If you follow us on Twitter you know about my almost daily "FAKE ROB!" exposures :) And although Letters2Rob and I keep talking about the fake Rob that broke my heart and made me a bitter FAKER hunter the truth is these people just bug me to no end and I don't want little girls falling for them. (*it's okay if you are older and fell for them, just say you knew they were fake:))
It has been confirmed with his management MANY times that he doesn't have Twitter/Facebook/Myspace/Bebo/Whatever. And even if he did, I pray to God that he wouldn't :
1.Have New Moon book cover as his profile picture (RTP130586 (what?))
2.Follow Miley Cyrus' Twitter Page
3.Spell like a 10 year old
RobPattinson_ on Twitter who has an astounding 53,528 followers is also fake (this one follows Miley and can't spell to save his/her life either).
Other fakes: PattinsonRT, _RobPattinson_
What prompted me to write this? I just got an email from some girl telling me about an "Official Robert Pattinson Page" on TheTwilightSaga.com,which IS the official "fan" page for Twilight. So it makes it a bit easier for people to fall for this one until you read what the profile says.
English is my second language and I think my 90 year old Turkish grandma had better English grammar than this. First of all the page is not Official it's Offical :) Then:
Five Things Everyone Should Know About You?
Well I played edward cullen in twilight
Cedric Diggory in Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
I love to play music on my piano
im filming new moon
and little ashes i played in as well
When Did You First Read Twilight (year) and how many times have you read a Twilight Book (total)?
well i first read twilight when i was additioing for twilight the movie.And so on i read the other,my favortie was new moon
Team Edward or Team Jacob? Why?
Well im team bella i think bella is so awsome,and kirsten in the movie playing bella was fantastic
Which Character Are You Most Like?
i would say im a lot like edward im very unsure of myself
Favorite Books
? (Gozde: Well they couldn't make up anything for this one because I don't think the person that made up this profile has ever read anything other than...well I don't think they ever read anything :))
What is Your Favorite Music
well i lie paramore i thought there band was pretty cool,and of course my music
Favorite Movies, TV Shows, Games:
?
Favorite Quotes:
?
Favorite Activities
is writing some music,and acting
:)) And there are a lot of comments under this person's profile telling him how much they love him and how he is the sexiest thing since sliced bread :P
Now I know you KNOW that the one YOU found is the real Robert Pattinson, he has said so many things that noone else knows, he scratched his nose at the oscar telecast, he has pictures from when he was 2 years old, his management declines he has a twitter so he can talk to fans like YOU and not be bothered by everyone...sigh... Well then I say: Just keep swimming, just keep swimming :))
To conclude this very important piece of FAKE ROB! exposure here is a fake picture :))
Check out Gallifrey's page for other Twicast fakes :)
49 comments:
You are crackin' me up this morning, Gozde! LOL
LOL this is too funny, mybella who started the Robert Pattinson fan club group on the Twilight saga site msged me there FUMING over this fake Rob and she was like what a LOSER!! She posted a message to all members on there that THIS IS NOT THE REAL DEAL lol.
I had to tell her to just laugh at it but yep bring out the warning there. I followed up on it as well. It's sad really to pose as someone you're not. Atleast the fake Rob I follow on Twitter is just having fun, cos this dude wanted to follow me, so I clicked on follow him. Since when would ROB wanna follow my twitter updates?? LMAO. SO I am having fun hehe.
Still he's got a bit to go to match up PocketEdward's tweets though!
I have to admit I am a little smitten with fake Rob in the sexy pirate shirt. That is a pretty good manip. Thanks for fighting the good fight, Goz, and for not posting red undies fake Rob.
Once again, the advantages of being a grown woman with a brain and an education...I'm glad none of us would actually fall for one of these :) Though, sometimes my own spelling may not be spot on, it's not THAT bad :)
Goz,
The "squishy" video....LMFAO That is SO funny! Thanks for starting my day off with a laugh :)
well that is one sexy fake picture lol
i bet he really does have some kind of social networking thing but doesn't publicly say its him.
Gozde..lol
There are over a dozen 'Robs' on there(and Kellans, Ashley's a poop load of Kristens).. Hell one even gave me my new word of the month, Knackered.. lol
A funny one was one of my fake Kellans was on line when he was reported to be at My House..hehe Hell he even made a Facebook page, to add to the kazillions..lol
But me & my Twit crew are busting posers.. All for the greater good:)
Well I have like a list of fakes on Twitter. I even wrote a blog about it..
http://gallifreyreject.blogspot.com/2009/04/see-i-told-you.html
http://gallifreyreject.blogspot.com/2009/03/twitter-and-rise-of-fakes.html
Oh and this one too.. But the other one has names..oooh lol
Feel free to ship me a list everyone, I have NO PROBLEM busting out fakes!
~~Gallifrey
hahah this made my morning! thank you!
That was too funny, Gozde! Reminds me of all the emails I've had from desperate Nigerian princes (especially the spelling). It's hard for most of us to believe anyone would be fooled by such lame efforts, but then Rob's got to be irresistible to the young and naive as well. For them, folks in the crowd need to point out that the emperor's not wearing any clothes. (Rob, unfortunately is, but that's another post.)
I created a Rob Pattinson fan Club over at the Twilight Saga and a few nights ago I got a message from "Offical Rob Pattinson" saying " So I heard your the one who created my fan club, it looks like your a huge fan already"
As soon as I read it, it screamed BULLSHIT.
I went on his profile and it was just ridiculous.
He had a playlist on his page with the movie version of Never Think?!? Now any Rob fan would know that Rob HATES that version of the song and even if he doesn't Rob would never, ever, never ever have a playlist with HIS music.
There were so many other stupid little hints that he was a fake and quite frankly it pissed me off.
DO NOT pretend to be someone that we love and admire. We may never have met the man, but fans knowssss him to a certain extent. It was totally out of character for the real Rob. This person is mean, cruel, mean and pathetic.
I suggested on his page that he just delete the dame account.
He's messing with peoples feelings and some of the girls want to believe him so badly that it hurts to watch it.
Attention seeking losers like this need to be stopped. It's not right to just mess with a young fan girls heart like this!
fake or not - it's a nice photo (can't take red undies out of my mind...) but not knowing that's a fake, I was looking suspiciouly (is that such word in English?) at his hands, very wise that fingers are not visible 'cause they're easy to test fake/true
definately Margot, you can ALWAYS tell by the hands....Rob's hands are one of a kind...and those arms are not hairy enough :)
I think @fakerpattz on twitter often has funny posts but at least he makes it obvious that he is fake, you'd have to be a dumber blonde than me to not spot the word fake in his name! All the others are easy to spot if you are English because they all use Americanisms in their tweets that the real Rob would never use because he is English, such as "I'd gotten used to that" or something, 'cos we don't say that in England, we would say "I got used to that". It's amazing that some of them seem to think people will really believe they are the real Rob. I agree it's worth warning young girls who may not be as savvy about this sort of thing.
LOL...yeah, so NOT Rob! :)
as cheesey as it may or may not be, i wish the real rob had an official website so that we can devote our energies soley to him and not all these fakers.
Good morning, girls.
No, those are not his arms. But, definitely, that is his beautiful face.
Jeezz, if you are going to write something, anything, a little research helps...
Goz you have been busy this morning, well morning for me at least. I agree with you I really hope that he does not have any kind of public networking. There are so many fakes for all of the Twilight actors. MTV even had a story about it, saying that there are alot of fakes. Goz, Thank you so much for all you do.
thanks so much- i have seen all of these pix and a couple i had with a question as to if they were real or not... thanks for confirming! Damn girl you are good!
well let me rephrase- i HAVE several questionable pix ... and the one you posted is one of them as well.. i have several that i am pretty sure arne't real- alot of them i can tell which pic it came from.. how sad is that hhaha I know my rob hhaa.. so do the rest of us!
lesamara: here are 2 other fakes http://www.robsessedpattinson.com/2009/03/fake-rob-picture.html
and send your pictures to me and I think I can tell you if they are a manip or not :) robsessedpattinson@gmail.com
hello girls
have a nice easter.
Yvonne : Dory is one of my favorite move characters :)) Bad squishy! Bad!
sophia, are you there?
i love this... "quack"
we wrote an 'Exposé" once on a fake myspace that a ton of ppl fell for ..
you're right... little girls, it's not funny.. but big girls falling for it? well, they should know better!
"Just keep Swimming" I about fell out of my chair! OMG!! That's so funny.
Love the post though. It's priceless.
There's a girl I work with SWEARS she talks to Kellen and Ashley...um...yeah....
LMAO quack quack! The old bastard! :)
As Rob would said, that's ridiculous....
Those little girls...little girls...LMAO
I'm glad I've never payed any attention to that silly mess. I'm to busy Robsessing over here.
That fake pic is hot...oh well...
As they say, "Often imitated...never duplicated"...
Ohh. I'm disappointed that that's not a real Rob picture. Put last night's New Moons et pictures made up for that. I can see them now and I'm refraining from licking my screen at work. He is just too beautiful for words.
I'm glad the poor spelling bugs you too, Gozde. Many regular posters on here do not know the difference between to and too and your and you're as well as lose and loose. Just sayin'.
My favorite fake profiles for Rob are the ones that say he loves sports!!!! That cracks me up every time! :)
What refreshing comments on this post. Well said Goz! Robsessing has probably killed a few brain cells but it's nice to know we have some wits about us.
I'm glad fans can keep up a positive attitude and figure out the posers, especially the ones that are so over the top are kinda funny and not taking themselves seriously. I can't get into it though. I feel sorry for people who fall for it. Especially nice, smart, and a bit naive, people who have gotten their hopes up in some way. That's just mean.
You crack me up Goz.
"I shall call him Squishy and he shall be mine, he shall be my Squishy. Come here Squishy, come here lil Squishy..." ROTFL
Robward=Squishy
Anon, and you forgot their, there and they're, those are misspelled quite often. I'm definitely anal when it comes to spelling, grammatical errors and pronunciations. I'm always correcting people, which annoys them immensely. lol. Especially mom and the DH. Oh well, I do it with the best of intentions.
And http://www.twitter.com/therobpattinson_
?
I think one of the worst is using "where" instead of "were" and saying "would of" instead of "would have". It drives me NUTS!
And Sandra: ALL of them are fake sweetie...
Gozde---I am sitting here finishing up my 8 cups of coffee and enjoying a good laugh.
I am finding all this fake Rob stuff to be really scary...both for Rob and his really young fans.
GOZDE~"would of" LMAO! One thing about these poor spellers is they give away so much about themselves! LOL...
well.. welcome to the celebrity world... so many have fake representations on these cyber places..it's not only him.. there mostly pretty funny... as long as they are not tapping into his line of credit etc,,, they probably take it with the territory...
OMG Goz, yes! I forgot those. lol
FakeRob and FakPics suk azzz
Tweet me @SuzRoss
There are some many fake Rob's at Twitter, my favorite had a pregnant girlfriend named Elaina and didn't even knew the names of his best friends. No matter what, they always slip. Just like the fake Kristen (Kristensss) The sad thing is that tons of ppl follow them and they actually think they are real.
I considered making an obvious fake Rob profile using only photo shopped pics and obvious obligatory English lingo but then I realized that the only thing that would set me apart from the rest would be my OCD like desire to spell things correctly. ;)
Goz.. can you change the title of this thread as follows:
"Will the Real Robert Pattinson Please Lie Across Suz's Bed?"
Thanks! xxx
suz lmao
Gozde ty for the mention!!
LMAO! you girls are hilarious!
Here is a HUGE clue (besides grammatical errors, horrid spelling and untrue facts(sports?? did ANYONE see Goblet of Fire *dies laughing*) Sam is on Twitter and he follows practically no one.. (you can verify it via his Myspace page) So, if his own bud isn't following him...take a hint!
And I never could understand how people could mess up their, there and they're...
WHAAATTT?? awww man! Dammit! *stomps foot*
They should have just said the page is "offal" instead of "offical".
umm...so I honestly believe fakerpattz is the real RP. I think he was just trying to be ironic by using "fake" in the name. But if you think about it...really? There are that many twitters dedicated to making his account look real? (fake best friend Thomas, fake manager Nick, fake agent Stephanie, fake sister Elizabeth...the list goes on)...I mean other than the fact that his user name has the word "fake" in it and he supposedly claims that he has "no online account," there's no reason to not believe it's him. Who would really go to those lengths?
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