Is it wrong that while watching the Sex in the City movie last night, there was a scene with Miranda and Carrie shopping at Duane Reade and all I could think about was "Rob got his underpants there!!"
Kim- DB helped me get your avatar. I did ask you for help first. Because I didn't know how to get the pic. Then you didn't answer back and then DB offered her help. I >3 DB now.
Melissa- Yeah, GQ white t got pimped out and he loved it....Hee Hee!!!
Mel, I watch the movie with the commentary on all the time now -- specifically while getting ready for work in the morning -- shut up bitches, it puts me in a good mood for another shitty day!
I am watching the gayest show right now on BBC America. It's an American Idol type show about casting the new Joseph in AL Webber's Joseph and the A.T.Dreamcoat ... just watching for judge John Barrowman. I love him, even though he plays for the other team ... a girl can dream ...
Is that what you "Whore-Kats" do? Repeat the lines of the book for each other? Did you ever read another book? Try "Little Bear" -- you might even be able to understand some new words...
Anon - Actually, I read thousands of pages of statistics and results of literacy studies each week, so I can read big words. I find this banter here relaxing and fun.
Mel, you're seriously fucked in the head!! But I still love you -- I can't get enough of his beautiful English voice!! I think I could seriously unicorn to it!
I dunno Suz - "whorekat" kinda works for me - LMAO. Unfortunately I really don't get around that much but I could be persuaded form ONE man only. My free pass.
Oh my gawd, I nearly died laughing reading Private Tutor today when Carlisle was talking about "going balls deep" and Emmett had to call Jasper "King Tong" LMAO!!!
Twi, KK~ oohhh. so what's up that we know we will be going down? p.s. 3 1/2 hours of sleep last night. Prob won't be here long. don't worry about spending too much time with foreplay on me? ;)
Phil McCracken is an actor who was in the movie Summer Stock with Gene Kelly and Judy Garland...whoops, I thought you were talking about the actor! LOL!
There was this old guy in my motorcycle club and his name was Dick Sizer, no joke. There's also a guy named Willie Winkle. I have such a difficult time not giggling when they call role at the beginning of the meeting.
I don't know Mel, they are both really old so maybe that has something to do with it. I think Dick Sizer might have even died, I didn't really know him. I really don't get why any guy name Richard would go by Dick.
One of the ladies I teach with told me this story.. This woman was going into labor and they were wheeling her into the delivery room, and she asked God for a sign on what to name the kid...
Oh, and that same teacher also told the story of another kid she taught....named Syphilis. FOR REAL. Her mom pronounced it SAphilis. She thought it was such a beautiful name. LOL!
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«Oldest ‹Older 201 – 400 of 523 Newer› Newest»Indeed, Kim! WHere is it???
It wouldn't be like drinking your blood, for instance.
"I dunno...I don't even have chest hair...they're more like early pubes..."
Oh - yeah it was underpants
Great minds Ellie
I'm just the tool, a big, hard tool!
Is it wrong that while watching the Sex in the City movie last night, there was a scene with Miranda and Carrie shopping at Duane Reade and all I could think about was "Rob got his underpants there!!"
Don't shoot me, but I have yet to watch all the commentary. I just can't do it!! GAH!
WHAT!!!!!!!!!!
I have a bouffant, wear lipstick and do circus acts....
Oh Jules -- I love the "early pubes" comment!! It's one of my all-time faves!
I'm just a big, hard tool.
Kim, I'd be thinking the same fucking thing.
Kim- DB helped me get your avatar. I did ask you for help first. Because I didn't know how to get the pic. Then you didn't answer back and then DB offered her help. I >3 DB now.
Melissa- Yeah, GQ white t got pimped out and he loved it....Hee Hee!!!
Hahaha - Yes, Kim, feel like it's wrong.
He pops up everywhere!
Do I really look that bad? Jesus!
Damn, Twiheart! You beat me to it!
Pfft!I don't even know her!
Mel, I watch the movie with the commentary on all the time now -- specifically while getting ready for work in the morning -- shut up bitches, it puts me in a good mood for another shitty day!
CHEESEBURGER!
KK - I think we might be "soul mates" hahahaha!
The commentary OWNS my ass.
I love the way you say "HERE"...it's the first thing that has inspired me to write a song in a long time....
I am literally peeing myself tonight ladies..
ROBKATZ RULE!
I am watching the gayest show right now on BBC America. It's an American Idol type show about casting the new Joseph in AL Webber's Joseph and the A.T.Dreamcoat ... just watching for judge John Barrowman. I love him, even though he plays for the other team ... a girl can dream ...
Nes pas?
(shit, I don't know my French...)
Is that what you "Whore-Kats" do? Repeat the lines of the book for each other? Did you ever read another book? Try "Little Bear" -- you might even be able to understand some new words...
But hey, it's hosted by Graham Norton == total win!
Kim~IDK why but I have a hard time listening to him speak. Its so weird and I can't really explain it...
"Saucy"
I'll be coming out with my naked calendar...
I've got you beat Mel, I don't even own the DVD...I'm bring shame to the Robkat name.
I seriously was worried we were going to start quoting fanfic and was expecting some
COCK
quotes
welcome back, Shitten.
Anon~ SHUT THE FUCK UP.
Anonymous...to quote Barbra Streisand...
"Shut the fuck up!"
Anon - Actually, I read thousands of pages of statistics and results of literacy studies each week, so I can read big words. I find this banter here relaxing and fun.
were we just called Whore Kats.
Epically Lame!
Hey Anon -- get your shit straight, it's quotes from the film...
Shani -- and DB's gonna pay for it on the whipping bench as soon as me and Domward find her!
Suz -- you're cool babe!
Rose, I fucking LURVE you!
Hahahah - Shitten needs to show some respect and chill the fuck out.
MEL!!!! ROTFLMFAO!!!!
I SO <3 YOU BB!!!
Touche, KK!
Anon, just go away. We're having some fun.
I don't have a six pack, Bella!
I'm strong enough to kill you!
Okay, I heard the call and had to see what the fuck is going on here.
Hi Melissa, Rose, Alie, Jules, Kim, Ellie, and Laura!
Mel, you're seriously fucked in the head!! But I still love you -- I can't get enough of his beautiful English voice!! I think I could seriously unicorn to it!
♥ you back, Alie!
Shamizzle! Hi! lol
Hey Sabrina!
Thanks Kimber...
I don't have the strength... to stay away from you
Jules, I fucking puffy heart you!!
MUAH!
Hi Sabrizz!!
Shamizzle!♥
Note to Anon:
Post your name you pussy and you may get to grow up to be a RobKat some day....
Jizz in my pants!
Oops, that's not the film...just the vid.
I'm still ROFLMAO at "Shamizzle," Ellie!
I dunno Suz - "whorekat" kinda works for me - LMAO. Unfortunately I really don't get around that much but I could be persuaded form ONE man only. My free pass.
I love you Robkats!!!
You are my life now.
Edward...she's NOT one of us.
Kim~Thats just it!!! I can't listen to him with feeling a little "O" tendency...LOL Not that its bad...
OMG It's SHAMIZZLE!!
Shamizzle! Shamozzle...
Robkats incorported!!!!
OK Mel, I get it!!
And for the FF quotes ---
My COCK just twitched ...
Shamizzle...LOL
Shamizz!! Did you bring lenny and squeaky?
Thanks Kim! I heart you so.
Oh and since we're on the subject...
COCK!
LMAO Jules!
Shamizzle still makes me think of Shamoo the whale...
LOL TWI..
I prefer HO KATZ
I mean they're like TOGETHER together... it's weird
Isn't it enough just to have a long and happy life with me?
You guys are so awesome. : ) I'm enjoying just lurking and reading everyone's comments. <3
Did someone say
COCK
TWITCH
CORE
?
LOL, Alie! I think you mean Squiggy!
Actually, Edward, not its not. I simply cannot wait until Isle Esme to get my rocks off. Just sayin'...
F.F. quotes..
She "fisted" my hair..
(WHHHHAAATT??)
Um yeah, Alie. LOL. It's seriously been years since I last watched Laverne and Shirley reruns so I don't remember much of it.
Ellie,
don't forget
FOLDS
ShaMIZZle JIZZle...
Mel...speaking of Cock...cuz you know I just love too....
Anyhoo...my mom is reading an ad for a restaurant tonight that is running a "lemon" special during the month of April...
I am so fucking there...
Specially for the lemon tossed salad.....
One of my fav ff quotes:
Bella's clothes were on liquidation. They all had to go.
That fucking switch just flipped.
Damn, the fucking folds. How vcould I forget?
Oh my gawd, I nearly died laughing reading Private Tutor today when Carlisle was talking about "going balls deep" and Emmett had to call Jasper "King Tong" LMAO!!!
oops - Yeah that's what I meant. I can't type OR spell worth
Shit
COCK
BALLS
CORE
SLICK FOLDS
JULES!!!!!!!!!!!! I am choking over here...and not from COCK...
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!
Kim- You know DB will just enjoy that shit...
I>3 G. Norton
The FOLDS fucking creep me out! GAH! it's just something about that word!
should cock and MOM ever be used in same post?
COCK
BALLS DEEP!!!!!!!! OMFG...I saw that...I honestly almost peed myself when I read that.LMAO
No Laura - I mean Lenny and the mouse in his pocket...
Yum Jules, are they going to have lemon meringue pie?
Laura-
Slick Folds is even WORSE. Eww. LOL
Laura,
folds
folds
folds
folds
folds
Twiheart ~ did I just see you say to KK that you gals must be 'soul mates"??? where did I hear that before???? LOL!!!
Hey everyone! don't feel like scanning comments.... any good or bad stuff going down here tonight?
I said 'going down".... ;)
"Probably not"
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.
HORK.
LOL, Alie!
Suz...if you only knew my Mom.
Apple doesn't fall far from the tree but I'm sure she doesn't understand the current slang and why I about fell out of my chair laughing so hard....
Jules, LMFAO!!! Lemon Tossed Salad
I'm soo in, and in answer to your quote .... FOR NOW!
OMG -- this AI inspired Joseph show, this guy just said his name was Jim McCracken!!!
Ya know, like Phil McCracken -- just say it, out loud ....
Laura- Do you have the link to "Private Tutor"?
Sabrina....
OMG! ARE YOU TRYING TO MAKE ME PASS OUT ON PURPOSE?!!!!
What about
SEX MOUND
Frankly, that term offends me.
LMAO
Crazy - I just hope Twiheart and I aren't too young and screw it up....HA
Hey Crazy! There will be a lot of going down here tonight *wink.
Sorry, Laura - is this better
PUSSY???
Here ya go, Anon :)
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4400984/1/Private_Tutor
Mel, mound or MOUNT???
Yes Jules, I am! *wicked grin*
Shit Kim...a good friend of mine from church has the last name of McCracken!!!
I'm breaking all the rules now since I'm going to hell....
Balls Deep -- BWAAAHAAAHAHAHA
Jules -- does said restaurant also serve Boston Pancakes and Alabama Hot Pockets?
I think Pussy is way less creepy than folds...
Jules, do you loke lemon tarts?
The best thing about Charlie? He doesn't hover.
Ellie-it said MOUNDS
EWW.
Kim! I love Phil McCracken! Have you seen Summer Stock?
when it cums to FF, there's nothing worse than Edward swallowing Jasper in Trip Home ... just saying ...
Oh Yeah, I WENT THERE!
Alice's visions are subjective
Lemon bars! Seriously, the restaurant I used to work at had the best lemon bars during Sunday brunch.
Anon- Just a heads up. Private Tutor has a LOT of foreplay - like 20 chapters before the lemon - then it's unexpectedly hard core.
Yes, I said
CORE
COCK
I kinda like CORE...I think its very fitting...
heh.
I know, Mel...I was just kidding.
WTF? "loke"?
Els...the computer has spell check...quit trying to type dirty words on your speak and spell....
FOLDS...as in more than one fold?? Who's snatch have they been looking at anyway?? LOL
I like to watch you sleep...it fascinates me.
Private Tutor is really good!! But yeah, you're cockblocked for the first 20 chapters! LOL
Twi, KK~ oohhh. so what's up that we know we will be going down?
p.s. 3 1/2 hours of sleep last night. Prob won't be here long. don't worry about spending too much time with foreplay on me? ;)
Summer Stock? don't get it ...
BTW do you know Holden McGroin?
Melissa - Whose snatch? I have just lost my shit for the night....:)
Where else am I gonna go?
I know, Ellie...I just felt the need to clarify...LOL
Phil McCracken is an actor who was in the movie Summer Stock with Gene Kelly and Judy Garland...whoops, I thought you were talking about the actor! LOL!
What is he? A jock? An Indie? I bet he's smart!
Mmmm lemon bars...
Edward doesn't live in town.
Kim!!! LMFAO!!!!
Tears...seriously...
SHIT THAT'S FUNNY!!!
There was this old guy in my motorcycle club and his name was Dick Sizer, no joke. There's also a guy named Willie Winkle. I have such a difficult time not giggling when they call role at the beginning of the meeting.
Bella...I just got you back.
Jack, this is where we first met
Shit, wrong movie ...
Well tell him thanks..... and pay up!
Are you being safe??
Kim, do you know Jacques Tutite??
Still got that pepper spray?
have you heard of Dick Trickle?
I've always wanted to try something.
Sabrizz...thats just wrong!! LMAO!! Why would their parents subject them to that?? LOL
Padding on the swim team?
One time....at band camp..
LMAO KIM!!!!
I'll never regret winning that ticket...because it brought me to you.
Shit Shamizzle, you're killing me!! I almost spewed perfectly good wine all over my laptop!
Wanna go to a real party...
Shit! Wrong movie again....
Yeah, well, good luck with that!
I played Santa one year...
Now I see why you need the thunder...
I'd rather be his whore than your wife.
LOL
As long as we're quoting Titanic...LOL
Just keep swimming, just keep swimming...
My all time fave -
Heywood Jablowme!
Pitty I didn't keep that drawing it'll be worth more in the morning ...
You unimaginable bastard!
I don't know Mel, they are both really old so maybe that has something to do with it. I think Dick Sizer might have even died, I didn't really know him. I really don't get why any guy name Richard would go by Dick.
James...let's not play with our food.
Don't you know your Sam??? Fuck...wrong movie too (but with mythical creatures...)
Maybe you have just let Tyler's van crush me.
Butt crack Santa?
Fragile little human....
And Rose, aw, your name's Rose!! )Dewitt Bukater) ...
I'd rather be his whore than your wife!
Put your hands on me, Jack...
It says fra-gee-ly. Must be Italian!
Fish are our friends...
Sorry about the almost wine shower Kim, imagine how I felt the first time I heard their names and I was sitting in the same freakin' room!
You'll shoot your eye out!
Well, I could MAKE you.
HAHAHAHAHA Ellie♥
One of the ladies I teach with told me this story..
This woman was going into labor and they were wheeling her into the delivery room, and she asked God for a sign on what to name the kid...
She named him.....Nosmo King
(She saw the No Smoking sign in the hospital)
True story, folks. She taught the kid!!!
Dick Hurtz? Dick Hurtz?
Whose Dick Hurtz??
He tried to put his "testicles" all over me.
Okay, this movie quote will date some of you!!!!
Sorry Mel, didn't see you already posted that one
Jacques Tutite!! LMAO!!
Dick Trickle always makes me snicker ...
THE RING IS MINE!!!!
Your hand...it's so cold...
OMG Laura!
Right...to be a member of the Peoples Front of Judea you must really hate the Romans!
I do.
Yeah, how much?
A LOT!
RIGHT! You're in!
Never trust a guy who plucks his eyebrows.. there is something suspect
APOTAMPKIN!
I'm Ron by the way, Ron Weasley ...
I'm Harry, Harry Potter ...
so it's true then, do you have the, the
the what?
The scar
Yeah *lift bangs up forehead*
WICKED!!
Oh, and as long as we're here ...
Just mull things over in the hot water ...
Don't put it on the DVD. I'll sue.
Is Ben Dover here?
Laura, some people piss me off. What a douchebag.
Ellie - I just choked on my milk. Who's Dick Hurtz...GAH!!
LOL, Laura! That is crazy!
I only said we shouldn't be friends, not that I didn't want to be.
KIM...I think us RKats could do this shit all night...
What the ????????
I leave for half an hour and all hell breaks loose... off to read the comments. Be right back....
Mike Hunt?
Don't date me. I'm a dick. I'll ruin you.
Sunshine daisy, butter mellow. Turn this stupid fat rat yellow!
Neil Down.
Eileen Dover.
Seymour Hare.
Love the Harry Potter quotes, Mel!
Well...What is he?
He's the Messiah, the Chosen One...
Oh...so that's Capricorn is it?
My BOY!!!! That's MY BOY!!!
It's the best kind of sex. It ends with killing the person.
Nearly headless??? How can you be nearly headless?? PFFT.
If it's yellow, let it mellow.
If it's brown, flush it down.
Yeah, yeah, we have a septic system...
Potter Stinks....
Yes, Hermione...this is exactly like Wizards Chess!
Oh, and that same teacher also told the story of another kid she taught....named Syphilis. FOR REAL. Her mom pronounced it SAphilis. She thought it was such a beautiful name. LOL!
LOL Ellie!
Sorry. I told them not to wear the badges.
KK -- I assume you don't know who's Peter Burns either?
Suz -- is Mike Hunt in the parking lot? Has anybody sween Mike Hunt?
Not Slytherin, not Slytherin...
Not me, not Hermione, YOU!
Not Slytherin, eh?? You'd be great you know.
MMMMMKAY!!! Since we are just all randomly riffing right now...
seems like a good time to take a refreshing moment to whizz and refresh the alcoholic libation....
Not a bad place for a bath!
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