You know how I told you I first thought Rob was writing his Memoirs when I got the alert for his "alleged" new movie Memoirs? Well I was not the only one. 4tnz! actually went ahead and wrote his memoirs:))
May 20, 1986: I was born. With a full head of hair. The doctor slapped me because he was jealous of how handsome I was already. (Gozde: Blame the headache I missed this! Thanks Ash! THAT really isn't his birthday :) It's May 13th! Maybe that's why he had a full head of hair? We all know how fast "Mr. Grizlly's" hair grows :)
August 8, 1998: My sisters dressed me up like a girl again. And people hit on me more than they did my sisters.
June 2005: Went to the Harry Potter premiere. People rooting for me to beat Harry in the TriWizard tournament. Not the way it was supposed to happen. (Gozde: I am finally reading HP Goblet of Fire right now because of Rob's involvement and every time the book mentions Cedric I let out a squeee! Not sure if I can finish it knowing what's coming! Maybe my copy has Cedric winning the tournament? I hope so :)
February 2008: Ate my first Hot Pocket. OME.
November 2008: And my life will never be the same again... hello, ladies? (Gozde: Hello Lover!)
source: 4tnz!