RUN Rob! Run for the hills!
From eonline.com:Watch out, Robert Pattinson!
It sounds like Paris Hilton wouldn't mind sinking her teeth into you.
"I just saw Twilight last night for the first time, and I have to say that I think Rob is a beautiful man and an amazing actor," Hilton gushed to us at Cash Money Records' Lil Wayne party. "He's fabulous!"
Yes, Hilton realizes she's a little a late to the Twilight game...
"Now I understand all the hype," she explained. "I just didn't get it before, but now it all makes sense. I really enjoyed the movie and loved watching Rob in it."
Gozde: You wouldn't understand all the hype since you probably don't even know how to read, never heard of the books and thought Twilight was a Discovery Channel movie about the wonders of the world.
Now go and cleanse your minds/souls with the .gif spam I posted below :))
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110 comments:
OME! pooooor guy feel so sorry for him, now Paris Hilton? ew really get your mind of him
Oh God...please please please pray that she doesn't get within 10ft of him and that if she does, he has a can of lysol handy. Ugh, throwing up now.........
Rob please run.... she is just following a trend... when the twilight hype is over she'll find the next new thing...
but we all know better....Rob is here to stay... I think he knows better... Beside Paris I sure wears matching undergarments...
Rob no likey....
Oh this made me giggle in hysterics, well... mainly Gozde's comment.
Rob is in HIGH demand, but I think Paris would scare him off - she's so high maintenance!
~kd
ick
(that's all I gotta say about that, ala Forest Gump)
hey honey your back...
How was your meeting??? anything interesting??? Defend Rob today??lol
ewwwwwww. oh no. and shes here filming her "british best friend" reality tv shite. robs got better taste than that!!!! we knows it gals!
Hi Tenneil! I still love when i read/hear "Hi Honey". I'm so needy lol.
Mtg? Eyes glazed over. Can only hear so much on infrastructure. Blah blah blah.
Paris? Oh boy. I TRY not to be judgmental but I'd like to think he can choose wisely.
Rob, if you smell the stench of cheap perfume, bleach, and rotten crotch, run for your life!!!!!
Infrastructure & stimulus $. water, waste, sewer. Paris. My brain skips around but I'm lol'ing to myself. Pry makes no sense to everyone else...
Didn't answer bout defending. Yes, I tried to convince & recruit that woman I talked about before. Her daughter loves him. She rules lol
Hi Honey... just for you and your needs!!!lol
I dont think she has a freakin chance.... he could surprise me??
I dont think that I could take that surpise though... dont do it ROB please sont hurt me that way...
just case that was suppose to be dont not sont..opps
Gem, she's filming for a new british best friend?
Oh no. They better not do some stupid contest thing about him. Poor baby. Run is right. He's gonna be a marathoner soon lol. (Hmm, all that stamina...)
Oh Gem, she's in England???? CRAP!!!
Rob run over here to Ireland I'll hide ya !!! ;-)LOL
Her American BF must have dumped her already!! LOL
Yes. Ireland. Or in my D.C. hotel room. Whatever's clever lol
Where is he ..... maybe we could all stake out the pubs in London and protect him if he's still there....I hope Shes in the same any where... where he is..
Oppps again ..meant to say I hope she not any where near where he is ...sorry
We all understand your need to protect. Paris? *confused sigh*
Seriously if I see that video of Rob... licking his lips and thumb... I am going to pass out.. HOT... *sigh*
more unicorns await!!!
run rob ruuuuun! she'll give you herpes or gnoherrea or some odd std or group of std's
ruuuuuunnnn
Heaven forbid!!! aaaggghhh!!!
Were we separated at birth Tenneil?
I love that licking one too. I think my fave is the confused/scared one. Vulnerable much? Sooo adorable.
Ummm...the word "hot" will never fall from these lips again when it comes to Rob. UUUGGGGHHHHH!
Fuck, why did Paris have to ruin it? WTF? His holy freaking ....... is now something I can no longer say because of a jumped up debutante, self aborbed, ego maniacal bee-yotch!
Crap...I hate the color pink now too.
LMAOOO i love goz's comments!!! hehehe! i don't think rob will EVER be that desperate....i'm pretty sure he will turn to tomstu for lovin before her nastyyyy ass! hehe! : P
she better back..the...f*ck....up! she is such an airhead. how do you JUST find out about Twilight!?
ohhh lordddy! how are you ladies!
Lacey Love! Hi darlin!....Had your fill of gossip rags yet today...cuz I was flippantly wasting every moment I could supporting the pap's habitz by even opening one! Damn I felt so wrong and dirty....
I love gozde comments :-)
LMFAO
I would reallly realllly reallly like to scream lol. I was afraid of this...I truely was...I hope he stays away from her. I mean my heart will cry if Robert is seen anywhere close to this girl.
OOOHHH Honey!!! LMAO
Jewels... a women after my own heart... Hot and pink will NEVER be apart of my life again...
"Back... the... F.... up".
Loves it lol
Honey ....
Paris better watch her back.... cause we waiting for her!!!lol
Miss Paris Hilton can take a very long walk off a very short pier as long as I am concerned...
Total waste of human skin that one......
While I don't condone violence (but I do like pain from time to time lol) I do condone skinny girls getting fat.
Quick, recipes for the blondie...I wish i could cook...
LMFAO
Girls..girls ...girlssss
do we really think that SHE (cant even say her name) would get anywhere near Robert... really...
I just pray that he doesnt have a laps in judgement..
Can you imagine Her fat... that would be funny as hell!!
LOL
I love paris hilton to death, she's ugly coyote
ohhhh yesss jewels!! i feel SOO dirty about it too!!! i even googled "pap pics of rob pattinson" ....i feel SO dirty and bad and needless to say "guilty" for opposing carebear! i think we should be sent to the naughty room for our "bad behavior" : )
Lacey...I'll follow you in there...we can shudder in pleasure together as we wait for Rob and his ultimate punishment of the both of us....YUM!
yuummmmyy! i cannot wait! i might have to be bad on a regular basis now....hehe! i'll be waiting! : )
sooo how was your day jules!! are you drooling over those gifs! mmm! cannot get enough of those!!
hehehe thanks honey! if i ever see them together...those will be my exact words. "back...the....f....up!"
: )
Paris makes me giggle. She's a silly silly girl. And so far out of his league. *still laughing at her ridiculousness*
Cracking me up as always, Gozde! Your comments were hysterical.
Rob should officially be on HIGH ALERT. He needs a survival guide to staying away from Paris Hilton:
1) If you see bleached, fried hair heading your way, run for your life in the opposite direction.
2) If you hear a ditzy, obnoxiously stupid voice near you, turn around and flee.
3) If the above two tips fail you, and she still manages to find/pounce on you, proceed to curl into the fetal position and flail your arms until you knock that bitch out... Then immediately go to the doctor and get vaccinated... God only knows what kind of damage skin-on-skin contact would cause.
I want to puke!!!
Days without internet and now I found out Paris bitch is trying to grope our boy??
Remember that "The Ladies Room" (Brooke and Monty) interview? One of them told Rob that Paris would try and hit on him, that he still didn´t know that because he was from London, but that she was a skank (SIC). They asked him to watch out anf IF he did hang out with her to remember she was deadly and that by that they meant literally "go to a free clinic because if you hang out with her there will not be enoug topical lotion in the world"!!!
I hope he remembers that and
if he does hang out with her, he dresses little Rob down there up with more than one rubber thingie!!!
WHAT AN AMAZING BANNER!!! Drooling all over my keyboard...
Rob is in London and safe my darlings.... At least I hope he is!
Tom has way too many distractions for him, as do Sam and Marcus....
It is the full on "Bros before Ho's" meeting that is in full swing...(YEAH BABY! DO I MAKE YOU HORNY?).....
I love me my single Rob....but he does need to tap something every once in a while to stay sane...God knows I do.....
Eww, i just threw up all over my keyboard. He is way too good for her. I dont think i would like him as much if he got her herpies LMFFO
Yow, we're some bad ass cock blockers.
Hope the London army is poised just in cases.
Agreed tho, he is a man after all. A very desirable man so I don't see his palms getting hairy any time soon....
Jewels....
Bros before Hos... LOL
But its SHE in London taping some reality thingy???
Someone needs to do some recon on that london best friend filming issue
Yak. That disease ridden bitch. Hell to the NO.
Hi girls. I just dropped in to say that. Back to one of my guilty pleasures----- 90210.
I dont think I can think about that skank any more....
Lets talk about our Rob and all the good times we have had with him and all of his beautiful talents... some we know and some we dont... unforunately...
Jewels is right she can take a long walk off a short pier...
FYI
Secret service has been notified!!
oh good the secret service. let's hope she doesn't pop in here cuz then our cover's blown. (blown lol)
agreed, i'll try not to dwell on ole what's her face.
Instead, I'm gonna build a babe in my head for Rob. Let's see...brunette? sure, why not.
Really tho, he needs Super Intelligent, Hysterically Funny, & Spiritual. Oh, & passionate. But let's not forget also a total chillaxer. What am I missing, what ingredient(s)?....
ME!!!!!lol
My bad. You're right, "me" is the correct answer lol
J/K. I know what you meant. We all mean that :)
OOHHH Honey
You are too funny!!! I have even lol a few more times than usual.. thanks for the laughs!!!
Oh Rob.... do you realize what you have??? in all of us... nope didnt think so...
Hey did you hear the story about Rob and his stalker girl... while he was filming in spain she was stalking him 24/7 for over a week and finally he was so bored he took her to dinner and he complained the whole time ..... he never saw her again....
crraaazzzy bitch.... you had him in you hands and you let him go...WTF
Stalker girl? Could be masquerading around this joint but lets pretend I didn't just think or type that. Dang fingers for typing that...Control...
Yeah, i've been known to be funny every once in a few minutes lol. J/K. Really I'm a total nerd. I love to laugh. Love.
:)
if only Rob knew!!!
Hey where is everyone else???
Tenneil- I did read about his stalker story... makes me wonder what he told her that could possibly keep her away!
lol
that girl musta done gone & bumped her head. Only thing I can think of....
btw tess, your avatar is the shizzle.
I wanna play some katy perry & I've never played for that team before lol.
I would love to have a comversation with her... knock some sense into her atleast...
Hey Tess..
In the oh so wise words of Brooke:
***HORK***
Seriously.
Nasty.
No likey.
Watching A.I. I will be back later to see if anyone is on...
Just had to say *HORK*
LOL
Courtney Love ... Paris Hilton ... Who's next Lindsay Lohan?
Rob just moved to the top of the SKANKS-R-US radar.
Just finished Scotch, gin, and the new girl... I need more... left me hanging to much...
AJ
LMFAO its kindof sad... I feel bad for him... does he even know what conpany is trying to get to him???
On phone with BFF from home, Tenneil. Need to concrete.
I'll check later to see if you're back on...wax on, wax off...
Is it weird I am telling you? Lol. Like you're my new best Robsessed bud.
Well... your in good company!! thanks for the heads up my new BFF....robsessed friend... tell her I said "HI"
wax on wax off LOL
Did I type "need to concrete"?
Huh, type much?
*Concentrate* :)
I have had a few of those moments today.... see we were seperated at birth!!!LOL
Hi, Tenneil and Honey!
How are you ladies tonight??
Hey Ellie,
still trying to get over Her being interested in our Rob...
Not working so well for me...
YOU??? have are you doing???
I'm doing well, thanks. Busy day at work. I kept sneaking peeks at the blog when I could.
I'm SO loving the gifs that Goz posted...I keep going back to them and staring. And smiling.
Work... dont you hate when life gets in the way of being robsessed!!
what do you do???
Finding my happy place!!! thanks to Goz she makes it a whole lot easier to find!!!
Tenneil, I'm a teacher (spec. ed.).
My degree is in ed too not sp ed though ... small world...
paris hilton needs to back off! isn't she supposed to be with what's his name from good charlotte? c'mon now...
not only does she need to back off, but what how robsessed could she be if she just saw twilight a day ago and prior to that prolly didn't even know he he was...
lay off! so, so robsessed!
Karla...
she is just looking for the newest fad... but not our Rob... she needs to move on...
Agreed, Tenneil. He would be a flavor of the month to her...
Rob's too smart for that, I believe.
Ellie...
it makes me emotional to think that the skank has an interest in our Rob!!! I said it earlier but Rob likes girls with mixed match lingerie ....skank in that never.. she seems like a matching kindof girl!!! and her clothes are too clean for him... too prissy... okay am rambling
Hi Ellie!
Still on phone but did a quick check & saw you said hi.
Yes gals, we all hope he uses his brain on this one (between his ears & elsewhere). No PH. No PH. *chanting*...
lol. Tenneil. We are so protective of our boy, aren't we...he should just stick with us! :)
Got that right!! if he only knew!!
I would love to show I mean tell him!!!
Honey...
LOL.... everything in between!!!
Sorry I keep disappearing. I'm between here and fanfic.
Damn that fanfic again... lol
I thought that something was up... whatcha reading???
Well... I am outta here!!
Sweet Rob dreams to you all....
Honey... see/talk to ya tomorrow
ellie .. enjoy whatever you are reading if its good please share always looking for a good read!!!
Peace and Love
Tenneil, I'n reading Frenemies. Just in a few chapters so far...
Enjoy your day tomorrow! and I promise to be more present tomorrow! xoxo
Seriously, if any RObkats are on...check your email from TwiHeart...regarding the submissive...hehehehehehe...she has been busy!
Thanks TwiHeart!! :)
You're welcome, Mel, Love. Did I earn some time in the Naughty Room?
Nite Ellie - sorry I missed you. Sweet Rob dreams.
Hi, Alie and Melissa! didn't go to sleep. chatting with Laura on FB and checking out your email, alie....thanks for enlightening my dull, dull world! lol
Alie, you DEFINITELY earned time in said room!
Thanks Ellie- Yae!!
xo
Actually, I'm all caught up on the FF and bored. I think I will start reading (gasp) an actual book. All of the "research" made me, um, tired. I'm off to bed. Night all!
Hi Alie & Ellie...
I think she has for sure earned time in the naughty room! :)
What?! New Submissive?
Is it bad that I'm trying to get my BFF & her son off the phone so I can go read? lol.
Night Alie!
I'm caught up in FF as well...can't get away for some reason...I will check back in a bit... :)
'Nite pelacur
Nite, Alie! Olive juice!
Dear Anonymous....
What kind of stupid ass games are you playing? Seriously? Do you think you are smart? Do you think we are dumb? Neither are true, so wipe that smug ass look off your face. Are you trying to announce to the world that you are a "pelacur"? I am thinking you really meant to say "Night" and sign your name as so. That would make the most sense because I sure as hell hope you aren't insinuating one of my friends, one of these highly intelligent ladies is in fact a whore. This isn't the first time you have played these stupid immature word games. This is a blog for fun, and friends, and respect. You have none so go the hell away.
Goodnight.
OMG, RUN! That wouldn't even be cool as a plaything for him.
And this is why I keep returning here. For the lolz. Thanks Godze.
I, for one, am happy Paris is learning to read. Yes. Knowledge is power.
P.S.
Rob if you ever read this: Put two on. Just in case.
I think Rob is smart enough to know that Paris is ust jumping on the bandwagon (late and all as she is ). I mean she said it herself "Now I understand all the hype," she explained. "I just didn't get it before, but now it all makes sense."
Which means she doesn't like Rob she likes Edward ;-) she paid no attention to him until she saw Edward !! ;-) Goes to prove his point, I think, when he said that some people just transfer their feelings onto him because of Edward ;-)
Oh and smack lips, good advice ;-) LOL
So much anger anon...Go away.. Go vent somewhere else!! you dont belong here!!
Thanks for being a dear ANON and standing up for those in here. This is a fun blog and we dont need a pretentious ass bringing us down..
Hey anon..
take your dictionary and thesaurus loving ass back where it came from.. we dont want you here
you imbecile!!
Yes, anon~~
This is a site for people who appreciate Rob for who he is. And we appreciate and respect each other. It's not a site for bashing others. If you don't "get it", then just go away...
Hey anon from last night: Maybe you're the strumpet around here. Look that one up. I dare you.
I leave for less than twelve hours and this is what happens...
What is going on here???
I need some Rob lovin!!
Hey dear anon...from last night
leave you asinine comments to yourself.. we dont give a flying fu** what you think... and you are not welcome here..
Paris...seriously, I mean SERIOUSLY, that is all I´m gonna say about that ;-)Oh, just one more thing, I onced got a T-shirt from my frinds, it says: " Who the f*** is Paris Hilton?" never wore it in public, but if she ever touchs him, this might change ;-)
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