You guys know my motto about Rob and his "girlfriend" (if/when she exists) :
"If he is not shagging me I don't care who he shags".
Last week I said adopt the motto and you'll be happier. Well UnintendedChoice from Letters To Rob doesn't agree with me (GASP!) and has a rebuttal post. To sum it up she says:
"Rob, if you’re not with me, then you’re Poundin’ Spam"
Go and read the whole thing HERE then let me know what you think :))
P.S.: Letters to Rob is a sarcastic, fun, out there site. They are writing letters to Rob for cryin' out loud. They are smart and funny as hell. Open your humor doors and let the fun flow in :))
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37 comments:
LOL I read this and was cracking up. She got some good points and hey I'd be jealous too of a future girlfriend but hey I am realistic and in my own fantasies there are no other girfriends LOL. hehe.
Haha. I saw that earlier today over at LTR.
I think I agree with both of us. At different times. Depending on my level of jealousy/delusion at the time.
Ultimately, I think, if he found a nice girl who treats him well and appreciates him for the amazing man he is, I would be happy for him.
me=jealous
that's all
How ridiculous! I think he is sexy and sometimes imagine him doing me! But I don't get jealous of his actual partners, how sad is that?
I got my own man and he makes me feel goooood!
The lady who made that video obviously needs to get laid. Quick. And not by Rob!!
Goz, I have adopted your motto long ago and since then I sleep better.
In a perfect world us, fans, would be all like you, loving, selfish, full of dirty thoughts for the man but yet wanting him to be happy with whomever he choose.
"I want to give you my flower". LOL!!!
I couldn't have wrote it better myself. Everything she said sounds 100% normal to me.
I will be jealous of whoever gets to wake up to that face every single day OR who already is.
I will also *try* to be happy that he has found someone. I have an amazing relationship and hope everyone *gulp* including Rob can find what I have.
Obviously there are some I prefer him with over others :)
UC is not sad, far from it! She is just honest :))
sorry ladies, hes doing me.
Both of these point of view make sense... it depends how you deal with your feelings. At least, UC is very honest with herself and others, and funny as hell too!
I just hope that the boy lives a happy life (like future Gfriend choice) and that his fans can bear with it and still support him.
Like a lot of people, I wish "said future G-friend" was me sometimes, but I'm also quite realistic about the chance for it to happen (0.001%, and that's overrating it). I'm also quite aware that I've got my own version of Rob in my head, don't actually know the real person... So I'll stick to Gozde's version, but I loved UC's confession: so very honest!
Now of course I would be happy for him too..jealous first then happy lol. BUT my fantasies are my own to enjoy hehe.
awesome. i love the honesty... partly because i feel the same way
i am fully aware of my jealous nature though... and the absolute impossiblity that i'll ever be with rob
Poundin' spam.... you gotta love her!!
Gozde/UC: two sides to the same coin. THe issue is, which side comes up a winner for you? I'm with Gozde, cause envie would only bring me anxiety. And this man was put on earth to be an anxiety reliever! But seems like UC gets a lot of pleasure out of her Robesessing pain, so you go girl!
Both mottoes are valid. I'm such a conflicted person, I've actually adopted both. I'm jealous of any other girl, except for Kristen for some reason. I'm kinda obsessed with their "friendship." But it's not THAT serious, I love, admire and adore my DH. I'm very loyal. And it's not like I have a chance with Rob even if I was single. So I will admire from afar. Whatever makes him happy. That's all I'm gonna say.
...the pounding he gave me last night was so damn good, I can't even find the words to describe it. Hell..call me spam, I don't care- as long as he doesn't stop.
I seriously understand the jealousy thing though. Been there..done that.
Gozde/UC---love your honesty and candidness...both are funny and make my day knowing that I am normal and my obsession is half way normal.
With that said, I hope only the best for Rob and that he stays single for as long possible to keep all of the Robsessed fantansies more valid and real.
I would love for him to remain like George Clooney....available but unattainable.
But, at some point, Rob will and has to procreate....someone that beautiful cannot go through life without leaving some of his DNA and gene pool behind.
UC is just sick...she just cracks me up...now she is just being too greedy (DH and Rob). Naughty...naughty...girl. *SPANK*
That was hilarious. I almost feel sorry for this guy. Almost!!!
I never said I wouldn't be envious. I'll give him some credit for having taste and not just "pounding spam". LOL!
You won't hear me being catty and calling someone a skank cuz I'm jealous.
Now if they ARE a skank - that's different...
I laughed so hard I'm still crying... and my bf thinks I've finally lost it. If only he knew how badly I have indeed lost it when it comes to Rob. I'm with UC all the way!!! (But I know Gozde is the bigger woman, damn her.)
Uh...what girlfriends? There were nor will they ever be any girlfriends in Rob`s life. The voices in my head tell me so. *LMAO*
As funny as that was I do hope he finds some one to wake up to someday, everyday. I could never be jealous of whoever his right person is.
I know that after having spent the last 15 plus years of life by myself, sometimes it just gets a little old to wake up alone.
LB, I wish I could fully adopt only Goz's motto. But indeed she is a bigger person than I. I've always been the jealous, possessive and protective kind with men I've loved. It's not any different with Rob.
May, LMAO. What else do YOUR voices say? My voices are more like whispers. And I'm constantly saying "huh, speak up!" and my DH looks at me like I'm insane...which clearly, I am.
That's too funny...
but, in order to keep my sanity, what's left of it anyway, I still need to stick with your motto Goz. If I even begin down that slippery slope of jealousy over this man who will never be mine, things will NOT be good. I will just continue to admire him from afar...~sigh~
Divine, ditto!
I wish I could adopt Gozde´s motto, but I just can´t. Too possessive and curious for that. But, today, I am off of the GF speculations.
Off to check on the above pics of Rob in a t-shirt (and its holes)...
DS - Whispers, you say? Well, mine are pretty horny sounding. Saying things like touch the screen..come on...lick it...you know you want to...Although, to tell you the truth, it might be just my subconcious talking. XD
That video was really cute. Loved all the faces.
"open your humor doors" you're cracking me up gozde! thanks for featuring ltr!!
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I wonder if you took a survey asking how many people honestly have a small part of them that thinks there is a chance they will date/shag/marry Robert, what the results would be...
People would have to be honest with themselves though, and even the TEENSIEST part of them believing it could happen counts.
Ha ha, unfortunately I know deep down a little part of me lies to myself and says it could happen. Drives me insane.
anon: That will be our next poll :))
I am 100% in the pounding spam camp.
When Rob finally does hook up, I will tell you right now I will gleefully rip her to shreds. Petty? Absolutely. Normal? Yep.
To be fair, no one is good enough for the man, including me. If he were to hook up with me (scoff) I would get on the internet and make fun of myself. Gleefully.
LTR are freakin OTT..gotta luv'em!
They are hilarious & they put into words what most of us are thinking...right ladies!;P
LTR is hilarious! I'll never look as SPAM in the same way again..
I love the honesty.. It's refreshing and hurts absolutely no one..
I read the LTR post this morning and was laughing hysterically. Gozde....on good days I honor your motto. I try my best to live it every day. However, on those days where there are rampant rumors just twirling around inside and outside of my head....I cross over to the dark side and have to go with UC over on LTR. I just can't help it. :-) That man has too much control over my mind. I wonder if there are any Rob rehabs out there.
Although I would feel somewhat envious of the girl who captures Robs interest and heart.
Above all seeing & knowing he is happy makes me happy, so I know I will be cool about it.
I'm somewhere in between. I hope if he has to find someone, that, she's worthy of him. Sometimes he scares me about what he says about the women he's attracted to.
So I guess I'm protective and if he chose to date someone who didn't treat him the way he deserves. I'd contemplate hunting her down like the dog she is and....wow ok you get the idea.
I guess I am jealous to, go figure.
Here comes DH..lol.got to go.
Have a great nite ladies.
Your all the bomb!!!
You guys are hilarious. LOL.
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