Own a Life Size Robward Cuttinson

See what I did there with Cuttinson? (I know! :)

Now you can own a life size cut-out of Robward. Sure he looks a little pissed off but think of the possibilities! You can dress him up, have full on drunk conversations with him, take pictures with him, pretend he is watching over you while you are sleeping, take him to your shrink and tell her about all these things you do! :)



Here is what the seller The Lighter Side Co. says about the item:

Twilight Edward Cullen Stand Up
Life-Size Stand-Up Of Your Favorite Star!

Make a big-as-life statement with a cardboard stand-up figure of Edward Cullen. Constructed of corrugated cardboard with high resolution graphics, he commands a lot of attention and conversation!

You can order it here.

Thanks to Francesca for sending us this gem :))

30 comments:

Anonymous said...

or you could crazy glue a strap on.... (NOTE: WAIT FOR GLUE TO DRY COMPLETELY BEFORE STRADDLING....

Ahh come one.. you thought it first!

Smitten_Vixen said...

And to think I tried to steal the cutout display at Chapters/Indigo... tisk tisk... lol

Must admit-This one weirded me out alittle... because quite honestly -getting this would mean that my obessesion has peaked to the point where there's nowhere else to go but into a downwards spiral of crazy.

It would be nice to have that in bed with me at night though... what? NO SNAP OUT OF IT... I won't go down that path...lol

Ellie said...

I don't know...if I brought home CO Rob, Pocket Edward would be really pissed at me, taking my time away from him.

Just sayin'

Kate said...

He commands a lot of attention LMAO Bet he does !!

Divinesally said...

Anon, you're hilarious! good idea.

Vamp Vixen, LMAO @ "my obessesion has peaked to the point where there's nowhere else to go but into a downwards spiral of crazy." You are not alone!

Ellie, lol! Where can I get my very own Pocket Edward? I need one! He's so darn cute and tiny!

Anonymous said...

OK...I want THIS cutout. All I have is a crappy Obi Wan Kenobi one that we got for my son´s Clone Wars Party.
I wonder?...hmmm...Robward Cuttinson and Ewan McGregor, doesn´t sound THAT crappy now! Rob seems to do pretty well with the man-on-man action (Javier Beltran on OUT seems to agree) and Ewan is pretty sexy too...never Edward Cullen sexy...but sexy non the less.....ohh the possibilities!!!

Anonymous said...

ok the things i would do to that life size rob

Bootstrap Intern said...

I was just thinking that I might have to buy a PE, but now after seeing this... Okay, this obsession is getting out-of-control.

Vampire Vixen said it best "...my obsession has peaked to the point where there's nowhere else to go but into a downwards spiral of crazy." LOL!!

And Goz, I love "Cuttinson"... very creative ;)

Ellie said...

Divinesally, I just got mine yesterday at Borders. He looks like he's a bit pissed already, but I think that bringing home CO Rob would be putting him over the edge... lol

Divinesally said...

LOL, Ellie!So funny! thanks =)

Melissa said...

Oh, if poor CO Robward only KNEW the things that have been done to him already. He would surely cry. LOL

Ellie~I NEED my own PE. I can't breathe, yet again today, so I don't know if I will go out to get one...Hmpf.

Ellie said...

Ah, Mel, still not feeling well?

And yes, CO Rob is a busy men.... lol

Anonymous said...

Im going to do very dirty things to that cutout! =D =D

Anonymous said...

thats just crazy
a little overboard ya think

Anonymous said...

I think I'll order one for "my daughter". Thanks God she will be at school all day, every day...

Anonymous said...

I wanted to get a CO Rob "for my daughter" for Christmas, but my DH said that's where he drew the line. Gee, what did he think i was going to do with it? Oh come on! Did i just say "come"?

Anonymous said...

poor rob does he even noe what they're making out of him haha and with those twilight tampons with edwards face on it well robs face on it, i would be really uncomfy

TwiHartRK said...

Yeah crazy, I wanna get a CO Rob and a PE for my daughter too. Oh wait, I don't have a daughter, hmmm....

Anonymous said...

twilight...tampons...??

Anonymous said...

WHERE DO I GET THOSE TAMPONS???

PLEEEEASE, DYING HERE...

Anonymous said...

NACKED 6" PIC!!

NACKED 6" PIC!

NACKED 6" PIC!

Come, baby, come to mommy...

Anonymous said...

they really arent twilight tampons they're only edward tampons i mean its tampons with edwards face on it i mean robs face!!! its soo wierd and the thing is people buy it too

Anonymous said...

You can get these for about $35 Bayside (this includes shipping).

Mickey M said...

I own this and love it!
http://www.flickr.com/photos/mickeymcc/3242563422/

The Garver Family said...

This is getting weird. Seriously. I love the cut out though...don't think that my husband would be too happy with me if I got one though....not that I would get one...I'm just sayin'.

Smitten_Vixen said...

Glad to know you guys get me...lol I have to stay on the wagon... 12 step program and all that...this CO would surely do the trick to get me off... *cough* the wagon...
You know being 25 and lusting after a 22-yr-old is cradle snatching...(part of me doesn't care) lol

Daneh said...

The thing is... what would I tell my friends when they visit?

"Oh and this is Edward. He's always in my room ...*ahem* watching over me"



I need one.badly.

Tess said...

Oh this is dangerous... I already carry on multiple conversations with him in my head.... do I really need to carry on conversations with a piece of cardboard?

Anonymous said...

HAHA. I have one of those :) Got it for my birthday :D

Anonymous said...

"pretend he is watching over you while you are sleeping"
haha... this killed me. but he ought to be in a rocking chair and i don't think i could bear to bend him at the waist.

 
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