Is this my first NON-Rob related post? Probably but I made a promise and I'm a woman of my word dammit! Don't ask me who A_Sturride is 'cause I'm not entirely sure :) Never make promises at 1AM in the morning while drinking :P
Rob said he's not stressed this time.He is getting beat up by Dakota and other people. It's going to be extremely painful and he's put in a lot of positions. He said it's disgusting...
Famous fans: Tom Cruise loves Twilight books and Ron Howard asked for a picture at the Oscars.
Rob said he is doing music right now for a soundtrack for another movie. WOW!!!
And he doesn't want to ruin non famous people that he has talked to because it will get on the internet...
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2010 comments:
«Oldest ‹Older 601 – 800 of 2010 Newer› Newest»wholsaid sausage?
and peperoni?
tha nks alot!
Lady boner.
Div`I'm glad so I can Robsess and talk about peen and all other things Rob. My DH's name is Robert P. (middle name)
whre's Shani and lynnes?
Lady Boner, you can say that again
LADY BONER.
there she is!!!!!!!
really elaine, that's so fucken awesome. what's his middle name?
unicornus erectus~is that in the Robtionary?
crazy`my last comment got stuck on the last page. what else was I talken 'bout 'cept the peen
Elaine~if you answer peen, I'm gonna crack a nut!
oh. ballsy~ your avatas is makin gme think nasy thoiughts.
or is it the champpagnee?
I'm here Crazy
Pete~ I call him Bob, but if I slip up (and say Rob) he won't catch it. hee, hee
Someone write down the robisms. They're flyen around left and right.
yey! shabi is here!!!!
Pete-close enough.
how bout we use the word "flower" instead uf peen?
Lynnes- Your avatar is a HOT BITCH
I´d love to scream out ROBBBBBB
lucky ass...if I slip up and call my man (Chris) Rob I'll be in some deep dung.
Elanine~you have to tell us if you accidentally ever call him Robert Peen (enter last name).
Flowwwerrrr??
That sounds like a vagina...
Shani - im a hot MESS
ballsy, i know right??!
Shani~I'm El Fuego right now. The hot flashes are itting me in my early 30's. Oy Poppy!
call it rod.
Lynnes~That is close. I never really thought about it. lmao He is snoring as we speak! I bet the real Rob wouldn't snore! lol
We need to write a book of Robisms. Best seller immediately!
ballsy - oh right. how bout,
stamen? or "stem" ?
ohhh the robrod
Crazy- Flower is gay...we want to stay away from those type of implications
ROBROD=WIN!
Robstem or Robrod?
Rod is too"close" LOL!!!!!!!
I'm on the RobRod train. I dunno 'bout ya alls.
Wait ET said Kristen is the new "IT" girl...that's the funniest shit I have ever heard. ROTFLMAO
lol, "so stupid, ridiculous"
Elaine...look...Robisms
http://robert-pattinson.ca/category/robisms/
Lynnes~u won't believe me, but I did once. His name is Robert P. Hammons. I swear. I'm dead if he sees this.
Sperminator.
i gibve up! again.
(shakes head in dismay)
so muchf ro trying to be the peen police. i tried, rob!
ok, don't gang up on my ass, but is ROTF "right on the floor?" WFT?
shani~ plz love you but no Kris hatin. I refrain from speculatin out of respect. so I respect if you respect that aspect. love ya! =)
Shabi~ n they forgot the "sh"
Flowers aren't crazy(pun) they are pollenated by Robbees.
Crazy~arrest me officer. I've committed a crime again. "Lewd act on the PEEN."
Lynnes! ahahahha ROTFL!!
yeah, just do it on the floor
where the effin handcufs when you reallhy nneed them? oh that's right, in my bed. TMI?
Did you know that I see...
Pulsating Python of Love.
I mean, no, but hahaha.
Taylor put on 30lbs...good for him. He's loving the wolf pack. He has a different wig.LOL.
Rob is up after commercial...
Are they furry?
Crazy~TMI? Are you kidden me? This whole thread is TMI
I definitely have RObnoia and ROBsomnia ROTFLOL!!!!!!
That's why Shani's so quiet. She's distracted by RobWard
i'm really horny now. that's what happens agfter a bottle and a 1/2 of champoagne . whwre the eff is the dh???
did someone say furry?
is WHAT furry?!
Emmes~ That is effin awesome! He is so gorgeous in that last pic! I want him so bad.
How long have u bitches been Robssessing? I never knew that site existed!
ticket to the Robrod train for me!
Crazy~peen police~lol
m
BB Cakes, champee gets me so effin hot! i'll f**k a microwaved carrot.
hahha...I´m a PattinSlut
Where did they get "Robs-lumber?" That's so NOT sexy AT ALL!
ROBROD FTW!
Divine- No not speculating ET said she was the new "IT" girl...you know new hot actress...Like Rob is the new "IT" boy.
Elaine e e! what pic? i'm out of it here
D~I'll have a piece of that juicy ass carrot.
:-OOOOOOOOOOOOO DS
And furry handcuffs?
Rotflmao...and we´re all PattinPervs
and was so funny Elaieneieiie?
i'm a ROBwhore. ROBminds think alike, i swear!
Crazy~do u have a Robrator? I highly recommend one for your ailment!
They don't make them big enough, I don't think.
Better PattinPerv than RobStalker.
Did I just say that? WTF?
Pupida! Carrot! oMG. stop!!!! it's still early in Pakistan@!!!!!!!!
LYNNES lmao
where the eff is MOmma????????????
D~this thread is a Robrator
yeah...Robrod..kiks @ss
Crazy~the one on the Robism site. He is so damn sexy and smokin' hot I can't stay away from him anymore.
Rob says, then don't!
bb cake I don't think any Pakistanis are here....if I'm wrong plz let one speak freely now.
Elaieniei~ i ain't ailin, i'm nailin,............brb!
I just saw "Cream of Rod umm no explanation required here" what were they discussing when that "came" up?
WHOOOOOOOOA
I wanna ROBf***
awwwwhhhh...and the jawporn, look for top post one one side ....robcrotch , pure win
Cream of cullen soup
RobFuck
T
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U
D
Div~that is the best one yet!
He is McCreamy!
ok. whjere the eff arew we?
Someone needs to just fuck Rob already.
Then..ya know...sharrre.
No don't that's wrong. But if you were that type of person...
girls I just have to stop this mayhem and say.......
I´m having a robgasmic time with you gals tonite
bb, Robfucking Mccreaminess
Emmes~what site r u talkin' about?
jaw porn~
Why can't I see Lynnes avatar? just askin {hugs}
Lynnes- Yes PattinPerv.
Rob just said that it's not true about him not being able to lie. He's just good at it...Ruh Roh!!!
E link plz
Crazy~we're in RobRod land w/ the PattinPervs
ok, carry on
Lynnes! who dsaid that? i'm takin names!!!
now where is the effin pencil?
Who said they want to scream? I want to scream! Can women get "blue balls"? lmao
The cream of cullen, got me. thud!
Shani~I caught that earlier. He's so NAWtee.
balsy if i could, sadly i wouldn't. cant do it to the sweet insecure DH.
I like to think that Rob is an innocent. It's probably not true, but it's a dream.
Lainnny...
http://robert-pattinson.ca/category/jaw-porn/
Pupida ~ but the teens in Sibgapore are here!! berch!!!
Elaine, not sure why you can't see my sweltering hot avatar. I think everyone can see it, right?
BERCH? WTF?
It's sexy.
I just wanna...
*grunt*
I just want to rub my face against his like a....ughghghgh cat.
Dang Elaine! Talk about "ballsy"
Emmes, ur trying to kill me. I had already saved that site, but didn't look at jaw porn. I want to cry!
Lainneyy pOo...I need to make a tshirt outta that "quote"
I think Crazy had a RobAttack
Lynnes~I'm sorry if that is bad, but at least I'm honest.
I have never looked at another man except my DH until now!
girls. can we fuck around w/o using his name, so if he is lurking he doesn't know we are talking about him???????? yeah right.
Rob- just kidding baby. we just loves you sooo much, and we don't get near ebough action apparenbtly.
I wanna suck on his jaw and play with his hands.
Emmes~it would be a best seller!
ugh.
ballsy needs to be a little more honest with herself. really. ;)
Ballsy and Lynnes, LMAO
Well, now I feel all wrong...
I think we should just call him...the candyman, IT boy , The MAN , no, no BOR ( Rob backwards)
Divine~That's something Bill Clinton would do and then say "I did not have sexual relations w/ that man RPattz"
Rob said he's not stressed this time.He is getting beat up by Dakota and other people. It's going to be extremely painful and he's put in a lot of positions. He said it's disgusting...
Famous fans: Tom Cruise loves Twilight books and Ron Howard asked for a picture at the Oscars.
Rob said he is doing music right now for a soundtrack for another movie. WOW!!!
And he doesn't want to ruin non famous people that he has talked to because it will get on the internet...
I knew I liked you Bol.
Now that is off our chest. Remember we are shy! I would probably run and hide if I saw him.
Crazy, Should we not mention his name. The site is called, "RobsessedPattinson" isn't it? lmao
B.O.R.
ballsy - have i ever told you how much i lobve you (hiccup)
i'd be a lamb in fucking headlights.
Ballsy, don't trip chocolate chip. It's not like we all haven't thought about it. Have you read the comments?
LYNNESSS...LMAO...totally saw an SNL skit with that....
Shani...thanks for the info , I have a link but the video quality is shady
Shanbi~~ i'm confused> (shut up everyne)
doesn't this take place in italy? why does he make sound like it happened alreayd?
crazy I'm jealous, drunk as biotch! xoxoxoxoxox, let me give ya a smooch and a ROBhump!
Like what if you just came up behind him and sucked his handporn fingers.
Lynnes~OMG that is hilarious! LMAO
Tell it like it is!
can´t stop laughing...bill clinton
ET is off now no more Sexy RP.
Doooo you think he'd notice?
Then I wouldn't have to look him in the face.
Shani~"...he's put in a lot of positions.." really? Which ones?
WHO said RobHumpo???????
oh God. i gets all horny when i drink........ shit.
69er
Balsy~suck away.
crazy...rumor is they are shooting some "italy" scenes in Vancity...or maybe he was just refering to the script
summer donna Crazy, bb. I'm horny too, but we gotta chillzies.
See the only time you can use "flower" to describe Rob is if you say "deflower".
I doubt that this is possible. Again, so desperately wanting to live the dream.
thx Esme!
B.O.R is talking to you gals...listen up!!!!!!
http://robert-pattinson.ca/2009/04/22/robsexytalk-library-now-downloadable/
"I´m just a tool, a big hard tool"
Lynnes- 69,71,05 and wait for it............11.LMAO
nice Emmes
Emmes~Did he say, "I'm just a tool. I'm just a hard tool?" srly? He can be my tool any time. *trystogetrobsattention*
Nice, Emmes, Nice :)
That'll give everybody masturbation material for months.
Shani~Sigh...I'm letting my mind wander now...
Shani~I think I need a stoggy
Robsturbation. Oooooohhhhhhhh
pupida! id i vere tell u how nmuch i heart u????
Emmes~fan fuckin tabulous! He gives the word drop-dead gorgeous a whole new meaning!
YEAHHHHH DS! YEAHHHHH!
I think we just had a group Robgasm
who is summer donna?
bb cakes, cum over here and I'll show you how much I heart you. {wink}
He really said that. Now, chicks what do u want to do?
Emmes~me thinks that was the same link
same Emmes.
Em- I didn't know LTR had that...
Have you been to their new Forum???
OMG, I just want to try one thing!
J.C.!!!! when he say i just vwanna try one thing............i just unicorned all over the place!!!
is it too early in Moscow? uhhh
Lynnes- THUD and DEAD
ok, now fo realz...more
http://robert-pattinson.ca/robsexytalk/
Seriously...ewwww....
Whatever happened to proper crassness...
Crazy, stay very fucking still bitch.
Shani...that´s the blog from one of the LTR regulars , JustAGirl..she´s awesome!
The Forum sounds cool..but too much work!
Jewels hi bb. Oh crap you are right, I forgot about proper CrASSness!
sorry Jewels. but we do slip up at times. why dont' you just talk here while u r here?
"Say it, out loud, say it."
Yeeeah baby.
Hey Jewels..are we no being crassy enough?
When he says "I want to try one thing and don't move" all my breath left out of my lungs...
i love how he says it Shani!
Girls, there are so many more entertaining ways to describe certain self pleasurable acts without being so blatant...
Remember Rob likes Nuts Girls, but he has a brain too! I think he prefers wit over all out porn...
I could be wrong...but I tend to hold a very high opinion of him!
He makes me want to be dominated.
I'm very sweet and innocent, with exception.
Crazy...I'll talk! I'm here.
Jewels~ i love wit. i think i'm not so bad at it. maybe we slipped up a bit here. wanna join in the fun and show us how it's done?
Jewels, it's not that bad.
I want to put baby powder on his terminal groin chafing!
Crazy~ I deleted the very bad thing I said about Rob that I wanted to do! But it was true and I still want to. lol
Jewels my Mistress/Goddess of FF anything new??? We know your working hard and we thank you for it...
don't be ashamed elaine. lol
ohh...I feel bad now +pouts+ , I wanna be worthy of the B.O.R.
Jewels! great!! i'm just tring to catch up with te site posted with Rob's voice. i heard one - he has sich a sexy voice@!!!
p.s. i had too much to drnk
It's not shameful to have a pulse.
yeah, I'm pissed.
Emmes -mwhat id B.O.R.??
i cant effi ntyoe anymore
Ooops sorry Jewels:(((
drunka-roo too
Hi, Jewels!
I think u can keep up!
I wanted to be a sex therapist when I started college muahaha.
Okay, I was going to stop by and play but now I'm just gonna go HORK.
divine aka pi! me too.
i just polishhed off a botle and a haf o n champagne. jesis god.
Hork?
Awww...now I feel bad for the small smackdown...
It's just that I'm very protective of this blog...
Goz is finally getting response from people who promote Rob's films!!
They read some of these out and out graphic comments and it could ruin all the hard work she has done!
WE all want to do terribly delicious things to Rob!!! Or vice versa.... :))
Let's just protect the integrity of the blog....Just sayin....
B.O.R.
R.O.B.
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