I am only putting the Robward pages here, please check BellaAndEdward for closeups and more of the Cullens.
The Happy Trail Strikes Again! And the picture in the middle? Hello!
Man! They have another happy trail picture! They KNOW what sells :) (okay after I posted this I realized it's the back page with all the months. See I see the happy trail and nothing else, duh!)
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«Oldest ‹Older 201 – 369 of 369 Newer› Newest»Okay girls. I just can't do this tonight. I'm a fucking downer and have zero ability to concentrate. I love you all. Have a good night, and Happy Birthday (again) Jules. I'm glad you had a great night.
Jules.... sweeeeeeet... I won't tell if you don't....
OMFG! ELLIE!!!!
THATS THE FUNNIEST THING I'VE EVER HEARD YOU TYPE!!!!!!
Damn Jules, I think we need to write a FF based on ourselves!~!
ROTFLMFAO, Kim! What a fucking moron!
Night DB. Hugs to you. Olive Juice.
Good Night DB!
Kim~LOL @ your BB experience!! LOL
Ah DB we ♥♥♥♥ ya lots babe! Have a good night.
Kim LMAO at your BB story.
We could call it Cunts!
Ellie... when is the movie out? Will you be my date?
I know LOADS of peeps(not close friends, obviously) who watched the movie and never read the books...WTF?
Sorry for disappearing, my mom called and wanted to skype.
Oh, bitches, I'm not finished with my embarrassment yet ,,.,
Night DB - Olive Juice! Happy trail dreams!
Stacy...that's the territory that comes with being blonde....
Quit looking at the orange juice carton that tells you to "concentrate"!
Seriously...take all the time you need. Drop me an email if you need to talk on the phone baby girl!
You know how insanely much I care about YOU? Anytime you need to talk...been there, done that...Jesus...got a fucking closet full of matching t-shirts....
Olive juice, DB...I hope your day is better tomorrow. xoxo
Kat, you are SO my date for this...can we go and sit in the balcony?
We can make our own film (EllieKat or KatEl??)
So then, as I left BB with overly priced rentals ... I decided to stop at the Mall and see if the nerw GQ cover mag was available yet -- it's not!
So I knew there was a FYE store there, and I went walking thru the mall to get to it ...
Thanks, Jules, I told you I have my moments of wit...
Hi Sabrina! ♥♥
How can you not read the books!!!! The movie would be pointless w/o the books. It couldn't possibly capture the tension and longing - not enough time.
Take care, DB...
Damn, Kim, this is becoming a mini-series...should we contact Jane Seymour?
When is the GQ supposed to come out?? I am dying to see!!!
Hi AJ!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY JULES!
Richard Chamberlain?
LOL @ ELlie.
Kim -> CONTINUE your tale of humiliation hon.
Do they even do mini-series anymore???
WTF?
That's when I Noticed the Hot
Topic fucking store with all the Twilight merch. in the winhdow -- so I went in and the fucking kid at the counter says -- Hey, we have all kinds of new Twilight stuff for your kids!!
Fucking Cocksucker!!
I agree, AJ. No way would the movie mean as much if you didn't read the books. Honestly, I heard from some peeps that "They didn't understand what the big deal between E & B was"....HELL TO THE NO!!! This is why you need to read the books first...duh...
Not to mention cockblocker!
Rose!!! BWAHAAHAAHAAAHAAAA!
I just accidently clicked onto your profile and I've got a case of mad ass giggles!!!!
I fucking love your occupation....
seriously giggling uncontrollably right now...MORE WINE!!!
Whoah.... hold up... did someone say...
COCK?
So, Kim, did the police come and arrest you after you beat the shit out of that kid??
Ellie - you're on, the balcony it is. And ElliKat sounds best, KatEl reminds me of that Chris fella.
I just bring my kids with me to said store. That way it looks like I'm buying stuff for them...all the while lingering in the ever growing Twilight section...LOL
Kat-did you just say
COCK?
How did he like having PE as a butt plug?
Kim, the only thing better than reading your potty mouth comments is hearing them in that damn sexy Laura San Giancomo (sic) voice of yours....
Shit...
Kim, I vote next time we hear the story mp3 style....
LMAO @ AJ!!!
KatEl reminds me of that Chris fella." LMAO, Kat!
ElliKat it is! Meow!
Truth is truth, Jules.
I think I need some of that wine...
:)
COCK?
WHERE?
WHEN?
HOW DO I GET IT?
IS IT UP TO ROBKAT STANDARD OF 9 INCHES?
"Rose is my name, fucking bullshit's my game..."
I like the sound of that! ♥
Sorrry, had to take a break to scratch the Bichon's Belly!
Anyway, I remembered that there was an FYE store in the mall. So I continued on, cuz one of you, I think Mona or Ellie, mentioned getting an EC bag at FYE.
when I walked in the store, guess who was there to greet me?
CO Edward, of course -- so I walked thru the whole store looking for the book bag and found it, but in the end, I went to the counter and asked for CO Edward, to which the 16-yr-old clerk said, Yes we have him in stock, but you do realize he's $29.99!
Like I was some fucking teenager!!! saving my lunch money to buy CO Edward!!
Oh yeah, you can look forward to some Edward/Han Solo pics in the future.
And since it was Jules B-day afterall, I decided I owed it to myself to buy CO Edward!!
I think, PE is a littel jealous!
Awww - I wanna be part of a nickname - I know you and me Rose "RoseAlie"?
Did you know there are 236 words in the English language that contain the word
COCK
"saving my lunch money to buy CO Edward!!" LMAO Kim!
Hello RKs! If I had a calendar like that, I might actually flip the pages every month instead of fizzling out around March. Glad to read you had a good B-day celebration Jules.
That is TOO cute, Alie!
FUCKER!
KIM!!!
I just ordered one through the internet for the same damn price! But I have to pay S & H!!!!
WOW! THE PHOTO SHOOTS WE'LL HAVE NOW!!!
LOL~Alie!!!
Saving your lunch money - LMAO Kim!!!
I demand a response from Summit as to why they didn't have Rob wear that tight white button up shirt. I am *dead*
Hi, Nicole!!!
Kim, thios story keeps getting better and better! Will you lock CO Edward and PE in a room together, until they work out their issues?
Melissa... yes, COCK did slip out.... HAHAHAHAHAHA. OK, wasn't that funny, but anything is funny on a paint fume high.... is paint cheaper than beer? This is a good buzz....
ElliKat.... purrrrrr, I love it.
Kim, I am JEALOUS of your Edward's.... all of them.
Nico!
Mum loved my cake! She didn't understand why it had Unicorns and Skittles on it....but she loved anyway!
As we all love unicorns and skittles....
AJ-did you see this?
Words with cock assorted by length?? LOL
http://wordnavigator.com/within/cock/
Ellie - your film is getting hotter and hotter - big cast! PE sounds like a bit of a Diva. Jules, Kim you'll have to handle him.
Kat~I don't like it when COCK slips out...*wink-wink*....LMAO
I really really want a CO Rob...
Although I love the portability of PE...
So many Robs...
Lauren, hi!
Are you from Pocket Edward fame???
Kim, I think it was Laura who was talking about the EC bag.
Hey Nico!! Great cake. Mel - the room looks great! Hi Lauren.
Melissa... best to just make sure it slips back in, all nine inches of it, many many times....
It was hilarious how everyone kept asking, "Oh does J like unicorn?" Uhhh yeeaah
Things I want:
1.PE
2. CO Rob/EC
3. Rob
Thats not too much to ask for is it? Didn't think so....although, number 3 may be HARD to CUM by.
Ladies...we all know that the best thing that comes out of a cock is the wrinkles....
Hi Lauren :-)
Hi Nic, LOVED the cake....
Jules, did you say that your mom loved unicorns and skittles???
Kat...I will make sure it does. Trust me. LOL
Melissa, I think you need to change your order of preference, surely Rob is number one?
Hi Nic-the cake was pure WIN!!
Ellie, total LOL!!
anyway, as I sit here looking at Co Edward, I can't help thinking, if they're fucking smart, they'll do a CO shirtless Edward for New Moon -- OH HOT DAMN!!! At least give me a CO of that Edward in the fucking new moon manip!
CO Edward is a litte scrawny! I still LOVE the original ... but I like the meatier version now!
Holy Jebus -- I'm fucking buzzed, typing's a bitch!!
Jules' Mum and Lauras Mum should hang out.... :-)
Els...yep!
In a loud clear voice she says:
"YUM! That cake was delicious!"
I about fell off my bed laughing!
Thanks Twi.... although I have to confess, my sister in law is the one who did it. She owns a bakery and I trade her Arbonne products for gourmet goodies. That's how much I love you Jules, I gave up my allotment of cocunt cream pie for you.
LMAO MelB ! Oh the fun we can have with words.
COCK
Kat...you are so right:
1. Rob
2. 9 inches
3. PE
4. CO Rob/EC
Good?
COCK
Ooops, I meant coconut cream pie; all this COCK flying around has me distracted.
Nic-flying COCK tends to do that. LOL
Nic...
Repeat after me...never give up cocunt pie for anyone!
Okay...Edward Cullen or Rob Pattinson is a gimmee on that one....
But don't go sharing that cocunt pie of yours....
Shirtless CO Edward! COward!
All the way into the Twilight baby. Let's have shirtless commandoward.
Lauren, it IS you! Love your PE blog~~VERY funny! xoxo
Is it official yet? Have we taken the blog back over again with all our Nuts Girls glory?
Fucking Hell Jules -- the best thing that comes outta cock is the wrinkles
Fuckng ROTFLMAO!!
Whore
Lauren~ I LOVED your PE blog...effing hilarious!!
never give up cocunt pie for anyone!
never give up cocunt pie for anyone!
never give up cocunt pie for anyone!
Except for Domward, or maybe Lostward or my DH, but he had some this morning anyway.
Yes, Jules, we rule. Big time. Yep. All others pale in comparison to us. We are... conceited and rightly so! lol
Jules... I believe we have success...
OMG! AJ! CO-WARD! TOO FUNNY!!!
Course, Commandoward just kinda leaves me dangling....
Me too, Nico, but last night... woofucking hoo!
Speaking of ruling all the TwiBitches out there...It's so awesome about Goz NBC and the blog
Another fan of your blog, Lauren.
Fucking great shit.
I wanna be like you when I grow up.
Elie-what are you doing on the blog then! Go share some tonight, too!
hahaha, DANGLING!!!
And CO Ward...took me until Jules' comment to realize the genius that is AJ!
Kim...that's why you love me and bend me over every chance you get!
Whore? As if?
Fucking Jessica Stanley Wannabe!
Rose... don't go growing up on us and being all serious and shit.
Lauren - love your blog....
It's official Jules - Robkats in the muther fuckin house!
Nico, in due time, my dear, in due time...
What up, My fellow Wenches!
how is everyone this fine Rob lovin Friday night?
Ah, I've missed this madness...
Jules, Babe -- meant to tell you as a special gift to you, today on The View, they had our boy
Jeffrey Dean Morgan
Anyway, tried to find a link on youtube so you wouldn't have to watch the entire show on their site, but so far, no one's posted.
I'm going to see Watchmen tomorrow with the geeks from work -- I have fun with them -- they all want to sit next to me at the theater!~!
But we have fun!
Lauren - LOVE YOUR BLOG!!!!! ♥♥ 2 hearts to you.
LMAO Jules!!!!!
Brooke.... what's happening?
Okay, party is now just about complete...the fanfic whore's here!!! Yippeeeee! (shaking my pom-poms for you, babe...)
Speaking of sharing pie with DHs, I talk to yall later. Goodnight!
Brookie - I spoke too soon! Hey babe! And where's Miss Laura - she must have taken PE in the bath with her...
Kim, will you take my DH with you to see Watchmen? I REALLY don't wanna see it....
Hey Brooke♥
Hot Box Creamy Delights, to you, Nico! And Olive juice, of course. xoxo
Hi Brooke! G'night Nico!
Woohoo! Break out the good stuff - RobKats galore. Peach snapple for everyone.
Night Nicole.
Does Laura have a PE too? I'm fucking jealous... I want a bath with him.
Lauren! Your Blog is pure WIN!!! I laughed till I cried! We all have to have a PE now! Too funny!
BROOKE!!!! HEY BABY! MISS YOU!!!
Let's get dirty grrlzzzz.......
I think Laura's reading Teen Angst Brigade right now...
Night Nico! Happy trail dreams post pie-sharing : )
I am doing some major toggling... Between the Blog, The two Fics I am reading and my e-mail...
I see the blog is being re-claimed...
I just returned from the nightmare that is Walmart... *lets out big breath* OK I thought I could talk about it but I was wrong, Im just not ready *wipes tear*
Kat-pray tell why you do not want to see Watchmen? I've been DYING for it to come out. Yes, I like graphic novels that are turned in to movies. High Five.
Right back at you El, in due time of course. Oh, by the way, I also asked my sis in law to make up a cookie called Hot Box Creamy Delights for the postponed RK weekend. She Googled it to see if a recipe existed. This website came up!!! That and a whole lot of porn.
If I take CO-ward in the bath will he go .... limp?
Cause none of the fanfic Edwards ever go .... limp. They are seriously always .... NOT limp.
Nic...do something really hot and nasty to that gorgeous hubby of yours....
He's so fucking cute!!!
Nite baby Girl! Don't have a cow when you see "E" tomorrow!!! LMAO!!
Hi Brooke!! Wal Mart can be a scary place. Especially after dark. Best to stay clear.
I dunno for sure if Laura has PE Kat. But that would definitely make bath time more interesting. WTF why should the kids only get bath toys??
Night Nic!! Sweet Dreams. :)
Wow, Nico...Robsessed CAME UP? lol
Actually, that's kind of cool!
Shit Jules, I almost got it out of my system....now I really am going to chew a hole in my mouth trying not to laugh at E
Goodnight!
Thats fucking brilliant AJ! I'm gonna write a fanfic about an impotent Edward who doesn't sport major wood until he sees Bella for the first time!!!!
Yeah...impotent Edward will be as popular as a turd in a punchbowl....
LMAO AJ - limp Coward??? Better hold out for PE he'd hold up better when wet.
No, I don't think Laura has a PE yet, just hot CO Rob.(He may still be Colorado Bob, though...)
Night Nico:)
Limpward???
PE is watching me right now...
Rose- Goodnight, and may I say, your emails and comments always remind me of haiku; it's lovely.
LMAO @ Limpward!!!!!
Kat, send him my way!!
I promise I'll be good
It's 3-fucking hours!!
I dont know shit about Watchmen!
But at least there's Jeffrey Dean Morgan!!!!!!
Well...thank you. Very sweet of you to say that:)
Oh PE would definitely be UP for the job.
Limpward Jules? Are you woman enough to write that shizz?
Limpward - Ellie!! Jules, I think you could make even limpward sexy.
Goodnight Brooke- I love Gambit and Wolverine, too. I used to have fantasies about being with them when I was younger. Now I have fantasies of being sandwiched between Hugh and Rob. Yumm
LOL ELlie. We both came up with the same word.
Great minds and all that.
BROOKE~Watcha readin' FF pusher?
Sorry, AJ, no shizz for Limpward...hence the name...
Apparently not...I think secretly "E" might be gay....
Here is how my meadow scene would go with him (borrowing egregiously from "Creature of Habit" mind you)
Me: "You're impossibly confused. You drink Pina Coladas and tell me you have candles in your room that smell like leather. You don't like to engage in certain sexual activities that are a MUST for women...You like anal way too much for it to be normal...
Him: Say it. Out loud and proud.
Me: You're....GAY!!!
Poor Limpward. No action figure for him (pun intended).
JULES!!!!!! LMFAO!! I almost DIED when I read that whole scenario in Creature of Habit...effing WIN!
I am finishing up the recent update of EC AKA Womanizer... Then I need to finish Cullen Island, followed by the updated chapter of Frenemies and Must have been love...
Jules... LMFAO... really?
Brookw~Is Must have been love good? I was gonna start that tonight.?? And the EC WOmanizer?? Good??
Brooke how do you keep them all straight?
I get them all jumbled about in my head. NOTE to self: Must buy Moleskin notebook.
Oh... or am I just being gullible?
Sometimes I don't keep them straight LOL!
Womanizer is good, Yes...
Must have been lov eit good too but RARELY updated...
Ok, I know Must Have been love is by wtvoc-the same as SGANG? Like is it update like that?? SUCKS if it is...maybe I will start it anyway...Oh, and Womanizer too...
AJ-LMAO...I have been writing in my Molskine all night...LOL
Kat, that boy is so fucking confused it's not even funny...
I kept wondering why I was getting so hurt and then had a major Bella epiphany during the fucking rodeo of all places....Cowboys in tight jeans must do that to me....
Anyway...I had a fiancee years and years and years ago that did the hot/cold shit to me like "E" has been doing... Turned out Chip was gay!!! In massive denial and I guess that I am a magnet for sexually confused men.
I'm voluptuous, raunchy, not afraid of my sexuality...basically a bitch who will grab their balls and not let go until she gets what she needs.
Too many clues have started to add up with the boy.....
I'm such a good fag hag though.....
*moleskine
Brooke - have you finished the Womanizer update yet. Womanizer Edward will not make my top 10 Edward list after this chapter...
Okay, where the hell did everybody go???
I'm here Ellie!!
I dunno - to check out Brooke's FF recs? Once again I clear the room? WTF?
I'm done... off to bed.
Night my schmexies... it's been funning re-capturing the blog.
Olive Juice and Unicorns to all.
Kat xoxoxox
LOL Ellie. I think they all went to find Womanizer.
It's true MelB. We have a whole new vocabulary since fanfic.
I've run out of steam lovelies. I'm off to read and then to bed! Sweet dreams to all of you.
♥.♥.♥.♥.♥.♥
Womaizer Edward has every right to be acting like a prick, Plus I have faith... i am team Edward now and always... I am sad on the Womanizer but I will wait for next chapter to judge...
Night AJ!
Good Night Kat!!
Good Night AJ!!
I think I am off to bed as well. This bronchitis is kicking my ass!!
Hope everyone has a great night!
Sweet Rob filled dreams to you all...talk to everyone tomorrow!
XOXO
Well, I'm such a follower. I'm off too. Night all!
Muahh!!
xo
Night Kat!
Dayum, I will just Say Night All and call it good!
xoxoxoxo
Good night, Kat and AJ! Love you both!
And me, going to read as much of Frenemies as I can, to catch up to all you ff whores. I wanna be one, too! Can I, huh?
Good night loves! Talk to you all tomorrow night. Let's do this again. Feels SOOO gooood....(oh, wait, I have to say that after reading the ff.)xoxoxo
HAppy birthday, Jules
hahahaha never seen so many comments :P
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