A Promise is A Promise :))

Is this my first NON-Rob related post? Probably but I made a promise and I'm a woman of my word dammit! Don't ask me who A_Sturride is 'cause I'm not entirely sure :) Never make promises at 1AM in the morning while drinking :P



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crazy said...

wholsaid sausage?

and peperoni?

tha nks alot!

Anonymous said...

Lady boner.

elaine said...

Div`I'm glad so I can Robsess and talk about peen and all other things Rob. My DH's name is Robert P. (middle name)

crazy said...

whre's Shani and lynnes?

Lynnes said...

Lady Boner, you can say that again

Anonymous said...

LADY BONER.

crazy said...

there she is!!!!!!!

Divinesally said...

really elaine, that's so fucken awesome. what's his middle name?

elaine said...

unicornus erectus~is that in the Robtionary?

Lynnes said...

crazy`my last comment got stuck on the last page. what else was I talken 'bout 'cept the peen

Lynnes said...

Elaine~if you answer peen, I'm gonna crack a nut!

crazy said...

oh. ballsy~ your avatas is makin gme think nasy thoiughts.

or is it the champpagnee?

Shani said...

I'm here Crazy

elaine said...

Pete~ I call him Bob, but if I slip up (and say Rob) he won't catch it. hee, hee

Lynnes said...

Someone write down the robisms. They're flyen around left and right.

crazy said...

yey! shabi is here!!!!

Lynnes said...

Pete-close enough.

crazy said...

how bout we use the word "flower" instead uf peen?

Shani said...

Lynnes- Your avatar is a HOT BITCH

Emmes said...

I´d love to scream out ROBBBBBB

Divinesally said...

lucky ass...if I slip up and call my man (Chris) Rob I'll be in some deep dung.

Lynnes said...

Elanine~you have to tell us if you accidentally ever call him Robert Peen (enter last name).

Anonymous said...

Flowwwerrrr??

That sounds like a vagina...

crazy said...

Shani - im a hot MESS

Divinesally said...

ballsy, i know right??!

Lynnes said...

Shani~I'm El Fuego right now. The hot flashes are itting me in my early 30's. Oy Poppy!

Divinesally said...

call it rod.

elaine said...

Lynnes~That is close. I never really thought about it. lmao He is snoring as we speak! I bet the real Rob wouldn't snore! lol

We need to write a book of Robisms. Best seller immediately!

crazy said...

ballsy - oh right. how bout,
stamen? or "stem" ?

Emmes said...

ohhh the robrod

Shani said...

Crazy- Flower is gay...we want to stay away from those type of implications

Lynnes said...

ROBROD=WIN!

Divinesally said...

Robstem or Robrod?

crazy said...

Rod is too"close" LOL!!!!!!!

Lynnes said...

I'm on the RobRod train. I dunno 'bout ya alls.

Shani said...

Wait ET said Kristen is the new "IT" girl...that's the funniest shit I have ever heard. ROTFLMAO

Divinesally said...

lol, "so stupid, ridiculous"

Emmes said...

Elaine...look...Robisms

http://robert-pattinson.ca/category/robisms/

elaine said...

Lynnes~u won't believe me, but I did once. His name is Robert P. Hammons. I swear. I'm dead if he sees this.

Anonymous said...

Sperminator.

crazy said...

i gibve up! again.

(shakes head in dismay)

so muchf ro trying to be the peen police. i tried, rob!

Lynnes said...

ok, don't gang up on my ass, but is ROTF "right on the floor?" WFT?

Divinesally said...

shani~ plz love you but no Kris hatin. I refrain from speculatin out of respect. so I respect if you respect that aspect. love ya! =)

crazy said...

Shabi~ n they forgot the "sh"

elaine said...

Flowers aren't crazy(pun) they are pollenated by Robbees.

Lynnes said...

Crazy~arrest me officer. I've committed a crime again. "Lewd act on the PEEN."

crazy said...

Lynnes! ahahahha ROTFL!!

yeah, just do it on the floor

crazy said...

where the effin handcufs when you reallhy nneed them? oh that's right, in my bed. TMI?

Anonymous said...

Did you know that I see...

Pulsating Python of Love.

I mean, no, but hahaha.

Shani said...

Taylor put on 30lbs...good for him. He's loving the wolf pack. He has a different wig.LOL.

Rob is up after commercial...

Anonymous said...

Are they furry?

Lynnes said...

Crazy~TMI? Are you kidden me? This whole thread is TMI

Divinesally said...

I definitely have RObnoia and ROBsomnia ROTFLOL!!!!!!

Lynnes said...

That's why Shani's so quiet. She's distracted by RobWard

crazy said...

i'm really horny now. that's what happens agfter a bottle and a 1/2 of champoagne . whwre the eff is the dh???

Lynnes said...

did someone say furry?

crazy said...

is WHAT furry?!

elaine said...

Emmes~ That is effin awesome! He is so gorgeous in that last pic! I want him so bad.

How long have u bitches been Robssessing? I never knew that site existed!

ticket to the Robrod train for me!

Crazy~peen police~lol

Anonymous said...

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Divinesally said...

BB Cakes, champee gets me so effin hot! i'll f**k a microwaved carrot.

Emmes said...

hahha...I´m a PattinSlut

Lynnes said...

Where did they get "Robs-lumber?" That's so NOT sexy AT ALL!

ROBROD FTW!

Shani said...

Divine- No not speculating ET said she was the new "IT" girl...you know new hot actress...Like Rob is the new "IT" boy.

crazy said...

Elaine e e! what pic? i'm out of it here

Lynnes said...

D~I'll have a piece of that juicy ass carrot.

Anonymous said...

:-OOOOOOOOOOOOO DS

And furry handcuffs?

Emmes said...

Rotflmao...and we´re all PattinPervs

crazy said...

and was so funny Elaieneieiie?

Divinesally said...

i'm a ROBwhore. ROBminds think alike, i swear!

elaine said...

Crazy~do u have a Robrator? I highly recommend one for your ailment!

Anonymous said...

They don't make them big enough, I don't think.

Lynnes said...

Better PattinPerv than RobStalker.

Did I just say that? WTF?

crazy said...

Pupida! Carrot! oMG. stop!!!! it's still early in Pakistan@!!!!!!!!

Divinesally said...

LYNNES lmao

crazy said...

where the eff is MOmma????????????

Lynnes said...

D~this thread is a Robrator

Emmes said...

yeah...Robrod..kiks @ss

elaine said...

Crazy~the one on the Robism site. He is so damn sexy and smokin' hot I can't stay away from him anymore.

Rob says, then don't!

Divinesally said...

bb cake I don't think any Pakistanis are here....if I'm wrong plz let one speak freely now.

crazy said...

Elaieniei~ i ain't ailin, i'm nailin,............brb!

Lynnes said...

I just saw "Cream of Rod umm no explanation required here" what were they discussing when that "came" up?

Anonymous said...

WHOOOOOOOOA

Divinesally said...

I wanna ROBf***

Emmes said...

awwwwhhhh...and the jawporn, look for top post one one side ....robcrotch , pure win

Divinesally said...

Cream of cullen soup

Lynnes said...

RobFuck

T
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elaine said...

Div~that is the best one yet!

He is McCreamy!

crazy said...

ok. whjere the eff arew we?

Anonymous said...

Someone needs to just fuck Rob already.

Then..ya know...sharrre.

No don't that's wrong. But if you were that type of person...

Emmes said...

girls I just have to stop this mayhem and say.......


I´m having a robgasmic time with you gals tonite

Divinesally said...

bb, Robfucking Mccreaminess

elaine said...

Emmes~what site r u talkin' about?
jaw porn~

Why can't I see Lynnes avatar? just askin {hugs}

Shani said...

Lynnes- Yes PattinPerv.

Rob just said that it's not true about him not being able to lie. He's just good at it...Ruh Roh!!!

crazy said...

E link plz

Lynnes said...

Crazy~we're in RobRod land w/ the PattinPervs

Emmes said...

ok, carry on

crazy said...

Lynnes! who dsaid that? i'm takin names!!!

now where is the effin pencil?

elaine said...

Who said they want to scream? I want to scream! Can women get "blue balls"? lmao
The cream of cullen, got me. thud!

Lynnes said...

Shani~I caught that earlier. He's so NAWtee.

Divinesally said...

balsy if i could, sadly i wouldn't. cant do it to the sweet insecure DH.

Anonymous said...

I like to think that Rob is an innocent. It's probably not true, but it's a dream.

Emmes said...

Lainnny...

http://robert-pattinson.ca/category/jaw-porn/

crazy said...

Pupida ~ but the teens in Sibgapore are here!! berch!!!

Lynnes said...

Elaine, not sure why you can't see my sweltering hot avatar. I think everyone can see it, right?

crazy said...

BERCH? WTF?

Anonymous said...

It's sexy.

elaine said...
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Anonymous said...

I just wanna...
*grunt*
I just want to rub my face against his like a....ughghghgh cat.

Lynnes said...

Dang Elaine! Talk about "ballsy"

elaine said...

Emmes, ur trying to kill me. I had already saved that site, but didn't look at jaw porn. I want to cry!

Emmes said...

Lainneyy pOo...I need to make a tshirt outta that "quote"

Lynnes said...

I think Crazy had a RobAttack

Anonymous said...
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elaine said...

Lynnes~I'm sorry if that is bad, but at least I'm honest.
I have never looked at another man except my DH until now!

crazy said...

girls. can we fuck around w/o using his name, so if he is lurking he doesn't know we are talking about him???????? yeah right.

Rob- just kidding baby. we just loves you sooo much, and we don't get near ebough action apparenbtly.

Divinesally said...

I wanna suck on his jaw and play with his hands.

elaine said...

Emmes~it would be a best seller!

crazy said...

ugh.

ballsy needs to be a little more honest with herself. really. ;)

Divinesally said...

Ballsy and Lynnes, LMAO

Anonymous said...

Well, now I feel all wrong...

Emmes said...

I think we should just call him...the candyman, IT boy , The MAN , no, no BOR ( Rob backwards)

Lynnes said...

Divine~That's something Bill Clinton would do and then say "I did not have sexual relations w/ that man RPattz"

Shani said...

Rob said he's not stressed this time.He is getting beat up by Dakota and other people. It's going to be extremely painful and he's put in a lot of positions. He said it's disgusting...

Famous fans: Tom Cruise loves Twilight books and Ron Howard asked for a picture at the Oscars.

Rob said he is doing music right now for a soundtrack for another movie. WOW!!!

And he doesn't want to ruin non famous people that he has talked to because it will get on the internet...

elaine said...

I knew I liked you Bol.

Now that is off our chest. Remember we are shy! I would probably run and hide if I saw him.

Crazy, Should we not mention his name. The site is called, "RobsessedPattinson" isn't it? lmao

Emmes said...

B.O.R.

crazy said...

ballsy - have i ever told you how much i lobve you (hiccup)

Divinesally said...

i'd be a lamb in fucking headlights.

Lynnes said...

Ballsy, don't trip chocolate chip. It's not like we all haven't thought about it. Have you read the comments?

Emmes said...

LYNNESSS...LMAO...totally saw an SNL skit with that....


Shani...thanks for the info , I have a link but the video quality is shady

crazy said...

Shanbi~~ i'm confused> (shut up everyne)

doesn't this take place in italy? why does he make sound like it happened alreayd?

Divinesally said...

crazy I'm jealous, drunk as biotch! xoxoxoxoxox, let me give ya a smooch and a ROBhump!

Anonymous said...

Like what if you just came up behind him and sucked his handporn fingers.

elaine said...

Lynnes~OMG that is hilarious! LMAO
Tell it like it is!

Emmes said...

can´t stop laughing...bill clinton

Shani said...

ET is off now no more Sexy RP.

Anonymous said...

Doooo you think he'd notice?

Then I wouldn't have to look him in the face.

Lynnes said...

Shani~"...he's put in a lot of positions.." really? Which ones?

crazy said...

WHO said RobHumpo???????

oh God. i gets all horny when i drink........ shit.

Anonymous said...

69er

Lynnes said...

Balsy~suck away.

Emmes said...

crazy...rumor is they are shooting some "italy" scenes in Vancity...or maybe he was just refering to the script

Divinesally said...

summer donna Crazy, bb. I'm horny too, but we gotta chillzies.

Anonymous said...

See the only time you can use "flower" to describe Rob is if you say "deflower".

I doubt that this is possible. Again, so desperately wanting to live the dream.

crazy said...

thx Esme!

Emmes said...

B.O.R is talking to you gals...listen up!!!!!!

http://robert-pattinson.ca/2009/04/22/robsexytalk-library-now-downloadable/

Emmes said...

"I´m just a tool, a big hard tool"

Shani said...

Lynnes- 69,71,05 and wait for it............11.LMAO

Divinesally said...

nice Emmes

Lynnes said...

Emmes~Did he say, "I'm just a tool. I'm just a hard tool?" srly? He can be my tool any time. *trystogetrobsattention*

Anonymous said...

Nice, Emmes, Nice :)

That'll give everybody masturbation material for months.

Lynnes said...

Shani~Sigh...I'm letting my mind wander now...

Lynnes said...

Shani~I think I need a stoggy

Divinesally said...

Robsturbation. Oooooohhhhhhhh

crazy said...

pupida! id i vere tell u how nmuch i heart u????

elaine said...

Emmes~fan fuckin tabulous! He gives the word drop-dead gorgeous a whole new meaning!

Anonymous said...

YEAHHHHH DS! YEAHHHHH!

Lynnes said...

I think we just had a group Robgasm

crazy said...

who is summer donna?

Divinesally said...

bb cakes, cum over here and I'll show you how much I heart you. {wink}

elaine said...

He really said that. Now, chicks what do u want to do?

Emmes said...
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Lynnes said...

Emmes~me thinks that was the same link

Divinesally said...

same Emmes.

Shani said...

Em- I didn't know LTR had that...
Have you been to their new Forum???

elaine said...

OMG, I just want to try one thing!

crazy said...

J.C.!!!! when he say i just vwanna try one thing............i just unicorned all over the place!!!

is it too early in Moscow? uhhh

Shani said...

Lynnes- THUD and DEAD

Emmes said...

ok, now fo realz...more

http://robert-pattinson.ca/robsexytalk/

Jewels64 said...

Seriously...ewwww....

Whatever happened to proper crassness...

Divinesally said...

Crazy, stay very fucking still bitch.

Emmes said...

Shani...that´s the blog from one of the LTR regulars , JustAGirl..she´s awesome!

The Forum sounds cool..but too much work!

Divinesally said...

Jewels hi bb. Oh crap you are right, I forgot about proper CrASSness!

crazy said...

sorry Jewels. but we do slip up at times. why dont' you just talk here while u r here?

Anonymous said...

"Say it, out loud, say it."

Yeeeah baby.

Emmes said...

Hey Jewels..are we no being crassy enough?

Shani said...

When he says "I want to try one thing and don't move" all my breath left out of my lungs...

crazy said...

i love how he says it Shani!

Jewels64 said...

Girls, there are so many more entertaining ways to describe certain self pleasurable acts without being so blatant...

Remember Rob likes Nuts Girls, but he has a brain too! I think he prefers wit over all out porn...

I could be wrong...but I tend to hold a very high opinion of him!

Anonymous said...

He makes me want to be dominated.

Anonymous said...

I'm very sweet and innocent, with exception.

Jewels64 said...

Crazy...I'll talk! I'm here.

crazy said...

Jewels~ i love wit. i think i'm not so bad at it. maybe we slipped up a bit here. wanna join in the fun and show us how it's done?

Divinesally said...

Jewels, it's not that bad.

elaine said...

I want to put baby powder on his terminal groin chafing!




Crazy~ I deleted the very bad thing I said about Rob that I wanted to do! But it was true and I still want to. lol

Shani said...

Jewels my Mistress/Goddess of FF anything new??? We know your working hard and we thank you for it...

Divinesally said...

don't be ashamed elaine. lol

Emmes said...

ohh...I feel bad now +pouts+ , I wanna be worthy of the B.O.R.

crazy said...

Jewels! great!! i'm just tring to catch up with te site posted with Rob's voice. i heard one - he has sich a sexy voice@!!!

p.s. i had too much to drnk

Anonymous said...

It's not shameful to have a pulse.

Divinesally said...

yeah, I'm pissed.

crazy said...

Emmes -mwhat id B.O.R.??
i cant effi ntyoe anymore

Shani said...

Ooops sorry Jewels:(((

Emmes said...

drunka-roo too

elaine said...

Hi, Jewels!

I think u can keep up!

Anonymous said...

I wanted to be a sex therapist when I started college muahaha.

TheDogsBollocks said...

Okay, I was going to stop by and play but now I'm just gonna go HORK.

crazy said...

divine aka pi! me too.
i just polishhed off a botle and a haf o n champagne. jesis god.

Emmes said...

Hork?

Jewels64 said...

Awww...now I feel bad for the small smackdown...

It's just that I'm very protective of this blog...

Goz is finally getting response from people who promote Rob's films!!

They read some of these out and out graphic comments and it could ruin all the hard work she has done!

WE all want to do terribly delicious things to Rob!!! Or vice versa.... :))

Let's just protect the integrity of the blog....Just sayin....

Emmes said...

B.O.R.


R.O.B.

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