Andy Samberg: "Twilight Makes Me Jizz"Today 5:49 PM PDT by Marc Malkin
Don't be surprised if Justin Timberlake shows up at the MTV Movie Awards on Sunday.
His Saturday Night Live buddy and frequent collaborator, Andy Samberg, will make his debut as host of this year's big golden popcorn get-together. "I'm calling in all the favors I can," Samberg told me earlier today while prepping for the show at the Gibson Amphitheatre in Universal City.
He said of a potential Timberlake appearance, "We're trying very hard to deliver on that."
I have much more for you from Samberg. Read on for talk about Twilight, Susan Boyle and, of course, "Dick in a Box."
Will we see your "Dick in a Box" on the show? How about some "Jizz"?
I swear to you: It's still up in the air.
Your "Dick in a Box" is still up in the air?
My dick is off my body, it's in a box, and that box is floating in space.
I have to tell you that my dream headline for this story is: "Andy Samberg: 'Twilight Makes Me Jizz!' "
Do you want me to say that?
Yes.
Twilight makes me jizz, man. But will you include that you asked me to say that?
Yeah—I forced Andy Samberg to jizz. OK, how many times have you seen Twilight? I've seen Twilight once. But I've seen scenes from Twilight many times in my dreams. You know what I mean? In a lot of ways I see Twilight constantly every day, because once you see it, it stays with you forever.
When I reported that the Movie Awards will include a first look at New Moon, fans went crazy. People are insane about it.
They love playing baseball! What's not to love? If you told me that we were going to make this movie about vampires that are really, really good at baseball, I would say, "Sign me on!"
Are you Team Edward or Team Jacob?
Edward all the way.
Why is that?
He's steamy!
See, I didn't ask you to say that!
I never root for the underdog. I always root for the crowd favorite. Big Yankees fan, big Manchester United fan.
Go to source E! Online to read the rest of the interview.
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26 comments:
Oh this is hilarious!
'In a lot of ways I see Twilight constantly every day, because once you see it, it stays with you forever.'
Yeah, and it gets better every time you watch it ;)
I hope they do something fun..
Haha... Cant wait for the trailer.. Hope they get rob, kris and taylor to put up something funny!!!
I wonder if rob and kris will re-enact the kissing scene if they win the best kiss award?? That would be some serious competition to the ryan gosling-rachel mcadams episode!!
Bottomline : cant wait to see everyone at the awards!! :):)
whut? he's a Man United fan? ok I love him.:)
OT: Rob's expected to leave Italy this morning.
'Just spoke to my journalist contact/friend. Rob leaving italy this morning. La bound' from vampirefreak101's twitter
btw check out vampirefreak101's twitter some great inside info there
'Rob was wearing a blue shirt for some takes, not the white one. Wednesday rob and kristen did 3 takes of kissing scene, yesterday they did 7 takes. There'
'I spoke to journalist friend yesterday. She is staying at same hotel as cast. Rob not allowed to leave room,only for filming + 2 dinners out. The dinners were in private rooms in restaurant.'
'She was sitting in piazza grande on saturday at cafe, hardly anyone around at the time. robs car was driving round , window open, rob looking at set. She happened to look up as rob passed, she couldnt believe it. Car was going very slowly. She asked for auto and walked up to car, rob started to lean out to sign, she heard car doors lock, then car sped away before rob could sign, rob was looking back at her. She will try to publish this, but thinks she will be stopped, so she has told alot of people in the hope that the truth will come out'
Sorry to ask, but I am not sure what "jizz" means, and since it's not "correct" english, it's not in the dictionary...
Would any of you kind ladies be able to tell me either in french, or explain in english?
if this twitter story is true Monika, they are overdoing things security-wise... It's deff weird that the security seems so much tighter after Cannes than it was in Vancouver. Like someone mentioned to me earlier, maybe it's because the shooting will only last a couple of days, so they are affraid that there will be a lot more fans than in Vancouver.
But the thing is with this twitter thing, you never know what is true and what is just attention seeking.
anna F - 'jizz' is slang for an ejaculation.
um... have a good day! ;)
thanks Tess, I guess it's a powerfull headline LOL
hahha, in the movie twilight, when robward and bella are in bio for the first day he covers his mouth... "cuz i jizzed in. my. pants." hahaha
He is a funny guy :)
I do not get MTV though. Luckily it will be all over youtube I guess :)
Thanks for the tip Monika, about Rob leaving Italy.
Now there is a suggestion he may come to London for 1 night, hope so, he needs to see Patty!! <3
Adam makes me....
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Check this out: FUNNY!
Andy Samberg about Robert Pattinson and Zac Efron's appeal
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OCp-u7hPu1g
Rob soooooo needs to do SNL
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love it....Love to JIMP and love ur blog robsessed.
Love andy too :P
dude Adam... is gonna rock this show.... i hope...wink wink...
Agreed Suz... rob soooo needs to do SNL...
I love Andy Samberg...he's so hot in a geeky way :)
yawn
Hahahahahahah!
"Dick in a box" is a classic. At first I didn't like Andy, but he's really grown on me. Funny, funny guy. Team Edward. Oh, yeah.
Monika~If that story is true and I were Rob, I'd make the driver back up and unlock the doors. That would really piss me off. And if he didn't do it, I'd get out of the car. Then he'd really be in trouble...
Anna F.~Watched the Samberg video on youtube...funny! Thanks.
Monika- Sad if true. They are really overdoing the security thing.:(((
Chicago- I was the same way. I didn't care for Andy either at first. Then came JT and "Dick in a box". If he can get JT they are going to rock that shit. Add some Rob to it would be epic.
I know those Twilight moms and others who had a petition going to get Rob on SNL are jizzing all over themselves. This will be a step closer to making their dream come true. LOL
WHY TEAM EDWARD?
BECAUSE HE'S SO STEAMY!
hahaha<3333
OH yeah, Team Edward all the way.
I've thought for along time that Rob would be perfect for SNL. He seems like he likes to have a good time and that hes not afraid to make fun of himself. I think he might not think himself worthy, but we all know what a bunch of bull that is.
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