18 Month Calendar - Must.Get.It.ASAP

BellaAndEdward.com has the scans of the 18 Month calendar Borders is selling and some of the pictures are serious tachycardia inducing! Must.Get.It.ASAP!

I am only putting the Robward pages here, please check BellaAndEdward for closeups and more of the Cullens.


The Happy Trail Strikes Again! And the picture in the middle? Hello!

Meet Robward Dean





Oh Robward...Dirty Dirty thoughts....

The bottom lip!
Casual Robward...Smiling Robward...Sigh...

Dayum! Why wasn't he wearing this shirt in the movie? That is a tight shirt :)
Why so serious?

Man! They have another happy trail picture! They KNOW what sells :) (okay after I posted this I realized it's the back page with all the months. See I see the happy trail and nothing else, duh!)

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TheDogsBollocks said...

Okay girls. I just can't do this tonight. I'm a fucking downer and have zero ability to concentrate. I love you all. Have a good night, and Happy Birthday (again) Jules. I'm glad you had a great night.

Kat said...

Jules.... sweeeeeeet... I won't tell if you don't....

Jewels64 said...

OMFG! ELLIE!!!!

THATS THE FUNNIEST THING I'VE EVER HEARD YOU TYPE!!!!!!

Kimberlesk said...

Damn Jules, I think we need to write a FF based on ourselves!~!

Ellie said...

ROTFLMFAO, Kim! What a fucking moron!

Kat said...

Night DB. Hugs to you. Olive Juice.

Melissa said...

Good Night DB!

Kim~LOL @ your BB experience!! LOL

Anonymous said...

Ah DB we ♥♥♥♥ ya lots babe! Have a good night.

Kim LMAO at your BB story.

Kimberlesk said...

We could call it Cunts!

Kat said...

Ellie... when is the movie out? Will you be my date?

Melissa said...

I know LOADS of peeps(not close friends, obviously) who watched the movie and never read the books...WTF?

Sabrizzle said...

Sorry for disappearing, my mom called and wanted to skype.

Kimberlesk said...

Oh, bitches, I'm not finished with my embarrassment yet ,,.,

TwiHartRK said...

Night DB - Olive Juice! Happy trail dreams!

Jewels64 said...

Stacy...that's the territory that comes with being blonde....

Quit looking at the orange juice carton that tells you to "concentrate"!

Seriously...take all the time you need. Drop me an email if you need to talk on the phone baby girl!

You know how insanely much I care about YOU? Anytime you need to talk...been there, done that...Jesus...got a fucking closet full of matching t-shirts....

Ellie said...

Olive juice, DB...I hope your day is better tomorrow. xoxo

Kat, you are SO my date for this...can we go and sit in the balcony?
We can make our own film (EllieKat or KatEl??)

Kimberlesk said...

So then, as I left BB with overly priced rentals ... I decided to stop at the Mall and see if the nerw GQ cover mag was available yet -- it's not!

So I knew there was a FYE store there, and I went walking thru the mall to get to it ...

Ellie said...

Thanks, Jules, I told you I have my moments of wit...

Anonymous said...

Hi Sabrina! ♥♥

How can you not read the books!!!! The movie would be pointless w/o the books. It couldn't possibly capture the tension and longing - not enough time.

Rose said...

Take care, DB...

Ellie said...

Damn, Kim, this is becoming a mini-series...should we contact Jane Seymour?

Melissa said...

When is the GQ supposed to come out?? I am dying to see!!!

Sabrizzle said...

Hi AJ!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JULES!

Ellie said...

Richard Chamberlain?

Anonymous said...

LOL @ ELlie.

Kim -> CONTINUE your tale of humiliation hon.

Ellie said...

Do they even do mini-series anymore???

WTF?

Kimberlesk said...

That's when I Noticed the Hot
Topic fucking store with all the Twilight merch. in the winhdow -- so I went in and the fucking kid at the counter says -- Hey, we have all kinds of new Twilight stuff for your kids!!
Fucking Cocksucker!!

Melissa said...

I agree, AJ. No way would the movie mean as much if you didn't read the books. Honestly, I heard from some peeps that "They didn't understand what the big deal between E & B was"....HELL TO THE NO!!! This is why you need to read the books first...duh...

TwiHartRK said...

Not to mention cockblocker!

Jewels64 said...

Rose!!! BWAHAAHAAHAAAHAAAA!

I just accidently clicked onto your profile and I've got a case of mad ass giggles!!!!

I fucking love your occupation....

seriously giggling uncontrollably right now...MORE WINE!!!

Kat said...

Whoah.... hold up... did someone say...








COCK?

Ellie said...

So, Kim, did the police come and arrest you after you beat the shit out of that kid??

Kat said...

Ellie - you're on, the balcony it is. And ElliKat sounds best, KatEl reminds me of that Chris fella.

Melissa said...

I just bring my kids with me to said store. That way it looks like I'm buying stuff for them...all the while lingering in the ever growing Twilight section...LOL

Melissa said...

Kat-did you just say









COCK?

Anonymous said...

How did he like having PE as a butt plug?

Jewels64 said...

Kim, the only thing better than reading your potty mouth comments is hearing them in that damn sexy Laura San Giancomo (sic) voice of yours....

Shit...

Kat said...

Kim, I vote next time we hear the story mp3 style....

Melissa said...

LMAO @ AJ!!!

Ellie said...

KatEl reminds me of that Chris fella." LMAO, Kat!

ElliKat it is! Meow!

Rose said...

Truth is truth, Jules.
I think I need some of that wine...
:)

Jewels64 said...

COCK?

WHERE?

WHEN?

HOW DO I GET IT?

IS IT UP TO ROBKAT STANDARD OF 9 INCHES?

Ellie said...

"Rose is my name, fucking bullshit's my game..."
I like the sound of that! ♥

Kimberlesk said...

Sorrry, had to take a break to scratch the Bichon's Belly!

Anyway, I remembered that there was an FYE store in the mall. So I continued on, cuz one of you, I think Mona or Ellie, mentioned getting an EC bag at FYE.

when I walked in the store, guess who was there to greet me?

CO Edward, of course -- so I walked thru the whole store looking for the book bag and found it, but in the end, I went to the counter and asked for CO Edward, to which the 16-yr-old clerk said, Yes we have him in stock, but you do realize he's $29.99!

Like I was some fucking teenager!!! saving my lunch money to buy CO Edward!!

Oh yeah, you can look forward to some Edward/Han Solo pics in the future.

And since it was Jules B-day afterall, I decided I owed it to myself to buy CO Edward!!

I think, PE is a littel jealous!

TwiHartRK said...

Awww - I wanna be part of a nickname - I know you and me Rose "RoseAlie"?

Anonymous said...

Did you know there are 236 words in the English language that contain the word





COCK

Sabrizzle said...

"saving my lunch money to buy CO Edward!!" LMAO Kim!

Nico said...

Hello RKs! If I had a calendar like that, I might actually flip the pages every month instead of fizzling out around March. Glad to read you had a good B-day celebration Jules.

Rose said...

That is TOO cute, Alie!

Jewels64 said...

FUCKER!

KIM!!!

I just ordered one through the internet for the same damn price! But I have to pay S & H!!!!

WOW! THE PHOTO SHOOTS WE'LL HAVE NOW!!!

Melissa said...

LOL~Alie!!!

TwiHartRK said...

Saving your lunch money - LMAO Kim!!!

Busy Bee Lauren said...

I demand a response from Summit as to why they didn't have Rob wear that tight white button up shirt. I am *dead*

Ellie said...

Hi, Nicole!!!

Kim, thios story keeps getting better and better! Will you lock CO Edward and PE in a room together, until they work out their issues?

Kat said...

Melissa... yes, COCK did slip out.... HAHAHAHAHAHA. OK, wasn't that funny, but anything is funny on a paint fume high.... is paint cheaper than beer? This is a good buzz....

ElliKat.... purrrrrr, I love it.

Kim, I am JEALOUS of your Edward's.... all of them.

Jewels64 said...

Nico!

Mum loved my cake! She didn't understand why it had Unicorns and Skittles on it....but she loved anyway!

As we all love unicorns and skittles....

Melissa said...

AJ-did you see this?

Words with cock assorted by length?? LOL

http://wordnavigator.com/within/cock/

TwiHartRK said...

Ellie - your film is getting hotter and hotter - big cast! PE sounds like a bit of a Diva. Jules, Kim you'll have to handle him.

Melissa said...

Kat~I don't like it when COCK slips out...*wink-wink*....LMAO

Rose said...

I really really want a CO Rob...
Although I love the portability of PE...
So many Robs...

Ellie said...

Lauren, hi!
Are you from Pocket Edward fame???


Kim, I think it was Laura who was talking about the EC bag.

TwiHartRK said...

Hey Nico!! Great cake. Mel - the room looks great! Hi Lauren.

Kat said...

Melissa... best to just make sure it slips back in, all nine inches of it, many many times....

Nico said...

It was hilarious how everyone kept asking, "Oh does J like unicorn?" Uhhh yeeaah

Melissa said...

Things I want:

1.PE

2. CO Rob/EC

3. Rob


Thats not too much to ask for is it? Didn't think so....although, number 3 may be HARD to CUM by.

Jewels64 said...

Ladies...we all know that the best thing that comes out of a cock is the wrinkles....

Kat said...

Hi Lauren :-)

Hi Nic, LOVED the cake....

Ellie said...

Jules, did you say that your mom loved unicorns and skittles???

Melissa said...

Kat...I will make sure it does. Trust me. LOL

Kat said...

Melissa, I think you need to change your order of preference, surely Rob is number one?

Melissa said...

Hi Nic-the cake was pure WIN!!

Kimberlesk said...

Ellie, total LOL!!

anyway, as I sit here looking at Co Edward, I can't help thinking, if they're fucking smart, they'll do a CO shirtless Edward for New Moon -- OH HOT DAMN!!! At least give me a CO of that Edward in the fucking new moon manip!

CO Edward is a litte scrawny! I still LOVE the original ... but I like the meatier version now!

Holy Jebus -- I'm fucking buzzed, typing's a bitch!!

Kat said...

Jules' Mum and Lauras Mum should hang out.... :-)

Jewels64 said...

Els...yep!

In a loud clear voice she says:

"YUM! That cake was delicious!"

I about fell off my bed laughing!

Nico said...

Thanks Twi.... although I have to confess, my sister in law is the one who did it. She owns a bakery and I trade her Arbonne products for gourmet goodies. That's how much I love you Jules, I gave up my allotment of cocunt cream pie for you.

Anonymous said...

LMAO MelB ! Oh the fun we can have with words.








COCK

Melissa said...

Kat...you are so right:

1. Rob

2. 9 inches

3. PE

4. CO Rob/EC

Good?


COCK

Nico said...

Ooops, I meant coconut cream pie; all this COCK flying around has me distracted.

Melissa said...

Nic-flying COCK tends to do that. LOL

Jewels64 said...

Nic...

Repeat after me...never give up cocunt pie for anyone!

Okay...Edward Cullen or Rob Pattinson is a gimmee on that one....

But don't go sharing that cocunt pie of yours....

Anonymous said...

Shirtless CO Edward! COward!

All the way into the Twilight baby. Let's have shirtless commandoward.

Ellie said...

Lauren, it IS you! Love your PE blog~~VERY funny! xoxo

Jewels64 said...

Is it official yet? Have we taken the blog back over again with all our Nuts Girls glory?

Kimberlesk said...

Fucking Hell Jules -- the best thing that comes outta cock is the wrinkles

Fuckng ROTFLMAO!!

Whore

Melissa said...

Lauren~ I LOVED your PE blog...effing hilarious!!

Nico said...

never give up cocunt pie for anyone!


never give up cocunt pie for anyone!


never give up cocunt pie for anyone!


Except for Domward, or maybe Lostward or my DH, but he had some this morning anyway.

Ellie said...

Yes, Jules, we rule. Big time. Yep. All others pale in comparison to us. We are... conceited and rightly so! lol

Kat said...

Jules... I believe we have success...

Jewels64 said...

OMG! AJ! CO-WARD! TOO FUNNY!!!

Course, Commandoward just kinda leaves me dangling....

Ellie said...

Me too, Nico, but last night... woofucking hoo!

Nico said...

Speaking of ruling all the TwiBitches out there...It's so awesome about Goz NBC and the blog

Rose said...

Another fan of your blog, Lauren.
Fucking great shit.
I wanna be like you when I grow up.

Nico said...

Elie-what are you doing on the blog then! Go share some tonight, too!

Ellie said...

hahaha, DANGLING!!!


And CO Ward...took me until Jules' comment to realize the genius that is AJ!

Jewels64 said...

Kim...that's why you love me and bend me over every chance you get!

Whore? As if?

Fucking Jessica Stanley Wannabe!

Kat said...

Rose... don't go growing up on us and being all serious and shit.

Lauren - love your blog....

TwiHartRK said...

It's official Jules - Robkats in the muther fuckin house!

Ellie said...

Nico, in due time, my dear, in due time...

babbles said...

What up, My fellow Wenches!

how is everyone this fine Rob lovin Friday night?

Ellie said...

Ah, I've missed this madness...

Kimberlesk said...

Jules, Babe -- meant to tell you as a special gift to you, today on The View, they had our boy

Jeffrey Dean Morgan

Anyway, tried to find a link on youtube so you wouldn't have to watch the entire show on their site, but so far, no one's posted.

I'm going to see Watchmen tomorrow with the geeks from work -- I have fun with them -- they all want to sit next to me at the theater!~!

But we have fun!

Anonymous said...

Lauren - LOVE YOUR BLOG!!!!! ♥♥ 2 hearts to you.


LMAO Jules!!!!!

Kat said...

Brooke.... what's happening?

Ellie said...

Okay, party is now just about complete...the fanfic whore's here!!! Yippeeeee! (shaking my pom-poms for you, babe...)

Nico said...

Speaking of sharing pie with DHs, I talk to yall later. Goodnight!

TwiHartRK said...

Brookie - I spoke too soon! Hey babe! And where's Miss Laura - she must have taken PE in the bath with her...

Kat said...

Kim, will you take my DH with you to see Watchmen? I REALLY don't wanna see it....

Rose said...

Hey Brooke♥

Ellie said...

Hot Box Creamy Delights, to you, Nico! And Olive juice, of course. xoxo

Anonymous said...

Hi Brooke! G'night Nico!

Woohoo! Break out the good stuff - RobKats galore. Peach snapple for everyone.

Kat said...

Night Nicole.

Does Laura have a PE too? I'm fucking jealous... I want a bath with him.

Jewels64 said...

Lauren! Your Blog is pure WIN!!! I laughed till I cried! We all have to have a PE now! Too funny!

BROOKE!!!! HEY BABY! MISS YOU!!!

Let's get dirty grrlzzzz.......

Ellie said...

I think Laura's reading Teen Angst Brigade right now...

TwiHartRK said...

Night Nico! Happy trail dreams post pie-sharing : )

babbles said...

I am doing some major toggling... Between the Blog, The two Fics I am reading and my e-mail...

I see the blog is being re-claimed...

I just returned from the nightmare that is Walmart... *lets out big breath* OK I thought I could talk about it but I was wrong, Im just not ready *wipes tear*

Melissa said...

Kat-pray tell why you do not want to see Watchmen? I've been DYING for it to come out. Yes, I like graphic novels that are turned in to movies. High Five.

Nico said...

Right back at you El, in due time of course. Oh, by the way, I also asked my sis in law to make up a cookie called Hot Box Creamy Delights for the postponed RK weekend. She Googled it to see if a recipe existed. This website came up!!! That and a whole lot of porn.

Anonymous said...

If I take CO-ward in the bath will he go .... limp?

Cause none of the fanfic Edwards ever go .... limp. They are seriously always .... NOT limp.

Jewels64 said...

Nic...do something really hot and nasty to that gorgeous hubby of yours....

He's so fucking cute!!!

Nite baby Girl! Don't have a cow when you see "E" tomorrow!!! LMAO!!

Melissa said...

Hi Brooke!! Wal Mart can be a scary place. Especially after dark. Best to stay clear.

TwiHartRK said...

I dunno for sure if Laura has PE Kat. But that would definitely make bath time more interesting. WTF why should the kids only get bath toys??

Melissa said...

Night Nic!! Sweet Dreams. :)

Ellie said...

Wow, Nico...Robsessed CAME UP? lol
Actually, that's kind of cool!

Nico said...

Shit Jules, I almost got it out of my system....now I really am going to chew a hole in my mouth trying not to laugh at E

Goodnight!

Jewels64 said...

Thats fucking brilliant AJ! I'm gonna write a fanfic about an impotent Edward who doesn't sport major wood until he sees Bella for the first time!!!!

Yeah...impotent Edward will be as popular as a turd in a punchbowl....

TwiHartRK said...

LMAO AJ - limp Coward??? Better hold out for PE he'd hold up better when wet.

Ellie said...

No, I don't think Laura has a PE yet, just hot CO Rob.(He may still be Colorado Bob, though...)

Rose said...

Night Nico:)

Ellie said...

Limpward???

Rose said...

PE is watching me right now...

Nico said...

Rose- Goodnight, and may I say, your emails and comments always remind me of haiku; it's lovely.

babbles said...

LMAO @ Limpward!!!!!

Kimberlesk said...

Kat, send him my way!!

I promise I'll be good

It's 3-fucking hours!!

I dont know shit about Watchmen!

But at least there's Jeffrey Dean Morgan!!!!!!

Rose said...

Well...thank you. Very sweet of you to say that:)

Anonymous said...

Oh PE would definitely be UP for the job.

Limpward Jules? Are you woman enough to write that shizz?

TwiHartRK said...

Limpward - Ellie!! Jules, I think you could make even limpward sexy.

Nico said...

Goodnight Brooke- I love Gambit and Wolverine, too. I used to have fantasies about being with them when I was younger. Now I have fantasies of being sandwiched between Hugh and Rob. Yumm

Anonymous said...

LOL ELlie. We both came up with the same word.

Great minds and all that.

Melissa said...

BROOKE~Watcha readin' FF pusher?

Ellie said...

Sorry, AJ, no shizz for Limpward...hence the name...

Jewels64 said...

Apparently not...I think secretly "E" might be gay....

Here is how my meadow scene would go with him (borrowing egregiously from "Creature of Habit" mind you)

Me: "You're impossibly confused. You drink Pina Coladas and tell me you have candles in your room that smell like leather. You don't like to engage in certain sexual activities that are a MUST for women...You like anal way too much for it to be normal...

Him: Say it. Out loud and proud.

Me: You're....GAY!!!

Anonymous said...

Poor Limpward. No action figure for him (pun intended).

babbles said...
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Melissa said...

JULES!!!!!! LMFAO!! I almost DIED when I read that whole scenario in Creature of Habit...effing WIN!

babbles said...

I am finishing up the recent update of EC AKA Womanizer... Then I need to finish Cullen Island, followed by the updated chapter of Frenemies and Must have been love...

Kat said...

Jules... LMFAO... really?

Melissa said...

Brookw~Is Must have been love good? I was gonna start that tonight.?? And the EC WOmanizer?? Good??

Anonymous said...

Brooke how do you keep them all straight?

I get them all jumbled about in my head. NOTE to self: Must buy Moleskin notebook.

Kat said...

Oh... or am I just being gullible?

babbles said...

Sometimes I don't keep them straight LOL!

Womanizer is good, Yes...

Must have been lov eit good too but RARELY updated...

Melissa said...

Ok, I know Must Have been love is by wtvoc-the same as SGANG? Like is it update like that?? SUCKS if it is...maybe I will start it anyway...Oh, and Womanizer too...


AJ-LMAO...I have been writing in my Molskine all night...LOL

Jewels64 said...

Kat, that boy is so fucking confused it's not even funny...

I kept wondering why I was getting so hurt and then had a major Bella epiphany during the fucking rodeo of all places....Cowboys in tight jeans must do that to me....

Anyway...I had a fiancee years and years and years ago that did the hot/cold shit to me like "E" has been doing... Turned out Chip was gay!!! In massive denial and I guess that I am a magnet for sexually confused men.

I'm voluptuous, raunchy, not afraid of my sexuality...basically a bitch who will grab their balls and not let go until she gets what she needs.

Too many clues have started to add up with the boy.....

I'm such a good fag hag though.....

Melissa said...

*moleskine

TwiHartRK said...

Brooke - have you finished the Womanizer update yet. Womanizer Edward will not make my top 10 Edward list after this chapter...

Ellie said...

Okay, where the hell did everybody go???

Melissa said...

I'm here Ellie!!

TwiHartRK said...

I dunno - to check out Brooke's FF recs? Once again I clear the room? WTF?

Kat said...

I'm done... off to bed.

Night my schmexies... it's been funning re-capturing the blog.

Olive Juice and Unicorns to all.

Kat xoxoxox

Anonymous said...

LOL Ellie. I think they all went to find Womanizer.

It's true MelB. We have a whole new vocabulary since fanfic.

I've run out of steam lovelies. I'm off to read and then to bed! Sweet dreams to all of you.

♥.♥.♥.♥.♥.♥

babbles said...

Womaizer Edward has every right to be acting like a prick, Plus I have faith... i am team Edward now and always... I am sad on the Womanizer but I will wait for next chapter to judge...

babbles said...

Night AJ!

Melissa said...

Good Night Kat!!

Good Night AJ!!


I think I am off to bed as well. This bronchitis is kicking my ass!!

Hope everyone has a great night!

Sweet Rob filled dreams to you all...talk to everyone tomorrow!

XOXO

TwiHartRK said...

Well, I'm such a follower. I'm off too. Night all!

Muahh!!
xo

babbles said...

Night Kat!

babbles said...

Dayum, I will just Say Night All and call it good!

xoxoxoxo

Ellie said...

Good night, Kat and AJ! Love you both!

And me, going to read as much of Frenemies as I can, to catch up to all you ff whores. I wanna be one, too! Can I, huh?
Good night loves! Talk to you all tomorrow night. Let's do this again. Feels SOOO gooood....(oh, wait, I have to say that after reading the ff.)xoxoxo

Anonymous said...

HAppy birthday, Jules

rpattzdude said...

hahahaha never seen so many comments :P

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