Here is your load of crap magazine scans for the day.
If you buy these magazines you are helping the Volturi, true story.
If you buy these magazines you are helping the Volturi, true story.
When BAD Photoshop happens to good people :))
Gozde's note:
The confirmation of the said "cat fight" between Kristen and Nikki came from a couple of fans that spotted them at the 100 Monkeys concert last night in Vancouver. Apparently:
"Kristen and Nikki come up and dance with us. After a while they show concern for Taylor and make him come up too"
I don't know about you but this sounds to me like they had a "dance off" for Rob and they were pulling Taycob for support :)
For more on the fan encounter and pictures check out TwiCrackAddict :))
Thanks to Pattinson Life for the scans :)
P.S.: My gmail is down, no idea what the heck is going on, I'm thinking Laineyho put a curse on it.
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«Oldest ‹Older 1 – 200 of 280 Newer› Newest»how can you not talk about the effed up photoshop job on that last scan!? look at rob's face!!!! He looks like Gaston from Beauty & the Beast!
LMAO I just love the link you put up there "come here squishy, I shall call him Squishy!" Love Finding Nemo LOL
That link is so fitting to these load of CRAP magazines though! Just that the link to that clip is so worth watching EVERY.SINGLE.TIME lol
What the hell did they do to his face??
These magazines take all gossipers crap, they creat a fake source and puton the cover to sell this BS.
And also they don't know how to use photoshop!!!!
Jesus, don't use it then!!!!
Haha, poor Rob, the only thing wrong with that last one is that they flipped the image. Try it, you'll see they didn't photoshop it. It's so funny how he looks adorable with his face crooked in one direction but not the other!
What is up with the photoshop crap on Rob with the third cover???!! LOL. Poor Rob...this is definitely the sucky side to fame...
Angela~You're right. Flipping doesn't always work!
Enough with the Rob gossip drama
You'd think he was the friggin' Dalai Lama
The tabloids are wack
Please just get off his back
Pretty soon they'll have him dating Obama
How is that a "cat fight?" Am I missing something?
Hahahaha wow, it is interesting to see how they're fabricating stories. I can't believe it, they made EVERYTHING up.
Most of us have seen those pics from 100 Monkeys gig and everyone were laughing and having a great time.
This is incredible really, haha and what have they done with Robs photo...they made one of his eys smaller and his nose bigger, it looks like a potato..why are they ever photoshoping him for gods sake?!
*even
I hope the scanner got stuck and that's not actually what the magazine did to his face.
Blasphemy!
Okay...So let me get this straight. About a, I don`t know anymore, one or two or three months ago, Rob was with Nikki. Then he was with Kristen. After that, he was gay, which made him go back to Nikki again!? *feels a fucking headache coming on*
And now, finally, Nikki and Kristen got into a catfight over Rob and he turns to Kristen, who is/isn`t/who the hell know by now with MA.
Oh brother. *sighs*
Rob - the only one missing from the 100 Monkeys show.
That would royally suck if he felt like he had no choice but to stay away because of paparazzi and fan hysteria.
Being musical, i'm sure he wanted to be there...
Damn.
Angela - you're so right - they just flipped the image, but it looks all kinds of fucked up that way! Why the hell would they do that? Leave his naturally beautiful face alone!
And My God, I can't believe Rob is on the cover of ALL of the Rag Mags. Seriously, like every single one. It's ridiculous!
Isn't that so weird, lyla? He looks amazing the ~normal way, but just by flipping the image, he looks like a troll under a bridge! Poor kid.
whats sad is my grandma subscribes to this trash..its horrid.. time to find grandma something new to read
Just looked at the pics...Nikki looks like she's in her late 30s in them...
As Rob has said many times, when he's in acting mode, he stays by himself and he definitely didn't want to steal any of Jackson's thunder. Lovely guy, if you ask me.
Ha, Goz! I can totally picture Kristen and Nikki having a dance off for Rob's love, and Taycob totally egging them on. LMAO. Only in my head of course cause all of this is total fuckery and utterly ridiculous.
Next thing they'll post is that Angelina's bump is from an affair she had with Rob.
Anonymous said: How is that a "cat fight?" Am I missing something?
Gozde's reply: Yes you are obviously missing something. It's called a sense of humor :))
Chicago girl in LA - that's a positive way to look at it. I hope ur right!
Either way, these kids are having way too much fun out there - i'm jealous!
Yadda yadda yadda. These mags make me laugh.
Eonline's Teddy has been trying to sell the "Robsten" story as of late, Ms. Lainey is still pushing Nikki & Rob, and now according to these mags they are all in love. My heads gonna explode!
Have to be honest though, the ladies on Teddy's board are very entertaining and have good insight. I keep telling myself I will not get sucked in, but it's inevitable. I have to read it. :x
OMG, I just realized something. No wonder Rob doesn't like his face, that third one is what he sees in the mirror every day!
Lord!
These mags made ALL this shit just coz Michael wasn't in Kristen B-day party or near Vancouver, and Ted C think their relationship is over.
Hi Divinesally!
How are you doll? I saw you e-mail!!!
NOOOOOOOO, Angie is pregnant again??? Oh, my, they never heard of birth/control/something?... UAU, Brad!! Man, you're gooood...
Ok, now, what is a "catfight"? A stupid Brazilian here...
Hey, Chicago girl, are you still in here? ((((HI!))))
Hi, Danni! And everybody else!
Sophia!
Briga de gatinhas, de mulher por um homem.
Sorry, but i need portuguesse to explain to Sophia what is catfight.
Thanks, Danni. It would really be nice to watch a vid with this...
Danni, I am so happy today that our friend wrote back to me, that I can not even describe it. Thanks for giving me the e-mail account.
Sophia, sweetie :) There was nothing to watch if you are talking about cat fight or the dance off :) I made them up. Kristen and Nikki are supposed to be BFFs.
Sometimes I want to be famous just so I could play with the tabloids :))
Gozde, thank you. I figured that out. They are supposed to be BFFs, ok.
Tough, I would even fight with my BFF for Rob, if it was the case...
hi Sophia LOL about the Angelina comment.:o)
hey Danni, my god, talk about gossip overload. It makes me laugh to see how much BS there is out there about these people. They are young and having fun. so what?
But I have to admit sometimes thinking about the possibilities is friggin fun and entertaining.
:)) I don't know man! Best friends are hard to find :P So is Rob. I like how Perez said Nikki was mesmerized by Rob's peen, LMAO. We are ALL mesmerized by his peen :PP
I don't believe Angelina is pregnant. I think everything they print are ...wait for it....a load of crap! :)
I think I know whats going on here, I read some e online and well 1st of all Kristen and Michael broke up. He didnt even show up at her birthday and + he was going through some insecurities towards Rob. Also Robs old BMW was parked infront of Kristens apartment with Nikki and Kirstens mom there? Rob and Kristen were seen together in a cab and not only that they were seen together out during dinner (seen by fans). On Kristens birthday Kristen on purpose took Jacksons hand to fool the PR. And then all of a sudden summit calls Kristen and Rob for an emergency meeting. I think summit is trying to hid Rob and Kristens relationship by creating Rob and Nikki speculations.
I actually laughed out loud at the third magazine's headline. Rob "turns to Kristen, the girl he can't have." So melodramatic.
First of all, I'm not sure a girl exists that he can't have. Second of all, well what's the point...if you actually believe this crap then make sure and keep yourself up to date, I'm sure the story will change in a few days. So hard to keep track of these things...
hahahahahahaha mesmerized hahahahah peen hahahahahahahahahahah yeah that killed me...dead. Aren't we all hahahahahahah...damn Goz.
I am mesmerized about his EVERYTHING. Way too much.
I just came back from the grocery store and saw three mags with Rob´s face on the cover. They just put a pic of Rob on the cover, repeat the same BS, nothing new, only to sell mags.
I heard this story is all over Perez Hilton too!
Entertaining is right! I like to think of it as fanfic. :D
The peen. lol All hail the peen!
:x
Anon: IF Rob and Kristen were to get together Summit would throw a block party and run to tell every TV station/tabloid that would listen. Edward and Bella together is their wet dream. I'm sure they wake up every morning and pray for them to become a couple.
Gozde, "best friends are hard to find"... I agree! But, how hard is it to find a ROB to fight for???
M, lol
***bows down to the ROBpeen***
Divine, careful when "bowing down" to Rob´s anything...
what? =/
Gozde!
Agreed, almost speechless.
If is true Kristen broke up with BF, that doesn't mean she and Rob are together.
Gozde- I think summit is afraid that if they broke up between filming or something it would cause a huge loss, and theres something fishy going on right now, probly risten and rob are together right now
Let me get this straight: You are saying that Summit is afraid it would be bad if Kristen and Rob broke up in the future and their solution tothis is throwing off media by directing them to a Nikki/Rob hook up? How does this make any SENSE to you? It's like trying to avoid cancer by giving your neighbor a vedgie!
that's one hell of a metaphor Goz. lol
Then where did Lainey come from with all the Nikki and Rob crap?
Gozde - I love you "helping the Volturi" ha ha ha
and I agree, Summit would Love love love to make K & R public. K & R might not like that though.
Why am I speculating about this garbage.
Let's get back to peen!!!
Anon: I think Lainey has a BIG source: her ass :))
Divine: I know, I was proud of myself :PP
Gozde - I have to tell you though, this is my least favorite banner since I started on here. For some reason he reminds me of an early sixties Mick Jagger without the rubber lips.
I just don't know...
Gozde!
I can't understand the conspiracy theory too.
And about Nikki gossip, Nikki is Lainey source. I truly believe this, thats way you can't see Rob and Nikki together like last year.
Off to change the banner :))
ANGELA
RE: OMG, I just realized something. No wonder Rob doesn't like his face, that third one is what he sees in the mirror every day!
You are so right! He has to see that flipped image, and it's NOT pretty! No wonder he doesn't understand his hotness.
I'm going to try this with my own picture...
Tina, I totally see that. He is very reminiscent of Jagger. In a photo it looks like he was dancing, maybe they had Stones playing at the shoot. lol. He still looks damn fine, those suspenders and polka dot shirt slay me.
I wish I could earn a living talking outta my arse.
I did like the old banner but I am changing it :)
Div - Isn't it incredible what people get paid to do?
Well Rob and Nikki are only friends and Lainey is just making all this bullshit up just to piss twilight or something (i really dont know what her real deal is) But there is something fishy going on in Vancuvour right now between Rob and Kristen
all these things link to one thing
Gozde !!!!! Thank you, thank you, thank you.......
You are the best!!!
Best banner EVER!!!
mooouaaahhh
xox
beanie....that is some crazy ass logic you have there...and funny as hell. I bet everyone is going to try that with their own picture! LMAO
I prefer the old banner. But, all Rob banners are good banners! :D
Oooooh I love the new banner Goz.
Tina, amazingly so. Hot job: Rob's New Moon on set stylist/makeup artist/groomer
I love this banner, it's very ehtereal, he looks angelic 0:)
:)) What old banner? You bitches are demanding today! lol
oops....ethereal
they wouldn't even have to pay me. I'd volunteer!
i liked the old banner too. But all the banners are hot. ;)
Gozde, you need a pay raise for all the crap you put up with!
I love that word. surreal is a good one too.
ah, DS, the new Dali avatar...nice :)
Yes, I need a pay raise from the zero money I am making right now :))
Goz - there must be 2 tinas here I'm the demanding bitch who didn't like the old one and I bow to you
You are a Goddess
I still think Rob should hook up with you.
My only requirement on the banner is Rob, Rob, Rob.
The one that was here few hours ago. :D uhm, I have two google accounts and I`m sorry for posting under Tina instead of Martina
Oh okay, you are the Tina that I love the most :)) "My Gozde and Rob are soulmates" campaign manager :)
Me likey new banner
Good thing PE arrived in mail today - only one question -
where do the batteries go?
omg- i am a total freakin igmo.. i had no idea Jackson was in a band... nor that it was this 100 monkeys.... i was looking at the pix and i was like, dayuum that dude is cute... and it was him!! haha duh. See, my focus is only on rob... haha
Third cover is just killing me. Don't these people have eyes? Also why would you need to photoshop a picture of one of the most beautiful guys in the world?
Tina, that's one sex tape I'd like to see. teehee *blushes*
Goz is that crossing the line, bb? You know I say it with the deepest most profound admiration.
lol batteries...
Oh no!! you got the wrong version!!
AND why- why why- what is the point of this stupid photoshopping... if he needed fixed- fine- but he doesn't and whatever they did is so horrid looking. Who was the igmo who approved of this cover going out to the public?
LMAO@ the batteries :))
never has somoene NOT needed photoshopping as much as our beautiful Rob
Wait Wait Wait…. I think I got this!!
The pairs on the New Moon set are
Rob/Kristen… no no… Rob/Nikki… no no… Kristen/Jackson… Nikki/Taylor…
Wait... I got it!!
Rob/Kellan… Kristen/Nikki… Taylot/Jackson…
Ouch!!
Forgot that it is actually Jackson/Ashley…
Uhh Ohhh…
Ok… You know What??.. They are all together!!! It is a big biiiiiggg family affair!!
Hahahaaa
thanks Yvonne, I am keeping true to my "Dali-a-day" avatar promo for lil ashes. lol
Yup the batteries slayed me too.
I like Letters' idea of Nikki and Kristen being lesbians :)
DS, I checked out that link u posted last night, and I can't believe how well Rob pulled off the Dali "look"...it's unbelievable , Dali even looks like he had Sanpaku eyes as well...
Tina - Just try stripping him down to see if there are any little compartments hidden in his nooks and crannies. I'm sure it said something about being battery operated...
I am sure she already stripped him down Emily. See she disappeared after posting...
GOZDE~"Lainey's source is her ass"...ROFLMAO!!!!! You've got that right!
I noticed that too, Goz. Probably couldn't get him out of the package fast enough.
well, as I said: Two weeks ago I started posting under name "tina" using old google account, but as soon as I`ve realized that there is another Tina, I made a new account and a new name. Today I posted a comment not noticing I was using my old name. I can`t delete the comment and I`m sorry if I hurt someones feelings.
Both banners are good, but I slightly prefer older one.
Ok , I'm back..He does not undress
WTF
ok- i just read the photo was flipped...
hey btw Gozde- where are you located? Did you yesterday or so that it was 3 in the morning where you were- and it was only 8 where i was... just curious ;)
Tina...LOL, I tried to undress mine,too!
Martina - No harm done, I just didn't want Goz to think I was crazy ...er...crazier
(actually we already have a Crazy in here already, don't we?)
I HATE WORK! It stresses me out...and by stresses me out I mean: gets in the way of my robsessed time ;(
Lesamara~Gozde is in exotic, historic, wonderful Istanbul, Turkey.
Hi em,take deep breaths, and use visualization...
Martina, you didn't hurt anybody's feelings babe :) I was just confused since Tina asked me to change the banner then after I changed I saw Tina said I liked the old one better :)
I'm in Istanbul! :) and am going to bed. Stop trying to molest your PE, he doesn't get undressed unless you make him HOT :))
Nite nite people!
hey guys, does any of you have this page as a home page? :P
I`m just wondering. :D
Hey Goz - that's where my grandparents were born, but they were Greek
Oh well, if it makes you feel better Tina, I doubt he was anatomically accurate anyway.
Yvonne which link?
I agree his interpretation is uncanny.
Try sweet talking him, he might start stripping :)
nite Goz, sleep tight..
I'll try to make him hot. Lighter anyone??
DS...did u post the link to the Dali page? I dunno, it's possible that I'm losing my mind....anyway, it's a cool site :)
Yeah, he does an amazing job, he really did his homework for that role.
I am beginning to think that if I were to get paid for the time I spend staring at pictures of Robert Pattinson, I'd get paid a lot more than I get for my real job.
Emily - It would be nice to see if that hand size thing was true.
Robert has the loveliest LONG fingers
tee hee
Nite Gozde
Hey Licky (ROTFL)!
Well...just in time to wish Goz nice robdreams!!
Did u just call me Licky? You r nuts :))))
Aren't you Licky??
Martina if I could, believe that I would. But if DH opens up my firefox, by some freak accident and sees this site...phewww just thinking about it is giving me a mile panic attack.
Night night Gozde! sweet dreams, bb.
I'm not so sure fire and PE are a good combination. Unless he smokes little tiny cigarettes. Wait, I guess that would be PR instead. I'm saving my money until they come out with that version.
new motto: what happens in robsessed , stays in robsessed ...lol
Yup, that would be me...Licky Girl :) LMAO
I have to say: I'm starting to feel really badly for all 3 of them. Granted, this is the profession they chose and the scrutiny comes with the territory - but the amount of scrutiny they are receiving is so unwarranted. With the amount of attention, you'd think that they got busted selling crack to orphans or something.
All I have to say is if I had media and tons of people watching MY every move in my early 20's...the headlines would be A LOT more juicy :)
DS - Isn't DH just happy that you come to bed all hot and bothered after visiting "The Rob Zone"?
oooohhh, yes, that would be BAD, if the DH saw this .....bad,bad,bad..,
Oh Yvonne, that's right. Completely forgot I gave you that. I was really sleepy I guess.
But yeah, it's sic how many Dali works there are.
oohh ohhh, I'm gonna start a piggy bank for that one Emily...."your very own Robert Thomas Pattinson"!
Emily - maybe he can be heated up with friction, I'll just have to keep rubbing him and see what happens.
My DH would just have me commited...end of story.
anon, so true, they really haven't DONE anything...just stupid bs mags and gossip. I hope they all ignore it :)
my DH says "it's like dealing with a teenager...." hmph.
btw this site and FF. I'm hot and bothered every night. He has no reason to complain. He knows I read lemony fresh smut. But he has no idea...
Mine has no idea of the extent of the obsession. 14year old is catching on though and is kind of weirded out
Goz!
You crack me up with these craptastic scans lol! These gossip-mongrels have nothing better to do, and yeah its going around that Nikki is in cahoots with the paps up there..
Catfights last night?? LMAO Rob wasn't even there! These people say anything to make a buck!
yeah,dd thinks I'm a little strange, too...but she laughs at it. She has her own little obsessions (rock stars, etc.). I wonder where she gets her obsessive nature....?
back to the grind my lovelies...catch ya later!!!
'bye em...
c u later ;)
I just want to know who these "sources" close to the set are. Probably some random craft services guy making stuff up...if their really even is a source.
well, gotta go be a grown up and cook dinner :(
bye girls!
bye!
I'm out too. I'll pass by later.
Official Casting news from Summit... look!!
SUMMIT ENTERTAINMENT STARTS PRODUCTION ON THE TWILIGHT SAGA: NEW MOON
Los Angeles, CA April 15, 2009 – Principal photography has begun on Summit Entertainment’s THE TWILIGHT SAGA: NEW MOON, it was announced today by Erik Feig, Summit’s President of Production…NEW MOON is filming on locations in Vancouver, BC and Tuscany, Italy.
The Volturi include:
Charlie Bewley as Demetri,
Jamie Campbell Bower as Caius,
Daniel Cudmore as Felix,
Christopher Heyerdahl as Marcus,
Dakota Fanning plays Jane
Cameron Bright is Alec
Noot Seer plays Heidi
Michael Sheen plays Aro
This is great casting!!
See you later girls, need to drive dd.
Lolz with the banner demands ladies. Poor Gozde, she definitely needs a stiff martini for what we put her through! Puahaha. Ewww...last cover of Rob on Life and Style is horrible!
Ooh...how are all my ladies today? It's my day off so I'll have time for another banner creation. After I feed and put the kids down for a nap, that is.
never have i seen such a creepy pic of rob as the last cover... poor guy no wonder he never wants his pic taken...it can be twisted into that madness...he's too pretty to put up with that bullshit
and i loooove the new banner eternal!
ROFLMAO, GOZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I almost pissed my pants laughing at the "dance off" description!!!
Isn't it unbelievable how they can mess up perfection?
you guys.. please help me
what the hell is going on??
Catfight? :O
Just more L&S crap about nikki and kris fighting over Rob
How would it be a "wet dream" for Summit to have them together? They would actually loose money. Most of the girls who saw the movie, saw it like 5 times because they think they have a chance with Rob. Admit it, part of his appeal is that he is single because some maniacle fans think they have a chance with him.
And even if its a "wet dream" for Summit, it would be a death sentance to the actors. just imagine the death threats and career suicide the girl would get and god forbid someone actually offing her.
If i was them i would lie and not say anything, especially if i was the cash cow, id make sure the movie studio didnt say anything either.
that makes sense.
LOL. A dance off. LOL.
Ppl, you`re making me go all schizo. XD
Undressing? What? Who? Where? And the post important question...Is Rob involved? *LMAO*
May - only my PE
CRAP! CRAP! CRAP! CRAP! CRAP!
Oh and did I happen to mention that all that stuff is CRAP?
Just in case you didn't understand me the first time:
CRAP! CRAP! CRAP! CRAP! CRAP!
Just sayin....
Sorry, but, what is "PE"?
Goz- You crack me up...laineyho put a curse on your gmail...LMAO
THE DANCE OFF...
But for real, I remember back in the day when Britney and Justin were together and they had a "dance off" in some club.LOL
This is some silly shit...
Anon@3:13- Your grandma??? ROTFLMAO...that some messed up shit...I'm crying...
Emily- Rob said all of 2007 he couldn't get anyone. For real...
Goz- You are so right about Summit. I've said it before... Rob said they kept asking him if they were together. They both said no and Summit just kept saying "no comment" to the press trying to keep speculation going as if there might be something going on.
Anon@6:08- A PE is a Pocket Edward.
LettersToRob.com have these adventures of people taking the doll on vacations,travel for work, out to dinner, and so on. If you go to their site now you can read one that Moon and UC did. It's all extremely funny. Plus all their letters are too. You will bust a gut...
Honestly, I'd get into a cat fight over than fine specimen of man. Rob is so damn yummy!
Hello Gorgeous Ladies of Robdom....
So I see it's same shite different day for the rags....
Good thing these pieces of crap will line cat litter trays tomorrow.....
Mad Shite!
Down with gossip rags who flip Rob (and NOT IN A GOOD WAY!)
hello everyone -
how do these mags get away with dishing lies... even the obama dog isn't right LOL
and ted C. has speculation of rob & kristen trying to get together and phasing out michael out of her life. BLAH, BLAH, BLAh
makes me laugh because she seems like the type of person that if she really wanted to date someone she doesn't seem to care what people think, especially with all of her comments, just my opinion
I have difficulty taking anyone serious who is that bad at photoshop!!!
are they kidding? it doesn't even look like him anymore...and the whole story sounds like crap to me.
Anon - seriously, how can ANYBODY make this man look bad??
The nikki/kristen fight rumors are totally true. My friend's sister's boyfriend's cousin's girlfriend saw them having an argument at 31 flavors last night.
Are we doing this again?! If Rob and KS were together they sure as hell would love for them to come out with it... there is nothing strange going on in Vancouver people... nothing. It's too bad tho, that I think WE can't let these stories go...
***Anon" REALLY??!!! Friend's sister's boyfriend's cousin's girlfriend**
WOW... u know what my third cuzin's step mother's step uncles' wife's brother's best friend's aunt neighbor also saw it go down...lol im being totally sarcastic.
i could care less about all the rediculous rumors...even if they were true (which i highly doubt) does it really matter? that man can do no wrong in my eyes...God would not create such a magnificent human being just to let him run amuck, behaving like a lunatic! unless he's in the bedroom, in which case he can be as crazy as his little heart desires =P
LLLLLLLLLLMAO a dance off? what a dis to jackson. can't they just be enjoying the music and dancing to it? lol. omg. i was at backstage last night and trust me...no dance off. lots of dancING though ;)
Hey guys... I think Summit may have had a production meeting to let Rob and Kristen know that they had hired Michael Sheen to be Aro. The news came out the next day. Maybe, huh?
anon ~ hmmm possibly
Anon, also to explain/defend Michael's higher pay agreement. ?
Hey girls! I tried to stay away from Robdom territory, but can't.
Hate I missed Goz.
Need my Rob fix before the AI kick off!
Agree w/ Suz, OMG Rob doesn't need tampered with~why don't they stop messing w/ perfection!
No, I WASN'T here today...been out all day, and just catching up in comments...You guys crack me up!!
LOL! Tina~ "where to put the batteries...." LOL!!
Emily~ "nooks and crannies" LOL!
Yvonne~ where;s the "licky girl"?? missing it :(
Well Gozde, there´s another bad work of Photoshop, on the third magazine, right?
Aaanyway.
Catfight?? I guess somebody need tons of imagination, all that sounds so stupid.
hey Elanie! just got here....
elanie ~ i agree...btw, why did they not just use an existing photo of him....? were there not enough to choose from? lol
I ordered PE last night on eBay. I just got the battery comment. lmao
Go ahead and laugh! I have to hide him from DH. How?
"I´m coming up so you better get this party started...(shaking ma booté)"
Crazy, hope u had a good day!
Can't resist the magnetic force of this site, not to mention the electricity of Rob.
I have hid the PE since I got him! I don't know where to put him.....well.....um....no, I can't back that up. ;)
during the day i think of when i can get here. it's ridiculous. I was soo busy today, and who do you think i thought about all day?
Rob was like my shadow!
Hi Emmes! (raises hands to the roof)
Ted has a source saying Rob and Kristen are almost an item.
Seriusly, everybody has a source when the topic is Rob. Sources are not the same as pics.
Pics are a real thing, sources are pretty much "ghosts".
CRA-Z!! That´s why I have my Robporn on my ipod...it goes wherever I go. I was just staring at some of the rObSCARS pics while da little one got ready for bed.
Emmes~ i don't have an ipod ( yeah i know :( ) but I have photographic memory. and a pornographic one too, methinks.
Danni ~ ted and Lainey are fargin aceholes! hee hee
Craz, I know where to put him, but not where to hide him. lol I'm feeling exceptionally naughty tonight. Been reading "Fantasy Lover" and dreaming about Rob.
My house suffers!
Ellayiniey!! Lol! I wanna "keep" him in my purse, so I can cop a feel every time i reach for my keys or wallet. ;)
Mu house had looked like shit since November...who cares??? (says like Fred Armisen doin that lady from the view)
Mu?
Crazy, i know doll, but this time he seemed so serious, without the tips and stuff. Is almost believeble!!!
How was your day (almost 10pm here)?
Is Fantasy Lover a FF?
Danni~ step away from the crap! (winks)
My day was ridiculous. Moved the mother. ugh.
you?
Craze you mean Robnographic memory!
(...Elaine are you growing one of those too)
To all those Anons making up silly rumors about Rob and Kristen...would you enjoy having others tell lies about you? If not...please stop and go clean your room!
Hello Crazy!
If anyone is interested in Bobby Long (co-wrote "Never Think"/one of Rob's best friends)...someone filmed his New York performance two nights ago.
So, may I direct you to youtube to a new song: "Bobby Long-Two Years @ Lakeside Lounge" You get a great notion of his personality and talent in this vid.
DH & I see him tomorrow night here in LA at the HotelCafe. VERY EXCITED!!!!
Emmes~ you're right. All my P****graphic (in case it's too early) thoughts are of him, let's face it. What is Elyainiynie growing???
Hey Chicago! I'll have to check that out. You and the dh get to see alot of stuff. way cool!
http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/b118866_would_robsten_help_hurt_new_moon.html
so if the rumors are true and rob and kristen are seeing each other and trying to come out as a couple, is it their management or summit that is preventing them from doing so? someone on an earlier message board said something about their being a 'no dating' clause in their contracts. would the studio fine them if they started to go out publicly then? if summit is only worried about the success of these movies, don't they realize that real-life relationship between their leads will only increase the popularity, not detract from it? practically everyone wants these two together at this point, and those tweeny rob fangirls who don't would accept it if they thought it made him happy. i honestly don't understand the logic of trying to keep them apart or making them hide something between them...if that is truly what's going on.
Oregano, is that you? Seriously, who is that on the cover of Life & Style?
Crazy!
I guess move away from the crap seems a damn good idea.
Move mom to where?
I work in a publisher, and i'm a PR college student. So my day is always very busy.
I like to be a busy girl!!!
elaine is growing a robnographic memory...jeez...what else did u thibk she was growing...lol
OMG U gals are killin' me. Yes, I'm growing one. Since I passed Rob101!
Craz~ no, not FF. A NY best seller series by Sherrilon Kenyon.
The guy is a sex slave(Rob) and has lived for 2000 years. The only thing that has captured my interest since the Twilight books.(read 3 times each.) I know pathetic!
Hi Danni!
Sounds like you love your job - that's great!
Did you Robsess today, or just read gossip?????? hmmm?? (winks)
ohhh slave!! O.O
hey...I won´t believe that robsten or robkki crap until I actually see them on the street holding hands....that he´s screwing around...sure, who wouldn´t be.
But I think Kstew really is into the Oregano ( and I mean Michael not the code name for weed...hehe)
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