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Zygote Rob strikes again!!!!!!


Somehow I see some interesting FB flair coming my way and yours with these badboys.

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Jewels64 said...

Michelle is coming in from Mexico....It's gonna be rocking!!!!

Jovie said...

Yes, Trix we are chosing our FAV physical thing about Rob, at least what we can see.

And Jewels I'll put the vids back up. I'm going to work on them a bit more.
I love your blog also Jewels.
Also, Jules what phone call are you alright?

Kat, the nuts, shaking my head and laughing my ASS off!

Blackie said...

"Commando: To no wear underwear".
I have to include a slang dictionary because as a spanish robsessedone I neither know all the words nor find them in mine!
I looked that up when everybody was saying Rob could go briefs, boxers! lol
Thanks for saying hi, I´m behind until I read the comments down.

I don´t know if I can choose only one thing I like of Rob.
I die for his sideburns, they turn me on like hell (I realize now that the hairy thingy rules on me)

His tongue licking his own teeth into his semi open mouth!

Jovie said...

Mich, is coming in from Mexico??????!!!!!!

Hot damn. We love each other.
I can't go thou, I have guests coming at that time. not that I was invited but I still am so happy all of ya all are doing that fun time together.

Kat said...

Laura... yes, join us. You and I were so close to meeting before we even knew eachother existed....

Trixie... I'm sorry, but I don't think the appeal of the avatar is ever gonna end.

Rose said...

Hello Girls. I have no idea what you all are talking about...I can't keep up with the comments.

Ellie said...

Good evening, Lindsey!

Trixie said...

i can't pick one thing - can't do it.

torn between mouth, eyes, hands and jaw.

Jewels64 said...

Jovie, Ellie tried to make me wreck today.

She called me while I was driving the kids home from school.

I answer the phone, she says "I have three words for you"....

The crazy woman plays Rob saying "Are you afraid?" from the Bella's Lullabye remix. She kept playing it over and over. All I could hear was Rob's voice over the phone....Shit that was hot!

Laura said...

I'm trying, Jules! My stupid ass computer won't load the pages, so I can't comment!!!! *pouting*

Kat said...

Hey ROse... Hey Lindsey...

Blackie where are you from???

Jewels64 said...

Jovie, schedule your guest another weekend and get your fine ass to TEXAS!

Trixie said...

Rosie :)

Jov got us started with trying to pick our most favorite of Rob's physical attributes.

And then I mentioned how Kat's avatar is still killing me and i want to know when that is going to wear the hell off already!

Laura said...

OOOOOOOH, you mean in Austin...

See this computer is making me miss the conversations, so i don't know what the hell i'mtalking about

Ellie said...

Rosie! Hi, honey bunch!

Kat said...

Jovie... ditto what Jules said...

Rose said...

*dizzy*

Hey Kat, Jules, Trix!, Ellie, Jovie, Laura and Blackie!
Did I miss anyone?

Rose said...

Ellie..you're always so sweet:)

Jewels64 said...

C'mon Laura...you know you wanna...you too Jovie...

Melissa said...

I'm trying to read and comment at the same time...not having much luck :(

Trixie said...

Hey Lindsey! Where did you pop in? I didn't see you!

Hi Blackie!

Kat said...

I asked me husband to chew on some plastic fangs and smoke a ciggie last night... is that wrong?

Blackie said...

Ellie,
can I download the remix Jewels is talking about from somewhere?

Laura said...
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Rose said...

I hear ya, Melissa...

Unknown said...

Hi Trixie! I popped in on the last page; I didn't see any of the new comments until now, so I was a bit confused for a few minutes...LOL!

Jovie said...

Sorry for the delay had to go back and read,t he comments are coming so fast.

Mich, his hands, yes, his long fingers, love them also, love.

Trix, what photo haven't you seen darling.

Jules,wow, wow, wow, I can imagine it.
And Trix, grammar on here and spelling not to worry about. As you know so well.
Hi Lindsey!

Rose said...

No Kat...that is SO right...

Kat said...

Blackie send me your e-mail and I'll send it to you...

Trixie said...

Kat - hell no, not wrong at all! he'll only benefit from it, right?!

Jovie said...

Hi Rose!!!
I LUV your blog!~

Jewels64 said...

Fuck! It's Rose! Now it's all bullshit gravy that Lindsey is here too! HI GIRLS!

Ellie said...

Blackie, I think I got it off itunes...

Rose said...

Rob and cigarettes...sensual combination.

Kat said...

Rose... good, I'll have to do the same tonight then. The unicorns did flow...

Jovie said...

I wanna do what Jules?

Besides the very obvious...

Rose said...

Haha Jules! I'm glad you are OK, after talking to Rob on the phone.

Melissa said...

No Kat, its not wrong...I asked my husband to grow 5 inches and dye his hair blondish-brown...no, not wrong at all... :)

Trixie said...

Jov - the picture of him walking away with his arms out and cig in hand - you used it for your smoking post. I've never seen that picture.

Oh, and how can i forget that he is wearing the suspender pants. What is it with those suspenders? Why are they HOT? WHY I ASK YOU?

Jewels64 said...

Blackie...seriously "HI"...

This is the first time we have met and I feel at a disadvantage, but judging from what I've read from you so far....you're KEWL!

MiCh said...

COPY-PASTE from my last comment:

Jovie, I've always been a lover of hair and hands. Oh, and socks, but there is no picture of Rob wearing socks so I can't say if I love his socks (please God, make Rob to wear nice, clean and matched socks, pretty pretty please?)

So, my fave thing about Rob is his Sex Hair and then his beautiful hands with long fingers *swoon*..

---

And yeah, I'm planning to go Austin to meet the Robkats and have some Roblicious time!

Kat said...

Jovie... watch out, I may post a few never seen before pics too... just for the Robkats...

Rose said...

Jovie..Thank you:)

Laura said...

Hey Rose and Blackie!


Kat, that's not wrong! Anything that recreates the hotness of that picture has to be right! lol

Jovie said...

Kat, you are KILLINg me TONIGHT, DARLING!

Unknown said...

Hi Jov! I received your e-mail today, and have every intention of writing you back! I have been busting my ass these days ;)

Ellie said...

Oh, that's right! rose is here!

fucking bullshit, horseshit, crap, and, uaaa, uh,,, ummm, I dunno, it's bizzah... oh, yeah, just plain shit.

Trixie said...

Rose - notice how I'm getting SHOUTY? And maybe a little kooky?

Jewels64 said...

Cuz Trixie, you just want to pull on them and snap them back up around that juicy ass of his...

Has anyone said hi to Claire tonight?

"HI Claire, yeah, we're talking about your freaking hot son again..."

Rose said...

I was actually keeping my Robsession under control this evening...until now.

lololol...I feel the need to say fucking bullshit.

Unknown said...

Hi Jules!!!---Okay, I just quit smoking four days ago...Ahhh, this is torture!

Kat said...

Hello Claire... I sent you a letter yesterday... did you get it?

Jewels64 said...

Yeah Rose...what's up with that shit...are you trying some new torture method? Cuz, I fucking give in to the urge....

Rose said...

lololol Trixie! SHOUTY!!!!!

Blackie said...

Jewels, I read "Utter Darkness" today (I had copied the links you gave the other day to the niceAnon, I didn´t know it was your own work -are you mad at me?-)
I couldn´t stop reading. There is no chapter one? I couldn´t find it, but I read from 2 to 9 without leaving the chair for a second. I felt the anguish to tears.
It´s amazing. I didn´t dare to review it.

Kat said...

FUCKING BULLSHIT... ok, out of my system now.

I still adore his nuts...

Laura said...

LMAO Melissa! That's not wrong, either!

Jules--I really really want to come, but my birthday is that weekend so the hubby might want to claim me that weekend!

Trixie said...

Jules - is that what it is?! LOL!

If he wore a straightjacket, would I think that was HOT too?

Melissa said...

The "fucking bullshits" have been running rampant from my mouth...

Jovie said...

Trix, that one was taken outside his apartment getting his newspaper. shh...it's a pap photo.
You know I have a thing for photos of Rob in his off work time.

The premiere stuff and all that is great but I can't help that I love to see him just being him. I don't want to encourage pap photos do it's a double edge sword for me.
He is wearing his slippers in that photo.

Mich, I love you.
Him in socks, on a couch and your feet intertwined together, I just had that vision.

Rose said...

Jules~ the urge is so POWERFUL...I'm not sure its under my control anymore...
lol

Melissa said...

I can't pick a favorite body part. I enjoy the entire package... LOL

Kat said...

Trixie... yes, he would be hot in a straight jacket...

Kat said...

Melissa... you said package...

Jovie said...

Kat, do those photos for me with British stuff. You know how i love that.

Jewels64 said...

Blackie, yes there is a Chapter one. And it's full of Edward and Bella smut....

Go to FanFiction.net, do the author search "Jewels64" and you will see 2 stories listed. The first one is "Utter Darkness" which is Chapter one.

I had no idea how to fucking link chapter until some really cool dude sent me a really nice e-mail explaining it to me!

And thanks by the way, I'm loving the hell out of writing it....

Laura said...

Yes, Melissa, I enjoy his PACKAGE too!

Rose said...

I'm getting all fucking 'cralzy'...I'm scared now.

Melissa said...

Hi Laura! Loving the FB flair and bumper stickers!

Ellie said...

hehe, Melissa...you said package!

Melissa said...

package package package package package....yum yum yum... LOL LOVE IT

I want that package delivered to my mailbox. Tonight. Please.

Rose said...

is his fucking bullshit FACE a body part? Cuz thats what I fucking love. There. I said it.

Melissa said...

Oh, and I may have said box...

Kat said...

Melissa... I just saw your comment on asking your husband to grow 5 inches and dye his hair. LMAO.

My hubby recently grew his hair out... it's kind of sex hair-ish. Our good friend (also Robsessed) is totally in on why I agreed to the do... hubby is not. I fucking love it!

Jewels64 said...

Laura, tell your husband you have a date with Edward "Fucking" Cullen and he'll just have to reschedule the week before or the week after....

"You are my life now...."

Laura said...

Thanks, Melissa! I'm loving the flair you sent me earlier, too!

Oh, yeah, Blackie. You need to read ch. 1! It's nice and "moistress"
huh Ellie? LMAOOOOOOOO!

Jovie said...

Rose, I'm on my own 12 step method.
But I am on the blog so I guess you could say I've had a set back.

He's just irresistible.
His mouth especially, KAT.

MiCh said...

Melissa, you said package!

And Jovie, I adore you too, thank you for putting that nice image on my mind!

Trixie said...

Jov - there you go again - killing me with your comments...

Jovie said...

Rose, love it. But if you chose his face and I just chose his mouth. I want more also.

Kat said...

JOVIE... stop it. I was just getting in control and you had to go and talk about his mouth again...

Unknown said...

Jov, I saw your new blog, and it makes me laugh, but in a good way ;)

Rose said...

He's killing me softly with his song...

Laura said...

LOL Jules! I swear I'm going to tell him exactly what you said and see what he says!! haha

Jewels64 said...

HAHAHAHAHA! I forgot about Ellie's "MOISTRESS"!

TwiHartRK said...

Jules - I'm a fan too - your writing is great. I saw info in an earlier post. I am a fan of your comments too. You are talented.

Fav Rob 'part' - tooo hard to choose. Hands, hair, eyes, lips, voice- I have it bad. Thank God I've found somewhere I can say it Out Loud!

Trixie said...

Rose - that's what i wanted to say! his FACE - LOL! (of course). He is making me cralzy for sure.

Jov - i said i was going on a robsessed diet and now look at me! i was good for the first half of the day, though!!! LOL!

Melissa said...

LMAO Kat....seriously, my husband is like 5'8"...short hair, military...you know...total opposite....I may ask him to speak to me with an English Accent next. Not sure how that one will blow over...

And YES I said BLOW!!!

Laura said...

I want the face too, Rose!

Rose said...

Thank God my husband went to bed...I'm giggling like a little schoolgirl...

MiCh said...

Girls, you're fast (that's what Rob said), I can't keep up on comments!

Jovie said...

I want him to wrap me in my down throw and hold me while I am not feeling well.
And let me sleep on his chest.
Do you think he'll do that for me?

Rob, Jov wants to sleep on your chest, are you alright with that?

Jewels64 said...

Melissa, now all you have to say is "suck" and I'm a goner....

Melissa said...

Mich! HELLO! Yes, I love his package...hahahaha

Trixie said...

FACE AND HANDS - we need the hands too! THE HANDS!

Shouty, kooky girl...

Melissa said...

suck, blow...whatever...LOL

Rose said...

Ok...almost 300 fucking comments...100 in the last 5 minutes.

Unknown said...

You ladies are always on top of the game and better at it than I am, although I have a blast visiting always :) Gotta hit the hay! Talk to you all later!

Jovie said...

trix, I want to go on a Rob diet also.

Jewels64 said...

PUHLEEZE! Let's not forget to ask Ellie about "Wet Bananas"!

Ellie said...

Suck, Jules...

Kat said...

Melissa... my husband does a terrible British accent. He's been listening to mine for 13 years and he still can't do it...

But when he speaks Spanish... hmmm, unicorns are free to frolic...

Trixie said...

Jov - KILLING ME! Just killing me. Yes, I think he would do that. That's why we are obsessed.

Laura said...

And Obama's "ERECTION" Jules...

Rose said...

if you are on a "Rob Diet", does that mean all you eat is Rob?

Ellie said...

hehe, Lindsey, you said "on top"!
Nite-nite and Olive juice, to you!

Jovie said...

Nite, Lindsey! Good to "see" you again, sweetie. Don't worry abut my e-mail, jsut when you have time.
Sleep well.

Trixie said...

Oh Kat - hubby speaking spanish - liking that.

Jewels64 said...

YUMMY MELISSA! That smile...whew!

Rose said...

Night Lindsey:)

Kat said...

Night Lindsey... Rob filled dreams to you...

Laura said...

Kat, this is TOTALLY about 10 minutes too late, but it IS weird that we could have met on that fateful day in October.....I probably saw you when I was going to get in the autograph line...

Jewels64 said...

Diet is the word "Die" with a "T" at the end of it.

Jovie said...

LOL, Rose!

Kat said...

Trixie... yeah, dirty talk in Spanish rocks my world. Hmmmmmmmm....

Laura said...

Bye Lindsey :)

Jewels64 said...

Night Lindsey!

Trixie said...

Rose - LMAO! I could handle that kind of Rob Diet!

Okay, my bed is calling me :(

Have fun tonight everyone!

xoxxoxoxoxo....

Ellie said...

Laura,I don't hat e it, I was just kidding... lol

Man, my class is getting a lot of recognition tonight!

Kat said...

Laura... I know, isn't that weird. I think you have to tell your husband that you'd like a trip to Austin for your birthday... alone...

Melissa said...

Kat-LOL...my husband does not understand the attraction at all...he thinks I'm crazy...

Hmm..Spanish is goooood...my husband doesn't speak a lick of Spanish...damnit!!!

Yes, I said LICK!

Jewels64 said...

Night Trix...we missed you today...

Come back to the dark side soon....

Rose said...

Nite Trix:)
Thanks for the Fix...

Laura said...

Ellie!!! Don't freeze me out on FB! :(

Kat said...

Night Trixie... don't stick to that diet, it's a lost cause, you'll only gain it back again...

Jewels64 said...

Kathryn, I have all these image of Antonio Banderas in "Mambo Kings" running rampant through my head now thanks to you....

Laura said...

Oh, ok Ellie! I thought you were serious! LOL!

MiCh said...

Jovie, just remember a song in spanish which is perfect for you now.. its name is "Canción para estar en casa" aka "Song to stay in home".. I'd like to sing it to you now ;) but you know, I'm a terrible singer! Pfft..

Rose said...

I'm on a 'special' diet...

Laura said...

Bye Trixie!

Ellie said...

good night, Trixilicious!! sweet steamy rob dreams ! olive juice..

Jewels64 said...

Mich...was that a Rob pfft?

Jewels64 said...

Rose...I know that diet....

Melissa said...

Good Night Trixie!! Have many Rob-filled dreams!

Kat said...

Melissa... I used to holiday in Spain every year as a teenager and fell for the Spaniards like there was no tomorrow. I think that was one of the first things that attracted me to my hubby... he's been in the US for most of his life and has an east coast accent so the first time I heard him speak Spanish.... well... I won't continue this story here....

Ellie said...

lmfao, Rose!

Rose said...

It's a good one...

Blackie said...

OK.
I CANT KEEP UP!!!
Your girls write so fast that until I finish the page it says "311 comments" and I go "Whaaat?!!"
Don´t worry I try my best.

ROB BEST PART: his tongue licking his two upper teeth inside his semi open mouth...

Also his little moles. He has some in very interesting parts of his body.

About the "package" we can see, in the movie "The bad mother´s handbook" he uses quite tight trousers, you can see his package from time to time...Stopping the video and rewinding it ten times lol

Yes, Ellie, I said TONGUE.

Thanks Jules I´ll go there..
Girls, you go on FB too? simultaneously? I´m not on FB.. leaving on the cul du mond sucks.

But... looking on the bright side they are still screening Twilight here. I´ll go tomorrow again.

TwiHartRK said...

Melissa Rob loves crazy girls.

My husband says he doesn't understand. He's just jealous.

Jewels64 said...

Kathryn, I felt the same way about a guy I dated from Scotland... couldn't understand a fucking thing he was saying but cripes he was hot!

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Blackie said...

Oh no, it says 339 now!!!!

Rose said...

Twilight is gone here :(

Melissa said...

Kat-Let me guess...instant Unicorns??? Seriously though..I love the British Accent! Its hot...I don't know when it first started...When I think of Rob, I call him "MR. BRITISH ACCENT"...sooo sick...I cant believe I am admitting to this SHIT!! Its like an unspoken code!! LOL LOL LOL :)

Jewels64 said...

Blackie, Rob has moles...yummy tasty ones. So do I. I want to play connect the dots!

Blackie said...

Twiheart is defending the castle in the chat away, someone is talking pedophile

Kat said...

Jewels.. Antonio... not a bad image to have.

Yeah, I don't understand a thing hubby says in Spanish, but it's still sexy. My lack of learning the language is gonna bite me in the arse when my daughter is a teen... hmmmmmm.

Sabrizzle said...

Okay loves, I'm back but I haven't read all of the comments I missed. What's happening?

Melissa said...

Hello Twiheart!

My husband just doesn't understand...he always asks "What is this Robsessed crap all about??"

Laura said...

LOL @ Jules! "Cripes"

Ellie-got kicked off of FB AGAIN girl! still trying to send you that bumper sticker!

Ellie said...

"MR. BRITISH ACCENT"
LOL, Melissa...7th grade, much?
xoxo

Jewels64 said...

Sabrina, HI LOVE!

Sabrizzle said...

Hi Jules!

Rose said...

Robs accent is kinda...'posh' to me...not like say...The Beatles

Hi Sabrina:)

MiCh said...

Jovie, my fast translation of the song:

Quiet, stay very quiet
I will bring you soon
an aspirin and a glass.
I will clean all your sweat
I will make you a good tea
and will call to your office.

Soup and burgers to eat,
I'll make everything for you.

Even my cat suffers seeing you sick, if you are not moving our lives
It's very sad seeing you in bed, not knowing what to do, not knowing what to do.

Leave the shower and sit down
is not the first time you do not visit it.
And look at the turquoise of the sky, now is turning purple.

I'll put a movie and I will be here, I'll make everything for you.

---

Beautiful, right?

TwiHartRK said...

Just tell him it's your porn.

Ellie said...

Laura, don't worry about it, You can try tomorrow, Just stay here and play...

Melissa said...

Ellie- I'm channeling my "inner-hormonal teenage motherfucker" when I call him that... LOL !!!!

Kat said...

Melissa... yes, instant unicorns. For obvious reasons I have no affection to the British accent... but it's Rob's actual voice that gets me. Kinda throaty... I likey.

Jovie said...

Darlings, I'm turning in.
I'm going to go imagine I'm sleeping on Rob's chest and hear his heartbeating.

Laura said...

Sabrizzzzzz is back! Hey girl!

Yeah, Rob's British accent is magical. When he spoke to me in Austin, I immediately had to go back to the hotel and change my panties.

Ellie said...

Sabrina, welcome back, sweets!

Jewels64 said...

Robsessed is...is...

A home for hormonally overstimulated women of all ages to gather together to muse and ponder the hotness of a certain Mr. Robert Thomas Pattinson...

We may go OT every once in a while, but all things eventually circle back to Rob which is kind of like sex itself.

There. Robsessed is sex. Period.

TwiHartRK said...

Night Jov

Jovie said...

Mich, I LOVE That, sweetie! Thanks so much for taking the time to write that love!

Sabrizzle said...

Hey girls!

Goodnight and sweet dreams Jov! Muahhh!

Rose said...

I like Robs 'American' accent just as much...it IS his voice that is so fucking sexy

Ellie said...

Laura, they didn't disintegrate right there on the spot???

Kat said...

Rose, you're right. His accent is quite posh. Me, I talk like a Yorkshire farmer, nothing posh about my accent. If you've seen Chicken Run, you've heard my accent :-)

Rose said...

Excellent description, Jules:)

Melissa said...

OH MY Laura!! LOL

Kat-yes, me likey the voice too...very throaty... LOL

TwiHartRK said...

Yes, Jules, Melissa - that's what I tell my husband. It's my porn. He thinks it's fine if it gets me charged up.

Jewels64 said...

Night Jovie...I need to email you and we need to catch up! Man I missed you! Sweet dreams love!

Kat said...

Good night Jov, sweet dreams and thanks for my blog comments *kiss, kiss*

Ellie said...

nite-nite, Jovie~~olive juice--xoxo

Blackie said...

Oh, I love the Moistress thing. Do you remember in the Ladies Chat interview how Rob said he didn´t like things to be much moist??? I lingered on the things word and my imagination went soooooo wild!

moist things, moist things...

MiCh said...

Oh shit, I spent several minutes translating the song for Jovie and she's gone! LMAO!

Jules, the "Pfft" is Rob's. I used to write "Pff" for many years, now I'm writing "Pfft" due my Robsession and my addiction to ILOVELA!

Rose said...

Kat~lolololol...I have seen Chicken Run...not sure I remember exactly how they talked...
but LOLOLOLOL

Jovie said...

love yu all much.
Olive juice and sweet dreams.

Sabrizzle said...

LOL Kat, I'm sure your accent is beautiful too.

Melissa said...

I think his American Accent sounds very James Dean-ish...me likey it too...

Laura said...

LOL Ellie!

Rose said...

Night Jovie:)

Jewels64 said...

"me likey"...what a fucking catch phrase for all of us...LMAO!

Blackie said...

Jovie you have that hugging pic I love so much!

What pics are you watching that are from outside his place? The ones with the blue Tshirt, black suspenders/trousers and slippers/huaraches?
It frightens me a little to know where any of his pics was taken and aprox when...

Melissa said...

Night Jovie!

Hey Sabrizzzzzz....

TwiHartRK said...

Laura - You saw Rob in Austin? Lucky girl

Ellie said...

Kat, is thast like a cockney accent.





yes, yes, I said COCKney...
sheesh!

MiCh said...

See? I can't keep up with the comments! I'm LMAO here!

Kat said...

Yeah, it is very James Dean-ish... nice.

Ellie said...

me likey "me likey"...

Melissa said...

Jules-I think "me likey" was developed in the naughty room while looking at packages...

Finger in mouth-staring-"me likey"

LMAO!!!!!!

TheDogsBollocks said...

Muah! Just popping in to say a quick hi.

Melissa said...

Did someone just say COCK-ney??? OH MY!!! LOL

Sabrizzle said...

Haha, "me likey" really is catching on. I even used it the other day on my blog.

Rose said...

what the hell ISN'T fucking sexy about Robert Pattinson?
Shit.
I'm doomed.

Sabrizzle said...

Hi Stacy!

Jewels64 said...

Melissa, this is just as wrong as the young Rob Pix, but I just got a mental picture of you in a Catholic school girl's uniform with knee socks and all....LMAO!

Ellie said...

crap, I just realized I haven't sent anyone in to the naughty room yet, tonight...I'm almost finished. Who wants to go next???
Any takers??

Rose said...

Hey Stacy:)

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