick around...you might learn something....perverted. LOL
hi Mandy :)
Nite BI...maybe?
Shome-"hello, sailor"-BHAHAHA!!! LOL
KK, Yvonne-LOL
Suz-Stilton?!?-LOL!!!!!!
BI~ we will be right here waiting for you!!!lol
KK, I feel you just like to be a contrarian. Were you an obstinate child? Have you watched Twilight with the commentary yet? Hmm?
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