18 Month Calendar - Must.Get.It.ASAP

BellaAndEdward.com has the scans of the 18 Month calendar Borders is selling and some of the pictures are serious tachycardia inducing! Must.Get.It.ASAP!

I am only putting the Robward pages here, please check BellaAndEdward for closeups and more of the Cullens.


The Happy Trail Strikes Again! And the picture in the middle? Hello!

Meet Robward Dean





Oh Robward...Dirty Dirty thoughts....

The bottom lip!
Casual Robward...Smiling Robward...Sigh...

Dayum! Why wasn't he wearing this shirt in the movie? That is a tight shirt :)
Why so serious?

Man! They have another happy trail picture! They KNOW what sells :) (okay after I posted this I realized it's the back page with all the months. See I see the happy trail and nothing else, duh!)

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Emily said...

Okay, my husband may not be happy with me because I bought the first 18-month calendar that Borders released a few months ago but this one looks like it has way more Rob. I must have it.

Not only is that a tight shirt, check out the pants! Black jeans never looked so good. He's nothing but sexy.

Anonymous said...

Thanks godze.It's time going bed (past midnight in France). I'll sure have good dreams, when my tachycardia will stop.

Jewels64 said...
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Jewels64 said...

White Shirt?!!! White tight fucking pants?!!!

Cheez Whiz!! Give me the White shirt, white pants on the Brit with the Dirty Sex Hair!!!

Crikey! I'm gonna lose control! GAH!!!!!!

Daneh said...

that one of him in the suit is so freaking beautiful.

Anonymous said...

*pant, pant, pant* Hello, Gorgeous!

Gozde!!! You are sizzling today, Darlin' ... Thanks from the bottom of my booties :)

Christy said...

I saw a similar calendar at Walmart today. My husband was looking for an Edward poster for our room for me ;p

lostinphilly said...

Be still my beating heart. OMG I'm having a heart attack!! That one with him in the white shirt and tight jeans is just too much!!

Laura said...

Lord help me--the. white. shirt. WHY was this shirt not in the movie?? That effing peacoat was in every scene, but they couldn't squeeze in some screentime for this sexy tightie whitie??? Idiots.

Anonymous said...

hi gozde,I agree about tight shirt:)and ı'm özge from turkey

Tess said...

Where am I gonna store all this stuff? Honestly!

Tenneil said...

I have never liked white so much.. that shirt should be illegal... HOT DAMN!!! Not to mention the hair... *faints*
The kiss...lips..YOWZA!!

*thud*


Laura~ tightie whitie!!LOL

Anonymous said...

Tenneil ~ *giggle*

Anonymous said...

how did the so and so who post this get it already?

i pre-ordered my copy the same day that i found out and it's not set to be released for about another week? what the hell?!?!

anyways, "laura" brings up a great point! as much as i love the pea coat, you could have cut it out of one of its 50,000 scenes to replace it with that gorgeous, sexy white button up! wtf?!?!

Tenneil said...

Hey Smitten... how are you???
fancy meeting you here??LOL

Anonymous said...

Holy hotness! I'm going to need to buy a bigger house.

...wowie! said...

Love the new banner! He's so yummy!

Anonymous said...

Hi gals! OMG the one with the open shirt and the naval hair line - dirty, dirty me!!!! and slowly unbuttoning anything with buttons...God help me. i can't go to bed yet - it's only 8:30!!!! Dayum!

Bootstrap Intern said...

I might not be buying a huge mural of Rob, BUT I will be getting that calendar. How could I not get that calendar.

Anonymous said...

Hi Bootstrap, tenneil, etc,
I would just like to express my love for his profile in general. Thank you. and ladies- i'm so embarrassed - what are Happy Trails? don't laugh!

Divinesally said...

Oh god Casual Robward, that smile, those gorgeous, sharp, vampire teeth are so effing sexy, uhhhh ***thud***

and the white shirt and tight ass black pants, well it goes without saying...DELICIOUS!!

Oh god, will I ever kick this Robward obsession.

Tenneil said...

BI~ no mural..I so sorry ot hear that??

Crazy~ happy trail indeed!!

Tenneil said...

Crazy you serious?? the trail of hair that leads to the goods...down south??

Anonymous said...

Tenneil - but WHAT IS a Happy Trail???? i'm showing my age i think.

Anonymous said...

oh so what i referred to is the Happy Trail???

Tenneil said...

Crazy... yes!!! my lady

Anonymous said...

I get it now. Duh. i'm such an idiot! Very Happy, Happy Trails for sure!!!!

Tenneil said...

Crazy...Ok so how old are you???

Anonymous said...

what would i do without you guys!! LOL!

Bootstrap Intern said...

Hello Tenneil, Crazy and everyone else on here tonight! It's so nice to come here after being away all day and have all of these yummy pics/videos of Rob. I'm seriously in heaven right now.

And yeah, Tenneil, no mural for me. I know, I know, what kind of fan am I??? LOL.

Anonymous said...

Tenneil - you first!

Tenneil said...

Crazy ~ glad we can educate you in the finer things in life!!LOL

Bootstrap Intern said...

Crazy - It makes me to happy to know you know the meaning of Happy Trail now :-)

Anonymous said...

Yes, yes...he is FINE. and now i will be obsessing about the Happy Trail in particular. mmmmmmmmmm...

Tenneil said...

Crazy~ 33 old enough to know better?? LOL

BI~ glad you could come out to play!!

Anonymous said...

Tenneil - let's just say i'm way old enough to know better! But we're only as young as we feel, right? and Rob makes me feel young, God bless him!

Tenneil said...

Crazy~ your such a mystery!! Keep'em guessing!!

Bootstrap Intern said...

I would like to feel Rob.

Anonymous said...

don't worry - i'm not 80! ;)

Lynn said...

I was wondering the same thing about the white button down shirt....sweet Jesus, Rob needs some tighter clothes!

I can honestly say that I have read way too much fanfic this week...because all the Twilight wardrobe has been repeated over and over in everything I have read....especially Edward's clothes...

Tenneil said...

BI~ I concur!! Feel Rob indeed!!

Anonymous said...

Bootstrap - LMAO! So simply put!

BRB ladies......

Tenneil said...

Hey Lynn~ I just finished boycotts and barflies... LOVED IT!!

That white shirt needs to be a regular!!

Tenneil said...

BI~ Are we feeling frisky tonight??

Bootstrap Intern said...

Tenneil, I am always feeling frisky.

Bootstrap Intern said...

Tenneil - Truthfully, I'm exhausted tonight. I don't know how long will be play here tonight.

Tenneil said...

Glad to hear!! how you feel about the finger in the mouth bite??

Lynn said...

I finished the completed chapters of Black And White and I am catching up with Frenemies. BAW is excellent....very raw and deep.

And, Chapter 43 of Wide Awake rocked!

Tenneil said...

BI... isnt it like 6oclock where you are??

Bootstrap Intern said...

It's funny that you mentioned the finger in the mouth bite... I just watched it again... LOL.

Bootstrap Intern said...

Yep... it's 6:00. I had a mommy and son day today. I took him the Monterey Bay aquarium (awesome place) and we walked around for HOURS.

BUT the finger in the mouth bite just woke me up!

Tenneil said...

Lynn~ I havent read that one??
Link please..
Frenemies was good!!
WA she did 44 chap.. I think that was the last one..
Hey I did read PW... wow I think I am still recoving from that one.

Bootstrap Intern said...

I don't know for sure, but I think there is going to be more to WA.

Tenneil said...

BI... that finger bite was pure sex!! Hot as hell. The only thing that would be better if he was wearing that white shirt??LOL

Well not really I can think of better things!!LOL

Lynn said...

I meant Chapter 44 of WA....can you tell I was home all week?

Black and White:

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4668750/1/Black_and_White

Tenneil said...

BI ~ well arent you Mommy of the year?? that sounds like fun

Tenneil said...

Lynn~ thanks I seriously cant keep up with all the stories but I try to read the ones people recommend.

Tenneil said...

Hey is anyone else having FF problems cant upload it??

Bootstrap Intern said...

Tenneil - I needed to something with my son so he doesn't think all I do is ROBsess.

Tenneil said...

Okay well good luck... have fun... mine are already in bed?? Be a good mom.. you are much stronger than i these days!!

Bootstrap Intern said...

Oh and Tenneil, don't worry there was still ROBsessing going on today. We listened to the Twilight Soundtrack and discussed Edward and Bella and the "bad vampires" on the drive home.

Tenneil said...

BI...ROFL..seriously thats a good one. I love that soundtrack..I listen it all the time!! Good vs evil... see there can be a life lesson in everything!! LOL

Bootstrap Intern said...

Tenneil - In regards to WA. AG said on her LJ account that chapter 45 is in the works. So, I guess it's not over... YAY!!

The Chris Show said...

I love, love, love that Cullen wrist band on him too. Ohmygod!!! If he wore that in real life I think I'd have heart failure whenever I looked at him. Sooooooo sexy. ***heavy sigh***

Tenneil said...

BI... I love WA ...i want to start over and read it again, even though its not done. I have read alot stories having trouble keeping then all start.

Tenneil said...

okay the was suppose to be separated..

Bootstrap Intern said...

Tenneil and anyone else - This is a link to AG's LJ posts. I hope it works because she a great picture of Darkward Kitteh. I thought it was funny... check it out if you can. http://angstgoddess003.livejournal.com/13233.html

Anonymous said...

i'm back...Tenneil - which is "PW" i want to read it...

Anonymous said...

Lynn - thx for the link for B&W-

Anonymous said...

BI and Tenneil - you still here?

Tenneil said...

I would so get it for you but I am having ff troubles... I cant pull it up..

Bootstrap Intern said...

I'm still here... on and off... I'm doing a few things at once. And for the record, multi-taking is NOT my thing.

Bootstrap Intern said...

I meant to say multi-TASKING. See, can't do too many things at the same time.

Tenneil said...

Its the Perfect Wife and its hard core...seriously for like a week it was hard to read. It was really intense!! Think strpford wives X10

Tenneil said...

Bi glad you are hanging with us!! Btw I am very good at multi tasking!!

Crazy~ Pw I was depressed for that week, it took me longer to read than any other ff story out there!!

Anonymous said...

hmmm...not sur i want to read it right now. Cute tidbit - Showed my 70 year old mother a hot pic of Rob today, for the first time. her response, with raised eyebrows - "oh My" Wow! ok!" not kidding!!!! i just recruited another fan.

Tenneil said...

Crazy... I not sure if I was ready for that story!! LOL

Anonymous said...

yeah, right? :P but definitely way more ladies than girls in love with this guy, imho.

Bootstrap Intern said...

I have to disappear for bit. If you're still around later, we'll chat then. If not, I'm sure I'll be here tomorrow.

Tenneil said...

HMMM ... that white shirt is what I love today about Rob!!

Tenneil said...

BI... thanks for hanging.. see you tomorrow most likely..

Tenneil said...

Crazy still cant pull up FF sorry havent forgotten about it..

Melissa said...

Sweet Christmas Baby Jesus-that white shirt is HOT!! Holy hell, why the "F" wasn't he wearing that thing the ENTIRE movie??? YIKES. I ordered this calendar with a quickness...Thanks Goz for the FYI...where oh where to hang it though...my dh will be pissed...hmmm...couch for him I guess....BWAHAHAHAHA

Tenneil said...

Melissa... i agree that shirt should really carry on in his daily life...should we send him one?? LOL!

Ellie said...

Hi, Mel!~~ will Pocket Edward pose for pictures with you in front of the calendar?

TheDogsBollocks said...

Where are my dirty girls? Don't hold out on me tonight, I'm freaking falling apart. Come spread some Rob love and cheer me the hell up (like it's possible).

Tenneil said...

Hey Ellie...

Ohhhh maybe PE should get a costume change??

Anonymous said...

The last two pictures of Rob are fabulous. They should left the scene with the white shirt in the movie. Oh, and the suit! The man can wear clothes. Yummy. Thanks, Gozde.

What are we going to do while he's filiming? There will be no new Rob tidbits for a while. Boo.

Tenneil said...

Hey DB.. did you say spread and Rob in the same sentence... that is off to a good start!!

Rominiwi said...

*dies of heart attack caused by the tight shirt photo*

Ellie said...

Hey, DB! I'm here, baby doll!

Hi, Tenneil~~

I'm gonna have to get that calendar. Just so much goodness to gawk at.

TheDogsBollocks said...

Fuck Fuck Fuck. I guess I'm on my own tonight. Shit!

Ellie said...

I'm thinking that tight white shirt should go really well with those tight white pants... *thud

Ellie said...

Aw, DB, I can be dirty!

Tenneil said...

Ellie.. there is so much robbie stuff out right now.. .I cant decide?? DVD is what I am wanting really!!

Ellie said...

I wasn't home earlier; Access Hollywood didn't show the deleted kissing scene like they teased yesterday?

Tenneil said...

Dirty... Ellie maybe DB needs some time in the naughty room?? if you cn spare sometime there??

Melissa said...

Hi Ellie and DB! Sadly I am sicker than shiz right now so I didn't get my Pocket Edward today. :( If I feel better tomorrow...HE IS MINE. LOL

Tenneil said...

Ellie.. holy hell that biting seen with bella finger... *thud*

Ellie said...

DB's welcome there anytime...Rob's always willing and able! LOL

Ellie said...

Aw, Mel, I'm sorry you're not feeling well~~and with the weekend starting, too...shit!

Tenneil said...

Are cyper germs still spreading around this place... maybe Rob does need a break??

Tenneil said...

Hey Melissa I hear that nyquil induce girls can be fun!!

Melissa said...

Ellie~I had plans this weekend too...now I am stuck @ home with bronchitis! YUCK

Tenneil said...

Good night ladies...

Rob dreams to you all!! DB and Mel..hope you fell better soon!!

TheDogsBollocks said...

Ellie, I know you can be dirty hun. I didn't catch you on before my outburst.

TheDogsBollocks said...

Goodnight Tenneil.

Ellie said...

'Night,Tenneil!

Whew, DB, you had me worrying about my dirty abilities. Now I can rest assurred! *wicked grin...

Mel, bronchitis sucks big time. Be a good girl and take all your medicines, and then you can gt back to being a dirty girl.

Ellie said...

All-call went out on the g-spot!

Ellie said...

Aw, c'mon, RB's, where the hell are you all? Staring at the videos again?? Get the Windex, spray the damn screen, put on new panties, and get your crazy asses on over here, pronto!

Ellie said...

(if you do, you'll get first dibs in the naughty room...)

Melissa said...

Ellie!!!! I'm back... :-)

Rose said...

ELLIE!!!!!
MELISSA!!!

Kat said...

Evening my beauties...

Rose said...

Kat:)

Melissa said...

Hi Rose & Kat!!! :)

Kat said...

Who's on... Ellie, Melissa, Rose... DB.... I'm a little high on paint fumes, so sorry if I've missed anyone...

Ellie said...

Yippee! No more conversations with myself!!!@

TheDogsBollocks said...

Okay, I'm in bed now on my laptop wallowing in self pity.

Ellie said...

Was it my pathetic All-call that brought any of you

Hi, Rose and Kat!

Rose said...

I think I could use some nyquil...

Rose said...

Hey DB!!!

Ellie said...

No, no, DB, stay and play!

Melissa said...

I may just take some effing Nyquil.

TheDogsBollocks said...

I wish Nyquil would help me.

Melissa said...

I heart Rob.





LOL

Ellie said...

I've never taken Nyquil. It really works,huh?

Ellie said...

Yep, Mel, you and me both, babe, you and me both...we ALL ♥ him...big time.

Rose said...

it really doesn't work for me...it actually makes me all anxious...

Rose said...

I hate Rob. I hate him with all my heart. I will hate him forever and ever.

Melissa said...

It does work, a little...

Ellie said...

Okay, lady, what did you do with our Rose, and who the hell ARE you?

Melissa said...

Rose~NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! Say it ain't so....

Rose said...

Hahahaha. Whats wrong with this Rose?

Oh wait.

This is fucking BULLSHIT ♥

Kat said...

Rose? Are you sniffing my paint fumes?

Melissa said...

LOL-Rose!

Rose said...

OK. Subsitute LOVE for HATE in my previous statement...
Of course I fucking love the bastard.

Ellie said...

Oh, good, now all is right with the world...

Rose said...

Shit. I can't fucking spell for shit today.
SUBSTITUTE...
Sheesh.

Sabrizzle said...

Good evening loves!

Rose said...

Sabrina ♥

Ellie said...

Sabrizzzzzzz! I've missed you!

Rose said...

it is actually pretty fucking quiet in here...

Sabrizzle said...

Hi Rose and Ellie! And Melissa and Kat! I've missed you too!

Sabrizzle said...

What's happening? I haven't read any of the comments yet.

TheDogsBollocks said...

Hey Sabrizz

Kat said...

Hi Sabrizzzzzzz...

Ellie said...

Not a whole fucking lot, Sabrina...

they didn't have the kissing scene on Access Hollywood tonight, like they teased??? :(

Rose said...

I was just gonna ask about that, Ellie...so there was nothing on the show today?

Sabrizzle said...

Hi DB! I was really sad to hear about the shit you've been dealing with. I hope things will get better really soon.

Sabrizzle said...

Fucking bullshit.

TheDogsBollocks said...

Thanks Sabriz, It's only getting worse. I'm being put in a yo yo situation and it's really confusing and heartbreaking for all of us.

Ellie said...

Rose, it looks like the scene they aired was the one that Goz posted, about Edward telling bella to stay out of the woods.

Ellie said...

xoxo, DB...

Sabrizzle said...

Shit, I'm really sorry to hear that DB.

Kat said...

Hugs DB... love ya girl.

Melissa said...

Hi Sabrizz!!! :)

Rose said...

Oh {{{DB}}} My heart goes out to you ♥

Jewels64 said...

Okay, we had fun...oh shit...we had fun! But I'm home early from a really fun date with tons of really good wine floating in my head and crap...I had fun!!!

HI MY LOVELY ROBKATS!!!!

HAVE I TOLD YOU HOW MUCH I LOVE ALL OF YOU TODAY! THANKS FOR ROCKING MY BIRTHDAY TODAY!!! MUUUAHHH!!! OLIVE JUICE TO ALL!!!!!

TheDogsBollocks said...

Thanks girls.

Jewels64 said...

Oh shit...I forgot my avatar was TomStu! I was just looking at it thinking... "Damn, He's hot! Who the fuck is that?!"


MORE WINE!!!!!

Rose said...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, JULES!

sounds like you had a good time tonight!!

Melissa said...

Hi Jules! Glad you had a great b-day!!!

Ellie said...

Jules, so happy that you had such a nice birthday today!

TwiHartRK said...

Hey Ladies - Happy trail day Jules! Hugs DB. WTF - Hugs and wine all around. Muah!

Ellie said...

Alie!!!! Hellllooooo!

Melissa said...

Helllloooo Alie~~

Rose said...

Hey Alie ♥

Ellie said...

Girls, we're going into NYC tomorrow to see Blue Man Group!!!
so excited! (we're not in the poncho section, just beyond that...)

TwiHartRK said...

Hi Ellie! Jules hoooray you had a good day. Love the video on facebook. Oh Hot Damn - Robkats are a beautiful bunch.

kimberlesk said...

Hello Robkats!!!

Happy B-day Jules -- I love you!!

Confession time -- I wasn't here earlier cuz I was suffering thru HSM3!!

anywahy, watching some crap horror film called Midnight Movei right now! and getting drunk, the usual friday night! Wait till you hear what I did today in honor of Jules B-day!

Kat said...

Jules, Alie.... hello....

Jules, Glad you're having a fucking rocking birthday :-)

Melissa said...

Have fun tomorrow, Ellie! I heard their show is great :)

Kat said...

Kim.... hellooooooo, how's PE?

Melissa said...

Hi Kim!!

HSM(any of them) is SHITEOUS!! I feel bad you were subjected to such torture.

Rose said...

Hey Kim ♥

TwiHartRK said...

OOOh - how fun Ellie. Whatd'ya do kim, huh? huh? Tell us!!

kimberlesk said...

PE is just as fine as always Kat!

Wish I could see his COCK!

Anyway, woke up this morning, feeling like shit and decided Fuck It, if the company's going under anyhow, why not take a well deserved Sick Day and make it a three day weekend -- Jules b-day should be national holiday afterall...

Jewels64 said...

Thanks Babes! Yep, I'm still a little pissed that Jonathon won't let me take a pic of him...cuz seriously...he rocks the Kellan Lutz look!

I am deliriously looney right now. Red Wine, good looking man who is funny as shit and missing underwear has me all in a tizzy....

Damn sex in public places! I'm placing my bets that I left my undies in some strategic place in his car....

Ellie said...

fun times, Jules...

kimberlesk said...

OK, so I was seriously going to devote the whole day to FF, but I also had another mission -- to get that fucking poster at Blockbuster ...

Ellie said...

Where's it hanging, Kim???

kimberlesk said...

I made sure it was OK with PE, before leaving ...

One of the ladies at work suggested I take some pics of PE at my dollhouse -- you might not have known, but I have a rather large, historic, Victorian dollhouse on display in my home and PE would be just the right size -- definitely going to take some pics this weekend.

Funny thing is, my dad calls it the Brothel -- cuz I could only find girl dolls (Dawn dolls, how many of you remember those?) to inhabit the place ... How perfect is that for PE?

Jewels64 said...

Aw Rat Shit Kim! I didn't mean for you to stay up so late last night...

Damn It! That's it!

Kim, will you live in sin with me....promising we will bend each other over the couch whenever possible?

Take kinky pix with Pocket Edward...(I know he loves your nips)?

Will you drink with me until we reach an absolute stupor, laughing like a bunch of silly old cackling hens?

Promise me that if we ever do go to Vegas (BABY!) that if and when we do see Brody Jenner we go all psycho just like a Twi Mom who has seen Rob for the first time?

Love You! Love the Hair! Hope you say "YES!"

Anonymous said...


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Helllooooo lovely RKs
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Kat said...

I'm holding my breath.... will she say yes?

Kat said...

AJ... hi lovely....

kimberlesk said...

So I went to Blockbuster, with a plan, that if they were sold-out, I knew of at least four other blockbusters in the area -- but thank God, they had him!!

Fuckers, I decided to walk around and found three dvds to rent -- total $26-something. Know wonder they're going bankrupt -- when you can go to Redbox and rent for $1 a night!

TwiHartRK said...

Hi AJ!

kimberlesk said...

OMG Jules -- Yes, FUCKING Yes!!!

You had me at Brody Jenner!

Jewels64 said...

Kat...if the shiteous wench says no...I'm revising the proposal for you....

Ellie said...

Hiya, AJ! Happy to see you tonight! ♥

Rose said...

Hey AJ♥

Anonymous said...

I'm trying to interject as many ♥s as I can in my posts from now on.

It makes me happy! :)

♥♥♥
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Kat said...

Oh shit, I was so fucking close to having Jules to myself... rawrrrrr to you Kim.... rawrrrrr....

Jewels64 said...

YAY! Kim!!!!

I'm going to find the first gumball machine I can find (75 cents for you baby!) and try to score you the most hideous plastic fake ring ever!!!

I'm so happy! If I were to hurt you...you don't know how much that tortures me....

Ellie said...

The story of JulKim: two sexy wenches who bend over backwards for each other...while taking sordid photos of a guy named Pocket Edward (who, in fact, they pose in impossibly strange positions and gawk at)...

Film at 11.

TwiHartRK said...

LMAO Ellie!

Kimberlesk said...

OK, back to my story ...

I'm at the checkout at BB and the guys has the fucking balls to say after seeing my poster ... would you like to preorder a dvd of Twilight?

So I tell him that I already preordered it from both Borders and Target and this girl behind me says .. are you ready for this?

Have you seen the movie? It's really good.

so I told her -- I've had it on DVD since four days after it came out and she just doesn't get it at all -- hello brains -- she fucking says -- I saw it in the movies and it was great!!

I decided not to tell this dense bitch that I fucking saw it Friday, Saturday and Sunday on opening weekend -- and just said, Did you read the books?

She said , No but I heard they were good ...

Jewels64 said...

Kat...shhhhh....

I'll keep you as my mistress on the side...

That photo you sent me of you as some kinda sexy bar maid pouring intoxicating beverages into a glass just got me all hot and bothered....

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