Gossip Round-up

First is from Lainey (who is a total bitch about Rob and I shall not post a link, no hits for her from us!) I have deleted the parts where she insulted Rob. She was at the Grey Goose party:

Some girls like chests, others like a great ass, some prefer arms, I’m a hand girl, and also…the back of the neck. It’s a tricky area. A neck too thick and it can be a dealbreaker. A neck too thin is pin head-y and weird. A neck with odd directional hair can be… I can’t even go there.

But the back of Robert Pattinson’s neck is perfect. His hair tapers to a lovely pretty peak and then it just stops. No strays, great skin, boyish but not childish. So there. That should get you cougars quivering.

Finally, I did run into Pattinson at the valet. He’d been texting. At this point he had on a black leather jacket and there was an young aunt-ish (your uncle’s second or third wife) looking lady with her arm looped into his and she was cold so he was like – come inside, warm up, you don’t have to stand out there, and I remember thinking to myself: is that how high his voice is?

Later on we saw him at the Standard.

One of our readers let's call her "Sam" sent us this bit:

Ok how unlucky am I today? I was at "a store" on Beverly Hills to visit some friends before my hair appointment down the street. I stayed for about 30 minutes then ran off. My friend who works at the store texted me an hour later saying that he just left and she couldn't call me while he was there. I just missed him by a hair. He must be getting his tux for the Oscars. Any who...thought I'd share. I see you have pics of him already posted. So close yet so far. Bye for now. (Gozde: I removed the specifics per "Sam"s request :)

From celebuzz.com :

Robert Pattinson threw some serious vampire magic late last night at Coach & Horses pub in Los Angeles.

When the Twilight star showed up with a group of friends at the British-themed bar after 10 p.m last night "the girl I was working with freaked out," bartender Peter Renaud tells Celebuzz.

"She went over to his table to serve him. He took it upon himself to introduce himself and shook her hand. And it happened. She turned into a five-year-old girl," Renaud says.

"From her reaction, he's clearly as hot in person as he is in film. She was too shy to really say anything to him."

Pattinson, in town to present at Sunday's Academy Awards, hung out with primarily British friends for about 2 1/2 hours. Heineken was the drink of choice.

"He was pretty much left alone, it was dark and they chilled," says Renaud. "Just booze, nice music and conversation."

Other than that old age-transportation-trick pulled on the bartender perhaps the only remarkable moment of the evening was when one of Pattinson's group fell off her barstool. "They all had a good laugh about that," says Renaud.

Oh, and one other note: Robert if you are reading this, your friend Zeb left his hat at the bar.

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