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Robert Pattinson's Movies
HIGH LIFE
(2018) IMDB | Official Site | Trailer | Clip | Buy US | Buy UK
Damsel
GOOD TIME
(2017) IMDB | Official Site | Trailer | Clip | Buy US | Buy UK
THE LOST CITY OF Z
(2016) IMDB | Official Site | Trailer
THE CHILDHOOD OF A LEADER
(2015) IMDB |Clip 1 |Clip 2
LIFE
(2015) IMDB |Trailer |Pre-Order (UK)
QUEEN OF THE DESERT
(2015) IMDB |Trailer |Official Site
MAPS TO THE STARS
(2014) IMDB | Trailer |Buy(US) | Buy(UK)
THE ROVER
(2014) IMDB | Official Site | Trailer |Buy(US) | Buy(UK)
The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2 (2012) - Trailer - Buy(US) - Buy(UK)
(2012) IMDB | Trailer | Buy(US) | Buy(UK)
(2011) IMDB | Trailer | Buy(US) | Buy(UK)
The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1 (2011) - Trailer - Buy(US) - Buy(UK)
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Love and Distrust (2010) - Trailer - Buy(US) - Buy(UK)
The Twilight Saga: Eclipse (2010) -Trailer - Buy(US) - Buy(UK)
Remember Me (2010) - Trailer - Buy (US)
- Buy (UK)
The Twilight Saga: New Moon (2009)- Trailer - Buy(US)
- Buy(UK)
The Summer House (2009) - Trailer - Buy (US) - Buy(UK)
Twilight (2008)- Trailer - Buy(US)
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Little Ashes (2008) -Trailer - Buy(US) - Buy (UK) How to Be (2008) -Trailer - Buy(US)
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The Bad Mother's Handbook (TV)(2007) - Trailer - Buy(US) - Buy(UK)
The Haunted Airman (TV)(2006) - Trailer - Buy(US)
- Buy(UK)
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (2005) - Trailer - Buy(US) - Buy(UK)
Ring of the Nibelungs (TV)(2004) (U.S. title: Dark Kingdom: The Dragon King) - Buy(US)
- Buy(UK) 
Vanity Fair (2004)(uncredited) - watch 
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«Oldest ‹Older 201 – 400 of 852 Newer› Newest»Quit encouraging McV to read! That sucks McV. It'll still be just as good.
Jules, I've done that. You checked the box below the comments to receive follow-ups maybe?
Hey Laura!! How are you??
Laura!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Damn, girl, we haven't talked in such a long time! Did you notice the full moon this past week? My class was so howling this week.
Okay just kidding, but just a bit.
As long as there is a mirror in front of that couch. I can't resist any sex scene from behind, balls slapping, eyes locked in a mirror. Pure fucking WIN!
I'm great! I just finished reading the new Frenemies chapter---SO good!!! I was LOLing so hard at the carpal tunnel thing!!
Yes, I said HARD! (This brings such vivid images of Sexward to my FF-obsessed mind...)
Yes couch was the Arrangment...
Laura!! Hey babes!
McV babe -- I totally understand, I've started so many FFs and then someone here mentions another hot one and I'm off on that ....
I don't know how you all find time to write -- but I sooo appreciate it!! And you are one of my faves girl!
It's awesome to get to talk to you here! totally luvin' A&O! You're on my author alerts! I don't want to miss a thing -- insert Aerosmith song here!
Brooke-the night they got stoned he did. She says one of my fave lines to him--"You’re bossing me around and it’s making me hot. Fuck you Edward, I fucking love that shit but I’m only admitting it because I’m stoned and drunk." ROFL.
Y'all I swear...I'm not hallucinating this am I? The scene in Carlisle and Esme's bedroom when they were both a little high....
McV wasn't that on a couch because they were kinda creeped out to do it on Edward's parent's bed?
YAY we've started a new page -- finally!
I know, Ellie, I feel like I haven't talked to you in such a long time! I miss you! :(
Yep, the kiddies have been really bad this week. Stupid full moon...
Loved the new chapter. Karma's a bitch, huh? lol
McV ~ your so Right, God that stories Hot...
Jewels, yeah--he bends her over the couch in Cotton Candy Mouth. ;)
Oh Thank God! Straight from the author herself! Thanks McV!!!
Besides Kim...who else besides me likes getting bent over a couch more? I likey the couch action....
Oh that chappie was HOT. The couch...me likey.
Shit DB you're getting me all hot -- balls slapping
gonna jizz in my pants again!
LMAO, Kim! Loved the Jizz video you sent...
YES!! That was one of my fav's. That and the forest role playing. That chapter did crazy things to me.
Rob at walmart does nothing for the jizz factor!!
Especially when the couch moves 6 inches when he finally "releases" into her -- ala Arrangement!
GAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH! and he's dressed as Han Fucking Solo!
Damn, I'm gonna PM her -- I NEED an update!
Muuuahhh! Alie! Thanks! My box was getting stuffed full!!!!
Okay, anyone else got that chorus stuck in their heads right now???
It's a toss up between the couch and the whipping bench. Ellie, I think McV needs to spend some time in the naughty room tonight. Rob needs to pop her cherry for the Robkats.
haham Jules, you said your box!!!
(damn, I'm so mature...)
God, I sound so conceited carrying on about my own shit...but I will anyway. XD
In HS, there's a chap called Bella Did a Bad Bad Thing where they do it in front of a mirror. Oh Mah Gah. He goes totes Caveward on her.
Oh, dear Christ on a crouton...you guys HAVE to read The Office. Don't know how I forgot to mention that fic. It's fukn hot times a million. E goes down on B in a stairwell. She has her hell on his shoulder. DANG. Ppl, I need a moment. Carry on.
Ellie, I can't stop singing the chorus!! Hilarious!! LMAO
The Office is so HOT. Dayum, sweet christmas baby Jesus...I need an update with a quickness.
Stairwelll....I sooo missed something???HELP
Well, okay, Alie.
McV, you up for some fun in the naughty room tonight? Rob's got the riding crop and feathers all ready. Oh, and he's microwaving some carrots for you, to give you some extra vitamins to keep you strong.
(Just call me Mistress Ellie, keeper of the keys to the Naughty Room...)
Oh Yeah McV. We are fans of that FF too. Go figure. McV, you still with us?
Dayum we're on fire tonight -- my second blocked comment ...
anyway, Tenneil, you're sooo right about the Walmart comment
can I bring the snapple???
I read The Office today and I freaking loved it. Again with the behind thing, but a window. I prefer mirrors, but that was HOT!
LMAO Ellie, microwaving carrots for you. That's a peach!
Oh, the Office is fucking hot! I am waiting very impatiently for an update!!
DB, the forest scene got me all hot and bothered, too!
Kim~what blocked comment? Were you cockblocked? LOL
The naughty room? Y'all know I can't handle a hardcore Domward, right? No implements. An open hand only. I have this thing about pain. It hurts.
thanks Kim... I feel all dirty with the thought of him there... and not in a good dirty way either..
T, here's the link for The Office:
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4871819/3/The_Office
LMFAO Ellie!!!!!
Rob's microwaving carrots!!
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You're too funny!
Maybe McV's ready for the happy place?
Did someone say
COCK!!!
McV~all the Rkats have endured the Naughty Room. You shall be fine. Just tell him what you want and all is G-double O-D good.
Tenneil, there's a stairwell scene in the Office and it's panty melting HOT!
Oh man, the office chap in the la perla dressing room...i fukn almost burst into flames reading that. Now THAT is a mirror scene. Good Lawdy!
Okay, McV. I'll take your pain and punishment for you as long as I can be next. I'll take a double dose and say "Thank you Domward may I have another"
McV is totally ready for the happy place. Sweet!
Okay, McV, just Rob and his RayBans, the Golden Zipper pants, and the beanie.He's gentle.
Rob, you ready????
Dirty, not in a good way?!? LOL. Walmart = cockblockers.
McV don't worry. Rob will go as fast or slow as you like, your first time and all.
"I have this thing about pain. It hurts." ~ LMAO!!!!!!!
Melissa, I'll have you know that all I'm doing is staring at your fucking hot avatar and drooling on my keyboard. Rob should always take pictures with a cigarette. Seriously.
Ahh yes, the La Perla scene. MAJOR HOT!! All it was missing was the ball slapping.
Yes, I've been cockblocked twice tonight!!
U GALS DON'T HAVE A JOB? SPEND ALL TIME IN THIS SHIT FANFIC?
thanks El~~ you got my FF back...
Laura looks like I have some reading to do!!
Hello ladies! Everyone having a great Robsessed night?
Somebody start the jacuzzi up in the Naughty Room cuz we are all gonna be naked with Rob soon....
I love CARROTS!!! Rob takes such good care of us....
Laura, now you know what I went through with your ciggie avatar. It just about killed me! LOL
Spanks are fun, he just needs to give me a nice rub down afterward and tell me I'll always be his little squidgy.
Alie~ are we doing dirty math again??
Oh and by the way:
HI ROB! JUST IN CASE YOU ARE CHECKING OUT THE BLOGS.....
AND....Hi Momma P! Yep, the Robkats are still at it....ogling your boy!!!
Hey TS...joining the fun???
ROBERT P. IS RIDICULOUS! HE MICROWAVES CARROTS! WONDER WHAT HE DOES WITH THE CARROTS...
Kim, I feel so cheated. No cocks to be blocked here... :(
Anon~Quiet you!!! I have the Elder Wand cocked and ready. My "expecto patronum" skills are in full force tonight. Don't test me.
If you don't like that I will borrow Anakin's light saber. I have that shit on loan.
OH NO YOU DI-INT.
Where is this anon douche-o-la? Imma beat you with mah fukn shoe.
Somebody hold McV back! Shit is about to hit the fan!
Jules, in regards to your email, are you gonna take care of it, I'd be happy to if you aren't!
Anon..
Nope no job. Nice for me eh? I used to multitask and just read fanfic while my husband fucked me senseless because it totally turned him on. Now I am saving myself for all things "ward" because I'm fucking dilusional like that.
Is that a good enough answer for you? Make you feel better about yourself? Now go away. I'm in a pissy mood, don't ruin my fun for the evening.
Anon..
Nope no job. Nice for me eh? I used to multitask and just read fanfic while my husband fucked me senseless because it totally turned him on. Now I am saving myself for all things "ward" because I'm fucking dilusional like that.
Is that a good enough answer for you? Make you feel better about yourself? Now go away. I'm in a pissy mood, don't ruin my fun for the evening.
ANON, maybe you should spend more time studying so that you can use correct grammar when you are being a rude asshole to others.
McVampy, Love, don't keep me waiting. Oh, yes, Jules, I'm watching you. You have a dirty little mind don't you?
Gah I'm behind on ff... haven't read The Office either. Just caught up on A&O last night. Liked it veddy much.
LMFAO Melissa! "I have that shit on loan"....
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
opening up the can are we ladies??
McV hands her earrings to Jewels and greases her face with Vaseline.
Aiight, bitch...IT'S ON LIKE DONKEY KONG!
Rob,
I have a dirty mind and a body to back it up....
MEL---LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Expelliarmus!!!!!
McV... Girl ROFL!!!
Oh Hell No -- Anakin said I was the only one who could hold his light saber!!!
and I swallowed too!
YOU GALS SERIOUSLY NEED TO FIND A REAL MAN, NOT THOSE MORONS YOU HAVE IN YOUR BEDS.
LMAO @ McV...
That is some "Mi Vida Loca" shit right there...BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Tenneil: I do believe the can has been opened.
LMAFOROTF!!! McV! I got your back!! I'll go spidermonkey right along side ya....
LMAO, OMG!
*hops up to make some popcorn*
Yes, Dinner and a show! Score!
Laura~LOL
STUPIFY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rob, my love. I'm sorry to keep you waiting. Someone needed a beatdown. Before my spanks. XD
ANON what part of "GO AWAY" dont you understand...
Anon is rattling the kats cage!
Anon...at least I've got one in my bed! You on the other hand have nothing but issues...
Kim~thats why I said I had his light saber on loan. I know it belongs to you...He lets me use IT when I need it...which is always, so not sure how things are on your end?? LOL
Damn, laughing my ass off!
Are we getting out the pool of jello for this fight?
Anon - why are YOU here? Leave now.
Hey Rob -- jizzed in your pants lately?
I could help you with that!
HOLD UP...HOLD THE FUCK UP.
Anon, no one calls my husband a moron.
Except me.
You're just jealous cos your hand doesn't have a cock on it.
Brooke: Please pass the popcorn!
JELLO...thanks ellie... you know what goes great with Jello...whip cream!!
Oh, and ANON-I have a "real man" thank you...now, shoo...you're leaving a bad taste in my mouth. I need some Skittles.
McV, Rob's very patient. Take your time. He's having a cig and talking sweettalk to TomStu.
Aaahhh Ellie: Love the way you think!
I SEE, OL'LADIES LIKE TO TALK DIRTY. DOES IT REALY TURN YOU ON? DUNNOT HAVE ANYTHING BETTER TODOO ON A SAT'NIGHT???
Anon--I have a message for you from the "moron" in my bed (My hot, sexy husband). He wanted me to tell you this.
FUCK YOU.
Now go away and read your Jonas brothers magazine, the grown ups are talking.
TS.. Butter and Salt?
Yes, I have real man too...he just happens to be snoring very loudly right at the moment.
Anon, If I could get your husbands/boyfriends ass out of my bed I would get a real man in there. Apparently he is hiding out from your crazy stupid ass though and refuses to leave.
Anon, you wouldn't be quite so bitter and angry if you realized that you need to pull the cardboard applicator out after you insert the tampon. Srsly.
Anon! You are posting here along side us and accusing us of having nothing better to do? Hmmm! Interesting!
Mel, I'm willing to share Rob w/you, but not Anakin ...
And Ellie -- sign me up for the jello!
And Anon...
get yourself a dictionary or spell check, will you?
Did someone say
COCK
BTW?
ROTFLMFAO, McV!
Oh, and anon, instead of hanging out here trying to kill all the fun I have a better idea for you.
Take an English class. Throw out some money for a dictionary while you are at it.
I did do something better on this Saturday night and he's got a really fucking big smile on his face....
Quit wasting our time Anon...What part of Go away do you not understand?
Was it the Go? The Away? Or do you just have problems in general of figuring out when your snarky ass comments are not appreciated by the majority of REAL WOMEN who come to play on this blog?
ellie... you are taking my lines... stop it! lol
Brooke: both please. Anything to drink?
ROTFLMAO DB - Anon, been spelling long? Graduate 4th grade soon? Pfft. Bug off.
Shit, I'm glad you gals like me'
I always thought posting under Anonymous was such a pussy move, Just sayin...
Kim~I thought Han Solo was your man? Shit, you're taking up all the 'Wars men. Next thing I know you're gonna throw Vader at me. Which technically is Anakin, but I think his junk is old and STANK. No thanks.
LOL, Alie. Hey, did one of my students get ahold of a computer?
Brooke ,TS... I want candy...skittles please...
And if you hate it here so much...why the fuck are you here in the first place?
Try www.imanasshole.com
C'mon Kim...let it rip! I know you got something building up!!!
McV! LMAO!!! You da bomb!!!
Kim, You think we like you? We Fucking Love You!
do you guys have google chat? i could totes just open a room for us.
Ellie ROFL really
Oh, Kim, I heart you so. It's much more than like at this point. LOL
Tenneil: Passing them your way now...
The popcorn was on me, But if you want drinks and candy there is gunna be some payment expected... The couch is this way...
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Ellie: Brilliant!
TS..what else do you have to pass around? Huh?
MCV~We have something much better than that...we have our happy place...you NEED to visit soon.
McV...I sign up for that!!!
ROBERT P. IS A FREAK. HE NEVER SHUTS MOUTH, THE NOSE BREATHER. HIS HEAD IS HUGE, HIS HAIR RIDICULOUS. EYES PUFFED (OK, THAT IS BECAUSE OF EXCESSIVE DRINKING PROBLEMS). TOO FEMININ (DID YA NOTICE THAT?) -- ALSO FUC* THAT SPANISH JAVIER. IN THE CLOSET!!! AND YOU... BORING OL'LADIES... THINK HE COMES HERE TO READ WUAT YUR WRITING? YUR SAD PEOPLE.
WHAT? McV? And give up the pleasure of that kind of interruption But it brings out the best in all of us.
OK Mel, you can have Anakin and his light saber -- but stay the FUCK away from Middle Earth!!!
And Brooke -- I just wanna bend you over a bar stool right now, tie your hands and feet around the legs and have my way with you ...
what happy place? take me!!!
d00ds, i'm fizilb(at)gmail.com if y'all want to add me to yer chatz.
Brooke, when I see the arrows, I think of Igor in Young Frankenstein saying "Walk this way" and he wants Gene Wilder to imitate his walk...
DB: what would you like? do tell.
Barstools... MmmMmmm Nice! I am such your bitch...
Anon, your mom hates it when you keep stealing her vibrator to suck on it.
ME LIKE THE TAMPON IDEA. WANT TO PUT IT FOR ME???
Ellie, LMAO ~ So random! I love it...
McV, you are so THERE. Just wait. The hook up is on its way.
Kim~I happen to like Middle Earth. I was there on vacay just last week. I'm kinda sore actually. Just sayin'.
Anon, Hmmm, methinks maybeyou are someone who's gone by another name before???
I am NOT old! I did graduate High School thought. Keep studying up for your GED anon. I know you can do it!
Happy place? I want in...
Holy shit anon. you seriously couldn't spell if your life depended on it. That sorta hurt me to read. My eyes..they burn. I think I just got dumber reading that. Do you need a tutor? I can get a 5 year old to help you out. Is that to advanced?
Anon ~ If you needed help finding the right hole in that cluster fuck you have down there, you could have just asked!
McV! I just sent you a PM about our happy place...Fuck Yeah! We want you to join us!!!
Mel, your middle earth is sore??? WTF! lol
Happy...place wait a minute... where the party at??
Anyone want to start the betting? 20 bucks the Anon is...
A. A 13 year old girl with braces, glasses, and no friends.
or
B. A 35 year old man who lives in his parents' basement. With no friends.
The happy place is my house. Anybody is invited, I have tons of room now.
Oh, and Rob's just 30 short minutes away.
Laura, I'm betting on Marcy! lol
I am on B...20 bucks...in
Laura: Maybe Anon is actually B, but thinks he's A...
McV, DB's house is the one with the bronze whipping bench on the front lawn...
You need a special invite though. I'll try to get you one. People are all coming down for a party soon.
I'M NAKED HERE. DOES IT BOTHER YA?
NO VIBRATOR, JUST BROKE IT.
CAN I BORROW YOURS?? IS IT BIG ONE?
YES! YES YES AND YES! My brain just gasm'd at the mere mention of this happy place. I responded to the PM.
Ellie~Middle Earth is from LOTR...LOL
I was hinting I was sore from doing Aragorn while I was there...LMAO
Anan, try one of Rob's carrots.
Oh, and I have one more choice...
Choice C. A TOTAL LOSER
(pick C! pick C!)
Can you get the airfare Tenneil?
Mel, I know...I was just teasing. Just funny the way you wrote it! xoxo
I think ANON is Rosalie Hale. She's such a hater.
Anon, get that hairy snatch away from me. You look like Sasquatch is eating you out. Shave that piece of roadkill and wash it occasionally.
No...You can borrow my butt plug though. It's nice and fat. Maybe it will plug some of the shit you are spewing. Now FUCK. OFF.
McV...I'm gonna send you instructions....OH THIS IS FUCKING WIN!!!!
Anon: Ewww borrow yours? Classy.
LOL, Mel! I think it's Nikki Reed!
Hi loves!
DB...sure can!!! name it.. I want it all!!!
I think it's KStews Dad.
Sabrizzzzzz!
Where the helll have you been, young lady????
Thats what I was thinking, Laura...LMAO...
Hi Sabrizzz....
Tenneil: Layover my way? Pick me up would ya?
Hi Sabrina
Hey Saabbbbrrriiizzzzlllee
Sabrina, where have you been hiding? Tough semester, love?
Hey Sabrizz - LMAO DB. Kstews Dad.
LOL Ellie! This past week was crazy, I had two essays and a bunch of other crap going on. I would have been here earlier tonight but I was editing a video for my visual storytelling project. And everytime I've had time to chat lately there hasn't been anybody here!
Sabrina!! How are you?
Jewels, ty bb!! I'm anxiously waiting. :D
LET SEE... TENEIL IS OL'WOMAN, ELLIE FUC* MCV, THE DOGSBUTTOCKS IS A 5 YEAROL' TUTOR (SHE LIVES IN HER PARENT'S BASEMENT), LAURA IS GAY, JEWELS IS A FAKE, ...
DID I FORGET ANYONE???
LOL, DB.
I'm really tired and I have a headache, but I'm working on laundry so I won't be able to go to sleep for awhile. :(
Old dirty women!!!
Yeah, you forgot to include someone named Anon. She's sitting at home fisting herself elbow deep.
ANON!!!!!!!!!!
FUCK YOU!
FOR SERIOUS THIS TIME(See how I used your shiteous grammar skills. Thought that might make you understand better)...
No srsly, PEACE THE FUCK OUT.
Hey Sabrina -- haven't heard from you in awhile!!
how's it hanging?
What? "ELLIE FUC* MCV ????"
McV, is this true? Have we even exchanged glances yet?
and Laura, you're gay???
Why am I always the last to know...
Mel...shiteous... I thought we saved that for the nikeys...
Oh yeah, anon, you forgot me, the bitch that's gonna take you down!!!!
Okay, Kim. I've missed you all but thankfully I think next week should be less crazy so I should be around more.
Kristina!
or one of her followers
Tenneil email me at:
imgoingtohellnow@gmail.com
I'll get you that invite.
I'm hoping for a NM party. Hollywood premiere.
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