Hi...my name is Jules and I'm a sex addict....and a Rob addict...and a Twilight Addict...and a RobKat addict...and I'm seriously hoping that all these addictions are gonna pay off....
My DH is a little perturbed too.. but I pointe dout to him how much he was enjoy the sex of late.. and then when he agreed I yelled "THEN STOP YUR BITCHIN!"
Faith -- you've never heard of www.fanfiction.net? (Yeah, there was a time when I hadn't either. I used to have a life w/o FF ... and I got so much done ... be careful, once you enter, there's no return!!)
Go there and pick the Twilight category and we'll see you in a few years ...
Ellie... no, DH was babysitting while I went to meet Rob. Laura on the other hand BROUGHT her hubby... I'm never going to let you live that down Laura.... EVER...
You never will, Kat!! haha But I think it could have worked out....to quote Rob, "He was into it." I think Rob would have been interested in a little "Arrangement" action! Or I could have just left the dh sleeping in the theater and run off with Rob!
Laura... nope, I was kneeling between his legs in said theater... he wasn't leaving with anyone... he was plenty satisfied. (I had hidden my wedding ring at that point).
FF warning: Once you start, your life as you know it will change forever. You will find yourself staying up until 2am on a work night...reading, reading and more reading. You will be so sleep deprived you may not even be able to for a coherent sentence. You will feed your kids take out food and let your laundry pile up.
Melissa - Don't forget to mention that FF addiction gets so bad that you start to read it during work when you should be getting shit done....oh wait...maybe that's only me...
Laura... haven't heard from them in 18 months (don't get me started) apart from a shiteous outfit they sent DD for Xmas (they forgot her b-day)... but.... OK, I'll stop now. I have to remind myself, it's all for DD's sake (not DirtyD, but Dear Daughter)...
How the fuck did I miss McV? Hey girl. So happy to hear you have been working for us. I really wanna do something nice for you in exchange for all you do for me!! I need to send you a Starbucks gift card...
McV.. I fucking love you. I still stalk you in a creepy way, I promise. My night is complete now that you are here...sorta. Where the fuck is skittle lips?
Oh, Kat that is so SHITEOUS! Ugh, your poor DD. We seriously need to sit down over drinks and share in-law horror stories. In fact, we would totally win the American Idol sob story war.
Laura... we should go for it as a duo with our in-law sob stories... come back to Austin and we'll have coffee (laced with alcohol)... you need to promise you'll be here for LA?
If I could read FF at work, I would be SO fired! I could imagine a student coming up behind me and seeing something. They would be asking me, "What's folds? What's a core? What's a urethral opening?"
Twihot you're a fucking kiss ass. McV. Come down to the OC and I will spoil you proper. Either that or I am sending you a buttplug and a bag of skittles.
Seems like McV and I are on the same "cycle" right now....
I swear all the fan fic authors are! Have you ever noticed how a bunch of us seem to all publish about the same time? WTF is up with that...
You think I would learn to slow it down...wait...but damn if McV doesn't have some sixth sense as to when I'm gonna publish or the other way round...it cracks my shit up!!!
KK, you can view FF at school?? My school computer blocks certain websites and FF is one of them :( If I could get to it, I would be reading it all day! LOL
Cool, can't keep up with the damn posts! My Darling Boyfriend (DB for me) he just got home from a friends house, with a new haircut! YUM! I was saying hello in my loving way for a couple minutes and boom 60 new posts, jeezus chryst!
And yes I'm seriously addicted to FF. Seriously sleep deprived! This site and FF are my best friends! DB thinks I'm crazy but adores me non the less. We're getting so wasted with this brandy and wine...maybe he'll get lucky...wink wink
Look DB - I might be a kiss ass but if gets her give up Tie Guy for us what the fuck do you care? I'm not trying to come in between you. Well, that could be fun though...
The funny thing is... with my DH... we just got married last July, and he doesn't completely believe I'm here talking to women about and Actor.. it cracks me up!
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Kat...shhhhh....
Kim doesn't need to know that you are and forever my mistress...
LOL @ Francis.
Frankly it chicken shit to post as an anon. I mean everyone know who I am right?
Well, I feel so close to all of you since I have an avatar and all...
Jules, are you feeling better?
Nice kitty...
TWI - oh boy. who forgot their manners?
and i had a Francis stalker the last two nights now, gals. very creepy. a little crazy-ssed.
TWI - oh boy. who forgot their manners?
and i had a Francis stalker the last two nights now, gals. very creepy. a little crazy-ssed.
I'm so confused.
Ellie - you look lovely in your suit and tie. Very dapper.
Jules and Kim.... I'm still fucking pouting....
Hello all...the comments are moving to quickly for me to catch up...anyone wanna fill me in?
Laura~Link please for Good Bella/Bad Bella...thanks.
A love with no limits hasn't been updated in 2 months. Don't know if I can start that one.
DB, LMAO on your "application" questions...
Suz - I thought your mug was smokin'!!!!!!!!!!! :)
Twiheart...not too new..a little I guess. I'm still a newborn:) But not as little as Kelly xo
Now I am seriously LMFAO @ the anon
Submit to who Kim? You? Absofuckinglutely. Jules..Hell Yeah. another RK...Show me the way.
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4596782/1/A_Love_With_No_Limits_Edward_Bella
Crazy - was someone asking about Rkats on a different thread?
thanks Ellie...
been here fro about 2 weeks off and on....
trying to figure out how to balance my robsession with the dh...
OK..... Jules, I'm happy now. And all tingly inside.
Cah.... HELLLLLLLO!
OK DB But only because I want to be friends:
Favorite postition - Depends on which one he's good at
Favortie swear word - FUCK... it's as good as any... well except for TYKE..
Which twigirl would you do and why - Which Twigirl.. well I'm still getting to know everyone
If you couldn't have Rob, who would your next twiguy be? - Kellen.. Or Peter...
If you had to loose one sense other than smell, what would it be? Taste Because I could still look at Rob, hear Rob and Touch Rob...
Do I pass??
Cah and Wicked!!!!!!
Hi, babies!!!
TWI - oh boy. who forgot their manners?
and i had a Francis stalker the last two nights now, gals. very creepy. a little crazy-ssed.
oh Faith, aren't we all
Hey Cahrollah! Nice to see you on the blog! Long time no blog.
AJ?? Is that you???
I don't understand why the fuck it keeps doing that! ah well.
Why not? It's really good.
have any recommendations for me?
thanks KK..
Faith... you don't balance it. You just let your DH reap the benefits of your Robsession... *wink, wink*
Fuck Jules you are such a subslut. You said the same shit to me..different day. UGH!
Nice kitty? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
But I will say that my baby does call me his "pussy kat"...gross but oh so cute when he growls it in my ear....
Ellie and Kat!!!
sorry fot the late answer re: Francis. I am very slow blogger, in a time warp half the time. we good now?
Hey I'm only new to the Blue Y - I've een around for a couple of weeks
Faith, we're all in the same boat with the dh! lol
I know I haven't been on for ages...thought it was about time
kelly, I love your answers...
I'll be your Twi girl, pick me, pick me!!! ^^^jumping up and down ^^^^
Hey Cahrolla!
Here ya go, Mel!
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4546470/1/Good_Bella_Bad_Bella
Jewels - Yours growls??? Fuck I'm jealous...
Faith- Where you at? I finally got caught up on the new thread.
I'm a fucking whore...get over it!!!
DB...Kat...Kim.....
Hi...my name is Jules and I'm a sex addict....and a Rob addict...and a Twilight Addict...and a RobKat addict...and I'm seriously hoping that all these addictions are gonna pay off....
Wait, Mel, that wasn't the whole link..I'll send it to you elsewhere ;)
Kat....I'll take that into consideration....but I am really selfish right now.... ;)
It's so good to see you Cahrollah.... miss ya on here...
Suz -- please don't take it badly!! I think you're way cool!
You're pic isn't bad, some folks just don't like the head scarves ... It's a little too gypsy-like and freaks some out!
Not me BTW, just taking one for the team.
Shani - Welcome back to the insanity!
Well DB??
My dh cracked it today over my Robsession...got up and first thing I did was turn on the computer..he cracked it!
Im here shani....
I cant believe I am still on here...my ds has a class in the morning...I am not gonna be able to get up....
Hmmm..I dunno. I share Rob, but I don't share Kallan. He's the other half of my oreo. You can have Peter though.
By Twigirl, I meant a girl in the movie...Which girl would you do? and why?
You have to have a favorite position..seriously. LOL.
Okay..what is your opinion on buttplugs and anal ala analward?
How do you feel about Jasper banging Edward in fanfics....
Faith, just buy a Rob mask and make him wear it... he'll be fine...
yeah, my dh, not so happy about the addiction....hmmmm...oh well.
Thanks Kimber,
Your approval means the world to me
I mean really. thanks
(wink)
It is I. I'm in disguise.
I'd wear a patch over my eye but then I couldn't see.
Cah, what time is it by you now??
Kat I've missed being on here.
Hi Ellie, Jules, Mel, Laura, Twi...have I missed anybody?
DB- you gotta share Kellan. You know he's my #2 piece of man meat.
LOL, Wicked!
My DH is a little perturbed too.. but I pointe dout to him how much he was enjoy the sex of late.. and then when he agreed I yelled "THEN STOP YUR BITCHIN!"
Faith -- you've never heard of www.fanfiction.net? (Yeah, there was a time when I hadn't either. I used to have a life w/o FF ... and I got so much done ... be careful, once you enter, there's no return!!)
Go there and pick the Twilight category and we'll see you in a few years ...
If you need rec's, this is the place to get 'em!
Ellie it's 3.24pm Sat arvo...
Cah-you missed me, but I changed my name.
I am sure I can get one of those around Halloween....great idea!!! And he knows about the robsession...he might just go for it....
good question....where is everyone at?
Twi - no. why??? i WAS filling the new gals in on who you ladies were, a little history...is that what u mean??s
Hey Kat, how CUM your dh didn't go to the see Rob with you? Was he jealous?
Thanks, Laura! I got the link!
Kelly... I don't share Peter.... I can share Rob with my RK's.... but Peter.... nope, he's mine all mine...
Oh I forgot DD and KImberlesk...how are you babes?
Dirty Deeds..I may just share with you.
Ellie... no, DH was babysitting while I went to meet Rob. Laura on the other hand BROUGHT her hubby... I'm never going to let you live that down Laura.... EVER...
anon: you're fucking francis... damn that must suck balls
DB.. Let me see you answers first and then perhaps I'll elaborate.. Oh and the Twigirl ALICE/Ashley absofuckinlutely... LOVE HER.. She's gorgeous
Kat - where can I get one of those Rob masks you speak of??
You share Rob's peter with us though, right Kat? LOL
Sorry DD this blog moves so fast I'm breaking out in a sweat trying to keep up!
I did know about your name change
NO, Yvonne. I'm her twigirl crush! ;)
DB- thanks babe.
TS, you're back :)
yeah, Laura, you were fucking stupid....
but I love you anyway.
I'm not asking to share... DB asked i answered.. I plan on nabbing Rob the rest are just back ups
Someone talking about Rob's peter?? What did I miss?? LOL
Cahrollah!!! Something Wicked!!!
Man the house is full tonight!!!
I'm loving it!!!!
30 is back! Wheeeee!
Fuck I mean DB!!!! Sorry babe I'm not used to this pace!
TS and I am LMFAO @ you for tellin the anon how it is
Laura... of course... the peen for the RK's...
You never will, Kat!! haha
But I think it could have worked out....to quote Rob, "He was into it." I think Rob would have been interested in a little "Arrangement" action! Or I could have just left the dh sleeping in the theater and run off with Rob!
Jules ANYTHING for you....
Gee thanks, Ellie!! Love you too! :)
Mel, Rob's peter....hilarious.
ok I've only been into FF for the last month or so and I'm addicted so recommendations are highly appreciated.
What does DH mean? Is that like husband or something, i know I mad late!
Does anyone know who Jason Behr is?
i come in peace and to robsess...not all anons are created equal :)
TS.. Francis sucks balls? Oh man.. that's harsh Francis
We're missing Shamizzle!!!
Cum out here, girl!
TS!!! welcome back! Miss u long time..........
I dunno crazy - I just saw your explanation so I asked.
By poor manners I meant Francis buggin Kelly. I hate haters.
Faith - no tips on the DH. He reaps the benefits of anything that increases my libido so he needs to shut it and put out.
Kat, where can I get one of those Rob masks you speak of?
Laura... nope, I was kneeling between his legs in said theater... he wasn't leaving with anyone... he was plenty satisfied. (I had hidden my wedding ring at that point).
DH= dear husband
My fabulous RKs, I'm gonna call it a night. Damn allergies.
Nite everyone :)
divine, it "means dear husband"
c: you still in the house? i saw your shout outs...
kk: glad you're back...hope i didn't offend you with the fsb... it was all in fun
poor new anon...
dh- dear husband, darling husband, dumb husband...whatever you want....
Damn Kelly...Your killing me taking my people.
Lets see...
Favorite postition...From behind. Preferably in front of a mirror...Balls slapping my ass.
Favorite Swear word...Fuck in all forms...Pure win.
Favorite twigirl...Victoria Or Alice. Maybe both
Favorite twiguy other than Rob. Kellan. Absofuckinglutely. He is delish.
Loss of sense...I guess taste, although I really wanna taste Rob first.
View on buttplugs. Never used one, but not opposed.
Jasper on Edward..Fucking HORK. No way.
How did I do?
Good night, dirty D...Olive juice, honeybunch! and feel better!♥
dh could also stand for dickhead, depending on how your hubby is acting at the moment...
Night DirtyD! Hope you feel better :)
Suz you're fucking cool babe!
Watch out or Jules will get jealous
!
AHHH.. Yvonne.... I didn't see you jumoing up and down there.. I'd pick you!!
Good night DD... sweet sticky Rob dreams with a creme egg on top...
Nite DirtyD....
30 - I wasn't offended at all! Last night was hilarious!!! I changed back to KK but will always be FSB in my own mind :)
DB, as usual, you;ve got me laughing my ass off...and that's no mean feat!
FF warning: Once you start, your life as you know it will change forever. You will find yourself staying up until 2am on a work night...reading, reading and more reading. You will be so sleep deprived you may not even be able to for a coherent sentence. You will feed your kids take out food and let your laundry pile up.
Just thought I should warn you!
xo
Peen for the RobKats....YUM-O!!!
Sorry...I got carried away again....
Kat...they fucking need to give us a date for the LA release here in Texas so we can have our weekend!!!
Any news on when you may be coming down to H-Town?
good night dd. feel better,
faith...niiiice
Night DirtyD
xoxo
Sweet "helpful hearthrob" dreams : )
Night, Dana!!
XOXO
Ahhh, so that's where you were, Kat!
KK- Hey girl!!!
I;m still hangin...
Jewels...is it cumming to texas????
I hope soooooo!
Jules... I plan on calling the Alamo Drafthouse this weekend about LA. Needs to be done.
We're avoiding H-Town like the plague... but it'll be this month for sure. We HAVE to do the in-law duty, ya know...
You WIN DB.. I bow in your presence...
TS~ KK caved. LOL!!!
hellllloooo. back. sorrrrry. updated apples and oranges for my fic hoors cos i love ya hard like that.
why thank you Kelly...I was getting tired here jumping up and down.I'm not wearing a bra either...not good.
Mel--true that about FF. It has taken over my life. Seriously.
kimber is there a real reason you are fucking with me?
Or am I missing something?
just askin'
I'm not upset or anything... just wondering.
Laura... that's why he was moaning... and McV is right... Skittles it is!
Faith are you in TX??
Kelly - my feelins is hurt :(
Hi McV!!! Whats up???
xo
Mel...try reading all the Fan Fiction and then try writing it...
I'm telling ya...it freaks you out!
I've already had to jot down ideas for new stories though...
Which reminds me...Kim!!!! We need to talk!!! I'll send you an email soon!!!
Awww, Kat. In-law duty? Poor you :( I feel your pain, girl.
Melissa - Don't forget to mention that FF addiction gets so bad that you start to read it during work when you should be getting shit done....oh wait...maybe that's only me...
Yes.....just north of Austin....
McV, A and O update?Really??????
Jules...Did you get your phone fixed? I was just going to drunk dirty text your ass and remembered it wasn't working.
oh bb, spinning lemons for you guys. it's cum...coming. TIE GUY IS WIN.
Hey McV :)
Black eyes now Yvonne.. from the no bra jumping up and down??
Laura~It's so bad...I am so sleep deprived its not even funny!
But, I love to read...plus it's nice to have so many options just a click away...LOL
crazy, I'll share....
McV! Have I told you how much I love you today?
Cuz I do...you're just banging that way!!!
Did you see my email about Skittles today?
LOL! Y ~ no bra!
Hey Crazy.. You are my twizzler and movie girl right! You are my home girl.. besides I have to pick from the movie not you guys!!
Laura... haven't heard from them in 18 months (don't get me started) apart from a shiteous outfit they sent DD for Xmas (they forgot her b-day)... but.... OK, I'll stop now. I have to remind myself, it's all for DD's sake (not DirtyD, but Dear Daughter)...
Oh, shit, my manners...
Hi, McV! ♥♥♥
kk: you're not alone reading ff at work, in the car, at soccer practice, at home...fucking ff crackwhore right here
not too bad Kelly lol
KK~I know what you mean. Today was kinda slow at work so I read ALL DAY...so bad.
Jules~I don't know how you do it! You amaze me. xoxo
How the fuck did I miss McV? Hey girl. So happy to hear you have been working for us. I really wanna do something nice for you in exchange for all you do for me!! I need to send you a Starbucks gift card...
McV.. I fucking love you. I still stalk you in a creepy way, I promise. My night is complete now that you are here...sorta. Where the fuck is skittle lips?
Where are you kelly?
No DB...no phone... :(
New car is taking precedence over phone right now....
WWWWAAAAHHHH!!!
I hate it cuz I can't dirty text my dirty boy....
Twi you are a very good girl! What a lovely gesture. xxx
A & O update?? Fucking SQUEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
I'm Here Faith..
Oh, Kat that is so SHITEOUS! Ugh, your poor DD. We seriously need to sit down over drinks and share in-law horror stories. In fact, we would totally win the American Idol sob story war.
and whaaaa? tie guy is updated? he is my absolute favorite ff edward... i've been pimpin him out to all my friends
Yes, where IS Tess??
My DH just came out to the kitchen looking for me.. CRAP!
True Kelly, and if we have to pick from the movie, I pick Alice. Major girlcrush on Alice.
kell~ phew...just checkin. bought extra Twizzlers and everything! LOL!
Where's TS again!!! hellooooo?
Jewels -I didn't know you were from Texas. I live in Dallas.
No like WHERE are you....you asked if I was in Texas! LOL!
We seem to have lost our wicked cyclops and her dirty cyber talk. Where'd she go. Yes, skittle lips must be counting her perfume bottles...
Kat & Laura~I srsly need to be inlcuded in said conversation. Puh-leeze don't get me started on my shit-laws.
OHHH DUH!!!!! I'm in CT
Laura... we should go for it as a duo with our in-law sob stories... come back to Austin and we'll have coffee (laced with alcohol)... you need to promise you'll be here for LA?
hahaha, Alie, the perfume bottles.
That was some funny shit!
If I could read FF at work, I would be SO fired! I could imagine a student coming up behind me and seeing something. They would be asking me, "What's folds? What's a core? What's a urethral opening?"
I'm a blogging whore!!!! haven't even read the new WA yet. wtf?
uh oh, kelly just got busted.
did he read over your shoulder....hope not.
Twihot you're a fucking kiss ass. McV. Come down to the OC and I will spoil you proper. Either that or I am sending you a buttplug and a bag of skittles.
Laura - I'm a teacher, too. Love to minimize those FF screens...
crazy~you best get to steppin'...
those chappies were EPIC. you are srsly missing out.
Someone please tell me when LA is coming to Austin...or Texas!!!! Please!!!!
I also need to join the in-laws conversation.
Perfume bottles hahahahah
BUT,
McV, I hold the keys to the Naughty Room.
Ta-da!!!!!!!!!
Thanks Mel...
I'll be spending time on it again this weekend.
Seems like McV and I are on the same "cycle" right now....
I swear all the fan fic authors are! Have you ever noticed how a bunch of us seem to all publish about the same time? WTF is up with that...
You think I would learn to slow it down...wait...but damn if McV doesn't have some sixth sense as to when I'm gonna publish or the other way round...it cracks my shit up!!!
crazy that surprised..I read the latest 3 chapters today...
woah..
Kat--I REALLY want to come!
Mel--OF COURSE you're included! Who else has the "rotten crotch and cigarette" anecdotes??
He didn't read over my shoulder but he's not pleased.. Geesh what's a girl got to do to have a little private time on a BLOG around here?
Tess is a moving machine, I miss her...
Did you get caught....kelly?
crazy: i haven't either... damn thanks for reminding me though
I know, I am dying to see LA
KK, you can view FF at school?? My school computer blocks certain websites and FF is one of them :( If I could get to it, I would be reading it all day! LOL
pppshhhttt....my dh is sitting in the living room reading breaking dawn...he totally stole my twilight habit....
Cool, can't keep up with the damn posts! My Darling Boyfriend (DB for me) he just got home from a friends house, with a new haircut! YUM! I was saying hello in my loving way for a couple minutes and boom 60 new posts, jeezus chryst!
And yes I'm seriously addicted to FF. Seriously sleep deprived! This site and FF are my best friends! DB thinks I'm crazy but adores me non the less. We're getting so wasted with this brandy and wine...maybe he'll get lucky...wink wink
Sorry Suz, didn't mean for you to take it that way at all ...
I really do think you are a cool chick!
Mel I love your "smell" stories...rotten crotch smell...ass smell!
Faith... don't know yet. Anyone and everyone needs to call the Alamo Drafthouse to get it in there....
Yeah Shani...I live in Houston! Welcome fellow Texas Robsessor! Nice to know another neighbor!!!
Melissa - yeah, wtf is wrong with me. Too Robsessed, and effin losing it...lol!
LOL, Laura...I don't know what I'm gonna do this summer when they come to visit. Better stock up on Febreze now. LOL
Oh and how I wish I could cum to Tx for LA. Sucks.
Look DB - I might be a kiss ass but if gets her give up Tie Guy for us what the fuck do you care? I'm not trying to come in between you. Well, that could be fun though...
kel, funny thing is, the only souls here are female. Couldn't be a safer place to be.
The funny thing is... with my DH... we just got married last July, and he doesn't completely believe I'm here talking to women about and Actor.. it cracks me up!
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