Rob Stinks? I am SHOCKED!
Okay don't jump on me for this :)
From Ted Casablanca on E!:
What do Brad Pitt, Keanu Reeves and Robert Pattinson all have in common? Besides being completely doable, they all share one very yucky habit.
We got word from people hotly preparing to work up in Vancouver for New Moon that Rob P. causes quite the commotion on set. No, not from sneaking Kristen Stewart into his trailer. It's much, much dirtier, folks...
"He stinks. I mean, it's awful. He never showers, and it drives people on the set crazy," dishes someone who works in very close quarters with Patz. Apparently, our shaggy love never rinses that bod of his. Like, ever. And it's past the point of a little BO. "He completely reeks," complains an annoyed crewmember.
It's one of the biggest turnoffs ever—to have a sexy stud shower you with dandruff and odor instead of steamy kisses. Please, babe, learn the art of a little body wash and maybe you can date your costars, which is what all us fans and gossips want anyway, right?
Gozde: It is probably exaggerated but are you shocked? I'm not. I mean NOONE can wear the same t-shirt and jeans for 10 days, smoke and smell heavenly :)) Is he less attractive? Hell no! It's not like I'm ever going to get a whiff of him anyways :)
On another note I have friends that met him and not a single one said he smells :)
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«Oldest ‹Older 201 – 394 of 394 Newer› Newest»Laura... I cried my eyes out Chapt 16.... you will LOVE THE ENDING... LOVE IT.
I love every dirty smelly inch of him.
Smitten.... you need to sign up for a google account... really easy. Instead of writing in your name click on "sign up for google/blogger" or something like that....
Well, Kat, Rob and I are about done. Give him about 10 minutes and he'll be good to go...and go...and go...
He's just requesting that you get a few Hot Pockets out of the freezer for him. He needs to recharge his energy. the Peach Snapple's already in there...
What did you say about COCK?
and TWITCH?
ALIE... rob+shower=yummy thoughts
Alie!!!! Hi, baby!!!!
Laura, yep. Listen to Kat.
Wonderful HEA.
Hot Pockets - check.
Extra Snapples - check.
Beer - check.
Carrots - check.
In 'n' Out Burger - check.
Think I'm good to go....
Kat, I cried reading chaper 16, also.
Ellie - Actually, someone gave me that link to the Variety interview and I thought..."Who the hell is this goofball?" I hadn't even finished reading Twilight yet!
Hi Alie.... mmmmwuuuuuah!
Kat, what is this, 9 1/2 Weeks??? LOL
Oh, thank the Lord! I was getting worried! LOL
Oh shit! My dh is playing some of his music, and he just started KOL! "This sex is on fireeeeeeee!" Yeah, baby!
KK, have you seen the video "Rob Pattinson's Quips and Quotes" yet?
Ellie - Where is it located?
Laura, I'm reading McV's new chapter between writing here...
KK, check out the title on Youtube. I think it should show up.
It's all sound bites from different interviews. VERY cute and funny. Drool-worthy.
Hi, Kat.
Smitten, I see the same thing that you are drooling over... But I am not ready to drool... Yes, I am getting closer. And the orange B? I did not notice that before. Girls...
TwiHeart, me probably stinks a little. So what? Let's talk about his... whatever...
What made you cry Kat, Chap 16? I lost track from the last page. Damn the page change!
TwiHeart, I meant HE and, ok, me too.
Ellie.... explain?
Tom: a dude in the house? nice. howyoudoin'?
Alie - Housemating Season... chap 16 the whole thing where he's pushing her away and all.....
Kat, you mean the video I'm telling KK about?
good evening all!
30, good evening.
I am not the only male here. I am sure of that.
Ladies, check on your husbands. Are they in the other computer?
No, 9 1/2 weeks....
You ladies,and Hi Tom,are just a riot! It is so much fun here and of course I can't forget our Yummy Rob!haha
I'm so happy it's Ladies and Gents tonight huh? Switching it up a bit?
Oh yeah, Kat - I told Babbles that was some New Moon shit. Gut wrenching.
Hey Tom. Yeah, let's talk about his...
Tom: dh on the other computer... hmmmm interesting
Kat, I haven't seen it, but I think it's the movie where food is involved...
Help, anyone?
Tom, why are you sure we're frequented by more guys, here??
OH NO. OH HELL NO. FUCK CHAPTER 16!!! FUCK IT!!
Ellie - Okay that video was freakin' hilarious.
Hi 30...
Tom, I'm 100% sure you're not the only male here. Rob has universal appeal. However, last time I checked, DH was watching The Office, could be an elaborate cover up though...
Hi, TS and Padme!
Girls, seriously, how do you find time to Robsesses here, work, take good care of your husbands and/or boyfriends (I hope you do that!), be mothers, AND READ FAN-FICTION?
That is why I love women...
Hey 30 - Tenneil...Anon.
Food? Hot Pockets? I'm so f'in lost as usual.
My one guy friend who loves Rob doesn't even own a computer. Come to think of it, he's always interested in being on mine when he's here...
Hello everyone :)
Laura, grab a tissue and keep reading, the end is beautiful. Totally NEW MOON at the moment...
Ellie - oh, I haven't seen it either.
TOM... we all got mad SKILLLLZZZZ
Laura- what ff are you reading now?
Hey Alie and Dana :)
Tom... the fan fic and Rob is what makes us TAKE CARE of our husbands in ways they really appreciate.... *wink, wink, nudge, nudge*
Dana, I'm reading Housemating Season. I just read Chapter 16, and I wanna cut off Edward's balls!
Tom, everyone knows how women are excellent at multi-tasking!
It's inbred...
Laura, deep breaths, girl deep breaths.
KK, wasn't that the best???!!!
So this is where you all have been hiding! Hello to everyone!
Hi Dana....
Tom - we are all multi-taskers here. My DH isn't a fan of Robsessed but he reaps the benefits of my FF reading.
Kat- so true, so true.
Hey dana....
Nothing I like more than a pungent man.
Ted Asablanca - oops did i type that? - doesn't understand the whole Fountain of Unconditional Love we give to Rob.
Ellie, I am sure of that, because I am here! And I am a man. And this is a good place to know women better. Ok, Robsessed women.
Hi Mel.... oh, someone must have sent out a RobKats Powers signal....
Hey, Dana and Tenneil!
Laura, you sound so drastic!
Laura- he is prickward in that one for a bit. Still loved it though.
Hi Melissa...
Husband reaping ff benefits too!!! LOL
T: you broke out the skillzzzz on me... nice
I think I had an Alice Cullen moment. I just KNEW you all were here. LOL
Wow - AJ and Dana -
I think I might Jizz in my pants!!!!
Hey Mel!!!
LOL, Ellie!
And there's AJ.... HELLO! In California yet?
Laura~HS is very good. No crying for me though! :-)
Hi, Meland AJ!
Tom, you're right, this is the place to see how a woman's mind works. Or her libido.
Hi Melissa, Ellie, Twi...what is this housemating season you speak of...? why haven't i discovered it yet?
Housemating Season is great! I'm just a little pissed at Mr. Edward Cullen at the moment.
Ellie...I dont know if you got my thanks for the ff hook up the other night ....thanks again!!
Who is "TOM". Tom~are you really a dude or what, bro? Talk to me!
I didn't hear a Robkat Roll call - must be the testosterone in the house. Brings out the Rkats - bwahahahaha.
Alie- yes it is possible for me to tear myself away from ff. Shocking I know!
Hey AJ!
LOL @ Ted Asablanca!
I had to remember Chapter 16 in HS. Edward really was a total douchebag in that chapter.
Ladies, I read my comments again.
Please, forgive my mistakes in english. It is not my mother language.
Tom, you need to pick an avatar...
So, I'm continuing on with "Let Your Light Shine" tonight... I only got to the end of chap 1 before I seduced DH... wondering if I'll get more than one chapter under my belt tonight...
Hey, it's good to see everyone!
Tom - What is your mother tounge?
Tenneil, you're so very welcome!
and TS, I'll have to get the link for you. brb
Tom, you keeping UP with us?? *wink, wink
Laura - that is the only FF that has ever made me cry. Worth it though. No pain, blah, blah,
Kat~Is that fic vamps or human? I started Private Tutor and cannot stop reading!
Ellie: thanks girl...waiting with bated breath
Twiheart - I've just started 2 in the last day that made me cry my eyes out, and they're just in the first few chapters!!!
Kat- I'm reading that right now. I'm all the way to ch.14. That story does not disappoint.
Here you go, TS...Housemating Season:
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4805480/1/Housemating_Season
I think the only fic I have cried over was "Lost"...
FF is going to be the end of me...reading the red line right now anyone else read that??
Oh Dana... I'm so glad to hear that. Chap one had be all hot and bothered. Almost want to stick DH in the freezer for a while before he comes to bed.... :-)
Kat, that one's next for me, after I get caught up in The Office.
ellie: thanks!!!! ... will get right on that
Tenneil.... please don't start the Red Line debacle on here... I'm begging you.... :-)
Tenneil~I have read what is posted of the Red Line...no updates this week yet...
" Almost want to stick DH in the freezer for a while before he comes to bed.... "
LMAO,Kat!
Yes, and the perfect kind of bella fucking.... no cockblocking here.
Ellie, the "libido" part is the best! Wow, girls!!!
Kat, what is an avatar?
Hi, Melissa. Yeah, a "dude" in the house. A Robsessed male. In the closet, like many of you.
Kat...why what up???
Tom - An avatar is the pic you see to the right of each of our postings. You can use whatever photo you'd like.
Oh shit. I need to read Let Your Light Shine tonight then! Isle Esme? No fade to black bullshit? HELL YEA!
Private Tutor CUMS next! LOL
Kat~Cool, then I will totally read it!
Tom~SWEET! Nice to see a dude have some Rob love.
Whoa! There are peeps still on this thread?
Hellooo!
LMAO Kat - just give him a bag of frozen peas. Cold hands at least...Maybe some ice water. He'll never suspect a thing.
Tom - an avatar is the little pics we all have. You can set it up in your blogger account.
Tenniel - some of us love it, some of us hate it... it's probably been the most "dividing" ff so far between us. :-)
Ellie- you MUST read the Office NOW. Beautiful Bastard....mmmmmmm......he can tear my panties any day.
Laura~Private Tutor should CUM first, JMHO.
Hey AJ!!!
link to let you light shine...anyone???
Tom--I'm feeling a little left out here! LOL I didn't get a hello from you :(
AJ - I have to tell you that I read your "Adorkable Rob" blog the other day for the first time and spit up my coffee (mouth and nose), I laughed so hard.
Mel... is Private Tutor complete? I can't start any more unfinished ones...
Dana, I'm up to right before Bella goes to the Cullens' for dinner.
T - not everyone is a TRL fan. Laura, Light Shine - my fave lemons EVVA - seriously HOT, SWEET - comments in the happy place galore.
Tenneil, here you go:
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4837355/1/Let_Your_Light_Shine
Kat~No its not complete, but it has 37 chapters. I really like it so far...only on chapter 12 though.
Kat - Which is the dividing ff?
AJ, me too...I'm loving all that you write. See my note there.
Thanks KK! Please feel free to correct my spelling and grammar. I could use the help.
THERE"S A GUY ON THE BLOG!!!!! oh, i see you already knew that. Hi Tom!
KK, I was born in Spain, but grew up in Portugal.
It is difficult to keep up w/ you all, girls. Too much strogen!
Ellie- the dinner. Fuck....the dinner. So hot. I think i'm gonna have to re-read this fic for the 4th time.
Alie, what's EVVA?
KK - The Red Line.... not everyone's cup of tea, including mine...
Dana and Ellie...Which ff are you talking about?
True that, Dana!! The dinner was HOT! Dayum...'Nuff said.
Kat ...thanks...
I am almost done with it...but what is wrong with the story...have I missed something
Ellie - you are an angel writing me the nicest comments. And this is why we made you mistress of the naughty room. Plug your ears, Tom.
Kat - Thanks.
I can see why peeps doen't like TRL, but damn Whoreward is fine.
Dana~~what, do they do it under the table while everyone's eating, or something...He eats while they eat? lol
I heart you, Laura! {{HUGS}} LOL!
HI, LAURA! HELLO, LAURA! HOW ARE YOU, LAURA?
KK- it's called The Office. Let me go find the link for ya.
TRL - no likey (to quote Mel) - Light Shine. My fav lemons EVVA = ever!!! LOL
Tenniel.... "I am almost done with it...but what is wrong with the story...have I missed something...."
Really?
KK, it's "The Office". I'll get you the link if you haven't read it. So, SO HOT!
Dana~I think it has something to do with the begging to pee and the cock cage. I will admit, that shit was hard to read! Bleh.
LOL, Tom! Thanks, babe :) haha
Ellie- not under the table. I don't want to spoil it for ya so i won't tell you where they get it on. Let me just say this, Bella can see Newton while Edward is giving her the business so to speak.
Laura, you know I HEART you...
Tom, are you in Portugal now? Isn't it the middle of the night?
Oh, yeah, Ellie! The dinner scene was hawt!!
Okay Dana... thanks I am kindof liking whoreward...
I'm here....not caught up on stuff. Who's here???
KK- here's the link
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4871819/1/
Mel- I try to block out all that shit. The stuff with Sir Kevin nearly did me in though.
KK, here's the link for The Office:
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4871819/3/The_Office
LOL, Alie! {{{HUGS}}}
Okay my Dirty Bitches are you here or on the new post?
DB! How are ya, girl?
Tenneil- the things whoreward "teaches" Bella is hot. There is no denying that.
Dana and Ellie - Thanks for the link!
Crazy - Welcome back!
Fucking shit, Dana, now I have to go peek and check it out!
You're such a fucking tease, girl!
Dana~I'm glad she skipped most of the Sir Kevin details. I may have had to stop reading right then! *HORK*
Oh and I HEART y'all too, Mel and Kat! MUAH!
Hi DB :)
But you know I lurve you.
DB... looks like we're here for now... should we move up to stop the scroll?
Hey, DB!
Hi KK!!! gals/guy! what are we talking about? anything schmexy?
IN THE GQ ARTICLE
"His clothes smell like he has recently purchased them off the back of someone less fortunate than he."
Which I assume means he smells homeless.
I believe it. But I love him!!!
DB!!!!
♥♥♥♥♥♥
Did everyone move up??
Ellie- I am a tease. I think you should send me to the naughty room. Rob set up the whipping bench and bought a new riding crop.
Ellie - I guess so.... let's go check :-)
moving up
Hello DB!!!
YES, KK, it is middle of the night. I am wrecked! And I am going to bed now. Have to work tomorrow.
Anyway, I don't understand a word of what you are saying. I never read any fan-fiction. Maybe one day...
Have a good night, ladies. And nice Rob/dreams.
Only butt plug lovers get the naughty room/ whipping bench tonight girls. Convert or miss out.
Well Fuck. "TOM" must hate me. He didn't say Hi and he left when I got here. Wow. Bummer.
Night, Tom, nice talking with you!
Tom - Good night! Come back and visit real soon!
I'll wait until tomorrow the DB... even for Rob I'm not converting...
Night Tom... sweet Rob dreams to you, just avoid the wet spot...
Are we moving up?
staying?
Tsk Tsk Kat. You really never know until he asks with those gorgeous pouty lips, sexy heavy lidded eyes darkened by his need, and irresistable sex hair.
Hi Tenneil, Ellie, every one~
sure hope we are done with discussing Poor Rob's scent etc.
NIGHT TOM! See ya!
Night Tom - come again! (wink)
I vote we move.
I'll distract him with a BJ, works wonders....
What's up lovelies!? I felt the call go out and since I haven't blogged in days...I'm in fucking withdrawl....
Just tell me where to go. Everybody else does (it's just never really nice).
Oh, Tom ... you're a SPANIARD??? Whoa, Lorca's got competition now ... I think I love you already :) Crazy, you better hold me down.
Seriously, it's darn hard to keep up with all the chatter when everyone is hot over ff. I like to just sit back and try to refresh my computer and just enjoy. Ya'll are hilarious tonight!
Thanks for the info about starting an account, Kat. I'll give it a try. Where do you find an avatar?
nite tom!!
Hey Jules!
I don't know. He's pretty fired up about the butt plug. A BJ will only distract him for a good 15 minutes.
Ok, I'm moving up...are you guys CUMming or what?
Hi Jules!
Smitten - fraud! can't spell spaniard. Did Kat give info on starting FF acct to get updates? I so need that because i'm an idiot. Don't laugh, Tenneil - if you're here ;)
Hi loves!
Everyone who hasn't moved up to the newest post. Move!! :)
ok ...uhh i can't keep up!
i even forgot what i'm in for to comment... lolz
u guys are the best!!!
just love it...
& just to stay on topic... who the hell cares what ted says? he's a jackass anyway...
What a load of.............
So they can't find anything to feed the frenzy for RP news and they come up with this - or is it the funny cast playing pranks as they have already said they are up to shenanigans.
I can imagine a few of them having fun - hey lets do a Rob stinks rumour, could even be the hotness himself sending out stinky messages, he's a funny guy:)
i already got an idea about this here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7f4ws-Htcn4. maybe musty but not 'hardcore' as what rachelle said.
Man I read Rob got hurt on set. Is there any truth to that? If so, poor dude. They say a wind gust blew a metal sign and knocked him out. He has a knot on the back of his head. =( I hope that's not true.
First, the GQ interviewer then Perez posting stuff about Rob's hygiene. I think it's all exaggerations. he himself spreads those rumors so people won't be so obsessed with him. However, it has the adverse reaction, everyone would gladly shower him, with him. hehe. He's rugged and a little musty and I like it. A dude shouldn't be TOO clean, but not smell like B.O. all the time. Somewhere in between. A bad odor can be a huge turn off when you're trying to get it on. And anyhoo, even if he doesn't shower often or wash his clothes, he's still attractive, funny and multi-talented. His personality and looks make up for anything. Even though my man is clean, he doesn't shower everyday and he also has dry scalp like Rob (honestly at times I do to lol) Like right now, I totally need to wash my hair... and I consider both of us to be very clean people.
His smell wouldn't bother the majority of us, because it's not like we're going to be coming into contact with him. Sadly. He sure cleans up well, that's for sure!!!
Haven't you all read the GQ article about him? Didn't the reporter ever so gently mention that Rob's "clothes" smelled like he'd bought them off a homeless person? Didn't Kristen answer the question "what do you most dislike about your costar" ... "The way he smells"? (Watch the video.) Hasn't he admitted to wearing the same clothes for days on end. I know it's difficult people, but try to put the pieces together... But heck, it's not so bad! If he smells terrible, maybe that gives all the ladies out there more of a shot with him. You'll just hold your nose.
I rather believe those friends who didn't say he stink. Much more reliable source. Tho, if he stank, I don't think I'd even care. Every boy needs to have a flaw :)
And I was just wondering am I the only one who don't want Rob to date Kristen? Everyone is always jumping around about that pairing, and I just don't see it.
crazy rumors!!,
This is so funny. If you get close to most people they smell. It does not matter if you are from Europe or Arkansas ..."YOU SMELL". People in general are stinky creatures whether you bathe or not. If the person who was complaining about this to "Mr. The Awful Truth" were a good person or even a decent person he/she would have said something to their superior and that person would have brought it up with the director and or producers, they would have taken the issue to "the stinky boy himself" and this whole thing would never have become subject matter for bloggers like myself. Not to mention the fact that it really would have been the intelligent and right way to handle this type of problem.
We don't care,
we don't care,
we don't care, care, care!
Total blog comments from Rob's video on Twilight set last year: 22
Total blog comments about Rob's alleged on set body odour issues: 395
Imagining me cleaning stinky Rob in my flat and giving him a body massage naked: $*(&^^*$&( PRICELESS.
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