Oh sweet God at one point they joke about how Rob mentioned having a "penile implant" for certain Little Ashes scenes...CRACKING ME UP!
Again why we love Rob so much.
Oh sweet God at one point they joke about how Rob mentioned having a "penile implant" for certain Little Ashes scenes...CRACKING ME UP!
Again why we love Rob so much.
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I adore mushy peas!!!!
Gotta have 'em with my lamb....
Emmes:
Lest you think I am a divining rod, drawn exclusively to rock stars for their sexy water, let me bring you back down to earth with one more story.
Anybody know who Steven Wright is? The comedian? Well, he came into the bookstore in Boston where I was working, we had a brief convo, and I made him laugh. The next day, the girls at work told me that he had returned to ask me out (but it was my day off).
The moral is: Steven Wright. Steven Wright, you are no RP!
night suz: thanks for pimpin some music to me... lovin it!
and we really need to talk about our tour dates and t-shirt design? holla
Tenn~that video might be my favorite. All I can think about is "dirty dancing" w/ a certain gorgeous hunky hottie! OMG, I'm so addicted to him and this site!
Temple of the Dog...a great moment in time, a great tribute to a friend. Chris and Eddie together...just...YES.
Love the rock star stories, Mrs. R! Hmmm, my claims to fame are, getting waved at by Steven Tyler and Gene Simmons, getting kicked out of the backstage left pit by Jon Bon Jovi, and meeting Extreme and Robert Plant. All at different times, of course LOL.
Love the Fade Into You vid Jules! Always loved that song...so beautiful.
Thank you thirtysomething!!
Jewels - wanna snuggle ;)
I love me some Jules covered in margaritas!!!
Hi suz and 30!!!!
Mrs R- that's still an awesome story because Steven Wright is hi-larious!
What r we talking about this fine evening?
A/L.A.....
Here are my links....
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4759098/1/Utter_Darkness
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4979037/1/Two_Stepping
Utter Darkness is post Breaking Dawn.
Two Stepping is a fun romantic comedic romp that is AU...
wow i just saw the Closer to Rob vid. he's so effin sexy i can't see these same pics ENOUGH!
Hi everyone, too many to name :)
Hey Meg - lots of hot vids going around here.
And Jules was just discussing my favorite literary character - Dukeward...
Meg - did you see that video?
perfect song LOL!
Crazy~have you seen disco stick?
You may not be strong enough!
ooh... crazy and Divinesally: keep posting so all the pages are filled with Rob Lips. My tongue keeps twitching... exqueeze me.
BB Cakes! Where's Tina?
Like an animal C
Crrrrrrrrraaaazzzzzzzzyyyyyyyyy
calling Crazy!!!!!!!!
Hi Eleieneiiei - no. have the link somewhere? i missed it...
meggg :) 'sup girl?
talkin' ff and rob... what else is there in this universe anymore?
a/la: you're welcome. feel free to shorten me babe... i know it takes forevah to type... some call me ts, some call me 30... some call me well...
Meg - you crack me up
Jewels64-- I am all over it. Yay! No one will hear from me for like a week. Trust. ;)
There you are Craz, yes I watched it and OMG.......................... No words.......... non at all:)
WOW! LOVE the vids! I forgot about the "closer" one. *fansherselfprofusely* Thanks for sharing!
Evening lovely ladies...
Did everyone read the Cottage ff........... so steamy!!!!
My DH is snoring so loud:)
hello all....fine evening...whats up....
hay Elaineiie. Pupida, Tina and Meg and ALA~
i thing the lips are my second favorite, or maybe tied with his eyes. so puffy and smooth..... mmmmmmmmmmm.
DH's pc is soooooo slow, but am surrounded by posters of yummy Robwardness
Hey - Elaine - didn't see you there
Craz~
http://www.dailymotion.com/user/robert-pattinsondotca/video/x8tec8_robert-pattinsons-disco-stick_shortfilms
30- the beauty of a Mac is copy-pasting keyboard shortcuts. Heh.;)
What did you think of the Cottage ff Craz?
C - You should see how puffy MY yes are!!!
Momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yah
Leann:
Oh my God—Extreme! My best male friend(/ex-bf) is BEST friends (since high school) with Gary Cherone! How funny.
If you guys can stand another anecdote, about Extreme—before I moved back to Boston (for the millionth time), a roommate of my female BFF told me that Extreme was her favorite band, and that I should try to get Gary's autograph, since I would be living in Boston. Of course, I was like, "Okay...as if that will happen."
And not six months later, I started dating Gary's BFF!!!!
Meg. I read half was getting too hot and bothered in front of DH.
I think you should take a peek at the ff Momma?
It will be good for you.
Mommas here too Yipee
hey Lynnes and Momma~
wow there are alot of vids making their way around tonight...gotta try to check them out to prep for tonight's fantasies...
i forgot about the Cottage! duh.
Divine - was it the first part. - the WALL part. he he
meg- send link to FF. i'm going to drown myself. LOL.
My mom will call on Mother's Day---"where ARE YOU?!?!?!"
no thanks meg...i know you have good intentions...but i want my kids to have a sane mommy...this site is bad enough for me... ;)
Hi, Tina, LM, Meg, Lynnes, Crazy, TS, Div, and every other Robogirl!
The Barkeep:
I think I love you!
*sprints naked to Robward in ocean*
A/AL ill send it here
C - Told Meg, dd is gone for the w/end all ff all the time. No mom-mode
meg: i put in on my favs... but haven't read it yet... will do though
Tina ~ LOL puffy eyes?? don't ya mean lips :)
thx Eleienieie!
Meg, woooo that wall scene was raunchy. Holding her hands up with one of his...OMG, I have to stop...
LM~I with you. Rob is enough of an addiction for me to handle.
is TS still here?? hey TS!
Crazy you should definitely read it tonight.......... I'm going to be so jealous over your dreams tonight:)
Hi elaine! {waving}
Do you guys ever think Gozde wakes up in the morning, sees the number of comments on a thread and wonders what trouble we're getting ourselves into? We're almost at 500!
ok lynnes...thank you...feeling like the ff party-pooper over here...but i know my limits! I luv you megeemoo....
LM~No Rob Limits.
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4931698/1/First_Night_in_the_Cottage_Edward_Bella_BD
Here you go Rob lovers............ you just insert yourself were Bella is, and enjoy the ride!!!!!!!!!!!!.
Meg - your DH is asleep next to you? Mine gets so peeved when I try to type in bed! I hate when his sleeping interrupts my Robsessing.
Hey crazy, DS, everyone who's joined in the last 15 minutes *waves*
Barkeep - may I have a margarita?
Mega and Pupida~ i have got to start that tonight. sounds incredible. let's see, i think i can manage on 3 hours of sleep..
Tina~ lucky!! you are going to be one horny biotch this weekend - watch out!!!
No effing way...Mrs. R, you and I gotta talk! Seriously. I was so into Extreme from '91 to '93 that I practically followed them around on tour like some pathetic groupie. I knew the tour manager, the bus driver, the lighting guy---he wanted to date me, called me on the phone, sent me postcards from Japan, etc. I have lots of pics of me and all the guys in the band. At one time a portrait I drew of the band was actually hanging over the mantel in Nuno's mom's house, or his brother Paul's house, I forget which.
And this has nothing to do with Rob so this is why we gotta email or something LOL!
WoW! It took me a while to recover from that Personal Jesus! I´m gonna have to disagree wit sum o y´all and say that that´s my fave!!!
Awwwwww I luv you too Little Mommawomma!!!
LM~I swear to myself I wouldn't start another FF, and I've started like 4. I'm an ass.
LOL@Meg
Hey, The Barkeep deleted her encouraging comment.
*in tears again*
Tina will your DH be around this weekend......... if so LUCKY
hi crazy! :) big hearts to you!
hi elaine, little momma, lynnes!
Hola TS!
Crazy it's only a page......... won't take you very long to finnish before you can slip into your dreams.
ALA - i'm responsible for only a few of those so far...
hey Twi! haven't seen you here at the sam etime as me... how are ya?
Completely and udderly Robsessed?? i am cooked.
I heart you Emmes! Personal Jesus is the one that gets my mojo going too.
*contemplating watching it again*
Divine...i have to stay strong...i know i can do it...
Meg ....its only a page??? ;) Well....then....
The manageable thing about some FFs are that some of the writes don't update as often, so you CAN go on with your life. But dang, when's the new chapter of The Office gonna show up...
I need to shut up and stop reloading my browser. :P
hey ladies... lights out for me...
Robbie lovin to you all...
peace out
Hiya Twiheart! How are you?
OMG DH hates it when I type in bed, LOL! He's got his cute effing head on my lap. Oy.
Mrs. R, "The Barkeep" was really Rob, checking in on us. He wants to meet you and read your titillating novel.
Can I be your friend, Mrs. R?
LM~NOOOO! Be strong! Let the Robnetic pull you back here! Once you start....
Emmes~each time I watch one it is my fave! Anything w/ our Rob in it! I'd watch him sleep and enjoy the hell out of it!
Megemoo~got the link saved. thanks.
Hey everyone if I missed anybody.
crazy! I know. I'm supposed to be on a purge. But it has backfired.
Goz's B-Day, the mouth, birthday montage from Dani- GAH!! I'm just right back in it.
It's like riding a bike :)
there' TS! hi!!! i'm so tempted to go and read this damn FF right now (feeling "antsy in the pantsy") ;)
Twi - I'm in the family room, Dh is asleep on the couch.
Poor thing......... he was soooo tired. Good for me though!!!
Leann,
Nuno—so cute. But no Rob. Bringing it back to Rob.
*cringes at anticipated paddling for being off-topic*
And Leann, I'm a tiny bit shy about sharing email address (it's not you, it's me)...could I sleep on it?
...makes a note to check out Personal Jesus...
Meg` i can get off on one page??? wow that's some good stuff!
do it do ti do it do it Momma................!! he he
Elaine~did you save them all? I'm scared my dh is gonna find my super full "recipe" folder and delete shit.
Momma! ;)
i know c!!! one page ff? how can i rationalize my need to read it before bed? haha
g'night Tenneil! Sweet Rob dreams :)
I'm going to Tina's for the weekend. who's in??
Leann,
You're KILLING me!!!
Rob can read my novel...but only if he likes reading in bed.
Damn! Almost 500 posts??? Someone give me a summary of what's going on!!!
crazy!! ;)
LM~DON't listen to megeepooper!! FOCUS!
bye Tenn!! sorry i didn;t get to chat with you...
Nighty night Tenneil!
Megeepooper!!! HAHAHAHAHA!@ Lynnes!
Oh, no prob Mrs. R! I was half-joking about the email. I just didn't want to dilute the Robsessing with stories from long ago. That's so wild that you dated Gary's BFF though...small world.
HI DS - aww that's sweet!
Meg - poor tired dh. lil one in bed then? Nice to have quite time. Ours stay up too late.
What kind of FF crack is this that you can't stay away from crazy?
DS - I'm up to like 75 on my favs and I've read most of them
- PA THET TIC -
link for PJ plz? and thank you.
Leann,
What do you mean, can we be friends?
We're friends already. ;)
Crazy I'll go with you...... foe show.
Where the hell is Tina?????????
twi- oh that montage- oh boy- by the looks of me you would've thought i had to pee really badly!
Lynnes~I saved them all! I'm really getting brave! That's a bad sign!
Bye, Tenn!
Crazy! Wish I could go!
Lynnes - LOL @ u funny girl!!!!!!!!
BTW - I sent my friend the "Personal Jesus" link, and now she says she's rueing the day she ever met me. Damn, RomeRob is a force of nature!
crazy....PEE! HAHAHAHA! I am still down for November, you?
Yay, KK is back!
Summary-
Leann and Mrs Robinsane are both writers with rock n' roll pasts
Everyone watched the Personal Jesus and Sex Drive vids and drooled appropriately
Elaine showerd her sweet manners and said hello to everyone who came in to theparty
Meg and Jewels64 are FF pushers
a lot of the ladies here have their DH's in bed with them while they Robsess
I need to shut up.
;P
Ladies...I got distracted.
But I'm out my lovely peeps!!!
I've got to get crackalacking...
Keep Robsessing with class!!
Remember...we are now in the spotlight and getting attention!!!
Lets show Rob how classy we all are and the best damn Rob blog on the internet ever!!!!!
Mrs. R, I was insanely obsessed with Nuno. I was a stalker like these Twi-hards out in Vancouver. I was young, but not young enough to make it excusable. Ah well.
Seriously though, who is this "barkeep" who makes one post, changes her/his mind and then disappears? It's Rob I'm tellin' ya. Or TomStu or Sam. Rob comes on here when he's feeling low so he can puff himself up, so to speak, reading all these mad wishes to sex him up and stuff.
Yes, I have conspiracy theories of my own. lol
C~I'm all in.
meg~Tina's on her ancient computer
crazy <----------jumping up and down and grabbing her pants!!
bwahahahahahahahaha
Mommas gonna read FF??? wahoo!
we won't see her for awhile tho. she'll be otherwise detained... ;)
TS~ one page means again and again and again, ya know...
multi--------. discreet enough? idk.
What???????????? what's in November........ and am I invited........... God I;m the one stuck in God forsaken Indiana? hhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
A/L.A. Excellent summary!
Now who is this "barkeep" that I'm hearing about? I drive-by poster???
Lynnes LOL@ megeepooper!!!
kk :) there you are girl... i heard i missed you! but sadly... now i'm going
supah busy weekend ahead of me starting at noon tomorrow!
i still owe you an email... such a slacker! geez
really? we are? how exciting!!!
is there a link or somthing that shows the robsessed blog!!!
I would love to see it!
Goodnight, Jewels! Classy Robsessing is the name of the game!
Elainieie~"I don't know if I can control myself"
Jewels~"I know you can!"
meg~did you really ask what's in Nov.?
30!!! Sorry I missed ya!!!
hold the press!!!!!!!!!!!
meg: you're in indiana? seriously? WHERE? i am too? how did i not know this already???
huhumm...busy, busy...working on new avi
TWI ~ LOL @ "FF crack" apparently there's a one-pager ff - the cottage. godd for multi-----reading. whoopie!
should the dh be on the couch or in the bed?.....hmmmmmm
Meg~I'll swing by and pick you up!
Where is the road trip? I'm always ready. DH doesn't care!
Hi KK - you have a fellow Robsesser in 'real' life? Oh what I wouldn't give to party with you peeps - no wait, I'm not sure how I feel about sharing him in 'real' life...
Barkeep left? I didn't get my margarita *pouts*
where's Tina baby??
30! You'll stay on for Meg, but not for me????? ;)
Why doesn't anyone live in MN?
Lynnes!!!! LMFAOROTF!!!!
Welcome to the National Sarcasm Society....
"Yeah....like we need your support...."
Lyness - your right....... oooooooops my bad.
*puts her head down ashamed*
Sorry Rob!!!
CRAZY!!! Did you get my last comment on FB? LOL
Who was/is barkeep???
Yes, "barkeep" was a drive-by poster, and now the post is gone. WTH? fishy, I tell ya.
A/LA, excellent synposis! Mrs. R was telling of her cool encounters with cool famous people and I was admitting I used to be a quasi-groupie stalker. Potayto, Potahto.
and g'night to whoever's going to bed because I can't keep it all straight anymore!
Leann,
One more tidbit: I had Chinese food with Gary one Christmas Eve (and no, "Chinese food" is not a euphemism for something else! :)).
Thanks and good night, everyone. You've improved my mood immensely.
Hopeful note to "Barkeep" (or whichever name you're going by, my sly little RP): get thee to "the cottage." I'm waiting.
November for sure!! can't wait!! gonna camp out in the theatre!
meg and me ----> Tina's this weekend so far...pack all the "necessities" ;)
OMG! November is "New Moon"!
How about Robaritas for everyone tomorrow night?
meg~don't trip. I won't make you do the walk of shame. ;P
Barkeep was a newbie that popped on for a bit. Possibly still lurking.
Possibly Rob...
JULES - LMAO!!
Like, I would give you any.
Goodnight, Mrs. R
kk: i get to talk to you offline... even better ;)
okay... good night fo rizzle this time... my boycotts & barflies (i know it's old, don't hate) is calling me
Twi~ (hee hee heeing, and pee pee peeing) what am i saying??
Lynnes is "in" ~ we need tiegurl
Oh yah, I get to have a BAG of necessities too!!!!!
Yeah!!!!!!!!!
Crazy~ have a blast this weekend!
Don't forget all your Robcessities!
Now, for November we need a plan!
MEG - NJ. November. New Moon. whorefest. hee hee.
oh crap bye TS!
WHOREFEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BYE TS
OME! I have the "closer" vid open and playen over and over. DH comes upstairs (just got home from being a month away) and asks, "Are you trying to ask me something?" LMFAO!!!!
TooTaLoo TS! night
so yes...meg, crazy, anyone else...DH has said i will go to see NM in November...in NJ...
Lynnes `~ LOL @ Meg's duh moment he he!
Elaine~How the hell are we gonna plan nov.? Someone needs to win the damn lotto. We live all over the map.
emmes~ what are you doing? miss you!
Night 30s! Night Mrs. R.
I'm out too ladies.
crazy have fun this weekend! Don't do anything we wouldn't do...
Night lovelies! Sweet watching Rob in panty-melting video while you make a video with Rob dreams to you!
xo
I betcha Tina's watching Grey's. DOOD that's what a DVR is for!
Lynnes~via satellite! I'm out the door to buy a ticket!
Peace out TS, nite nite.
Crazy i have too many duh moments....... but it's me.......love me or leave me:)
I've never been to NJ.
Night Twi! sweetest Rob dreams to you too.
Spunk~ not yet. is it duuurrrty?
(oops - save it!)
YEah Emmes what's up girl??
meg me either
Nite Twi........ till next time....... sweet dreams.
Night! Twi!
"The Cottage" is open on another tab, just waiting for me to read it. Should I?....
The Barkeep has an avi that looks like a green leaf or something. What are the chances that Rob set up a blogger account with a dewy green leaf as his avi? I'm thinking...slim to none LOL.
But if I'm going Conspiracy Theory, what a great way to disguise himself! In fact, it must be a reference to the talk about Rob not eating any "green stuff" last night! I'm on to you, Rob baby! Come out come out wherever you are! LOL
I am SO jealous of all you girls meeting up to go see LA! We want long, descriptive reviews afterward!
Can you imagine this place after we all see NM for the first time? It will combust. We will combust.
i wonder how long it would take me to get from Mississippi to NJ?? lol
hi ladies,
i couldn't get on today at work, i was all twisted. wonder if it has figured me out. so excited about tomorrow. not really happy about all the mixed reviews.
ds, are you still here? are we still on for tomorrow?
i was waiting formy train today and went to flip thru the ok mag with the rob caught stripper thing. no picture inside just the club, but there was an awesome full page sex drive photo. almost bought it just for that. lol
bummer..think I have to leave soon, DH called for takeout...barely got to chat...
Meg~don't change! {hugs}
Who is going to New Jersey?
LYNNES~ LMAO at the Dh. you're gonna be going soon right?? ;)
Crazy...i thought it was pretty funny...it was re: plastic wrap for my chair..lol
hey div!!
Leann - we WILL all combust. FUN
good night Twi! i'll try :(
Emmes~can't cha eat and type?
(yes, C, I'm using that line again)
Okay...still confused. I scrolled back through the comments from when I was gone and no barkeep. Are you sure this really happened ladies???? :)
Goodnight, Emmes!!!!
Meg~ jk jk jk !
oh you'd just LOVE NJ....NOT!
elaine - thanks {hugs}
C~I'm scarrrred. It has been over a month!
crazy we are all coming over to your house for a slumber party
Crazy - really? you don't like it there?
gonna try my avi first
nope...back to the drawing board
Crazy..you should come to Mississippi...talk about some crazy people.
YESSSS! party a Crazy's hizouze. GEEEYEAH! DD will def. think you're "cool" now.
Leann~ i wish i was here for the Barkeep...sounds interesting.
Lots of Sex on Fire when NM comes out! Phew!
Slumber party.....yyyyyyyaaaaaaaahhhhhhh.
I'm buying new pjs.
Lynnes~don't be scared! We are all pullin' for you!
who's barkeep? it'll take me all night to read post.
sorry for the messy typing. got duaghter in one arm asleep. too lazy to put her down.
Elaine~now I'm gonna hear the sound of cheering while....lolz
KK, it really happened. The Barkeep came on and told Mrs. R she should definitely go for it and write her book; but I can't remember the exact words. Then whoever it was deleted their post. Ask her about it tomorrow, maybe she'll remember the wording better since it was aimed at her!
barkeep...some drive by posting action we had
spunknms~I've been to Berkeley a few times. I have an idea of what "crazy" is.
Hi Winwin! i don't care about the reviews. i didn't even read them,. i'll see for myself. and i will love it :)
LOL @ Lynnes, again!
is pupida quiet tonight? wtf?
spunk - oh right! ;)
am I seriously the only robsessor in Los Angeles? I find this weird. Oh well, have tomorrow ladies on the East Coast~!
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