Okay.
1. It is a real picture, a screencap from Little Ashes
2. It is a BIG spoiler scene from Little Ashes
3. The picture is rated R and I am not just saying! It has naked Rob. Note for the teens: Please please please do not click on it if you are underage! You don't want your Robward dreams spoiled. The picture is Salvador Dali, not Rob and definitely not Edward.
4. I am still not sure if I should be posting this but I here I am posting it.
You can see the picture HERE under my "secret post" :)
Thanks to Nikki and Emma for the pic.
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MOTHER FUCK
Oh..I wanna go back to sleep now and have naughty dreams :P
holy fuck
Stay Awake
RobSterBate
Goz..
You are a GOZZZDESS for posting this
I'm still staring
dreams do come true! Is it really him? AHHHHHHHHHHh
I'm supposed to be working!!
Fuck it..
I'm DONE!
it almost does not look like him.
WOW.
I think it IS real :)) I am still in awe :))
it look very real.. I mean if I was going to photo shop I'd "untuck"
am I right ladies???
I died and went to "Happy Trail and Pubes" Heaven..
HA HA HA @MICH Pube Heaven
Hahaha! Suz, so true!
lol mich
Oh my my. Oh hell yes!!
Yep, it's real. LOL!
=}
If only the picture were bigger....
=}
I really don't think I want to wait until May 8th to see this on the big screen...I want to see it NOW!
Goz...
HQ PIC
S
T
A
T
(hee hee)
oh we are sooooo going to be sharing him with a lot more "LADIES"
after this film "releases"
Ladies = Ladies who tuck!
LMAO Suz!
And I agree. NEED. HQ. NOW. PLEEEEASSEEE.
guys - can i "bare" to look? I haven't yet! Where the F*** arr the batteries??!! I'm panicked!should i look? I can't handle it!
Ok, I really feel like a creepy perv for even looking at that pic...and liking it.
lol I'm so ashamed!
crazy...do it. now. do it. LOL
can't look. do you guys think it looks really good?
i think its real
ladies, you should look that picture, and his hip bone line. and then look the new picture that he naked. the hip bone line is same :)
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_17VHNXow7TA/Sc0i5Dj5nGI/AAAAAAAAFYA/2ALKA6LB3xs/s1600-h/EW+Robert+Pattinson+16.jpg
I had to take a magnifier to the computer screen but alas, too many pixels.
Looks right to me, like a younger version of DH minus the tummy...and getting a 6 or 8 pack would be very difficult. I'm glad he's "tucked." No need for the entire package all over the internet. He'd have a full-on nervous breakdown. And he thought this film wouldn't be released...
Thanks so much, GOZ, it is dear Rob and I love it! Please don't change, Rob...
i am soo speechless!!! we need it bigger and in HQ.. holy mother hesuss!!
i agree that its real.
oh thats honey's hip line all right..
Lordy Lordy Lordy
Crazy what are you waiting for???
guys - will it spoil my brain's image of him? i don't wanna see it now!!!
CRazy!!! It's a beautiful thing to behold!
ok, i'm going in.............
Oh myyyy...that I didn't expect...
I don't know if I should like it or not...but hell, I'm so liking it hahaha
I still can't recuperate from it..oh dear.
God I love this blog!! :) This is totaly weird, but I am so fascinated! Does the face look like the real Rob?
dude i'm so turned on right now.
Lol chicago girl.. let's hope he NEVER hears that in real-time...
Sweet Jesus!! I can't decide whether this is hilarious, or hot, or both. First I thought both, but the more I look at that 'V'... never thought I'd say that, but totally beats the happy trail!!! ... I am officially about to spontaneously combust.
OH GAWD...that picture will be forever burned on my eyeballs, the worst part is I still don't know if that's a good or bad thing?!@?#$!@!
it's the silence of lambs pose...
i love it!!!!
I cannot look away. Seriously!
I can't stop looking at it.
He's so pretty...
I'm glad he's tucked.. I swear I would die if I saw his twig and berries.. just fuckin die right here..
crazy???????????????? come back!!!
it's okay... shhhhh it's okay
there there...
Ah the beautiful happy trail!! Im finding it hot but hilariuous at the same time........he certainly knows how to work the "mangina" and badger pubes! GAH
Say it with me:
Nude scenes in Breaking Dawn!!!
Let's make it happen! LOL
uhhhh! I just wish the mirror was longer
Gozde
You really performed a Public Service...
If I didn't see it before the film.. I might have second hand embarrassed everyone and squealed like a fan girl in the cinema!
Thank you... our gozdess!
This is seriously the first time I've looked at a picture of Rob and didn't notice his face.
where did crazy go?
mnommmmmm mnommmmmm
Crazy is that you buzzing?
Welcome to Robsterbation Nation for rizzle
Crazy must have fallen and can't get up!
I think crazy is just staring in awe at the pic... or fainted.
come back!
yes we need Breaking Dawn nude scenes! PLEASE!
robsterbation. omg. yes.
Crazy...did you look AND actually GO CRAZY? Were r u girl?
Suz...
I was just going to say that! Can you imagine all the screaming that will ensue in theaters all over the US?
I am not really sure how I feel. Its like now he is a cyber paper-doll. Any picture I see of him from now on....I will be able to undress him.
Wow....sigh.....
Faith, it's a BEAUTIFUL thing.
Crazy is no longer Crazy
She
is
Mental!
exactly.
now we know what he looks like under the clothes. well the parts that weren't tucked or covered by the mirror (stupid mirror) ending.
nin.. it's enough.
God is Good
can I get an AMEN Sistahs?
OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!
There is a God!!!!
THANK-YOU!!
Ladies, we seriously need to raise those 12 million so that Summit pays Rob to walk around naakeed
Well, there is one upside to him doing the "tuck"....
at least there is something he's tucking, am i right? it's got to be a very nice size for him to be able to tuck it...
Amen! Sistah Suz!
Suz.....AMEN!!!
GOOD is GREAT!
amen...and on the seventh day, god gave us Rob
If he has all this PLUS ahem.... a nice "endowment"
He surely must be satan sent here to tempt us all!
Elevator
Going
D
O
W
N
i'm sorry. what does "tuck" mean?
Daneh....LOL!!!! That is so TRUE!!
Oh the mental images.....(licking lips)
YUMMY!
Suz, i can't stop laughing at your comments!!
i'm
i'm
i'm
under a spell or something. my hands
feet
tingling, numb
can't breathe.
fuck the batteries. don't need em.
he's Michelangelo's David. Don't need to go to Italy anymore.
be right back.............................................................................
never left
can't walk
ohhhh, it's ohhhhhhhh, brb....
Suz, funny funny girl.
slow down Crazy....slow down, breathe, common' breathe with me...
Welcome back crazy...
sort of....
Are you okay????
ok...it's public now...perezhilton has it on his site....women all over the world rejoice!
Crazy...you with us girl?
Not photoshopped, a screencap from the movie......
Yeah crazy if you breathe through the unicorns they last longer...
http://perezhilton.com/2009-03-31-robert-pattinson-semi-naked
not HQ...but a little bigger
Okay, right now I'm fantasizing about Rob standing in front of my mirror, tucked. Wait! Oh Lord I'm losing it...
oh now I feel dirty..
Robsterbating insync with Perez Hilton..
eewwwww
Sorry, my post was incomplete, it is a screencap from "Little Ashes"....
And I'm still staring!
And He is even hotter now, coz he said that he had to lost weight for Twilight.
Jesus!!!!!!!
Crazy are you hyperventilating honey?
C~ roflmao...you too girl...
Anon if you have to ask what tucked mean... it make me think you arent old enough to be here... just sayin...
WOW...cant wait to see this on the BIG screen..I think the lasies here need a private screening
@Tenn
YOU REALLY ARE MY LIFE NOW..
too funny! If you gotta ask.. you'll never know!
Oh crap, now I feel bad for enjoying the pic so much...Perez is going to make this feel all wrong.
okay I think I need spell check.. sorry ladies
he looks like my husband naked.
and is that back acne?
I do not find this sexy *at all*, just artistic. He is posing in a strange way, par for the course for Dali! Goz, would you consider taking it down, you know Perez and Lainey will have a FIELD day with this, and they come to IMDb and sites like this for their info on Rob. He has just had so much crap in the media lately, and now this will hit. Just a thought.
In the famous words of big booby'ed Dolly Parton..."It's all wrong, but it's all right"!!!!
And now Laimey is tucking...I mean TALKING...about N.Reed and Rob hooking up....jeezz...sensory overload, I might pull a "Crazy" here!
Suz~ i want to try something... dont MOVE!!
Oh my...Me likey very much... :D *fans herself*
Tenn you were just speaking in a Scottish dialect..
Lassies...
crazy..you ok? LOL
thanks Suz you got my back!!
Ten, I freakin love you, man!
Suz~ i was stronger than I thought!!
back acne?
What a mother fuked up thing to say....
just saying (copying Ten)
Suz ...where else would I go??
just don't EVER loose control with me..
I know I'm in the minority, but I wish you hadn't posted this.
Goz, Dani
Are you there??
I just hate Lainey, and the most impressive thing is that her soucers never take pictures!!
http://www.laineygossip.com/Robert_Pattinson_and_Nikki_Reed_hooking_up_in_Vancouver.aspx?CatID=0&CelID=0
I think Lainey is on Nikki's payroll
just sayin'
This thang is gonna spread like wildfire (B.O. story-style), I'm getting outta here before I lose it...will be back to check on all u loverly ladies later.
*****EXCLUSIVE*****
Love Nikki Reed. So whatever he’s doing with Nikki Reed, it’s almost making up for the open-mouth posing. Almost.
Attached – exclusive shots of Nikki Reed on Sunday afternoon. Shortly after these photos were taken she took off for Rob’s place. Later that night (Sunday) they met up with friends, then ended up at one of the label parties after the Junos with Kristen Stewart and her boyfriend Michael Angarano. Am told Rob and Nikki spent much of the time talking to each other, heads bent close together.
My sources tell me exclusively that at the end of the evening, or early morning depending how you see it, the four of them left the event, hugged before parting ways (a weird 4-way group hug), Kristen and Michael hopped in a cab, and Nikki and Rob walked further up the block… arms wrapped around each other on their way home.
She stayed with him overnight, was supposed to be back in LA on Monday….
But never showed.
Perhaps she couldn’t get up, or perhaps she couldn’t leave? Cute, right?
She makes him cute. It’s his best quality, being attracted to Nikki Reed. Robert Pattinson has good taste.
@Janet..
It was going to happen sooner or later..
the project is in the can.. being released.. etc.
Enjoy. It's a beautiful thing.
CRAPPOLA! I can't view the pic while at work. :*{
Laura: "Say it with me:
Nude scenes in Breaking Dawn!!!"
I'll drink to that! Here's to hoping for a little more than skinny dipping! ;D
*crosses fingers for an R rating*
@Suz!
Me too
I guess Lainey recieved a lot of e-mail about the sex buddies thing, and Now her sources happens do saw them hugging im public (what i don't believe), and don't took any pictures!!!
have to post, then go read the gazillion comments...can't believe I went to the grocery store and missed THIS!!!
can't. breathe.
Goooooodbye hoooorses..... lmao
MADRE DEL AMOR HERMOSO ESTA CRIATURA PERDIO EL JUICIO DEFINITIVAMENTE, Y LOS DEMAS LO VAMOS A PERDER CON EL (LA QUE LE VA A CAER ENCIMA), HABRA QUE CUIDARLE YA QUE SOLO ES UNA ACTUACION PERO PODIA DEJARLO PARA OTROS.........
SUERTE ROBERT LA VAS A NECESITAR EN ESTE MUNDO
The Lainey thing:
There are no pics of Nikki AND Rob are there?
You know -- together?
Or am I missing something?
BREAKING NEWS!!!
The DOW Jones is up one billion points this afternoon due to an incredible "surge" in Duracell STOCK purchases....
More at 11
I would love to see Lainey's page hits from the last two days. I'm sorry pictures or it didn't happen. This news is too big. I don't understand why she is the only one reporting this. I think her sources are shaky and nobody can get conformation. Tabloid covers should be released tonight, prehaps they will have more on this?
OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD!
I'm completely and utterly speechless. I've died and gone to Heaven...or maybe hell for the thoughts that are swimming around in my head! There is no way I can concentrate on my work today. Ain't gonna happen. Oh for the love of Rob - OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD!
Gozde - you're brilliant for posting this, even if I will be useless for the rest of the week...RobSterBate???? OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD!
He's beautiful.
It's Rob.
He's beautiful.
You ladies sooo wish you were me right now.
I feel like singing.
"Glory Glory Halleluiah. Glory glory halleluiah. Glory, glory halleluiah.
His truth is marching on."
Suz sorry fucking computer...still having issue.
I am not the only scary thing out there??
I decided to translate all ANON non-english posts...
MOTHER'S LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL CREATURES definitely lost the case, and others what we will lose it (which it will fall over), we must be careful that it is only a performance He could, however leave it for others ...... ... ROBERT THE LUCK YOU WILL NEED IN THIS WORLD
Looking back at the comments!!
ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!
AAhhhhhhhhh - just peed my fresh new pair!!!!
Ashley and Summergirl!
Lainey just have Nikki pictures, and she said the pictures are from the momente nikki was going to Rob's place.
Strangely enough, her sources never take pictures.
Ten, I will do whatever it takes to make you safe again....
Crazy.. oh my hon.. your B.O.B. is better than my B.O.b.
Unicorn University!
UGG PEREZ GOT A HOLD OF THIS AND NOW IT'S EVERYWHERE!
we saw it first. :)
WHY are we talking about LAINEY when Rob is naked?????????
Idon't get it.
Thanks Danni, just wondered if I was missing something :)
Good Luck to Rob and to Nikki and to both of them if they are together.
But it just seems people (tabloids) are reporting rubbish about him to benefit themselves.....(getting internet hits or selling "news" papers).
Nothing new there I guess.....
unbelievable. Rob.
Goz, I love you. No, really. I do.
Good point crazy -- back to the nekkid Rob :)
@ the Lainey gossip...aren't all the actors staying in the same hotel?
So of course Nikki would be going to "Rob's". Unless he now has his own place up there or something.
Plus I don't think Rob would really hook-up with his co stars. He just doesn't seem like the type of person to do that.
Pictures of Nikki walking around prove nothing but the fact she can stand on two feet. I'm sorry but news like this is to hot not to have pictures of the actual act. Don't make comments like "have their arms around each other" and provide no pictures. We know Lainey hates us and will do anything to get to us. She's done it now. When another major blogger has more details (and not Lainey as their source) and possible pictures, I'll start believing.
Suz~ i would like to hear your thought??
sorry but perez is another hack who steals photos and stories...
I hate shim.
Ten...
did you follow me?
Tenn~ what's going on? I just had the most incredible U****** ever so I can't focus on all the comments . help me out here...
"Glory Glory Halleluiah. Glory glory halleluiah. Glory, glory halleluiah.
His truth is marching on."
LMFAO! Sing it!
Ugh, Anon. I cannot stand Perez. He was all about showing love for the R-Pattz, but now his latest posts about Rob have a snarky tone to them. Booo!
Crazy, i do wish i was you right now. Can't wait to get home. LOL
I do seriously think our boy is cursed by his looks - no matter what where how with whom he does - we (and the rest of the female world) never gonna stop obsessing
if we don't give him more room and privacy and unless we stop licking our screens - he won't be able to function in life properly - work, go outside, meet friends and find somebody to love
He's life is crap at the moment, as I see it (the in-the-hood photo made me feel guilty and sad), he might go insane
On the other hand... He is just too much for a girl ***Robsessing secretly anyway***
I just don't get the lack of pictures!!!
margot, your post gave me vertigo
Ten.. GET IN THE CAR!
Crazy
Read this and you will get it
http://www.laineygossip.com/Robert_Pattinson_and_Nikki_Reed_hooking_up_in_Vancouver.aspx?CatID=0&CelID=0
plus - I'm wondering WHEN the men start hate him (because of OUR sheepishness on Rob) and I think it will be disgusting outrage ... *fingers crossed not-to-be-right*
What happened to his chest hair? Where´s the hair?? Who took it away??
Suz~ i feel the need to protect you!
OMFG - I'm at WORK here!!!!!
Lainey must recieved so much e-mails abou the "sex buddies" thing, that this crapp is payback!
Ten -- are you asking me about the weather???
The lack of pictures is what gets me Danni. This news is HUGE. Without pictures Lainey can't prove whether shes right or wrong. All she has to say is my source and thats it. I am assuming thats why NOBODY else has picked up the story.
Weird enough in that pictures of ROb's back, i don't see nikki
lol
Suz~ I guess I will have to endure it
Alie girl... how are then panties??
melted yet??
Ashley, if Lainey had pictures we would know by now. Why she does that?
I can be wrong, but Rob doesn't look the sex buddie kinda of guy, so they are reaaly dating or not, but honestly i ner liked her.
And where is Sam in all this. Who he was huging?
oh...thanks Danni, but I swore off getting into this sort of talk about Rob.
Twiheart~ what do we effin do with ourselves now, I ASK yOU!!!
Danni.... ^5!
Ninirific~ Have fun later! (understatement)
Ten.. I was soooo going to use the "endure" line...
Too funny....
The hunt is his obsession..
omg, I feel kinda sorry for him,all the shit he's gonna get from haters and gossip mongers cause of this. hope he doesn't give a damn.
i'm sorry girls, i can't even type righ.
All this gossips without pictures and lack of Rob's news, are driving me crazy!!!
m~ i like ta singa, about the moona and the juna and the swinga....
This will be me all day.
Fetch me a sedative!
Thanks crazy! *wink*
Crazy honey!
You're not ok,go see a doctor please, not making any sense!!!
but Danni... we have nakedrob...
life is sooo good!
Ten... your scent... it's like a drug to me.
crazy...when you said "ta singa" i read "te singa" in spanish and i was bombarded with some incredibly dirty naughty but yummy images in my brain!
You're right Suz. I have to think on naked Rob!!!
dammit. ever since this nekkidrob pic came into my life i haven't gotten a lick of work done.
oh.
i said lick.
*thud*
I'll need a chaperone when I see this in the theater.
He'll be a sizzlin, so I'll be ripping apart my Twizzlers with my teeth and growling. I can see it now.
I am sooooooo glad I got tix today to see this movie!
FAN GIRL SQUEEEEEEEEEELLL!
Nin~ what does "te singa" mean?
Nin.. I haven't crossed off more than 2 things on my TO DO LIST.
ONE - Check our Robsessed
Two - See Naked Pic and ... T H U D
Tomorrow is another day..
btw crazy...great mental image with the twizzlers. gots to get me some for the may festival here in FL.
not 'til June, Suz?
not acceptable.
Yea, nothing say Tuck like a Twizzler
Goz!
I'm having a bad day.
If you have other nakedrob picture, please post it.
I would be thankful forever!!!
Danni, heres my take on the pictures. Lainey is not big enough to get the pictures. Pictures of Rob an a intimate pose with any woman (esp. Nikki) are going to go for top dollar. Tabloids will get first access not her. Tabloids covers should be released tonight/tommw morning so we have to wait now. I do not think she is going to post pictures because she doesn't have access to them.
no Crazy.. change of plans.. I am going up to NYC to see it! I can't wait or resist...
Esta foto no es para pensar en el desnudo, incluso le depilaron el pelo del pecho para parecer afeminado, Robert es otra persona y Edward otra, el es en cada momento alguien diferente por fuera y por dentro (es mejor que Robert de Niro) pero dudo que le den un OSCAR, que se lo merece,le lloveran la criticas.
Nini~ OMG! I have skilz I didn't even know I had!!!!!
Thanks for enlightening me!!! I heart you.
Ashley!
Do you think is true, Nikki and Rob together!!
Can I go with? I'm serious.
*bows*
glad to be of service mah deary. i heart you back.
*stares at nekkidrob*
Crazy... If you were in the North East I'd be your chaparon for the movie...
Until I SEE pictures, I refuse to believe that Rob and Nikki are together.
Dear Lord, I hope that's not true! GAG!!!! They do NOT go together!
I’m amazed that pic wasn’t all over the internet early, I saw that pic four days ago, and of course like any fan, I shocked… my mind went directly to the gutter… had some dangerous hot imaged inhead, and took all of this days to kind of recuperate, so later I’ll be all damaged today again by watching it again hahaha
Too bad PerezHilton got this pic too, one thing is to see it in a place like this but other thing is at that horrible site, where all the bitchiness of the internet gather at his place, I can’t stand nor PerezHilton, nor his freaking site!! they will turn this into some kind of joke, they will tear it up from a tasteful nude image to something vulgar. Why can all the sites in the net be like this? It would be a better world.
Suz.. your hands theyre so cold??
"what's in Jacksonville?"
"Floridians. That's what's in Jacksonville."
Nini~ I just love how Floridians say "nekked".
Hey crazy - I dunno. I dunno.
T - LOVE your new avatar.
Lainey is a bitch. No hits from me.
It's definitely a real picture, i seen it in the movie :) Funny scene.
Laura!
I hope it's no true either. I know that's any of my business, but i don't consider Nikki a good person!!
I AM in the NorthEast! 30 minutes from the city. I just don't heart mass transportation.
they might be together. they might not. they are two of the main stars of the biggest movies around right now and for the next few years. of course there are going to be rumors flying up the wazoo.
but i will stay neutral until i see proof.
until then, rob is with me. and you all.
when proof comes in...i'll cry. and then feel better by staring at rob pics.
It's times like this I am happy I mostly work from home...!
I feel naughty for looking. and Thanks for posting!!! that made my day hahaha..please post more
Encar, es cierto lo que tu dices. El luce algo afeminado, pero no me gusta para nada que Ă©l lleve el pecho depilado. Madre mia, este tĂo me encanta!
crazy - LOL! nekked. i loves it.
OK, WHO wants to go see it in NYC. Road trip. Think of the fun!!!
I'm w/ you, Danni! Something is "suspect" about Nikki.
Ten, Noh... You're IN here because of me...
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