This is all kinds of wrong and yet I can't stop staring! My eyes! MY EYES!
Now go and look at the GQ pictures to cleanse your mind :))
Tracy, I don't know if I should thank you or hate you for sending me this picture, lol :) Thanks :)
Strike of the Ultimate Zygote
Now go and look at the GQ pictures to cleanse your mind :))
Tracy, I don't know if I should thank you or hate you for sending me this picture, lol :) Thanks :)
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«Oldest ‹Older 201 – 339 of 339 Newer› Newest»Ellie was it Peach Snapple??
I love you back, Kat...just letting you know.
Fucking MUAHHHHHH, Rose!
Mel--it's one word?? I feel like such a dumbass! LOL
You guys are too cute...seriously.
Oh, and I love you the most, Rose!
Just sayin'....haha
I'm skipping....
Alas, it was not, Mel.
Raspberry.
Apparently Laura. Weird. I always thought Anakin told me everything too. What an ass.
Kat, I still drool when I look at your avatar, btw...
And Mel, your avatar is fucking KILLING me! GAH!
Aw, Laura, getting jealous here
(no offense, Rose. Oh, and I love you more.)
It was quiet for a bit after my last text...just got one from him that said "I need to take a shower"
ROTFLMFAO!!!! He never learns that I am the master...!!!
Laura your avatar is pretty damn hot too!!
I love Rose the most.... I FUCKING said it first...
Laura... yes, I constantly drool at my avatar, and Mels... oh shit, I drool at them all.
I think it's time I get a new avatar. We're used to the new hair, now.
The RKs are the fucking best.
Notice how quiet its become?
Heh.
Ellie, well I always thought Raspberry was the best flavor. Peach is just...meh for me...Just sayin'....
Rose! I was just going to say that! lol
LOL, Ellie! I was just trying to start a tug of war over Rose! haha
Peach is just peachy... like his buns....
Hey...here is something completely OT (but so incredibly shameless)...
I was trying to do a mobile search on my phone today looking for Jewels64 cuz I don't have my link to my profile on FanFiction saved...
Anyway...my name did come up in the search...it just directed you to this blog!!!!!
Several entries to this blog with quotes from me right there on the search page...I about shit....
Say away, Mel, say away. I agree. Raspberry kicks peach's ass.
Tenneil...where is the pic in your avatar from?
Does anyone else hear crickets?
Kat, did you feel said buns? Cos that would be GREAT if you did..LOL
WTF?? Jules, that's really weird!!
Kat, I just read my peach comment after yours. Looks like I'm kicking rob's ass.
I would NEVER do that. Just fondle it.
*chirp chirp*
Jules, thats a little scary too...
Hey, whatever happened to my trip to the naughty room? Am I gonna get spanked for missing it the other night? (Please say yes.)
And
OHAI BIZITCHES!!!!
Rose
I have learned that is it photo shopped...bummer huh??? I found it obsessing the other day... *hangs head in shame*
That's kinda freaky, Jules...but kinda cool that you are connected to Robsessed!
i seriously find this funny.
sorry.
lmao!...
now i need the sexy pics from the gq magazine.
McV, you missed it?
Thanks tenneil...I thought it looked...Odd.
Yes, I said buns....
Well..now I'm getting all hungry.
Shit.
Rose ~~ its makes me laugh...well kindof ...because it sooo not him...more like romance novel!!LOL
Ellie get McV to the naughty room pronto!!!
Rob's getting ancy and I think he needs some of her Boytown experience!
Buns and Snapple? Lets EAT! LOL
McV, I just spoke with Rob.He's wondered what the hell happened to you. He waited a while and then went home to TomStu and cried his eyes out.
But all is forgiven and he's waiting with the silk scarves, megaphone, and carrots (he's hoping to share a snack with you, after microwaving)...
He's still here with me. He's LAYING LOW until the zygote pic madness dies down...
Rose~~~
Just in case
{{{HUGS}}}
LOL
Ill bring the carrots!!
Oh, and he said sure to the spanking. He grinned his crooked grin and bit his lower lip. And then he...
... and no, that doesn't mean that I really believe he's here with me before anyone asks....
"Oh what a lovely white coat you have on, what, you're here to take me away, why, what.... who are you and who's your friends, why does he have a matching white coat... help me... girls, help......."
and you thought HE was pale! look at that chick!!!!!!
this picture is all kinds of wrong...shudder.
at least he grew up to be much much hotter than that girly boy in the photo!
LOVE HIM, BUT ICK!!!!
Rose,
You Know....
Seriously...
I gotta say it...
I fucking love you....
hahahaha Melissa...Thanks!
...groaned your name OUT LOUD. Oh, and I heard his breath hitch, also.
Afterwards...
oh my god!! It is just wrong.
he looks 12..
what kind of pics are these...Fashion..
child fashion very disturbing.
I think Robert would like to forget about this modeling gig.
Jules.
I.
Fucking.
Love.
You.
More.
LMAO, Kat! I know, you have to be careful what you say around here!
There should be a disclaimer on this blog saying, "Everything the Robkats say is laced with smartass, sarcastic undertones."
...he asked if McV would mind getting dressed in a French maid's outfit and...
..."fluff him". I said she had no qualms about it and then he asked if she ever...
I'm so laughing at the...stuff...that I'm reading...somewhere else.
Fucking hilarious shit.
Muuuaahhh Rose!
Kat...just go with the men quietly...they give you really good drugs...palm them...I'll spring ya and then you can share the goodies with the girls and we'll all hallucinate more images of Rob like this picture...
BWAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!
...thought about bringing ALL the Robkats in with her to help him with...
Jules... go with them? Really....?
They're trying to put this funny jacket thing on me, but I'm gonna fight it... if I fight I might get more drugs!
Just don't believe them that when they put those little white pads on the sides of your head and put a rubber wedge in your mouth that you are getting a perm.....
I really want to give Goz a huge hug and a kiss...not only for this brilliant blog...
But for coming up with the idea of the whole...g thingy...
You know?
Fucking brilliant.
I love her.
Kat do you think it will be your own personal brand of heroin??
...getting into character for his stint in a movie about a Dom and his subS. I told him that he'd have to ask you directly, but that I didn't think you'd mind doing the research with him. And then he asked...
Did anyone else get the Twilight Directors Notebook today?
Disclaimer:
My last comment was meant as a joke. Its a line from this book called Twilight...maybe you have heard of it?
Rose, I got an email a couple days ago saying mine was being shipped. I have yet to check my mail today...Shit, my dh has the key!! NO!!!!
Okay, done with my story.
Now, what are we all talking about, here?
What is this "Twilight" you speak of, Melissa?
Damn, I forgot to order it!
I meant to pick it up, but I had to take Josh to the dentist.
How did it go, Jules?
It is a really good book, Sabrina. You should totally pick it up next time you are at the book store.
LOL
I got mine today...from Amazon.
Pretty interesting.
Even if she did fuck up the movie.
Okay, maybe I'll look into it next time I'm at the bookstore Melissa. I'm rather interested in the time right after sunset so maybe it will be enlightening. LOL
They told me I'd be in a room with padding... I asked if Rob would be there, they nodded politely and said yes if that's what I thought in my mind (not sure what they mean). I think my luck is up. This funny jacket is hard to type in though...
LMAO, Sabrina!!
Rose~I ordered mine from Amazon as well...I hope mine is in the mail!
Hope so, too, Melissa!
Josh pissed and moaned about waiting...and wanted to leave. I think he was faking a lot of it though...
Little hypochondriac...gets it from his mother....
Here I am, official Boytown Docent reporting for duty. Who'd like a tour of Rob's junk?
The book is on sale at Target right now for 12.99
Oh. My. God.
He's giving 12 year-old sexy face but he's dressed like an old man with dementia who forgot to put on all of his clothes!
Did his mom hand him a juice box and a cigarette during breaks on that shoot? Wrong. Just wrong.
** Waves frantically ***
OOOO! OOOO! Pick me McV! Pick me!
$12.99 for a book about sunset?! I don't know if I can bring myself to pay that much, I am a poor college student you know. LOL
A juice box and a cigarette? LMAO!
memememememememe...MEEEEEEEEEEEE!
I am so UP for that!
Pick me too!! LOL
Ouch! Who dressed him??? I'm embarrased for Rob...I wonder what he'd say now about these pics??? I can't even imagine. This is not the "Rob in boxers" picture I've hoped for... LOL
Wrong. in. so. many. ways.
Can he pose like this now at 22... minus the scarf and socks and shoes... ah hell just take it all off... come on ur old enough now.
Oh god!! I go to make dinner and come back to this!!!
My first hope was.....
let this be a photoshop
let this be a photoshop
Damm I don't think it is
Ugh My mind feels unclean somehow...Hairy armpit Zygote Rob was somehow not as bad
You know if his friends/castmates get ahold of this they are going to tease him relentlessly :)
Do I hear crickets chirping again???
Haha Rae, not the Rob in boxers ANYONE was looking for!
Hi ya'll :)
I just can't BELIEVE you going on and on about this pic. You're all SO FUNNY! Here you are obsessing over this x-rated fan fiction and you won't give yourself permission to enjoy the object of your devotion at 16 - 17 years old. Yeah, don't forget he's a "late bloomer" ... so I give you all permission to admit your naughty side. Come on, this is probably a British "art" shot and works for what it was intended to be. If I were Rob I wouldn't be ashamed of it. Swimwear ~ yeah, I can buy that.
Wouldn't it be something if Rob is blogging on this site as "Anon" every now and then. Too funny ;)
Ladies...I gotta go... It's late, I've had maybe 9 hours sleep in the last 3 days...
Fuck...I'm tired.
Olive Juice my babes! MUUUAAHHHH!
Jules
Hi Ellie. Howyoudoin?
Night Jules... love ya. Sweet Robward filled dreams...
I'm signing out too... Olive Juice ladies... see you in the G.
Kat xoxox
Good night, Jules...I enjoyed our talk today, as always, babe!
Olive juice!
Nite nite, Kat! Olive juice, sweets! xoxo
Hi, TS!
Oh but Smitten he looks 14 just much too young
Sorry, I spaced out. I think I'm going to sign off for the night, too. Goodnight loves! xoxoxo
Thank God he grew up!
Me too, Sabrina! I never get enough sleep!
Olive juice, love. And to everyone else, too!
See you in our happy place! xoxo
Hi Lisa,
I read that same interview with the photographer that someone mentioned earlier and I remember he was 16 or 17 when this was made. I know he looks very young. I'm not disputing that. But he wasn't as young as he looks. Definitely not my favorite shot of him! I'm glad he morphed into an amazing man :)
Hi everyone....I'm new here and I just love what I'm reading. I agree poor Rob, it's so wrong on so many levels. But at least he has the makings of his trade mark hair even back then. His mother should had been arrested for child abuse, he looks so uncomfortable. Maybe this is why he is kinda shy today. Which makes him all the more attractive....
Gotta go, too, ya'll ... thanks for the fun ;)
Okay... I left and came back and it's STILL HERE.
Somebody please make it go away.
.
Marilyn
In one of the quotes from the GQ article, Rob says that all he wants from anything is not to be embarrassed...
Welcome to your worst nightmare, Rob!
Smitten- yeah I read that too.
It was on the twilight DVD commentary he made some comment about "looking 12 years old....I thought I got away from those days"
Thank goodness he did.:)
Good grief,was that child porn or what? It's as if those fashion photographers were pedophiles of some sort(this is an exaggeration obviously,but you get the drift right?)It is just sick and wrong:P And my goodness,he looked like a pretty boy back then.Sort of.At least he's grown into the dashing,suaveman he is now :) Yup,if Rob ever finds this pic over here,he'd probably suffer from a massive heart attack.After all,he does check out stuff about himself online,right?Funny how people could track down evidences of your past,especially if you're a celeb.*shudders* Can't get that image out of my mind.
I feel a bit like a pervert looking at this. so so wrong.
nooooo! fuck thats awful LOL!!! NO no no...remove hahahahaha
ugh..isn't that child porn?????
Goz, You kill me... "My eyes! MY EYES!"...
That photo is all kinds of wrong LMAO!
Evening Ladies! I took a break to drop by a Hello to you all! cos I Fucking Love You! xoxoxo
Hi Brooke :)
MY Eyes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!He is blushing so HARRD. I Am Died for him... make it go away and never come back.Rahahah wrong.
Oh my jeebus. I didn't know whether to laugh or cry when I saw this picture... I think a snort/laugh/strangled sob might have escaped when I first saw it.
Rob, thank you for turning into the charming, gorgeous man that we know and love today.
WTF?? How old was he there? Didn't he have parents? That is so wrong. What the devil is he doing in his undewear and a scarf? Ugggh. That is so gonna be on Perez tomorrow. Dammit.
Okay now I feel bad for being the one who started the whole child porno comment. Sorry Rob :(
We all still adore you and thank God that you grew up to be the smokin(wow literally) hot, yummy piece of ... that you are today.
Oh and yes we do love your mind too... LOL *Air Smooches*
Okay now I feel bad for being the one who started the whole child porno comment. Sorry Rob :(
We all still adore you and thank God that you grew up to be the smokin(wow literally) hot, yummy piece of ... that you are today.
Oh and yes we do love your mind too... LOL *Air Smooches*
Nah Shani,you were not entirely responsible for causing everyone to think the same way.The "Child Porn" phrase was the first one to pop into my mind as well,when I initially saw that photo.So,the both of us cannot totally blame ourselves for having the same opinion because it's sort of true.
Really,the pic is just obscene in a way!
OMG! Hahahahahahah
Oh dear....I don't know where to start.
I can't stop staring at that pic, and I don't want to look. It's just so ridicuolus...how old was he 13, 14..oh man hahaha.
It's incredible, new pics from that photoshoot seem just to show up suddenly, and they hit you when you least expect it..oh I hope there aren't any more new ones even though I almost fell of my chair laughing at this one xD
lol this is funny yet so wrong,what was his mother thinking when she when she allowed it? I'd never forgive my mother if she made me do something like that when I was a teenager. umm oh well,seen so many embarassing photos of celebs,this is just another addition to the list.
Oh my heart and stars. Poor Rob! Can you imagine having this skeleton in your closet?
hahahahahahahah!!!
Poor baby. I blame the photographer. Who in their right mind thought that was ... ok?
OMG!
who ever did that photoshoot!!!!!!
it's disturbing and awfully funny
I'm cured, I'm no longer robsessed!!!
Just kidding, I wish it was that easy to stop robsessing.
I still love you Rob!! I'm afraid nothing could change that, even fucked up pics of you in your youth.
:D:DDDD I just CANT stop laughing!!!
aww, I still love you Rob.
Come on, ya'll! There's nothing wrong with this photoshoot if you put it in the correct context. Most of us are probably in the US and we arrogantly tend to think the entire world is American. The Brits have always been much more advant garde than us. I can just imagine that this was probably intended for a "Seventeen-type" mag 5 years ago, his Mom secured a nice opportunity for him to make some cash (not too easy for a teen), and gave him an additional reference for his portfolio as a future model. How was he to know he would become the world's most desirable actor instead???
We are looking at this as adults lusting after a child; which, of course, makes you feel uncomfortable! It was never intended as such. I think he's amazing at any age and I'm glad to get a chance to know 16 - 17 year old Rob. What an enchanting man he has become!
I was really sick all night and could not sleep. I got online in the wee hours of this morning and saw this picture and I got so tickled I could not stop laughing. For the life of me, I cannot figure out what they are advertising.
Melanie,
It's a British swimsuit ad for teens made when Rob was 16 - 17 years old.
I'm sure his mom saw the tremendous potential he had as a model and was trying to help him out. You can't deny he had a very unusual face and gorgeous hair for his age. Just the sort of thing that would sell. He said the androgonous look was all the rage in England at that time; but he lost the modeling opportunity when he became more "manly". I think he ought to be proud of this as it's another step along the road to the remarkable person he has become.
Thank God for MANLY ;)
O M E!!! damn...
HAHAHAHAHAHA! okej this is the funniest thing i've ever seen.
Smitten,
re:
Thank God for MANLY ;)
--Amen to that!
Make is stop!
Please, for the love of God.
I can't actually look directly at them, it's too embarrassing.
I cannot stand zygote Rob pics. They are gross. He looks like a baby - no body hair, no muscle tone. It's just icky.
I am LAUGHING MY FUCKING ASS OFF!!!! WTF??? I have tears I am laughing so hard. What the hell was Mama Pattz thinking when she let him pose like this?? The socks!! The shoes! The boxers!! He looks like he dressed up in is grandpa's clothes. Poor Rob! Thank God puberty hit and he became the delicious man-chocolate that he is now.
if he wasn't paranoid before...well this pic is sure to bring all paranoia front and center. so much, so wrong! :)
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