Should Robert Pattinson Worry About Bad Reviews?
Critics remain way underwhelmed by Robert Pattinson's channeling of artist Salvador Dalí in Little Ashes. Call it a lack of—tee hee—sparkle. A few were impressed—the London Daily Express calls Pattinson's take "a spirited performance." But most agree with MTV's Kurt Loder, who says, "As soon as Pattinson steps forth with Dalí's famous up-twirled mustaches pasted to his face, the picture collapses."
Well, meow to you, too.
That isn't necessarily bad news for Pattinson fans, however, especially if you're open to a long-term love affair...
Despite the mixed reviews, veteran casting directors are calling Pattinson's choice in films brilliant, especially if he wants a long career.
"Tween girls buy movie tickets but don't win you Oscars," says casting exec Lisa Hamil, who worked on The Notebook and Alpha Dog as well as the new film One-Eyed Monster. "Hollywood is very quick to typecast, and once that happens, an actor's career can flatline."
Here's where tweenie fans may feel a bit of panic.
"All of us would still attempt to cast him in tween roles, but I'd be shocked (and a little disappointed) if he took another one," Hamil reveals. "It's the same reason Daniel Radcliffe did Equus. These guys are in it for the long haul and have learned this elemental truth: You grow up with your audience."
In other words, once the Twilight franchise wraps, kids, don't look for Pattinson in another teen-candy role. Even vampires need to grow up sometime.
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«Oldest ‹Older 201 – 400 of 448 Newer› Newest»Hi Jules!
Jules xoxoxoxxoxoxoxo
Hello, my schmexy Jules!
Suz~ Aw. I'm in Pittsburgh. Philadephia is about six hours away.
I'm glad that it's playing in PA, though. I was, honestly getting a little concerned about that. And I was wondering why Pittsburgh or Philadelphia wasn't showing it, because those are the main cities of the state.
I have been fucking shimmying all over the house tonight!! I couldn't LOVE the hip scarf more!! It's beautiful!! Way better than the shit they sell at the club, can't wait for shimmy class to start up again, June 8. They'll all be sooo fucking jealous!!
I like the sound of that, Suz...I wonder if there's a chain?? LOL
HI JULES!!
Plus, there's lots of great inside joke stuff if you're a fan of the original series. I kept wondering who was playing McKoy...very familiar face...checked it out on IMDB and it is the same actor who placed Eomer in LOTR Two Towers and Return of the King.
Just got done watching Supernatural that I had to DVR the on Thursday.
Damn those Winchester boys kill me!
flights from pitts to phl are pretty cheap bolsie... fly in for LA
Suz, I was seriously considering hopping a Bieber bus to NYC today to see it, but didn't want to go alone! bitch we shoulda hooked up!! serioulsy, I didn't know you were so close!
Christopher Heyerdahl made another guest appearance and I'm just jonesing to see him all decked out in the Volturi garb...
Jules, you outta your nyquil induced coma?
Jules!! Hey bb.
Whew I made it back from looking at the eyes on Ellie's avi. Ellie that wasn't a good idea. I got lost there for a while.
Yes, share with the rest of the class, Kim, Tess...
Kimber..
you are my mother fucking life now..
L.A. end of june!
Aw hell to the no Kim!
Now I'm just mixing nyquil and vodka...It's the bomb!!!!
jeez, rob videos are just so addicting, just watched Sex Drive Rob again. he's like a greek god.
I still can't get Robvador out of my head. I think I love the funny scenes the most. I really need to rewatch it alone. With no distractions.
ha ha h ah ha Jules..
Nyguil Rules! (well it DID before they altered the forumla)
Everytime I hear "It's the bomb"...I think of Mr. MoUstache himself: Charlie Swan.
Bwahahaahahahhaha...
Where's Kat when I need her???
LOL
Oh this is sooo much fucking fun!!
Don't know why I stayed away so long!
This is where it all started my Rks!!
Yea win.. especially when he pulls his togger...
(am I a little fixated, or what?)
Suz~ Hey, you never know! I wouldn't mind it. We'll see if it's something of which I can splurge. I've never been.
I see Star trek mentioned. Not Rob-related, but I saw the trailers while I was reading the Host and after that I kept seeing Chris pine as Jared.
It's a fucking date Suz -- you, me and the Bourse!!
Kim, it IS so fucking fun...
Oh, wait for it...
COCK
TWITCH
FOLDS
If any of my LOST bitches are on.... on Food Network right now, Duff and his team are making a cake for the Lost 100th episode.
Kimber.. don't tease me.
I am going to hold you to that!
xxx
So I have to admit, I did have a fun day surfing the internet for Rob goodies! I haven't be able to do that in ages!
My kids actually gave me some peace and quiet. I have downloaded so many freaking pictures today...
LMAO Ellie! I'm so glad I have a working computer again, I missed my dirty girls last weekend.
Jules, Mother's Day early!
BTW
HAPPY MOTHER's DAY EVERYONE!
WinWin...nice choice about The Host.
Did you ever see Chris Pine in "Bottle Shock" with Alan Rickman?
Did someone say
COCK????
Rose - do we need to send in a pack of werewolves????? Are you lost?
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WinWin, do you like The Host?
I really loved it (read it 2x so far). Not as much as the Twilight series, but it was good!
You were a treasure trove of Rob goodies today Jules!
I hate that you are suffering and feeling under the weather but I love it when you share the loot.
Can we all just wish Clare a BIG ASS MOTHER'S DAY WISH for bringing Mr. Fuckhot into this world....
Why yes, Mel, I did...
and a cockity cock to YOU, missy!
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I had plans to read The Host...then this thing called fanfic came along and it now controls my life. Anyone else read an ACTUAL book lately?? Personally, I have STACKS waiting to be read...sucks.
Amen, Jules, amen!
suz, you slay me, I think that's the 2nd or 3rd time I heard you say that. My head is so filled with Rob that I can't think straight.
I have to say that during that scene I was so conflicted, I was hot watching rob make his face, but at the same time I felt so much hurt for them all. I didn't know what to do with myself. That scene was priceless. LOL. Mine is Rob's body in the water. Those long legs. I'm going to make a drink. be right back.
HellFUKINYEA
Jules
HELLFUKINYEA
Ellie~
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AND JULES...
niceuseoffuckhot.edu
Melissa, I know what you mean. I keep looking at books and then I go "Meh, I've got fan fic to catch up on first..."
Mel, the last book I read was The Hunger Games. SM suggested it on her website.
Heh AJ! I'm sort here.
Can't fucking focus...
LOL - me too Mel. Good thing I'm in a book group. It forces me to read something besides ff.
Aw Mel...just love that word since you used it earlier today!
Beats whitehot hands down....
What? There's something besides fanfic? Who told you this? They're lying.
Hi Rose!!! MUUUUAAAAHHHH!
Ellie~thats one of the books waiting to be read!! LOL
Mel, I'm really loving RichKid right now!!
Yes AJ. Actually there is something else besides fan fiction.
It's called your blog....
Jules! My Queen! ♥♥♥
Alie~Funny thing is, I used to be in a book club...sans Oprah of course. Said club is what made me read Twilight in the first place...
KIm - Did you belligerate anyone today? Hmmmmm?
Tess - I haven't seen it yet, but I do like me some Star Trek.
My gorgeous ladies...
I bid you all a GoodRobNight..
I am shatterd.. must sleep.
SexyToggerDreams for suz.
xxx
Nighty night, all.
AJ, love the new vid on your blog, today (LMAO at My Little Pony!!!).
Oh I just adore Baby Swan and Rich Kid-that story is made of WIN!
Jewels, the only other movie I remember Chris pIne in is Smokin Aces. He was the crazy dude who pretended to die in the elevator.
Ellie, I loved the host. I plan on rereading that one too. I have to say Twilight series is my favorite. I think it's because of Rob. I keep rereading tem just to get him in my head. Kinda like Bella jumping off a cliff just to hear him. lol
Good night, Suz!
Sexy, sweet Rob dreams to you! xo
I read AJ's blog... She's HILARIOUS!
(and I need to know how to make a button...)
Good Night, Suz...
xoxo
Oh - yeah. I know. We read it too "off the record" Ha! Snooty bitches. Actually they are all very nice. But I'd rather talk with you about BB or Tie Guy anyday.
Yep, Ellie, Richkid is quite the "HUMP MUFFIN"!!
I said it KIM!
Night Suz! Hopefully you and I will have a chance to FB chat tomorrow!
Love you!!!
Tell the Pattinson to bring it before you go to sleep! I whisper it a couple of times before I close my eyes and I swear...Rob Dreams galore!
Ok, maybe it helps to have two humongous posters of him in your bedroom....
I have a blog? Why didn't someone tell me this?
Mel -- I'm totally with you on the "books" -- WTF -- I have a HUGE stack waiting for me, including the erotic Anne Rice books about Sleeping Beauty that Jules coereced me into buying while I was drunk on Amazon ...
Now I'm panicing, trying to save as much FF to my netbook as I can for when I go on vacation to read at the beach -- yeah, I'm fucking taking my netbook to the beach to read fucking FF!!
Suz -- we're soo doing it -- the movie, that is, and then we'll hitch it down to South Street!!
We have got to meet!
WinWin, bwaaaahahahaha on the Bella cliff-diving.
Yes, we must keep Rob in our minds and all times...and our hearts...and our, um, loins?
Can I just say how much I love Mitt Mitt?
BTW WinWin -- you sound totally fucking cool gurl!
Good night Suz, I know what you'll be dreaming tonight. Sewwt Robhugs and kisses.
and Yeah, I'm drinking -- got drunk w/mom about 5 hours ago and catching my second buzz now!
oops, I meant sweet dreams. too bad this blogs don't have spell check.
KIM! I didn't coerce shit! And I still can't believe that you haven't even cracked the spine on any of those books.
They are like my lemon bibles....
Kim, i think you and Suz need to go to Pat's Steaks after the movie!
Jules - what what is mitt mitt?
Nite Suz! Dammit... I'm slow tonight.
Night Suz!
Sweet Robador togger dreams!
xo
WinWin - Ellie - like I could fucking keep him OUT of my head.
Mitt Mitt is the nickname for Emmett in "Mr. Horrible"....
Kim~I have those Sleeping Beauty books...they've been collecting dust for like a month now. A friend of mine read them and she said they were fuckawesome...like BDSM fuckawesome...
Aw Fuck Alie -- I wanted to be the first one to use it
Oh what the Fuck -- HUMP MUFFIN!!
Oh Mitt-Mitt is WIN!!
Mitt, mitt. Ok, got it. I haven't read that ff.
Ellie - My Little Pony - so funny. I puffy heart whoever made that vid.
Ellie -- what about Gino's
I love Hump Muffin!
OK, so I have a "you know you're reading too much FF" story ...
Thanks, Kim, so sound pretty awesome to. All you Robkats are outstanding.
Richkid? Is that new FF? Can I load FF onto my Ipod? too dangerous. Shit, I just keep getting deeper and deeper...
Ah the Sleeping Beauty series...my intro to BDSM....fucking read it, fucking lived it, fucking love it!
You guys suck. No one lives in my state....boo hoo...*tear*
Hump Muffin = Rob?????
Kim....is this story going to end with me doing my best Rob imitation of saying:
"OOOHHHH NAAAWWWWTY!!!"
Um...Mel...no one even lives NEAR my state.
WinWin -- don't know about loading your ipod ... wish I could be more helpful -- anyone???
Kimburlesqe - I ♥ your stories. Please share.
WinWin~I read FF from my BlackBerry ALL the time. It's the best.
OK, so I start the day at Lowe's .... me and mom shopping for more flowers ...
Ted C. called Rob a Hump Muffin. As Kim pointed out the most intelligent thing we've ever heard from Ted C.
Alie<----------waiting for Kim's story.
I constantly have to duck into the loo at work to read fan fiction from my phone! The Dominant kills me during my lunch hour...
Jules, I swear to God that when he says that -- I feel it in my CORE!!
Ok, Rose, now I don't feel so left out. :-)
Ellie...pass the popcorn! Kim's story is gonna be a good one....
WinWin, here's the link for Mr. Horrible, with Rich Kid and Baby Swan:
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4953962/1/Mr_Horrible
"Duck in the loo" - is that what the kids are calling it these days Jules?
Bwahahahahahahaha Kim!
You know I can't resist fucking with ya like that....
When exactly did Rob say ""OOOHHHH NAAAWWWWTY!!!"...I must hear this for myself.......then I will totes need a cold shower.
So yeah, like last night, at my fave greenhouse I dropped at cool $110 on Annuals, yes, fucking Annuals, they're only good for this summer ...
Oh Alie...I actually have another "Loo" story that tops the first one!!!!
so, we go to Lowe's this morning to get shit we didn't find at the other place ...
Mel, during the baseball scene, talking about Edi.
I, for one, don't always agree with critics reviews - in fact many times I totally disagree. I will see the movie in about 3 weeks and decide for myself. However, the trailers look amazing. And I really don't know what all the fuss is about the sex scenes in the movie - that looking tasteful and, frankly hot. I agree with others that say that most of us are in it with Rob for the long haul. I saw How to Be at a festival and loved him in it. It isn't just Twilight and won't be just Twilight for those of us hard-core Rob addicts. I believe he will have a very long and successful acting career if he chooses. I'm hope for it but also hope he has a very long and successful music career as well. He is amazing.
OK, seriously need to trim this story, not worth a big wind up.
Damn Kim!
Mel...it's during the audio commentary on Twilight...
During the baseball scene...Rob makes fun of Edi says "OOOOOHHHHH"
It's a freaking riot and hot as all get out...
Melissa, do you go on line? I'm thinking of copying to text files and them loading them into my notes sections. Do you think I'll combust or go into meltdown on the train??? See I'm thinking out load so that someone can stop me to tell me I've goned over the deep end with this Robsession.
My point is, after reading way too much FF -- like the way we keep seeing "promo" as "porno"...
Cue it up Jules - can you go after Kim or is this a g-spot story ;)
Ha Ha! Kim said "trim"....
Kathy, I totally agree with you!
After starting our planter pots, we decided we needed a few more things ...
So, we go back to Lowe's and find what we need ...
Whaaaa??? Is this on the DVD??? Should I stop what I'm doing so I can go listen??? GAH! How did I miss this????
*facepalm*
NO...
*fuckingfacepalm*
LOL, Jules! (re: trim)
Oh Alie...it could definately be a g-spot story...
It's so inpirational to my writing...
LMAO right now at Kim and Jules...
Mel...go cue it up and listen to it!!! Go directly to the baseball scene and listen to Rob in the background...funny as shit...
Alie...you should know by now that this is how Kim and I roll...
I swear she and I will end up making out with each other when we finally meet....
WinWin~I have the net on my BlackBerry. Do you have an iPhone or just an iPod?? If you just have the iPod, you can probably just save it to your computer then dowload it to your iPod??? IDK, it's worth investing in a cell with internet access, IMO.
And I read FF EVERYWHERE. Standing in line at the grocery store, at Sbux...you name it. No one has any idea what I'm doing...I could just be texting for all they know. :P
So, I get to the checkout ... and there's all this shit piled up around me, like Scott's turf builder and other shit and I see that crap you put around for weeds called Preen ...
Did Kim pass out?
And, of course, what did I see ...
Chris Pine and the guy who plays Spock (sorry, can't remember his name) are on SNL right now...
Thanks, Ellie. blowing you a loud Rob smooch. I wonder if I can do a ringtone with Rob smooching sounds? what would the dh think?
Oh, Preen, yes, a huh...
You see, Jules...when it cums to Twilight, I can't just FF to a certain part in the extras or the movie. If I turn it on I will be sucked in(no pun intended) and not be able to pull myself away. I would then be forced to leave you lovelies..I'm not sure I can stay away.
youaremylifenow.com
And Leonard Nimoy!!!
Only he can play Spock!
PEEN!!
Yeah, told you it wasn't worth the wind up.
anyway, Me and mom started doing the planters and I said, fuck it, I need a cocktail.
Mom agreed.
Plants at Lowes -- $140
Xtra bag of dirt -- $5
Getting drunk on Cosmos with Mom -- FUCKING PRICELESS!!!!
HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY TO ALL MY ROBKATS AND EVERYONE ELSE HERE TONIGHT!!
and A Hell Yeah to the Pattinson Peen!
LOL, I think Nimoy just said "Dickhead" on SNL!
Melissa, that's priceless. How do you keep from blushing. I get all flustered when I read ff.
Melissa, I understand.
Josh and I were watching "Supernatural" tonight and it was during a certain scene that Josh just cracked my ass up!
Sam says "Say It!"
Josh says back to the t.v. "Out loud"....
Speaking of Pattinson Peen...where is Laura?
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
JULES!! That is pure WIN!!
I love it!
Jules, I was just thinking that!
Pinky swear!
WinWin~Lots of practice...LOL Srsly, it's not to bad. I think I've learned to control my facial expressions while in public...LOL
She sent me a text earlier...but she did not confirm her where-a-bouts...LOL
I have no control of my facial expressions when it comes to Rob...
Everytime I turn my lappie on at work during my lunch break and see his beautiful mug pop up, I just lose it and become a pile of goo...
Okay, you're probably tired of me mentioning SNL, but they have Jimmy Fallon and Justin Timberlake on as the BeeGees (new one)...
OMG - Kim it was totally worth the wind up. I have tears right now. Happy fucking mothers day for sure!!
WinWin - you and the passionate, smooches will be the death of me! GAH - I need to listen to the commentary tonight. Can someone make a video of Rob smooches for Win
Happy fucking Pattinson Peen dreams to everyone.
I'm out. I might be back later here or email.
Night gorgeous Robkats. I need to check in with the dh...Or as Jules says "Dip in the loo" tee hee.
xo
Actually ellie, i'm not tired of it ---I'm fuckng cursinmg myself for not tpaing it
!!
Goodnight Alie! Muahhhhhhh!
Nite nite, Alie!
Olive juice and sweet Rob dreams! MUAH!!!
Kim, love your story. I loev reminders of ROb's package. : P
Night Alie! I better duck out myself. I have church in the morning.
Trust me...I'm wishing it was the Holy Hotness Church of Robert Pattinson...but even this old Robkat has to atone for sins sometime!
Good Night, Alie....
talktoyoulater.org
xoxo
Nite Alie
ifuckingluvu.net
Good Night, Jules!
XOXO
Happy Mother's Day to everyone! :-)
Goodnight Jules! xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo
Kim, Fallon's hysterical as Barry Gibb! He's having a hissyfit right now! LOL
Goodnight ellie and Twiheart. Sweet Rob kisses for you both.
Good Night Everyone!
Sweet Robward dreams to all!!!
Oh c'mon Jules, you still expect us to buy that "church" stuff?
WinWin -- you're a lotta fun!
Jules -- when you talk 'bout church it makes me CRAVE a Priestward update!!
Good night, Jules! Olive juice and happy mother's day to you, sweetheart! xo♥
Well, peeps, I think it's time to say hasta la vista to you all. Duty calls. See ya!
Happy Mother's Day and good night to all!
XOXO
:P
WinWin, I'm still here!!
Ellie, I'll have to Hulu it tomorrow!
Thanks!
Mel, all that stuff I said to Jules, I say to you! ♥♥♥
youaredabombbaby.com
Goodnight Mel! Muahhhhh!
Mel -- R U shitting me???
Luv U anyways!! Sweet Rob/Adam dreams to U!!
meluvulongtime.com
Loved your story, Kim!
However, I saw where it was leading. Well, duh! I'm a RobKat!
LOL
Goodnight Jewels!!!
ELLIE -- FUCKING PEEN, PEEN, PEEN!!!
PATTINSON PEEN!!
Sorry, just HAD to get that out!
Goodnight melissa.
WinWin, Kim is right!
You're pure win!
(well, not meaning your nickname...) LOL
Ellie, I'm still here too. I'mmultitasking, I'm voting on MTV for ROb.. I can't wait to see his sexy ass at an awards show.
Yeah, I like her A Lot!
Kim, if it were Rob's I woudln't be wanting to "get it out"...
just sayin'.
BWAAAHAHAHAHA!
OOPS, SORRY, PROPER CRASSNESS, RIGHT?
Aww, thanks, ellie. Totally feeling to love tonight.
WinWin, give us a little more on your profile.
Where's Shamizzle?
LMFAO~~Geez, Kim, not TOO fucking nosy, are you?
IDK where'd she go?
Kim, have yoy looked at Rob's eyes on my avatar, up close? Best ever.
Kim, everytime you say peen, I think of RObvador in the moonlit water...lovely : ) Hoep you get to see LA soon.
WinWin
letabitchknow.com
Okay, I DO know how to spell *nosey.
Wait! winwin!
You see that in the water???????
SPILL!
Ellie, those fucking Sex Drive photos KILL me every time!!
Kim, that picture of Rob is MY FUCKING FAVORITE. PERIOD. I flutter everytime I gaze at it. those friggin' butterflies...
well fucking shit -- WinWin am I crossing the line -- just wondering, since your profile has nothing on it ...
but you're way cool, glad you surfaced here.
Kim, I'm 37, married, 3 kids under 8, work full time in nyc. I'm usually darting aroung and can't sit still. I can't even Robsess without jumping to youtube or voting some contest of his. I try to get here as often as I can. Usually have the blog opened all day. Rob's gonna get me fired one day.
Ellie, Sex drive Rob just melts me. Love your avatar. Whoever took those pictures should get an award or a gift or something. His eyes, lips and everyhting look perfect.
Crickets -- Hello
anybody out there -- did all the RKs sign off?
Nope, Kim, still here.
Win, are you in NY, NJ, or CT?
I'm in NJ
Ellie, you can tell he's well endowed. Maybe it's my imagination.
Kim I haven't had time to update my profile. for some reason that page is blocked at work. one day, i'll fill it out. I'm still new to all this commenting thing. Not freaked out. I feel totally safe with you guys.
Kim, I was just kidding about being nosey~~
I was wondering the same thing! xo
WinWin -- how cool of you to out yourself!!
I'm Kim, 41, live near Philly, not married, no kids, just a slut waiting to happen ...
I work in newspaper (fucking dying industry) and will eventually get fired for my Robsession or FF habits!
Nice to meet you!
I feel like an idiot, I just went to get my laundry and accidentally locked myself out of my room because I forgot my key.
Aw, thanks, WinWin! I know it can be a little intimidating when everyone's on here and it's rapid fire!
Ellie, I live in long island.
No, Sabrina, it's IDITO! LOL
Is that a long drive into the city?
Shamizzle -- welcome to the blog!!
LOL Ellie! I thought of that right after I published my comment.
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