ROBsessed™ - Addicted to Robert Pattinson: Happy Valentines Day

Happy Valentines Day - Take 2

You ain't right Rob...

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Ellie said...: Alie, I ain't touching that one!; February 15, 2009 at 12:32 AM
Laura said...: Melissa...I don't think dh would let me. It's his shirt. And I don't think he will sacrifice it once he hears what it will be used for! lol; February 15, 2009 at 12:33 AM
Kat said...: Laura... can you tie it around his waist?; February 15, 2009 at 12:33 AM
Melissa said...: ¿No se da cuenta de ella que nosotros la ignoramos?; February 15, 2009 at 12:34 AM
Jewels64 said...: Tenneil...here is my list of all the things Dom Edward can do for me or more to the point "to" me:

1) Make me clean my house naked while he terrorizes me with a feather duster....

2) Spank me to the point to remind me why my children don't like it...yeah...that will never happen...

3) Blindfold me, tie my hands behind my back, bend me over a chair and then proceed to make me recite the Gettysburg Address verbatim.... for every wrong answer...there is ice!

4) Make me wake up anytime now...cuz this shit isn't helping me.....; February 15, 2009 at 12:34 AM
Laura said...: Great idea, Kat! I could try that. Any other suggestions for props for COLORADO Bob?; February 15, 2009 at 12:34 AM
Kat said...: Lenny... you really shouldn't have said that.; February 15, 2009 at 12:34 AM
Melissa said...: LOL, Laura...thats too bad. My husband would do the same...LOL; February 15, 2009 at 12:35 AM
Ellie said...: Laura, how about like the way Trixie did the boxer shorts? Just
hold the shirt up in front of him and use funtack or something?
Notice I use the word "him" instead of "it"...we're hopeless.; February 15, 2009 at 12:36 AM
Tenneil said...: now I understand where utter darkness comes from... you have some rob rage!!! and have edward a raging; February 15, 2009 at 12:36 AM
Jewels64 said...: BOB? MY FAVORITE BOB IN THE WHOLE WORLD? Or am I just barking up the wrong tree with this one....; February 15, 2009 at 12:36 AM
Tenneil said...: colorado bob needs a pipe???; February 15, 2009 at 12:37 AM
Melissa said...: Laura, you def. need a beanie. :); February 15, 2009 at 12:37 AM
TheDogsBollocks said...: Kat, culo es más inteligente, como lo; February 15, 2009 at 12:37 AM
MiCh said...: BWAHAHAAH.. I'm LMAO reading your comments in spanish. The best comment: Ellie's. Can't picture Ellie saying that! Hilarious!; February 15, 2009 at 12:37 AM
Kat said...: Árbol equivocado? Árbol?; February 15, 2009 at 12:37 AM
Tenneil said...: I'll show him where he can stick that pipe of his!!!; February 15, 2009 at 12:38 AM
Laura said...: That's a good idea, too, Ellie! I need to do some experimenting with CO Rob tomorrow then.

Ooh, naughty!; February 15, 2009 at 12:38 AM
Ellie said...: I think he should hold a roll of Brawny paper towels...

Kat, you did NOT call me that, right??? *eyes narrowing, lips pursed; February 15, 2009 at 12:38 AM
Kat said...: Stacy - Usted me está confundiendo! ¿Quién es el culo?; February 15, 2009 at 12:39 AM
Laura said...: Oh yes, definitely a beanie!; February 15, 2009 at 12:39 AM
Kat said...: Lenny... I have no idea what you're talking about!; February 15, 2009 at 12:40 AM
Melissa said...: La chica loca es el culo; February 15, 2009 at 12:40 AM
Laura said...: quick get NBC, the jonas brothers are on!

*HORK*; February 15, 2009 at 12:41 AM
Tenneil said...: okay really lost "lenny" not only spanish but now "lenny"... WTF; February 15, 2009 at 12:41 AM
Melissa said...: Colorado Bob could perhaps use a cigarette?? Maybe ;); February 15, 2009 at 12:41 AM
Melissa said...: *HORK* is right

Please tell me they do not have white pants on. PLEASE!!!; February 15, 2009 at 12:42 AM
Kat said...: Estoy de acuerdo con eso.; February 15, 2009 at 12:42 AM
Ellie said...: MiCh, I'm glad I can surprise and amuse you!! lol xoxo

why are you surprised, by the way?; February 15, 2009 at 12:42 AM
Jewels64 said...: Laura...do not watch it...as much as you think you wanna see it...don't do it!; February 15, 2009 at 12:43 AM
Laura said...: No white pants, Melissa, but Joe must think we want to stare at his cock because his pants are really fucking tight. DOUBLE HORK.; February 15, 2009 at 12:43 AM
Melissa said...: Kat-
La chica loca necesita para calmar y callarse; February 15, 2009 at 12:44 AM
TheDogsBollocks said...: Je vais commuter au Français; February 15, 2009 at 12:44 AM
Laura said...: Unfortunately, I did, Jules. It was highly disturbing. Never again!!; February 15, 2009 at 12:44 AM
Jewels64 said...: The only pants I wanna see are the tight gray I don't leave anything up to the imagination Daniel Gale gray pants....; February 15, 2009 at 12:44 AM
TwiHartRK said...: Yeah, Laura, I meant MiCh is your translator, I'm worthless.; February 15, 2009 at 12:44 AM
Melissa said...: Laura, hence all the white pants...tight white pants. I think he wants to show the world while he is a "purity ring" psuedo virgin, he likes to rock out with his

COCK

out.

*TRIPLE HORK*; February 15, 2009 at 12:45 AM
Laura said...: YOu would think that since my best friend from Kindergarten to 8th grade was Columbian, I would know some of this spanish, but here I am copying and pasting into spanishdict.com. So sad...; February 15, 2009 at 12:45 AM
TheDogsBollocks said...: Bwahaha Melissa. Ditto.; February 15, 2009 at 12:45 AM
Laura said...: Oohh, sorry Alie, I didn't get that at first!; February 15, 2009 at 12:46 AM
Laura said...: LMAO, Melissa. True dat.; February 15, 2009 at 12:47 AM
Kat said...: Θα πρέπει να συνεχίσουμε να προσπαθούμε απλώς μια διαφορετική γλώσσα.; February 15, 2009 at 12:47 AM
Melissa said...: Je serai heureux de parler en français; February 15, 2009 at 12:47 AM
Ellie said...: Jules, are you watching the skit right now??????; February 15, 2009 at 12:47 AM
MiCh said...: Completely off-topic but.. OMG, Caleb Followill is such a hottie!; February 15, 2009 at 12:47 AM
Jewels64 said...: The triple hork...that's fucking priceless!; February 15, 2009 at 12:48 AM
Laura said...: Kat, that looks like fucking Mordor or Elvish language from LOTR!

Are you trying to entice Aragorn or Legolas to come to the blog? LOL!; February 15, 2009 at 12:48 AM
Tenneil said...: you guys are killing me really...; February 15, 2009 at 12:48 AM
Kat said...: Vi skal bare fortsette å prøve et annet språk.; February 15, 2009 at 12:48 AM
Melissa said...: LOL, Laura and Stacy..you know its true!!

KAT-WTF? LOL; February 15, 2009 at 12:48 AM
Jewels64 said...: Els...No...I'm blogging with you fine ladies and chatting with "E"...; February 15, 2009 at 12:49 AM
Melissa said...: Thanks, Jules! And how are you this evening? Sounds like you are being a bit naughty...?? LOL; February 15, 2009 at 12:49 AM
TwiHartRK said...: What, I missed Mistress, Ellie speaking Spanish? Shocking.; February 15, 2009 at 12:49 AM
TheDogsBollocks said...: This is how we amuse ourselves Tenneil. You gotta switch it up sometimes to keep the excitement. Just like in the bedroom.; February 15, 2009 at 12:49 AM
Kat said...: Laura... it's Greek. I spent my summers on the island of Crete until I was about 13...

LOTR... confuses the shit out of me.; February 15, 2009 at 12:50 AM
Tenneil said...: Jules... he's not coming over??? WTF...; February 15, 2009 at 12:50 AM
Ellie said...: Haha, Laura, it's Greek to me!; February 15, 2009 at 12:51 AM
Melissa said...: Laura-it is for sure Elvish. Legolas made sure to teach me so I would understand all the things he was calling out last night.; February 15, 2009 at 12:51 AM
Laura said...: Jules..is this "Emmett" you're texting? YUM!; February 15, 2009 at 12:51 AM
TheDogsBollocks said...: Kat were you speaking arabic? Man you are hot when you are uber intellegent.; February 15, 2009 at 12:51 AM
Jewels64 said...: I am being naughty Melissa...when am I not? Must write Chapter 10 of my Rob porn....now that Chapter 15 is done on Utter Darkness!; February 15, 2009 at 12:52 AM
Melissa said...: Kat-I love LOTR. I have the collectors edition dvd set. SICK, I know. My husband hates it!!!; February 15, 2009 at 12:52 AM
TwiHartRK said...: Laura, what video are you and Jules talking about?; February 15, 2009 at 12:52 AM
Laura said...: LMAO, Melissa and Ellie!!

Kat-I am so jealous! Greece is my dream destination!; February 15, 2009 at 12:52 AM
Tenneil said...: where do I find 1-9 chap of rob porn???; February 15, 2009 at 12:53 AM
MiCh said...: I don't know Ellie, for some strange reason I can picture you saying FUCK YOU or ASS, but I can't picture you saying CHINGA TU MADRE or CULO.. BWAHAAHA. Weird.; February 15, 2009 at 12:53 AM
Melissa said...: Jules, where can one read chapter one through nine of Rob Porn?; February 15, 2009 at 12:53 AM
Kat said...: Stacy :-( Estoy caliente sólo cuando se habla griego?; February 15, 2009 at 12:53 AM
Laura said...: Melissa, I'm a LOTR nerd, too! Hello? I mean, I do have a CO Aragorn after all!

Alie, I was talking about Jules' boytoy that looks like Emmett!; February 15, 2009 at 12:53 AM
TheDogsBollocks said...: Well I never Mich. LOL. That's the spanish I know.; February 15, 2009 at 12:54 AM
Melissa said...: Mich-Caleb Followill is so hot-I just found your comment. :); February 15, 2009 at 12:54 AM
TwiHartRK said...: Oh - Yum Jules!; February 15, 2009 at 12:55 AM
TheDogsBollocks said...: Usted es siempre caliente

Okay, I was guessing arabic. LOL.; February 15, 2009 at 12:55 AM
Ellie said...: MiCh,

fuckfuckfuckfuck...

oh, and cock. lol; February 15, 2009 at 12:56 AM
TheDogsBollocks said...: Oooh can I jump in the Caleb orgy pile?; February 15, 2009 at 12:56 AM
Melissa said...: Holy Shit, Laura???!!! A CO Aragorn?? YUM. I want one of those...but I am partial to Legolas...and Frodo-but only from the feet up.; February 15, 2009 at 12:56 AM
Melissa said...: Yes, you may, Stacy. Jump on in! :); February 15, 2009 at 12:57 AM
Tenneil said...: wheres the twitch in that cock.. Ellie???; February 15, 2009 at 12:57 AM
TheDogsBollocks said...: Aragorn is NOT from Colorado, nor does he dress like a lumberjack.; February 15, 2009 at 12:58 AM
Kat said...: Laura... if you get the chance go. It is so beautiful and everyone is so sweet.; February 15, 2009 at 12:58 AM
Melissa said...: Aragorn could wear anything and I would still jump his bones! Me likey long time. LOL; February 15, 2009 at 12:59 AM
TheDogsBollocks said...: Hey, who will look at my blog to tell me if the colors hurt their fucking eyes? Before I make that shit private and block all your asses out. LOL.; February 15, 2009 at 12:59 AM
Kat said...: Temblores pollas ¡uníos!; February 15, 2009 at 12:59 AM
Ellie said...: Rob es el mejor pedazo de culo que he visto en toda mi vida!; February 15, 2009 at 1:00 AM
Laura said...: Girls....here's my "collection". Clearly, I have a problem, but I hope y'all love me anyway :)

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=44831929&l=c452d&id=23406284; February 15, 2009 at 1:00 AM
Jewels64 said...: Melissa...I'll send them to ya!

I did those thru emails only! Brown paper wrapper thing and all that.....; February 15, 2009 at 1:01 AM
Ellie said...: Stacy, I LOVE the color.; February 15, 2009 at 1:01 AM
Kat said...: Melissa... watch out, they're fucking HOT as fuck.; February 15, 2009 at 1:02 AM
Jewels64 said...: Well fuck me running naked through the rain with a god damn chainsaw..."E" is tired....he wanted to get some sleep...

Sure the mutherfucker can give me four unicorns in an hour, but he needs sleep? The fucking nerve....; February 15, 2009 at 1:02 AM
Melissa said...: Thanks Jules!; February 15, 2009 at 1:02 AM
Jewels64 said...: Kat, I'm working on Chapter 10...I'm having a really hard time getting through it cuz I keep getting distracted by batteries, and spin cycles....WTF?; February 15, 2009 at 1:03 AM
Melissa said...: Laura!!!!

YOU HAVE A CO ANAKIN??? AAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!

I am so jealous.; February 15, 2009 at 1:04 AM
MiCh said...: BWAHAHAAA.. stop Ellie, stop.. you're going to kill me :))

Duh, KOL only sang "Sex On Fire".. it was great, though!; February 15, 2009 at 1:04 AM
Tenneil said...: Jules...sleep.. he wants to sleep its Vday... he can sleep.. tomorrow... WTF... 4 really... you gooooo girl; February 15, 2009 at 1:04 AM
Jewels64 said...: Laura...your collection is like mine...154 pix of Rob hotness...God I'm so stalker obsessed!; February 15, 2009 at 1:04 AM
Laura said...: I do, Melissa! He's broken though, so he has to stay on his knees all the time.

Can't wait to see what you guys do with that one...LOL; February 15, 2009 at 1:05 AM
Ellie said...: Interviews with Ashley greene and Kellan Lutz on right now. Local tv; February 15, 2009 at 1:05 AM
Melissa said...: Thanks for the warning Kat...I tend to like things that are HOT as FUCK!

Mainly

COCK!

TWITCH!

ROB!

See the trend???

LOL; February 15, 2009 at 1:05 AM
TheDogsBollocks said...: Quiero jugar la piel el hueso con Rob; February 15, 2009 at 1:06 AM
Tenneil said...: Laura you say that likes it a bad thing!!! lol; February 15, 2009 at 1:06 AM
Melissa said...: Anakin on his knees? Yes Please. Where do I sign up?; February 15, 2009 at 1:07 AM
Jewels64 said...: Mel....Sending you the Rob porn now!; February 15, 2009 at 1:07 AM
TheDogsBollocks said...: I have the Rob porn saved.; February 15, 2009 at 1:08 AM
Tenneil said...: rob porn... you guys are holding back...lol share rememeber; February 15, 2009 at 1:08 AM
Laura said...: His light sabre fell off, too! (Hopefully not the one in his pants, though) I need to check on that tomorrow! haha; February 15, 2009 at 1:08 AM
Melissa said...: Thanks, Jules. I think I just got it...; February 15, 2009 at 1:09 AM
Kat said...: O.M.G... I'm reading World Without Sound and he just, well, you know... end of chapter 11. Fuck me. I love him.; February 15, 2009 at 1:09 AM
Ellie said...: Ashley Greene:"Rob is hysterical, Kristem is very mature"

Kellan:he wanted "Emmett and the Bear" outtake in the movie.; February 15, 2009 at 1:09 AM
Tenneil said...: how did you do that... you nasty girl... making things fall off ??; February 15, 2009 at 1:09 AM
Tenneil said...: world without sound ...link please; February 15, 2009 at 1:11 AM
Laura said...: Kat, you're reading WWS?! Isn't Deaf Edward so fucking schmexy??! Gah, I love him!!; February 15, 2009 at 1:11 AM
TheDogsBollocks said...: You know you are dry humping your CO to roughly when things fall off.; February 15, 2009 at 1:11 AM
Melissa said...: Oh, hell no, Laura!! The light sabre?? REALLY? What fun will he be now? LOL; February 15, 2009 at 1:11 AM
Ellie said...: Michelle, eres un pedazo de culo caliente demasiado y Rob sería un bastardo con suerte si se queda usted!; February 15, 2009 at 1:11 AM
Melissa said...: Gah! I want to read WWS but I started the arrangement...should I keep reading the arrangement or skip to WWS??; February 15, 2009 at 1:12 AM
Tenneil said...: as least you have a co to hump... which is more than most... i must say..; February 15, 2009 at 1:12 AM
Jewels64 said...: Stacy...Chapter 10 is killing me...It's freaky hot....; February 15, 2009 at 1:12 AM
Tenneil said...: arrangement is hot!! melissa...; February 15, 2009 at 1:13 AM
Jewels64 said...: Shit Melissa...The Arrangement's first chapter caused a big ass puddle!; February 15, 2009 at 1:13 AM
TheDogsBollocks said...: Mmmm Jules, I can't wait. Seriously...I'm drooling.; February 15, 2009 at 1:13 AM
Laura said...: Melissa, if you want sweet and want to fall in love with Deaf Edward, go with WWS. If you want wet your panties hot (with a little sweet, too) go with Arrangement. They're both great!; February 15, 2009 at 1:15 AM
Jewels64 said...: Alrighty then...must get back to it...Need for Stacy to have paydirt tonight....; February 15, 2009 at 1:15 AM
Melissa said...: The first chapter was pretty damn, hot Jules...; February 15, 2009 at 1:15 AM
Kat said...: Jules... don't tease...; February 15, 2009 at 1:15 AM
Laura said...: Rob quiero follar conmigo en su piano! ¿Quién es el próximo después de mí?; February 15, 2009 at 1:16 AM
Jewels64 said...: Yes...I'll say it...

I'm a COCK tease!; February 15, 2009 at 1:16 AM
MiCh said...: *picks herself off the floor*

OMG Ellie, I just melted into a puddle reading that!

Rob, Ellie tiene razón! Trae tu lindo trasero de regreso a México y prepárate para la mejor noche de pasión que has disfrutado en tu vida!; February 15, 2009 at 1:16 AM
Jewels64 said...: Whose got their strap on ready for me?; February 15, 2009 at 1:16 AM
TheDogsBollocks said...: ME ME!!; February 15, 2009 at 1:17 AM
Tenneil said...: well ladies must get some rest... you have all been wonderful tonight!! till me speak again!!!

OLIVE JUICE.... ladies; February 15, 2009 at 1:18 AM
Melissa said...: ¡Escójame! Deseo un paseo en su piano. Yo también daría una vuelta en su golpe arriba BMW. ..a paseo largo.; February 15, 2009 at 1:18 AM
TwiHartRK said...: Who else had read a World Without Sound? You are loving it Kat? Yea!!

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4292727/1/

I'm off to bed ladies. Going to read the host. FF will have to wait for another night.

Muahh!; February 15, 2009 at 1:19 AM
Honey said...: Girls, I could not help but fucking think of sex all during the pro lacrosse game tonight. References:

(1) Sticks & balls
(2) Fast & furious
(3) (After someone fr opposing team falls down crowd chants) HARDER! HARDER!
(4) Bobbing & weaving thru the playas
(5) Johnny Who? (Normally we’d say “Tavares”) Sex Hair
(6) We countdown for the next SCORE. We SCORED 25-10. Like them odds.
(7) “To the box” (after the penal-ty)
(8) At the end, we all left satisfied & them mo-fo’s do a fucking victory lap. YES!

Me : Italian Wine & 7 layers dip. WHOOO HOOO

Oh, in my head this was shaping up for some goddamn good ass smutty sex FF fest. But maybe it was the goddamn beer? Holy hell I’m swearing a lot. I must need more dip & less wine lol.

This is so goddamn long I wonder if anyone will even bother. OH WELL.... :)

Hello to one & all !!! I'm buzzed right the fuck up :); February 15, 2009 at 1:19 AM
Melissa said...: Good night Alie!!; February 15, 2009 at 1:20 AM
TheDogsBollocks said...: Mich - Entonces usted debe enviar a Rob a mi casa después; February 15, 2009 at 1:20 AM
Melissa said...: Es extraño cómo una hojas locas de persona y otro llega en su lugar; February 15, 2009 at 1:21 AM
Honey said...: Jeez can I ramble or what? my friends are laughing at me now.

Anyone else drunk or hungry? lol; February 15, 2009 at 1:21 AM
Tenneil said...: Hey Honey... I am leaving ... sorry I missed you sounds like you having a good time... still; February 15, 2009 at 1:22 AM
Laura said...: Night Alie!; February 15, 2009 at 1:22 AM
TheDogsBollocks said...: Estoy pensando la misma cosa; February 15, 2009 at 1:22 AM
Laura said...: Melissa, you fucking read my mind! check your email!! lol; February 15, 2009 at 1:23 AM
Honey said...: Oh Tenneil, I was hoping you could be my drunk buddy lol.

Night then. Maybe tomorrow? not drunk, just buddies; February 15, 2009 at 1:24 AM
Ellie said...: Alie, sleep well! Olive juice, ! xoxo; February 15, 2009 at 1:24 AM
TwiHartRK said...: Me encanta robkats mucho!; February 15, 2009 at 1:24 AM
Melissa said...: gran mentes piensan semejante; February 15, 2009 at 1:25 AM
Tenneil said...: bye love.... hope you feel like talking tomorrow.. sounds like your having ALOT of fun!!!

Nite; February 15, 2009 at 1:25 AM
MiCh said...: Melissa, I burst into laughs reading your comment.. damn online translators, they are funny!

Cuenta con ello Stacy. Rob estará en tu casa después de haber pasado por la mía. Espero que no te importe que te lo mande cansado; después de todo lo que haremos, el pobre hombre estará exhausto!; February 15, 2009 at 1:28 AM
Jewels64 said...: Sorry ladies...I keep popping in between writing smut for my babes and wanting to see what you are talking about now...I think I'll go to email...so much easier for us to keep up the proper crassness there!; February 15, 2009 at 1:28 AM
Honey said...: Feeling fine is questionable.

only 1 bottle left. So, we're gonna head out in < 1/2hr.

Love ya T; February 15, 2009 at 1:28 AM
Melissa said...: Mich-are you referring to my BMW comment?? LOL :); February 15, 2009 at 1:29 AM
TheDogsBollocks said...: Mich...
Apenas lo guardaré un día adicional por tiempo de recuperación. No problema

I really hate these online translations.; February 15, 2009 at 1:33 AM
MiCh said...: Melissa--yep, the piano/BMW comment was funny because "to ride" means "pasear" (take a ride) and "montar" (like a cowboy.. or girl in this case ;) but the translator only gave you "pasear" (take a ride); February 15, 2009 at 1:38 AM
Melissa said...: Yeah, Mich, I don't speak Spanish but I can understand some...and I thought some of the translations sounded a little off. LOL I would still like to take a ride both places though...LOL; February 15, 2009 at 1:45 AM
MiCh said...: ¡Al fin libres! Saludos a la gente buena.. descansen, sueñen bonito y nos vemos mañana!; February 15, 2009 at 1:54 AM
Ellie said...: Nite, MiCh! xoxoxoxoxoxo; February 15, 2009 at 1:57 AM