Robert Pattinson : Playing Matchmaker

The 2 bimbos are playing matchmaker to Rob. If you can get over the sorority girl accents watch it.They like gave me a headache and stuff :))



Thanks to Jen from The Twilight Times for the link :)

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crazy said...

So sorry Rob, honey, Just fooling around. Don't....leave.!

Shani said...

Thirty- Twats...enuf said.

Kelly said...

SUZ!! Curiosity Killed the TWAT!! ROTLMFAO

Suz said...

for me if was after I saw his huge trouser snake!

just sayin'

crazy said...

me too, Faith, me too. good times. good times.

Suz said...

hee hee Kelly.. I am here all week!

Anonymous said...

so we're talking twats? twats that all about?

Kelly said...

You crack me up Suz.. so it's all about the snake for you hmmmmm??

Shani said...

Crazy- JACKPOT!!!!

Little Momma said...

Suz...! Shame on you! LOL!...you are hilarious.... :P

Yvonne said...

well Faith,
I am going to get real deep(don't fucking laugh at that) here, and answer the man.


Rob, You are one of a kind, my dear. Besides the ridiculous good looks, you seem to be so down to Earth, a complete man, mature, a little dorky (which I like), INTELLIGENT, and humble. Oh, I could go on and on...but I hate having to make anyone read some long post.

Little Momma said...

I think we scared him off....

Suz said...

Yea, I soooo need to be spanked!

crazy said...

me too, Faith, me too. good times. good times.

TS~ LOL! Both!

Suz said...

scared off or got off?

Little Momma said...

Very good times....sigh....

I'm sure Rob could make me feel single again....

Kelly said...

Well either he got scared or he's hovering in interspace just lurking like a stalker!

Yvonne said...

I hope we didn't scare him off...curious, COME BACK!

Little Momma said...

yeah your right suz, maybe his hands are just too busy to type right now

Suz said...

again!!!

It's not stalking...

it's

RESEARCH!

Kelly said...

Spanked.. you'd enjoy that too much Suz!

Shani said...

Kelly- ROTLMFAO is to damn long and I still don't know what the first part means. Do tell...

Little Momma said...

Rob...if you are out there....PLEASE join us....it will be FUN!

Suz said...

Kelly... Guilty as charged..

I know how those Brits roll...

(I married one)

Kelly said...

Whoop sorry my bad ( repeat to self.. it's not stalking it's research....it's not stalking it's research....it's not stalking it's research....it's not stalking it's research....it's not stalking it's research....it's not stalking it's research....) GOT IT!

crazy said...

Y~ where's the part where you tell him you want to make love to him? (said sweetly, so as not to scare away the fellow)

Rob- i want to make love to you. Does that sound better?

Yvonne said...

shani, sweatheart, pay attention:

rolling on the floor laughing my fucking ass off

It's funny, learn it, use it. I <3 u

Yvonne said...

Crazy...sshhhh, you'll scare him away.

Kelly said...

ROTFLMFAO
Rolling
on
the
floor
laughing
my
fucking
ass off

Sometimes LOL just doesn't do it.

Yvonne said...

crazy, I am however impressed with how well you clean up.

crazy said...

Suz- so when 20 of us fill a bus packed with PEs and GQs and batteries, and twizzlers and other sexual contraband, it's still RESEARCH? So when do we go?

Little Momma said...

Y - I am not laughing...see...that was very sweet....but if you were saying that to his face...do you even think you would get that far into it before jumping his bones????

Kelly said...

Well said Crazy.. I'm impressed.. can I use that libe when I pick up the check??

Yvonne said...

Rob...WHERE ARE YOU?

Shani said...

Kelly- Interspace...WTF. LMAO

I'm sure the real RP knows what his ladies like about him by now. So clueless teen that's been sitting under a rock somewhere go play in traffic. XOXO

crazy said...

Y- yep. I am capable. just not always willing. to clean up that is. i'm always "willing" just like all you gals.... ;)

Suz said...

it's all research.. and it's all GOOD!

Kelly said...

Is it still research.. Crazy!! stop.. I have to go pee you are making me laugh too hard!.. brb

Yvonne said...

crazy...I love you, just had to tell you. You had me at Twizzlers.

Shani said...

Suz- I gonna stalk your Brit. You never said...Hot Bitch.

Little Momma said...

Shani....lol....so true...
im sorry...i just cant keep up typing all those other letters....just know I am laughing all the same

Yvonne said...

Faith, thank you for not laughing...and yes, I would probably only get about 2 words out before I would not be able to control myself. Was it that obvious?

Suz said...

he'd like that Shani...

He is a sexy lanky beast too...

I met him when he was an Officer in the Royal Fleet Auxiliary...

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm good times!

Kelly said...

Interspace - the place where internet stalkers go to watch what others are doing.. come on.. I'm making this shit up as I go here!

but it's not stalking it's research.... right Suz?

Shani said...

Yvonne and Kelly- Gotcha!!!

Little Momma said...

Y- no I was just thinking that if I had all that to say to him...I would either faint....just for the effect...or jump his bones...

Anonymous said...

hot damn... you girls are on a roll tonight... this is what i'm gathering... rob has been on and chatting, francis made an appearance after giving mother an enema, we're still going on tour and yvonne is in love with crazy... did i miss anything?

Suz said...

good girl Kelly... you can hang!

Quick learner! xxx

Yvonne said...

TS...wow, you r a quick study.

crazy said...

Kelly- you sound like my DD!! I had a van full of 14 year old girls, taking them home after they saw Twilight for the first time, and they ALL had to "pee". 2 of them actually said stuff like, "why do I have to pee every time I see Edward"!!!!

ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!

Little Momma said...

I am so glad I missed the enema part! LoL!

Suz said...

TS, in a nutshell...

(i said nuts)

Kelly said...

YEAH I get to stay I get to stay!! I'm an official robsessor now!!

Shani said...

Suz- Oh shit now!!!He's a sexy beast!!!

Anonymous said...

c: time to have sex talk with dd... pee is not the sensation she's feeling...uh oh

crazy said...

Yvonne- i heart you. I'll even share my Twizzlers with u. We can chew and growl at Rob pics together...

Suz said...

kelly... you

complete
me

Kelly said...

Sorry.. I didn't think "Take a leak" was appropriate and I hate say piss..

Yvonne said...

kelly....did you order that PE yet, cuz you need it for the bus. Crazy said so.

Little Momma said...

Wow crazy....that...I dont know what to say...about that...how do you really explain "why"....I mean... I know why I have to "mmhmmm" after I see Rob...those poor little girls...

Shani said...

Crazy- Ewwww!!!Pee everytime...damn.

Anonymous said...

kelly: hello nice to "meet" you...

Yvonne said...

ts...oh no. The sex talk w/ dd. How old is she?

Kelly said...

So in other words Suz I'm your missing link??

Suz said...

Faith.. their journey begins...

Kelly said...

Hey TS.. nice to "meet" you too..

crazy said...

F~ faint or jump. one or the other. yep.
BUT.....if I faint, he'd have to pick me up, and then i wouldn't even have to jump. just start humping!!!! weeeeeeeee

Little Momma said...

Aww...

Shani said...

Crazy- I mean *WINK* not pee.

Yvonne said...

Faith..."poor little girls"? They are gonna be COMPETITION!!! Get your head in the game!

crazy said...

TS!!! Now III have to pee LMAO!!!

crazy said...

TS!!! Now III have to pee LMAO!!!

Anonymous said...

damn c and you're doing double speak...

i have to "pee" everytime i see edward ahem rob too...

Suz said...

God when are they going to get him on SNL and hire some of us as guest writers and performers???

I can just picture a bunch of woman approach him and start humping his leg.. growling and eating twizzlers!

crazy said...

Girls, TS is also deliciously demented!!

crazy said...

Girls, TS is also deliciously demented!!

Yvonne said...

I gotta get a drink, and some chapstick. Nobody move...

Little Momma said...

Crazy! LOL.....I just had a vision of a dog humping his leg or something weird like that! LOL

Yes and the faint would be all I needed...well I hope he would be a gentleman and catch me before I hit the ground...the I could flutter my eyelids and say.."Rob...Rob...wh.wh..what happened?"

Shani said...

Yvonne- We have experience on our side...plus we know how to push them a side.

Suz said...

Yvonne. i just peed a little

HEEE HEEEEEEEEEEEEE! (get head in the game - competition comment)

crazy said...

TS~ so she takes after her mom. great. just great. fetch me a sedative.

Kelly said...

SUZ!! I like how you think.. SNL here we come.. THAT'S RIGHT I SAID COME!

Anonymous said...

c: i like your take on it... i just call it dirrrrty...

y: by all means, lube up!

Little Momma said...

Oh I'm sorry Yvonne...you are right...and I am so not about competition....

Chicago girl now in LA said...

Hey, it is only 7:30 p.m. PST here, so I'd say Rob is getting ready to go out for dinner with Sam and they'd might catch "Adventureland" since it opened today.

Just peeking my head in here to say hello to everyone: Crazy, Nanah, Suz, Yvonne, Kelly, Faith, Shani~got to go pick up DH and that means I'm playing one last "I am Broken" and getting ready to remove the pics next to the computer...have a great weekend!

Shani said...

Faith- Flutter to much you will have him thinking about KStew...I'm just saying. Turnoff.

crazy said...

yeah Kel~ I'm not sharing my PE. He needs to go to the drycleaners anyway....how do I explain that????

Suz said...

Suz <----- blows kisses to Chi-town in LA!

Anonymous said...

chi: nice to see you! enjoy the final countdown... and have a great weekend :D

Little Momma said...

My eyes are SOOOO much prettier...

Chicago girl now in LA said...

Ooops, you too, Thirty *waves*!

Shani said...

Bye Chicago!!!

Kelly said...

What all else fails Crazy.. blame the dog!

crazy said...

I was laughing so hard as I was driving and the girls kept asking me what was so funny!!!!! I only wish i had another adult there to share that with.

Faith - "Priceless"!

Yvonne said...

hey Chi girl...come out of the closet already!

Anonymous said...

c: the drycleaners? wtf have you put him through...? through or in? hmmmm

Kelly said...

Have a good one Chic girl!!

Little Momma said...

crazy...I would have had an accident...literally...i would have drove into a tree or something...(snort!)

Yvonne said...

suz...heehee, glad I made you pee. Hey , that rhymed. :)

crazy said...

Y- she's very embarrassed when i bring it up. we have discussed it, fo sho. She hates it though. I guess i need to get back on that stick again..... oh boy.

crazy said...

Y - LMAO! "competition"! LOL!!!

Suz said...

i not only peed (just a little, mind).. I banged my head throwing it back laughing.. I mean really.. that was hard core funny, dude!

Shani said...

Question to all- Do you think RP would be so bored enough to go see "Adventureland"? ROTFLMAO (my turn to use it)

Kelly said...

I'll send you a bottle of wine for strength Crazy!! I have boys.. my DH gets to take care of the talk.. then I get to move in and correct allthe dumb stuff he tells them and tell them how it really is

Little Momma said...

omg suz are you okay???

crazy said...

TS! oh here I go again

oh here I go again

oh, oh, oh, oh OH, OH. OH..........it was that did that to me. Sorry (didn't want you to think it was you ;/)

Kelly said...

I wonder.. I'll bet he got an early copy.. they get those.. so they don't have to go to movie theaters with the common folk... now question is.. did he want to see it?

Yvonne said...

suz...fo real. We don't need any MORE competition. For chrys sake.

Shani...gahd, I hope not. And way to go working the abrev.

Little Momma said...

Shani...I was going to say the same thing??? A movie??? If I were him I would NOT go into a dark room full of women right now....especially if we were there...

Suz said...

i think she has some sex scenes in it.. so ya maybe he did!

crazy said...

Suz - SNL writers LMAPO! I just "peed" OMG.!


p.s. the "p" in LMAPO is silent I guess. duh.

Kelly said...

Hit your head suz.. poor thing.. ouch... talk to us.. it didn't change you did it??

Yvonne said...

Faith, u r sweet, asking how suz is...see the photo shows the real you...or does it? mwahaha

crazy said...

woah Y!!!! Got some more to go around???? no what I mean??

Little Momma said...

Yall are my girlz....

and anyways...I wanted to know if she say little pics of robs face swirling around her head after she hit it....

Suz said...

Yv.. I so am not going to try to compete with 20 year old tits!

NO WAY.

I will Robsess and wait until they finally invent that Virtual "apparatice"! (sic?)

Yvonne said...

crazy....she was talking about my chapstick. Get your mind out of the gutter. No, wait, keep it there.

Kelly said...

I'll just wait until he's drunk and take advantage of him.. I'm just sayin

crazy said...

I'm not caught up yet guys, Forgive me!!! are u getting my comments too late???

Suz said...

^5 Kelly

I dig how you roll!

Little Momma said...

Crazy what ARE you doing....???

Yvonne said...

suz...I don't know if any thing virtual would do it for me.

Yvonne said...

ok everybody, take 5 and let crazy catch up. :)

Suz said...

ok, Yv.. I was lyin'

Suz said...

look if homegirl can't hang. we just have to leave her... every ho for themselves...

Little Momma said...

Okay....from all of the avatars...it seems that ALL of yall look just like Rob....LOL (wink)

Suz said...

J/K Crazy

I
heart
u

crazy said...

I've settled into the gutter, with my twizzlers, and i'm stayin.
and my pe and gq. Chairs- no good for Robsessing. I just keep getting stuck. ya know?

Suz said...

should we all put are real faces up just for tonight?

Little Momma said...

Are you caught up now crazy???

Can we proceed....

Yvonne said...

we are right here beside you in the gutter crazy.

Little Momma said...

Its mighty cozy....

Yvonne said...

we should put our real pics up, good idea suz.

Little Momma said...

i was feeling kinda lonely...just my face in here....but thats cool... dont mind being surrounded by robs....

crazy said...

ok, good, PE got stuck, all's good now. Really good.
Continue.......
(feeling a whoozy ;)

Little Momma said...

or i could just change to rob...

Anonymous said...

i'm out girls... i clearly cannot hang... i'm waaaay outta step on all your insiders tonight... talk to you soon!

much love

crazy said...

u guys waited for me!!!!! the love!!!! (wipes tears from her eyes)

Little Momma said...

aww ts dont leave

crazy said...

TS! what r u talking about????don't.....leave!

Shani said...

Suz- I was about to say something but yeah she does have a little bit of explicit sex scenes. As seen from the commercial and from what I heard.
So RP will get to have more wet dreams about her. Like he did last year....


Question- How steamy do you think it would be between Kris and Rob? Because I think Rob would go above and beyond to have that girl "dictamized" (I don't know about the spelling but enuf said). He seem to love a challenge. And thinking about them makes me say no way that got together. If she slept with him it would be all over. Pfft...Micheal.

crazy said...

TS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Little Momma said...

ok shani you lost me there....

crazy said...

TS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


if anyone is out of sync, it's me, as usual!!!

Little Momma said...

ok shani you lost me there....

Anonymous said...

crazy...? i'm totally lost here... i don't wanna be the buzz kill and make you lose your mojo...

Suz said...

ok, pic up only for 2night.. I need TongueMeRob back tomorrow!

Shani said...

Faith- I'm saying Rob's sex is on fire and Kris wouldn't have stayed with Micheal if she got some. Like everybody was trying to say.

crazy said...

MY mojo? You have the recipe, girl!!!

pls stay!!!!

Little Momma said...

wow ts can I join you cuz I just about lost my place!?!?

crazy said...

and I lost my place for, like, OMG, like, 30 minutes!!! Crikey!

I'm an idiot.

Kelly said...

Sorry girls.. my DH had to go to bed.. had to switch to the laptop in the litchen.. but I'm back.. let m ecatch up....

Anonymous said...

suz... look at you, youza hottie ;)

c: i'm stayin :D

Kelly said...

in the kitchen I mean.. (what the Hell is a litchen anyway!)

Little Momma said...

I dunno...I kinda imagine him a little clumsy in bed...if that makes sense...it just goes with his personality...I mean its not that he is not experienced...but I dunno...how do we know its on fire??? Do we have any girls out there claiming it is? Just wondering...Rob dont hate me...

crazy said...

Girls- let's beg TS to come back. She's the funniest dirrrrtttyy girl coming (did I say.../)
Anyway, we miss you. don't we girls?

Suz said...

oh year 30s.. I'm smokin' hot!

think I can be a contenda??

Anonymous said...

rob = sex on fire... we decided that was his theme song to be played everytime he makes an entrance

crazy said...

YES! Thank the Lord and pass the Twizzlers! hi ts!!

Yvonne said...

shit, went to look for a pic of me and of course there arent ANY b/c I'm always the one with the fucking camera. and now I lost my place. Please don't leave TS!!!

Little Momma said...

Suz totally cute hair!

Anonymous said...

k: what'cha got goin on that kitchen... do tell

Kelly said...

Do'nt go TS.. stay.. come now... I mean don't go!!

crazy said...

Suz is HOT! I'm just sayin.....
Yowza. Bitch.

Little Momma said...

I mean the only way to find out is to actaully have the experience myself...then I can let all yall know....

Suz said...

faith.. maybe not clumsy per say

more "uncertain"....

But once anyone finds their "sexual equal".. no limits, no inhibitions, no worries.. you just go with it...

Anonymous said...

c: i feel the love, but you give me far too much credit... we all know you are the shizzzz 'round these parts...mmmm parts

my parts are feelin' pretty damn good thinkin about mr. rob & his sex on fire

Yvonne said...

ok...

TS is staying!

Suz...you a hot, delicious mama.

Faith, I hope he is a little clumsy in bed. awww. And yeah, if there were a bunch of past loves, they would ALL be coming forward to brag about it now.

Kelly said...

OK.. I don't have the ability to put up a pic.. but I'm totally not cute.. so no worries there.. I'm better with the light off.. which is all good.. I love his hands.. he can feel his way around.. no need to look ; )

Shani said...

Wait y'all- What do you think Jackson is doing?

a. Gelling his fakehawk
b. waxing his axe
c. slurping Ash
d. eating (boring) or...
e. singing

Suz said...

oh your gurls are funny

Hot...?

as if!

(but thanks!)

(smirks)

Little Momma said...

Sorry Shani...I dont think I answered your question...

crazy said...

faith! come on now chickie. Have you seen some of Rob's moves on screen???? You can't act what you don't know, bb!!!!!=

OMG I am so horny right now!!! get the dd to bed........crap.

Mmmmmm Rob's "moves", just imagine. duh.

Or do I just have to pee???

KK (she who maintains decorum) said...

Hello Ladies (and various anons). What's up?

Suz said...

Jackson is strummin'

Yvonne said...

jackson...playing music. Or drinking. WTF is up with that faux hawk.

Jewels64 said...

Well Good Evening Rob Fans!

It's Friday night...the vodka is chilled, the olives are perfectly tart...just like my tongue! LOL!

How is everyone? What are we discussing cuz my lazy ass is too damn tired to read back thru the posts....

Suz said...

FSB! xoxoxox

Kelly said...

Crazy.. lol... I don;t think that pee...

crazy said...

TS` she;s in the kitchen 'cause ther's all that whipped cream, jello, pudding and ice cubes.
Obviously.

Yvonne said...

well hello there FSB :)

Little Momma said...

How old is Jackson? Then I can answer your question better....sorry I dont keep up with all the other tlight people

Suz said...

Jules! xx

Anonymous said...

WAZZZZZZUP party peeps? Where mah bitches at?

Yvonne said...

hi jewels, just the usual, jump on in. What do you want to talk about?

Suz said...

crazy real fast read

Ice
Pubes

Anonymous said...

fsb...still fucking love that name *takes a bow*

hi jules! good god i still haven't figured out what the hell the topic is...?

Jewels64 said...

Hey Suz...!!! {{{HUGS}}}

Glad to see ya!!!

KK (she who maintains decorum) said...

Yes, which part of Rob are we discussing tonight?

crazy said...

GIRLS - HELP! CALL THE FD. MY PARTS ARE ON FIRE!!!

(yelling for help, but seriously not wanting relief)

WHO said THAT!

Suz said...

evening McV! xx

Little Momma said...

Ive seen the moves...but in order for me to know the truth...I will just have to find out on my own...(In my dreams)....sigh....

Im sure he is great....but why havent we heard anything yet???

Suz said...

his trouser snake FSB!

that be all right?

Jewels64 said...

McVampy in the House!!!...

Hey Mama! What's shaking...besides my cocktail tin?

Anonymous said...

'sup mcv...

Yvonne said...

did you mean pants? U r so funny :)))

Kat said...

Hellooooooooo!

KK (she who maintains decorum) said...

McVampy - I CRIED at the end of "Frenemies"! What am I going to do without my perv mathletes and all your hilarious names for Bella's boobs?

Yvonne said...

Of course, PARTS would work ,too.

crazy said...

OMG FSB/SB/KK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

come on in! the water's fine!
soooo fine. Rob that is. I'm an idiot on Rob-crack.

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