well Faith, I am going to get real deep(don't fucking laugh at that) here, and answer the man.
Rob, You are one of a kind, my dear. Besides the ridiculous good looks, you seem to be so down to Earth, a complete man, mature, a little dorky (which I like), INTELLIGENT, and humble. Oh, I could go on and on...but I hate having to make anyone read some long post.
Whoop sorry my bad ( repeat to self.. it's not stalking it's research....it's not stalking it's research....it's not stalking it's research....it's not stalking it's research....it's not stalking it's research....it's not stalking it's research....) GOT IT!
Suz- so when 20 of us fill a bus packed with PEs and GQs and batteries, and twizzlers and other sexual contraband, it's still RESEARCH? So when do we go?
Y - I am not laughing...see...that was very sweet....but if you were saying that to his face...do you even think you would get that far into it before jumping his bones????
Faith, thank you for not laughing...and yes, I would probably only get about 2 words out before I would not be able to control myself. Was it that obvious?
hot damn... you girls are on a roll tonight... this is what i'm gathering... rob has been on and chatting, francis made an appearance after giving mother an enema, we're still going on tour and yvonne is in love with crazy... did i miss anything?
Kelly- you sound like my DD!! I had a van full of 14 year old girls, taking them home after they saw Twilight for the first time, and they ALL had to "pee". 2 of them actually said stuff like, "why do I have to pee every time I see Edward"!!!!
Wow crazy....that...I dont know what to say...about that...how do you really explain "why"....I mean... I know why I have to "mmhmmm" after I see Rob...those poor little girls...
F~ faint or jump. one or the other. yep. BUT.....if I faint, he'd have to pick me up, and then i wouldn't even have to jump. just start humping!!!! weeeeeeeee
Crazy! LOL.....I just had a vision of a dog humping his leg or something weird like that! LOL
Yes and the faint would be all I needed...well I hope he would be a gentleman and catch me before I hit the ground...the I could flutter my eyelids and say.."Rob...Rob...wh.wh..what happened?"
Hey, it is only 7:30 p.m. PST here, so I'd say Rob is getting ready to go out for dinner with Sam and they'd might catch "Adventureland" since it opened today.
Just peeking my head in here to say hello to everyone: Crazy, Nanah, Suz, Yvonne, Kelly, Faith, Shani~got to go pick up DH and that means I'm playing one last "I am Broken" and getting ready to remove the pics next to the computer...have a great weekend!
Y- she's very embarrassed when i bring it up. we have discussed it, fo sho. She hates it though. I guess i need to get back on that stick again..... oh boy.
I'll send you a bottle of wine for strength Crazy!! I have boys.. my DH gets to take care of the talk.. then I get to move in and correct allthe dumb stuff he tells them and tell them how it really is
I wonder.. I'll bet he got an early copy.. they get those.. so they don't have to go to movie theaters with the common folk... now question is.. did he want to see it?
Shani...I was going to say the same thing??? A movie??? If I were him I would NOT go into a dark room full of women right now....especially if we were there...
Suz- I was about to say something but yeah she does have a little bit of explicit sex scenes. As seen from the commercial and from what I heard. So RP will get to have more wet dreams about her. Like he did last year....
Question- How steamy do you think it would be between Kris and Rob? Because I think Rob would go above and beyond to have that girl "dictamized" (I don't know about the spelling but enuf said). He seem to love a challenge. And thinking about them makes me say no way that got together. If she slept with him it would be all over. Pfft...Micheal.
I dunno...I kinda imagine him a little clumsy in bed...if that makes sense...it just goes with his personality...I mean its not that he is not experienced...but I dunno...how do we know its on fire??? Do we have any girls out there claiming it is? Just wondering...Rob dont hate me...
shit, went to look for a pic of me and of course there arent ANY b/c I'm always the one with the fucking camera. and now I lost my place. Please don't leave TS!!!
Faith, I hope he is a little clumsy in bed. awww. And yeah, if there were a bunch of past loves, they would ALL be coming forward to brag about it now.
OK.. I don't have the ability to put up a pic.. but I'm totally not cute.. so no worries there.. I'm better with the light off.. which is all good.. I love his hands.. he can feel his way around.. no need to look ; )
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«Oldest ‹Older 401 – 600 of 853 Newer› Newest»So sorry Rob, honey, Just fooling around. Don't....leave.!
Thirty- Twats...enuf said.
SUZ!! Curiosity Killed the TWAT!! ROTLMFAO
for me if was after I saw his huge trouser snake!
just sayin'
me too, Faith, me too. good times. good times.
hee hee Kelly.. I am here all week!
so we're talking twats? twats that all about?
You crack me up Suz.. so it's all about the snake for you hmmmmm??
Crazy- JACKPOT!!!!
Suz...! Shame on you! LOL!...you are hilarious.... :P
well Faith,
I am going to get real deep(don't fucking laugh at that) here, and answer the man.
Rob, You are one of a kind, my dear. Besides the ridiculous good looks, you seem to be so down to Earth, a complete man, mature, a little dorky (which I like), INTELLIGENT, and humble. Oh, I could go on and on...but I hate having to make anyone read some long post.
I think we scared him off....
Yea, I soooo need to be spanked!
me too, Faith, me too. good times. good times.
TS~ LOL! Both!
scared off or got off?
Very good times....sigh....
I'm sure Rob could make me feel single again....
Well either he got scared or he's hovering in interspace just lurking like a stalker!
I hope we didn't scare him off...curious, COME BACK!
yeah your right suz, maybe his hands are just too busy to type right now
again!!!
It's not stalking...
it's
RESEARCH!
Spanked.. you'd enjoy that too much Suz!
Kelly- ROTLMFAO is to damn long and I still don't know what the first part means. Do tell...
Rob...if you are out there....PLEASE join us....it will be FUN!
Kelly... Guilty as charged..
I know how those Brits roll...
(I married one)
Whoop sorry my bad ( repeat to self.. it's not stalking it's research....it's not stalking it's research....it's not stalking it's research....it's not stalking it's research....it's not stalking it's research....it's not stalking it's research....) GOT IT!
Y~ where's the part where you tell him you want to make love to him? (said sweetly, so as not to scare away the fellow)
Rob- i want to make love to you. Does that sound better?
shani, sweatheart, pay attention:
rolling on the floor laughing my fucking ass off
It's funny, learn it, use it. I <3 u
Crazy...sshhhh, you'll scare him away.
ROTFLMFAO
Rolling
on
the
floor
laughing
my
fucking
ass off
Sometimes LOL just doesn't do it.
crazy, I am however impressed with how well you clean up.
Suz- so when 20 of us fill a bus packed with PEs and GQs and batteries, and twizzlers and other sexual contraband, it's still RESEARCH? So when do we go?
Y - I am not laughing...see...that was very sweet....but if you were saying that to his face...do you even think you would get that far into it before jumping his bones????
Well said Crazy.. I'm impressed.. can I use that libe when I pick up the check??
Rob...WHERE ARE YOU?
Kelly- Interspace...WTF. LMAO
I'm sure the real RP knows what his ladies like about him by now. So clueless teen that's been sitting under a rock somewhere go play in traffic. XOXO
Y- yep. I am capable. just not always willing. to clean up that is. i'm always "willing" just like all you gals.... ;)
it's all research.. and it's all GOOD!
Is it still research.. Crazy!! stop.. I have to go pee you are making me laugh too hard!.. brb
crazy...I love you, just had to tell you. You had me at Twizzlers.
Suz- I gonna stalk your Brit. You never said...Hot Bitch.
Shani....lol....so true...
im sorry...i just cant keep up typing all those other letters....just know I am laughing all the same
Faith, thank you for not laughing...and yes, I would probably only get about 2 words out before I would not be able to control myself. Was it that obvious?
he'd like that Shani...
He is a sexy lanky beast too...
I met him when he was an Officer in the Royal Fleet Auxiliary...
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm good times!
Interspace - the place where internet stalkers go to watch what others are doing.. come on.. I'm making this shit up as I go here!
but it's not stalking it's research.... right Suz?
Yvonne and Kelly- Gotcha!!!
Y- no I was just thinking that if I had all that to say to him...I would either faint....just for the effect...or jump his bones...
hot damn... you girls are on a roll tonight... this is what i'm gathering... rob has been on and chatting, francis made an appearance after giving mother an enema, we're still going on tour and yvonne is in love with crazy... did i miss anything?
good girl Kelly... you can hang!
Quick learner! xxx
TS...wow, you r a quick study.
Kelly- you sound like my DD!! I had a van full of 14 year old girls, taking them home after they saw Twilight for the first time, and they ALL had to "pee". 2 of them actually said stuff like, "why do I have to pee every time I see Edward"!!!!
ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!
I am so glad I missed the enema part! LoL!
TS, in a nutshell...
(i said nuts)
YEAH I get to stay I get to stay!! I'm an official robsessor now!!
Suz- Oh shit now!!!He's a sexy beast!!!
c: time to have sex talk with dd... pee is not the sensation she's feeling...uh oh
Yvonne- i heart you. I'll even share my Twizzlers with u. We can chew and growl at Rob pics together...
kelly... you
complete
me
Sorry.. I didn't think "Take a leak" was appropriate and I hate say piss..
kelly....did you order that PE yet, cuz you need it for the bus. Crazy said so.
Wow crazy....that...I dont know what to say...about that...how do you really explain "why"....I mean... I know why I have to "mmhmmm" after I see Rob...those poor little girls...
Crazy- Ewwww!!!Pee everytime...damn.
kelly: hello nice to "meet" you...
ts...oh no. The sex talk w/ dd. How old is she?
So in other words Suz I'm your missing link??
Faith.. their journey begins...
Hey TS.. nice to "meet" you too..
F~ faint or jump. one or the other. yep.
BUT.....if I faint, he'd have to pick me up, and then i wouldn't even have to jump. just start humping!!!! weeeeeeeee
Aww...
Crazy- I mean *WINK* not pee.
Faith..."poor little girls"? They are gonna be COMPETITION!!! Get your head in the game!
TS!!! Now III have to pee LMAO!!!
TS!!! Now III have to pee LMAO!!!
damn c and you're doing double speak...
i have to "pee" everytime i see edward ahem rob too...
God when are they going to get him on SNL and hire some of us as guest writers and performers???
I can just picture a bunch of woman approach him and start humping his leg.. growling and eating twizzlers!
Girls, TS is also deliciously demented!!
Girls, TS is also deliciously demented!!
I gotta get a drink, and some chapstick. Nobody move...
Crazy! LOL.....I just had a vision of a dog humping his leg or something weird like that! LOL
Yes and the faint would be all I needed...well I hope he would be a gentleman and catch me before I hit the ground...the I could flutter my eyelids and say.."Rob...Rob...wh.wh..what happened?"
Yvonne- We have experience on our side...plus we know how to push them a side.
Yvonne. i just peed a little
HEEE HEEEEEEEEEEEEE! (get head in the game - competition comment)
TS~ so she takes after her mom. great. just great. fetch me a sedative.
SUZ!! I like how you think.. SNL here we come.. THAT'S RIGHT I SAID COME!
c: i like your take on it... i just call it dirrrrty...
y: by all means, lube up!
Oh I'm sorry Yvonne...you are right...and I am so not about competition....
Hey, it is only 7:30 p.m. PST here, so I'd say Rob is getting ready to go out for dinner with Sam and they'd might catch "Adventureland" since it opened today.
Just peeking my head in here to say hello to everyone: Crazy, Nanah, Suz, Yvonne, Kelly, Faith, Shani~got to go pick up DH and that means I'm playing one last "I am Broken" and getting ready to remove the pics next to the computer...have a great weekend!
Faith- Flutter to much you will have him thinking about KStew...I'm just saying. Turnoff.
yeah Kel~ I'm not sharing my PE. He needs to go to the drycleaners anyway....how do I explain that????
Suz <----- blows kisses to Chi-town in LA!
chi: nice to see you! enjoy the final countdown... and have a great weekend :D
My eyes are SOOOO much prettier...
Ooops, you too, Thirty *waves*!
Bye Chicago!!!
What all else fails Crazy.. blame the dog!
I was laughing so hard as I was driving and the girls kept asking me what was so funny!!!!! I only wish i had another adult there to share that with.
Faith - "Priceless"!
hey Chi girl...come out of the closet already!
c: the drycleaners? wtf have you put him through...? through or in? hmmmm
Have a good one Chic girl!!
crazy...I would have had an accident...literally...i would have drove into a tree or something...(snort!)
suz...heehee, glad I made you pee. Hey , that rhymed. :)
Y- she's very embarrassed when i bring it up. we have discussed it, fo sho. She hates it though. I guess i need to get back on that stick again..... oh boy.
Y - LMAO! "competition"! LOL!!!
i not only peed (just a little, mind).. I banged my head throwing it back laughing.. I mean really.. that was hard core funny, dude!
Question to all- Do you think RP would be so bored enough to go see "Adventureland"? ROTFLMAO (my turn to use it)
I'll send you a bottle of wine for strength Crazy!! I have boys.. my DH gets to take care of the talk.. then I get to move in and correct allthe dumb stuff he tells them and tell them how it really is
omg suz are you okay???
TS! oh here I go again
oh here I go again
oh, oh, oh, oh OH, OH. OH..........it was that did that to me. Sorry (didn't want you to think it was you ;/)
I wonder.. I'll bet he got an early copy.. they get those.. so they don't have to go to movie theaters with the common folk... now question is.. did he want to see it?
suz...fo real. We don't need any MORE competition. For chrys sake.
Shani...gahd, I hope not. And way to go working the abrev.
Shani...I was going to say the same thing??? A movie??? If I were him I would NOT go into a dark room full of women right now....especially if we were there...
i think she has some sex scenes in it.. so ya maybe he did!
Suz - SNL writers LMAPO! I just "peed" OMG.!
p.s. the "p" in LMAPO is silent I guess. duh.
Hit your head suz.. poor thing.. ouch... talk to us.. it didn't change you did it??
Faith, u r sweet, asking how suz is...see the photo shows the real you...or does it? mwahaha
woah Y!!!! Got some more to go around???? no what I mean??
Yall are my girlz....
and anyways...I wanted to know if she say little pics of robs face swirling around her head after she hit it....
Yv.. I so am not going to try to compete with 20 year old tits!
NO WAY.
I will Robsess and wait until they finally invent that Virtual "apparatice"! (sic?)
crazy....she was talking about my chapstick. Get your mind out of the gutter. No, wait, keep it there.
I'll just wait until he's drunk and take advantage of him.. I'm just sayin
I'm not caught up yet guys, Forgive me!!! are u getting my comments too late???
^5 Kelly
I dig how you roll!
Crazy what ARE you doing....???
suz...I don't know if any thing virtual would do it for me.
ok everybody, take 5 and let crazy catch up. :)
ok, Yv.. I was lyin'
look if homegirl can't hang. we just have to leave her... every ho for themselves...
Okay....from all of the avatars...it seems that ALL of yall look just like Rob....LOL (wink)
J/K Crazy
I
heart
u
I've settled into the gutter, with my twizzlers, and i'm stayin.
and my pe and gq. Chairs- no good for Robsessing. I just keep getting stuck. ya know?
should we all put are real faces up just for tonight?
Are you caught up now crazy???
Can we proceed....
we are right here beside you in the gutter crazy.
Its mighty cozy....
we should put our real pics up, good idea suz.
i was feeling kinda lonely...just my face in here....but thats cool... dont mind being surrounded by robs....
ok, good, PE got stuck, all's good now. Really good.
Continue.......
(feeling a whoozy ;)
or i could just change to rob...
i'm out girls... i clearly cannot hang... i'm waaaay outta step on all your insiders tonight... talk to you soon!
much love
u guys waited for me!!!!! the love!!!! (wipes tears from her eyes)
aww ts dont leave
TS! what r u talking about????don't.....leave!
Suz- I was about to say something but yeah she does have a little bit of explicit sex scenes. As seen from the commercial and from what I heard.
So RP will get to have more wet dreams about her. Like he did last year....
Question- How steamy do you think it would be between Kris and Rob? Because I think Rob would go above and beyond to have that girl "dictamized" (I don't know about the spelling but enuf said). He seem to love a challenge. And thinking about them makes me say no way that got together. If she slept with him it would be all over. Pfft...Micheal.
TS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ok shani you lost me there....
TS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
if anyone is out of sync, it's me, as usual!!!
ok shani you lost me there....
crazy...? i'm totally lost here... i don't wanna be the buzz kill and make you lose your mojo...
ok, pic up only for 2night.. I need TongueMeRob back tomorrow!
Faith- I'm saying Rob's sex is on fire and Kris wouldn't have stayed with Micheal if she got some. Like everybody was trying to say.
MY mojo? You have the recipe, girl!!!
pls stay!!!!
wow ts can I join you cuz I just about lost my place!?!?
and I lost my place for, like, OMG, like, 30 minutes!!! Crikey!
I'm an idiot.
Sorry girls.. my DH had to go to bed.. had to switch to the laptop in the litchen.. but I'm back.. let m ecatch up....
suz... look at you, youza hottie ;)
c: i'm stayin :D
in the kitchen I mean.. (what the Hell is a litchen anyway!)
I dunno...I kinda imagine him a little clumsy in bed...if that makes sense...it just goes with his personality...I mean its not that he is not experienced...but I dunno...how do we know its on fire??? Do we have any girls out there claiming it is? Just wondering...Rob dont hate me...
Girls- let's beg TS to come back. She's the funniest dirrrrtttyy girl coming (did I say.../)
Anyway, we miss you. don't we girls?
oh year 30s.. I'm smokin' hot!
think I can be a contenda??
rob = sex on fire... we decided that was his theme song to be played everytime he makes an entrance
YES! Thank the Lord and pass the Twizzlers! hi ts!!
shit, went to look for a pic of me and of course there arent ANY b/c I'm always the one with the fucking camera. and now I lost my place. Please don't leave TS!!!
Suz totally cute hair!
k: what'cha got goin on that kitchen... do tell
Do'nt go TS.. stay.. come now... I mean don't go!!
Suz is HOT! I'm just sayin.....
Yowza. Bitch.
I mean the only way to find out is to actaully have the experience myself...then I can let all yall know....
faith.. maybe not clumsy per say
more "uncertain"....
But once anyone finds their "sexual equal".. no limits, no inhibitions, no worries.. you just go with it...
c: i feel the love, but you give me far too much credit... we all know you are the shizzzz 'round these parts...mmmm parts
my parts are feelin' pretty damn good thinkin about mr. rob & his sex on fire
ok...
TS is staying!
Suz...you a hot, delicious mama.
Faith, I hope he is a little clumsy in bed. awww. And yeah, if there were a bunch of past loves, they would ALL be coming forward to brag about it now.
OK.. I don't have the ability to put up a pic.. but I'm totally not cute.. so no worries there.. I'm better with the light off.. which is all good.. I love his hands.. he can feel his way around.. no need to look ; )
Wait y'all- What do you think Jackson is doing?
a. Gelling his fakehawk
b. waxing his axe
c. slurping Ash
d. eating (boring) or...
e. singing
oh your gurls are funny
Hot...?
as if!
(but thanks!)
(smirks)
Sorry Shani...I dont think I answered your question...
faith! come on now chickie. Have you seen some of Rob's moves on screen???? You can't act what you don't know, bb!!!!!=
OMG I am so horny right now!!! get the dd to bed........crap.
Mmmmmm Rob's "moves", just imagine. duh.
Or do I just have to pee???
Hello Ladies (and various anons). What's up?
Jackson is strummin'
jackson...playing music. Or drinking. WTF is up with that faux hawk.
Well Good Evening Rob Fans!
It's Friday night...the vodka is chilled, the olives are perfectly tart...just like my tongue! LOL!
How is everyone? What are we discussing cuz my lazy ass is too damn tired to read back thru the posts....
FSB! xoxoxox
Crazy.. lol... I don;t think that pee...
TS` she;s in the kitchen 'cause ther's all that whipped cream, jello, pudding and ice cubes.
Obviously.
well hello there FSB :)
How old is Jackson? Then I can answer your question better....sorry I dont keep up with all the other tlight people
Jules! xx
WAZZZZZZUP party peeps? Where mah bitches at?
hi jewels, just the usual, jump on in. What do you want to talk about?
crazy real fast read
Ice
Pubes
fsb...still fucking love that name *takes a bow*
hi jules! good god i still haven't figured out what the hell the topic is...?
Hey Suz...!!! {{{HUGS}}}
Glad to see ya!!!
Yes, which part of Rob are we discussing tonight?
GIRLS - HELP! CALL THE FD. MY PARTS ARE ON FIRE!!!
(yelling for help, but seriously not wanting relief)
WHO said THAT!
evening McV! xx
Ive seen the moves...but in order for me to know the truth...I will just have to find out on my own...(In my dreams)....sigh....
Im sure he is great....but why havent we heard anything yet???
his trouser snake FSB!
that be all right?
McVampy in the House!!!...
Hey Mama! What's shaking...besides my cocktail tin?
'sup mcv...
did you mean pants? U r so funny :)))
Hellooooooooo!
McVampy - I CRIED at the end of "Frenemies"! What am I going to do without my perv mathletes and all your hilarious names for Bella's boobs?
Of course, PARTS would work ,too.
OMG FSB/SB/KK!!!!!!!!!!!!!
come on in! the water's fine!
soooo fine. Rob that is. I'm an idiot on Rob-crack.
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